100 ways to RESPECT WOMEN

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  • @sunlightwhite3337
    @sunlightwhite3337 6 років тому +658

    All I learned from this is:
    MEN -If a female is anywhere on your vicinity, drop to the ground and play dead. Don't move, don't talk, don't breathe. This is the only way to avoid offending her.
    If you're lucky, she will just sniff you, lose interest, and move on.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 6 років тому +76

      I hear their vision is based on movement :D

    • @Leo-sr7bq
      @Leo-sr7bq 6 років тому +55

      Maybe you can horde them into groups by throwing Starbucks coffee, while they are busy drinking the coffee you can escape.

    • @flydieselair
      @flydieselair 6 років тому +16

      What do you do if she gets a wif of the money in your pocket or sees that you are wearing an Armani suit and stays around to see if you move?

    • @MrCarmanJeff
      @MrCarmanJeff 6 років тому +30

      She might complain that you are obstructing her path.

    • @seanscott4735
      @seanscott4735 6 років тому +22

      Even then you're not safe. You could smell of THE PATRIARCHY

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 6 років тому +4809

    “mr feminism’s wild ride” is how this decade will be remembered in history books.

    • @vvvvvv66666
      @vvvvvv66666 6 років тому +7

      Chris Ray Gun 1 like

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 6 років тому +55

      When you can't get off the ride...

    • @thebiteof420
      @thebiteof420 6 років тому +66

      Why is it MR. feminism’s ride not MS.? HMMM?

    • @james4525
      @james4525 6 років тому +6

      Chris Ray Gun how will this decade be looked at in history.

    • @user-fm4nu1tl4p
      @user-fm4nu1tl4p 6 років тому

      WOHHHH CHRISS RAY GUNNN oh mah gurd

  • @mfbjo6854
    @mfbjo6854 4 роки тому +3929

    "Honey, how do I look in my new dress?"
    "You look very clever and talented"

  • @briishperson4555
    @briishperson4555 3 роки тому +1088

    “Tea is just gay coffee”
    *Britain will remember that*

  • @jonathanrobertson7059
    @jonathanrobertson7059 5 років тому +2413

    I love how almost all feminist arguments are individually sexist in multiple ways.

    • @Celia_Louise
      @Celia_Louise 5 років тому +53

      I mean, for extremists, which is what people tend to think of because they are SO FUCKING LOUD and actively hurt their cause and other feminists.
      Most feminists I know hate this bullshit because of that.

    • @RedBeard26
      @RedBeard26 5 років тому +75

      @@Celia_Louise gotta agree with Jacob. Ive only seen a couple of these feminists in real life that are this extreme. Just gotta remember that most of this stuff on social media isnt how it actually is in our communities. Most feminists I have met truly only care about equality (without being sexist).

    • @adityaroy211
      @adityaroy211 5 років тому +49

      @Dan S I don't understand the point of your comment, was calling him a neckbeard meant to be an insult, because at the end of the day, his point is right, almost all of the points in this video are hypocritical

    • @liamrabey6589
      @liamrabey6589 4 роки тому +13

      It’s bad how extremists make people think all feminists are like that

    • @Rock-yg9ln
      @Rock-yg9ln 4 роки тому +3

      When they say they believe in equality then say stuff like dont talk in meeting so girls can talk which obviously is why girls wont talk during meetings cause men always talk.

  • @avk2762
    @avk2762 4 роки тому +743

    It IS princess Leia tho. She's the princess of Alderaan. Yes, later in her life she became a general, but calling her princess is just as correct as calling her general.

    • @breadnugget3646
      @breadnugget3646 4 роки тому +107

      I mean, seriously. I feel like the person who thought of these 100 ways to respect women has never seen Star Wars

    • @pinkedduck49
      @pinkedduck49 4 роки тому +9

      Cane down to the comments to say the same thing

    • @threepunch5702
      @threepunch5702 4 роки тому +52

      Forgive me if I’m stupid (sarcasm) but last time I checked, princesses had more power than generals. So wouldn’t calling Princess Leia a general be an insult?

    • @nobodycares1238
      @nobodycares1238 4 роки тому +26

      @@threepunch5702 princess of alderan general of the rebellion and considering alderan is gone being general would be more powerful also unrelated but doctor who's companions were called assistants before companions sooo

    • @anongrentenville8607
      @anongrentenville8607 4 роки тому +10

      "To you she's a general, to me she's royalty"

  • @panther-nk2hn
    @panther-nk2hn 4 роки тому +1453

    “Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son...”
    I lost it. That was golden. Your dad is great. What a comedian.

    • @BoxGirl9
      @BoxGirl9 4 роки тому +9

      Thori Am 😂😂😂

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 4 роки тому +66

      A good sense of humor clearly runs in the family.

    • @Emll_117
      @Emll_117 4 роки тому +27

      That was her bf

    • @weeveeteevee149
      @weeveeteevee149 4 роки тому +3

      @@Emll_117 R/ wooooooosh

    • @davidarruda8400
      @davidarruda8400 4 роки тому +10

      @@weeveeteevee149 r/foundthemobileuser and r/keepr/onreddit

  • @Maludosgatos
    @Maludosgatos 3 роки тому +161

    "Swap the genders"
    90% of fairytales/stories for children (*cough cough* Disney *cough cough*) are princess stories. In other words, this is gonna backfire SO GOOD.

    • @Cobalt...
      @Cobalt... Рік тому +12

      Beauty and the Beast. lol

    • @StuJones-gn7te
      @StuJones-gn7te 10 місяців тому +5

      They made a movie once called "Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde" though I think the Dr was still a man.

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes the points they make about women being unchangeably a men searching horn ball?
      Don't say that things are a thing if they can be changed and you're APART OF A MOVEMENT THATS TRYING TO CHANGE A THING

    • @dergeradeweg1413
      @dergeradeweg1413 4 місяці тому

      @@StuJones-gn7teand the sister jekyl was the crazy one? 😂

  • @dtjackson1647
    @dtjackson1647 5 років тому +691

    #12 Did we just get told to stop calling women "bossy" and "irrational" in a bossy way that literally makes no attempt at rationality?

  • @oliverpotts8664
    @oliverpotts8664 5 років тому +4235

    "Tea is just gay coffee" You have angered the British Empire

    • @Lady_Maria-2007
      @Lady_Maria-2007 4 роки тому +186

      Ollypotts
      Our assassins are making their way through Canada as I type.

    • @thibaultl.477
      @thibaultl.477 4 роки тому +129

      Let us boil them with our kettles and cover them in marmite

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 4 роки тому +25

      @@thibaultl.477 What in the absolute frikin hek is marmite?

    • @firstnamelastname7038
      @firstnamelastname7038 4 роки тому +82

      Bro i drink tea and i ain't gay im just homie-sexual

    • @aidanlamb9744
      @aidanlamb9744 4 роки тому +51

      You also angered China as that’s where tea was first made

  • @Michael-zx6yj
    @Michael-zx6yj 4 роки тому +1417

    No.26
    "If you read stories to a child, swap the genders."
    Beauty and the Beast, belle becomes the beast.
    The people with pitchforks hunting the beast are now women.
    Telling the child that the women in the story perfectly describe the vicious feminists of today.

  • @xanderpines8631
    @xanderpines8631 4 роки тому +35

    This is truly an eye opener. Never ever will talk to a woman or girl ever again.

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 6 років тому +1757

    I like how your style of filming these has made your content timeless in a way. There’s something homey about that laptop camera, and those black bars on the side.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 років тому +449

      ye thats why i keep em. old youtube vibes. my original camera was actually 480p and it became my staple but when i updated to 1080 i rendered it down to look like the original camera.

    • @C0astDelta
      @C0astDelta 6 років тому +28

      Shoe0nHead butiful

    • @fastandbulbous9697
      @fastandbulbous9697 6 років тому +84

      I read it as "There's something horney about that laptop camera".

    • @clammy8884
      @clammy8884 6 років тому +5

      Hey Quinton. Love youre content

    • @ITSFLESHY
      @ITSFLESHY 6 років тому

      Quinton Reviews yes true

  • @Darkshadow21298
    @Darkshadow21298 6 років тому +285

    Swapping the genders in children's stories would make like all the Disney princesses men...do feminists really want us teaching patriarchal stories to our children?

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 4 роки тому +38

      Frozen would wind up being very misogynistic. Those gold-digger redheads always trying to usurp the kingdom.

  • @jcplaysmusic6257
    @jcplaysmusic6257 6 років тому +683

    But leia was literally a princess.

    • @captain_subtle9375
      @captain_subtle9375 6 років тому +41

      I guess she just isn't royal anymore and to be honest Princess akbar sounds a little better

    • @freakindamnshiki
      @freakindamnshiki 5 років тому +16

      and was a general because she was 1st a princess, she outranked everyone not for beeing good at war (in the start) but because she was a princess, so being a princess is better than being a general in this case...0 uderstanding of space hierarchy

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +8

      @@captain_subtle9375 fast forward 20 years where the Star Wars franchise has been bought by a 3rd party led by feminists who gender swap the entire cast for a reboot ( *cough* Ghostbusters inspired *cough* )
      Just wait, Princess Akbar will be a thing

    • @zafira_autobahn5707
      @zafira_autobahn5707 5 років тому +1

      @@Real_MisterSir Princess Akbar would be fucking nice.
      Because she cant be pretty. Thats what feminists really fear, ugly woman. Thats why they want you to think fat girls are beautiful. They cant stand uglyness. Id like to see the daughter of Jabba also in the coming film. Miss jabba vs Princess Akbar. But no, to show how good woman in a fantasy galaxy are they have to be perfect, not realistic.
      (Like rey who is overpowered as fuck)

    • @xNightHawk32
      @xNightHawk32 5 років тому +7

      Yeah Leia is actually both. But she’s been a Princess first and always a princess. She didn’t stop being a princess to be a General.

  • @brandonhaygood5286
    @brandonhaygood5286 3 роки тому +83

    How can I respect somebody that is making generalizations about me and speaks to me in such a snarky tone? Or who makes a federal case over something so trivial as manspreading?
    If I weren't watching her responding to these and just read them myself I would have cancer.

  • @zarab8872
    @zarab8872 5 років тому +1063

    imagine asking your boyfriend if you look good in a dress, and he says you look clever

  • @FourFourSeven
    @FourFourSeven 6 років тому +274

    _"...don't feel the need to go and check for yourself. And especially do not Google it in front of them."_
    Holy freakin garbage fire, Batman! They're just blatantly demanding blind obedience!

    • @justindorthewonderwizard645
      @justindorthewonderwizard645 6 років тому +2

      FourFourSeven HOLY DIDDLY WINKLER BATMAN!

    • @jasonmeade955
      @jasonmeade955 2 місяці тому

      Blind obedience is "modern" "progressivism" in a nutshell. It's like they read every scrap of research on cult behavior in order to create the most effective and totalitarian cult possible, then got a bunch of powerful elites to spam the entire world with it.

  • @timothyhawks7950
    @timothyhawks7950 6 років тому +548

    If I swapped the characters in a fairy tale, does that mean that Snow White is now a young guy who gets poisoned by his step dad and winds up in a cave with a bunch of midget women? That actually sounds kind of creepy.

    • @brunoss.3273
      @brunoss.3273 6 років тому +22

      The prince snow is going around I guess.

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 6 років тому +66

      Let's make aurora (sleeping beauty) a man and have a woman save the man BUT before saving said man the woman rapes him while he is asleep and can't wake up

    • @saintshaggy1372
      @saintshaggy1372 6 років тому +7

      Never laughed so fucking hard on a comment before. 😂😂😂😂

    • @iii5539
      @iii5539 6 років тому +7

      Timothy Hawks I think a bunch of little men sounds creepy to...

    • @kattylearnsgerman6962
      @kattylearnsgerman6962 6 років тому +2

      Hhahahahahah hahjahahahhahaha

  • @randomhumor1
    @randomhumor1 3 роки тому +101

    Wife: Ouu talk dirty to me.
    husband: *YOU'RE SO CLEVER AND TALENTED*

    • @hypnoteapot
      @hypnoteapot 8 місяців тому +6

      But not hot, definitely not hot.

  • @eduardolara3468
    @eduardolara3468 5 років тому +1573

    "...tea is just gay coffee..."
    Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 6 років тому +353

    "It's not hard to miss'em!" That *instantaneous* regret was as beautiful as that ever-present Skeptic pillow.

    • @killertrr1
      @killertrr1 6 років тому

      Single Greatest Roast of All Time

  • @mandylee3862
    @mandylee3862 5 років тому +1296

    "gender balancing" your bookshelf would LITERALLY just be judging a book by its cover....

    • @hartjones8464
      @hartjones8464 4 роки тому +36

      Amanda Smith ThAtS WhAT tHe PaTrIaRcHy WaNtS yOu To ThInK

    • @milkywayy7243
      @milkywayy7243 4 роки тому +16

      Didn't they say don't judge a book by its cover and that book being a woman?

    • @neph9886
      @neph9886 4 роки тому +8

      This comment is literally so underrated

    • @anaa9245
      @anaa9245 4 роки тому +3

      This is the best comment here lol

    • @bean5165
      @bean5165 4 роки тому +13

      I prefer male protagonists because they seem better in writing imo than the female protagonist with their stupid love triangles.

  • @mynameisrosiex4555
    @mynameisrosiex4555 4 роки тому +93

    Don't walk close to a woman late at night
    "Don't walk close to me!"
    "I'm just trying to get home"

    • @Military.FutureUrbanCamo
      @Military.FutureUrbanCamo 10 місяців тому

      I don't care if I walk close to a woman she better gets out of my way or just deal with it women 😑

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 9 місяців тому

      Yes
      Leave women alone and incapable of they get attacked
      That's great fuckin advice
      I don't think it's common for women to get attacked because I've been alive for 24 years now
      But if I had that trauma I'd prefer people to be within 5 meters of me at night

  • @domeepoo
    @domeepoo 6 років тому +211

    why are there like 30 international womens days every year?

    • @kr0wzy
      @kr0wzy 6 років тому +3

      FBI: *Don’t move a muscle*

    • @arthurbo3847
      @arthurbo3847 4 роки тому +1

      169 likes
      69
      Nice...

  • @tobiass6663
    @tobiass6663 6 років тому +787

    "Gender balance your bookcase. Things have to be 50-50"
    A-Are you Thanos?

    • @jonathanwiener4979
      @jonathanwiener4979 6 років тому +5

      Gutes profilbild

    • @attacus7168
      @attacus7168 6 років тому +26

      Mr.stark I don't fell so good

    • @uniqueusername677
      @uniqueusername677 6 років тому +32

      Thanos is more of a "50-" kind of guy.

    • @ThatJayBloke
      @ThatJayBloke 6 років тому +33

      I can just imagine feminist Thanos coming to a house, seeing a gender equal bookcase and saying; "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

    • @tobiass6663
      @tobiass6663 6 років тому +15

      ThatJayBloke feminist thanos would've killed all men.

  • @jaxoncooper3354
    @jaxoncooper3354 5 років тому +535

    SWITCH GENDERS IN BOOKS...50 shades of gray got 10x more uncomfortable, I didn't know it was possible

    • @fusionomni305
      @fusionomni305 5 років тому +10

      Lol this thing has 69 likes!

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 років тому +10

      I switched genders in Twilight it was horrible 😂

    • @chrismcdowall05
      @chrismcdowall05 5 років тому +11

      @@donnamitsuki281 Whats worse is the author already did this, and people actually bought it.

    • @christianfaux736
      @christianfaux736 5 років тому +11

      You misspelled "Hotter"

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 років тому +12

      ...Actually that made it kinda hot. As a fantasy. As something that would in the real world be monstrously abusive but not when you can control every aspect of it in your own thinkmaker.

  • @biancaverdeschi880
    @biancaverdeschi880 3 роки тому +65

    ""Decolonial feminism"" Oh my god.
    ""Gender balance your bookcase"" no.
    _""Always make sure you're being intersectional""_ no comment.

  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad 6 років тому +705

    If believing wamen is the only place to start, why was it last on the list?

  • @lakejizzio7777
    @lakejizzio7777 4 роки тому +255

    I *ALWAYS* google "facts" people say to me when I'm arguing with them. Saying that to me is a big insult. And I will not gender balance anything I will read/listen/watch, I don't criticize art by gender.

    • @JM-eq9qb
      @JM-eq9qb 4 роки тому

      google is tainted. too much taint.

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 4 роки тому +4

      @@JM-eq9qb yes google has “The gay”

    • @umnomeknexiste
      @umnomeknexiste 3 роки тому

      Wasn't really expecting to see anything Haken related in this video, nice surprise

    • @lakejizzio7777
      @lakejizzio7777 3 роки тому

      @@umnomeknexiste Me aswell. Nice surprise.

    • @themightykv-5410
      @themightykv-5410 3 роки тому +6

      Doesn't matter about gender when it comes to books/movies/paintings, just the skill level of the artist/director/writer.

  • @djpizza2934
    @djpizza2934 5 років тому +664

    Thanos was right, we called him a madman, he was just trying to help

    • @captnsnackbeard6898
      @captnsnackbeard6898 5 років тому +4

      Leave the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen alone

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 років тому

      We mus'nt dust the wamen thought cause that's SEXIEST

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 років тому

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 always.

    • @scribesarchive289
      @scribesarchive289 5 років тому +1

      THE VOID true art is absence of EVERYTHING

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому

      In the comics, Thanos was in love with Marvels Death, a female. DC also has a female Death, who is a hip goth chick.

  • @farhaanali5311
    @farhaanali5311 3 роки тому +33

    How to respect women: Pander to them every waking moment.

  • @seventhirtysix7794
    @seventhirtysix7794 6 років тому +182

    6:30 it’s princess because that outranks general. She was adopted by the king/queen of Aldaran which makes her princess and calling her so is correct.

    • @JoeBurkeZerk
      @JoeBurkeZerk 6 років тому +13

      SevenThirtySix In the original Doctor Who, they were called 'Assistants'. And the modern dubs in some countries call them that.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 років тому +25

      Ssshhh you can't say that. You're assuming she knows less about Star Wars than you do. That's p r o b l e m a t i c

    • @srgforge2993
      @srgforge2993 5 років тому +1

      Stah wahs!

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +3

      Thank you. Calling her princess is acknowledgement of her royal heritage and status above that of mere military rankings, as well as her importance as a figure for her people.
      But what more can you expect from the lowest ranks of modern human equality society also known as feminism..

    • @christopherreichle6670
      @christopherreichle6670 5 років тому +2

      Let's not forget that if we are gonna be finicky about titles it's:
      1) General Leia Organa of the Rebel Alliance
      2) Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan

  • @FailMatrix5
    @FailMatrix5 5 років тому +642

    Imagine if a man made "100 ways to RESPECT MEN"

    • @Deimos620
      @Deimos620 5 років тому +105

      TheWhiteViper Itd be taken down before it was posted

    • @kathyvincent5563
      @kathyvincent5563 5 років тому +51

      Feminists: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
      REEEEEEEEEE

    • @parkersumwalt8078
      @parkersumwalt8078 5 років тому +58

      It would probably be "treat us like people", but written 100 times.

    • @silvory7021
      @silvory7021 5 років тому +10

      @@Deimos620 by feminists to be more specific. Cuz, you know, EqUaLiTy

    • @VealDeal
      @VealDeal 5 років тому +12

      TheWhiteViper he would get attacked really badly

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 років тому +1479

    1 way to respect women
    Treat them like another human being because they are

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 6 років тому +52

      I respect women. Usually from at least 100 yards away.

    • @Clarefalco
      @Clarefalco 6 років тому +35

      What aabout respecting men? Fucking buzzfeed

    • @clashingswordsproductions
      @clashingswordsproductions 6 років тому +31

      Unless she a third wave feminist.....then she a satan

    • @21awesome
      @21awesome 6 років тому +3

      Citation needed

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 6 років тому +49

      If they don't respect you, they do not deserve your respect, regardless of gender or what have you

  • @cabbageman2386
    @cabbageman2386 4 роки тому +30

    Is that “what do you do with a drunken sailor” in the background?

    • @trollkienofficial1225
      @trollkienofficial1225 3 роки тому +1

      What should we do. Or at least I remember it that way. And yes, it is. But don't listen to me, my music hearing (or how do I say it in English, damn) is pure trash. :D

    • @siddhanthbhattacharyya4206
      @siddhanthbhattacharyya4206 3 роки тому

      Ye

  • @thatguyoverther6019
    @thatguyoverther6019 6 років тому +290

    "tea is gay coffe" you have no idea how many of us British people got angry at that.

    • @BaronVonWolfe19
      @BaronVonWolfe19 6 років тому +13

      The truth hurts.

    • @slaidfh6211
      @slaidfh6211 6 років тому +1

      I'm British, but I agree tbh

    • @SereousSem
      @SereousSem 6 років тому +2

      unless they are too busy ... being terribly sorry for everything all the time :)

    • @slaidfh6211
      @slaidfh6211 6 років тому +2

      you forgot "eh", eh

    • @rgiri77
      @rgiri77 6 років тому +1

      +bepe beepe letuse fam At making tea? Ze are being silly (showing cultural sensitivity by using your legally compelled pronoun).

  • @kieransharod1454
    @kieransharod1454 6 років тому +585

    "Oh lord why didn't i have a son"

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 6 років тому +3

      xD

    • @monochromeboi267
      @monochromeboi267 5 років тому +22

      I wish my dad was that fucking good with the insults, rather than just calling me a shithead.

    • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
      @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 5 років тому +1

      @@monochromeboi267 that part killed me :´u

    • @turniue
      @turniue 5 років тому

      God took the wrong son. God dammit Johnny.

    • @millialaurens266
      @millialaurens266 5 років тому +1

      Future me when my daughter wants the pink scooter instead of the red one

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 5 років тому +1340

    I tried swapping the genders in Maze Runner to make you happy. I got 160 downtrodden, idiotic girls saved by this one dude with all the answers.
    I swapped the genders in the Lunar Chronicles and got a strong, independent man who uses a woman as a pawn in interplanetary marriage and warfare.
    Hunger Games got a revolutionary man getting annoyed by his overdramatic female companions.
    Harry Potter got a couple of unintelligent and reckless girls relying on their prodigy of a male friend.
    Remind me why swapping genders gives women more respect?

    • @JackTrampp
      @JackTrampp 5 років тому +14

      aww look at this tiny like ratio. you'd be screwed if they still showed dislikes.

    • @jamie6506
      @jamie6506 5 років тому +185

      How would I be screwed? Would the dislikes form a militia and murder me in my sleep?

    • @JackTrampp
      @JackTrampp 5 років тому +2

      @@jamie6506 because it used to be that a massive amount of dislikes had your comment removed. but i'm sure you didn't know that. because you don't know a whole lot. and no darling men don't want to massacre women it's the violent left that wants to kill people.

    • @JackTrampp
      @JackTrampp 5 років тому

      @@jamie6506 your screen name alone shows me that you hate white people and men because you are holding yourself up to be the same as god which is reprohensable. absolutely disgusting

    • @jamie6506
      @jamie6506 5 років тому +123

      Oh yes, god *forbid* my comment get removed. That would just be tragic, wouldn’t it? And how exactly does me being a fan of a famous rock band make me a bad person? One that hates white people and men, to be specific, when three of the four band members are white guys from England and all of them are men?

  • @Uesurii_San
    @Uesurii_San 9 місяців тому +5

    As a guy, I love when people compliment my appearance. I love being told I look good.

  • @evelynbasar2383
    @evelynbasar2383 6 років тому +237

    Yeah but tbh what about people like me who read books translated from latin or major political texts. :/ Not many trans/disabled/fat/ect women wrote any of those. I dont pick up a book and go, *"Oh! This was written by a cis white man! Perfect!"* I read a book because its well written.

    • @berkleypearl2363
      @berkleypearl2363 6 років тому +8

      Good luck finding Athenian Hellenistic literature written by a woman

    • @CMaldonado1690
      @CMaldonado1690 6 років тому +1

      Yeah! Because a lot of disabled poor black women love to write about the roman legions equipment, training and tactics.

  • @bensmif
    @bensmif 6 років тому +157

    right after you said "sometimes men repeat things i say" something fell off my shelf. even inanimate objects in my room think feminism is a joke.

  • @AStangeSoup
    @AStangeSoup 4 роки тому +1832

    "Swap the genders"
    Alright Sally here's a story about SpongeBoob and Patrice, they live under the sea

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 4 роки тому +165

      SPONGEBOOB

    • @nandesz5756
      @nandesz5756 4 роки тому +123

      Mrs. Crabs and sand. Mrs crabs is a very talented businesswoman while sand is bad because he is male

    • @NamelessFhoul
      @NamelessFhoul 4 роки тому +22

      Make them gay too

    • @tarunsharma9193
      @tarunsharma9193 4 роки тому +57

      Snow white beard
      And 7 petite mature women's

    • @sullynoxionsshow1699
      @sullynoxionsshow1699 3 роки тому +9

      fucking spongeboob

  • @BleakNote
    @BleakNote 11 місяців тому +2

    This video has been the funniest by far, new shoeonhead fan, and just cycling through the recommended videos. Good shit, 10/10.

  • @UltimatePowa
    @UltimatePowa 6 років тому +930

    I came here to respekt whamen.

    • @chapter8657
      @chapter8657 6 років тому +18

      Ultimate Powa Such an honorable guy

    • @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn
      @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn 6 років тому +8

      Yes lad

    • @mememaster695
      @mememaster695 6 років тому +22

      +10000 respecc

    • @fiishiez
      @fiishiez 6 років тому +9

      As a female, I am eternally grateful for this act if service XDDDD

    • @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn
      @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn 6 років тому +2

      •Fırə Øpål• I go on Omegle and see people giving me their Kik and so I use it to respect them

  • @jjs7650
    @jjs7650 5 років тому +857

    I hear “drunken sailor” in the background... you can’t hide your sea shanties from me

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 років тому +34

      Wey hey enup she rises

    • @Alex-rn3jv
      @Alex-rn3jv 5 років тому +35

      *EARLY IN THE MOOOOORNING*

    • @austinbailey4605
      @austinbailey4605 5 років тому +26

      Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, early in the morninf

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 5 років тому +16

      Some "fun" verses
      Put him in a boat with the Captain's daughter
      Shave his bells with a rusty razor
      Put him in the bilge and make him drink it

    • @ZandieBird
      @ZandieBird 5 років тому +5

      As soon as I realized that it was playing in the background I just started singing it over and over.

  • @namecannotbeblank6858
    @namecannotbeblank6858 4 роки тому +1193

    ShoeOnHead: Tea is just gay coffee
    Me: Angry British noises

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +36

      You conquered a lot, but you don't even know how to have a proper tea party. The American have you beat.

    • @pizzafrog.2468
      @pizzafrog.2468 4 роки тому +28

      @@theblackbaron4119 no

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 4 роки тому +6

      The Black Baron ???????????

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +3

      @@theblackbaron4119 murica

    • @user-hb1qc1uf2x
      @user-hb1qc1uf2x 4 роки тому +1

      sssss FUCK NO!

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. Рік тому +7

    The voiceover choice couldn't have been more perfect.

  • @echo4428
    @echo4428 6 років тому +142

    How about instead of respecting an entire gender we respect those individuals who are actually deserving of our respect

    • @SnakeMan448
      @SnakeMan448 6 років тому +7

      Echo As such, the article writer is deserving of contempt.

    • @dumbo3064
      @dumbo3064 6 років тому +5

      DAMN STRAIGHT

    • @SIPEROTH
      @SIPEROTH 6 років тому +6

      Haven't you heard. Appreciating meritocracy and individuality makes you a Nazi and racist for some reason apparently.

    • @goodgirl140
      @goodgirl140 6 років тому

      WTF THIS COMMENT IS TOO SENSIBLE, RESPEC ALL WAMEN!!!

    • @tattered666
      @tattered666 6 років тому

      What is this!?! This MAN is using LOGIC! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @theangrysmurf12
    @theangrysmurf12 6 років тому +676

    "Tea is gay coffee"
    *Shrugs on redcoat*
    Guess we doing this now.

    • @SuperLusername
      @SuperLusername 6 років тому +3

      pa-ra pa-ra pa-ra raaaaaaaa pa-ra-ra-pa pa-ra-ra-ra-raaaaaaaa
      ua-cam.com/video/1zSowOS4Wyg/v-deo.html

    • @SuperAlexfarmer
      @SuperAlexfarmer 6 років тому +16

      Bring it limey. Y’all don’t even have knives.

    • @leoTheKriegGuardsman
      @leoTheKriegGuardsman 6 років тому +12

      You americans got rid of perfectly good tea we fought wars over tea i dont think you respek the tea enough U MUST RESPEK IT!!

    • @CaronDriel
      @CaronDriel 6 років тому +7

      I'll betray my country and wear that redcoat if it's for tea's honor.

    • @chriscarroll8204
      @chriscarroll8204 6 років тому +7

      Ye may take our freedom BUT YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR TEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • @mitarashi8091
    @mitarashi8091 6 років тому +134

    could just be me, but if I was an author. I'd be really upset and offended if the only reason someone bought the book i poured my heart and soul in and used a lot of valuable time on. was because of the race/sexuality/gender I am and not because they liked the book.

    • @benrogers5058
      @benrogers5058 5 років тому

      I'd be upset, until I got the check.

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 4 роки тому +10

    I love how she just says believe all women, BELIEVE THEM! like all women are perfect decent , having it all together human beings. 🤣

  • @mercurialsilver5688
    @mercurialsilver5688 6 років тому +136

    “She will disagree with you and probably be right.” You can just smell the narcissism from her list.

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 6 років тому +20

      I feel like this was an extremely detailed (yet possibly unintentional) look into the childhood/teenage years of this list's writer/s.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 6 років тому +21

      Also, intelligent people don't believe they're right all the time. They're just better at recognising when they're wrong, and painfully aware of how wrong they can be. It's all the introspection.
      The people who think they're always right are the idiots, sadly.

    • @1Selgin
      @1Selgin 6 років тому +1

      Stephan Brun
      Wasn't it Aristotle who said, and I'm paraphrasing, 'the wisest man in the world is the one who admits he knows nothing'?

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 6 років тому +2

      Seems to be Socrates, attributing it to the oracle in Apologia.
      en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Socrates#Apology

    • @1Selgin
      @1Selgin 6 років тому +1

      Hmm, interesting. Good to know I was incorrect.

  • @ryanstewart3640
    @ryanstewart3640 6 років тому +586

    "Support your Local Thot" - Shoe0nhead 2018.
    This video is hilarious, best one in a while

    • @meganroth3870
      @meganroth3870 6 років тому +10

      Ryan Stewart I think you mean ‘ShoeOnHead 2020🇺🇸’

    • @MrSeany770
      @MrSeany770 6 років тому +16

      more like only one in a while

    • @Archenw
      @Archenw 6 років тому +2

      Ryan Stewart it's the only one in awhile 😂

    • @vincentgraymore
      @vincentgraymore 6 років тому +6

      Actually, I do not understand how paying for camgirls or porn, in general, is going to help women. I mean if women only want money because of their appearance then sure but porn is kinda like the one branch where male actors do not have it great :/. Paying for porn is not gonna make the girls more "equal" but rather they would probably get a worse deal in the end as the companies take the most anyway. The tip should be pay for your local camboy instead.
      Also where I live there are no camgirls. At least not to my knowledge and barely any from my country at all.

    • @entropias_gonos
      @entropias_gonos 6 років тому +1

      Ahem, more like it has been a while from the last one! Whaaaaaat!
      I'm being a dick, cause I made a funny joke, I can't stop giggling XD
      Don't mind me, I'm gonna kill my self now, oh gods, the womanity!

  • @martincampbell4211
    @martincampbell4211 5 років тому +483

    "Tea is just gay coffee!" I see the queens assassins have failed so far.

  • @Adam-xj8mp
    @Adam-xj8mp 3 роки тому +3

    I love how she dropped an Evanescence lyric!

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 6 років тому +3296

    "Swap the genders in your bedtime stories"
    Alright, there once was this chick named Jesus. She was captured by the Romans, violently tortured her then horrifically executed up on a wooden cross. THE END.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 6 років тому +106

      Do Mohaned next, pleeeeeease!

    • @solidnein7481
      @solidnein7481 6 років тому +199

      Oh, yes! The crucifixion was my favourite bedtime story, too😊
      "Mommy, tell me about the Manson murders, next...please!"🤗

    • @dedweight8292
      @dedweight8292 6 років тому +164

      Be N S O N When you gender swap the bible so Men get pregnant

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 6 років тому +99

      And all the bad guys in the story are bad women.

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 6 років тому +82

      Once there was a woman called Abrahama who took her daughter to the dessert to sacrifice her to Yahweha. The daughter, Isaaca, said "I don't see a sacrificial animal" but Abrahama said "I brought one because I brought you here, you are to have this knife slice your throat to the greater glory of Jahweha and you will be offered because Yahweha loves the smell of buring flesh".

  • @dishwaterdaniel8328
    @dishwaterdaniel8328 4 роки тому +1858

    "Pay for porn"
    We'll just start imagining it. Men are creative.

    • @DonNadie756
      @DonNadie756 4 роки тому +141

      Only Fans: Somebody call me?

    • @hoshisaan
      @hoshisaan 4 роки тому +99

      I actually don't undertand that one. Isn't feminusm against the whole pom industry..?

    • @zainsiddiqi7633
      @zainsiddiqi7633 4 роки тому +105

      @@hoshisaan I imagine they're for it as "women can do whatever they want with their body"

    • @hoshisaan
      @hoshisaan 4 роки тому +50

      @@zainsiddiqi7633, but almost everytime I'm on feminist forums I see a post about how horrible sex workers are treated. I've never seen a femist who supports it.

    • @dastss616
      @dastss616 4 роки тому +101

      @@hoshisaan feminists are a walking contradiction

  • @nimsnook
    @nimsnook 6 років тому +342

    'just ask lesbian's how their dating life is going'
    SHOE, DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 років тому +56

      IM SORRY

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 6 років тому +8

      Libby Shannon It’s lesbians, not lesbian’s.

    • @MrCheminee
      @MrCheminee 6 років тому +23

      Anyway, how's your sex life?

    • @rationalmartian
      @rationalmartian 6 років тому +4

      Ohhh, ohhh, dear me.
      You're not a geezer, bloke, chap, dude or fella are you. Better damn well not be, or you're guilty of blokesplaining.
      LOL, but seriously. Nice one, I do so like a pedant.
      And never mind if it is a bint, keep on with that chapsplaining dude.

    • @rsspartanz
      @rsspartanz 6 років тому +2

      Ha ha ha. What a story Mark!!

  • @mursukkiii
    @mursukkiii 3 роки тому +35

    How is she like "you men make me do makeup!" ???? And then she labels herself as a feminist?????? I do makeup only for me. Its a hobby of mine. If I dont feel like doing makeup I dont. Does she have that low of a self esteem?

  • @darkmetamario
    @darkmetamario 6 років тому +185

    “Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son”

  • @mitchfindergeneral
    @mitchfindergeneral 6 років тому +340

    "Punch me, mommy. I've been a bad Nazi."

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 6 років тому +758

    "*happy international women's day,*
    *think they'd do this for men's day? no way!*"
    me: there's an international men's day?

    • @asilduin4594
      @asilduin4594 5 років тому +45

      Ikr lol

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +55

      Never heard of it lol, and I doubt most men have either.. priorities amiright

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 5 років тому +8

      She said, "...and I know that because UA-cam told me about it. Do you think they'll do that for International Men's day?...". There is a difference between what she said and what you said. I hope you listen more carefully in school or work.

    • @OverratedPerson22
      @OverratedPerson22 5 років тому +9

      It's July 15

    • @megashock1319
      @megashock1319 5 років тому +28

      We dont know about it because we don't need a special day to feel good

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 роки тому +12

    "How do i look on my new dress?"
    "Yes"

  • @projectbelmont7177
    @projectbelmont7177 6 років тому +501

    "We're trying to meet the ridiculous standards that YOU benefit from."
    Okay, so you DO wear makeup to impress men.

    • @isabel-to4os
      @isabel-to4os 6 років тому +22

      The Belmont Project oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!! Some bitch just got owned.

    • @iii5539
      @iii5539 6 років тому +5

      The Belmont Project nice m8 👉🏼😎👉🏼

    • @hadouradiance3566
      @hadouradiance3566 6 років тому +21

      The Belmont Project
      If she’s a feminist why would she try to meet those standards anyway?

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 6 років тому +6

      @@hadouradiance3566 That is a good point.

    • @cadinm7852
      @cadinm7852 6 років тому +4

      I literally read this as it played in the video

  • @UnderfedShmuck
    @UnderfedShmuck 6 років тому +170

    "Don't call them gorgeous, cute, or pretty" my female best friend adores when I call her cute, my newest friend is female, and I said she was beautiful, and it made her feel better about her looks, GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE COMPLIMENTS ON THEIR LOOKS

    • @KeijiMaeda86
      @KeijiMaeda86 6 років тому +33

      No you bigot. Don't you understand those wamen you know have internalized misogyny. You're compliments only cement that!

    • @KevinSmith-qi5yn
      @KevinSmith-qi5yn 6 років тому +1

      This woman is fat and doesn't feel the need to work on being thin. So she wants everyone to know not to compliment her looks.

    • @TheSoup222222
      @TheSoup222222 6 років тому +4

      I helped my friend out of a bad anxiety attack by insisting how gorgeous she was. Apparently it'd be better to let her kill herself because women hate compliments on their looks.

    • @rejeangadbois3123
      @rejeangadbois3123 6 років тому +1

      Not if they are ugly insane feminists.

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 6 років тому +1

      32. Pay for porn.

  • @missedthebandwagon976
    @missedthebandwagon976 5 років тому +2479

    Swap the genders? But I have 73 to choose from, which do I pick?!

    • @scanjett
      @scanjett 5 років тому +266

      i would try helicopter and a rubber hose.

    • @GrimRiperBMX
      @GrimRiperBMX 5 років тому +66

      I would take the fridge

    • @FartCrack
      @FartCrack 5 років тому +48

      Chose the Apache helicopter 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 that’ll be the good choice

    • @solotove
      @solotove 5 років тому +29

      Choose the breadsticks

    • @aimanhaikalthemalaysian7089
      @aimanhaikalthemalaysian7089 5 років тому +12

      @@scanjett Satan

  • @megasaIexandros
    @megasaIexandros 3 роки тому +37

    Alternate title:
    *spittin' facts for 13 minutes straight*

    • @xX_SushiRoll_Xx
      @xX_SushiRoll_Xx 3 роки тому

      Its actually 13 minutes and and 15 seconds

  • @guyglasses3054
    @guyglasses3054 6 років тому +192

    The earth might be flat but my life keeps going down hill

  • @Lemonz1989
    @Lemonz1989 4 роки тому +467

    “Hello, smart woman. Seeing how you are identical to every other woman I’ve met, an empty shell, really, would you like to go on a date with me?”

    • @arthurbo3847
      @arthurbo3847 4 роки тому +11

      Haha true, this is what I thought when watching, like how fucking politically correct do any of us have to be.

    • @alphacenturion1812
      @alphacenturion1812 4 роки тому

      Arthur Morgan They’re offering a matriarchy where lgbt,black,women,disabled peopel

    • @MarkunSyndrome
      @MarkunSyndrome 4 роки тому +20

      "You are not like any other girl"
      "Oh, so you are disrespecting all other girls???"
      "No..no I meant...Fine, you are like any other girl"
      "Omg then go with other girls!!!" *cries*"

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 4 роки тому +22

      See, that's where you're wrong. You are not supposed to even utter a sound in their general direction. Why would you even think about talking to women, just because they're in public? Don't talk to women.
      Oh, what was that? Evolution got y'all hardwired to find the opposite sex attractive? Yeah, this is 2020, evolution isn't real and you better not assume a woman's sexual preference or their interest in your kind
      Except when they want to meet a guy, but remember they don't owe you anything so don't expect too much. Don't expect anything actually, why would you even? You are a man, after all

    • @stefannydvorak7919
      @stefannydvorak7919 4 роки тому +7

      Flexy M’en are supposed to be seen and not heard. It’s equality!

  • @speeddemon3224
    @speeddemon3224 4 роки тому +420

    Actually it's princess Leia. She was a princess long before she commanded troops and was never a general

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 роки тому +94

      And what wrong with princess.. it’s a title and we respect Leia because of character and intelligence..

    • @maximilianbeyer5642
      @maximilianbeyer5642 4 роки тому +40

      She was a general in the sequels. But they are just woke feminist tokenism as well so they dont really count😂

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure she was a representative

    • @healyhurst7829
      @healyhurst7829 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you! This author had no idea what they were doing

    • @unclesam326
      @unclesam326 3 роки тому +17

      I mean technically she isn’t princess anymore because that term refers to Alderaan and since that whole planet got blown up by the Death Star...

  • @EthanCSKent
    @EthanCSKent 4 роки тому +11

    "this is June. she eateth the cookie dough raw!"

  • @pogpop101
    @pogpop101 6 років тому +276

    "100 ways you can give women special treatment in the name of equality."
    Stop this planet I wanna get off.

    • @justsomeguy5118
      @justsomeguy5118 6 років тому +5

      I wouldnt stop Darth Vader from death starring this place.

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 6 років тому +1

      I hear they are selling plots on Mars.

    • @gryffin2347
      @gryffin2347 6 років тому

      If the planet stops we'd all die. So yes, please stop the planet, I would also like to get off.

    • @reggaemix7627
      @reggaemix7627 6 років тому

      Heard mars is equal

    • @DeplorableMinecrafter
      @DeplorableMinecrafter 6 років тому

      The Flawless Failure666 Mars is male.

  • @Catgirl_Online
    @Catgirl_Online 6 років тому +443

    stop ❤️ing every comment

    • @Racikx
      @Racikx 6 років тому +10

      I wish I got a heart from Mrs Shoe :(

    • @-Nudal
      @-Nudal 6 років тому +2

      I was pumped to get a

    • @schwann145
      @schwann145 6 років тому +4

      I wish I could "like" her

    • @EmperorSigismund
      @EmperorSigismund 6 років тому

      I wish someone would

    • @Catgirl_Online
      @Catgirl_Online 6 років тому

      Dalonghair ty

  • @Alexander-ml8uz
    @Alexander-ml8uz 5 років тому +829

    The Perfect Girl Doesn't Exi-

    • @xv2711
      @xv2711 5 років тому +49

      @@ThrillMuhammed exi-*

    • @Deadliner-svd
      @Deadliner-svd 5 років тому +2

      @@youknowmyswagnotmystory9319 hahah

    • @marvinradermacher5781
      @marvinradermacher5781 5 років тому +6

      @@Baphomets_Kid What's bad about that?

    • @cachurros5601
      @cachurros5601 5 років тому +5

      Comunism is Jesus.

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 5 років тому +4

      The same comment over and over and ov-

  • @jeanmanuel6182
    @jeanmanuel6182 2 роки тому +3

    “What should we do with a drunken sailor?” Don’t hear that tune too often 😂 good choice

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 5 років тому +668

    "How to be wrong 100 times in one article."

    • @halfnorth
      @halfnorth 5 років тому +15

      Darrell Covello 99

    • @tylerworks3158
      @tylerworks3158 5 років тому +22

      Darrell Covello no there were like 2 that were acceptable not right but just acceptable

    • @prod.shammy3292
      @prod.shammy3292 5 років тому +17

      99. Giving things to homeless shelters is cool

    • @entityw3974
      @entityw3974 5 років тому

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @AlphaOfCrimson
      @AlphaOfCrimson 5 років тому +1

      Lol I was going to say they got 1 or 2 right but it looks like I don't need to.

  • @howiej820
    @howiej820 6 років тому +123

    6:17
    Jill and Jack went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
    Jill fell down
    And broke her crown
    And Jack came tumbling after
    Mkay done I am pro feminist now

  • @chrisrohde4789
    @chrisrohde4789 6 років тому +394

    100% of the last UA-cam video I watched was produced by a woman. Now I feel really smug and self righteous.

    • @adamridds978
      @adamridds978 6 років тому +1

      Nils Ingvar she's a youtuber, of course she's poor

  • @antonsaiko
    @antonsaiko Рік тому +2

    Shoe exists to piss off both sides of everything, I'm all here for it.

  • @malcolm1201
    @malcolm1201 5 років тому +432

    That condescending English voice really pushed me over the edge.

    • @emersonthomas7201
      @emersonthomas7201 5 років тому +10

      IKR, what was up with that.

    • @brynnaandersen7739
      @brynnaandersen7739 5 років тому +21

      You cant use condescending to describe a woman!!! you're making our lives harder!!
      Lol Piers Morgan on the other hand

    • @354el
      @354el 5 років тому +1

      Was just about to comment that.

    • @T1Man11
      @T1Man11 5 років тому +13

      She only read the points for Shoe0nHead's video. She probably tried to mimic a feminist's typical tone and did a good job.

    • @SarcasticPossum
      @SarcasticPossum 5 років тому +1

      Well if she's gonna sound this condescending while telling me how to respect women then Im not gonna listen to her.

  • @darkaleksboy1548
    @darkaleksboy1548 6 років тому +392

    CHEST
    FLAT
    *FEELINGS*
    *HURT*

    • @sebbe44441
      @sebbe44441 6 років тому +6

      They're not that small though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 6 років тому +2

      Haha, that's a good joke. I'm glad you were around to think of it and say it DarkAleksBoy. I certainly didn't hear any WOMAN come up with that joke. Ha. Ha. Ha. You get full credit :)

    • @まりちゃん-p2t
      @まりちゃん-p2t 6 років тому

      I feel personally attacked xD

    • @redhood3952
      @redhood3952 6 років тому +2

      I like em. Just something I like.

    • @WhiteFang103
      @WhiteFang103 6 років тому

      *Flat is justice !*

  • @chronikhiles
    @chronikhiles 4 роки тому +91

    Reasons to read a book:
    Interesting plot
    Fascinating setting
    Pleasure
    Strong characters
    Knowledge acquisition
    -Race or gender of author-

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 9 місяців тому

      "Reason to read:
      The author is a 100% African/Aboriginal female"
      -feminist

  • @tromboner6061
    @tromboner6061 Рік тому

    4:34 is sooooooooo trueeeeeee word by word. I've been thinking the same way since 6 years.... When I view you as a unicorn or unique person it's the deepest love

  • @themochamuffin1887
    @themochamuffin1887 6 років тому +257

    Swap the genders when reading a story.
    Lol k but what is the book is about an empowered female is it now about an empowered male? Lol I’m fine with that

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 6 років тому +2

      I think Vice is pretty chill with that

    • @noble5856
      @noble5856 6 років тому +1

      Sluth the Sloth so all the badly written and pandering female leads become men, how about we just get rid of them

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 6 років тому +1

      @@noble5856 I mean there are PLENTY of badly written and pandering male leads, better get rid of them as well

    • @noble5856
      @noble5856 6 років тому +2

      Jack Rutledge Goembel lol we really should get rid of them all and do the world a favor

    • @starkillerrxrafael2938
      @starkillerrxrafael2938 5 років тому

      Hey, Vice? You think Frozen is a beautiful story of female empowerment?
      Now it's about King Elson and his brother Prince Andy. Fuck you.

  • @RepliYar
    @RepliYar 6 років тому +152

    The "getting up at 4pm no being able to have a normal food or life schedule" - struggle is the most relatable thing I've seen on the internet so far.

  • @mfrommi6593
    @mfrommi6593 5 років тому +304

    5:26 90 percent of my bookcase is filled with Agatha Christie and JK Rowling books, oh well... Time to go buy some books written by men...

    • @maia2257
      @maia2257 5 років тому +36

      Don't support the patriarchy! reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • @drew25000
      @drew25000 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @MangoMF
      @MangoMF 5 років тому +5

      I don't read

    • @ryanpablo5048
      @ryanpablo5048 4 роки тому +8

      I don't read, books are not trans invention

    • @smileless3465
      @smileless3465 4 роки тому +8

      No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game

  • @henrystickman1651
    @henrystickman1651 4 роки тому +4

    I just noticed the body pillow, NICE

  • @juliacabrera3845
    @juliacabrera3845 6 років тому +122

    22. Wtf, the book should be judged based on the book and not the author

    • @zafira_autobahn5707
      @zafira_autobahn5707 5 років тому +8

      thats actually a fucking problem. Just think the top 20 (not in sales, in quality) Books about black holes would be written by men and we'd still have to read the ones made by woman just because equality.

    • @thetravelingspectator4124
      @thetravelingspectator4124 5 років тому +1

      subscribe to Pewdiepie pls feminists believe the only reason to write a book is to create a message, not for entertainment.
      DoN't At Me BoI.

    • @ravenfeather5420
      @ravenfeather5420 5 років тому +1

      Hmm..... The books I read are about an allegory of the future, written by men...
      The romance novels with weird fetish fantasies are written by women.......
      Someone explain what's wrong here....

  • @KC-xp8dg
    @KC-xp8dg 6 років тому +88

    "When they teach you something, don't feel the need to go and check for yourself."
    This is on the front of the SJW handbook.

  • @jakab-farkasreka2526
    @jakab-farkasreka2526 6 років тому +523

    'just ask lesbians how their dating life is like' that hurt because it's. True.

    • @theshadowcult
      @theshadowcult 6 років тому +25

      I have lesbian friends, they may be not the norm, but straight dating life seems to be about the same... it aint easy for most of us, regardless of preference.

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 6 років тому +1

      @@theshadowcult Exactly

    • @yom2408
      @yom2408 6 років тому

      Exactly

    • @jakab-farkasreka2526
      @jakab-farkasreka2526 6 років тому

      @@bignibba3204 kecske!!

    • @stopstaringatmewtf7651
      @stopstaringatmewtf7651 6 років тому +1

      What is dating life like? I'm a very curious man.

  • @Lumin545
    @Lumin545 4 роки тому +2

    4:20 that line that time perfect

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 6 років тому +164

    "Tea is gay coffee"
    And so the England-America war was born.

    • @EJM1224
      @EJM1224 6 років тому +4

      Can I slytherout? It was called the Revolutionary War. Spoilers: their tea ends up in the harbor.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 6 років тому +2

      Because yknow.
      England and America.
      Had T

    • @orgixvi3
      @orgixvi3 6 років тому

      You mean the American Revolution? We already did that.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 6 років тому

      GO DRINK STARBUCKS

  • @AlexandraStubbs
    @AlexandraStubbs 6 років тому +154

    “Punch me Mommy, I’ve been a bad Nazi.” I see all that 50 shades movie watching has payed off.

  • @supermariogold0187
    @supermariogold0187 6 років тому +298

    The best thing to come out of this was "Punch me mommy I have been a bad nazi."

    • @julianunyabiz2193
      @julianunyabiz2193 6 років тому +2

      Adam T. Goldbloom the best thing to come out of the sjw/skeptic conversation in general.

    • @koalerboy
      @koalerboy 6 років тому +1

      That one killed me hahahaha

  • @onlinekicker
    @onlinekicker 2 роки тому +2

    I learned a good way to "compliment" people with not much obvious to compliment.
    You say something obvious in a very flattering manner, "oh yes, she has a wonderful sheen to her dark hair!"

    • @mad_scientist5597
      @mad_scientist5597 Рік тому

      i had to read this a few times to understand but it sounds reasonable I guess

  • @thomass1477
    @thomass1477 6 років тому +185

    "Reading is for the gays and the commies" thanks for finding me my yearbook quote. God I love this woman

  • @DaSaintDemon
    @DaSaintDemon 6 років тому +562

    -"wash my bra"
    -"Oh lord why didn't I have a son"
    NAILED IT!!!

    • @BossMannBiggz
      @BossMannBiggz 6 років тому +22

      Son: "HEY DAD, *WASH MY JOCK STRAP"*
      (Throws it in dads face)
      ..."AYE DAD WHATCHU DOING WITH THAT BAT?...I WAS JUST JOKING...DAAAAAAD"

    • @mrlloyd149
      @mrlloyd149 6 років тому +8

      I'm form Africa, (Kenya) my boss just Commanded me to find some great female C++ devs for advanced CV and AI/ML programming. Getting C++ devs in and of itself is a nightmare... But getting female C++ devs and who happen to be Kenyan? That's hell; I'm probably gonna lose my job just because I can't find great c ++ female programmers... What am i to do? if you happen to fit the criteria, please, for the love of god, contact me!

    • @zachanderson507
      @zachanderson507 6 років тому +1

      Best part! Looool

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 6 років тому +4

      I don't fit the criteria....but I *identify* as a Kenyan woman who is a whiz at C++

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 6 років тому +1

      Wait....Kenya?? Probably only pays like $5,000 a year.....Nevermind

  • @penderrin1637
    @penderrin1637 5 років тому +195

    Are there poor women authors on your bookcase? Wtf. How do I buy a book from a poor person, if it was published, they are probably making some money from the book

    • @awkwardcultism
      @awkwardcultism 5 років тому +9

      Read Sengoku Rance, its by a small time female author named Tori. It's about a serial rapist who owns a sex slave and violently murders children yet is almost impossible to dislike.

    • @ray.n_l
      @ray.n_l 5 років тому +12

      @@awkwardcultism does it happen to have a hentai

    • @tommyguerra342
      @tommyguerra342 4 роки тому

      Don't own a book

    • @tommyguerra342
      @tommyguerra342 4 роки тому +2

      @@awkwardcultism I will now find that book

    • @mayanksharma3651
      @mayanksharma3651 4 роки тому +2

      @@tommyguerra342 and thus begins Tommy's journey.

  • @viccrown8188
    @viccrown8188 3 роки тому +3

    This is why I love shoe. Her and I couldn’t be any further apart politically, but she will tell you a fact when it’s a fact. Not just jumping on that side’s politics just because.