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  • @bunkle96
    @bunkle96 2 роки тому +3297

    Blind predictions:
    1. Arin will make a fatal error that Dan will reassure him is not a big deal
    2. It will cause him to lose

    • @JaySay
      @JaySay 2 роки тому +141

      Another prediction:
      Dan will make Arin sacrifice his queen, but he will lose his as well.

    • @TheMajor8478
      @TheMajor8478 2 роки тому +3

      Have you seen this one before? Lol

    • @JaySay
      @JaySay 2 роки тому +45

      @@TheMajor8478 If I remember correctly, it's happened twice before where Arin made a mistake and Dan was very kind and genuine about it. And Arin gets to a point in chess where he sort of can't take it anymore and just willy nilly moves to try and take Dan's pieces next turn, rather than seeing what all could happen from not only his actions, but Dan's.
      I just got done watching a vid of theirs from a few years back with chess where Arin had to sac his queen but Dan also let his go in the same move, so I just wanted to chime in there... I know that at least when I play chess, I almost never let my queen go unless it happens to involve the opponent losing theirs.

    • @JaySay
      @JaySay 2 роки тому +5

      @@adamgriffin1860 Oh, sorry, for some reason I thought yinz were the same one person. Oops

    • @Jack-sy6di
      @Jack-sy6di 2 роки тому +37

      Also:
      Arin will be a in a completely fine position but will start going on about how he's completely fucked, and throw the game by making random moves.

  • @thedudeabides6786
    @thedudeabides6786 2 роки тому +1192

    I love how NON combative Dan is
    Arin: “It’s the art of war, and you just don’t understand”
    Dan: “…ok”

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 2 роки тому +48

      If your opponent is irritable, seek to irritate him.

    • @kaner12341
      @kaner12341 2 роки тому +48

      Shang Tsungs art of war

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 2 роки тому +27

      Seduction is a game of chess, and Dan is a queen.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому

      @@maxman1602 queenie with a peeny

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 роки тому +13

      And when he called Sun Tzu "Shang Tsung" I almost suffocated I laughed so hard

  • @Arc_Viper
    @Arc_Viper 2 роки тому +757

    Dan: "In the grand pantheon of chess players, 95% of people are better than me"
    This is the sickest burn you can say to somebody you are currently absolutely wrecking in chess

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 2 роки тому +16

      yeah lol "I'm not very good, so the fact that I'm destroying you is indicative of how absolutely pathetic you are"

    • @seberustwentythree23
      @seberustwentythree23 2 роки тому +7

      Came here to say basically this.

    • @natarthegreatar3515
      @natarthegreatar3515 2 роки тому +14

      THE SILENCE AFTER yk arin was seething

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 роки тому +1698

    Arin: "I'll make you slip up!"
    *2 minutes later*
    Arin: "You fucking do this every time!"

    • @TROPtastic
      @TROPtastic 2 роки тому +19

      When Arin said "I'll make you slip up", he was talking about taking the mouse and moving Dan's pieces for him. This wasn't his usual overconfidence.

    • @azurebalmung4520
      @azurebalmung4520 2 роки тому +7

      @@TROPtastic Given how the match turned out, I think it wasn't his usual overconfidence, but it ended up turning into it, somehow.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому

      -UCKING BI--

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam 2 роки тому +821

    I love when they play Chess. Every game they ever play Arin has an incredible, some might say outlandish, sense of self confidence, but when it comes to chess, all Dan has to do is move a pawn and Arin breaks down like nothing else and gives up on life and surrenders to despair.

    • @KnallisSillan
      @KnallisSillan 2 роки тому +28

      Arin is committed to the bit

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 2 роки тому +14

      I am unable to believe it is 100% a bit. XD

    • @weniswarrior666
      @weniswarrior666 2 роки тому +7

      the funny this is he would probably stand a decent chance if he learned some solid opening principles, it seems like a lot of Dan's set ups are kind of...questionable. Also would help him prevent a lot of the early game fuckery that tends to trip him up. Then again I guess the show wouldn't be as entertaining if they actually played well

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 2 роки тому +7

      I have never related to Arin more than when I watch him play chess against Dan. We both have identical symptoms of chess anxiety and frustration. It's like my brain physically cannot think more than one or two steps ahead, and I don't even have ADHD.

    • @jameswebster8614
      @jameswebster8614 2 роки тому +6

      Chess is Arins own personal Dangonrompa

  • @KenVermette
    @KenVermette 2 роки тому +1361

    Dan: "It's like we're playing for our souls"
    Arin, 20 minutes in, his soul long destroyed: "I'm a motor boat pbthhhhrrrrrrt"

    • @MyMooha
      @MyMooha 2 роки тому +17

      This comment fucking got me lmaooo

    • @jacobruby2237
      @jacobruby2237 2 роки тому +17

      15:02 this will help.

    • @murpaderp8461
      @murpaderp8461 2 роки тому +5

      Actually, its 15 minutes in, but the point clearly still stands.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 2 роки тому

      @@murpaderp8461 annnd,,,,you have 666 likes now

    • @0rchid2434
      @0rchid2434 2 роки тому +8

      If you play Chess Ultra in VR on this map against the computer, the computer's character model is Death. It is metal af. I only play on Gomorrah because of it.

  • @julesdotmp4
    @julesdotmp4 2 роки тому +706

    “it’s just calm, mathematical thought”
    “how can i think mathematically when all my pieces are going to die?????!”

    • @effigytormented
      @effigytormented 2 роки тому +39

      And we come to the heart of it. Arin gets too attached to the components of a given game. To him everything is a puzzle that should make someone feel something.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +33

      @@effigytormented it's also that he has severe ADHD and can't focus, so he gets overwhelmed and makes stupid mistakes.

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 2 роки тому +43

      @@effigytormented I feel like he panics at the prospect of losing any piece at all, and shuts down because there is no obvious way to win without losing anything

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 роки тому +21

      @@burnin8able Exactly. I've actually noticed that he tends to feel the same in Checkers too, when the goal of Checkers is to force your opponent to make a move that will take one of your pieces but let you take more from the opponent. Chess is a bit more methodical but the goal is to know who to sacrifice to fulfill your objectives.

    • @a_peridox
      @a_peridox 2 роки тому +7

      @@burnin8able that's how I feel sometimes, because I want a "perfect game" but realistically I know that's impossible

  • @RicardoCastanoIV
    @RicardoCastanoIV 2 роки тому +956

    Dan the type of guy to pad out the most ruthless beating of Arin by letting him go back in time so he can get his ass more ruthlessly ripped apart so the vid can hit 40 minutes. High level bro move for Mr. Business

    • @martingarricks6209
      @martingarricks6209 Рік тому +5

      Dan: the type of guy to put up old calendars in his dungeon to throw off his victims and give them phones but every number on it goes to him

  • @DaRoachDoggJR.
    @DaRoachDoggJR. 2 роки тому +766

    15 mins in: no pieces taken, maybe arin has it in him to do it this time...
    16 mins in: Well dan took a free bishop, gg Arin maybe next year

    • @Baby-Blue-102
      @Baby-Blue-102 2 роки тому +6

      This.

    • @lollordfrozen
      @lollordfrozen 2 роки тому +13

      The problem is exactly that arin doesnt trade pieces. He gives too dan too much space by holding on to his pieces so much. Its actually recommended for newer players to trade pieces, since that also makes things easier since you dont have to focus on so many pieces at once.

    • @OpDDay2001
      @OpDDay2001 2 роки тому +9

      @@lollordfrozen Even pros trade pieces. Chess is a game about trading pieces for advantages and board positions. Pro players just have more setup to try to get their board in the most advantageous position they can while minimizing their opponents as much as possible, and then taking a risk.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 роки тому +431

    I would love to see an animation of Arin dressed as a King (with a crown that just says Otis) going "My dad works at Nintendo, _I shouldn't have to deal with this!"_

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +15

      Nothing will ever top "I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who _wins!"_ though...

  • @N1XTM
    @N1XTM 2 роки тому +592

    "Everything the A N U S touches is your kingdom"
    - Shang Tsung, The Art of War, 2022

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 2 роки тому +8

      Cats be like I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING

    • @wolfbournethefirst5055
      @wolfbournethefirst5055 2 роки тому +16

      The Art of Kombat

    • @nayf6847
      @nayf6847 2 роки тому +3

      Wasn't that lion King?

    • @damienstired
      @damienstired 2 роки тому +3

      @@nayf6847 Technically yes :D but it's a reference to different moments of the video (Not trying to sound like a jerk, just tryin to help!)

    • @elsiebartlett6808
      @elsiebartlett6808 2 роки тому +8

      Gotta add that year “Shang Tsung, The Art of War, 2022” 😆

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 роки тому +169

    I love the idea of Arin studying chess books by candlelight for literal weeks, then playing one game and going "FUCK!" and flipping the board

  • @abbitabbyyy
    @abbitabbyyy 2 роки тому +410

    Arin: *being a helicopter, freaking out about moves*
    Dan: *disorganized breathing*

  • @SewerMatt
    @SewerMatt 2 роки тому +248

    Grumps Chess is just 40 straight minutes of Arin having a mental breakdown, 10/10 great content

  • @rileyhumphrey4391
    @rileyhumphrey4391 2 роки тому +401

    dan: *is sweetest guy
    also dan: "dood, you just gotta be a cold, calculating, killer robot🤷‍♀️"

    • @giladshmueli5831
      @giladshmueli5831 2 роки тому +21

      It ain't wrong though. There were plenty of times when chess players used the talking technique to distract their opponent, including trash-talking. If you can remain "robotic" and cold to those, it's an advantage

    • @sopranocath
      @sopranocath 2 роки тому +13

      In High School,, My brother and his friends would purposefully dress weird and not shower when their chess team would have matches against other school. The psychological warfare worked too.

  • @SuperFowlMouth
    @SuperFowlMouth 2 роки тому +210

    The way Arin shouted “WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND???” Fucking killed me

  • @randanime8252
    @randanime8252 2 роки тому +77

    33:10 Arin freaking out with the meloncholy music is straight out of a soap opera.
    EVERYTHING IS WORTHLESS

  • @geothack7538
    @geothack7538 2 роки тому +312

    I choose to imagine that Arin is a guy trying to play the devil at chess for his soul and Dan is just a super nice version of the devil that keeps giving him chances because he is just too miserable already.

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 2 роки тому +8

      Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a pawn to steal 🎻

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Рік тому +1

      I adore this portrayal

    • @weniswarrior666
      @weniswarrior666 Рік тому +6

      The twist is that Arin is already in hell and this is his torment

    • @jessattebery419
      @jessattebery419 11 місяців тому

      Please somebody do a game grumps animated of this

  • @hocuspocusfocus6229
    @hocuspocusfocus6229 2 роки тому +123

    The sad music while Arin screamed "I CAN'T DO SHIT!" killed me.

    • @briana.9395
      @briana.9395 2 роки тому +17

      "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??"

  • @Wingysart
    @Wingysart 2 роки тому +118

    Arin's "Did you knight?" has big "Did you point?!" energy

    • @ChamiKhan13
      @ChamiKhan13 2 роки тому +1

      Did you bite your thumb at me, good sir?

  • @BloodChaos442
    @BloodChaos442 2 роки тому +177

    It would be hillarious to see them play: 5d Chess with Multiverse Time Travel, having no clue how its played

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 2 роки тому +18

      I predict multiple instances of one of them winning with no idea how they just won. I'm no chess expert, but I know more about chess than Arin does (I've studied a few standard openings, etc. I estimate my skill as somewhere between Arin's and Dan's), and when I played 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel with a friend, we would often surprise ourselves by winning unexpectedly. It's hilariously hard to follow, especially if both players elect to make it so by repeatedly spawning off new timelines. It's more boring if they start with a standard board and just both refuse to time travel, at which point it's _almost_ a normal game of chess.

  • @aceofprops4175
    @aceofprops4175 2 роки тому +70

    The atmospheric music and sounds coupled with Arin freaking out and Dan laughing is really something special

  • @tayhillock
    @tayhillock 2 роки тому +278

    Arin: "I'll study!"
    Also Arin: *will never read the given tutorial to any video game ever*

  • @Mad_Oph
    @Mad_Oph 2 роки тому +103

    Arin may have a natural disadvantage by becoming emotionally invested in all his pieces in a game where strategic sacrifice is a key component for victory, but I respect that he still tries regardless.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +15

      Arin's natural disadvantage is that he is too ADHD to think of all possibilities. It's why he gets overwhelmed and basically gives up halfway through the game.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 2 роки тому +7

      Both his emotional investment in all his pieces and his ADHD are natural disadvantages

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 2 роки тому +4

      A Father To His Pieces..

  • @NadaXVII
    @NadaXVII 2 роки тому +669

    New series idea: Arin plays chess against AI while Dan guides him until he gets better!

    • @mdccxcii6340
      @mdccxcii6340 2 роки тому +29

      I really hope the Game Grumps use this idea.

    • @jenniferlogan2784
      @jenniferlogan2784 2 роки тому +26

      Or even Dan giving him tips in general would be nice too. He told arin not to lose his queen over his rook around 17:56 but typically he just lets arin do whatever lol

    • @blueplayer6197
      @blueplayer6197 2 роки тому +22

      Funny part is that Dan opened very poorly and Arin had advantage but Arin is constantly damaging his own position.
      Arin just needs to learn and understand that a good rule of thumb is that every piece and pawn must be protected at all times before you try attacking, if he understood that maybe he wouldn't play that awful c4 move after tanking and even so maybe he'd better scan his pieces see his Bishop is no longer protected and a Knight threatens it and move it.
      C4 felt like Arin just couldn't find anything so he figured he'll trade pawns but he failed to understand that pawn structure is the backbone of the position and when moving a pawn you gotta first see if you weaken yourself, in this case c4 leaves the Bishop without defense which isn't terrible on its own but merely keeping it in the back of your head will let you not hang it the next move.
      I think it's best if after a game Dan would just go move by move with Arin and try to explain what went wrong.
      This game really was all about pawns, from the c4 incident to later Dan's capturing of the pawn that guarded Arin's Knight, the over committing of pawns King side by Arin without first castling queen side and so leaving his king exposed in the center etc.
      Truly an instructive "why pawns matter" game.

    • @yukikofujiwara2144
      @yukikofujiwara2144 2 роки тому +5

      My brother was the AI, playing analogue, but he basically taught me chess and shogi the same way.

    • @JoeGrzzly
      @JoeGrzzly 2 роки тому +2

      This is one of those really good ideas.

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 2 роки тому +92

    30:50
    Me: "Arin, your queen is totally hanging; you've gotta do something about it!"
    31:04
    Me: "No, Arin!!"
    Danny: "You're not going to love this next move, Arin."
    Me: [laughter]

    • @rynabuns
      @rynabuns 2 роки тому +1

      He pretty much died on move 11 anyway, haha

  • @3ExtraLives
    @3ExtraLives 2 роки тому +83

    Oh my god someone needs to animate 33:00 / 34:00 and put arin in the rain crying and screaming at Dan on a battlefield

  • @thedapperfoxtrot
    @thedapperfoxtrot 2 роки тому +68

    33:00 Things get so hilariously intense with the music
    Edit: I never thought Arin could make Chess feel like Monopoly. Tommy Wiseau vibes. You're tearing me apart Dan!

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 роки тому +288

    Guys I'm scared.
    Dan beating arin at chess' like the one consistent in my life, and everytime a new one of these come out, that consistency has the chance to just be eradicated

    • @ThePoeticPariah
      @ThePoeticPariah 2 роки тому +47

      It's Arin. He hasn't even done the tutorial for chess.

    • @patrickthewolf840
      @patrickthewolf840 2 роки тому +17

      Well apparently Dan won at Mario Party...but they "lost the footage"...so anything's possible......
      ...but knowing Arin there's extremely low chance of that happening lol

    • @DaRoachDoggJR.
      @DaRoachDoggJR. 2 роки тому +37

      After Dan won, they went back 10 moves, Dan purposefully did bad and risky moves, and Arin still got no closer to beating him. You've got a good long while to find something else with that consistency

    • @Bosstylo
      @Bosstylo 2 роки тому +12

      Arin had the chance to take two of Dan's knights if all went well and he somehow lost his own knight and let both of Dan's escape. I think you could get rich by betting money on Dan every time

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 2 роки тому +4

      Unless Arin learns to not consider chess like a puzzle to which he must find the correct answer, and more like a tactical game where he can take advantage of Dan's breaches... I don't think you have much to be scared of :p

  • @Lacunykt
    @Lacunykt 2 роки тому +51

    The whole entire bit with the sad music starting at 33:04 is so incredible but I absolutely DIED at the super long pause followed by 34:37

  • @P.H.S303
    @P.H.S303 2 роки тому +212

    The Divine Comedy: Arin's Chess Inferno

    • @06yarbrougha
      @06yarbrougha 2 роки тому +2

      @10:00-ish was that a "Call me maybe" reference, Arin

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 2 роки тому +65

    Dan: It's okay, Arin, I'm not *that* good and, you know, you have to be less emotional and...
    Also Dan: Wait, that was a checkmate?
    That must have hurt Arin's self esteem harder than when Jennifer dumped him.

    • @acamera367
      @acamera367 2 роки тому +11

      RED PLANT
      BLUE PLANT
      PURPLE PLANT.

  • @Time_Fire199
    @Time_Fire199 2 роки тому +67

    Arin is the only guy I know who has mastered the ability of spewing nonsense out of his mouth and seamlessly transitioning into beatboxing. Not many can do it.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 роки тому +183

    When Dan makes a strange move, Arin goes "Oh, wtf is this?!" and bites his nails while grumbling.
    When Arin makes a strange move, Dan goes "Not sure what that was about, but..." and usually proceeds to steal a piece or put Arin in Check.
    From this, I think we can safely call Chess a business.

  • @maiyicheng
    @maiyicheng 2 роки тому +57

    Arin freaking out really fits in when the choir starts chanting.

  • @justinanderson267
    @justinanderson267 2 роки тому +62

    36:23
    "I would love to see some chess master come back from this."
    If Dan had moved his other rook(the one in the back) then Arin could have moved his rook to the back and checkmate. He could have even baited this by taking Dan's B pawn. Dan would have probably responded by taking with A pawn, opening up the row to move the rook out.

    • @supC_
      @supC_ 2 роки тому +3

      That’s what I was thinking, try for a desperation backrank.

    • @ThornHailsnap
      @ThornHailsnap 2 роки тому +2

      I saw that too. Something tells me though that even if the stars had aligned and Arin saw all that (and Danny missed it), he'd probably get too emotional about it and give the whole thing away.

  • @chimeranix
    @chimeranix 2 роки тому +39

    34:32 idk whether to laugh or cry for Arin with how perfect the music is

  • @briana.9395
    @briana.9395 2 роки тому +90

    Can someone do a "Arin Freakouts in Chess" compilation? He needs to calm down and channel his inner Pill Billbus.

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 2 роки тому +7

      I hope someone inserts his rant set to somber music into a scene from a movie or something

  • @DLselduto
    @DLselduto 2 роки тому +112

    There's only two constants in my life, Danny doesn't win Mario Party on Camera and Arin cant beat Danny at chess.

    • @starmenproject
      @starmenproject 2 роки тому +12

      It's interesting that Arin is good when the game is chaotic and Dan is good when the game is straight forward.

    • @aerial11
      @aerial11 2 роки тому +8

      also lose a turn in wheel of fortune, but that's like a 99.9999999999999990% chance.

  • @Chackravartin
    @Chackravartin 2 роки тому +45

    oh man I really want a sad animation of Arin shouting EVERYTHING IS WORTHLESS while the sad music is playing

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam 2 роки тому +212

    40 minutes of Grumps Chess. Yes. Absolutely.

    • @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498
      @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 2 роки тому +2

      And arin want to playing #KaneAndLynch2 will be awesome to laughing and more story ever from long time ago...

    • @unknownwake
      @unknownwake 2 роки тому

      Damn, 40 minute episode AND it got hit by a copyright troll?

  • @coltbusick6644
    @coltbusick6644 2 роки тому +24

    Arin’s descent into despair at 33:00 with the music has me cry laughing.

  • @YawaruSan
    @YawaruSan 2 роки тому +30

    "Who could fucking think mathematically at a time like this, all my pieces are going to die!" Best line

  • @GooTheMighty
    @GooTheMighty 2 роки тому +40

    When Arin loses his Queen: total chill
    When nothing has happened: PANIC

  • @MrDoctorProfessorPatch
    @MrDoctorProfessorPatch 2 роки тому +16

    Dan hardly being able to contain his excitement around 18:00-19:00 where you can hear him breathing and trying not to laugh because Arin's getting mad. That's it right there.

  • @revoluciangaming7400
    @revoluciangaming7400 2 роки тому +19

    I'm sitting on my bed, lap covered by a blanket, a fan lightly blowing on me, watching the Grumps play chess and crack jokes, whilst eating dried sweetened cranberries. Perfection.

  • @purplesoul3689
    @purplesoul3689 2 роки тому +16

    I love hearing Dan struggle to not giggle in the background while arins raging

  • @toastmangler2415
    @toastmangler2415 2 роки тому +35

    Arin: I can't do anything!
    Meanwhile Dans knight dances one space around the king every turn.

    • @Artimo09
      @Artimo09 2 роки тому

      it was always defended by other knight or bishop, so he couldnt capture it with king

    • @Rbanh
      @Rbanh 2 роки тому +3

      @@Artimo09 Not during the whole minute he was thinking at 20:50, I was screaming 'JUST TAKE THE KNIGHT', while he then proceeds to give up his own knight lmfao

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle 2 роки тому +21

    I love how the music gets more sadder and melancholic the closer Arin is to losing.

  • @ragtagreginald5086
    @ragtagreginald5086 2 роки тому +30

    Wow, I'm impressed. Arin is actually calling them knights instead of horses. He's improving!

    • @blueplayer6197
      @blueplayer6197 2 роки тому +3

      Imagine he started calling them ponies, he'd instantly be GM level.

  • @SuperChiplee
    @SuperChiplee 2 роки тому +73

    if arin doesn't comglomerate his pawns to make megachessatron, I'm impeaching him from his status of videogameboy

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 2 роки тому +4

      It doesn't count. Video game chess is still just chess, which is a board game and not a video game

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому +47

    I'd never guess you guys would throw down on board games, but I'm enjoying all of these!

    • @hannobonanoart
      @hannobonanoart 2 роки тому +2

      They are the board game masters

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 2 роки тому

      Unrelated but the acting in your joel haver-style animations is so perfect, really fitting for NPC's

  • @cardinalbaseballer5
    @cardinalbaseballer5 2 роки тому +46

    Is… is Arin getting _worse_ at chess?

  • @davidvargas7651
    @davidvargas7651 2 роки тому +80

    I imagine if Dan and Arin actually were playing for their souls, Arin would behave the same exact way the whole game, then Dan would throw and save Arin's soul, leaving him guilt ridden for the rest of his life

    • @KhaoticSanctum69
      @KhaoticSanctum69 2 роки тому +10

      They'd both be trying to throw for the rest of eternity, and they'd be in a stalemate until the end of the universe 👁👄👁

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 2 роки тому +5

      @@KhaoticSanctum69 I think Dan would out-throw him.

    • @KhaoticSanctum69
      @KhaoticSanctum69 2 роки тому +6

      @@homeiswonderland Arin would freak out and throw the table and then neither one would win or lose and they'd be stuck forever

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 роки тому

      @@KhaoticSanctum69 Doesn't the game end in a tie if you stalemate?

    • @KhaoticSanctum69
      @KhaoticSanctum69 2 роки тому +1

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter idk I've never played chess. I don't even know how the pieces move and I've watched every episode of chess on this channel

  • @infinitcheez
    @infinitcheez 2 роки тому +18

    Loving the introduction of Allie to random moments during the show

  • @gremlynmusic
    @gremlynmusic 2 роки тому +9

    Dan's sip of Dr. Pepper was the most unsettling sound I could've possibly imagined

  • @SebGRod
    @SebGRod 2 роки тому +36

    The pink blood on Arin was such a tease😔 I liked Observation Duty but Dinklerama is sorely missed

    • @egglotwolf91
      @egglotwolf91 2 роки тому +3

      Whoever made the thumbnail knows what they’re doing.

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 2 роки тому +3

      I am glad for the break though, I was getting bored of so much of it. It is very entertaining to watch them play it, so I'll be happy to watch when they pick it back up, but maybe not nearly every single day like they were doing. I realize i'm in the minority though lol.

  • @clowdthebear
    @clowdthebear 2 роки тому +23

    This is a multiverse episode showing all the ways Dan can kick Arin’s ass in chess

  • @trainzen11
    @trainzen11 2 роки тому +15

    I desperately NEED to know that song, where Arin has the amazing mental solilloquy at 33:00.

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 2 роки тому +11

    5:36
    Arin (as David Lynch): "Chess is a strange game."
    Me: "The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of 'Global Thermonuclear War'?"

  • @darkmaiden30
    @darkmaiden30 2 роки тому +13

    I will admit one of my favourite things during quarantine was when we got to see their faces. It made the reaction so much better

  • @chestercastaneda4920
    @chestercastaneda4920 Рік тому +2

    32:42 Everything here is perfect. The background music. Arin's mad rant as he loses confidence. **Chef's kiss** As Dan said, "You having a mental breakdown soliloquy over this music is unreal."

  • @Wowzers2006
    @Wowzers2006 2 роки тому +18

    As Arin's mood started to take a turn, the music became noticeably more somber

  • @bradcook1537
    @bradcook1537 2 роки тому +21

    I really hope they just keep sprinkling in episodes where they just play chess or clubhouse 51 games. Hope hanafuda is soon.

    • @sarina1234ful
      @sarina1234ful 2 роки тому

      I hope so too! I love hanafuda

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 2 роки тому

      I forget how hanafuda is played, but I know it made sense at the time and was incredibly fun to watch.

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace 2 роки тому +85

    Arin always loses Chess cause he takes it way too seriously. Dan’s just playing Chess while Arin’s playing out every possible move in his head and treats it as if Dan is sacrificing his children if he loses.

  • @dalepeters3841
    @dalepeters3841 2 роки тому +55

    Man, Arin must be a Archeops , because his ability is Defeatist.

  • @Molue_
    @Molue_ 2 роки тому +6

    @7:30 The thought popped into my head, *_"I want to think this is like a chess match to determine who gets to return to the world of the living and escape the infernal torment that is the hellscape of the Underworld;"_* then, lo and behold, thirty seconds later, *Dan: **_"I feel like we're playing for our souls right now."_*

    • @aquinprime
      @aquinprime 2 роки тому +1

      I thought of the animaniacs episode of when they played checkers for their lives. Arin matches up the "chess is unknown to us" line

  • @ToxicDerg
    @ToxicDerg 2 роки тому +9

    "I'm gonna chess the shit outta you, Arin." *Dan said calmly*

  • @sophies_sketches
    @sophies_sketches 2 роки тому +15

    Ah yes. The annual "Arin screams at Dan while he quietly watches in terror as they play chess" episode 😌

  • @nayf6847
    @nayf6847 2 роки тому +33

    Arin starter pack: Chess edition
    -full of spirit before a game
    -full of regret after a game
    -enjoying chess, then hating chess
    -rage whenever dan touches a piece
    -eternal self-hatred when you screw up
    -act unnecessary douchey when you make a good move

  • @TheSpektrum1989
    @TheSpektrum1989 2 роки тому +18

    "I'm gonna chess the shit outta you, Arin" really got me

  • @mermaidium420
    @mermaidium420 2 роки тому +17

    Dan: I've probably played chess against a few hundred people in my life and and I don't know if I've played someone any more up in their head and emotional than you.
    Arin: Every move is like a shot to the heart!

  • @chimeranix
    @chimeranix 2 роки тому +29

    I love how this game makes you so comfortable even when you set it in the deepest effin dungeons of Mt doom

  • @14ndCounting
    @14ndCounting 2 роки тому +7

    Dan: I'm going to take a relaxing sip of Dr pepper :)
    My head phones: EXPLODES

  • @senselessbliss1824
    @senselessbliss1824 2 роки тому +5

    "Who could think mathematically at a time Like this all my pieces are gonna die" oh man arin makes the best word noises. The only man I enjoy to watch play casual boardgames.

  • @sirknight11
    @sirknight11 2 роки тому +32

    When Dan is able to dominate twice in the same game, that’s pretty impressive

  • @Sydney_Belladonna
    @Sydney_Belladonna 2 роки тому +32

    I feel bad for Arin, he knows that every move he makes is gonna be scrutinized by the youtube comments and everyones gonna call him dumb or whatever and that background stress is killing him. I get that he can be dense sometimes but I can get why he takes these games so seriously unlike Dan who's just vibing because he doesn't stake his career on being good at games.

  • @MadeInHistory
    @MadeInHistory 2 роки тому +1

    39:00 *angelic music plays* "IHM OVERHERE FARDING AND SHIDDING"

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 2 роки тому +10

    "I'm not better than you" Dan says as he beats you effortlessly.
    "95% of players are better than me" Dan says as he's proving you're the 5%.

  • @MyDystopiaOfficial
    @MyDystopiaOfficial 2 роки тому +28

    Arin is just studying Dan so he can assure his victory next time.

  • @getsetready
    @getsetready 2 роки тому +10

    I feel getting irrationally upset at chess. I can't think that far ahead in time, I can't strategize like that. So much pressure lol

  • @gabriellag2611
    @gabriellag2611 2 роки тому +9

    These two have never had a stronger big brother-little brother vibe than in this video

  • @hergedurrr
    @hergedurrr 2 роки тому +8

    "How could I be mathematical at a time like this? All my pieces are gonna die!" The words of a poet

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 Рік тому +2

    17:18 You can hear Dan getting ready to say something, but stopping...not wanting to ruin this clear downward spiral into a rant.

  • @Raemnant
    @Raemnant 2 роки тому +8

    They need to have a Guest Grumps episode where they find someone highly skilled at Chess, and have them face off against Dan, so we can see just where he stands in the game

    • @frankjohnson123
      @frankjohnson123 2 роки тому +3

      I guess he's between 1000 and 1200, but it's hard to tell because he doesn't really take these seriously and Arin doesn't force him to come up with hard moves.

  • @robman2k7
    @robman2k7 2 роки тому +7

    This is the most haunted game of chess ever. Heard the audio and thought I was watching dark souls

  • @bekss3
    @bekss3 2 роки тому +17

    Love to see Arin rage over a round of chess he probably suggested himself

    • @hufflebuffben
      @hufflebuffben 2 роки тому +2

      The king of rematches, and that king is in check

  • @spindriftprime
    @spindriftprime 2 роки тому +5

    "Blood and cream is what I hope to gain in all of my days on this Earth." -Arin Hanson, either the end of 2021 or the beginning of 2022

  • @TheSummerChu
    @TheSummerChu 2 роки тому +8

    I feel like Arin can really improve with something like a 20 minute timer, just so he doesn't burn out his thinking early game (or he'll just time out, probably).

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 Рік тому +2

    That’s a somewhat obscure Rick Astley tune Arin is singing to himself at the beginning there

  • @jacobkalbfleisch5431
    @jacobkalbfleisch5431 2 роки тому +19

    Arin plays chess like an ace attorney character

  • @CamiloFHSC
    @CamiloFHSC 2 роки тому +2

    "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."
    Shang Thsung, Mortal Kombat-1992

  • @fairybottle210
    @fairybottle210 2 роки тому +4

    I've never heard such despair and anguish in such a man over a single match of chess.

  • @willtommo13
    @willtommo13 9 місяців тому +1

    "It's just thought. It's just calm, mathematical thought."
    "Who can think mathematically about this? All my pieces are gonna die!"

  • @Sockpoppet
    @Sockpoppet 2 роки тому +3

    The beautiful haunting melodies of the angelic choir goes well with Arin's hopes for ever winning at chess.😓

  • @jorlfisher1069
    @jorlfisher1069 2 роки тому +1

    I love the sad music when arin starts to get angry really makes it sound like a main character monologue

  • @b.p.888
    @b.p.888 2 роки тому +4

    Always love when they play chess, the best rage and improv moments come from Arin 🤣

  • @aidenwithane4348
    @aidenwithane4348 Рік тому +1

    I don't think I've gotten worse second hand depression than watching Arin blunder his bishops like that. That was a brutal game

  • @Squiggy2010
    @Squiggy2010 2 роки тому +3

    Arin playing chess is like watching a mental breakdown in real time. Relax man.

  • @adamscott1980
    @adamscott1980 2 роки тому +2

    At 8:35 Dan becomes Tina Beltcher