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  • @j.a.h4877
    @j.a.h4877 2 місяці тому +8145

    Tony's 'Fave Words' Counter:
    "Absolutely" - 27 times
    "Amazing" - 28
    "I Love It" - 23
    "Unbelievable" - 13
    "Incredible" - 16
    "Wow" - 13
    "Son Of A Bitch" - 8
    "Oh My Goodness" - 13
    "Bastard" - 2
    "AbsoFuckinlutely" - 1
    "Stunning" - 1
    Villain Laughs - 12

  • @groovefiend25
    @groovefiend25 2 місяці тому +5241

    i hate when people say "oh this guy only got to where he is because of his looks" because i honestly think william montgomery is hilarious

    • @juanmoorethyme3119
      @juanmoorethyme3119 2 місяці тому +209

      S Tier Comment

    • @mikepaulus4766
      @mikepaulus4766 2 місяці тому +50

      Okay, yeah, we all know that William Montgomery is funny looking.

    • @mikem7498
      @mikem7498 2 місяці тому +23

      Thats you and a select few people.

    • @tzu1738
      @tzu1738 2 місяці тому +42

      i don't think people realize how hard it is to make swearing sound as funny as he does

    • @vixen.vangogh
      @vixen.vangogh 2 місяці тому +16

      😂 Underfuckingrated comment!

  • @DarthRektar
    @DarthRektar 2 місяці тому +579

    The bands timing for everyones exits are amazing. Not only played clean as hell as a group but its also always a perfect comedic song choice. Truly top tier band

    • @Mantispriezt
      @Mantispriezt 2 місяці тому +32

      It’s the best band in the land what do you expect?

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah, the show doesn't deserve the band 😂

    • @neonrecording
      @neonrecording 2 місяці тому +5

      Dope house band. Can’t wait to make it out to a show to hear them play before/after the comedy. Top tier musicians seriously.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 місяці тому +1

      @@youlig1ok Watkins

    • @stylo8845
      @stylo8845 2 місяці тому +1

      Ok John Dees

  • @soundsannon
    @soundsannon 2 місяці тому +451

    Cameras confirmed that Ben Williams was in fact NOT glancing at Tony NEARLY as much as he tried to make it seem lmfao

    • @oscaramezcua3631
      @oscaramezcua3631 2 місяці тому +74

      I wasn’t looking for this comment, but I’m happy I found it 😂

    • @soundsannon
      @soundsannon 2 місяці тому +44

      ​@@oscaramezcua3631dude wouldn't let it go lmfao he was ready to die on that hill

    • @jebronlames9000
      @jebronlames9000 2 місяці тому +22

      He looked at him once maybe twice 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jebronlames9000
      @jebronlames9000 2 місяці тому +7

      And it was just on that general direction

    • @Breyonsay62
      @Breyonsay62 2 місяці тому +6

      That wasn’t really fair, obviously the guy was nervous, he loosened up, was easy to understand, but when he was on the spot Tony didn’t give him any indication of a let up.

  • @austin.valentine
    @austin.valentine 2 місяці тому +2437

    Matt Rife the type of guy that talks to your mom during the entire party

    • @dannyd1138
      @dannyd1138 2 місяці тому +10

      😂

    • @steezzyyaspects7597
      @steezzyyaspects7597 2 місяці тому +14

      It's just a Matt thing in general.., I would know I am one😂

    • @bobbyhill3323
      @bobbyhill3323 2 місяці тому +22

      Then takes her upstairs.

    • @scottdrew6403
      @scottdrew6403 2 місяці тому +6

      lol 😂 is that a guy? I was kind of that guy.

    • @SwordofZen
      @SwordofZen 2 місяці тому +3

      Me af

  • @micahwest2793
    @micahwest2793 2 місяці тому +3760

    Redban playing it's raining men after the marine dude said he got blew up was pretty hilarious 😂

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому +204

      Clutch Redban...an elusive, rare species

    • @joel198d
      @joel198d 2 місяці тому +49

      Haven’t watched it yet and I dare say sometimes redban comes through

    • @jacksodudee
      @jacksodudee 2 місяці тому +11

      Hysterical 😂

    • @hollatafool
      @hollatafool 2 місяці тому +48

      Hes been playing that song for years and that was the best one

    • @TeacherTom1
      @TeacherTom1 2 місяці тому +10

      How much is Redban paying you?

  • @jschwa0530
    @jschwa0530 2 місяці тому +1206

    Ernest says he's 44 at 44:44

    • @cullen3823
      @cullen3823 2 місяці тому +121

      Crazy you caught that😂

    • @ernestevanssr.6439
      @ernestevanssr.6439 2 місяці тому +14

      🤩

    • @ernestevanssr.6439
      @ernestevanssr.6439 2 місяці тому

      @@cullen3823 Thanks for pointing it out, I actually believe and manifesting and meanings behind numbers, so thanks!🤍💯

    • @kamensantos1389
      @kamensantos1389 2 місяці тому +60

      That's actually insane hahaha

    • @SerJollyGuy
      @SerJollyGuy 2 місяці тому +9

      For real...

  • @eliteyemedia1176
    @eliteyemedia1176 2 місяці тому +22

    Best episode. Vibes are heavy. Matt was the best guest, perfect amount of interaction.

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 4 години тому

      Matt Rife surprised me. He’s perfect for Kill Tony. So funny and such a great guest

  • @ggggggh219
    @ggggggh219 2 місяці тому +6828

    Matt Rife the type to wiggle his finger before he pick out a donut.

  • @clmblilpimp247
    @clmblilpimp247 2 місяці тому +493

    Dude so happy for Ben (dude with huge teeth) for getting a spot on the secret show. He was so pumped for that looked like it meant a lot to him. You love to see it.

    • @adam.axford
      @adam.axford 2 місяці тому +45

      Yeh agreed, you can tell he’s a real good dude. Secret Show will help him level up

    • @FindMucky
      @FindMucky 2 місяці тому +17

      I enjoy seeing his progression. I remember the first time he was on the show. He shows growth and confidence.

    • @Iamsoul00
      @Iamsoul00 2 місяці тому +14

      Ben does have kind eyes.

    • @jasonwarren8055
      @jasonwarren8055 2 місяці тому +38

      Felt crappy that guy named Austin tried to throw him under the bus when he’s getting a win

    • @clifflivingston2832
      @clifflivingston2832 2 місяці тому +3

      “Do you know you look like you’re crying when you’re laughing” had me crying tears of laughter

  • @NHParadox
    @NHParadox 2 місяці тому +5874

    matt rife the type to attend a diddy party and roofie himself

    • @BoatPatrol
      @BoatPatrol 2 місяці тому +150

      he's the most unfunny NPC astroturfed 'comeidan' ive ever seen

    • @RocThaDon
      @RocThaDon 2 місяці тому +41

      Nah this the best comment so far 🤣

    • @JapCarRealGood
      @JapCarRealGood 2 місяці тому +12

      *Matt Roofé

    • @brendenrussell9948
      @brendenrussell9948 2 місяці тому +7

      Spastic isn't funny......

    • @Jesus_616_Christ
      @Jesus_616_Christ 2 місяці тому +98

      ​@@BoatPatrol he's actually fucking hilarious, sounds like your just don't have a sense of humor 🤣

  • @kylegrossi8175
    @kylegrossi8175 2 місяці тому +72

    Martin Philips has consistently been my fav regular on this show. The dude never misses!

    • @WasonCason
      @WasonCason 22 дні тому +1

      Martin is absolutely insufferable. Super soft about anything to do with his condition and gets super offended whenever he gets roasted for literally anything

  • @cardiac777
    @cardiac777 2 місяці тому +5485

    Tony is gonna be as hard as a rock ALL night.

    • @briandoe5746
      @briandoe5746 2 місяці тому +69

      Same

    • @cardiac777
      @cardiac777 2 місяці тому +26

      @@briandoe5746 😂😂😂

    • @jo_nathan_nation6544
      @jo_nathan_nation6544 2 місяці тому +54

      Why? Matt’s 15 minutes are over, and no one cares.

    • @cardiac777
      @cardiac777 2 місяці тому +34

      @jo_nathan_nation6544 because matt rife is F'ing hot, sexy and buff and oh...yea....comedy....he does that to or something but he is REALLY HOT

    • @whatgodeats666
      @whatgodeats666 2 місяці тому +7

      What else is new

  • @lambofmetallica
    @lambofmetallica 2 місяці тому +841

    Nobody bombed, D-Madness was popping off, and Redban was actually funny? What universe was this shot in?!? 😂😂

    • @obsidheart
      @obsidheart 2 місяці тому +26

      yeah this one was incredible and good to not cringe

    • @amilcarmiranda1531
      @amilcarmiranda1531 2 місяці тому +15

      Literally just thinking why was this episode not falling off

    • @ElMonko
      @ElMonko 2 місяці тому +14

      The alt universe that tony hasnt ever heard of the fkn bean

    • @DavidGamble-xp1de
      @DavidGamble-xp1de 2 місяці тому +3

      Best comment on here

    • @lambofmetallica
      @lambofmetallica 2 місяці тому +7

      @@ElMonko we should all make a concerted effort as the KT community to only refer to Tony as "The Bean" from here on out

  • @carlosl5766
    @carlosl5766 2 місяці тому +1818

    “How many colors in the rainbow? Tony you know this one! “ 😂

    • @NinaRSAdler
      @NinaRSAdler 2 місяці тому +85

      Brian Says was so quick with that response, it was perfect! Solid set and interview.

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 місяці тому +4

      @@NinaRSAdlerRedban didn’t say that

    • @NinaRSAdler
      @NinaRSAdler 2 місяці тому +42

      @@terrycrews1760 I am fully aware of that - the bucket pull was also named Brian…

    • @lJONNYDOOMl
      @lJONNYDOOMl 2 місяці тому +20

      @@terrycrews1760 did you watch the show? lol

    • @macexunit03x
      @macexunit03x 2 місяці тому +1

      And he did

  • @christianmanriquez7022
    @christianmanriquez7022 2 місяці тому +5

    How does Kill Tony only have 1.8 million subscriptions? Man, this show is so legit, I can’t wait to go to Austin and see them live!!!!!

  • @houstoncathey458
    @houstoncathey458 2 місяці тому +340

    I love redban giving the secret show to Ben. He’s not the best but he’s clearly improving each week even w his rap. Give him an outlet, and watch him grow. You saw him realize the work being put in was worth it when he was offered that show, made me tear.

    • @cecilcharlesofficial
      @cecilcharlesofficial 2 місяці тому +9

      this

    • @gravytrainusa
      @gravytrainusa 2 місяці тому +13

      redban made his month was cool to see

    • @vibes7144
      @vibes7144 2 місяці тому +14

      Same thing, I actually got choked up. I really want the best for Ben. Seems like a really nice guy who’s just living his life trying to succeed.

    • @WMCConstruction-p2r
      @WMCConstruction-p2r 2 місяці тому +7

      That got me too. Stoked for Ben Will.

    • @Skyraps
      @Skyraps 2 місяці тому +8

      Bro was so proud of himself I felt proud too

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey. 2 місяці тому +702

    Brian Cook (the oldest looking 47 year old possibly ever) had such a wild interview and I absolutely loved it.

    • @RandyJM21
      @RandyJM21 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah , that guy was tricky . Would like to see the women he divorced , Im sure on some level it makes no sense and would never pick her out out of 10 random women , iTony nterviewing her would be amazing . Its impossible to conjur an Image . That dude is obtuse by mistake .

    • @b-rare
      @b-rare 2 місяці тому +34

      He completely blew me away the longer the interview went on. The dudes naturally entertaining

    • @JCIIIBULLET
      @JCIIIBULLET 2 місяці тому +11

      He needs to be back on Kill Tony and sing chocolate rain 🎶🐸

    • @MOTA-Vation30
      @MOTA-Vation30 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah but his story about him doing background vocals for Hatebreed is False, I met the Band and seen Hatebreed live and they never needed Background vocals lmao

    • @bigboy3515
      @bigboy3515 2 місяці тому +55

      @@MOTA-Vation30he said he was in a rip off them not actually in Hatebreed 😂

  • @OmnimousPotato
    @OmnimousPotato 2 місяці тому +2503

    Keep an eye out for Tony rubbing Matt’s thigh throughout the show

  • @xledgeandairyx
    @xledgeandairyx 2 місяці тому +32

    1:58:25 Seeing Matt realize Tony's punchline as he's dropping it is why these guys are top tier jokesters, these two are quick with the wit, and while most ppl had no idea where Tony was going with that, Matt already knew what bit Tony was after. This whole 2 hours had me rolling im so glad snowflakes didnt ruin comedy, raw, uncut and unfiltered KT is the future❤

  • @PatrickMobileHomes
    @PatrickMobileHomes 2 місяці тому +1490

    Matt Rife the type to close the car door with his hip.

    • @michaeldittman1331
      @michaeldittman1331 2 місяці тому +9

      That’s actually triggering to me. How dare you say that? It’s akin to you mocking Drew Nickens. I love Drew Nickens.

    • @00TheD
      @00TheD 2 місяці тому +2

      He's not

    • @DD-ym3nk
      @DD-ym3nk 2 місяці тому +3

      The type of what?

    • @briceticker6721
      @briceticker6721 2 місяці тому +16

      This joke wouldnt even get a chuckle on stage but its a smash hit on youtube comments

    • @LeaderHeat
      @LeaderHeat 2 місяці тому +1

      It's just a variation of the fridge door joke and yet fridge door is even more matt rife

  • @DennisFeinsteinCEO
    @DennisFeinsteinCEO 2 місяці тому +66

    Ben is ACTUALLY grinding. Working outside all day, doing mic's at night. Salute 🫡

  • @NYCEEJOFFICIAL
    @NYCEEJOFFICIAL 2 місяці тому +96

    I cannot rave about how much I love Ben Williams. Such a kind soul. I beam with happiness whenever he gets pulled. Wish you the best man! Congrats on the secret show!!

    • @belizetourism1218
      @belizetourism1218 2 місяці тому +7

      You a white girl?

    • @mikepaulus4766
      @mikepaulus4766 2 місяці тому +1

      I paused the episode, and almost didn't come back to it because of how much I didn't like Ben.

    • @NYCEEJOFFICIAL
      @NYCEEJOFFICIAL 2 місяці тому +3

      Lol well I don’t know the guy so I’m not gonna die defending him. But for context I’d recommend ya’ll watch his previous appearances. Or don’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @stonerkitchen4984
    @stonerkitchen4984 2 місяці тому +37

    THIS AINT A PODCAST.
    THIS IS A TV SHOW.
    eat me.

  • @edwinn3783
    @edwinn3783 2 місяці тому +151

    “I believe I bumped into you earlier”
    Lmaooo best line of the show

  • @SandwichMan1764
    @SandwichMan1764 2 місяці тому +564

    when Matt Riffe walked on stage Tony moaned really quietly 🫦

    • @burtturdison4445
      @burtturdison4445 2 місяці тому +14

      He made a noise like "unh"

    • @thygfr
      @thygfr 2 місяці тому +2

      lets call a spade a spade, tony came in his pants when Rife walked out.

  • @kobelover101
    @kobelover101 2 місяці тому +354

    Kam: *Flushes toilet after a poop*
    Tony: “Kam my friend, you’ve done it again!”

    • @MG-fh7su
      @MG-fh7su 2 місяці тому +25

      Accurate

    • @crbradbury8282
      @crbradbury8282 2 місяці тому +11

      Truth

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE 2 місяці тому +8

      😂😂

    • @ericharary
      @ericharary 2 місяці тому +10

      lol I just commented “He did it again!l” 💩💩💩💩

    • @ozzmary420
      @ozzmary420 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kobelover101 facts

  • @WHBVERDE69
    @WHBVERDE69 2 місяці тому +33

    Matt Rife was 100% on Cooks shirt being the exact one the short guy had on in the deli freak-out video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 2 місяці тому +3

      Bagel Boss, right? That was a solid reference lol

  • @adamchex
    @adamchex 2 місяці тому +457

    “Contagious Evans Texas A&M” got me good 😂

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 2 місяці тому +1086

    1:01:54 Tony talking about “The Bean” in Chicago turned into a Seinfeld bit 😂

    • @jfhanny
      @jfhanny 2 місяці тому +48

      I hope he is being serious. It is pretty wild to not be aware of that thing

    • @OneTreeProd
      @OneTreeProd 2 місяці тому +3

      @@jfhannyseemed like a bit but that’s just me. Source: my opinion and the “slip” where he said he’s been to it before “joking”

    • @baka_will9855
      @baka_will9855 2 місяці тому +9

      I live in NZ and know about the Bean 😅

    • @supra9301
      @supra9301 2 місяці тому +5

      I've seen it on tv or something, but I didn't know it had a name or was "a thing"

    • @blackhoodie3461
      @blackhoodie3461 2 місяці тому +4

      Lived in Massachusetts my whole life never heard of the bean till this episode 😅

  • @LDwiggs
    @LDwiggs 2 місяці тому +547

    That dude was a SCOUT SNIPER??!! I don’t think most people realize how absolutely savage of a guy was in front of them.

    • @thelostsoul5531
      @thelostsoul5531 2 місяці тому +100

      Yeah. Buddy has a certain set of skills.... In all seriousness I hope he has the support here at home he needs. He definitely brought some things back he cant get rid of.

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 місяці тому +8

      Ben williams was very funny. GOTEEM 😂😂

    • @jB..33b854
      @jB..33b854 2 місяці тому +15

      Yeah, can see he is a bit unhinged

    • @JohnJonh-n7y
      @JohnJonh-n7y 2 місяці тому +6

      Matt is not looking good these days

    • @djcapp5
      @djcapp5 2 місяці тому +9

      Has to be the first 0317 on Kill Tony

  • @ben-i1n
    @ben-i1n Місяць тому +8

    Justin Governale - Wild story. Look it up. A sister of a fallen Marine was watching this and got in contact with Justin in hopes he knew her brother. I'm a Marine and for you that don't know this, the scout sniper section of the corps is very very small. A scout sniper serving the same time more than likely knew each other around that time frame or high chance they cross paths. Great story.

    • @supdood885
      @supdood885 Місяць тому

      Okay…so did he know him? Your story literally has no end, you just started another thought halfway through.

  • @TheEpicSpire
    @TheEpicSpire 2 місяці тому +730

    Fun Fact: D Madness was sober because he's the designated driver for the night.

    • @steamer1
      @steamer1 2 місяці тому +9

      Very responsible

    • @scottmccoy432
      @scottmccoy432 2 місяці тому +15

      very nice of d madness to keep an eye on everyone

    • @Iremanenpeice
      @Iremanenpeice 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@scottmccoy432 yeah, that was an oversight

    • @texasred1894
      @texasred1894 2 місяці тому

      *Shit happens*

    • @schophi
      @schophi 2 місяці тому +2

      Good one

  • @timandgobbles
    @timandgobbles 2 місяці тому +118

    Probably the most consistently funny show I've watched. Laughed and giggled with almost no cringe through the whole show. How does this even happen?

    • @QuartzTide
      @QuartzTide 2 місяці тому +24

      they ban drew nickens

    • @ComeAndSee101
      @ComeAndSee101 2 місяці тому +3

      I cringe so hard during the bombs 😂

    • @sorrysirmygunisoneba
      @sorrysirmygunisoneba 2 місяці тому +3

      Because you are now the cringe

    • @Fuhreddeekaye
      @Fuhreddeekaye 2 місяці тому

      @@sorrysirmygunisonebaspot on! Giggles…..

    • @danielpohl29
      @danielpohl29 2 місяці тому

      Ehh, the marine one I had to fast forward through. He was too awkward

  • @hjv7121
    @hjv7121 2 місяці тому +250

    I love how even tho Dr. Phil isn’t on the show the band still automatically did the theme when Tony said “we’ll be right back”

    • @SB-ns4nw
      @SB-ns4nw 2 місяці тому +3

      They’re so gooood!

    • @b-rare
      @b-rare 2 місяці тому

      It’s standard

    • @regg217
      @regg217 2 місяці тому +2

      I read this comment just as it was happening which made it even sweeter. And how does Tony not know about the Bean!?! I live here but I thought everyone know this!

    • @ryleemorgan9952
      @ryleemorgan9952 2 місяці тому

      Bring back Dr. Phil 😭❤️❤️❤️

  • @jacobborder4735
    @jacobborder4735 2 місяці тому +6

    red ban dying at william's freakout about how long it took him to write the dalmations joke is gold

  • @mr_skerz
    @mr_skerz 2 місяці тому +846

    Labor gay

    • @Monootto
      @Monootto 2 місяці тому +26

      Gaybor Day, get it right 😂

    • @Armor_Dillo
      @Armor_Dillo 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 2 місяці тому +17

      ​@@Monootto
      Gaybor
      Noun
      Your neighbor named Tony

    • @Oopsie223
      @Oopsie223 2 місяці тому +1

      😂 but that freestyle was pretty good

    • @carynmartin6053
      @carynmartin6053 2 місяці тому

      🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

  • @matthewwilkinson2170
    @matthewwilkinson2170 2 місяці тому +81

    That “it’s raining men” made me think: “maybe Brian Redban isn’t bad at his job”

    • @stonerkitchen4984
      @stonerkitchen4984 2 місяці тому +10

      he is at least 40% of this show; respect the baffone.
      he invented the JRE

  • @ratatuilleparker3002
    @ratatuilleparker3002 2 місяці тому +209

    It’s raining man may have been redban’s best contribution ever

    • @Tinytunes-25
      @Tinytunes-25 2 місяці тому +5

      That had me in tears.

    • @hakunamitatas8525
      @hakunamitatas8525 2 місяці тому +2

      Tony just ignored it but it was funnier than anything he said all night!

    • @immortalmaniac4748
      @immortalmaniac4748 2 місяці тому +1

      he does it almost every episode

  • @danielemanuel5890
    @danielemanuel5890 7 днів тому

    I didn't watch a lot of KT episodes, but this one has got to be the best one!
    It's got rappers, heavy metal rock, great comedians, simply the best!

  • @brooketomblin7897
    @brooketomblin7897 2 місяці тому +347

    William Montgomery looks like a hiker who went missing on the Appalachian Trail in 1986.

    • @nickricci19
      @nickricci19 2 місяці тому +25

      Or the guy who kidnapped all the missing people on the Appalachian Trail 😂

    • @haristareen12
      @haristareen12 2 місяці тому +6

      Or a modernized civil war general

    • @peterjonston5905
      @peterjonston5905 2 місяці тому +7

      A missing hiker who's not funny

    • @tbfünke
      @tbfünke 2 місяці тому +4

      *1886

    • @Bleach_Tonic
      @Bleach_Tonic 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@peterjonston5905How long you been waiting to get that off your chest, junior?

  • @Raii_Chu
    @Raii_Chu 2 місяці тому +91

    the character arc of Brian Cook during his time was insane

  • @MarkWestHam
    @MarkWestHam 2 місяці тому +120

    Rife admitting he doesn't watch Kill Tony without saying he doesn't watch Kill Tony. "Wait, is he blind?"

    • @eminet2983
      @eminet2983 2 місяці тому +3

      You think he has time during a world tour?

    • @deftcg
      @deftcg 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@eminet2983 I'd be willing to bet that most comics have made time to see some Kill Tony, or dropped by in person before being invited into the show. But I'm not a comic, so idk

    • @jakehanneman6956
      @jakehanneman6956 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@eminet2983 yea I do, actually. Tops 2 hour show, what does he need, 10 hours prep every day?

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 11 днів тому +1

    This is one of my favorite episodes this is so good!

  • @jcee_all
    @jcee_all 2 місяці тому +125

    the marine is such a marine. lol this is exactly how we are on a daily basis on a normal conversation talking shit about tinder girls, kissing the boys goodnight, touching each other i miss it

    • @carmen3091
      @carmen3091 2 місяці тому +8

      I wish you the best!

    • @LuisiPad-tr7ip
      @LuisiPad-tr7ip 2 місяці тому +7

      Wtf

    • @bird8286
      @bird8286 2 місяці тому +2

      💀

    • @sheldonmoseley
      @sheldonmoseley 2 місяці тому +9

      As prior Army, I loved it because it brought back memories, but, it is cringe when it's a place full of civis that are not going to appreciate the humor lol. Just a different breed.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 2 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@@sheldonmoseley I dunno man, my friends and I are constantly making jokes like that. I was cracking up, seems like pretty normal humor for dudes in their 20’s

  • @MotoJitsu
    @MotoJitsu 2 місяці тому +377

    What does your wife do when she’s not vacuuming Doritos? 😂

    • @nii-san5485
      @nii-san5485 2 місяці тому +4

      the algo got my ass profiled with this comment crossover 💀

    • @ocruzh9581
      @ocruzh9581 2 місяці тому +4

      Bro! Not Fast Eddie commenting on Kill Tony !! You literally taught me how to trail brake

    • @JimChap
      @JimChap 2 місяці тому +7

      plunging the toilet.

    • @Johnbender
      @Johnbender 2 місяці тому +2

      What does your wife do when she's not finding somewhere to sleep?

    • @codywilliams27
      @codywilliams27 2 місяці тому +2

      those GOT me man 😂

  • @XaviMateo-qj7fo
    @XaviMateo-qj7fo 2 місяці тому +175

    Matt rife the type to say nighty night dont let the bed bugs bite while closing a book

    • @YungFusebox
      @YungFusebox 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gravencanada
    @gravencanada 2 місяці тому +127

    Martin Phillips = absolutely crushing it on every level. Huge laughs with every punch on this show. Perfect set ups. What a joy to watch this star rise.

    • @Phillies08Eagles18
      @Phillies08Eagles18 2 місяці тому +11

      Him and Ari Matti are probably my top 2 favs right now

    • @mieruKai
      @mieruKai 2 місяці тому +7

      I agree, I made a comment saying how he nailed it, but I'm putting it here, because God damn, did he nail it

    • @Mnny12
      @Mnny12 2 місяці тому +3

      Damn, the virtue signaling is strong over here

    • @Quadrilaterally
      @Quadrilaterally 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Mnny12 Nah, he’s just actually funny and happens to have cerebalpalsy.

  • @LuisMedina-vo6vm
    @LuisMedina-vo6vm 2 місяці тому +400

    Tony not knowing about the BEAN & Dmadness laughing cuz he’s “ seen “ it😂😭

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому +4

      Ive never heard of that sh*t either

    • @MichaelSilverMedia
      @MichaelSilverMedia 2 місяці тому +2

      The entire crowd knows about it. That was hilarious 🤣

    • @joe_the_guy_
      @joe_the_guy_ 2 місяці тому +21

      Tony was literally the first person I've ever heard not even be aware of that thing

    • @spaffron4285
      @spaffron4285 2 місяці тому +1

      D Madness was on fire tonight... Tony didn't need to be a dickhead to him

    • @EliteWalkThroughs
      @EliteWalkThroughs 2 місяці тому

      @@joe_the_guy_ He is under Rogan big ass wing, he can't see shit.

  • @marcellocavallini143
    @marcellocavallini143 2 місяці тому +63

    Martin Phillips has to be next in line for Kill Tony HoF. The most consistent and hilarious comedian on the show!!

  • @Downes_Indrome
    @Downes_Indrome 2 місяці тому +11

    "I used to be a Little League umpire so I know what I see"
    ~ Tony Hinchcliffe 2024

  • @silvanogonzalez9386
    @silvanogonzalez9386 2 місяці тому +129

    Ben Williams is honestly one of the better recurring bucket pulls. He always gets laughs and has a great vibe for someone relentlessly torn apart for his looks every time he comes on 😂

    • @Johan511Kinderheim
      @Johan511Kinderheim 2 місяці тому

      “bucket pull”
      and yet he was right behind the curtain as soon as his name was called…

    • @seanee573
      @seanee573 2 місяці тому +4

      Way better than kam that's for sure

    • @ForestG
      @ForestG 2 місяці тому

      They pull names ahead of time (by several minutes).​@@Johan511Kinderheim

    • @anil100pepsi
      @anil100pepsi 2 місяці тому +24

      ​@@Johan511Kinderheimthey do the bucket pulls while the prior comic is performing so they can keep the show moving smooth.

    • @ogmudbone2334
      @ogmudbone2334 2 місяці тому

      @@Johan511Kinderheimpre pull

  • @SergioMorales-ed5jl
    @SergioMorales-ed5jl 2 місяці тому +82

    the first guy trying to say he works for a staffing agency 💀

  • @delberthughes5344
    @delberthughes5344 2 місяці тому +258

    Tony not finding the bean might be the best thing to happen to comedy

  • @Endoe.McKronic
    @Endoe.McKronic 2 місяці тому +1

    This was one of the best episodes in a while!

  • @BigSh00ts
    @BigSh00ts 2 місяці тому +385

    “I’m 47.” “What have you seen!?!?” 😂😂

  • @harrisonbarnette2962
    @harrisonbarnette2962 2 місяці тому +433

    “Ernest goes to jail” was a CRAZY line 😭

    • @93siguy
      @93siguy 2 місяці тому +4

      LMAO yea it was. 😂😂

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 2 місяці тому +10

      There was literally an Ernest Goes To Prison movie.
      It wasn't that far of a stretch to get there. It was in all of our pockets.

    • @phoolishroc1849
      @phoolishroc1849 2 місяці тому +3

      @@TheDwightMambais an example of when jokes have double meaning…referencing that to a black dude made it extra funny.. simple

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 2 місяці тому +3

      @@phoolishroc1849 oh... like that time Madea went to prison as well?
      Again, not the complex thinker you are giving it credit for being. Not trash, but you are acting like it was the best joke of the show.

    • @dehavillandcanadadhc-6twin20
      @dehavillandcanadadhc-6twin20 2 місяці тому +6

      @@TheDwightMamba "aCKtuALly" 🤓

  • @EveryonesFavoritePodcastEFP
    @EveryonesFavoritePodcastEFP 2 місяці тому +193

    Really disappointed nobody called the first dude out of the bucket “ tooth pac” after he freestyle

  • @davidkesling
    @davidkesling 8 днів тому

    i'm really happy for ben. Shoutout Redban for giving him the Secret Show, you could tell it meant a lot to him fr

  • @simpwithadollarsign9988
    @simpwithadollarsign9988 2 місяці тому +185

    Ben is one of my favorite bucket pulls every time he’s been pulled has been memorable. He takes the jokes well and keeps it moving, always shows an interesting wrinkle to him

    • @CalGcastglassnz
      @CalGcastglassnz 2 місяці тому +1

      Ben bankias?

    • @halfcabking
      @halfcabking 2 місяці тому +1

      Same

    • @CalGcastglassnz
      @CalGcastglassnz 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AtLeastMyDawgyLovesMe bahahahaha tight🤣

    • @brushtooth6636
      @brushtooth6636 2 місяці тому +5

      He is good for this format, every once in a month would be great I think

    • @GokusGoat
      @GokusGoat 2 місяці тому +2

      He’s getting better!!

  • @djtaitai
    @djtaitai 2 місяці тому +187

    The wine moms are gonna have a blast

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 2 місяці тому +12

      Wine mom here. Can confirm.

    • @hyperspaceelf
      @hyperspaceelf 2 місяці тому +20

      Wine mom here. Already drenched.

    • @Ukrainadian
      @Ukrainadian 2 місяці тому +19

      A total bean blast, hold the Starbucks coffee.

    • @TeacherTom1
      @TeacherTom1 2 місяці тому +9

      Tony blasting under the table the whole show

  • @MisbaAhmed-rt9lr
    @MisbaAhmed-rt9lr 2 місяці тому +379

    “Breaking Bed” - underrated joke of the night.

    • @jakethasnake3524
      @jakethasnake3524 2 місяці тому +2

      How?

    • @8YoHoJo
      @8YoHoJo 2 місяці тому +1

      Timestamp

    • @Eminent._one
      @Eminent._one 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jakethasnake3524do you know the show named breaking bad?

    • @khall187
      @khall187 2 місяці тому

      39:50

    • @jakethasnake3524
      @jakethasnake3524 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Eminent._one yeah, but calling a fat person breaking bed is hacky and lame, I'm trying to figure out what I'm missing.

  • @bloodcurdling3581
    @bloodcurdling3581 День тому

    Tony is hillarious! We don't appreciate his comments enough. The best part was that 47 years old cool guy with great metal voice

  • @Chillthough3
    @Chillthough3 2 місяці тому +59

    Ben Williams was hyped af for the Secret Show 😂what a legend

    • @WesternShine420
      @WesternShine420 2 місяці тому +3

      Yea man! Ben killed it! So happy for him he's such a character he's blossoming 🌸 💖 💓

  • @jmac636
    @jmac636 2 місяці тому +41

    30 minutes in and the show is solid so far. Even Hans Kim had a good set.

    • @beejereeno2
      @beejereeno2 2 місяці тому +1

      IKR? Such a good show. Even all the pulls were exceptional compared to most nights.

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 2 місяці тому +2

      Kim killed he just doesn't need to be on every week and get frazzled about it.

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 2 місяці тому +404

    No set from Ari Matti = I'm sad :(

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому +47

      He's off somewhere making big moves

    • @courybennett9957
      @courybennett9957 2 місяці тому +26

      He’s gonna be HUGE

    • @1kEZ
      @1kEZ 2 місяці тому

      @@courybennett9957huUUge

    • @Jassbusters
      @Jassbusters 2 місяці тому

      He was deported for terror crimes

    • @arlencarroll1964
      @arlencarroll1964 2 місяці тому +22

      Studying for citizenship test at home.

  • @yungyungin8903
    @yungyungin8903 2 місяці тому +10

    One of the best episodes i ever seen and not because of matt but because of the bucket pulls this show was great

  • @tristan_davis
    @tristan_davis 2 місяці тому +27

    Ben Williams redeeming himself with his freestyle made me happy

  • @Bandnamehere
    @Bandnamehere 2 місяці тому +284

    THE "OLD MAN" SCREAMING WAS THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT. HEAVY METAL FINALLY ON KILLTONY!!!!

    • @j666parker87
      @j666parker87 2 місяці тому +14

      He was my favorite of the night! I would love to hear his old band. I wanna hear his breakdowns.

    • @charlesgrigson6436
      @charlesgrigson6436 2 місяці тому +7

      He looks like dave foley's bastard brother

    • @MrGuitarforyou
      @MrGuitarforyou 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah that was awesome lol I’m literally gunna end up being that old guy. He said Hatebreed and I was like God of course he did lol. (My band gets compared to Hatebreed a lot) 😂

    • @DevinMcSalty
      @DevinMcSalty 2 місяці тому +1

      Almost as annoying as dubstep

    • @charlesgrigson6436
      @charlesgrigson6436 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Bandnamehere guy's only 47...that blew my mind

  • @dillon8188
    @dillon8188 2 місяці тому +47

    I’m just happy a lot of people got that Ernest Goes to Jail reference

  • @420
    @420 2 місяці тому +3

    48:50 omfgggg when Tony starts talking ebonics with Ernest! I'm dying!

  • @setyourhandle___
    @setyourhandle___ 2 місяці тому +47

    So cute of Tony and Matt to wear matching mustard colored outfits

    • @Nick.Yarbrough
      @Nick.Yarbrough 2 місяці тому +3

      Homage to Rogan's flowing, mustard blouse....

    • @setyourhandle___
      @setyourhandle___ 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Nick.Yarbrough someone gets it

    • @Nick.Yarbrough
      @Nick.Yarbrough 2 місяці тому

      @@setyourhandle___ 🐘☠️🪦

  • @Seriouspup
    @Seriouspup 2 місяці тому +301

    Tony being a complete savant of human knowledge from traveling so much yet never hearing of the Chicago bean is insane

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 2 місяці тому +11

      Yeah dude, that's the joke.

    • @shawnweber8524
      @shawnweber8524 2 місяці тому +2

      Also the fact he's never heard of Chocolate Rain.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 місяці тому

      I didn’t know what it was and I was sure nobody else did either but then the audience said otherwise. It’s a bean woooooo

    • @thelostsoul5531
      @thelostsoul5531 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shawnweber8524he probably has heard and forgot chocolate rain. Tay comments on whistlindiesel and other yt videos still. Adhd , alchohol, stress , and weed = little to no memory unless something really stands out.

    • @ColGesso
      @ColGesso 2 місяці тому

      It’s nothing worth knowing about, it has zero history and zero meaning.

  • @jphill11111
    @jphill11111 2 місяці тому +49

    Matt Rife looks like he didn’t get casted for Sandlot

  • @jiancordero
    @jiancordero 2 місяці тому +3

    That was Hans’ best set ever.

  • @ot5122
    @ot5122 2 місяці тому +195

    As much as I dislike Hans Kim and he’s never gotten more than a few small chuckles from me, that was the best minute he’s ever done

    • @Shinnnyu_
      @Shinnnyu_ 2 місяці тому +12

      Same and yet I still barely chuckled

    • @dominicmacias2651
      @dominicmacias2651 2 місяці тому

      It’s the same jokes he always does

    • @mato3362
      @mato3362 2 місяці тому +6

      he got writers now

    • @0SCJustJohn
      @0SCJustJohn 2 місяці тому

      Truth. That last joke was the bomb.

    • @stefanahmad6926
      @stefanahmad6926 2 місяці тому

      Ahhh I feel the absolute same way!

  • @ginomuzzalupo9795
    @ginomuzzalupo9795 2 місяці тому +124

    Tony not knowing what the Bean in Chicago is might have been my favorite part of the episode.

    • @svnfshmusic
      @svnfshmusic 2 місяці тому +3

      what’s the Bean in Chicago

    • @ginomuzzalupo9795
      @ginomuzzalupo9795 2 місяці тому +3

      @@svnfshmusic the biggest laugh is it’s just like the clitoris and he can’t find it. 😂

    • @nesagotbandz8197
      @nesagotbandz8197 2 місяці тому +4

      Makes sense 👀 bro isn’t familiar with any beans 😭

    • @6renden
      @6renden 2 місяці тому

      facts

    • @rockinblock5
      @rockinblock5 2 місяці тому

      @@svnfshmusiccalled the Cloud Gate, it’s a sculpture in Chicago that resembles a bean

  • @backtoobasics
    @backtoobasics 2 місяці тому +65

    From 15 people at the store to a 150k plus live viewers on the tube, congrats tony ,redban and crew

    • @NeonGutters
      @NeonGutters 2 місяці тому +1

      Only took ten years 😏

    • @backtoobasics
      @backtoobasics 2 місяці тому +1

      @@NeonGutters if you want to be good at anything it takes a minimum of 10 years.

  • @RCisMe64
    @RCisMe64 2 місяці тому

    This was one of the best episodes in a while! Great sets and fun vibes

  • @shawnstell9871
    @shawnstell9871 2 місяці тому +69

    How TF do you find out a comedian was on naked and afraid for two seasons and NOT go into it? Wtf. I have questions

    • @DegreelessnessMode
      @DegreelessnessMode 2 місяці тому +19

      He didn't say it on stage but Justin has had a dozen or more professional MMA fights as well. He's a wild dude with loads of stories.

  • @setyourhandle___
    @setyourhandle___ 2 місяці тому +246

    “ One of the highest ticket selling comedians in America .. Hans Kim “
    Might be the funniest thing Tony’s ever said

    • @jasonhoppe781
      @jasonhoppe781 2 місяці тому +14

      lol it’s true though! That’s why he’s not on every week anymore.

    • @divyjain123456
      @divyjain123456 2 місяці тому

      @@jasonhoppe781 Really ??

    • @LimitedCheetah
      @LimitedCheetah 2 місяці тому +20

      He also said everyone loves Kam

    • @joddog
      @joddog 2 місяці тому +28

      @@LimitedCheetahI mean he’s 20x better comedian than William Montgomery who just yells shit at people

    • @EliteWalkThroughs
      @EliteWalkThroughs 2 місяці тому +21

      @@jasonhoppe781 Never seen a special of him, and not gonna see it, the guy sucks.

  • @RocThaDon
    @RocThaDon 2 місяці тому +167

    I still don’t believe Tony is NOT gay🤣

    • @rickybobby2789
      @rickybobby2789 2 місяці тому +3

      Why do you think he’s BFFs with Rogan?

    • @pvtclennan
      @pvtclennan 2 місяці тому +28

      No one does, not even Tony.

    • @boofnasty4518
      @boofnasty4518 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rickybobby2789good one….. 😐

    • @FatalSensation
      @FatalSensation 2 місяці тому

      Isn't he married or has a girlfriend?

    • @Foundationsofgreatness
      @Foundationsofgreatness 2 місяці тому +10

      @@FatalSensationnot anymore. They’re divorced but still good friends. She’s remarried to someone else. Tony definitely dates women the question is just whether or not he also dates men. He’s not gay but he could be bisexual

  • @PercivalC
    @PercivalC 2 місяці тому +3

    Ernest seems like a great guy. Looking forward to seeing his next minute.

  • @user-ne9sd4ow1o
    @user-ne9sd4ow1o 2 місяці тому +135

    D's "What are you blind" to Tony not hearing Chocolate Rain before was the hardest i laughed all night 🤣

  • @dcb3_69
    @dcb3_69 2 місяці тому +30

    One of the best minutes from Han I’ve ever seen on this show. About fkn time dude

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa 2 місяці тому +3

      He murdered.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 2 місяці тому +4

      I wanted to hate it, but he made me chuckle

    • @jon7144
      @jon7144 2 місяці тому

      Same hack jokes spun differently as always.

    • @dcb3_69
      @dcb3_69 2 місяці тому

      @@jarnold1789 same haha

  • @benfitz6208
    @benfitz6208 2 місяці тому +245

    Hans Kim made me laugh more tonight than ever before

    • @miketko
      @miketko 2 місяці тому +10

      Ye. He’s better with breaks in between

    • @phil_ar
      @phil_ar 2 місяці тому +14

      I was about to say one of the best sets he's had in a while imo.

    • @jwhitaker84
      @jwhitaker84 2 місяці тому +18

      OK hans

    • @TeacherTom1
      @TeacherTom1 2 місяці тому +2

      Congratulations Hans

    • @muhammadadilcheema3811
      @muhammadadilcheema3811 2 місяці тому

      @@jwhitaker84😂

  • @pinotchick
    @pinotchick Місяць тому

    One of the best Kill Tony episodes I've watched. 👏 🎉😂

  • @MotocrossRider155
    @MotocrossRider155 2 місяці тому +28

    The band waiting with the instruments in their mouth while William was yelling is hysterical lmaoooo

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 2 місяці тому +45

    Look at how far Hans has come. That was a special type of minute set. That was good shit. He's come so far.

    • @sherlockshlome473
      @sherlockshlome473 2 місяці тому +3

      Literally just being misogynist all set is better than old Hans

    • @kevinyounger8773
      @kevinyounger8773 2 місяці тому +7

      Yes. Women suck. He wasn't just funny, he was accurate

    • @ScotteM
      @ScotteM 2 місяці тому +5

      A minute every week is very difficult. Alternating openers is good for everyone

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ScotteM🎯

    • @TeacherTom1
      @TeacherTom1 2 місяці тому +1

      Come on, Hans.

  • @rickybobby2789
    @rickybobby2789 2 місяці тому +58

    Tony and Matt color coded matching shirts, you know like a couple 🌈

  • @francoislemieux4727
    @francoislemieux4727 2 місяці тому +11

    Martin Philips (the handicap dude) is the real llife version of Jimmy from south park.

  • @42and0studios8
    @42and0studios8 2 місяці тому +71

    bro Matt is glowing when Tony tell's him his mom is a super fan lolllll I love it

  • @freedman3912
    @freedman3912 2 місяці тому +64

    Kam: Breathes.
    Tony: Wow! You did it again, Kam.

    • @beejereeno2
      @beejereeno2 2 місяці тому +4

      "Absolutely incredible!"

    • @lilchickenwing5896
      @lilchickenwing5896 2 місяці тому +5

      Idk I thought it was actually funny

    • @bluescorpion7
      @bluescorpion7 2 місяці тому +1

      He’s just not your type, and that’s ohkay bud

  • @Michael-bf1jn
    @Michael-bf1jn 2 місяці тому +12

    “Even d madness can see how light I am” was under appreciated, well done Todd

  • @garyjones3988
    @garyjones3988 2 місяці тому +1

    Hans came in LIKE A WRECKING BALL. I love it

  • @louiseiden3898
    @louiseiden3898 2 місяці тому +7

    Have to say this is one of my favorite episodes. Together with the Christina P. episode in Vulcan Gas Company.
    Still The #1 LIVE podcast in the world!
    Love you all!

  • @MrChadLedford
    @MrChadLedford 2 місяці тому +29

    Hans Kim was hilarious tonight. Gotta admit.

    • @BlazingNana
      @BlazingNana 2 місяці тому +4

      He was on top of his game, for sure!

    • @boredapathetic
      @boredapathetic 2 місяці тому +5

      best set by far from him and I dislike him normally

  • @MrMediina1
    @MrMediina1 2 місяці тому +819

    No wonder, Tony doesn’t take any Matt Rife slander. I Hope William Montgomery asks him if he’s a Comedian 🤣🤣

    • @mattjones6323
      @mattjones6323 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣

    • @Armor_Dillo
      @Armor_Dillo 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @talkingmoney4499
      @talkingmoney4499 2 місяці тому +64

      Matt ride is actually a funny dude and great at crowd work but you obviously dont have a sense of humor

    • @ericmontgomery420
      @ericmontgomery420 2 місяці тому +17

      Who fucking said that

    • @idkhehe658
      @idkhehe658 2 місяці тому +18

      I love how heated that dude got when he asked him that

  • @devinguy
    @devinguy 25 днів тому

    front to back, this episode is top-tier

  • @ThisDudeRiteHere
    @ThisDudeRiteHere 2 місяці тому +788

    Nothing worse than expecting MSG and getting Matt Rife 😅

    • @h.e.pennypacker4728
      @h.e.pennypacker4728 2 місяці тому +66

      Atleast MSG is old news and the others stopped spoiling it on their podcasts. The arena shows a sub par anyway, this was meant for a comedy club.

    • @complexend4133
      @complexend4133 2 місяці тому +57

      nothing dumber than expecting msg already

    • @h.e.pennypacker4728
      @h.e.pennypacker4728 2 місяці тому +72

      @@complexend4133 It was 3 weeks ago, not a dumb expectation.

    • @biggiebeats1490
      @biggiebeats1490 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@h.e.pennypacker4728 theyre not gonna post it on youtube 😂 someone needs to post the whole show and just do random zoom ins to not get copyrighted

    • @h.e.pennypacker4728
      @h.e.pennypacker4728 2 місяці тому +25

      @@biggiebeats1490 why wouldn’t they? It’s a podcast and it will be posted.