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  • @spiral8315
    @spiral8315 5 років тому +6275

    “I, like many people, have parents”
    The sad Batman in the corner made me laugh.

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface 5 років тому +109

      He looks offended and depressed at the same time

    • @omgcali
      @omgcali 5 років тому +41

      Ah Bruce Wayne... parent shot in an alley. * sniff * yay

    • @AATest100
      @AATest100 5 років тому +28

      0:02-0:03

    • @kbtabac6917
      @kbtabac6917 5 років тому

      When?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @imaqsa606
      @imaqsa606 5 років тому +15

      Lol i didnt notice that so i replayed that

  • @rscollects1590
    @rscollects1590 5 років тому +19385

    Jaden: you can hide anything in brownies
    FBI: interesting

    • @lengovanatalia
      @lengovanatalia 5 років тому +384

      Pot brownies

    • @littlelyt3725
      @littlelyt3725 5 років тому +75

      What

    • @Thecacodemomaniaccrow
      @Thecacodemomaniaccrow 5 років тому +405

      FBI:what about dead bodies

    • @rscollects1590
      @rscollects1590 5 років тому +339

      Jaden: ummm whos at the door!?!?
      FBI: *BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP *BUSTS THRO DOOR*
      JADEN: SEES GUN NANI MWVSDNCDJBWXJCKWGGSHS

    • @saritaluvsyou
      @saritaluvsyou 5 років тому +76

      Mk quaks her name is spelled JAIIIIIDEN

  • @ares_idk
    @ares_idk 6 років тому +23079

    I hide my depression in brownies.

    • @jan_Soje
      @jan_Soje 6 років тому +136

      Weener69 How?

    • @AmyB03
      @AmyB03 6 років тому +525

      Yo i need that recipe

    • @Jinx-iw6zb
      @Jinx-iw6zb 6 років тому +458

      Teach me sensei
      For real brownies are better than cocky attitude

    • @Schwups
      @Schwups 6 років тому +208

      same and then i eat my feelings away

    • @yoshii6434
      @yoshii6434 6 років тому +38

      I hate brownies

  • @fallenw1ngs
    @fallenw1ngs 9 місяців тому +473

    6:52 "i'm not a collector or anything"
    now: *has a shelf full of pokemon stuffies plus an infinite amount of cheekawa stuff*

    • @Funky_Formalities
      @Funky_Formalities 7 місяців тому +20

      And also Miku

    • @GrayWolfGaming829
      @GrayWolfGaming829 5 місяців тому +2

      OMG YES

    • @pax6833
      @pax6833 4 місяці тому +4

      This is the greatest amount of cope I've seen from a yter in quite awhile.

    • @PFnove
      @PFnove 4 місяці тому +3

      yeah that's normal
      i think
      like i don't collect stuff but sometimes i just see something and i *need* to get every single one of whatever i saw

    • @reeseroman9638
      @reeseroman9638 8 днів тому

      fr fr

  • @hailey3934
    @hailey3934 4 роки тому +6927

    “hun, just eat the friggin carrots”
    “don’t say frig”
    my favorite lines

    • @sillaybilly
      @sillaybilly 4 роки тому +102

      putting them together makes it more hehe funny

    • @vladtheimpaler3052
      @vladtheimpaler3052 4 роки тому +15

      Leam Tyler yes please don’t say friggin say friggen 😂

    • @theeyahnuns.7212
      @theeyahnuns.7212 4 роки тому +5

      Me to its soooooooooo funny

    • @dragontuberm8575
      @dragontuberm8575 4 роки тому +11

      "mom do u know where my Blaziken doll is I can't find it " I got rid of it " U WAT! that's my fav lines

    • @lilshoku
      @lilshoku 4 роки тому +5

      Wait why is "frig" a bad word? I do not speak english lol

  • @dragosfgv
    @dragosfgv 3 роки тому +1885

    3:43 as an asian, ill say that vegetables are enjoyable. its just how you cook it. if you're steaming or boiling plain vegetables everyday obviously the children won't like it. just stir fry your veggies in oil, chopped garlic, chopped shallots, soy sauce, salt and pepper. just add flavour to your veggies its simple.

    • @cliffsidekiller
      @cliffsidekiller 3 роки тому +73

      hell, one of my favourites that is simple to make is just melt some butter, add some salt, and stir fry some cabbage in it.
      Or most vegetables with oyster sauce, some of most mushrooms, and some rice wine (usually I use the Chinese Hua Tiao Jiu or Japanese Mirin, depending on how I want to adjust the taste. Mirin is a bit sweeter).
      Or stir frying potato leaf or kang kong with sambal, optionally you can add mortar and pestled dried shrimp to add flavour and texture.
      Add garlic and onion or shallots with any of those and you enhance them even more.

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 3 роки тому +26

      We would always melt butter in with our carrots or green beans, or corn. I know that kind of kills the pint of veggies, but it also depends on the type of butter you use. My mom always made sure we had a healthy amount of better butter on out=r veggies to make them taste better. I don't mind. I'll open a can of green beans and eat straight out of the can. For some reason though, I can't stand them fresh. I just...I'm used to eating green beans soft. Cauliflower also tastes amazing raw and dipped in ranch!

    • @empty9926
      @empty9926 3 роки тому +5

      Absolutely descusting l
      Ill gladly live off my deep fired fruit rollups and frosted covered big mack any day

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 3 роки тому +9

      I don’t really like cooked vegetables (especially carrots and broccoli) and I prefer to eat them raw, with ranch or melted cheddar cheese :p

    • @seanfrusciante
      @seanfrusciante 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah me too.

  • @josephsteward3166
    @josephsteward3166 3 роки тому +7165

    Mad respect to Jaiden’s parents for the reverse physiology to get her to eat more oatmeal. That’s a long play, parent level 11

    • @ewelinaczerczak8674
      @ewelinaczerczak8674 3 роки тому +10

      👁️👄👁️

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 3 роки тому +88

      Reverse Physiology...?

    • @josephsteward3166
      @josephsteward3166 3 роки тому +88

      @@Mr_Fish10 phycology, autocorrect strikes again🙄

    • @antibiotics514
      @antibiotics514 3 роки тому +27

      But oatmeal is good

    • @theend9016
      @theend9016 3 роки тому +35

      I was playing a game and someone said "I will use revrse psykoloji" 😭

  • @lonelypainter3629
    @lonelypainter3629 Рік тому +1538

    Many years later, Jaiden owns all pokemon plush in existence

  • @agrandma
    @agrandma 4 роки тому +3103

    “I, like many people have parents”
    Batman: Are you flexing on me or what

  • @rattledfilms
    @rattledfilms 5 років тому +2771

    Jaiden: I like most people have parents
    Spiderman: *I see I'm not wanted*

  • @Rosa-et1cv
    @Rosa-et1cv 2 роки тому +1758

    "I'm not a collector or anything, but..." *literally describes the motive of collectors*

    • @juuicebocks
      @juuicebocks 2 роки тому +4

      Happy 400 likes!!

    • @alarcon99
      @alarcon99 Рік тому +7

      Came here literally looking for this comment 😆

    • @minecramat_yt
      @minecramat_yt Рік тому +2

      ​@@alarcon99same

    • @tylerhighful7360
      @tylerhighful7360 10 місяців тому +1

      How are there only five reply’s?

  • @gregorysbiggestfan
    @gregorysbiggestfan 2 місяці тому +37

    4:15 7 years later and I FINALLY get this joke

    • @Da.spoode
      @Da.spoode 2 місяці тому +1

      Real ❤❤

    • @Idontknow-officially-yt
      @Idontknow-officially-yt 2 місяці тому +1

      What does it mean

    • @spookyruinsfest4936
      @spookyruinsfest4936 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Idontknow-officially-yt weed

    • @Idontknow-officially-yt
      @Idontknow-officially-yt 2 місяці тому

      @@spookyruinsfest4936 oh well i wasen't expecting that yeah true i have Heard that You can put weed on brownies, oh yeah thank You spookyruinsfest

    • @elijahamador5210
      @elijahamador5210 12 днів тому

      ​@Idontknow-officially-yt or some Walter white

  • @Natalie-qq7cy
    @Natalie-qq7cy 5 років тому +649

    Jaiden's mom: Let's have a "who can make the loudest carrot crunch?" competition!
    Jaiden and her brother: **are crunching carrots**
    *Asmr intensifies*

    • @VANKODUBZ
      @VANKODUBZ 5 років тому +4

      Little did they know one day would be worth thousands of dollars

    • @Yongxiang6623
      @Yongxiang6623 5 років тому +2

      Crunches 100 carrots 🥕

    • @chongoose_damoose9812
      @chongoose_damoose9812 5 років тому +3

      Me : Coloring my arm orange and crunching it

    • @commenteee7291
      @commenteee7291 5 років тому +1

      *plays the scene from that movie where a turtle crunched down on a stick*

  • @CosmicVin
    @CosmicVin 7 років тому +4796

    I cant wait to see how many rare plushes she is gunna get in the mail from us

    • @fuse_stxr4582
      @fuse_stxr4582 7 років тому +126

      too many

    • @raymondlu2162
      @raymondlu2162 7 років тому +86

      All of them....

    • @vanessagaul7034
      @vanessagaul7034 7 років тому +66

      her reasoning is so good and I love it

    • @blueblogger7373
      @blueblogger7373 7 років тому +21

      Cosmic Vin I will probably send one when my friend gets rid of his Blaziken

    • @PX3U
      @PX3U 7 років тому +4

      Cosmic Vin yeasssssss

  • @CookieLovar
    @CookieLovar 7 років тому +13154

    "I, like many people, have parents."
    *Batman pops up*

    • @beegee3709
      @beegee3709 7 років тому +317

      Dude, did you ever realize, how, like, everybody has parents?
      *Batman pops up*

    • @lightningdash3152
      @lightningdash3152 7 років тому +100

      Potato Gaming He has Alfred Atleast

    • @latersskaters
      @latersskaters 7 років тому +200

      Cookie Lovar
      He technically has parents, they're just dead

    • @aveoki9102
      @aveoki9102 7 років тому +30

      Lol because Bar man does not have parents

    • @jaxxrider9082
      @jaxxrider9082 7 років тому +43

      Alex And Ryan Plays hmm I have a theory that bar man is secretly Bruce Wiyne

  • @gauravsaran4838
    @gauravsaran4838 2 місяці тому +13

    6:43 was this foreshadowing- because the pokemon people litteraly sent her all the pokemon plushies😭

  • @honeymoonavenue444
    @honeymoonavenue444 4 роки тому +735

    Jaiden: **wins but gets sick**
    Also Jaiden: _I've won, but at what cost?_

  • @HarpscityIsHere
    @HarpscityIsHere 3 роки тому +3033

    jaiden: "i, like many people,have parents."
    95% of disney protagonists: "damn bro...right in the feels ): "

    • @GEXRGE
      @GEXRGE 2 роки тому +47

      Orphans:

    • @HarpscityIsHere
      @HarpscityIsHere 2 роки тому +64

      @@GEXRGE now realizing i could have said that, but i didn't want to roast orphans themselves, i guess, if it was even a roast. i'd rather roast a company

    • @spongmoid842
      @spongmoid842 2 роки тому +19

      and batman

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 2 роки тому +15

      *Technoblade has joined the game*

    • @Repsterr
      @Repsterr 2 роки тому +5

      and this became even more accurate after Reaching Out

  • @Elena-sq6zj
    @Elena-sq6zj 6 років тому +434

    Jaiden’s Mom : throws away a very precious Pokémon plush
    James’s Mom : keeps his first EVER comic

  • @nazimerodriguez991
    @nazimerodriguez991 7 місяців тому +25

    This single purchase turned into a hyper fixation that turned into a Pokemon Rank video 😂😂😂

  • @somethingstories-lazardist1065
    @somethingstories-lazardist1065 5 років тому +4978

    Jaiden: you can hide almost anything in brownies
    Me: **goes into oven and tries to bake myself in brownies to win at Hide And Seek**

  • @evelinrodriguez4368
    @evelinrodriguez4368 5 років тому +1028

    “I like many people have parents”
    All orphans: *Shade thrown*

    • @MK-hj9de
      @MK-hj9de 5 років тому +34

      *Batman:*

    • @cimbus4893
      @cimbus4893 5 років тому +14

      Batman shows up...

    • @anishthefish2439
      @anishthefish2439 5 років тому +16

      i mean orphans still technically have parents

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 5 років тому +6

      Batman: is that a personal attack or something?

    • @juno9058
      @juno9058 5 років тому +7

      @Shiloh Martin yes, yous was orphan

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 роки тому +706

    4:14 “Some people try other herbs” 💀
    I was _waiting_ for this joke, and I’m glad you delivered.

    • @toonistiny
      @toonistiny 2 роки тому +1

      what does it mean?

    • @graksucks
      @graksucks 2 роки тому +29

      @@toonistiny weed lol

    • @funequation6899
      @funequation6899 2 роки тому +1

      Same here lol

    • @funequation6899
      @funequation6899 2 роки тому

      Was waiting for the joke

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 роки тому +5

      @@toonistiny It’s, for some reason, a common thing to put marijuana in brownies.

  • @prudentlynathania
    @prudentlynathania Рік тому +112

    Can we appreciate that she brought her mom out to dinner? Such a great daughter ✨

  • @EmoWolfie69
    @EmoWolfie69 3 роки тому +280

    "I am not a collector. I just want to have as many as possible." ...that is the definition of a collector.

  • @scarletlight2763
    @scarletlight2763 4 роки тому +6326

    My dad once put broccoli in brownies and then told me and I was like “oh cool.” And I continued to eat them because chocolate is my life

  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf 5 років тому +1600

    "I, like most people, have parents"
    Disney: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

    • @astxroii286
      @astxroii286 5 років тому +5

      I dont understand..

    • @blueserpent562kim9
      @blueserpent562kim9 5 років тому +6

      @@astxroii286 Lion king and bambi for example

    • @sombified
      @sombified 5 років тому +3

      OMG I GET IT🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @moonie6698
      @moonie6698 5 років тому +4

      ChoccoCat ! If ya need an explanation a lot Disney characters don’t have parents...

    • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
      @ErikaLopez-po6bf 5 років тому +1

      @@Merziie I did not copy anybody. It just so happens that there was a comment simalar to mine. Im sorry if i offended you

  • @OliviaEnderle-d1h
    @OliviaEnderle-d1h 2 місяці тому +5

    2:04 My brother did something similar. He thought ranch was good on everything, even ice cream, so mom had him try it. He hated it but put on a smile and went, "MMMMMM!" Because he didn't want to admit defeat.

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 3 роки тому +1283

    "I like many people have parents."
    *There once was a boy named Harry...*

    • @Mewx2_dj
      @Mewx2_dj 3 роки тому +16

      DU DUN DUDA DUN

    • @eri7169
      @eri7169 3 роки тому +9

      KINGGH

    • @mew2.025
      @mew2.025 3 роки тому +17

      you see the batman in the corner at that part?

    • @Mewx2_dj
      @Mewx2_dj 3 роки тому +7

      @@mew2.025 yep

    • @claudiaosorio8705
      @claudiaosorio8705 3 роки тому +7

      So true tho

  • @destinyolivo1345
    @destinyolivo1345 5 років тому +3157

    Jaiden: Where’s my Pokémon doll???
    Mom: I got rid of it...
    Jaiden: ***Shocked Pikachu face***

  • @pikafan7
    @pikafan7 4 роки тому +810

    And since my mom's such a push over----And since my mom's so nice

  • @JAD1E
    @JAD1E Рік тому +16

    6:45 ahh jaidens new vid has her dream

  • @iyananunally3985
    @iyananunally3985 5 років тому +825

    *"No I DO NOT like the taste of this mush and I will not consume it NO MATTER WHAT YOU TELL ME! I will sit here with a pouty lip and arms crossed for all eternity in this highchair and when I die of starvation it will be your fault."*
    "Hun just eat the friggin carrots"

  • @shikshikk
    @shikshikk 3 роки тому +2062

    "I, like many people, have parents."
    Orphans: Yeah yeah, we get it, Jaiden.

  • @emmeaurelia7906
    @emmeaurelia7906 6 років тому +1494

    Jaiden is going to be a great mother:
    *hon, just eat the frickin carrots*

  • @lordcooler1703
    @lordcooler1703 Рік тому +2

    Oh geez, Jaiden, I'm glad I'm not the only one! When I was a kid, I freaking LOVED stuffed animals! I collected a whole bunch of them! Some that I remember owning were a black Labrador Retriever, a penguin with a scarf, a lioness, and one that I really loved was a white dog with brown ears and tail and a brown spot over his eye. Hence why as a kid I named him Spot. Unoriginal, I know.
    Spot was definitely my favorite when I was a kid. I would always sleep with him next to my pillow just so I could hug something soft and cuddly when I had a bad dream. Point is, as a kid I collected A LOT of stuffed animals.

  • @Ducklordjosh
    @Ducklordjosh 3 роки тому +980

    “Some people like other herbs”
    Mmmm yes, oregano brownies

    • @gabe-xd
      @gabe-xd 3 роки тому +23

      @@coyotix 😐

    • @nintendocaprimoon63
      @nintendocaprimoon63 3 роки тому +60

      The beautiful time when Jaiden made a weed joke and it flew under the radar

    • @CollisionPending
      @CollisionPending 3 роки тому +14

      Oregano is a standard reference to 420 materials 🤣🤣🤪🤪. Oregano brownies FOR THE WIN

    • @randomgamer4048
      @randomgamer4048 3 роки тому +19

      @@coyotix r/woooooosh

    • @theangrysuchomimus5163
      @theangrysuchomimus5163 3 роки тому +10

      @@coyotix No shit Sherlock

  • @samwit7804
    @samwit7804 4 роки тому +266

    “Brownies are good at hiding a lot of things actually!” Jaden says innocently

    • @Issac-b5h9l
      @Issac-b5h9l 4 роки тому +20

      It works pretty well! I’ve never seen my annoying neighbor ever since!

    • @Fuvallyartz
      @Fuvallyartz 4 роки тому +2

      Jaden?

    • @masterchef3288
      @masterchef3288 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, my friend said my dog ran away and gave me some brownies, kinda strange

    • @Dylanraptor
      @Dylanraptor 4 роки тому

      Like oh, you know innocent things, like a D E A D B O D Y!

    • @nanobean576
      @nanobean576 4 роки тому

      My school makes beetroot brownies and they taste amazing

  • @robinskyemckenzie5448
    @robinskyemckenzie5448 3 роки тому +369

    I love how you basically went "I want to start a collection and by that virtue, become a collector. Out of spite towards other collectors"

  • @Sleepdeprivedmenace1247
    @Sleepdeprivedmenace1247 Рік тому +9

    Your dream of getting all the Pokémon plushies will come true in 6 years

  • @dapyofficial
    @dapyofficial 7 років тому +4591

    Parents: You can't eat oatmeal for dinner
    Jaiden: yOu CaN't EaT oAtMeAl FoR dInNeR

    • @karasubirde
      @karasubirde 7 років тому +22

      cdn3.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/spongebob-mocking-meme.jpg

    • @georgemillward9706
      @georgemillward9706 7 років тому +4

      MintSummer 12126 Nice profile picture

    • @catception9880
      @catception9880 7 років тому +36

      dapy 'you can't have pizza for breakfast'
      'yOu CaN't HaVe PiZzA fOr BrEaKfAsT'

    • @dapyofficial
      @dapyofficial 7 років тому +37

      GAHHH JAIDEN LOVED MY COMMENT I CANT BREATE

    • @bibichejacky949
      @bibichejacky949 7 років тому

      dapy d

  • @potatofrenz3082
    @potatofrenz3082 4 роки тому +735

    "I don't care about your 'oatmeal is a breakfast food'. I like it and will eat it when I desire, just watch me!"
    ... I felt that.

    • @violetdagger2724
      @violetdagger2724 4 роки тому +9

      I mean, there are people who eat breakfast, me included. My family actually has this tradition where we default to eating cereal every Sunday.

    • @bexxa4837
      @bexxa4837 4 роки тому +4

      Breakfast is a social construct so just eat what you want when you want

    • @nayaa.9953
      @nayaa.9953 4 роки тому +5

      My mom eat oatmeal as breakfast, lunch, and dinner

    • @azayakafay1241
      @azayakafay1241 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 4 роки тому

      I haven't tried oatmeal before but it sounds good

  • @gemini_editz441
    @gemini_editz441 5 років тому +353

    Waiter: And would you like a side of green beans with that?
    Jaiden: *war flashbacks*

  • @oswaldovalley
    @oswaldovalley Рік тому +10

    7:00 you did it Jaiden from the past

  • @goroakechi5007
    @goroakechi5007 5 років тому +957

    “Some people try *other* herbs”
    heEHEE

    • @TrueConscript
      @TrueConscript 5 років тому +29

      W e e d

    • @Gorpolon
      @Gorpolon 5 років тому +17

      Vietnam flashbacks intensifies to WEED

    • @user-ug6pq5jb3h
      @user-ug6pq5jb3h 5 років тому +6

      love how we still comment on videos that were made years ago
      yes
      we are a good part of society
      drougs is a dont

    • @saltykylico
      @saltykylico 5 років тому +1

      .... hoo hoo

    • @vulpixcipher7583
      @vulpixcipher7583 5 років тому +4

      kokichi n0

  • @bastipasia9247
    @bastipasia9247 5 років тому +675

    Jaiden: Mom where’s my Blaziken pokedoll?
    Mom: I got rid of it
    Jaiden: *depression sounds*

    • @Golden_And_Friends
      @Golden_And_Friends 5 років тому +7

      Top 10 Most Sadly Moments In Anime

    • @atlaspoooog3615
      @atlaspoooog3615 5 років тому +3

      I searched it up and they are 400 dollars

    • @acookrez6150
      @acookrez6150 5 років тому

      I'm now going to save up for that and the new computer parts.

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 5 років тому +1

      Me: **grrr* that's my oras starter*

    • @RocketWeaponsGuy
      @RocketWeaponsGuy 5 років тому +1

      Im neurótic

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 5 років тому +617

    "And since my mom's such a pushover"
    *one spanking later*
    "And since my mom's so _nice_ "

    • @bobziggywho
      @bobziggywho 5 років тому

      i think i'm a meanie uhh I didn't mean to press reply

    • @dankdoge4860
      @dankdoge4860 5 років тому

      i think i'm a meanie subscribe to PewDiePie

    • @drown7536
      @drown7536 5 років тому

      * wow *

    • @trungbao2566
      @trungbao2566 5 років тому

      red car

    • @lanarules5900
      @lanarules5900 5 років тому

      i think i'm a meanie late eh?

  • @ella_the_frogg
    @ella_the_frogg Рік тому +8

    the fact that you can hide veggies in brownies is the EXACT reason why i make them myself lmao (so i know if there’s veggies in them 😂)

  • @gastii6613
    @gastii6613 4 роки тому +424

    Jaiden: "You can hide all sorts of veggies and nutrients in foods that you're more likely to eat."
    Me, the weird kid who actually likes vegetables: "Interesting."

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 4 роки тому +456

    "I want to collect as many rare pokedolls as i can find just because i'm not a collector."
    doesn't that make you a collector ?

  • @pudumako
    @pudumako 7 років тому +2232

    ''How about you just eat 3 more?''
    ''How about... 5?''
    This made me laugh so hard

    • @malaiqa7164
      @malaiqa7164 7 років тому +3

      Same

    • @akashagrant5951
      @akashagrant5951 7 років тому +4

      MarcoTheSafeKid SVTFOE love it

    • @boiledisles6937
      @boiledisles6937 7 років тому +13

      Marco....where....is.....STAR

    • @laurachristian8349
      @laurachristian8349 7 років тому +4

      MarcoTheSafeKid and you have 5 comments! ........ oh no 6😸

    • @rubenochoa7789
      @rubenochoa7789 7 років тому +2

      Jaiden I am not angry but u spent for four minutes talking about vegetables

  • @JVCchavesRoblox
    @JVCchavesRoblox 2 місяці тому +4

    1:23 I’m like this till this day…

  • @animosityreigns9932
    @animosityreigns9932 4 роки тому +706

    Jaiden: I, like most people, have parents...
    Dr. Doofenschmirtz: My parents never showed up on the day of my birth... lol

    • @Luke-mq7nj
      @Luke-mq7nj 4 роки тому +7

      It was neither of my parents showed up for my birth

    • @CaltheDeadMan
      @CaltheDeadMan 4 роки тому +10

      Also Dr. D: Welp, I guess i'm a hyena now!

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +7

      @@CaltheDeadMan Ocelot, actually. And that was much later.

    • @mimi-ix3fb
      @mimi-ix3fb 4 роки тому +5

      Wrong his mother showed up to his day of birth

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 4 роки тому +7

      @@mimi-ix3fb Logically, yes, she would have had to. I personally wonder, though, if Mrs Doofenshmirtz is even his biological mother, but I cannot prove that claim.

  • @user-qq5ew4rd4j
    @user-qq5ew4rd4j 5 років тому +650

    ”wait,did u make that contest just so we’ll eat more carrots?”
    haha....yea
    *top 10 anime betrayals*

  • @funniman6044
    @funniman6044 5 років тому +776

    4:15
    "Some people try other herbs"
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @ippeble_9268
      @ippeble_9268 5 років тому +12

      Like weed

    • @NoName-pz9ho
      @NoName-pz9ho 5 років тому +3

      Omg 🤣

    • @_Tundrra_
      @_Tundrra_ 5 років тому +2

      Oh my God

    • @christinewennerberg804
      @christinewennerberg804 5 років тому +3

      We literally learned in Health during the drug unit that some people put marijuana in cookies or brownies to disguise the taste.

    • @goodvxbes4310
      @goodvxbes4310 5 років тому +2

      Oh shi-

  • @prudentlynathania
    @prudentlynathania Рік тому +17

    I'm so glad that she had wonderful parents.

  • @taylorgrace1523
    @taylorgrace1523 3 роки тому +395

    "you can hide almost anything in brownies"
    *Don't tell the cops*

  • @ndjamwijxhhe
    @ndjamwijxhhe 4 роки тому +2119

    “I like many people have parents”
    *sad Harry Potter noises*

  • @eleanorking7149
    @eleanorking7149 5 років тому +293

    wash the dishes
    clean the house
    sell lemonade
    MaKe A dEaL wItH tHe UnDeRlOrD

    • @LimeyLemon
      @LimeyLemon 5 років тому +3

      Summon Satan via ritual *please stand by*

    • @dankdoge4860
      @dankdoge4860 5 років тому +1

      Eleanor King subscribe to PewDiePie

    • @Laila12386
      @Laila12386 5 років тому

      @@dankdoge4860 why? Oh yeah...

    • @dankdoge4860
      @dankdoge4860 5 років тому +1

      Laila the SMELLY don’t forget to subscribe to Jaiden too

    • @peachyblossoms.7799
      @peachyblossoms.7799 5 років тому

      Eleanor King it went 0 to 100 in a flash!

  • @noahH3379
    @noahH3379 Рік тому +8

    After 3 times watching this I never noticed the sad Batman 😂😂😂

  • @muddledgutslps
    @muddledgutslps 6 років тому +381

    "You can hide broccoli in brownies, black beans, some people try other herbs.."
    Me: MAGIC BROWNIES!

    • @cbthree1778
      @cbthree1778 6 років тому +3

      LpsWolfGirl you watch young don the sauce god too

    • @muddledgutslps
      @muddledgutslps 6 років тому

      Cb Three yea lol

    • @nonano4u791
      @nonano4u791 6 років тому

      LpsWolfGirl I know am late but do u watch YOUNG DON THE SAUCE GOD the magic brownies

    • @muddledgutslps
      @muddledgutslps 6 років тому

      John Rojas yes lol

    • @muddledgutslps
      @muddledgutslps 6 років тому

      Mommy Maire not medicine lmao 😂😂😂

  • @theOGhyliankirby
    @theOGhyliankirby 4 роки тому +525

    "I, like many people, have parents."
    Batman's just in the corner like... :(

  • @Annziyo
    @Annziyo 7 років тому +3017

    5:52 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

    • @ajathecat2038
      @ajathecat2038 7 років тому +3

      Triceratops Horridus I

    • @gio6166
      @gio6166 7 років тому +84

      Triceratops Horridus 5:52 Top 11 Anime Betrayals

    • @amb600cd0
      @amb600cd0 7 років тому +10

      carbs is my god

    • @mayawyatt8349
      @mayawyatt8349 7 років тому +2

      Triceratops Horridus a

    • @judgement-kazzy
      @judgement-kazzy 7 років тому +2

      Triceratops Horridus
      XD

  • @SllaaayyyybfdiX3
    @SllaaayyyybfdiX3 3 місяці тому +2

    0:03 poor batman 😭

  • @tqukos7530
    @tqukos7530 5 років тому +682

    "I, like many people, have parents."
    *My story animated has entered the chat*

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 років тому +24

      ACTUALLY HAPPENED has joined the game

    • @pomegranate10017
      @pomegranate10017 5 років тому +2

      Lol good one

    • @appledaily167
      @appledaily167 5 років тому +8

      My story animated and actually happened are so fake

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 років тому +6

      @@appledaily167 Yeah, that's the joke.

    • @reaps_isnt_real
      @reaps_isnt_real 5 років тому +1

      MysticalDuck thank you for not r/woooshing this poor apple

  • @annbreyfogle9212
    @annbreyfogle9212 5 років тому +225

    "and when i die of starvation it will be your fault" is now what i say to my parents every time they make something i dont like

    • @ahapainenpaavo6010
      @ahapainenpaavo6010 5 років тому +9

      Ann Breyfogle Please don't. It's disrespectful.

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 5 років тому +8

      @@ahapainenpaavo6010 I think they were joking but yeah I agree with you.

    • @ahapainenpaavo6010
      @ahapainenpaavo6010 5 років тому +2

      John Laurens, The OBSESSED HAMILTON FAN! Yes. I hope so. :)

  • @nathanwithrow35
    @nathanwithrow35 3 роки тому +3199

    "Mom, I don't want any more carrots."
    "How about, just three more."
    "How about..... Five."
    That's actually hilarious 🤣

    • @waffletop1018
      @waffletop1018 3 роки тому +26

      I was going to like but the amount of likes is perfect (in case anyone ruins it, it was 101)

    • @nathanwithrow35
      @nathanwithrow35 3 роки тому +10

      @@waffletop1018 perfect number.

    • @doodleanddawdle7279
      @doodleanddawdle7279 3 роки тому +5

      Mef

    • @waffletop1018
      @waffletop1018 3 роки тому +1

      @@doodleanddawdle7279 bruh

    • @thesockface8159
      @thesockface8159 3 роки тому +6

      That sadistic fuck decided a game to make people eat carrots

  • @AlianaMerriam
    @AlianaMerriam Рік тому +20

    "I was willing to wash the dishes, clean the house, (make a deal with the underlord), sell lemonade"
    love how she went from making a deal with the underlord to "sell lemonade" in under a second

  • @ViolexiaTnT
    @ViolexiaTnT 4 роки тому +815

    "That's a tangent for another video."
    I been waiting 3 years, Jaiden.

    • @ViolexiaTnT
      @ViolexiaTnT 4 роки тому +18

      @Afonso Topa *grabs onto tree branch*

    • @jesperaung8592
      @jesperaung8592 4 роки тому +7

      She made a video about her anorexia in the face reveal video she made. That should provide some context

    • @ViolexiaTnT
      @ViolexiaTnT 4 роки тому +1

      @@jesperaung8592 Oh, no, yeah I watched that video when it came out.

    • @ViolexiaTnT
      @ViolexiaTnT 4 роки тому +6

      @@jesperaung8592 I was kinda looking forward to a 10 minute rant video about protein and veganism XD

    • @jesperaung8592
      @jesperaung8592 4 роки тому +3

      @@ViolexiaTnT Oh

  • @katelynandemily8514
    @katelynandemily8514 7 років тому +226

    “OH MY FRIG”
    “don’t say frig”

    • @pip5224
      @pip5224 7 років тому

      lemon MSP Lol

    • @crosbythew0lf835
      @crosbythew0lf835 7 років тому

      Yeah its not family friendly pg clean

    • @26elyon
      @26elyon 7 років тому

      I died.

    • @vvillivs
      @vvillivs 7 років тому

      lemon MSP lol gg

    • @emelia8459
      @emelia8459 7 років тому

      My mom everyday of my life

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 5 років тому +335

    "I want to have as many rare pokedolls as I can just because I'm not a collector."
    Jaiden i think that makes you a collector

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 років тому +14

      That makes her a dragon

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 5 років тому +1

      but she has always liked them. i like pokemon and have a billion cards but im gonna sell em for money. when they are rare.

    • @torpidgeneticist6903
      @torpidgeneticist6903 5 років тому

      @@lipeater4443 -cough cough - *COLLECTOR.* -cough -

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 5 років тому +1

      @goblin. z im a hoarder who sells whats valuable

  • @skeletonstudios5091
    @skeletonstudios5091 Рік тому +8

    5 years later Pokemon sends her all of their plushies

  • @MnemonicHorse
    @MnemonicHorse 6 років тому +970

    I was the weird child who absolutely friggin *loved* broccoli and carrots and peas and things. My parents never had to trick or force me to eat vegetables.

    • @justilky9936
      @justilky9936 6 років тому +9

      Same

    • @oof.cheerios294
      @oof.cheerios294 6 років тому +10

      Mnemonic_Horse Same. To this day I love vegetables.

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 6 років тому +9

      Mostly same. My parents tried to trick me into eating mushrooms. Once my mom tried telling me, "They're beef-flavored tofu," but my dad upped that jig immediately, and to be ornery, I acted totally okay with it. Just to annoy my mom. It worked. I've liked mushrooms ever since (off and on).

    • @reversedrivers8432
      @reversedrivers8432 6 років тому +5

      broccoli is my life

    • @sharon-gm3ih
      @sharon-gm3ih 6 років тому +2

      Same

  • @skykitty9342
    @skykitty9342 5 років тому +188

    "Wash the dishes"
    "Clean the house"
    "Make a deal with the under lord"
    "sell lemonade"

    • @GS-cx6sz
      @GS-cx6sz 5 років тому

      SkyKitty it was make a deal with the under lord

    • @skykitty9342
      @skykitty9342 5 років тому

      GSPlatinum Vlogs that still doesn't make it normal 😅 I'll change it though

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 5 років тому +2

      i would sacrifice my soul to satan
      thats a joke im christian

    • @jasonderes9877
      @jasonderes9877 5 років тому +1

      sounds like a regular Sunday to me

    • @big_d_jesus-kun6986
      @big_d_jesus-kun6986 5 років тому +1

      One of them doesn’t seem like the others.....I got my eyes on that lemonade...

  • @apolly125
    @apolly125 3 роки тому +2688

    “I, like many people, have parents.” *batman shows up

  • @composerbeef
    @composerbeef 2 місяці тому +1

    "I'm not a collector of pokedolls, but I want to have all the rare pokedolls". Okay, who's gonna tell her?

  • @fruit4323
    @fruit4323 3 роки тому +413

    "I, like many people have parents"
    Batman: *why are we still here... just to suffer..?*

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +15

      There once was a boy named Harry....

    • @unknown21708
      @unknown21708 3 роки тому +4

      I thought i was the only one that saw that

    • @theredribbon4194
      @theredribbon4194 3 роки тому +7

      Harry…*inhale*… DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

    • @maxmax8078
      @maxmax8078 3 роки тому

      hhahhahahhhaha

    • @gemimanewcombe6640
      @gemimanewcombe6640 2 роки тому

      Why you do Batman like that

  • @ricky.888
    @ricky.888 7 років тому +368

    "Oh my frigg!"
    (from a distance) "Don't say frigg"

    • @amanlymale2865
      @amanlymale2865 7 років тому +2

      Ricky roll Hahah

    • @laindenjohnson9295
      @laindenjohnson9295 7 років тому +4

      Ricky roll yesss im not the only one who laughed

    • @dolfingamez1434
      @dolfingamez1434 7 років тому +6

      Ricky roll I read your comment right as that part happened

  • @user-ev6ln1gp2l
    @user-ev6ln1gp2l 5 років тому +1566

    Since jaiden won the mr beast battle royale now she can buy the plushies

    • @narutodoggo3523
      @narutodoggo3523 5 років тому +9

      Ian Fallas yessssssssss! IKR

    • @mo.c7517
      @mo.c7517 5 років тому +26

      She got one ages ago

    • @narutodoggo3523
      @narutodoggo3523 5 років тому +8

      Drflyro ok but like a bunch of rare ones not just the specific ones she wanted

    • @washingmachinegaming6391
      @washingmachinegaming6391 5 років тому +3

      @@narutodoggo3523 I'ma do more s than u *yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

    • @narutodoggo3523
      @narutodoggo3523 5 років тому +1

      WashingMachineGaming well played jk.....yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @individualcheerio
    @individualcheerio 7 місяців тому +1

    I’ve been a HUGE Jaiden fan since I was like, 10 ish, and I’m just going on a little rewatch of her old content, since I used to watch this so much. This video came out when I was 10, I’m 17 now, and I *just now* got the “other herbs” in the brownies joke, and I seriously feel like I’ve come full circle with her content in general, because I so VIVIDLY remember seeing that clip here as a like, 11 year old, and not understanding it!

    • @Blackfedoraowner
      @Blackfedoraowner 6 місяців тому

      Nice story! I wish I started watching Jaiden’s content sooner, only really starting a few months ago. I have obviously known about it for a while, but didn’t really watch many of her videos. I like it when I see OG’s of channels sharing their experiences (especially when they seem legitimate and not fake).

  • @Uncle_Hargle
    @Uncle_Hargle 4 роки тому +703

    “You can hide broccoli in brownies, black beans in brownies, other kinds of *herbs...”*
    JAIDEN NO

  • @TheSkittlesOwner
    @TheSkittlesOwner 3 роки тому +701

    Jaiden: Hey, I like stuffed animals, and I like pokemon
    Ad: AMAZON

  • @pudorin5505
    @pudorin5505 5 років тому +1313

    Jaiden: I like many people have parents
    *_BATMAN HAS LEFT THE CHAT_*

    • @bubblesoda2844
      @bubblesoda2844 5 років тому +7

      @Lucien Salinas UA-cam does that sometimes

    • @GabrielleDisaster
      @GabrielleDisaster 5 років тому +1

      xXJessicaXx gacha And spiderman

    • @lil_wolfy1015
      @lil_wolfy1015 5 років тому +4

      you copied

    • @pearlescen
      @pearlescen 5 років тому

      I saw that in the corner too XD

    • @catgirl3062
      @catgirl3062 5 років тому +3

      Lil_Wolfy 10 we live in a world full of copycats
      Get over it

  • @EmilyAndFamilia
    @EmilyAndFamilia 3 місяці тому +1

    0:02 batman in the corner 😂

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 5 років тому +405

    “Some people try.. other herbs..”
    Me: CHRIS! IS THAT A WEED?

  • @Liz-fy9re
    @Liz-fy9re 5 років тому +448

    *Cuz everyone else is a scrub*
    - Smol Jaiden

  • @IntergalacticPotato
    @IntergalacticPotato 5 років тому +343

    "I like stuffed animals, and I like Pokemon."
    Me *_kinda_* summed up in one quote.

    • @appledaily167
      @appledaily167 5 років тому

      That’s sad

    • @appledaily167
      @appledaily167 5 років тому

      Brady Gretzky
      If that’s all you enjoy I life then that’s sad

    • @appledaily167
      @appledaily167 5 років тому

      Brady Gretzky
      Kids his age should like sports and learning and friends and other video games

    • @funy1227
      @funy1227 5 років тому

      @@appledaily167 that's not all he enjoys lol

    • @appledaily167
      @appledaily167 5 років тому

      YourMemePresciption
      He said summed up in one quote

  • @MollyFrench-j2s
    @MollyFrench-j2s 3 місяці тому

    The look on “some people try other herbs” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @goommooster7572
    @goommooster7572 4 роки тому +257

    “And since my mom’s such a pushover-”
    **PLEASE STAND BY**
    “And since my mom’s so nice,”

  • @payita6931
    @payita6931 6 років тому +403

    0:03 OMG Batman in the cornner im dying

  • @joeytoro6967
    @joeytoro6967 7 років тому +317

    "I, like many people, have parents"
    *batman appears in the corner*

  • @M__edits
    @M__edits Рік тому +2

    “I, like many people, have parents”
    Orphans: “Let me introduce myself”

  • @luigis6094
    @luigis6094 7 років тому +3299

    HAPPY B-DAY MOM ANIMATIONS

    • @Samunderscoree
      @Samunderscoree 7 років тому +10

      Luigi S
      wat.

    • @carrotjuice2354
      @carrotjuice2354 7 років тому +102

      *"mom animations"* im crying

    • @rstuio
      @rstuio 7 років тому +88

      Luigi S I'm so sure her whole family's surname is Animations. it's a proven fact.

    • @volthart2248
      @volthart2248 7 років тому +3

      Clickco nun nnnnnnnn nnnnnnn nnnnn,non,nbnb

    • @volthart2248
      @volthart2248 7 років тому +1

      Clickco nnibn,

  • @rsagana
    @rsagana 7 років тому +3539

    You can hide broccoli in brownies,
    You can hide black beans in brownies,
    You can hide *dead bodies* in brownies....
    Thanks for the life tips Jaiden.....

    • @ganjamon5027
      @ganjamon5027 7 років тому +33

      rsagana I'm eating tacos and tacos are from Mexico.I came to the conclusion you're a racist

    • @slade8905
      @slade8905 7 років тому +16

      I thought another herb was umm I don't know if you can report this but I thought tobacco 🤐

    • @usha9814
      @usha9814 7 років тому +3

      rsagana yay 50th Like...I RUULE

    • @cdz3210
      @cdz3210 7 років тому +32

      rsagana weed. Weed brownies

    • @williamdadson193
      @williamdadson193 7 років тому +9

      rsagana pussy brownies

  • @user-no9gf2rt8g
    @user-no9gf2rt8g 7 років тому +264

    Jaiden’s Aunt: why don’t you eat three more
    Her cousin: how about... five
    Jaiden’s Aunt: hmmmmm well okay
    On her cousin’s plate: *only has 4 carrots*
    Me: well played

    • @emaduddinahmed2588
      @emaduddinahmed2588 7 років тому +1

      Good one

    • @simwm
      @simwm 7 років тому +2

      Me:how about 99999999991999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @hazzelzyzie4556
      @hazzelzyzie4556 7 років тому

      I have never ate a carrot and im nine...

    • @sk00rz-was-taken
      @sk00rz-was-taken 7 років тому

      *hmmmmmm*

  • @Agata_Ln
    @Agata_Ln 7 місяців тому +1

    Jaiden: Now my parents wont look at me weird when i eat oatmeal for dinner!
    Jaiden litellary 5 seconds later: I will eat it when i want to. Watch me!

  • @NoNo-qn9po
    @NoNo-qn9po 5 років тому +256

    Jaiden “I, like many people, have parents.”
    Batman in the corner: *yes, hi.*

  • @emmamahoney4844
    @emmamahoney4844 7 років тому +159

    “Make a deal with the underlord” 😂 I’m dying 😂

  • @jinnieboard8313
    @jinnieboard8313 4 роки тому +142

    Jaiden: *eats a lot of green beans*
    a few minutes later...
    Also Jaiden: I won....but at what cost?

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi Рік тому +4

    “I love stuffed animals”
    “Still *kinda* are”
    Kinda…hah