How is Twitter free? #22

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @subscribetoinstantlydie991
    @subscribetoinstantlydie991 5 років тому +998

    Why is Twitter free?
    *Top 10 questions science cannot answer*

    • @r3d_488
      @r3d_488 5 років тому +10

      10,000 subs with no videos Wendy’s: because ads

    • @DyzioThingsGang
      @DyzioThingsGang 5 років тому +6

      Who needs scientists when we have Wendy’s

    • @deedeedont5263
      @deedeedont5263 5 років тому +3

      because ads

    • @forcxd2
      @forcxd2 5 років тому +2

      When is twitter free?

    • @wafflestream9564
      @wafflestream9564 5 років тому +1

      Because ads

  • @lyssatanner9040
    @lyssatanner9040 5 років тому +191

    Antivax kid: level up to 4
    Also antivax kid: *dies at age 4*

  • @wallyy4331
    @wallyy4331 5 років тому +331

    7:50 thats legit me rn at 8pm on a sunday wtf

  • @loukianos6328
    @loukianos6328 5 років тому +384

    Hey... Y-y-you know?.. In my country...
    *_THE ICE CREAM MACHINE ALWAYS WORKS?_*

    • @user-qk8dt3hu8p
      @user-qk8dt3hu8p 5 років тому +25

      Y-y-you know your lucky

    • @loukianos6328
      @loukianos6328 5 років тому +11

      @@death4014-games i think youre on acid

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +5

      @@loukianos6328
      You. I like you, are you from argentina or sumthin?

    • @loukianos6328
      @loukianos6328 5 років тому +2

      @@TheeNero nop

    • @NootInABoot
      @NootInABoot 5 років тому +4

      DeadlyMffin N- N- NANI???

  • @psynom9747
    @psynom9747 5 років тому +185

    Can you please use dark mode? So I can watch at night

    • @kimmy8547
      @kimmy8547 4 роки тому +5

      joju 死 why are you only able to use dark mode at night

    • @vanik1505
      @vanik1505 4 роки тому +5

      @@kimmy8547 'cause it's dark mode duh!

    • @kimmy8547
      @kimmy8547 4 роки тому +2

      vani kaushik I meant why can’t you use light mode at night

    • @vanik1505
      @vanik1505 4 роки тому

      @@kimmy8547 it was a JOKE 😑😑
      Light mode- during day
      Dark mode- for night

    • @angeliqueramos964
      @angeliqueramos964 4 роки тому +2

      Tbh using light mode flippin hurts mah eyes

  • @ginoo75
    @ginoo75 5 років тому +79

    0:30 That's my birthday, thanks pal I appreciate it

    • @vexxcon8125
      @vexxcon8125 4 роки тому

      And we're already in march 2020
      i wanna go back to 2019 :(

  • @mrlonely911
    @mrlonely911 5 років тому +10

    1:09 I love how blatantly relatable this is

  • @lordminatogaming3281
    @lordminatogaming3281 5 років тому +47

    The Duolingo memes are my favorite

  • @blownate3072
    @blownate3072 5 років тому +54

    The best thing on Sunday’s always brights my day up
    Holy fuck daddy fainted hearted it !!!

  • @AtaIantae
    @AtaIantae 5 років тому +16

    2 best series of all time
    1. Making rappers broke in photoshop
    2. How is twitter free

  • @vahidakonigin4839
    @vahidakonigin4839 5 років тому +44

    Room temperature water is great...
    When your room is cold

  • @uoppsdnpnun5004
    @uoppsdnpnun5004 5 років тому +15

    I really wanted him to answer with *ad revenue* at 6:00

  • @teelel3699
    @teelel3699 5 років тому +12

    3:16 It's ok, we couldn't even tell the difference

  • @chaxxity
    @chaxxity 5 років тому +1

    3:52 ‘Yo buzz him in dude’
    *Loud buzzing dubstep*

  • @wilbursootsimp_271
    @wilbursootsimp_271 5 років тому +23

    So i went to a roller rink and asked for a *_cup of ice_* and they told me that
    T H E I R O U T O F I C E.

    • @Matasuh
      @Matasuh 5 років тому +3

      I got an uber but he said
      I L O S T M Y C A R.

    • @lillywolf7364
      @lillywolf7364 5 років тому +1

      *theyre

    • @rileybloom374
      @rileybloom374 4 роки тому

      LillyWolf *they’re

  • @VxmpTxxn
    @VxmpTxxn 5 років тому +6

    McDonald’s workers:sorry the ice cream machine is broken
    McDonald’s workers after work:hey man how much ice cream u want?

  • @vexxcon8125
    @vexxcon8125 4 роки тому +3

    0:30
    We're already on March 11th, 2020
    Couldn't have been more true.

  • @purelyasap7467
    @purelyasap7467 5 років тому +168

    What if Twitter is paid because of Daddy fainted

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 5 років тому +1

      old joke but, ok

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend 5 років тому +3

      @@snay6869 that comma is in the wrong place and it bothers the hell out of me

    • @purelyasap7467
      @purelyasap7467 5 років тому +1

      SnaY old grammatical error but ok!

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 5 років тому

      @@attainascend lol my choice wherever I put my commas. Writing english has some flexibility niga. It's grammatically correct.

    • @Matasuh
      @Matasuh 5 років тому +1

      ,well, okay,

  • @nathaneabbott
    @nathaneabbott 4 роки тому +2

    Math teachers when you don’t understand a subject after 2 minutes of learning it be like: 0:40

  • @pansexualprophecy7045
    @pansexualprophecy7045 5 років тому +8

    8:41 whenever my foot does that, it just bounces back up and I continue walking like normal

  • @m6toii
    @m6toii 5 років тому +68

    How is watching Fainted free? #1

    • @callmevee770
      @callmevee770 3 роки тому

      uh- there was 69 likes but i sorta ruined it..

    • @puussh
      @puussh 3 роки тому

      @@callmevee770 ur not alone :( U RUINED THE EPIC 69

  • @luistong3814
    @luistong3814 5 років тому +21

    "My phone be $150 Apple sells I phone $1000 now who is the real victim me or apple" said Souja boi

  • @mysklix6879
    @mysklix6879 5 років тому +9

    when you realise why is twitter free is comin out on sunday, but then you also realise you are in australia and they come out on monday:
    :(

  • @Guac4Lif3
    @Guac4Lif3 5 років тому +41

    Wendy's was right, it just all ads up

    • @Matasuh
      @Matasuh 5 років тому

      Wow thats so
      Admirable

  • @Sunny-rx9cp
    @Sunny-rx9cp 4 роки тому

    6:27
    Alex: everything *turns hand to fist*
    James:*DEMON NOISES*

  • @agshauydjagdhadgs6378
    @agshauydjagdhadgs6378 5 років тому +13

    0:03
    _Top 10 Epic Gamer Moments_

  • @alissawilliams3435
    @alissawilliams3435 5 років тому +2

    4: 04 yo, vanilla milkshake is where it at, where yo taste buds cuz they obviously ain’t there

  • @eminemfanboy12
    @eminemfanboy12 4 роки тому +3

    tweet at 0:30 predicted the future ig lol

  • @BrAtZMMO
    @BrAtZMMO 5 років тому +3

    Low key wish these episodes were longer 😩

  • @enderwormst6743
    @enderwormst6743 5 років тому +3

    0:20 CALL ME CORSON OMG

  • @jerrytool8777
    @jerrytool8777 5 років тому +2

    I have to be the luckiest man in the world because I have never been told “Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken right now.”

  • @asaapss
    @asaapss 5 років тому +34

    Daddy fainted

  • @Red-mq5ne
    @Red-mq5ne 3 роки тому +1

    That moment when your teeth is so sensitive to the point where you can't drink hot or cold things, you prefer room temperature water over everything else: 🌝

  • @monni6718
    @monni6718 5 років тому +15

    Question still remains...
    How much money did Kevin win??

    • @hassanfarah1
      @hassanfarah1 4 роки тому

      5k (btw there’s a comment explaining how kev got his money)

  • @AEtherealGoddess
    @AEtherealGoddess 5 років тому +4

    6:08 ALEX AND JAMES MARRIOT WHAT ARE YOU GOING HERE.

  • @okwow7617
    @okwow7617 5 років тому +1

    * SCREAMING GRANDPA INTENSIFIES *

  • @fivehundredlux
    @fivehundredlux 5 років тому +13

    I gave it back don’t worry but I went through his messages and......???

  • @aviimenace4176
    @aviimenace4176 5 років тому +3

    Daddy fainted never fails to make me smile!

  • @selenageary9029
    @selenageary9029 5 років тому +1

    Fainted laughing at ImAllexx is everything

  • @clonezy7800
    @clonezy7800 5 років тому +1

    “mY sOn DiEd aT lEVEl 7..”
    “Oh.”

  • @zachhiebert6490
    @zachhiebert6490 5 років тому +1

    Actually my fav vids on UA-cam

  • @yu4233
    @yu4233 5 років тому +2

    “I respect the hustle “

  • @rikiishitoru8885
    @rikiishitoru8885 5 років тому +3

    Twitter costs your soul

  • @toranrg5567
    @toranrg5567 5 років тому

    Man come on uploading at 1 in the morning when I should be asleep thanks for making me staying up to watch my favourite series on UA-cam

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +2

    My current status: I’m watching a guy read tweets out to me

  • @xlilcdrip
    @xlilcdrip 5 років тому +29

    She said do you love me
    I tell her I am farting

    • @theinfluencer2109
      @theinfluencer2109 5 років тому +4

      @@blankprofilepic2928 only people with a high IQ will by the joke, sorry you don't fit in

    • @Gachaguy24-g9h
      @Gachaguy24-g9h 5 років тому

      Blank Profile pic wtf

  • @lexxrppp1
    @lexxrppp1 5 років тому +1

    that gucci looks like the bag my mom carries beach toys in when we go to florida 💀

    • @callmevee770
      @callmevee770 3 роки тому

      oh same but.. uh.. not when we go to Florida it's when we go anywhere..

  • @cheesecakemcgee3638
    @cheesecakemcgee3638 5 років тому

    My late mother, Maya Hall, died from complications associated with hepatitis C. She left behind a duplex, a Ford Mustang, and cash assets of $145,685. Due to my age, the duplex and Ford Mustang were auctioned off for $263,859. I inherited everything.

  • @soupsquare
    @soupsquare 5 років тому +3

    9:06 I’m here boys
    🤠

  • @tawhidchoudhury1168
    @tawhidchoudhury1168 5 років тому +1

    6:24 the arrgghhhh made me laugh

  • @Randomee
    @Randomee 5 років тому

    Watching this during a sandstorm lmao

  • @magnusolden
    @magnusolden 5 років тому

    Bro im overflooding with epicness!

  • @windexguzzler9893
    @windexguzzler9893 5 років тому

    0:55
    Idk why, but I just randomly got a flashback of playing wipeout on the Xbox 360 with the Kinect

  • @hikari4428
    @hikari4428 5 років тому +1

    Nobody:
    Ninja: *_so much epicness_*

  • @FinalRevive
    @FinalRevive 5 років тому

    3:53 thanks for the warning

  • @phillipkristoffercuizon4291
    @phillipkristoffercuizon4291 5 років тому

    Damn im binge watching this series right now

  • @user-qd2et8ib3y
    @user-qd2et8ib3y 5 років тому +1

    *how am I not subscribed to you yet when I’ve watched every episode*

    • @gorjvn
      @gorjvn 5 років тому

      Same, just subbed

  • @theinfernophoenix2835
    @theinfernophoenix2835 5 років тому

    I have never gone to a mcdonalds with a broken icecream machine

  • @jyn6707
    @jyn6707 5 років тому +2

    duolingo comin after twitter, cuz they both birds

  • @saatananaasi2015
    @saatananaasi2015 5 років тому +2

    Everytime you say ”how is twitter free?” I hear ” house titter fee”

  • @bleszedcorze792
    @bleszedcorze792 5 років тому +1

    2 in the morning anf im legit just binge watching all these videos

  • @hollaholla7375
    @hollaholla7375 5 років тому

    3:35 you can tell he forgot the animals name lmao

  • @GreyPetro
    @GreyPetro 5 років тому

    One time, I went to Mcdonalds, and the ice cream machine WASN'T broken. I had to walk in rain though.

  • @error7116
    @error7116 5 років тому +9

    I’m not even a adult and I’ve always drank room temperature water

  • @arkrunkoperit8369
    @arkrunkoperit8369 5 років тому +2

    We just not gonna accept the fact racc was in this compilation

  • @Urban-
    @Urban- 5 років тому +1

    Nobody:
    Fainted:*explains the meme*
    Me: Damm might as well explain the whole fucking history of the world*
    *Random cursed MLG noises*

  • @UnfunnyFigs
    @UnfunnyFigs 5 років тому

    Fortnite Ninja Blevins has too much epicness

  • @nataliaherner3243
    @nataliaherner3243 5 років тому +1

    3:05. I spoke to many politicians in Poland and now are motto is “when you make a mistake come to Poland and drink the finest vodka it will wash all your problems away it even helped us when nearly all of Europe wanted to end our country” And no vodka is not from Russia they just steel are ideas and I should stop now cuz I like ranting.

  • @eveemp
    @eveemp 5 років тому +1

    8:38
    same. every single damn day.

  • @jesserutledge6260
    @jesserutledge6260 4 роки тому

    Just liked, subscribed, and turned on Notis with my nose.

  • @statixhimom241
    @statixhimom241 5 років тому

    7:03 I honestly thought that was a child but when I realized it was a dog I was very amazed

  • @bigfootchaser7136
    @bigfootchaser7136 5 років тому

    My favorite series on the internet

  • @jacobthorrington6369
    @jacobthorrington6369 5 років тому +2

    “I don’t grow older I level up”
    DEPRESSED DAD:So that means my son died on level 4
    ME:HaHa noob

    • @nexus8516
      @nexus8516 5 років тому

      Wooaaaah how did you get so funny?

  • @Tony-tv8ux
    @Tony-tv8ux 5 років тому

    How do you not have any more subs, literly I just found out about this channel today, and it takes a lot for me to subscribe to somebody,but somehow you managed to do it in one day

  • @justin_izzchilly4330
    @justin_izzchilly4330 5 років тому

    Guys help duo has me locked in his basement

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 4 роки тому

    It's a beach bag I think... we've got a bag just like that for our "water events"

  • @ravendraws
    @ravendraws 5 років тому

    A GREEN BIRD KEEPS FLYING PAST MY WINDOW SEND THE FBI

  • @darrks
    @darrks 5 років тому

    Dang 😂 Why you gotta roast broccoli lmao

  • @StarrySkys
    @StarrySkys 5 років тому

    Every time I've been to a McDonalds the ice cream machine is never broken.... *i must be lucky*

  • @eeuf
    @eeuf 5 років тому

    Of course Carson was in here. 😂

  • @ripemmons4979
    @ripemmons4979 5 років тому

    3:21 how dare you. Lol

  • @DestinyInMe
    @DestinyInMe 4 роки тому

    1:00 the nostalgia of seeing your avatar every time you turn on the xbox😢😢😢😭😭

  • @Zagbros7zair
    @Zagbros7zair 5 років тому +1

    I love that series

  • @realasf17
    @realasf17 4 роки тому

    Me vibing with my dog : 9:15

  • @deanshaw8249
    @deanshaw8249 5 років тому +1

    Haha 😂
    I met Tet Fret in London promoting his friends soundcloud.

  • @ch3rrys0fia
    @ch3rrys0fia 2 роки тому

    4:56 i watch these in class and at home while im pretending to do work so i gotta be real careful not to laugh and it ends up sounding like im half-crying and choking at the same time ajndansdkjnaskdsbdbasjkdkjas

  • @minty_ua9228
    @minty_ua9228 4 роки тому

    At Mcdonalds when they say the ice cream machine is broken they mean that they can't be bothered to refill it

  • @Yana-tx8yo
    @Yana-tx8yo 4 роки тому

    0:49
    *He went super saiyan*

  • @celxeu8571
    @celxeu8571 5 років тому +1

    Man said thanos hand

  • @ElliHonkamaki
    @ElliHonkamaki 4 роки тому

    In Finland, the McDonald's ice cream machines don't break, but they are being washed every f*****g time I wanna have a milk shake or a frappé. Every time, and they wash it for 6 hours.

  • @grongolawless1396
    @grongolawless1396 4 роки тому

    5:38 he roasted a vegetable, then promoted one

  • @selenageary9029
    @selenageary9029 5 років тому +1

    The big man himself ImAllexx😂

  • @gachakaitlyn1190
    @gachakaitlyn1190 5 років тому

    4:38
    The tweet was posted on my birthday lmfaoo-

  • @butterurmother7392
    @butterurmother7392 5 років тому

    7:44
    Jeffrey Star:Hold my redbull.

  • @youngdamone8026
    @youngdamone8026 5 років тому +2

    Samsungs get bullied because they dont have 1440p

  • @lovepeaceandshine7583
    @lovepeaceandshine7583 4 роки тому

    Am I the only one who actually takes a water bottle to bed? 😂

  • @funnyrandomboy9382
    @funnyrandomboy9382 5 років тому

    The gucci bag looks like the fruit bucket that every class at my primary school use to get everyday

  • @tarian1316
    @tarian1316 4 роки тому

    Currently rewatching al of how is twitter free bc quarantine

  • @speakingten7659
    @speakingten7659 5 років тому

    @3:56 the machines aren't really broken they just say that because they have to clean them often and they are difficult to put back together

  • @faded5951
    @faded5951 5 років тому

    I can’t waste my weekend because I’m sleeping through it.