How is Twitter free? #27

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  • funny tweets, twitter posts and memes! How is Twitter free? PART 27
    how is twitter free episode 27! the series where we take a look at the funniest tweets memes and videos and laugh at them. thanks so much for supporting the series!
    All "How is Twitter free?" Episodes (binge watch) ►
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    send me your funny tweets for next episode
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    • How is Twitter free? #26
    Background Music Credit: Dj Quads
    Track Name: "Blushes"
    Music By: Dj Quads @ / aka-dj-quads
    How is Twitter free? Part 27 (episode 27)

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  • @fainted
    @fainted  5 років тому +7630

    discord: i have never seen Shrek
    me: reinstalls Skype

  • @uncledave5016
    @uncledave5016 5 років тому +2762

    A kid named Kyle at my school got suspended for beating up a bin

  • @Joshyb1030
    @Joshyb1030 5 років тому +849

    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Bro you asked and if I get ban I’m literally gonna die

    • @lorcanb7d164
      @lorcanb7d164 5 років тому +8

      It’s a brilliant sight

    • @thememearemybabies629
      @thememearemybabies629 5 років тому +11

      Doge master Im sorry but you have been banned for spam

    • @Joshyb1030
      @Joshyb1030 5 років тому +6

      Frick

    • @pudzygaming1326
      @pudzygaming1326 4 роки тому +5

      Here’s something longing it’s a pinned comment ;) ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @tgburleson4271
      @tgburleson4271 4 роки тому +2

      Doge master wow

  • @peanutnoodle
    @peanutnoodle 5 років тому +954

    0:06
    when your mom calls you and you say “what” but she doesnt answer and calls you again.

  • @Auprrz
    @Auprrz 5 років тому +2239

    at least discord tweets should be dark mode

  • @ABreadClip
    @ABreadClip 4 роки тому +456

    0:57 I would’ve accepted the free Pokémon card packs any day

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 4 роки тому +1

      Fr tho

    • @DaddyExcy
      @DaddyExcy 4 роки тому +6

      They hella expensive 5$ for a 10 card pack fuck yeah I’ll take one

    • @r3gret2079
      @r3gret2079 4 роки тому +5

      Shiiiiit im 32 n fuck yes I'd be takin that free pack any day.
      Edit: oh shit, I forgot I turned 33 last month. Dammit.

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 4 роки тому +2

      @@r3gret2079 happy late birthday

    • @navananower
      @navananower 4 роки тому

      fax especially in a gas station i barely ever see pokemon cards there

  • @sherkbeans2515
    @sherkbeans2515 5 років тому +3411

    My long commet:
    Edit 1: Tysm for 0 likes!!!!!
    Edit 2: MAKEING LUNCH
    Edit 3: Just woke up
    Edit 4: it's about 4am and I'm juuling at Grandma's!!!
    Edit 5: Sorry I just love y'all for 0 likes!!!!
    Edit 6: LAST EDIT!!! Tysm for 0 likes.
    Edit 7: I lied
    Edit 8: Just got tinder
    Edit 9: won fortnite 4 times!!!
    Edit 10: Omggggg in starbuckss
    Edit 11: EATING ribsss
    Edit 12: It's my b-day!!!
    Edit 13: I JJST LOVE YOU GUYS TYSMMMMMMMMMM!!!
    Edit 14: idk I'm lazy I'll ad more soonnnn
    Edit 15: L
    Edit 16: Love u
    Edit 17: Yassss
    Edit 18: Love y'all
    Edit 19: WASSSSSSSUPPPPPPPP
    Edit 20: NOTHING ELSEEEE
    edit 21: Juuling
    Edit 22: Yesssssss
    Edit 23: Idkkkk I'm bored affff
    Edit 24: Sup
    Edit 25: Ughhhh just like already!!!
    Edit 26: just breathed
    Edit 27: Wassup
    Edit 28: UMMMMMMMM YES
    Edit 29: LOLLLLLL
    Edit 30: Sorry, oh 1 like, that person may be famous because it's blue!!!
    Edit 31: Thanks for 5 likes.

    • @Aqua750
      @Aqua750 5 років тому +54

      Say *water nut*

    • @jamie7636
      @jamie7636 5 років тому +9

      You mean 60 likes?

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 4 роки тому +37

      famous last words *"thanks for 5 likes"*

    • @olive-via1007
      @olive-via1007 4 роки тому +1

      Nice try mate you copied someone's comment

    • @itadoriyuuji5266
      @itadoriyuuji5266 4 роки тому +2

      Idek what this is but I love it

  • @chasegiddings5838
    @chasegiddings5838 5 років тому +1566

    Here we go
    Edit 1: hi
    Edit 2: guys
    Edit 3: I
    Edit 4: don’t
    Edit 5: know
    Edit 6: when
    Edit 7: I
    Edit 8: am
    Edit 9: going
    Edit 10: to
    Edit 11: stop.
    Edit 12: I
    Edit 13: am
    Edit 14: just
    Edit 15: really
    Edit 16: bored
    Edit 17: already.
    Edit 18: I
    Edit 19: am
    Edit 20: out
    Edit 21: of
    Edit 22: stuff
    Edit 23: to
    Edit 24: type.
    Edit 25: my
    Edit 26: friend
    Edit 27: got
    Edit 28: super
    Edit 29: waisted
    Edit 30: last
    Edit 31: night.
    Edit 32: well
    Edit 33: I
    Edit 34: should
    Edit 35: probably
    Edit 36: go
    Edit 37: subscribe
    Edit 38: after
    Edit 39: this
    Edit 40: comment.
    Edit 41: I
    Edit 42: need
    Edit 43: help
    Edit 44: finding
    Edit 45: a
    Edit 46: life,
    Edit 47: like
    Edit 48: now.
    Edit 49: ughhhhh
    Edit 50: 50!!!!!!!!!!
    Edit 51: looks
    Edit 52: like
    Edit 53: I
    Edit 54: am
    Edit 55: still
    Edit 56: going
    Edit 57: and
    Edit 58: this
    Edit 59: is
    Edit 60: the
    Edit 61: most
    Edit 62: fun
    Edit 63: I
    Edit 64: have
    Edit 65: had
    Edit 66: in
    Edit 67: ages.
    Edit 68: 10
    Edit 69: minutes
    Edit 70: of
    Edit 71: my
    Edit 72: life
    Edit 73: wasted
    Edit 74: just
    Edit 75: to
    Edit 76: see
    Edit 77: if
    Edit 78: I
    Edit 79: could
    Edit 80: get
    Edit 81: the
    Edit 82: biggest
    Edit 83: comment
    Edit 84: I
    Edit 85: highly
    Edit 86: doubt
    Edit 87: I
    Edit 88: will
    Edit 89: get
    Edit 90: it
    Edit 91: but
    Edit 92: I
    Edit 93: am
    Edit 94: this
    Edit 95: deep
    Edit 96: into
    Edit 97: it
    Edit 98: so
    Edit 99: why
    Edit 100: stop?
    Edit 101: I
    Edit 102: hope
    Edit 103: this
    Edit 104: gets
    Edit 105: a
    Edit 106: lot
    Edit 107: of
    Edit 108: likes
    Edit 109: because
    Edit 110: I
    Edit 111: wasted
    Edit 112: so
    Edit 113: much
    Edit 114: time
    Edit 115: doing
    Edit 116: this.
    Edit 117: Seattle
    Edit 118: Seahawks
    Edit 119: are
    Edit 120: the
    Edit 121: best.
    Edit 122: Timberwolfs
    Edit 123: are
    Edit 124: the
    Edit 125: best!!!
    Edit 126: okay
    Edit 127: i
    Edit 128: am
    Edit 129: done
    Edit 130: now
    Edit 131: everyone
    Edit 132: have
    Edit 133: an
    Edit 134: amazing
    Edit 135: day
    Edit 136: SUBSCRIBE
    Edit 137: TO
    Edit 138: THIS
    Edit 139: GUY!!!!!
    Edit 140: BYEEEEEE

    • @anonymousbanana204
      @anonymousbanana204 5 років тому +148

      The comment aint edited so.... oof

    • @joeyk.h2152
      @joeyk.h2152 5 років тому +15

      Exactly

    • @H6TE
      @H6TE 5 років тому +63

      🅘🅣🅢 🅝🅞🅣 🅔🅓🅘🅣🅔🅓?

    • @chasegiddings5838
      @chasegiddings5838 5 років тому +13

      I get it... I done goofed 😂

    • @dominicmendez1303
      @dominicmendez1303 5 років тому +5

      somebody play the ya done goofed meme

  • @mohammadalrahmah430
    @mohammadalrahmah430 4 роки тому +63

    11:26 the man is saying “don’t be scared, you aren’t going to fall”

  • @kular2360
    @kular2360 5 років тому +318

    Fainted: I'm 5'10 with shoes on
    Also Fainted: 👠

  • @iihxterzzp278
    @iihxterzzp278 5 років тому +111

    0:07
    *When you feel something crawling on you but you don’t know what it is*

  • @ezzjo9411
    @ezzjo9411 4 роки тому +181

    0:13 when you get comfortable in your bed and you need to go pee

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 4 роки тому +3

      woulda peed myself already tbh

    • @nylaaflores580
      @nylaaflores580 4 роки тому +3

      0:13 when your mom calls u when u put a finger on ur bed

  • @bruhmoment1196
    @bruhmoment1196 5 років тому +111

    11:26 vid is in Arabic, here's translation:
    "Don't worry you're not gonna fall."
    "It's okay you won't fall!"
    *cries*
    "What's wrong with you?"

  • @Fantasia715
    @Fantasia715 5 років тому +3265

    I used to be a fan
    Now I’m a air conditioner.

    • @randomgenericusername3890
      @randomgenericusername3890 5 років тому +25

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      Hahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    • @rikkyforesman2066
      @rikkyforesman2066 5 років тому +21

      I used to be a fan now I'm a watermelon

    • @snowglitchyt5245
      @snowglitchyt5245 5 років тому +1

      Omfg.... X3

    • @chrisbtw6490
      @chrisbtw6490 5 років тому +6

      random generic username not that funny chill

    • @proamerican7093
      @proamerican7093 5 років тому

      bruh you're a bully to females then

  • @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750
    @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750 4 роки тому +46

    00:04 when I lay down and get comfortable my mom calls me and when I say Mom Mom MOM and she don’t AWNSER

  • @justadood1196
    @justadood1196 5 років тому +284

    Discord: “i have never seen shrek”
    Me: *cries in onion*

    • @kai_x_babas
      @kai_x_babas 4 роки тому +3

      Just a dood *cries in layers*

    • @Taesune
      @Taesune 4 роки тому

      *_I never seen shrek too_*

    • @deen_771
      @deen_771 4 роки тому +1

      @@Taesune onions baby

  • @idrktbhlol
    @idrktbhlol 5 років тому +218

    0:13
    When your mom calls you downstairs after you just got in bed.

    • @juno7108
      @juno7108 5 років тому

      This comment is so relatable😂😂😂😂

    • @albs6545
      @albs6545 4 роки тому +1

      Fr!! And ur siblings just sittin on the couch

  • @argp12a51
    @argp12a51 5 років тому +34

    0:06 when you come home and your mom starts yelling at you

  • @hungrypikachu135
    @hungrypikachu135 5 років тому +19

    Ok but fainted does have a REALLY nice voice.
    I'd honestly enjoy hearing him voice just about anything

  • @cidaven
    @cidaven 5 років тому +20

    0:06 when your parents wont stop calling you to come here

  • @toastyonxbox2467
    @toastyonxbox2467 5 років тому +52

    0:06
    When you wake up 5 minutes before your alarm

  • @dangboe4656
    @dangboe4656 5 років тому +21

    0:05 when something crawls on you when you're trying to sleep

  • @18-platform4
    @18-platform4 5 років тому +106

    12:09 when you forget there was a test and your teacher says “hopefully you all studied!”

  • @elpendejitowey
    @elpendejitowey 5 років тому +120

    Congrats you found my comment
    Edit:thanks so much for 1 like
    Edit:thanks for 4 likes
    Edit#3: thank you for 40 liked x10 for oast edit omg
    edit 4: opwow omg 74 likes 😮😮 thanks
    edit 5: 85 likes omg so much 😯😯
    edit 9: some guy told me to go in his van anyways omg 95 liks!!!!!! thank u so mch!!!!!!!
    EDIT 10: 104 LIKES WOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😨🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
    EDIT 11: BEEN 1 YEAR AND 127 LIKES OMG THANKS 🥳🥳🥳🥳
    EDIT 12: 130 LIKES 👍 I NEVER REACHED THIS 😨😨😨😨

  • @hunterhughes6464
    @hunterhughes6464 5 років тому +55

    2:51
    I got in trouble in Science for stealing a rock

    • @ren-lh5wp
      @ren-lh5wp 5 років тому +2

      Mate I got in trouble from walking back to class from the bathroom

    • @emkey9439
      @emkey9439 5 років тому +4

      I got in trouble for showing up once
      Edit: To the person who liked this thank you!

    • @SAC3B011
      @SAC3B011 5 років тому

      Got in trouble for dropping a school book

    • @emilyd7834
      @emilyd7834 5 років тому

      Got detention for throwing a rock at the ground.

  • @eyeziar
    @eyeziar 5 років тому +133

    8:35 When iPhone's hating on android but iPhone's storage space is gone in a week 🤣💀

    • @The_TriO_Show
      @The_TriO_Show 4 роки тому +6

      EyeZiar Congrats on 8 Likes Android user

    • @chaotic883
      @chaotic883 4 роки тому +7

      @@The_TriO_Show its been 7 months degenerate

    • @zinan3831
      @zinan3831 4 роки тому +7

      From personal experience, my android data ran out in like a month (not exaggerating) while my iPhone data still hasn't run out.

    • @iceheart9044
      @iceheart9044 4 роки тому +3

      EyeZiar *angry android user is typing*

    • @tskbe
      @tskbe 4 роки тому +1

      Chaotic same for you lmao 50 likes in 7 months

  • @thehippodude7042
    @thehippodude7042 4 роки тому +70

    3:22
    Fainted?
    Why’d you bleep that out?You couldn’t actually have-
    Could you have?

    • @fran-nu9zy
      @fran-nu9zy 4 роки тому +10

      Why is no one talking about this tho

    • @alyaalnuaimi3892
      @alyaalnuaimi3892 4 роки тому +6

      I think he might’ve actually -

    • @mackenziebradley5307
      @mackenziebradley5307 4 роки тому +5

      Oop-
      I noticed that and I didn’t know if anybody else did......
      I think he did...........

    • @kittsami
      @kittsami 4 роки тому +6

      i noticed that too- I was looking for a comment mentioning it O.o If he did say the word, I dont think he meant it in a bad way, but hes still in the wrong for saying it

    • @aubrynnincolor
      @aubrynnincolor 3 роки тому

      I- smh😔

  • @thelifeofava9443
    @thelifeofava9443 4 роки тому +17

    9:33 Me when I can’t sleep at night so I’m telling myself stories from my childhood like I’m on a talk show

  • @Rookams
    @Rookams 5 років тому +9

    You wanna see long Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. applicants.

  • @ianbramplayz4624
    @ianbramplayz4624 4 роки тому +40

    8:26 Imagine being his mom at home during that time

    • @iuliaa4560
      @iuliaa4560 3 роки тому

      His mum is way worser than him.

  • @monimoniiii
    @monimoniiii 5 років тому +309

    Epic
    Edit 1: OMG 0 LIKES THANKS GUYS
    Edit 2: fortnite
    Edit 3: dab
    Edit 4: I can’t do this anymore help
    Edit 5: thank you for 1like
    Edit 6: thank you for 5 likes
    Edit 7: I’m in bipolar depression because of my own comment please some one help

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 5 років тому

      Monika? Is this you?

    • @raxone2181
      @raxone2181 5 років тому +1

      Shut up

    • @sad...4854
      @sad...4854 5 років тому

      @Chad Walters No... Why.... Just why

    • @luvamoneyzz
      @luvamoneyzz 5 років тому

      @@raxone2181 I like how your being mean for no reason 🤣😅😂

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 5 років тому

      Meme Master Monica oh no I ain't gonna help

  • @fortunetaco4585
    @fortunetaco4585 5 років тому +1696

    Lmao of you look at the reply this comment makes no sense

    • @chanele2992
      @chanele2992 5 років тому +9

      Fortnite Clips PS4 - LOL

    • @ssagetastic
      @ssagetastic 5 років тому +8

      Nah fam it’s yellow 😂

    • @TheReiner
      @TheReiner 5 років тому +5

      Fortnite Clips PS4 hella long

    • @AkaSyn
      @AkaSyn 5 років тому +3

      666 likes😂

    • @fortunetaco4585
      @fortunetaco4585 5 років тому +4

      Syn well it’s not 666 anymore lol

  • @gracezenhenko899
    @gracezenhenko899 4 роки тому +20

    Hey Fainted, here's a "big smart."
    When you're in a rush to hide under the blanket to hide from the darkness in your room, you're only giving yourself to even more darkness underneath the blanket.

  • @zbeqju
    @zbeqju 5 років тому +12

    0:06 when there's a mosquito in your room with you at night

  • @addylee8656
    @addylee8656 5 років тому +23

    Omg the way he said “tickle tickle” cracked me up for some reason lmaoo

  • @AkazeTalks
    @AkazeTalks 4 роки тому +14

    0:07 When your mom says pause the online game.

  • @vikzn1607
    @vikzn1607 5 років тому +6

    0:13 when you just wrapped in a blanket burrito and remembered you had to get something

  • @jril7656
    @jril7656 5 років тому +220

    Me: [In Elevator] Hey You...
    Just Keep Scrolling Up...
    I Want To Be Up There
    The One Who Reading This: Okay...

    • @Em-mu8ne
      @Em-mu8ne 5 років тому +1

      i an confusion

    • @cya.7700
      @cya.7700 5 років тому

      He probably made another comment and if it got a lot of likes it would be up there

    • @jdkdnehdbdjdj442
      @jdkdnehdbdjdj442 5 років тому +2

      I stopped scrolling when I saw this comment

    • @kenadiwarm9695
      @kenadiwarm9695 5 років тому

      The one who’s reading your comment: you ain’t funny nice try though

    • @ronaldraygun9093
      @ronaldraygun9093 5 років тому +1

      Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ!

  • @jonihyahines416
    @jonihyahines416 4 роки тому +6

    The “tickle tickle” had me dying for like 40 minutes😂💀

  • @alexcooper9412
    @alexcooper9412 4 роки тому +154

    Here goes.
    Hey!
    Edit 1: Omg thanks for 1 like!
    Edit 2: seriously get this thing up more likes!!!
    edit 3: AHHHH LIKE MY COMMENT
    ok I’m too lazy to finish this

    • @elijahfcb
      @elijahfcb 3 роки тому +1

      You better finish it even tho its been a year

    • @C_Cooke
      @C_Cooke 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah!

    • @silk1440
      @silk1440 3 роки тому +1

      im gonna do one like this

    • @devildeltaaa6310
      @devildeltaaa6310 3 роки тому +1

      worthless,

    • @phuery__1764
      @phuery__1764 3 роки тому

      you started you have to finish boy

  • @level2_studios455
    @level2_studios455 5 років тому +366

    i eat mom
    edit 1: omg 0 likes wtf this is a universal accomplishment holy cow recorder this on tv
    edit 2: record8* not recorder, silly me
    edit 3: im already tired of doing this

  • @maruaz8922
    @maruaz8922 4 роки тому +107

    Bro at 2:29 I thought I was legit getting a discord call.

  • @uniqueclone8020
    @uniqueclone8020 5 років тому +6

    3:10
    That dude talks like a Walk Man with over 9000 nics, lit fam🔥🔥🔥

  • @isabelespinoza5520
    @isabelespinoza5520 5 років тому +6

    The “Tickle Tickle” one 😭😭😂😂

  • @xxjudixxyeet400
    @xxjudixxyeet400 5 років тому +8

    0:06
    *when they keep the door open*

  • @nanashi9074
    @nanashi9074 5 років тому +65

    Im gonna make fainted happy :)
    edit 1: 1 like by me tysm
    edit 2: 2 likes omg!!
    edit 3: 31 likes omg
    edit 4: 64 likes u guys r mad lads
    edit 5: That's a stack in minecraft

  • @mayorcherry5964
    @mayorcherry5964 5 років тому +20

    0:06 When you go to sleep and you are all ready and you need to pee.
    When you remember you have homework to do for tomorrow in the middle of the night.

  • @dootdoot1672
    @dootdoot1672 5 років тому +13

    11:28
    When yo momma standin by the door with a belt and tell u "Gon head walk past"
    I know I'm not the only one

  • @dajmoneq2840
    @dajmoneq2840 5 років тому +21

    10:00 the legend says that he's still editing

  • @lucio4131
    @lucio4131 5 років тому +32

    *sees thumbnail*
    Me:yea he’s not gonna be verified any longer.

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 5 років тому

      How

    • @lucio4131
      @lucio4131 5 років тому

      Jenelco they haven’t seen SHREK

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 5 років тому

      @@lucio4131 but verified is like when they are official, I'm confused.

  • @jend8759
    @jend8759 4 роки тому +5

    I recently discovered your channel. I’m binge watching now!

  • @luisguzman5528
    @luisguzman5528 5 років тому +40

    12:10
    Me having more than 20 mental breakdowns because of finals

  • @gibraltar4841
    @gibraltar4841 5 років тому +20

    Egg
    Edit1: Poo
    Edit2: Cheese
    Edit3: Lmao i didn't edit this you got fooled

  • @Faboulushis
    @Faboulushis 5 років тому +5

    2:29 actually thought it was someone on discord calling me lol 😂😂😂

  • @xisted7227
    @xisted7227 5 років тому +9

    Me: watches youtube
    My mom:GET UP AND DO YOUR CHORES I WANT THIS HOUSE SPOTLESS OR ELSE

  • @dequavisjeremiah8605
    @dequavisjeremiah8605 5 років тому +14

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    No even a soul:
    Trees in Vietnam:AARAGAVAAGGAAGGAGAAAGAGAHAGAGAHAHAGAGSHSHSHSG

  • @sudeux5746
    @sudeux5746 4 роки тому +5

    2:51 my friends fighting while am watching them then getting in trouble for no reason. Beat that

  • @sebastien8905
    @sebastien8905 5 років тому +9

    3:26 got me dead

  • @Tay-pk7xg
    @Tay-pk7xg 5 років тому +12

    im a simple man, i see how is twitter free i click

  • @llennggo3366
    @llennggo3366 5 років тому +23

    This
    Edit1:Is
    Edit2:going
    Edit3:to
    Edit4:be
    Edit5:easy
    Edit6:like
    Edit7:fight
    Edit8:me
    Edit9:bro
    Edit10:I'm getting tired
    Edit11:too much work

  • @darkheart2767
    @darkheart2767 5 років тому +28

    No one :
    No one in the history of man kind :
    No one ever :
    My brain : Let's dream about murdering a titan sized chicken that's destroying a house with a random af guy you've never met in your life!

    • @viktorramstrom3744
      @viktorramstrom3744 5 років тому

      A few days ago I had a dream. In the dream I was transgender for some odd reason. A girl was trying to seem like a special LGBT person too, so she literally said 'I have no poop in my butt, only ice cream, and 3/4 of it has been in the mouth of lesbians'.

    • @darkheart2767
      @darkheart2767 5 років тому

      @@viktorramstrom3744 Lmao wow.

    • @creepazoid_plays
      @creepazoid_plays 4 роки тому

      I'm going to have nightmares now

  • @aleeykat093
    @aleeykat093 3 роки тому +3

    [Intro]
    I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
    And this basement is a true treasure trove
    [Verse 1]
    I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
    The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
    I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
    I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
    [Chorus]
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
    [Bridge]
    Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
    Simply delicious
    Ohm, ha ha ha ha
    [Verse 2]
    I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
    The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
    I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
    I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
    [Chorus]
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
    [Outro]
    Ah

  • @Lovely.Lucille
    @Lovely.Lucille 4 роки тому +4

    “Ur not British if u dont know this hotel” awkward silence

  • @liljon9199
    @liljon9199 5 років тому +4

    9:34 Everybody gangsta
    Till jah starts arguing with you

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 5 років тому +1

      Little Gorls you I actually laughed

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 5 років тому +1

      I’m luaghing in tears

  • @rBaseless
    @rBaseless 5 років тому +34

    14:20 he got me 😂😂
    Edit thanks for 2 likes!

  • @EonServoXA
    @EonServoXA 5 років тому +2

    2:52 One time I got in trouble for standing up during lunch to put something in the trash

  • @024yara
    @024yara 5 років тому +83

    poo poo
    Edit: oh haha first like is me
    Edit 2: omg this is my most liked comment
    Edit 3: thank you all this is the happiest day of my life
    Edit 4: can we get it to 30???? Xdxd
    Edit 5: just told my mom to like my comment so we could at least get it to 21!!!
    Edit 6: omgmomg
    Edit 7: I want to thank the random guy and everyone XDD
    Edit 8: 30 here we comeee
    Edit 9: I died

  • @messor235
    @messor235 5 років тому +5

    As a person named kyle, I strongly agree with all of the kyle memes.

  • @ticcgrandma7791
    @ticcgrandma7791 5 років тому +1

    0:07 when you are cozy and you forgot something

  • @nicoliftsz
    @nicoliftsz 3 роки тому +16

    HOLY OMG 0 LIKES!?!?!?!?!?! IM SOOO HAPPY IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH BEFORE THANKS EVERYONE!!!
    OMGGGGG 1 LIKE?!?!?!? IMM SOOOO HAPPY IM ACTUALLY CRYING IN HAPPINESS IM SO HAPPY OMG THANK YOU ALL SOO MUCH!!!!!

  • @elizabethcampos6156
    @elizabethcampos6156 5 років тому +7

    Me: deletes twitter
    Fainted: *uploads why is twitter free video*
    Me: oh that’s why....

  • @fritz7118
    @fritz7118 5 років тому +1

    When your mom calls you while your trying to relax 00:13

  • @ashy6305
    @ashy6305 5 років тому +4

    0:06
    when your sibling doesn't close the door even though you told them too

  • @milkhandler861
    @milkhandler861 5 років тому +30

    Daddy fainted I want you to know I hope you have a good day

    • @fainted
      @fainted  5 років тому +4

      Means a lot dude! Hope u do too 😋

    • @milkhandler861
      @milkhandler861 5 років тому

      Thanks gamer

  • @Vlkn117
    @Vlkn117 3 роки тому

    0:12 when someone leaves the door open when you are trying to sleep

  • @beamishforeman9425
    @beamishforeman9425 5 років тому +27

    Wussup
    edit 1 - OMG 1 LIKE!
    edit 2 - oh wait thats mine
    edit 3 - like
    edit 4 - do
    edit 5 - it
    edit 6 - now
    edit 7 - yeet
    edit 8 - skeeet
    edit 9 - stalling
    edit 10 - uggggh
    edit 11 - now it is edited
    edit 12 - yeeting again

  • @carlosb9425
    @carlosb9425 5 років тому +4

    1:45 y that dude look from escape room LMAOOO

    • @lvrmaya
      @lvrmaya 5 років тому +2

      lmaooo

    • @carlosb9425
      @carlosb9425 5 років тому

      maya frr

    • @lvrmaya
      @lvrmaya 5 років тому

      that film fucking scarred me istg

  • @jonahjameson7112
    @jonahjameson7112 4 роки тому +1

    0:07 when ur mom doesn’t close the door on her way out so u gotta get up and do it urself

  • @wolfieragegaming5037
    @wolfieragegaming5037 5 років тому +6

    8:26
    When a weak as kid trying to defeat a strong guy
    (This happen in my bus last Friday)

  • @unknow_oh
    @unknow_oh 5 років тому +13

    The thumbnail is cursed.

  • @Jimmy_Jays
    @Jimmy_Jays 4 роки тому +1

    Androids make the gas station cameras look like next gen

  • @loog8621
    @loog8621 5 років тому +40

    Nice vid
    Edit 1: 0 likes omg 😲
    Edit 2: sorry I was asleep thanks for 4 likes 😄
    Edit 3: wow 7 likes thanks 🙏
    Edit 4: thx for 17 likes lol

  • @skwuli
    @skwuli 5 років тому +10

    anyone else get mad when he read "ahaa ha" incorrectly @ 4:59

  • @dreggman7584
    @dreggman7584 4 роки тому +1

    0:06 when your mom telling she got groceries on the car

  • @lilyreynolds9556
    @lilyreynolds9556 5 років тому +5

    i know a kid named kyle. he's a vegan and loves nintendo.

  • @eugenecalais780
    @eugenecalais780 4 роки тому +16

    Yes! you found late, long comment!!!
    Edit 1: one like TYSM!!!!!
    Edit 2: nvm guys that was me

  • @GD-Lego
    @GD-Lego 5 років тому

    7:47 When you failed exams and you're not sure if you read it right.

  • @MonTheWell1886
    @MonTheWell1886 5 років тому +14

    Please use Dark mode more.
    Our eyes are burning man.

    • @MimiHasBrainrot
      @MimiHasBrainrot 5 років тому

      i agree

    • @emkey9439
      @emkey9439 5 років тому

      Yeah the firetruck can't get a brake from putting my eyes out

  • @SupahDuck
    @SupahDuck 5 років тому +13

    Longest comment of all time
    Edit 1- L
    Edit 2- O
    Edit 3- N
    Edit 4- G
    Edit 5- E
    Edit 6- S
    Edit 7- T
    Edit 8-
    Edit 9- C
    Edit 10-O
    Edit 11-M
    Edit 12-M
    Edit 13-E
    Edit 14-N
    Edit 15-T
    Edit 16-
    Edit 17-O
    Edit 18-F
    Edit 19-
    Edit 20-A
    Edit 21-L
    Edit 22-L
    Edit 23-
    Edit 24-T
    Edit 25-I
    Edit 26-M
    Edit 27-E
    Edit 28-Thanks for the like

  • @user-ut6pf1tl9e
    @user-ut6pf1tl9e 4 роки тому

    0:07 when you think you forgot to lock the door

  • @ripthischannel829
    @ripthischannel829 5 років тому +10

    Hi
    Edit 1: yoooo 0 likes THANKS
    Edit 2: brooo no way 0 likes!!!
    Edit 3: dude the number zero is sick
    Edit 4: bro zero is a hero
    Edit 5: bro no way
    Edit 6:0
    Edit 7: yasss 0
    Edit 8: game time we at 0
    Edit 9:broooo
    Edit 10: insane 0000
    Edit 11: yo one like no way!!!
    Edit 12: oh that’s me nvm
    Edit 967: it’s been 8 years and still no likes

  • @flamingo611
    @flamingo611 5 років тому +37

    I eat without the bone, since I eat it off my knee.
    Edit 1: OMG ThAnk YoU FoR 1 LiKeS!!!1111!!!

  • @maskguy2613
    @maskguy2613 4 роки тому

    Me when I forgot to turn off the lights when I'm already in bed 0:06

  • @snip3rassassain265
    @snip3rassassain265 5 років тому +4

    The way more screams like he’s going through puberty while he’s flailing his arms

  • @velocity7932
    @velocity7932 5 років тому +4

    You go realise the pixel 3 has the best phone camera right😂Anyway apart from the android jokes I love your channel

  • @kassideexjack4life315
    @kassideexjack4life315 5 років тому

    0:06 when mum tells you to do the dishes right after you get comfortable

  • @TheGoat-ml9sz
    @TheGoat-ml9sz 5 років тому +10

    Wow nice!
    Edit1: 1 like!
    Edit2: oh, thats mine.
    Edit3: roll
    Edit4: i du nu o Why Im do Ing this
    Edit5: kakaksksksns
    Edit6: hos wow
    Edit7: kkdkkkdkskaka
    Edit8: how come people do this?
    Edit9: Jason aha halal
    Edit10:I am not sure what I am doing
    Edit11: I give up.
    Edit12: goodbye

  • @r2hx
    @r2hx 4 роки тому +4

    omg omg college students got the bottle flip
    edit: ty for 0 likes its the most i’ve gotten 😍

  • @SazzleFTW
    @SazzleFTW 4 роки тому

    0:13 when you see a ant on your bed and you think its a spider

  • @spectrly
    @spectrly 5 років тому +11

    this a burh momentum
    Edit: omg thanks for 0 likes
    Edit 2: i mean bruh not burh
    Edit 3: oh wow guys can we hit 1 like
    Edit 4: we're so close guys!!!!!!!!!!!
    Edit 5: sometimes i eat the crust off of my cereal
    Edit 6: guys we almost hit 1 like!!
    Edit 7: come on so closeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Edit 8: OMG GUYS WE DID IT WE HIT ONE LIKE
    Edit 9: now can we hit 150
    Edit 10: we're only 149 away
    Edit 11: come on guys help me out
    Edit 12 well now that i have 1 like im gonna plug my social media
    Edit 13: not realy but you guys thought
    Edit 14 i meant really im such a idiot