How is Twitter free? #24

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @duolingo3972
    @duolingo3972 5 років тому +14314

    If you upload LATE again, I will be forced to end you.

  • @stargxrl1374
    @stargxrl1374 5 років тому +2314

    Person: *starts washing hands*
    Me: k
    Person: *getting water on sleeves*
    Me: *eye twitches*

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 5 років тому +13

      *feel like I've seen you somewhere before*

    • @iwannago2753
      @iwannago2753 5 років тому +4

      @@nah9466 *-Me too-*

    • @user-zn7dl4cs8w
      @user-zn7dl4cs8w 5 років тому +2

      STARGXRL13 person: I-I’m shy uwu

    • @J.ess.
      @J.ess. 4 роки тому +1

      It hurt my soul

    • @cinnamoroll
      @cinnamoroll 4 роки тому

      @@user-zn7dl4cs8w wth stop

  • @joumanasaad6749
    @joumanasaad6749 5 років тому +442

    6:36 made so uncomfortable i almost died so had to skip it lmao

    • @daria_xoja609
      @daria_xoja609 5 років тому

      I was gonna like but its at 69 likes sorry😔

    • @t-hive6795
      @t-hive6795 4 роки тому

      100th likeeeeeeèéêëēėę

    • @מעין-צ9ג
      @מעין-צ9ג 4 роки тому +2

      Am I the only one that washes their hands like this?

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma 4 роки тому +2

      marshmello unicorn WITH THE SLEEVES?!??!

    • @מעין-צ9ג
      @מעין-צ9ג 4 роки тому +2

      @@_Funaroma yes why not

  • @qerkoo2753
    @qerkoo2753 5 років тому +60

    8:14 lmao that’s like every scene in movies when they go for a hug but hug the person behind them

  • @PablarGM
    @PablarGM 5 років тому +671

    5:15 not even joking when i was 8 in 2013 that was my wallpaper...😂😂🤣

    • @trickster8318
      @trickster8318 5 років тому +23

      Probably would have been mine if i had a pc i had a creeper one on my ipad tho

    • @cemeterygates955
      @cemeterygates955 5 років тому +12

      Bro same. Like, I still have the pic in my camera roll!

    • @usualf0rk
      @usualf0rk 5 років тому +5

      I had that as an picture on my freaking wall

    • @GeneralBullworth
      @GeneralBullworth 5 років тому +4

      My little sister has a key ring of it

    • @uouq9558
      @uouq9558 5 років тому +5

      I will leave this at 69 likes

  • @pixxie643
    @pixxie643 4 роки тому +332

    Pretty sure “Earth sauce” is called MUD

    • @whoisintissar
      @whoisintissar 4 роки тому +22

      no thats earth paste

    • @Arodman
      @Arodman 3 роки тому +1

      then would earth hot sauce be lava

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 3 роки тому +1

      Filtered earth sauce - water

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 3 роки тому +1

      Thin lettuce - grass

    • @atheriousdylan105
      @atheriousdylan105 3 роки тому

      @@marsbarr4144 thin lettuce is just thin lettuce

  • @iamalwaysright9109
    @iamalwaysright9109 5 років тому +1330

    How is your channel free?😂

  • @cornerback4074
    @cornerback4074 5 років тому +294

    MY MANS IS A WHOLE DAMN DAY LATE AND HE GONE ACT LIKE NUN' EVEN HAPPENED

  • @dogslow4448
    @dogslow4448 5 років тому +192

    college ain't worth the money
    Scottish and Germans: wait, college costs money?

  • @MrLosarath
    @MrLosarath 5 років тому +40

    5:16 as a kid who was 11 in 2013 i can confirm this was my wallpaper. i think this guy hacked my pc, cause damn thats accurate

  • @marlene0615
    @marlene0615 4 роки тому +43

    Duo:just uninstall the app
    Me:**if only it was that easy**

  • @josuelugosarchive1864
    @josuelugosarchive1864 5 років тому +190

    5:18 the fact that I'm 13 and played on this kind of phone for years should've been a sign my family was going to be homeless in 2019

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 5 років тому +2

      Wait waht

    • @josuelugosarchive1864
      @josuelugosarchive1864 5 років тому +7

      @@IAm-zo1bo ye I'm homeless

    • @black.purple
      @black.purple 5 років тому +3

      @@josuelugosarchive1864 Really? What

    • @josuelugosarchive1864
      @josuelugosarchive1864 5 років тому +17

      @@black.purple well not valid anymore since I have a house now. I'll be moving in to the house in about 2 days

    • @black.purple
      @black.purple 5 років тому +17

      @@josuelugosarchive1864 I'm glad you found one. I hope it gets better and better soon

  • @juanletsplay1550
    @juanletsplay1550 5 років тому +88

    No one:
    Fainted When Something funny happens:*Csgo Sounds And Old People laughing*

  • @CornInSpace
    @CornInSpace 5 років тому +392

    I swear if he Actually said N👁️gga...
    5:11

  • @arhooedits992
    @arhooedits992 5 років тому +116

    4:10 yes it is “ because I’ve been to the year 3000 , not much has changed but we live underwater, and your great great great granddaughter, is doing fine,doing finneneneeee”

    • @loverenjun
      @loverenjun 5 років тому +2

      arhoo edits it’s a cover they did . The song is from Busted

    • @ceiraharvey8234
      @ceiraharvey8234 4 роки тому +2

      It’s actually by busted. It goes ‘I went to the year 3000 not much has changed but they live underwater and your great great great granddaughter she’s pretty fine

    • @kaitlyneyre
      @kaitlyneyre 4 роки тому

      It’s by busted.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 роки тому

      Ceira, it's "she's doing fine"

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 3 роки тому

      You poor innocent child. The Jonas brothers didn’t even write their own music nevermind this song

  • @fuitgummy3326
    @fuitgummy3326 5 років тому +44

    none of y'all are probably wondering the song in this clip 3:26 but it's called faceshopping by SOPHIE 😌👊

    • @whoisintissar
      @whoisintissar 4 роки тому

      LMFAO THANK U

    • @onullo
      @onullo 4 роки тому

      The first few seconds I just instantly knew, this was using some SOPHIE. I was trying to find someone who said it.

  • @audreyII
    @audreyII 4 роки тому +28

    4:21 this is my teacher but she was on a glass table dancing in high heels. There was also a sink behind her.

  • @ShakeSauce
    @ShakeSauce 5 років тому +300

    Twitter isn't free. It's worth daddy fainted's sanity :(

  • @JordyRicho1995
    @JordyRicho1995 5 років тому +222

    You got any other audio files.. getting old listening to those cod kids

  • @ridwanismail
    @ridwanismail 4 роки тому +612

    00:07 are we not gonna speak on the fact that he said the n word smh

    • @msljw103
      @msljw103 4 роки тому +41

      TacticalPlayer yea he said it ummmmm yea I cant watch him anymore

    • @queenkys0122
      @queenkys0122 4 роки тому +47

      Damn it really? Ughhhh this must have like did actual harm to the world or something

    • @jakeshaw1661
      @jakeshaw1661 4 роки тому +42

      So. Does it matter. Even if he did say nigga he bleeped it out

    • @tamakiamajiki3542
      @tamakiamajiki3542 4 роки тому +20

      Jimins jams Who I REALLY hope you’re joking

    • @victon_addiction873
      @victon_addiction873 4 роки тому +7

      TacticalPlayer frrrr

  • @flamgo7594
    @flamgo7594 5 років тому +89

    Nobody:
    Fainted when he sees an image: OOoOOOOoOoOO

    • @coolhemant
      @coolhemant 4 роки тому +1

      yo are you not gonna like GOD's comment fainted ???

  • @haifakourani6323
    @haifakourani6323 5 років тому +63

    Me: I like fainted
    Fainted : I'm 10 year old anime girl
    Waits that's illegal

    • @petrowsky3354
      @petrowsky3354 5 років тому +2

      Move to the Philippines or Nigeria
      Age of consent is around 11-12 there. Soon man, soon.

  • @inactive929
    @inactive929 4 роки тому +52

    Give that one college profession a V.I.P pass to any concert.

    • @chrizzyj.4800
      @chrizzyj.4800 4 роки тому +2

      Why would be need a ticket?? He would be the opening act.

    • @inactive929
      @inactive929 4 роки тому +1

      @@chrizzyj.4800 Yes!

  • @pamelarachaell_9949
    @pamelarachaell_9949 5 років тому +95

    2:32 ... THATS YOU!!😱😃

  • @simsdidsomestuff2304
    @simsdidsomestuff2304 4 роки тому +21

    4:08 There IS a Jonas brothers song called the year 3000 and that IS a real lyric from the song

  • @Fl0werB4sil_.
    @Fl0werB4sil_. 5 років тому +25

    “Yo they look like tellitubies!”
    Me: where’s a polar bear onesie to the Halloween dance

  • @raetwoo
    @raetwoo 5 років тому +174

    Okay so I asked for some Earth Sauce...
    Heres the conversation.
    Me: "Excuse me, can I have some Earth sauce with that?"
    Waiter: "Pardon me ma'am?"
    Me: "I would like some Earth Sauce.
    Waiter: " Im sorry we dont carry that here."
    Me: "You literally just gave my sister one."
    Waiter: *walks away*
    THIS MAN-
    AGHHHH

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 5 років тому +1

      Should have asked for hydrogen dioxide
      Edit: Dihydrogen Monoxide

    • @Sophia-wk6qx
      @Sophia-wk6qx 5 років тому +3

      vexile12 no it’s dihydrogen monoxide

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 5 років тому

      @@Sophia-wk6qx oh yeah so it is

    • @joshuaclaes4611
      @joshuaclaes4611 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 4 роки тому

      @@vexile12 HO2 lol

  • @oomar4597
    @oomar4597 5 років тому +73

    When I watched this I fainted
    I’ll see myself out

  • @baconbot282
    @baconbot282 5 років тому +29

    4:15 I thought they were actually saying hi to the school teachers XD

  • @Jewishvarian
    @Jewishvarian 4 роки тому +7

    8:38
    Bro 🤣 that's tough i almost choked on my earth sauce

  • @spinnyistired239
    @spinnyistired239 4 роки тому +3

    0:31 i feel... so attacked and violated i can’t even-

  • @laserfliptoboneless
    @laserfliptoboneless 5 років тому +22

    4:09 well technically it is a line from a Jonas Brothers song but it was a cover.

    • @rileyl2046
      @rileyl2046 5 років тому +1

      Dude. We do not need to open up that can of worms right now. Busted doesn't want people to know they're time travelers, so shush.

  • @marcheil2599
    @marcheil2599 5 років тому +62

    Every Sunday, I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED

  • @pandapanda-pandaaas2093
    @pandapanda-pandaaas2093 5 років тому +30

    7:35 I will gladly ask for some earth sauce, will edit when I’ve done so, along with a date.

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 4 роки тому +1

      Can’t wait to hear it! xD

    • @getrickrolled2470
      @getrickrolled2470 4 роки тому +2

      dude wya it’s been three months please tell me you have gotten your watch sauce

  • @texark.
    @texark. 5 років тому +6

    3:39 that face at the end I’m dead lmao 😂

  • @bacon6734
    @bacon6734 4 роки тому +5

    10:43 why is this so accurate? Lmao 😂

  • @krispykicks7766
    @krispykicks7766 5 років тому +62

    The " eeeh eeh eeh"
    And " oh ooh oh" sound effects l are starting to get old VERY quickly

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 5 років тому +5

      makes them even better somehow

    • @mgitztrash7581
      @mgitztrash7581 5 років тому +2

      @@njux1871 yeahh

    • @BRONZE_OFFICIAL
      @BRONZE_OFFICIAL 4 роки тому +5

      Finn's Cinema no it doesn’t. It’s annoying as hell

  • @julisaxoxo2717
    @julisaxoxo2717 5 років тому +19

    I have a four page essay due tomorrow but ima still watch this

  • @GDNTB
    @GDNTB 5 років тому +17

    Fainted: shows any image in general
    Crappy sound effect: ooohh eee oo woaaahh

  • @natrat4
    @natrat4 5 років тому +10

    "you were seen as a rich n***a"
    He was talking to Tony Stark...

  • @sleepingbagmanstudios489
    @sleepingbagmanstudios489 5 років тому +3

    The burning down of The Norte Dame Cathedral was just a live action recreation of the hunch back of notre dame

  • @magpet.
    @magpet. 5 років тому +18

    I’m 183 days older than Twitter

    • @uouq9558
      @uouq9558 5 років тому +2

      Should have been 69

  • @yungcripple
    @yungcripple 5 років тому +33

    How dare fainted upload on a MONDAY

    • @denis0305
      @denis0305 5 років тому

      VOID 8K it’s Tuesday

    • @vortexuk
      @vortexuk 5 років тому +3

      @@denis0305 actually, it's Wednesday, my dude

    • @derrickjohnson5
      @derrickjohnson5 5 років тому +1

      xXBornAndBread oof I'm sorry bro but I'm a haffa do it...
      r/wOOsH

  • @avaidk1198
    @avaidk1198 4 роки тому +5

    No one:
    Fainted: laughin my NSJSNDKSB ass off

  • @addbea8858
    @addbea8858 5 років тому +5

    8:00 My inner Rage
    girl going in for hug: Sleep
    Blonde girl: My brain
    Girl that gets hugs: UA-cam

  • @erinnnreiddd
    @erinnnreiddd 4 роки тому +3

    omg that wash my hands made me have serious anxiety

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +9

    Fainted turned this into a series

  • @junodrawsowo5946
    @junodrawsowo5946 5 років тому +5

    1:08 I absolutely cannot believe how much this sounds like my teacher

  • @savageunicorn167
    @savageunicorn167 4 роки тому +3

    Me: *pours water into a beaker in science class*
    My teacher: *”AaAaAaAaAaAaAaH!! yOuR gLaSsEs YoU nEeD yOuR gLaSsEs!”*

  • @gwenfarley985
    @gwenfarley985 5 років тому +5

    8:15
    the third wheel wants to join in

  • @azrielcana3904
    @azrielcana3904 5 років тому +7

    "Imagine wearing transparent Clothing.."
    Me: *Look at those*

  • @sanjaytamil1376
    @sanjaytamil1376 5 років тому +10

    4:08 YES IT IS search up "Year 3000"

  • @cashyobm778
    @cashyobm778 5 років тому +415

    Bro, those yelling sound effects you put after every post is annoying as hell

  • @r.r815
    @r.r815 5 років тому +9

    I would give so many end game spoilers to that one teacher just because

  • @susanavazquez7466
    @susanavazquez7466 5 років тому +3

    Person: "Dont mind me wash my hands "
    Also person: * hand washes their own sweater*
    Laundry machine: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

  • @reneestrada_8206
    @reneestrada_8206 5 років тому +9

    that " hee hee " laugh got me everytime

  • @soupsquare
    @soupsquare 5 років тому +20

    YES IM ACTUALLY OLDER THAN TWITTER somehow 😎

  • @fortnitefortnitefortnite5086
    @fortnitefortnitefortnite5086 5 років тому +5

    5:17 I might’ve had this background..... or still have it...... and will always have it....

  • @10thelement75
    @10thelement75 5 років тому +7

    0:40 I’m literally one year older than Twitter 😂

  • @hopespeak5852
    @hopespeak5852 5 років тому +6

    *I shall hide missing my lesson.*

  • @haha.nope.6883
    @haha.nope.6883 5 років тому +5

    The year 3000 thing... that is a Jonas brothers lyric.

  • @matties2464
    @matties2464 5 років тому +14

    HOW IS TWITTER ON MONDAY???
    Excuse me sir, there is something wrong with that statement.

  • @anthonydemonica9236
    @anthonydemonica9236 5 років тому +4

    I thought you where not going to post on Sunday I was so sad. Now that you’ve posted I am super happy you helped my Monday

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB 5 років тому +3

    Our drama teacher had a sign that said something along the lines of "Please do not speak anything about Avengers:Endgame. Thanos demands your silence"
    My first phone was a flip phone lol

  • @X_nien_vh
    @X_nien_vh 5 років тому +3

    Bingewatching these video’s at the moment😂

  • @hailey_
    @hailey_ 4 роки тому +2

    Twitter is 15 days older than me.

  • @generalock3015
    @generalock3015 5 років тому +5

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    How is Twitter free videos: ohhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 5 років тому

      Just realised that 😂😂

  • @Gueroispapi
    @Gueroispapi 5 років тому +4

    10:14 have those same shoes and my drip is dripping

  • @jaez9153
    @jaez9153 5 років тому +5

    It’s free because the creators realized it wasn’t worth anything and 20 year old guys with anime profile pics would go on it

  • @hankschroder5774
    @hankschroder5774 5 років тому +1

    Fainted: *covers “bitch”*
    Also fainted: *doesnt cover n*gga*

  • @playboivoke3951
    @playboivoke3951 5 років тому +1

    2:48 had me in tears

  • @yomom1748
    @yomom1748 4 роки тому +5

    0:38 I'm 10 days older than Twitter lmao

  • @dontdrugkids2675
    @dontdrugkids2675 5 років тому +4

    Me: googling how to change my name*
    My name is James

  • @AfterDarkV
    @AfterDarkV 4 роки тому +4

    fainted you literally said the nword

  • @krab7930
    @krab7930 4 роки тому +2

    1:38
    thats a whole kdrama

  • @Wes.ton.8
    @Wes.ton.8 3 роки тому

    “France will take help from fortnite to rebuild the Notre Dam”😂

  • @sheepgamer5863
    @sheepgamer5863 4 роки тому +5

    I actually did what you said so when I went to this one Art and Jakes, I asked them for some Earth sauce... they were very confused. I did it for you Fainted

  • @astronomize7489
    @astronomize7489 5 років тому +12

    5:19 actually had one of these phones when I was ~8 am 12 now

  • @bryan6574
    @bryan6574 5 років тому +18

    Wait it’s not Sunday...
    You Bit-

  • @belabertram
    @belabertram 4 роки тому +1

    3:49 that's from SOPHIE - Faceshopping

  • @ponyplayer6196
    @ponyplayer6196 3 роки тому +1

    0:32 and then they’re like: “oh sorry I’m an aquarium”

  • @braileemcguire9735
    @braileemcguire9735 5 років тому +3

    6:47 woah slow down satin

  • @romiedahomie7364
    @romiedahomie7364 5 років тому +24

    5:11 says the n word and other times. But it’s ok it’s bleeped

    • @funnyblackkid4517
      @funnyblackkid4517 5 років тому +3

      I know you're just joking but a honestly its just a fkin word.

    • @daxorez6359
      @daxorez6359 5 років тому

      @RomanDelGallo I’m actually cool with it

    • @romiedahomie7364
      @romiedahomie7364 5 років тому

      Zeroxad - I know I think it’s funny that’s why I commented this

    • @aidencanery9260
      @aidencanery9260 5 років тому +2

      iS7.x even though it’s just a word. It’s been told to trillions of people of color to demean and hurt them. First off r u white. And second off, learn about the shit u comment about before u understand the origin of the word

    • @el_cutchiloco7686
      @el_cutchiloco7686 5 років тому

      @@funnyblackkid4517 u need to know the history of that word

  • @Arbysomor
    @Arbysomor 5 років тому +4

    9:26
    I actually sent this to my girlfriend...she was confused af

  • @MissingNo0001
    @MissingNo0001 4 роки тому

    3:35 SOPHIE - Faceshopping
    didn't expect that

  • @lifeofroblox2122
    @lifeofroblox2122 4 роки тому +1

    I Laughed way too hard at these🤣🤣🤣

  • @veljkosotirovski5623
    @veljkosotirovski5623 5 років тому +4

    VID : Do you minde if I wash my hands
    Me after 2 seconds of wathing it: I see this as an absolute sin

  • @Dylan-xt3ms
    @Dylan-xt3ms 5 років тому +3

    I've seen this game in the background for so many videos, always been curious what it is.

  • @snakerok3009
    @snakerok3009 4 роки тому +3

    I'm 14 days older than twitter

  • @ellyig
    @ellyig 5 років тому +1

    2:32 anyone else notice that fainted made the post?? 😂

  • @Mustoppa17
    @Mustoppa17 5 років тому +1

    High school teachers: You better be prepared for college, college professors are VERY STRICT
    College Professors: 4:18

    • @subfrte6080
      @subfrte6080 5 років тому

      That’s literally the tweet 🅱️ruh

    • @Mustoppa17
      @Mustoppa17 5 років тому +1

      @@subfrte6080 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔱🏁🏳🏴🚩🚲🚫🛇💲💲💲

    • @Mustoppa17
      @Mustoppa17 5 років тому +1

      ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

  • @kan3088
    @kan3088 5 років тому +3

    Am I the only one who watches just to his admire his gaming skills? 👌

  • @christinanira4901
    @christinanira4901 5 років тому +4

    How DARE THEY CALL BILLIE A TELETUBBYYYY AHHHHHH..... *REEEEEEEEEEEEE* *Breath* I have to go cool down and drink some earth sauce.. *MMMMMMM* *EARTH SAUCE!*

  • @RogieWoah
    @RogieWoah 5 років тому +10

    This ain’t Sunday >:I

  • @ellsaesthetic3493
    @ellsaesthetic3493 5 років тому

    6:36 When you're washing your hands in a public bathroom but don't want people to see the cuts on your wrists.

  • @cecegomez3529
    @cecegomez3529 5 років тому +2

    I literally just closed twitter saying it was too much for today, and here I am!

  • @oj6148
    @oj6148 5 років тому +6

    2:28 is that a fellow singaporean I see there

  • @Yaboi_haseem
    @Yaboi_haseem 5 років тому +13

    Those wack sounds affects are clearly free cause your over using them SO much
    Like it’s just 2 sounds affects

  • @tomahawk2179
    @tomahawk2179 5 років тому +16

    Daddy notice me

    • @garorade
      @garorade 5 років тому

      Asuma sensei

  • @CasGroenigen
    @CasGroenigen 4 роки тому

    fainted: talks about 2013 walpaper
    me: omg that was my walpaper