Skyrim Combat in a Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 3 січ 2025

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  • @StanisLas-cm8yf
    @StanisLas-cm8yf Рік тому +36

    Please stop fighting me while I'm eating 42 cheese wheels

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 Рік тому +79

    You can tell Skyrim was made by british people because characters are like "hold up, it's tea time" during the pause menu.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  Рік тому +17

      And also because there is only shitty food to eat :/

    • @isaacjohnson4123
      @isaacjohnson4123 Рік тому +2

      ​@@UlvenTESWhoahh, clearly you have never been to Britian. We didn't colonise all these places to not bring their food back.

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 Рік тому +3

      I can´t remember which issue it was, but same joke was in Asterix comics (maybe even in movie), when there was skirmish between British and Romanian soldiers and they interrupeted the fight becuse of tea time xD

    • @maulerbeam1923
      @maulerbeam1923 Рік тому +2

      Oh yes because high cholesterol deep fried fast food is any better😂

    • @lukemorgan6166
      @lukemorgan6166 Рік тому +1


      Took bad they're too illiterate to read your comment

  • @JohnPeacekeeper
    @JohnPeacekeeper Рік тому +14

    The irony that the level up would have healed her to max HP anyway

  • @llerasdren
    @llerasdren Рік тому +7

    Morrowind combat : Hold my spear while I'm drinking 78 potions

  • @litterbox2010
    @litterbox2010 5 місяців тому +2

    honestly, if I was fighting someone IRL and they just stopped suddenly and started eating 42 wheels of cheese in front of me, I'd probably be terrified.

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit Рік тому +28

    *Morrowind Combat:* [Miss] [Miss] [Miss] [Miss]
    *Skyrim Combat:* Hot-dog eating contest
    *Oblivion Combat on Max Difficulty:* "How do you kill a regenerating zombie?? My sword does nothing. NOTHING!"

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  Рік тому +6

      That sums it up ;)

    • @Cyborg647
      @Cyborg647 Рік тому +5

      im gonna steal this quote and share it to my friend , must be known. heres a like

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +3

      ''No effect? I need a bigger sword.''

  • @JonnyCrackers
    @JonnyCrackers Рік тому +2

    Has a level up
    Eats entire inventory's worth of food instead

  • @justsomeonepassingby3838
    @justsomeonepassingby3838 11 місяців тому +2

    There's a cliff... dragon in the background.
    Skyrim needs Jiub.

  • @NampaKing12
    @NampaKing12 Рік тому +4

    For Aiur!

  • @mauvaisegraine3366
    @mauvaisegraine3366 Рік тому +2

    Yummy cheese, potato so good, gang gang, ice cream so good!

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus 10 місяців тому +1

    have you ever considered consuming 80 cheese wheels and more mid battle? youll get lighter too...

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Рік тому +3

    Me, who downloaded a mod that stops the menus from pausing the game dark souls style.

  • @sam_bedford
    @sam_bedford Рік тому +1

    Most the time I just spam a bunch of oituins to heal. I chuck most my food in a chest at home and only really use the stuff I i have on me if I'm low on potions and starting to get desperate in a boss fight

  • @AlexDoesStuff-d1x
    @AlexDoesStuff-d1x 9 місяців тому +1

    The dragonborn canstop time,huh?

  • @solraclenoroc2719
    @solraclenoroc2719 Рік тому +8

    i always play on survival to make it more realistic (use mods because actual survival debuff are fking awful) and i can't carry that many food.
    sad.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  Рік тому +1

      I tried to play survival mods but apparently my game can't handle these mods :( I would love to play Skyrim survival so much!

  • @JavlariFitta
    @JavlariFitta Рік тому +2

    That really sums it up lmao 🤣

  • @kayderrart
    @kayderrart 3 місяці тому

    That's so accurate I'm literally crying 👏

  • @Maiqthelair0
    @Maiqthelair0 9 місяців тому +1

    unrealistic no cheese wheels

  • @daizdamien1409
    @daizdamien1409 Рік тому +2

    healing spell exists

    • @dannydavis9133
      @dannydavis9133 Рік тому

      Nah eat cheese

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 10 місяців тому

      That's what food is: healing spells stored inside edible containers. Why did you think eating them healed you?

  • @DarkVeghetta
    @DarkVeghetta 10 місяців тому +1

    _om nom nom_

  • @AsukasButler
    @AsukasButler Рік тому +1

    Epic Meal Time...

  • @Ihummer63
    @Ihummer63 9 місяців тому +1

    And then you make vomit thu'um

  • @MGrey-qb5xz
    @MGrey-qb5xz Рік тому

    You had trouble against one women, lol that's sad