[Dark Souls 3] The Truth of ''Shitters that are impossible to beat''

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @Watermelon_Enthusiast
    @Watermelon_Enthusiast 2 роки тому +118

    Sometimes I feel down but then I remember players like that exist and feel 10x better

    • @m00nbutter7
      @m00nbutter7 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah i mean these players are just so sad

    • @MartialEnlighten
      @MartialEnlighten Рік тому +1

      a year later now and it's abundantly clear these kids haven't gone anywhere. they've just moved on to er, a game that has only made it more annoying to deal with them. smh.

  • @helllss9571
    @helllss9571 2 роки тому +94

    Lmao these guys sucked so hard honestly, this applies to every gank in general, they all fall apart in a 1v1 so they need to stick together constantly or else it’s game over for them. That’s why when you get competent teammates it’s pretty much a guaranteed win for the invader side unless luck is involved. Even with such a heavy advantage over the invader side they still die in a 3v3 or 1v1 and that’s what makes them suck so hard

    • @wl4316
      @wl4316 2 роки тому +19

      minor grammar mistake + ratio + fatherless

    • @helllss9571
      @helllss9571 2 роки тому +7

      @@wl4316 Lmao

    • @alexgalays910
      @alexgalays910 2 роки тому +10

      Imagine having to stick together non stop while abusing the fact they can't hit each other and can use various weapons that are usually easy to parry but no one is going to risk it when 3 staggered hits is coming your way. AND STILL LOSE.

    • @wolf0corpa
      @wolf0corpa 2 роки тому +2

      Theres also those types of teammates that also have the same hotspot net as the host

  • @hp100_bestofwest2
    @hp100_bestofwest2 2 роки тому +78

    I like how they throw poop because they cant kill you 🤣

  • @TiramiSoul
    @TiramiSoul 2 роки тому +48

    I always knew ganker would run away from 1 vs 1, but it’s the first time I saw the entire squad running away from 3 vs 3 despite all the advantages

  • @iamamish
    @iamamish 2 роки тому +45

    it still cracks me up - the shitter meta of either always persing before aggressing, or pulling the parry tool out so you can't overwhelm their panic rolls with aggression due to fear of the one-shot

    • @iamamish
      @iamamish 2 роки тому +12

      also mindless qs spam where they don't even try to time it, but just mash l2

    • @Dasqal
      @Dasqal 2 роки тому +1

      Parries were a mistake 😤

    • @iamamish
      @iamamish 2 роки тому +11

      @@Dasqal I like parries, there are just a few changes I would make:
      1. Don't let people cancel roll recovery frames with parries
      2. Get rid of soft swaps for ripostes (I'm cool with hardswaps as there is a skill investment required)
      3. Probably tone down chaos dagger ripostes on dark builds - honestly if you did #2 you wouldn't even need this
      4. Optional - each whiffed parry causes a decrease in any upcoming riposte. For example, if you whiff 10 parries in 5 minutes, then land your 11th, your riposte does half the normal damage.
      I don't know that #4 is even required as long as the other changes are made. I might also increase the recovery frames for parrying by a few frames, especially caestus.

    • @Dasqal
      @Dasqal 2 роки тому +8

      @@iamamish #4 Pls. Each missed attempt angers the parry Gods, riposte dmg decreases for each whiff and at the 10th attempt the Gods will personally burger flip you (Unless your luck is high, make luck builds great again)

    • @TiramiSoul
      @TiramiSoul 2 роки тому

      @@Dasqal great ideas, now all you need is to time travel back to 2016 and convince Miyazaki to implement them 😊

  • @dylanschmeichel2008
    @dylanschmeichel2008 2 роки тому +26

    Ive changed my mindset honestly in that the perspective is no longer "wow this gank is unkillable," its "wow my teammates are horrendous I cant take unscaled phantoms and shitters on my own can I please have a single teammate who doesnt just mindlessly run in and die instantly please miyazaki this is torture."

    • @pygy4755
      @pygy4755 2 роки тому +4

      I want to apologize for being the invader mindlessly running in and dying, But when Im wearing flynns with power within and bloodlust wa active I dont really have another choice.

    • @pizza-for-mountains
      @pizza-for-mountains 2 роки тому +7

      @@pygy4755 you do have another choice. not using that build. it's not even a glass cannon, it's a wet sand cannon

    • @pygy4755
      @pygy4755 2 роки тому +1

      @@pizza-for-mountains yeah its fun to meme around in dark mask and masters attire, gives off maneater mildred vibes. Also idk for sure but I think katana jumping attack counts as thrust because I have traded with people while I had tear,pw,leo, and bloodlust wa and done close to 1k if not more than that, and bloodlust really isnt that bad since you dont get split dmg when you buff it. Moveset is just hella limited

    • @RestlessTheRED
      @RestlessTheRED 2 роки тому +4

      @@pygy4755 just don't use that build for meta pontiff lmao ez

  • @golantrevize515
    @golantrevize515 2 роки тому +45

    I can’t wait for that next good girl’s so called “G9 exposed“ video where they will edit the 20 seconds of decent game play they had! 🦄

    • @ggtttgt5489
      @ggtttgt5489 2 роки тому +10

      Decent gameplay (landing a hit after backing up and panic rolling for 5 minutes)

  • @droogiesouls8635
    @droogiesouls8635 10 місяців тому +2

    Just recently ran into your channel, such amazing DS3 content! Nothing like DS3 pvp battles in long form. Unforunately ER is as boring as to watch, as it is to play. Long live DS3!

  • @Kekse4Live
    @Kekse4Live 2 роки тому +20

    That last third part felt like a long walk of victory celebration 🥳

  • @Tesukatora
    @Tesukatora 2 роки тому +18

    I have the ape urge to ReClub them

    • @Chris-re3lv
      @Chris-re3lv 2 роки тому +2

      It's such a wonderful urge. Time to go full Caveman on these idiots.

  • @dumbrecusant
    @dumbrecusant 2 роки тому +11

    I'm not great at pvp, but at least I can take a loss. These guys have such fragile egos.

  • @johnerous1943
    @johnerous1943 2 роки тому +19

    lmao these players do anything but actually getting better at the game

    • @NapalMDeatH1605
      @NapalMDeatH1605 2 роки тому +2

      its been always like that, trash will forever still be only trash
      there was a glitcher in the flooded pontiff room who instead of actually fighting you relied on bowglitch sacred flame oneshot... boy u should see those panic rolls when youve hit him lol.... ofcourse if he randomly managed to hit u with bowglitched farron dart it was over for u, he then threw poop and pointed down like as if he was hot shit or something... i guess i'll never understand ppl like that

  • @hujair
    @hujair 2 роки тому +11

    Warlord always the first to die lol GG they gave up like cowards

  • @cassiushellsin6243
    @cassiushellsin6243 2 роки тому +25

    The Straight Sword, gosh. They always think that they’re these untouchable gods that merely using standard weapons will guarantee them victory purely because THEY’RE using them. The fact that a humble player like me can take several loses in a row and STILL have fun makes me leagues above these delusional players.

    • @dylanschmeichel2008
      @dylanschmeichel2008 2 роки тому +8

      not only that but murky and PK as well. I got invaded by a guy using murky and I drained all of his estus with a CLAYMORE. He ran away to refill and I just used a seed; end of that story got mail asking for a 1v1 from him and when I pointed out I just beat him he said "gg trash" and left. Thats the sad truth of the current state of ds3. People not learning skill, just using the most OP weapons and thinking it gives them skill.

    • @cassiushellsin6243
      @cassiushellsin6243 2 роки тому +3

      @@dylanschmeichel2008 yeah exactly

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia 2 роки тому +6

      @@dylanschmeichel2008 That and people being unable to accept loss.
      Losing to a better player is one of the best things a fighting game can offer, you just never stop learning

    • @MafiaGangsterka
      @MafiaGangsterka 2 роки тому +1

      Console was always more toxic then pc what I saw. Never had that problem with hatemails on pc. These guys may only throw poop and point down if they win but nothing more. I am ds3 pc player and when I see these so much toxic players on console in different videos on YT it kinda makes me happy I am playing on pc. Also there is less glitchers using bow glitches for oneshot ppl and there is also more different interesting builds. You may met hackers but thats what watchdog mod or another mods and save backups exist.

    • @Alexander-Calix
      @Alexander-Calix Рік тому +1

      @@MafiaGangsterka i remember the time when i was a hacker in Ds3, a MIMIC cosplay character called MADMAN whit immortality who just kicks and use screams whit no damage only for trolling gankers and shitty toxic players and making funny glitches like pretending being a real MIMIC CHEST just by sinking in the floor whit only the MIMIC HEAD visible in the floor ....
      giving presets like all kind items and weapons in max upgrade + rare items and rings that are very difficult to get.
      Communicating whit other players using the text of the NAME CHARACTER by changing the name, even using bad words in funny fight clubs like : ``IF U LOSE U R GAY´´ ``WELL DONE WEEB´´ ``NICE COCK BRO´´
      Even the Hackers in the DS3 of PC are more kind and humane than the console players of DS3.....
      (also.... I'm not a hacker anymore)

  • @johnnytsunami7150
    @johnnytsunami7150 2 роки тому +8

    Relying on cheap tricks, throwing poop, never fighting alone, fog wall running, getting or played and getting saved; the story of a good girl named gankers. Makes sense if theyre children and if otherwise... thats a pity.

  • @Rain1
    @Rain1 2 роки тому +5

    As annoying as these gankers constantly are at least they didn't bow glitch or unscaled. Although I haven't watched enough to know if they have before but yeah. So satisfying to see the yellow just black crystal out even though he loses absolutely nothing when he dies except apparently his ego is shattered if he dies.

  • @the_macaque
    @the_macaque 2 роки тому +5

    I expected nothing else. They‘re way too busy to throw shit instead of playing the game.

  • @dontgankmebabyds6686
    @dontgankmebabyds6686 2 роки тому +8

    I was wondering: Why Warlord is always the first one to die? 🤔🤔… 2022 and that crew keep embarrasing themselves haha

    • @alfredovisconti9836
      @alfredovisconti9836 2 роки тому +3

      He says that he Is the best player of ds3😆😆

    • @Zake-Oka
      @Zake-Oka 2 роки тому

      @@alfredovisconti9836 no he says he's one of the best, and if he isn't, it should be easy for you to kill him, so yeah try to kill and prove your point 😂

    • @alfredovisconti9836
      @alfredovisconti9836 2 роки тому +3

      @@Zake-Oka nope i chat with him on PS4, and he Say that Is the best 😆😆😆😆(loser)

    • @hujair
      @hujair 2 роки тому +2

      He's probably the easiest player to kill in my opinion...hence why everyone calls him free estus

  • @Insanity-vv9nn
    @Insanity-vv9nn 2 роки тому +5

    They dont even know what to do 1vs1, they just keep stalling until they get help, specially the host

  • @TheAzaremoth
    @TheAzaremoth 2 роки тому +2

    My wife thought I was watching porn during "...good girl, Ali, good girl" lol

  • @cyyk268664
    @cyyk268664 2 роки тому +3

    Nice cooperation. Amazing gameplay

  • @RB-ej8wk
    @RB-ej8wk 2 роки тому +5

    ds2 shitters are even worse. sometimes you can just simply kill them but most of the time you will teleport through the map into their backstab

  • @im_cart8656
    @im_cart8656 Рік тому

    this might be the strongest 3 stack to ever catch an invasion together now that i think about it

  • @gohbro
    @gohbro 2 роки тому +3

    7:35 i like how he trows shit like it will do something to stop G9 lmao

  • @KGAnims
    @KGAnims 2 роки тому +2

    I just realized G9 would make a good voice actor for South Park character. Saying "good job, alley! yeah, good job!", lol.

  • @the_indicted
    @the_indicted 2 роки тому +2

    Holy fuck I just noticed that spirits don't cast shadows

  • @unbuttonedrobe
    @unbuttonedrobe 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the "run Ali"Ringtone Jee...

  • @matthewcastillo6362
    @matthewcastillo6362 2 роки тому +2

    Hahahaha aww man what a great daily shitter video i really love the song at 8:00 thats like a perfect song for getting shitters idk why is it just me or does it really set the tone for coming to get the shitters lol😂

  • @Chris-re3lv
    @Chris-re3lv 2 роки тому +5

    Not impossible to beat them. It's just impossible for them to preserve even a shred of dignity and actually take a loss for what it is.

  • @hatsunemiku4498
    @hatsunemiku4498 2 роки тому +2

    G9 now you are my hero about laughing and saying girl to a gank

  • @im_cart8656
    @im_cart8656 Рік тому

    the perseverance into run up parry.. honestly i miss all these ganks in ds3.. wish they would come back.. now its just people i know and chinese people

  • @alfredovisconti9836
    @alfredovisconti9836 2 роки тому +4

    Warlord in his stream, proclam himself Like the best player of ds3 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @mightylouzds3242
    @mightylouzds3242 2 роки тому +3

    GOOD GIRL, ALIIIII 🤣🤣🤣

  • @souka9598
    @souka9598 2 роки тому +2

    16:45 Funniest shit I've ever heard 😂

  • @hookoffthejab1
    @hookoffthejab1 2 роки тому +2

    When can we expect a hardcover for The Story of Gankers

  • @MafiaGangsterka
    @MafiaGangsterka 2 роки тому +3

    These guys are only good with blender. If you keep each one guy alone and not alow them to blend you win. But what is sad about this gank they cannot akcept death or lose and rather dc or run to boss bc there they can safely use homeward bone to come back to last bf and start to resummon and bully invaders with their blender again. And second sad thing they need to be unscaled for quic blender elimination of every single invader who will come to fight them.

  • @urossavic8960
    @urossavic8960 Місяць тому

    These be the good old days

  • @pelele1176
    @pelele1176 2 роки тому +1

    "Nice we got Hellls! Hell yeah!"

  • @red_girl_panic
    @red_girl_panic 2 роки тому +1

    Wait... Point up is the no1 gesture? 🤔

  • @RB-ej8wk
    @RB-ej8wk 2 роки тому +5

    How did you get tears at 3:04? I've only seen a tod ring in cinders mod

    • @padrian98
      @padrian98 2 роки тому +17

      Tears appear and disappear when using moss or a siegbrau, you still have it but it hides the tear effect under the moss one

  • @thesadye4298
    @thesadye4298 2 роки тому

    bruhhhhh the ending had me dead

  • @Archreux-Leudegrad
    @Archreux-Leudegrad 2 роки тому

    16:50 My GOODNESS

  • @GrannySoupLadle
    @GrannySoupLadle Рік тому

    The Truth: Theyre all South American

  • @FyterianTV
    @FyterianTV 2 роки тому +4

    Good girl.

  • @navnishbhardwaj3436
    @navnishbhardwaj3436 2 роки тому

    You need to make a good girl's club, people who run to boss and who DC. This was satisfyin

  • @WhosChaOtic132
    @WhosChaOtic132 2 роки тому +2

    If you invaded then idk what you expected. People don’t do dueling soldier rp during invasions lol

    • @Roman0ff_49
      @Roman0ff_49 4 місяці тому

      Who is denying that lol? I didnt expect them running from honest 3v3 like cowards.

  • @OQIF87NREU
    @OQIF87NREU 2 роки тому

    man that is embarrassing

  • @frossassin213
    @frossassin213 2 роки тому +1

    I've noticed that with a mage people are less likely to save people in ganks maybe try a mage like hazel? pew pews stun and finish them off nicely. Only in dark souls ar e their so many ways to say you won. Foe Defeated, Enemy Vanquished, Heir to fire slain, but then there's the more common Host entered boss fight, or most commonly Connection Error which I feel like I see the most of.

  • @GlassAsian
    @GlassAsian 2 роки тому

    Story of gankers

  • @jiddy30
    @jiddy30 2 роки тому

    Do you snowboard or ski jee? And which do you prefer if you do

  • @StarshipMelee
    @StarshipMelee 2 роки тому

    Heh! Good content like always!~

  • @khalild2653
    @khalild2653 2 роки тому

    Really warlord have shit net 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣good girl Ali .good girl ali 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mauriciolopez1773
    @mauriciolopez1773 2 роки тому

    They are just like that dog in front of a computer that does not know what it is doing...except the dog is cute, and this dudes are presumably humans, and not cute, and bad, and sad.

  • @chiochan3982
    @chiochan3982 2 роки тому +1

    14:51 should've mastered the silvercat swap skills before the throwing dung pie skills. Sad and pathetic trash

  • @m00nbutter7
    @m00nbutter7 2 роки тому +2

    Jeenine why dont u just block these fools?

    • @dumbrecusant
      @dumbrecusant 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure they've got alt accounts so that wouldn't really do much.

    • @Jeenine
      @Jeenine  2 роки тому +27

      they legit make new accounts every week, im not exagerating

    • @hujair
      @hujair 2 роки тому +1

      They make new accounts every day, they literally have nothing else to do in life lol

  • @toteriooxvii3568
    @toteriooxvii3568 2 роки тому

    Litterally best player of ds3 ps4

  • @davydpimentel5275
    @davydpimentel5275 2 роки тому +2

    No glitch no skill

  • @joshuathompson2404
    @joshuathompson2404 Рік тому

    I love how crap the host is in this game. All he knows how to do is aggress with pers over and over and over again. I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. I guess that's down to all his over-leveled, lat monster phantoms.

  • @rum918
    @rum918 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣 It is VIDEO GAME !! Let's me write it again just in case ...VIDEO GAME. Just relax and play .

  • @ghakal007
    @ghakal007 2 роки тому

    hahahaa GOOD GIRL

  • @danielcioromela5082
    @danielcioromela5082 2 роки тому

    Good job thys gankers ar noobs Aliks Warlord end Big Dusty they quit chickens GG Guys