Left 4 Dead 2 - All Witch Quotes

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  • @mojosalt.351
    @mojosalt.351 3 роки тому +1004

    "I think i hear my ex-wife"

    • @ksl3573
      @ksl3573 3 роки тому +12

      @Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +11

      @Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them

    • @ElNegus9985
      @ElNegus9985 3 роки тому +2

      @Ibrahim Darius Bot detected

    • @yousef501st6
      @yousef501st6 3 роки тому +8

      Hey look it's Nick's ex-wife

    • @WheatVein
      @WheatVein 3 роки тому

      @Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them

  • @CaptPatrick01
    @CaptPatrick01 2 роки тому +410

    Francis and Coach's confidence certainly hits harder when you remember their A.I. canonically gravitate towards shotguns...

    • @Pluvillion
      @Pluvillion 2 роки тому +6

      And they can’t shoot for shit especially when stressed out.

    • @xeta180
      @xeta180 2 роки тому +14

      Really?

    • @jadeorbigoso5212
      @jadeorbigoso5212 Рік тому +29

      If A Coach and Francis AI saw a tier 2 shotgun they will not pick another tier 2 weapon again except they run out of ammo

    • @unaincreibleroca3427
      @unaincreibleroca3427 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jadeorbigoso5212they... they just like me..

  • @12omle
    @12omle 3 роки тому +324

    I laughed when Francis sniffed and said "And she's close!"

  • @VITtube
    @VITtube 2 роки тому +336

    4:36 My favorite line of Coach, makes me laugh! "Quiet everybody, I hear a b*tch"

    • @alexcarter2461
      @alexcarter2461 Рік тому

      "Y'all hear? Get ready to toss that bitch"

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad Рік тому +22

      i pause everytime coach says the line xDDD i just can't handle while being panic/terrified.. it just instant tickle

    • @slayer_reworked0000
      @slayer_reworked0000 8 місяців тому +2

      Always been my favorite line

    • @merimkastrat5846
      @merimkastrat5846 4 місяці тому

      “Yall hear? Get ready to toss that b*tch.”
      Never thought how hilarious he used the term “toss”. 😂

  • @nezsfromsmashbros
    @nezsfromsmashbros 3 роки тому +514

    I love how Francis and Rochelle says about give the witch something to cry about

    • @paperhat_boi
      @paperhat_boi 3 роки тому +19

      Man r34 is getting WILD

    • @robin9759
      @robin9759 3 роки тому +47

      Well, since they are now canonly shipped, let's have fanaets of them KILLING WITCHES!

    • @syahzoro04
      @syahzoro04 11 місяців тому +1

      Coincidence? I think not!

    • @YouSmell_LikeBeef
      @YouSmell_LikeBeef 6 місяців тому

      ​@@paperhat_boi"CUT THAT SH## OUT?!" Coach.

  • @noknoks
    @noknoks 3 роки тому +361

    Coach is easily has the best voicelines when it comes to the Witch.

  • @donosporidium
    @donosporidium 3 роки тому +289

    I like how francis can smell out the witch’s location

  • @mikebaut27
    @mikebaut27 3 роки тому +72

    5:20 That crying girl's around...

  • @paulmany8118
    @paulmany8118 3 роки тому +99

    Ellis Asmr is the best part hands down

    • @underheart7
      @underheart7 3 роки тому +8

      Now I feel like he's whispearing next to my ear

    • @epicvirgin6444
      @epicvirgin6444 3 роки тому +1

      Witch witch witch

    • @skout-374
      @skout-374 3 роки тому +1

      OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!!!!!

  • @AlphaJnx
    @AlphaJnx 2 роки тому +239

    Vavle:Makes a witch to force you not to startled her and ignore her
    Almost all l4d2 players:Gives her the crown she dropped

    • @shiragamishiro1954
      @shiragamishiro1954 2 роки тому +4

      I mean unless she not in your way
      We will ignore her

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 2 роки тому +8

      @@shiragamishiro1954 unless a special is slapping her, then you gotta stay far far away or else engage in a fight in case she gets set off

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps 2 роки тому

      "I will give that bitch something to cry about."

    • @funtimerhikes2330
      @funtimerhikes2330 2 роки тому +1

      It depends in the situation

    • @gachagoddesskim7630
      @gachagoddesskim7630 Рік тому

      that's because in some gameplays the witch wanders around or is idly sitting down where the survivors can pass through her easily

  • @paperhat_boi
    @paperhat_boi 3 роки тому +235

    Never thought Princess peach voice actor was also voiced Zoey

    • @ketchup2147
      @ketchup2147 3 роки тому +22

      Wait what?!

    • @notfound2058
      @notfound2058 3 роки тому +37

      And all I hear is cortana

    • @Xeno911
      @Xeno911 3 роки тому +10

      @@notfound2058 yea now that you mention it does sound like cortana

    • @icantchangethepicture9896
      @icantchangethepicture9896 3 роки тому +20

      @@Xeno911 because the VA is Jen Taylor, she voiced Cortana,and zoey

    • @xXNikeSGameRXx
      @xXNikeSGameRXx 4 місяці тому +1

      Samantha Kelly voiced Princess Peach

  • @redson726
    @redson726 3 роки тому +62

    Coach🤣🤣
    4:33,4:36
    4:55,4:58,5:06,5:13

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 роки тому +244

    I love how Rochelle apologizes lol "MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD"

  • @skeleguns10oooooo10
    @skeleguns10oooooo10 3 роки тому +70

    Ways to safely kill a Witch
    Crowning with a Shotgun
    Stun and Melee
    Chainsaw

    • @blueblitz283
      @blueblitz283 3 роки тому +10

      Chainsaw trick only works on wandering witches

    • @mynamekanye240
      @mynamekanye240 3 роки тому +11

      @@blueblitz283 None of those things will work on Expert. I found out the hard way...
      The only way to safely kill a witch on Expert is to have all 4 crouch to her and go to town with shotguns in her face. Still better to just avoid her.

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 3 роки тому +1

      Literally You can Pump shotgun Crown A witch,Theres Even an achievment On expert

    • @Maharlikano_XYZ
      @Maharlikano_XYZ 3 місяці тому

      And also, explosive bullets.

  • @voxelpaxel
    @voxelpaxel 3 роки тому +133

    I like how nick only has a specific survivor quote for ellis

  • @wackyshadow4522
    @wackyshadow4522 3 роки тому +112

    The in game characters: yo stop pissing the witch off
    Me: yeah no

  • @lilmao4482
    @lilmao4482 2 роки тому +121

    Even if it’s a zombie, I love how respectful Ellis is lol. He’s so pure

  • @frontfaceingphineas6458
    @frontfaceingphineas6458 2 роки тому +58

    3:00 best line in the game

  • @noseman3174
    @noseman3174 2 роки тому +56

    5:43 Damn, you can hear the nervous tone in Ellis' voice as he tries to escape a Witch.

  • @JohnnyFire117
    @JohnnyFire117 3 роки тому +72

    Coach calling a witch a bitch always makes me laugh xD

  • @FireWolfGaming101
    @FireWolfGaming101 3 роки тому +90

    “A crying woman what you think she’s sad the malls closed”

  • @Hubbada
    @Hubbada 3 роки тому +115

    5:02 i didn't know Ellis was secretly Coach!

  • @joestar1259
    @joestar1259 3 роки тому +63

    Coach keep me weak😂😂😂

    • @martinsmith511
      @martinsmith511 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @UncannySauce
    @UncannySauce 3 роки тому +114

    I like how Ellis doesn’t remember the special infected names but the witch

    • @funtimerhikes2330
      @funtimerhikes2330 2 роки тому +22

      One-arm, Hooded dude, Little guy! little guy!, Is that smoking dude with the tongue

    • @jadeorbigoso5212
      @jadeorbigoso5212 Рік тому +5

      @@funtimerhikes2330 even Nick called the Hunter as Reaper. Also Ellis knows how to called Hunter like " Hunter Hunter Hunter"

    • @Matt-td8xw
      @Matt-td8xw Рік тому +2

      He does call her "the crying girl"

    • @Borealis-Architect-Ch.
      @Borealis-Architect-Ch. 8 місяців тому

      ​@@funtimerhikes2330
      Bill: what-
      Nick: *shoots Bill that looked like Bill*
      Technically a Parody reference.

    • @funtimerhikes2330
      @funtimerhikes2330 8 місяців тому

      @@Borealis-Architect-Ch. yeah I remember that parody

  • @memetime4647
    @memetime4647 3 роки тому +88

    Hands down, Coach has the best witch quotes

  • @lNeml
    @lNeml 2 роки тому +60

    4:36 I'll never forget the time me and my mates heard that one the first time and the entire skype call descended into laughter.

  • @dustrider14
    @dustrider14 2 роки тому +15

    2:43 this is my favorite francis witch callout

  • @dustrider14
    @dustrider14 2 роки тому +33

    4:55 this is my favorite coach witch callout

  • @MannFace51
    @MannFace51 2 роки тому +53

    My favorite, outside of Coach’s “b i t c h” is Louis saying: “The Witch is gettin up’” he sounds annoyed to hell at whoever’s pissing the witch off 😆

  • @juliusbelmont1369
    @juliusbelmont1369 3 роки тому +56

    I'm using a vocalizer and I spam the "Witch getting Mad" then my coop teammates can't move forward. Lmao.

    • @AlphaJnx
      @AlphaJnx 2 роки тому +1

      I see they are new to the game without knowing about the vocalizer and only know that witch is scary

  • @tivermeshimbers730
    @tivermeshimbers730 11 місяців тому +16

    I love that Nick has a line specifically telling Ellis to leave the Witch alone 💀

  • @abnormal._stranger
    @abnormal._stranger 3 роки тому +30

    When Ellis whispers he sounds like the guy that’s like "it’s free real estate"

  • @DaxAxeOffical
    @DaxAxeOffical 3 роки тому +42

    I love how scared Zoey is

    • @Cruddy129
      @Cruddy129 Рік тому +1

      An enemy that incap you and the higher difficulty, she can insta-kill you?
      I'd be scared too

  • @ifuggedurbih
    @ifuggedurbih 3 роки тому +25

    I CHANGE MY MIND, I DO NOT WANNA GET MARRIED! - Ellis, Wedding, The Passing

  • @foodood8895
    @foodood8895 3 роки тому +140

    4:55 I always use that quote whoever I see a witch

  • @kristoferjensjangeles6641
    @kristoferjensjangeles6641 2 роки тому +20

    Rochelle: Who's pissing off the witch?
    *Witch screams*
    Nick: I piss the witch off!!!

  • @ambol7450
    @ambol7450 3 роки тому +73

    everyone: silent.. witch, turn your lights off..
    louis (1:28): SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HEAR A WITCH!

  • @syahareensharani6869
    @syahareensharani6869 2 роки тому +23

    Zoey: Hoo that Witch is not happy (Genuine fear)
    Francis: You got a death wish ? Leave that Witch alone (Angry at a player for getting too close to her)
    Rochelle: Umm guys that Witch is getting mad (concerned about the Witch getting mad)
    Ellis: That crying girl is around (Looking for the Witch)
    Seriously those voice actually gives me a cold chill run down my spine

    • @nightmarebb7987
      @nightmarebb7987 7 місяців тому +1

      Also Francis:Stop Spooking the F-ing Witch!

  • @sarahfarrue7845
    @sarahfarrue7845 3 роки тому +21

    3:22 is my favorite lines

    • @RavenGamingHaven27
      @RavenGamingHaven27 Рік тому +3

      3:58 I remembered trying to beat Realism Expert and I heard thay voiceline which made me laugh

    • @Ramzoa_NZ
      @Ramzoa_NZ Місяць тому

      "I PISSED THE WITCH OFF!" 😂😂

    • @xXNikeSGameRXx
      @xXNikeSGameRXx 8 днів тому

      ​@@Ramzoa_NZTHIS BITCH IS CHASING ME!

  • @ARWINGx1
    @ARWINGx1 3 роки тому +28

    (Nick main)
    Although I rarely hear his dialogues about the Witch (specifically the ones where she's chasing him) since me and the others always try to kill her asap. though I hear his "Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing?! Shoot her!" (3:29) a bit more often
    (also the one after, I'm pretty sure that he always said that as soon as I'm the one that startled her)

  • @thatportapottyguy6096
    @thatportapottyguy6096 2 роки тому +13

    2:25 for a moment Francis started spittin' bars

  • @BlaqHalcyon
    @BlaqHalcyon 2 роки тому +12

    Witch: *Exists*
    Coach: *thaT BITCH*

  • @lackyblood6157
    @lackyblood6157 3 роки тому +28

    When you hear your ex-girlfriend 4:36

    • @redson726
      @redson726 3 роки тому +5

      When you spot your ex-girlfriend 4:55

  • @UnknownCPU1990
    @UnknownCPU1990 2 роки тому +8

    Coach:Rochelle that ain't you girl is it?

  • @epicvirgin6444
    @epicvirgin6444 3 роки тому +16

    Coach be like:
    I wrote a song for you:
    You are a betch a betch a betch a betch (harmonica solo)

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 3 роки тому +21

    *Woman does math in Salem, Massachusetts.*
    Puritans: 0:19

  • @skout-374
    @skout-374 2 роки тому +7

    5:43 when you piss of the popular girl with long nails and she starts chasing you

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Рік тому +5

    Coach 4:33
    Rochelle: 3:56
    Coach: 4:36

  • @MetalSonic420
    @MetalSonic420 3 роки тому +16

    Well, this is something.

  • @paulmany8118
    @paulmany8118 3 роки тому +12

    I never knew how much I needed this

  • @sunghovlogsandmore4130
    @sunghovlogsandmore4130 2 роки тому +5

    0:38 Zoey's voice are so sweet and lovely😍😍

  • @eslymuddjr1320
    @eslymuddjr1320 3 роки тому +15

    Imagine replacing Francis's voice and put in Marcus's voice from Gears of War.

  • @MissCircle616
    @MissCircle616 2 роки тому +5

    No one:
    Heisenberg: 4:33

  • @xXNikeSGameRXx
    @xXNikeSGameRXx 3 роки тому +11

    You hear that? That's a Witch!

  • @Human1136
    @Human1136 2 роки тому +4

    2:17 - Francis
    3:46 - Rochelle

  • @kenshironagaharu217
    @kenshironagaharu217 Рік тому +5

    L4D2: witch…!
    L4D1, particularly Francis that I absolutely love: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!

  • @smudgesludge5560
    @smudgesludge5560 2 роки тому +7

    Coach be rapping also hearing the funny ha ha oh no Ellis terrified is scary every up against a tank he screams ahhhh big ass guy! But the witch is just terror man I love this game

  • @n.e.r.osoldier2430
    @n.e.r.osoldier2430 2 роки тому +5

    the characters:
    *SHHHH A WITCH!*
    the players that plays the characters:
    *GET ER BOIS!!!*
    *insert rifle sounds blasting left and right*

    • @JameZED.mp4
      @JameZED.mp4 Рік тому

      It's more of AutoShotgun or SPAS Shotgun sounds for me.

  • @RazorRex
    @RazorRex Рік тому +4

    I seriously love how Coach calls the Witch a "b!tch"!

  • @skout-374
    @skout-374 3 роки тому +8

    OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!
    My favorite line

  • @spacehunter2004
    @spacehunter2004 2 роки тому +3

    “Think I hear a bit- I mean witch crying.”

  • @Xenorvya
    @Xenorvya 3 роки тому +13

    Oh, nice!

  • @SimplyDuker
    @SimplyDuker 2 роки тому +2

    "Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch."

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 2 роки тому +4

    “I think I hear my ex-wife”
    “Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch!”

  • @lunamodee
    @lunamodee 2 роки тому +3

    0:19 witch : nanii?? bill sann😱😱💜

  • @lilmango7831
    @lilmango7831 2 роки тому +12

    I love Nick and Coach witch lines
    Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife
    Nick: you think she’s sad the mall’s close?
    Coach: quite everybody, I hear a b!tch
    Coach: B!TCH ON MY ASS

  • @GMod9Footage
    @GMod9Footage 2 роки тому +2

    Coach quotes the best

  • @minor_change5116
    @minor_change5116 28 днів тому

    1:48
    Louis telling everyone to turn off the light then proceededs to yell WITCH! At the top of his lungs

  • @ARWINGx1
    @ARWINGx1 2 роки тому +3

    one thing that wasn't on this list, was during Hard Rain, inside the Sugar Factory, where Ellis will say "Nick? Have you ever seen so many witches? Ho-ly-sh--!"

  • @luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv
    @luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv 2 місяці тому

    0:46 "I hear a witch that sounds like a witch"

  • @tsardean7438
    @tsardean7438 2 роки тому +5

    0:19 me when my mom asks me to get a plate

  • @greengoblin2803
    @greengoblin2803 3 роки тому +18

    2:17 really?if i remember when you been hit by witch youre screaming like a girl hahahaha

  • @armyboylive
    @armyboylive 2 роки тому +2

    Dead by daylight when they add a which to the game
    Bill has a flash back

  • @marksegura4855
    @marksegura4855 3 роки тому +9

    4:37

  • @SpicyDeddy
    @SpicyDeddy 3 роки тому +7

    “Ah, witch. *sniff sniff*. And she’s close!”

  • @x-music8885
    @x-music8885 Рік тому +2

    5:41 Ellis: "Witch, Witch, Witch"
    Most funny for me xd.

  • @jasonlor9735
    @jasonlor9735 Рік тому +1

    Francis: "YOU GOT A DEATHWISH?"
    Best thing I've heard when I encounter them.

  • @runawaycat4594
    @runawaycat4594 3 роки тому +2

    Coach: *Shoves Rochelle* "I see that bitch!"

  • @Mau_Paladino
    @Mau_Paladino 7 місяців тому +1

    5:41 "Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch"

  • @voltfox2466
    @voltfox2466 Рік тому +1

    Idk why but Bride Witch feels stronger and scarier than normal one

  • @mrthanos8140
    @mrthanos8140 3 роки тому +14

    I bet he’s listening to rap. me walking my dogs listening to witch quotes

  • @WowbertProductions
    @WowbertProductions Місяць тому

    Came here for Coach’s lines

  • @xtremer9084
    @xtremer9084 3 роки тому +7

    Spread The Gospel!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Human1136
      @Human1136 2 роки тому

      Of JESUS CHRIST 🤍

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 роки тому +1

    Take a shot for every time someone says 'Witch' in this video.

  • @ChaseGall340
    @ChaseGall340 4 місяці тому

    This is my favorite lines
    0:22
    2:16
    2:45
    3:00
    3:24

  • @Father_of_Death
    @Father_of_Death 20 днів тому

    They're all warning each other about Amber Heard being nearby.

  • @FrancisL4D
    @FrancisL4D Рік тому +1

    I love when you get chased by the witch as Francis he screams like a girl.

  • @Mew246
    @Mew246 3 роки тому +6

    Nick lmao

  • @YaBoiNW
    @YaBoiNW 2 роки тому

    Coach’s lines sound like the entire process of when I encounter a witch

  • @ottovivar3209
    @ottovivar3209 7 місяців тому

    Coach is my favorite to play as

  • @jhonmarkphilipbacalso7146
    @jhonmarkphilipbacalso7146 2 місяці тому

    5:01 Coach: shoot witch shoot the witch

  • @unknownboi3824
    @unknownboi3824 2 роки тому +1

    Me playing casually as Francis
    Francis: 2:43

  • @mr.moreidea746
    @mr.moreidea746 2 роки тому +1

    Ellis sounds like his calling a cat💀

  • @davidakey9743
    @davidakey9743 5 місяців тому

    3:32 I pissed the Witch off!!

  • @brianbieberofficial
    @brianbieberofficial Рік тому +1

    “Rochelle…that ain’t you is it, girl?”

  • @TheLostOne-db9xq
    @TheLostOne-db9xq 2 роки тому +1

    Coach do be rapping

  • @humayunkabir3814
    @humayunkabir3814 9 місяців тому

    its the fact that in game, nick cries the most when he startles the witch and gets hit by it, same with francis and coach

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 9 місяців тому

      Coach is probably terrified cause he's much slower than the others (I know in game he's not but realistically with a knee injury and being his size he'd be much slower than the others)

    • @humayunkabir3814
      @humayunkabir3814 9 місяців тому

      @@Foxdidnothingwrong I get that but it is kinda funny how confident they are but when they actually startle her they are the one's that are most terrified

  • @epicjedigamer445
    @epicjedigamer445 9 місяців тому

    If there is a sand level in l4d3 they should say there is a sand-witch

  • @pomurain
    @pomurain Рік тому +1

    dreamybulls wife spotted at 0:30

  • @omarionscott4368
    @omarionscott4368 6 місяців тому

    3:22 4:15 4:57 5:43