@@blueblitz283 None of those things will work on Expert. I found out the hard way... The only way to safely kill a witch on Expert is to have all 4 crouch to her and go to town with shotguns in her face. Still better to just avoid her.
Zoey: Hoo that Witch is not happy (Genuine fear) Francis: You got a death wish ? Leave that Witch alone (Angry at a player for getting too close to her) Rochelle: Umm guys that Witch is getting mad (concerned about the Witch getting mad) Ellis: That crying girl is around (Looking for the Witch) Seriously those voice actually gives me a cold chill run down my spine
(Nick main) Although I rarely hear his dialogues about the Witch (specifically the ones where she's chasing him) since me and the others always try to kill her asap. though I hear his "Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing?! Shoot her!" (3:29) a bit more often (also the one after, I'm pretty sure that he always said that as soon as I'm the one that startled her)
Coach be rapping also hearing the funny ha ha oh no Ellis terrified is scary every up against a tank he screams ahhhh big ass guy! But the witch is just terror man I love this game
I love Nick and Coach witch lines Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife Nick: you think she’s sad the mall’s close? Coach: quite everybody, I hear a b!tch Coach: B!TCH ON MY ASS
one thing that wasn't on this list, was during Hard Rain, inside the Sugar Factory, where Ellis will say "Nick? Have you ever seen so many witches? Ho-ly-sh--!"
Coach is probably terrified cause he's much slower than the others (I know in game he's not but realistically with a knee injury and being his size he'd be much slower than the others)
@@Foxdidnothingwrong I get that but it is kinda funny how confident they are but when they actually startle her they are the one's that are most terrified
"I think i hear my ex-wife"
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
@Ibrahim Darius Bot detected
Hey look it's Nick's ex-wife
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
Francis and Coach's confidence certainly hits harder when you remember their A.I. canonically gravitate towards shotguns...
And they can’t shoot for shit especially when stressed out.
Really?
If A Coach and Francis AI saw a tier 2 shotgun they will not pick another tier 2 weapon again except they run out of ammo
@@jadeorbigoso5212they... they just like me..
I laughed when Francis sniffed and said "And she's close!"
4:36 My favorite line of Coach, makes me laugh! "Quiet everybody, I hear a b*tch"
"Y'all hear? Get ready to toss that bitch"
i pause everytime coach says the line xDDD i just can't handle while being panic/terrified.. it just instant tickle
Always been my favorite line
“Yall hear? Get ready to toss that b*tch.”
Never thought how hilarious he used the term “toss”. 😂
I love how Francis and Rochelle says about give the witch something to cry about
Man r34 is getting WILD
Well, since they are now canonly shipped, let's have fanaets of them KILLING WITCHES!
Coincidence? I think not!
@@paperhat_boi"CUT THAT SH## OUT?!" Coach.
Coach is easily has the best voicelines when it comes to the Witch.
"I see that Bitch!"
I hear a Bitch!
"Bitch!"
"The Bitch is Chasing Me!"
Nick: I think I hear my ex wife
Everyone be quiet i hear a BITCH
I like how francis can smell out the witch’s location
He must be a werewolf. Maybe that's why he hats vampires?
Smelled Canadian...
5:20 That crying girl's around...
Love you
I'm Thinking We Should Just Leave The Crying Girl Alone.
Kill your damn light
Ellis Asmr is the best part hands down
Now I feel like he's whispearing next to my ear
Witch witch witch
OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!!!!!
Vavle:Makes a witch to force you not to startled her and ignore her
Almost all l4d2 players:Gives her the crown she dropped
I mean unless she not in your way
We will ignore her
@@shiragamishiro1954 unless a special is slapping her, then you gotta stay far far away or else engage in a fight in case she gets set off
"I will give that bitch something to cry about."
It depends in the situation
that's because in some gameplays the witch wanders around or is idly sitting down where the survivors can pass through her easily
Never thought Princess peach voice actor was also voiced Zoey
Wait what?!
And all I hear is cortana
@@notfound2058 yea now that you mention it does sound like cortana
@@Xeno911 because the VA is Jen Taylor, she voiced Cortana,and zoey
Samantha Kelly voiced Princess Peach
Coach🤣🤣
4:33,4:36
4:55,4:58,5:06,5:13
B I T C H
I see that B I T C H
I love how Rochelle apologizes lol "MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD"
AHHHH I MADE THE WITCH MAD!!!
4:13
Ways to safely kill a Witch
Crowning with a Shotgun
Stun and Melee
Chainsaw
Chainsaw trick only works on wandering witches
@@blueblitz283 None of those things will work on Expert. I found out the hard way...
The only way to safely kill a witch on Expert is to have all 4 crouch to her and go to town with shotguns in her face. Still better to just avoid her.
Literally You can Pump shotgun Crown A witch,Theres Even an achievment On expert
And also, explosive bullets.
I like how nick only has a specific survivor quote for ellis
The in game characters: yo stop pissing the witch off
Me: yeah no
C R O W N
⚠️ You startled the Witch
Shotgun: Did somebody call for help?
my friend with a grenade launcher: Sho Sho! he heh!
Tank Hunter n smoker:Uno reverse card
Even if it’s a zombie, I love how respectful Ellis is lol. He’s so pure
3:00 best line in the game
5:43 Damn, you can hear the nervous tone in Ellis' voice as he tries to escape a Witch.
Coach calling a witch a bitch always makes me laugh xD
Nick also calls her that when she’s chasing him lol
XD
“A crying woman what you think she’s sad the malls closed”
5:02 i didn't know Ellis was secretly Coach!
Coach keep me weak😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I like how Ellis doesn’t remember the special infected names but the witch
One-arm, Hooded dude, Little guy! little guy!, Is that smoking dude with the tongue
@@funtimerhikes2330 even Nick called the Hunter as Reaper. Also Ellis knows how to called Hunter like " Hunter Hunter Hunter"
He does call her "the crying girl"
@@funtimerhikes2330
Bill: what-
Nick: *shoots Bill that looked like Bill*
Technically a Parody reference.
@@Borealis-Architect-Ch. yeah I remember that parody
Hands down, Coach has the best witch quotes
“Bitch!”
4:55
4:36 I'll never forget the time me and my mates heard that one the first time and the entire skype call descended into laughter.
2:43 this is my favorite francis witch callout
4:55 this is my favorite coach witch callout
My favorite, outside of Coach’s “b i t c h” is Louis saying: “The Witch is gettin up’” he sounds annoyed to hell at whoever’s pissing the witch off 😆
I'm using a vocalizer and I spam the "Witch getting Mad" then my coop teammates can't move forward. Lmao.
I see they are new to the game without knowing about the vocalizer and only know that witch is scary
I love that Nick has a line specifically telling Ellis to leave the Witch alone 💀
When Ellis whispers he sounds like the guy that’s like "it’s free real estate"
BRO XD
I love how scared Zoey is
An enemy that incap you and the higher difficulty, she can insta-kill you?
I'd be scared too
I CHANGE MY MIND, I DO NOT WANNA GET MARRIED! - Ellis, Wedding, The Passing
4:55 I always use that quote whoever I see a witch
Amen!
Rochelle: Who's pissing off the witch?
*Witch screams*
Nick: I piss the witch off!!!
everyone: silent.. witch, turn your lights off..
louis (1:28): SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HEAR A WITCH!
Zoey: Hoo that Witch is not happy (Genuine fear)
Francis: You got a death wish ? Leave that Witch alone (Angry at a player for getting too close to her)
Rochelle: Umm guys that Witch is getting mad (concerned about the Witch getting mad)
Ellis: That crying girl is around (Looking for the Witch)
Seriously those voice actually gives me a cold chill run down my spine
Also Francis:Stop Spooking the F-ing Witch!
3:22 is my favorite lines
3:58 I remembered trying to beat Realism Expert and I heard thay voiceline which made me laugh
"I PISSED THE WITCH OFF!" 😂😂
@@Ramzoa_NZTHIS BITCH IS CHASING ME!
(Nick main)
Although I rarely hear his dialogues about the Witch (specifically the ones where she's chasing him) since me and the others always try to kill her asap. though I hear his "Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing?! Shoot her!" (3:29) a bit more often
(also the one after, I'm pretty sure that he always said that as soon as I'm the one that startled her)
2:25 for a moment Francis started spittin' bars
Witch: *Exists*
Coach: *thaT BITCH*
When you hear your ex-girlfriend 4:36
When you spot your ex-girlfriend 4:55
Coach:Rochelle that ain't you girl is it?
Rochelle: WHAT?
Coach be like:
I wrote a song for you:
You are a betch a betch a betch a betch (harmonica solo)
*Woman does math in Salem, Massachusetts.*
Puritans: 0:19
5:43 when you piss of the popular girl with long nails and she starts chasing you
Coach 4:33
Rochelle: 3:56
Coach: 4:36
Well, this is something.
I never knew how much I needed this
0:38 Zoey's voice are so sweet and lovely😍😍
Imagine replacing Francis's voice and put in Marcus's voice from Gears of War.
No one:
Heisenberg: 4:33
You hear that? That's a Witch!
Flashlights off
2:17 - Francis
3:46 - Rochelle
L4D2: witch…!
L4D1, particularly Francis that I absolutely love: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!
Coach be rapping also hearing the funny ha ha oh no Ellis terrified is scary every up against a tank he screams ahhhh big ass guy! But the witch is just terror man I love this game
the characters:
*SHHHH A WITCH!*
the players that plays the characters:
*GET ER BOIS!!!*
*insert rifle sounds blasting left and right*
It's more of AutoShotgun or SPAS Shotgun sounds for me.
I seriously love how Coach calls the Witch a "b!tch"!
OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!
My favorite line
Mine Too!
“Think I hear a bit- I mean witch crying.”
Oh, nice!
"Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch."
“I think I hear my ex-wife”
“Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch!”
0:19 witch : nanii?? bill sann😱😱💜
I love Nick and Coach witch lines
Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife
Nick: you think she’s sad the mall’s close?
Coach: quite everybody, I hear a b!tch
Coach: B!TCH ON MY ASS
Coach quotes the best
1:48
Louis telling everyone to turn off the light then proceededs to yell WITCH! At the top of his lungs
one thing that wasn't on this list, was during Hard Rain, inside the Sugar Factory, where Ellis will say "Nick? Have you ever seen so many witches? Ho-ly-sh--!"
0:46 "I hear a witch that sounds like a witch"
0:19 me when my mom asks me to get a plate
2:17 really?if i remember when you been hit by witch youre screaming like a girl hahahaha
Dead by daylight when they add a which to the game
Bill has a flash back
4:37
“Ah, witch. *sniff sniff*. And she’s close!”
5:41 Ellis: "Witch, Witch, Witch"
Most funny for me xd.
Francis: "YOU GOT A DEATHWISH?"
Best thing I've heard when I encounter them.
Coach: *Shoves Rochelle* "I see that bitch!"
5:41 "Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch"
Idk why but Bride Witch feels stronger and scarier than normal one
I bet he’s listening to rap. me walking my dogs listening to witch quotes
Came here for Coach’s lines
Spread The Gospel!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of JESUS CHRIST 🤍
Take a shot for every time someone says 'Witch' in this video.
This is my favorite lines
0:22
2:16
2:45
3:00
3:24
They're all warning each other about Amber Heard being nearby.
I love when you get chased by the witch as Francis he screams like a girl.
Nick lmao
Coach’s lines sound like the entire process of when I encounter a witch
Coach is my favorite to play as
5:01 Coach: shoot witch shoot the witch
Me playing casually as Francis
Francis: 2:43
Ellis sounds like his calling a cat💀
3:32 I pissed the Witch off!!
“Rochelle…that ain’t you is it, girl?”
What!?
my favorite one lol
Coach do be rapping
its the fact that in game, nick cries the most when he startles the witch and gets hit by it, same with francis and coach
Coach is probably terrified cause he's much slower than the others (I know in game he's not but realistically with a knee injury and being his size he'd be much slower than the others)
@@Foxdidnothingwrong I get that but it is kinda funny how confident they are but when they actually startle her they are the one's that are most terrified
If there is a sand level in l4d3 they should say there is a sand-witch
dreamybulls wife spotted at 0:30
3:22 4:15 4:57 5:43