The one friendly fire line that always gets me is Ellis saying "Come on man, its not funny anymore." or something along the line, this implies that at one point they thought shooting each other was funny.
'Did I ever tell you when Keith and I liked shooting one another? It's a funny story, not in a haha funny kinda way, but more like two dumb dudes kinda way.'
In my head canon. The Green Flu gives the Carrier special traits like more body resistant, strength, and stamina. Same goes with the Special Infected since normal and some common infected can get one to two shot to kill.
If you have the op AK it's like 100 damage, 100 bps, and onto of that a 90 round mag that can bug out and go up to 300 or higher! All combined! (And accurate)
Louis: DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM!? / Look at mah face! DO I look like THEM!? Most of us: YeS *Proceeds to shoot him again just to hear more friendly fire quotes*
0:49 FRANCIS!! 3:46 Coach you do that again and I buried you alive 7:04 OH EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! But where the hell you think you shooting?! 1:31 Oh would you KNOCK IT OFF!! My favourite part
Fun Fact: L4d takes place on the first week of the infection, and L4d2 takes place on the third week. Meaning Ellis is gonna knock you to the future where there's just nothing but Tanks and Witches if you date shoot him again.
You know, I'm starting to think that even though they are immune, the Green Virus gave them super strength and durability anyway. Considering they talk about getting shot like it's nothing, lol.
I honestly really love that if there's a tank and you shot one of your teammates by accident they say shoot the tank, shows how much work and effort was put into the game
Me and a bunch of randoms were playing l4d2 versus. He started shooting me before the infected showed up. He wouldn't stop so I started firing back. Long story short, I incapitated him, set him on fire, kept shooting him, and he died. This is what played during that.
9:20 “come on man it’s not funny anymore.” So at one point, Ellis thought that accidentally shooting one another was funny, but they kept shooting him a lot that he just got annoyed by it. Only Ellis 😂
"GOD DAMN IT, WATCH YOUR FIRE!!" "Ow, knock that s*it off, Francis!" *"DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?!"* "Hey! STOP. SHOOTING. ME." "You do that again, and I will bury you alive." "Ok, that better have been an acident." "Nicolas, I thought you knew how to use a gun!" "I'm not a zombie, man, shoot the zombies!"
"What the hell are you doing, Francis?!" "Hey, that hurt!" "DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM!?" "Will you knock it off?!" "You do that again, and I will bury you alive." "Oh no, you didn't just shoot me!" "Aw hell no! Do not shoot me." "You do that again and I'll knock you into next week."
"Shoot the Tank, you blind son of a bitch!" "Look at my face! Do I look like them?!" "Not me, Ellis! Shoot the Tank!" "It's the size of a truck! How are you missing?!" "Shoot me again and I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"What the hell are you doing, Francis!?" "WHAT THE-" "Francis... That's my *ASS* you're shooting!" "Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing outta your ass!" "Well thank you for ventilating my suit." "What the hell are you doing?" "Shootin' me? That's some crazy shit!" "You shootin' me! Well that just dills my pickle!"
There are some quotes in the parish finale that change the quotes of the characters. Especially Coach almost all his interactions are changed when in the last stretch.
LOUIS: DO. I. LOOK. LIKE. ONE OF THEM!? ELLIS: SHOOT THE TANK, YOU BLIND SON OF A B!@$% COACH: DO I LOOK? LIKE 10 FOOT TALL MONSTAH!? NICK: OH COME ON!!!!! ZOEY: WHAT THE HELL?! BILL: FRAAAACIIIIIIIIS!!!!! FRANCIS: SHOOT ME AGAIN AND I WILL KICK YOUR @$$ ROCHELLE: HAVE YOU LOST YO MIND?
About 75% of my friendly fires typically come from bots running in front of me when I'm shooting zombies. and then they have the gall to complain about it..
*vocalize PlayerFriendlyFire.* I have this in my custom radial menu, that's mainly meant to resemble the one seen in L4D1 prerelease material but also including L4D2's vocalizations.
Bill and Nick are similar when Rochelle and Zoey accidentally hits them both they don't threaten them nor yell, they just firmly and sternly told them to stop
Nick : “Do that again and I’ll bury you alive.” Coach : “Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!” Rochelle : “What the hell are you doing?” Ellis : “Come on, watch it! Damn!” my favorite lines 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Friendly Shooting in easy mode: light work no reaction Friendly shooting in normal: light work no reaction Friendly shooting in advanced: oh ok its got a little kick into it Friendly shooting in expert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH Friendly shooting in irl: 💀
0:47 my favorite 😂
FRANSHISH
7:04 - 7:07 :D
Same
@@runawaycat4594 excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!
3:29
9:20 Canonically he thought getting shot a couple times was funny
public match in nutshell
LMAO THIS HAS ME DEAD
I love how they all react like getting freaking shot is a mild inconvenience.
That's one I'll always find funny, getting shot is as painful as getting hit with a snowball for them l
if I recall correctly on Expert the damage is high enough to proc absolutely screaming in pain, so we can call that an adequate response
@@Janfon1 yeah, on expert they usually only say these lines if you graze them, or do like under 25 damage. Otherwise they just scream
Easy mode yes expert “IM DOWN!”
"Hey, those bullets hurt y'know. 😕"
fun fact: nick will threaten everyone with violence if he's shot at, except rochelle. he simply tell her to stop instead
Because even if he is an ass, he still wouldn’t threaten a girl.
@@gamefails743 he is a womanizer after all
He respects Rochelle
@@harjarmec zOeY IsNt a gIrL tHeN
@@mrpepper8383 zoey is trans confirmed
10:59 When Ellis finally snapped
"SHOOT THE TANK, YOU BLIND SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
Lmao
Lmao 🤣
So sad that Nick finally made Ellis snap
“Ellis, I’ll take that gun away from ya.” Every time I hear Coach saying this I burst out laughing. Coach is just being a coach😂
Coach went full dad mode for a second there
You know you done something wrong if Coach is getting angry at you. Imagine getting scolded by Coach
fr and coach would do it honestly lmfao
8:12
7:15 "There is gon be some biblical shit happenin to you if you do that again"
The one friendly fire line that always gets me is Ellis saying "Come on man, its not funny anymore." or something along the line, this implies that at one point they thought shooting each other was funny.
'Did I ever tell you when Keith and I liked shooting one another? It's a funny story, not in a haha funny kinda way, but more like two dumb dudes kinda way.'
I still find these voice lines funny as hell. It’s comical hearing the survivors gradually getting more annoyed that they’re being shot at
@@princesscadance197
"Uh, with bbs, right?"
"What's a beebee?"
@@alphareborn9908 that's what I said. They're just very annoyed lmao
In my head canon.
The Green Flu gives the Carrier special traits like more body resistant, strength, and stamina.
Same goes with the Special Infected since normal and some common infected can get one to two shot to kill.
NICE SHOT, BILL! THAT WAS MY ASS 3:29
"FRANCIS! THAT'S MY ASS YOUR SHOOTING!"
That quote popped up as soon as i saw your comment
@@someguywithacomputer69420 2:14
@@Joumae_Saori same with Francis that's my ass your shooting
"Hey, Nick. That was my ass you shot."
5:32 Nick: "It's twelve-feet tall, six-feet wide! How are you shooting me?"
It's the size of a truck! How are you missing?
"Come on! Shoot the tank, not me!"
Me replying to AI Nick in chat: For getting in my way of course"
Me using Ion's vocalizer as Ellis: "Yes" "Okay"
Coach : Ah shit, my bad
@@xXNikeSGameRXx Ellis : Sorry
I love Ellis' line "cmon watch it, Damn!" 9:32
Nick: "Ellis c'mon man"
I love how the survivors act like getting shot isn't fatal or debilitating
they have the same reactions as a lot of people have to being poked or pinched
@@jaydenwilton5279 Gunshot wounds in this game are about as fatal as being poked or pinched. so makes sense lol
@@DaRealBruner unless we're taking about expert. Then it's as fatal and punishing as dark souls
Except Louis
Hey just use a health kit stupid. it’ll fix everything indiscriminately.
0:47 What the hell are you doing Francis?!
I like how 90% of friendly fire happen with bots are because they moved in front of you while you're shooting the zombies
This is so true, especially when you are fighting a tank.
@@billw.overbeck8913 it's worse in realism
At the end of a campaign it usually says that I had like 10+ ff incidents. Always happens, especially when it's expert
Or when that one guy sabotages the whole game but hitting you with a Molotov or just decided they don’t like you
Not really to me they always stay behind me unless I’m playing with three other people who will always play the leader
" C'mon man, it's not funny *anymore* "
Ellis implying it was once funny to get shot at.
Everyones gangster with friendly fire, until friendly fire does 40 damage a shot.
Realism Expert
@@hugow_b Point blank shotgun on expert.
@@StyryderX hehehe
Mom, I’m scared
If you have the op AK it's like 100 damage, 100 bps, and onto of that a 90 round mag that can bug out and go up to 300 or higher! All combined! (And accurate)
One of the few times Louis loses his cool, at least he knows when to draw the line.
I mean if you got shot but still able to move perfectly you kinda get irritated with the shooter
"I have a gun too You Know"
AHHHH, MOTHER
3:19 Best francis line ever LMFAO
Vietnam flashbacks
OW! You have some kinda flashback, old man?
9:51 You're shooting me, well that just dills my pickle 😂😂😂😂
7:11 - 7:12 Someones getting Coach a slice of chocolate cake on his 45th birthday
Best motivation fueled request by your's truely, The leader of the team, Coach.
MMMMM WILL YOU CUT THAT SHIT OUT?
9:07 "DO I LOOK LIKE A 10 FOOT TALL MONSTER??"
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
I always use the Vocalizer and reply "Yes" lol
Louis: DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM!? / Look at mah face! DO I look like THEM!?
Most of us: YeS *Proceeds to shoot him again just to hear more friendly fire quotes*
Kyle Chavis The Tennis Coach from GTA 5: HE'S BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@assembled1855
Mission failed
*You alerted the family*
DO I LOOK LIKE A 10 FOOT TALL MONSTAH!!!!!?
1:33, 1:50
@@artisticsolarninjaYes
Everyone: OWW! STOP SHOOTING ME!
Zoey: Hey, stop that kinda hurt.
My favorite 2:15
"Francis that's my ass your shooting!"
Goes well with Coach's: "Nicholas, that was my ass you shot."
LMAO
I like the one where Francis asks Bill whether he's having a flashback or not.
3:19
"OW, you having some kind some flashbacks old man?"
Do Francis look like a Vietcong?🤣🤣
Funniest shit ive ever heard
3:19
@@lancearnold54 thanks
@@peternehemiah1606 No problem
According to Bill’s possible PTSD, yes.
0:47 What the hell are you doing, Francis?!
I love how Bill has like, seven lines for Francis shooting him, three for Louis, and only one for Zoey.
I love how weirdly normal they are when they get shot by any weapon in the game
In easy mode *gets blown up by a fucking grenade, pipe bomb molotov and boomer bile all at once*
Yo stop shooting me
0:49 FRANCIS!!
3:46 Coach you do that again and I buried you alive
7:04 OH EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! But where the hell you think you shooting?!
1:31 Oh would you KNOCK IT OFF!!
My favourite part
5:43 Okay, that better had been an accident!
5:45 Try shooting some damn zombies!
9:56
Ellis: You do that again I’ll knock you in a next week.
😂 LOL
Ok I'll do it again
*knock you into next week
I've had that said to me by a Ellis bot when it ran into my firing ☠️☠️
Fun Fact: L4d takes place on the first week of the infection, and L4d2 takes place on the third week. Meaning Ellis is gonna knock you to the future where there's just nothing but Tanks and Witches if you date shoot him again.
_gets headshot at point blank with an ak-47_
ow that hurt!
Valve logic
You know, I'm starting to think that even though they are immune, the Green Virus gave them super strength and durability anyway. Considering they talk about getting shot like it's nothing, lol.
I honestly really love that if there's a tank and you shot one of your teammates by accident they say shoot the tank, shows how much work and effort was put into the game
4:11 Stop shooting me doesn't get us anywhere
"I'm tryna tell ya, shooting each other is not helping each other" -Coach 2009
Bill + Coach = *Leader(s)*
Francis + Nick = *Moron(s)*
Louis + Ellis = *Optimist(s)*
Zoey + Rochelle = *Peacemaker(s)*
Nick + Francia = *FU## YOU ELLIS*
Me and a bunch of randoms were playing l4d2 versus. He started shooting me before the infected showed up. He wouldn't stop so I started firing back. Long story short, I incapitated him, set him on fire, kept shooting him, and he died.
This is what played during that.
7:31 shooting me? That’s some crazy shit 😂
0:04 - do i look like a target
0:47 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' FRANCIS
0:15 - Jesus H. Christ them on your side
i like how they forget they have human tissue removed and excruciating pain from guns that gib insane people and just casual "dont shoot me"
I can just imagine Louis getting up in Francis' face going, "LOOK AT MY FACE, DO I LOOK LIKE THEM?"
1:56 my personal favorite
"THERE GONNA BE SOME BIBLICAL SHIT HAPPENIN TO YOU IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!" -Coach L4D2
4:47 "Unless you wanna be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me."
Damn, that's kinda violent
Same vibes as "Touch my balloon again and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers".
@@helpy336 Good point. That phrase just reminded me of it though lol
"Jesus H. Christ, I'm on your side!"
I don't care *proceeds to shoot Bill again*
Francis : heheheh, sorry
5:32 my god this is funny
It's 12 feet tall 6 feet wide how are you shooting me
It's a size of a truck! How are you missing?
1:56 I am in love with this “OWWWW”
10:14 - 10:23
*Oh my god, I didn’t even know there were Boomer Bile lines.*
*And Ellis has taken the cake of comedy at it 😂*
Wait i didnt know that either
I believe it was unused but there's an addon in the steam workshop to enable it
9:20 “come on man it’s not funny anymore.” So at one point, Ellis thought that accidentally shooting one another was funny, but they kept shooting him a lot that he just got annoyed by it. Only Ellis 😂
lmao I will forever find louis's voicelines funny 💀
DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?!
"THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME BIBLICAL SHIT HAPPENIN' TO YOU IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN"
"Shoot me again and you're gonna be meeting your maker right soon."
"who in the hell just shot me"
Nick: Yes
Ellis:yes
Coach: Yes
Shoot me again and i wil drop you
we can stop shoot each other
1:33 *D O I L O O K L I K E O N E O F T H E M*
Yes
No
Affirmative
9:20 when he said, "that's not funny anymore." that leads me to believe he laughed when he got shot the first few times.
Bill sounds like my father when he complains, they're the same,And apparently, he hates Francis
"GOD DAMN IT, WATCH YOUR FIRE!!"
"Ow, knock that s*it off, Francis!"
*"DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?!"*
"Hey! STOP. SHOOTING. ME."
"You do that again, and I will bury you alive."
"Ok, that better have been an acident."
"Nicolas, I thought you knew how to use a gun!"
"I'm not a zombie, man, shoot the zombies!"
"What the hell are you doing, Francis?!"
"Hey, that hurt!"
"DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM!?"
"Will you knock it off?!"
"You do that again, and I will bury you alive."
"Oh no, you didn't just shoot me!"
"Aw hell no! Do not shoot me."
"You do that again and I'll knock you into next week."
"Shoot the Tank, you blind son of a bitch!"
"Look at my face! Do I look like them?!"
"Not me, Ellis! Shoot the Tank!"
"It's the size of a truck! How are you missing?!"
"Shoot me again and I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"What the hell are you doing, Francis!?"
"WHAT THE-"
"Francis... That's my *ASS* you're shooting!"
"Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing outta your ass!"
"Well thank you for ventilating my suit."
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Shootin' me? That's some crazy shit!"
"You shootin' me! Well that just dills my pickle!"
There are some quotes in the parish finale that change the quotes of the characters. Especially Coach almost all his interactions are changed when in the last stretch.
LOUIS: DO. I. LOOK. LIKE. ONE OF THEM!?
ELLIS: SHOOT THE TANK, YOU BLIND SON OF A B!@$%
COACH: DO I LOOK? LIKE 10 FOOT TALL MONSTAH!?
NICK: OH COME ON!!!!!
ZOEY: WHAT THE HELL?!
BILL: FRAAAACIIIIIIIIS!!!!!
FRANCIS: SHOOT ME AGAIN AND I WILL KICK YOUR @$$
ROCHELLE: HAVE YOU LOST YO MIND?
0:51 is my favorite 😂
7:04 my favourite
OH EXCUSE ME?! EXCUSE ME?!
Shooting zombies with grenade launcher: *Bile of gore*
Shooting teammates with grenade launcher: 5:55
10:59 my favorite
Kids, don't shoot teammates!
*"YOU. ARE. SHOOTING. MEEE!"*
mah gaaaawd I LOVE this quote!
2:23 LMAO!
Is it just me or that quote sounds more like Louis mad with Coach?
@@ruben_zermeno I think it a line from the beta, In the beta francis had a beer belly.
"C'mon! Watch it! Damn!" I love that line from Ellis.
3:24
*Bill keeps on shooting Francis*
Bill: Nah
Nick is the only person who is nice to Rochelle when she friendly fires him
2:35 Damn It, will you knock it off? 😄
Getting shot in L4D : stop shooting me
Getting shot in real life : *Dies*
About 75% of my friendly fires typically come from bots running in front of me when I'm shooting zombies. and then they have the gall to complain about it..
*vocalize PlayerFriendlyFire.* I have this in my custom radial menu, that's mainly meant to resemble the one seen in L4D1 prerelease material but also including L4D2's vocalizations.
It's really funny how Nick says "Ellis, come on, man!"
Like Ellis just made a friendly joke making fun of Nick.
Nick: "Coach-" 3:46
Who's cooking tonight?
(Bites finger)
Nick: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
I like how they're mildly concerned after getting shot.
5:29 pretty sure he lost his friendlyness there
"It's 12 ft tall, 6 ft wide, how are you shooting me?!"
It's the size of a truck! How are you missing!?
Do I LOOK like a ten foot tall monster!?
Bill and Nick are similar when Rochelle and Zoey accidentally hits them both they don't threaten them nor yell, they just firmly and sternly told them to stop
Nick : “Do that again and I’ll bury you alive.”
Coach : “Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!”
Rochelle : “What the hell are you doing?”
Ellis : “Come on, watch it! Damn!”
my favorite lines 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Louis: DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?!
Me with an Infected Louis mod: "Yes.*
Louis: DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM
Bill: What?
An infected or a talking tree or perhaps a N----
How it feels to chew 5 gum 3:29
My favorites translated to Thai
5:33 ตัวมันสูงตั้ง 12 ฟุต กว้าง 6 ฟุต แต่พวกนายก็ยังยิงโดนฉันอยู่เนี่ยนะ
7:28 เพื่อนเอ๋ย ฉันขอสาบานต่อพระเจ้าว่า แกยิงได้ห่วยแตกมาก
9:07 ฉันหน้าตาเหมือนไอ้สัตว์ประหลาดสูงสิบฟุตนั่นหรือไง
Secure that weapon!
🚫 Don't Shoot Teammates!
Cut that shit out!! Coach and Rochelle are my favorites also nick lol
Ellis damnit, ya shot me
@@MerchantrRe4 man, you shot me? 😂
1:33 DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM!
My favourite
Yes
4:44 can we not shoodeeshothr?
I can’t unhear this now
me just listening to these 10 minutes for no reason be like: с:
6:26 So there was suppose to be friendly fire with boomer bile? Thats next level grief.
I think it Happens when You shot a Boomer and explode with someone nearby.
@@johnsalchichon777 10:14 Definitely Bile Jar friendly fire.
@@Jimmeeehhh never seen that
@@Jimmeeehhh You cant cover a teammate with a bile not even on realism mode
@@makavelithadon1224 that idea was supposed to be in the game, but valve removed it
it's 12 feet tall 6 feet wide, how are you shooting me?
It's the size of a truck! How are you missing!?
3:15 Funny voice line lol!
5:22 Ellis come man
Coach: "Do I LOOK like a Ten Foot Tall Monster?"
Me as Ellis using the vocalizer: "Yep"
8:50 10:59 5:47 6:34 4:23 7:12 7:27 9:55 my favorites LOL
Whenever Nick thanked me for ventilating his suit I say you are welcome
"HEY MAN THATS NOT COOL"
"HEY THATS NOT COOL"
"THATS MY ASS YOU SHOOTING"
bruh those lines made me burst of laughing
2:18 FRANCIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU >:(
Friendly Shooting in easy mode: light work no reaction
Friendly shooting in normal: light work no reaction
Friendly shooting in advanced: oh ok its got a little kick into it
Friendly shooting in expert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Friendly shooting in irl: 💀
If I were one of the survivors, one thing that I'd commonly say in such situations:
"Wrong target, dumba--!"
These are rather hilarious then serious 😂