I had to rewatch the video just to make sure I wasn't going crazy but uh... he doesn't curse once in this entire bit? Like at all? Not even a "hell" or a "damn".
Even if the jokes are made up on the spot, you can still practice how to create a scene for the jokes to spring from, ways to keep building on a joke, and how to transition from one punchline to setting up the next one.
So, hear me out... I did 9 years in prison and before prison I lived a pretty hilarious though crazy life... I have definitely turned my life around and all that, but the stories I have to tell would be sooooooo great were they to be animated. I have no idea how to get the ball rolling on this idea and I'm not talented enough to animate my stories myself. How do I go about finding an animator? The stories would be funny or crazy and probably not very appropriate and some may be dark, can you give me any tips on how to find an animator?
"Your honor, the defendant saw what they were doing to Tyler and did nothing. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how is he better than a Nazi?"
"Well you see your honor, my client was sitting on the bench."
@@zoelardent3213 "he has a good abili. he was 12 and in wisconsin"
@@sarahk6443 and he was, in fact, sitting on the bench
@@kaija9035 "plus, anyway, i don't care about those new nazis, and you can quote me on that !"
@@alexandraheraudet9395 "And I reiterate, my client was over on the bench."
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED!!
Dance like no one is watching, but: text, post, and e-mail like it will be read in court one day.
-your lawyer
John Mulaney should start a story time channel on UA-cam😂
"BECASE YOU SHOULD BE CONSIREND" is me whenever i have a problem i tell to my friends even tho they can't help fix my problem at all
Obligatory *concerned
Why does John sound like he's casting a spell whenever he curses?
I had to rewatch the video just to make sure I wasn't going crazy but uh... he doesn't curse once in this entire bit? Like at all? Not even a "hell" or a "damn".
That has to be the funniest thing I've heard him say since the "salt and pepper diner" one.
Hermie, why weren't you at improv practice?
YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED!
If my whatsapp feed ever gets publicized it will be the end of me. Be careful what you joke about. Your government is listening. 😅
See you at improv practice XD
Wait how do you practice improv
You practice quick thinking, yes and, and you generally just make sure you can come up with quick jokes.
Even if the jokes are made up on the spot, you can still practice how to create a scene for the jokes to spring from, ways to keep building on a joke, and how to transition from one punchline to setting up the next one.
Seriously? Improv should he really high on the practice list.
Well you know what they say: practice makes perfect and perfect makes improv and improv makes practice.
So, hear me out... I did 9 years in prison and before prison I lived a pretty hilarious though crazy life... I have definitely turned my life around and all that, but the stories I have to tell would be sooooooo great were they to be animated. I have no idea how to get the ball rolling on this idea and I'm not talented enough to animate my stories myself. How do I go about finding an animator? The stories would be funny or crazy and probably not very appropriate and some may be dark, can you give me any tips on how to find an animator?
Fiverr i think lets u hire ppl like that
THAT’S the context for the “kill that guy for you”????
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