Men And Women Are Different. Steve Geyer

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @TheActiveAssault
    @TheActiveAssault 4 роки тому +281

    True love is being pissed at your wife and still picking up take out on the way home.

    • @nicolediem89
      @nicolediem89 4 роки тому +10

      Yesss . Lol 😂😂😂 My husband does the same.

  • @manjeetsinghrana2591
    @manjeetsinghrana2591 4 роки тому +64

    Love is blind and marriage is an eye opener.

  • @CindyMcPheeBarrett
    @CindyMcPheeBarrett 4 роки тому +24

    40 years later and you are still the funniest guy I know!

  • @fancha831
    @fancha831 4 роки тому +86

    This guy's like an older Ryan Reynolds

    • @withlol777
      @withlol777 3 роки тому

      I can see that. Same tribe, for sure.

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 роки тому +203

    Thank you, now I know how to get my husband and teenage son to throw away worn-out underwear: Cut the elastic band!

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +10

      Oh my God!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +15

      Oh lord, I did not see that coming!!😂😂🤣

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +5

      Good one👍🏼

    • @vallerycsm5857
      @vallerycsm5857 4 роки тому +10

      And the they will ask u to sew it again cause the underwear still look good n wearable😂😂😂

    • @EE3rd
      @EE3rd 4 роки тому +5

      What have we done....

  • @drshrimppuertorico8894
    @drshrimppuertorico8894 4 роки тому +113

    I remember when my girlfriend decorated my bathroom I could barely breathe in there with all the lotions and sprays but the mat on the floor was really soft though the kind you had to walk on bare foot to get the feel of it

    • @wordtothebigbird
      @wordtothebigbird 4 роки тому +7

      You could just open the window and come back in twenty

    • @RetroMMA
      @RetroMMA 4 роки тому +1

      @Dr Simp ...

    • @Cristinact
      @Cristinact 4 роки тому

      Great discovery, right? ;)

  • @Indy1977TX
    @Indy1977TX 4 роки тому +14

    Great to see me Steve Geyer still in comedy. I have several of his CDs from new in the early 90s. Good to see he cut his hair 😂 and recognized at least one joke from then.

  • @LeeLee-pk4ss
    @LeeLee-pk4ss 4 роки тому +14

    I haven't heard this guy in so long, I have a cassette tape of his stand up from the 80's

  • @beththompson2188
    @beththompson2188 4 роки тому +23

    Dang. When everyone was out of toilet paper I didn’t even think about a toilet brush. 🤔

  • @darx2586
    @darx2586 4 роки тому +11

    3:26 that was really uncomfortable

  • @wesleysmith5737
    @wesleysmith5737 4 роки тому +4

    I need this mans full special

  • @ib2505
    @ib2505 4 роки тому +30

    He is funny.
    But recently it's annoying watching Drybar's videos... I need subtitles but they are half covered by the logo and the website moving all the time. Move them to the right, please, Drybar...

  • @samp6076
    @samp6076 4 роки тому +3

    Religious, married, and still thought every one of his jokes deserved better laughs. This guy was funny! Especially the toilet brush joke😅

  • @andreadiamond7115
    @andreadiamond7115 4 роки тому +8

    Great joke! And you’re right..I’m not religious. Be well all. ✌🏼

  • @Rae777
    @Rae777 4 роки тому +5

    Bruh, I started laughing at the toilet brush joke about 2 minutes after the set ended. It took me forever to get it!

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 4 роки тому +6

    Just - oh. My. GOODNESS! 😂

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 4 роки тому +3

    Funny stuff! I could relate with most of that. Probably has something to do with still being a bachelor.

  • @lisabug75
    @lisabug75 4 роки тому +3

    This is facts 💯

  • @mitchlamb2430
    @mitchlamb2430 4 роки тому +4

    Great laughs, i remember when you and Kathy were dating.

  • @trellified
    @trellified 4 роки тому +4

    Great stuff here!

  • @bornagainchristian3742
    @bornagainchristian3742 4 роки тому +2

    That toiletbrush joke just 2much🤣🤣

  • @the1ladytammy
    @the1ladytammy 4 роки тому +24

    These are not men women things. Just different personality things. I'm clean when U use a towel, it's just wet. Hang it to dry. 😁

  • @gramplolo7530
    @gramplolo7530 4 роки тому +15

    What I learned: I'm not religious and I'm not a woman.
    Welp, guess my whole life is a lie 😌

    • @robertscott2210
      @robertscott2210 4 роки тому +2

      Your whole life has been Dana Carvey as the church lady? 🤔

    • @gramplolo7530
      @gramplolo7530 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertscott2210 ... I have no idea who that is but sure

    • @robertscott2210
      @robertscott2210 4 роки тому +3

      @@gramplolo7530
      Really? You've never watched Saturday night live? Google it, it's funny stuff. Unless you were just being sarcastic, in that case you got me.

    • @gramplolo7530
      @gramplolo7530 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertscott2210 lol I'll Google it then, thanks~

  • @adrienne80s
    @adrienne80s 4 роки тому +43

    Funny. Though not sure why religious people wouldn’t like the toilet brush joke.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +12

      Wiping your lady parts with a toilet brush? Maybe because it's gross? Maybe he means prudish people, not so much "religious?" Prudishness has tended to be associated with religion in the US. Puritanism? Moralism?

    • @lukedornon7799
      @lukedornon7799 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I don't know what religion he is referring to. One of my favorite religious comedians makes a joke about noticing the fine print on a toilet brush that warns 'do not use orally'

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +13

      @@saturnslipper I totally get, and agree with your point, but I've actually been surprised at how well the Dry Bar audience takes to "gross" content as long as it's not sexually gross. I don't care either way, but a good comedian does not need "sex" as a crutch. I especially love when someone can pull off a good routine without being gross or especially using mean spirited humor. :)

    • @fujikoybanez5266
      @fujikoybanez5266 4 роки тому

      I think maybe just maybe I’m probs wrong and have a dark mind but he said you gotta have a callus if you wanna clean using a toilet brush and like there’s a lot of jokes and stuff with priests you know... so I think it might be a slight nudge to that But I could be completely wrong

  • @valerielinares2068
    @valerielinares2068 4 роки тому +1

    His physical appearance reminds me of the UA-camr, Rob Gavagan.... like, an older Rob Gavagan.

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 4 роки тому +6

    I thought he was using the toilet brush to clean himself.😳

  • @yogisforrest8757
    @yogisforrest8757 4 роки тому +3

    Don't forget #3, Your still married lmao!!!

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 роки тому

    I gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @jamescollins4500
    @jamescollins4500 4 роки тому +22

    I thought it was funny; I guess I'm not a religious person.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +4

      Repent, James! Heathen! Fornicator! Child of Beelzebub! Or winged people will take you to the place of eternal fire! Probably Las Vegas.

    • @jamescollins4500
      @jamescollins4500 4 роки тому +4

      @@Psychol-Snooper cool thy jets. I interpreted the joke about religious people as a joke about people who are overly pious thereby falsely pious.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +2

      @@jamescollins4500 You thought that was serious.. huh! Does your brother call you Rain Man?

    • @tr3visr3b0rn4
      @tr3visr3b0rn4 4 роки тому +1

      @@Psychol-Snooper and you really believe she would listen when you speak to her like this... well she wouldnt

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +1

      @@tr3visr3b0rn4 Miss James will appreciate your comment. XD

  • @joshuawhitfield7183
    @joshuawhitfield7183 4 роки тому +3

    I still don't get the brush joke

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +3

      He's spoofing that he thought the brush is how women clean themselves after... he however only uses toilet paper? It's all utter nonsense. Very silly and if you get it right away will probably give you an awful visual.

  • @yuluvii
    @yuluvii 4 роки тому +9

    I’m gonna comment four times to get it to one hundred

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 4 роки тому +1

    R/whoosh

  • @arnodiedrichs3371
    @arnodiedrichs3371 3 роки тому

    See, we men are sciency. We don't take ist in faith the Undies are soiled, we explore with our Senses and marvel in the light of Discovery.

  • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
    @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 4 роки тому +4

    This guy is a curveball-throwing dandy. Hilarious!

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 4 роки тому +1

    Is your cell phone clean?

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +7

    Am I the only man who does not sniff my underwear? Seriously?

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +1

      God bless you!
      Hope you find true love soon!!!
      She/he/they deserves it!
      *{putting all pronouns coz I don't know your preference. In case you are homophobic, you can pick "she" and ignore the rest..}*

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +1

      And I don't think you are the ONLY one, I just think you're part of that 0.0001%😇

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +1

      @@fidafathima4281 True love, with a pair of dirty underwear? Are you in love with your undergarment's odor? You've exceeded the normal UA-cam level of weirdness.

    • @fidafathima4281
      @fidafathima4281 4 роки тому +1

      @@Psychol-Snooper no, I meant I hope you'll find true love coz you're one of those few gems that don't sniff their underwear..

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +1

      @@fidafathima4281 Well, I guess that's positive, thought it implies I have not found true love. I should also point out that in my initial post I mentioned that I'm a man. This means I am cisgender, and thus my pronouns would be he/his, and you could have used "you" either way. And you did not include ze/zir which are also pronouns thought I haven't any clue how they are applied or to who/whom.🤪

  • @3lit3gn0m3
    @3lit3gn0m3 4 роки тому +2

    Why doesn't he have soap in his bathroom? D:

  • @vastinkelter1393
    @vastinkelter1393 4 роки тому +1

    my gay radar kicks off here!!!

  • @richardd5695
    @richardd5695 4 роки тому

    Never owned a toilet brush?? What did his toilet look like!🤮

  • @bert3999
    @bert3999 4 роки тому +5

    hi

  • @basedtreefrog1532
    @basedtreefrog1532 4 роки тому +8

    “Haha religious people are prudes amirite?” The brush joke was both funny and clever, unlike the very unoriginal jab at religious people.

    • @keithjackson1180
      @keithjackson1180 4 роки тому +3

      Being that Steve is a minister, I think there is probably more to the jab.

    • @RetroMMA
      @RetroMMA 4 роки тому +1

      @@keithjackson1180 If he is, then it would be natural to understand that the power flows from the man to the woman. It is natural; it is right. 'Muh patriarchy' isn't a bad thing unless it's bad men...

    • @22.NUU.DRU.22
      @22.NUU.DRU.22 4 роки тому +1

      As the subject stands before I

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 роки тому +2

      Religious Americans... Prudes? Puritanical? No, no. He's probably from some other country!

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 4 роки тому +1

      "religious people"
      Too many need to be jabbed, until they come to their senses.

  • @1536fm
    @1536fm 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xanithkl
    @xanithkl 4 роки тому +1

    In this joke, toilet brush to clean our front or back? And why it bothered the religious? Sorry am not American here.

  • @TheKlopovClan
    @TheKlopovClan 4 роки тому

    Guy doesnt look a day over 35😯

  • @washablejunk281
    @washablejunk281 4 роки тому +2

    Not religious and not funny.

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 4 роки тому +3

    Religious here, and that toilet brush joke didn't make me go like that.
    Those "women and men are different" jokes are kinda over done to me though, so I didn't laugh.

  • @jenniebugs1
    @jenniebugs1 4 роки тому

    Not that funny!

  • @yuluvii
    @yuluvii 4 роки тому +7

    I’m gonna comment four times to get it to one hundred

  • @yuluvii
    @yuluvii 4 роки тому +4

    I’m gonna comment four times to get it to one hundred

  • @yuluvii
    @yuluvii 4 роки тому +3

    I’m gonna comment four times to get it to one hundred