Shale from Dragon Age: Origins expansion The Stone Prisoner. She was literally a statue in a town square; fully aware of time and her surroundings but never allowed to move or speak.
You forgot the worst part about Shale: she used to be a dwarf woman who was apart of Orzammar's Legion of Steel until she was selected by Paragon Caridin for "golemization", to coin a phrase (yes that means she was turned into the golem the Warden found. Also she only remembers the past 30 years before the Fifth Blight but she's been a golem for the past 1000 years.
Rob: I can't even make a joke about it! Me: That's unusually respectful of Rob. *Rob proceeds to make joke* Me: I.....I honestly should've seen that coming.
I like to think that Ash actually carries around that Shiv in preparation of the pending Cordyceps apocalypse lol. Great video! Loving the spooky atmosphere around these last few vids
Sorry to seem a downer, the video was great, but Rob's speech at 9.00 was about as good a description of living with depression as I have ever heard from anyone. Even if it wasn't intentional it was exceptionally well written, so thankyou for that as well :)
Those poor women from Dragon Age: Origins. "First day, they come and catch everyone. Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat. Third day, the men are all gnawed on again. Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate. Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn. Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams. Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew. Eighth day, we hated as she is violated. Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin. Now she does feast, as she's become the beast. Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams. Broodmother" - Hespith
I'm still relatively patient in that regard... last year, i set myself the goal of getting one somewhere around or before summer. Now, that turned out to be next to impossible, so now i'm aiming for "at the latest when HZD2 comes out".
Ash is awesome but as a long time watcher of 7 things, it just feels so different without catching rob at the beginning and him telling us hello youve caught me :(
Well, at least Jecht as Sin is able to move around, imagine being one of the Fayths in that game; you have your soul bound and locked to a piece of rock, locked away in a temple. Sure, Fayth in temples have summoners visiting them from time to time and they will summon them, but what if you're a Fayth who's been dumped in a cave full of monsters where no sane person goes anymore? Or if your temple has been reclaimed by the sea and is forgotten by society?
Haven't watched yet, but I feel like every non-lethal target elimination in Dishonored fits this list, just about 😅🤣. Edit: hahaha it was indeed on the list
I'm sorry Ash, as much as I love that you're in Access now, no one can replace that indescribable moment of bliss when we hear Rob utter "Hello, you've caught me..."
You guys have been bringing us great content for years now! I just want to say thank you because I really appreciate it and I'm sure many others do as well.
Sure, canonically the name of the protagonist of Final Fantasy X is Tidus, but the game allows you to rename him, and in my playthrough he was called Tidus.
Having ti start an entire run on Returnal or start from the beginning of the Boletarian Palace of Demons Souls, I’ve never been good at Souls but weirdly i still love playing them
I think Lady Boyle from Dishonored also deserves a mention: you knock her out and give her to the guy that's literally been stalking her. She's never heard from again.......
I think one of the worst one I can think of is the entire premise of Soma. Not gonna post why because I don’t want to ruin it for anyone but damn.. such a depressing game
The Pendleton Twins fate may be bad, but I would definitely argue Lady Boyle got the far worst of it in terms of the original Dishonored's non-lethal deaths.
Catherine: Full Body is an amazing game. But the real nightmare was that Rapunzel minigame. The music in Rapunzel, which I initially thought was cute, almost gave me nightmares after level 30 or so.
Well the reason returnal hits the nail so hard is because unlike movies, where a massive chunk of repeats and retries is edited out, in returnal you live through every single moment and see it all.
Raziel from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. Casted into The Lake of the Dead by his master, Kain. By his words; "Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell."
There are plenty of cruel fates in From Soft games. I just started the Bloodborne dlc The Old Hunters and the fate of Ludwig the Accursed seemed a really gnarly one. Slaying him almost felt like an act of kindness.
The first time I overleveled in Final Fantasy X thus actually healed Sin Jecht just to keep listening to the music This was when FFX first came out on PS2
My younger brother has severe autism. I’ve never had a game make me so angry as when I played through Project Overlord and saw this fictional older brother subject David to that experiment.
This ones kind of out of the box, but stick fight. You spawn in a world where you and your friends have to kill each other over and over with no end in sight.
I don't know how you mention Final Fantasy in this list without having a few words about being a l'Cie. Dragged into a divine scheme by eldritch gods you can barely fathom, guided by visions you can, again, barely fathom, bound to an apocalyptic task with the punishment for failure being turned into a rock zombie and the reward for success being turned into just a normal rock... pity the l'Cie. Except for Snow. Screw that guy, he deserves it.
Rob's evil sheep voice gave me some Mark Hamill Joker vibes
Also Wilem Dafoe as Green Goblin
The influence of Ash becomes more and more visible.
Yeah, she's a cute Redhead and I like that but this overabundance of Ash is kinda getting annoyed
@@Grimzilla32 I don't think Access cares whether a misogynist is annoyed by their videos
And this is a problem because...?
@@Jillbles never said it was a problem, just saying that the spookums stuff increased since her arrival.
I thought these lists were Rob's thing?
Shale from Dragon Age: Origins expansion The Stone Prisoner. She was literally a statue in a town square; fully aware of time and her surroundings but never allowed to move or speak.
You forgot the worst part about Shale: she used to be a dwarf woman who was apart of Orzammar's Legion of Steel until she was selected by Paragon Caridin for "golemization", to coin a phrase (yes that means she was turned into the golem the Warden found. Also she only remembers the past 30 years before the Fifth Blight but she's been a golem for the past 1000 years.
Ash is such a great addition to access she’s soooo good keep it up ash and access crew :)
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Indeed. With Ash it's Halloween all year round, and I am all here for it!
@@PlayStationAccess this is Rob’s series. Get rid of her!
Rob: I can't even make a joke about it!
Me: That's unusually respectful of Rob.
*Rob proceeds to make joke*
Me: I.....I honestly should've seen that coming.
These feel incomplete without Rob saying "Hello, you caught me..."
I like to think that Ash actually carries around that Shiv in preparation of the pending Cordyceps apocalypse lol. Great video! Loving the spooky atmosphere around these last few vids
Sorry to seem a downer, the video was great, but Rob's speech at 9.00 was about as good a description of living with depression as I have ever heard from anyone. Even if it wasn't intentional it was exceptionally well written, so thankyou for that as well :)
Those poor women from Dragon Age: Origins.
"First day, they come and catch everyone. Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat. Third day, the men are all gnawed on again. Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate. Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn. Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams. Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew. Eighth day, we hated as she is violated. Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin. Now she does feast, as she's become the beast. Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams.
Broodmother" - Hespith
I’m stuck in a time loop trying to get a PS5 into my basket before scalpers get there first.
u in the uk?
I'm still relatively patient in that regard... last year, i set myself the goal of getting one somewhere around or before summer. Now, that turned out to be next to impossible, so now i'm aiming for "at the latest when HZD2 comes out".
I gave up on getting one this year. Might get a gaming laptop instead.
Ash is awesome but as a long time watcher of 7 things, it just feels so different without catching rob at the beginning and him telling us hello youve caught me :(
Project Overlord is just so sad. David's theme is beautiful though. Only evil players leave him with his brother.
Too bad you can't shoot Gavin in me2.
Well, at least Jecht as Sin is able to move around, imagine being one of the Fayths in that game; you have your soul bound and locked to a piece of rock, locked away in a temple.
Sure, Fayth in temples have summoners visiting them from time to time and they will summon them, but what if you're a Fayth who's been dumped in a cave full of monsters where no sane person goes anymore? Or if your temple has been reclaimed by the sea and is forgotten by society?
Plus you only know one song. I mean, it's a beautiful song, but I imagine it grates a bit after hundreds of years.
A fayth that still craves gil
Haven't watched yet, but I feel like every non-lethal target elimination in Dishonored fits this list, just about 😅🤣.
Edit: hahaha it was indeed on the list
Without spoiling anything, that part in Inside. I wouldn't want to be a part of that...
Ooooof! YES!
“You caught me...” That’s all they need to say, come on!!
"Pendleton Twins... Or Pendletwins!"
Boo indeed.
I still prefer the "grape" jokes from last week🤣
hello, you've caught me watching another Friday Feature!
I appreciated the "I'm knackered" joke
The puppets are back! Yay! And they are malevolent! Yay!
Getting turned into a slug in the 'good' ending of Bloodborne has to be up there for me!
I can still see those Catherine cubes in my sleep.
Oh mentioned this in a reply, but becoming a broodmother in Dragon age... is the worst fate. Ever. Just... horrific.
The Rosie nightmare skit is just hilarious!
Mimir in God Of War 4. The bloke was literally imprisoned in a tree and tortured for who knows how long!
Must admit these don’t feel like a proper Friday feature without Rob saying the classic “hello, you’ve caught me...”
Yeah just doesn’t feel the same. Maybe it could be a new series
The Pendleton (?) twins' fate has always stuck with me ever since I stumbled upon it when played it. Talk about MESSED UP!
I think it's one of the tamest "non-lethal" routes you can take in Dishonoured, too... And that is saying something.
Yoooo why is the darkness 2 not on here. He went all the way to hell to bring back the girl he loved then she left him there to rot
“A cyberpunk horror show more suited to an H.R.Giger painting”.
That’s definitely my kind of game!
I'm sorry Ash, as much as I love that you're in Access now, no one can replace that indescribable moment of bliss when we hear Rob utter "Hello, you've caught me..."
So true.
You guys have been bringing us great content for years now! I just want to say thank you because I really appreciate it and I'm sure many others do as well.
Sure, canonically the name of the protagonist of Final Fantasy X is Tidus, but the game allows you to rename him, and in my playthrough he was called Tidus.
Having ti start an entire run on Returnal or start from the beginning of the Boletarian Palace of Demons Souls, I’ve never been good at Souls but weirdly i still love playing them
But Rob, "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." - Albert Camus 😉
All I’m going to say is that is a fantastic shirt Dave has an I’m dead jealous I don’t have it myself
Dave's shirt is fantastic ^^
Rob as Rosie's evil sheep is my spirit animal
I think Lady Boyle from Dishonored also deserves a mention: you knock her out and give her to the guy that's literally been stalking her. She's never heard from again.......
at least not in public,.
Omg I instantly thought of project overlord 😭😭 I did it on my second play of the game and it’s been the part that stuck with me the most??
I think one of the worst one I can think of is the entire premise of Soma. Not gonna post why because I don’t want to ruin it for anyone but damn.. such a depressing game
Absolutely fantastic list (as usual!!!). Rosie's bit cracked me up!!! So much love for Access.
I want David's shirt, not the actual one but ya know
It's a brand called Patagonia, I think. They do some really nice menswear, especially outdoorsy stuff.
Ash, bringing her shiv from home.
It's Always nice seeing Ash!
But come on guys it's Friday! 😂
Rob's intro is unmatched 👀
Still Ash is great! 🔥🔥😊
Rob can make it as a voice actor for villians.
10:40 It was exactly 2 AM when I was watching when Dave said that. Creepy!
This episode had a very October vibe to it.
I love October.
@@devilgames2217 Same.
I love your doggy
@@miekekeldermans8957 Thank you.
Ah Ash your quite something glad you joined this team of awesome people
I really like the way we see more of the team in the videos these days
Such a dark title for this friday feature and then we have Rosie wearing a colorful palette swap of a classic White Mage Rob
"God has not given us a sprit of fear, but of power, love, and sound mind."
Wait. What? Where is SOMA?! I mean, come on. You could make this list with SOMA alone! 😂
this
Hello.. We've caught you not taking everyone's suggestion to start the Friday feature with "Hello.. you've caught me..."
The Pendleton Twins fate may be bad, but I would definitely argue Lady Boyle got the far worst of it in terms of the original Dishonored's non-lethal deaths.
I love Dave's shirt! 😍
Catherine: Full Body is an amazing game. But the real nightmare was that Rapunzel minigame. The music in Rapunzel, which I initially thought was cute, almost gave me nightmares after level 30 or so.
YES! Thank you for mentioning Final Fantasy X Rob
I really dig Dave's shirt
Well the reason returnal hits the nail so hard is because unlike movies, where a massive chunk of repeats and retries is edited out, in returnal you live through every single moment and see it all.
Best part of the week, bar the Tuesday(We all know it's really Wednesday) checklist
Either I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream, or the headcrab zombies of Half-Life, who are apparently aware and screaming for help. 😬
Rob’s Groundhog Day entry could have used Delsin Rodent in place of Punxsutawney Phil.
Raziel from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. Casted into The Lake of the Dead by his master, Kain. By his words;
"Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell."
'Sends a SHIVer, down your spine'. Wow. Nice
There are plenty of cruel fates in From Soft games. I just started the Bloodborne dlc The Old Hunters and the fate of Ludwig the Accursed seemed a really gnarly one. Slaying him almost felt like an act of kindness.
Gehrman in Bloodbo(u)rne doesn't seem all that happy hosting the Hunter's Dream based on the dialogue you can overhear.
Yeah... Dave's back..
I'm still waiting for the 5 video intros that which you guys failed spectacularly, but this will do for now... Haha
Anyone else only hear the word 'penultimate' here from Rob?
No, I've heard it a number of times before. Mind you it's one of the few times I've heard it used correctly.
8:42 "They are condemned to become remorseless mushroom people" - certainly you mean... remorseless morsels?
“It all seemed so harmless”
Let's be honest, Ash. When it comes to horrors, David's always 'volunteer'.
The first time I overleveled in Final Fantasy X thus actually healed Sin Jecht just to keep listening to the music
This was when FFX first came out on PS2
I really want someone to put together a CGI video of the actual fight between Braska's Final Aeon and the previous Sin.
My younger brother has severe autism. I’ve never had a game make me so angry as when I played through Project Overlord and saw this fictional older brother subject David to that experiment.
Really looking forward to the impact Ash continues to have on the content of the team.
This one is giving me some serious @outsidexbox vibes
"Hellllloooooo" I miss it soooooo much 😭
"A fate worse than death is to be alive in a sad way" I feel attacked...
Ash is so good at this.
Ash is very quickly becoming my favourite content creator at access
Project Overlord was also my first thought to that title.
Being Six in Little Nightmares, or being in GLaDOS's position in Portal!
I love you guys...but please avoid these lists where some of you need to "act". You are so good at the other stuff :D
This ones kind of out of the box, but stick fight. You spawn in a world where you and your friends have to kill each other over and over with no end in sight.
I'm telling you, rob has been truing to work is way out. He'll be free one day, and you wont even notice it
He's tunelling, setting up a network, organising dead drops. Then one day...
Was that a How I met your mother reference Dave?
Anyone: *Mentions the Project Overlord mission*
Me: *calculates the square root of 906.01 while crying*
I don't know how you mention Final Fantasy in this list without having a few words about being a l'Cie. Dragged into a divine scheme by eldritch gods you can barely fathom, guided by visions you can, again, barely fathom, bound to an apocalyptic task with the punishment for failure being turned into a rock zombie and the reward for success being turned into just a normal rock... pity the l'Cie. Except for Snow. Screw that guy, he deserves it.
Wow, Rob looks a bit different.
I need to know where to buy Dave's shirt immediately please
Hey Nath, there are definitely some characters who'd fit this list from TW3!
What is that No6 with extra cheese?? I'm hungry now!! 😂
dave looked like a pickup artist 🤣🤣
Please, PlayStation access, never leave the internet!
Was that Ash's personal shiv?
Your missing one being tickled until you pissed yourself
Cool shirt Dave.
Erm should we be worried about Ash, I feel like we should be worried
Ash save some of these for Halloween ! 😂