ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant (valley girl accent)

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  • @shanicepayne3493
    @shanicepayne3493 4 роки тому +6523

    I knew she was superior when she said she’d put sprinklers up in the trees to mimic rain ...
    the most elite assistant

    • @Tabbz8645
      @Tabbz8645 4 роки тому +114

      What's most impressive is they are on a night setting.

    • @TomPMelanson
      @TomPMelanson 4 роки тому +145

      My assistant would also make sure it had a recycling system installed. Because like, water is so important you know?

    • @HK-bl5uf
      @HK-bl5uf 4 роки тому +46

      At first I read ‘sprinkles’ and was so confused 😂💀

    • @emptyasmrman
      @emptyasmrman 4 роки тому +38

      I read this as Sprinkles, so I just imagined her sitting in the tree throwing them at the windows until she said it in the video and just went "You know that makes much more sense".

    • @AngelXDTaty2
      @AngelXDTaty2 4 роки тому +2

      @@HK-bl5uf Me too!

  • @kellyv6075
    @kellyv6075 4 роки тому +4818

    "If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas"
    I never knew how much I wanted this validation

    • @kaishenanigans833
      @kaishenanigans833 4 роки тому +9

      Same lmao

    • @skylynnshawgo4574
      @skylynnshawgo4574 4 роки тому +36

      Painfully Accurate- also the fact she had to keep stressing how much you would be that specific character

    • @scity3301
      @scity3301 4 роки тому +10

      Self worth habit i watched it lol legolas 😂👌 fractions dont understand you part 😅👌🤣

    • @sophieh1862
      @sophieh1862 4 роки тому +36

      me, a legolas stan: *fuck yes*

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +9

      Same I looove Legolas

  • @toneydoesntcare7696
    @toneydoesntcare7696 4 роки тому +5408

    i love how valley girl went from 'booked out until 2024' to 'i will literally make it rain for you, princess'

    • @leanne7680
      @leanne7680 4 роки тому +205

      toneydoesntcare i think this is a different valley girl lol.

    • @ramona1692
      @ramona1692 4 роки тому +533

      Leanne Impossible. Two people with this much sassiness would rip the universe in half.

    • @Finimellin
      @Finimellin 4 роки тому +49

      @@ramona1692 underrated comment lol

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 4 роки тому +105

      Also different clients. The first one was definitely Rachel Amber, this one is d e f i n i t e l y Victoria Chase.

    • @Alexis-nh5vq
      @Alexis-nh5vq 4 роки тому +10

      Ray Last d e f i n i t e l y

  • @JH-ur7zb
    @JH-ur7zb 4 роки тому +10082

    note to self: become rich enough to make this roleplay a reality

    • @MeghaThakkar1234
      @MeghaThakkar1234 4 роки тому +70

      same^^

    • @lemon_m0uth367
      @lemon_m0uth367 4 роки тому +42

      Mad facts, also love your Nezuko pfp

    • @RenkinDragmire
      @RenkinDragmire 4 роки тому +68

      Yes, but not as picky.

    • @AM-bq9fp
      @AM-bq9fp 4 роки тому +38

      @@Suzume175 Yeah, same. Like, I want to do well in life but I don't want to be demanding or picky like this.

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 4 роки тому +15

      This sounds cool but I wouldn’t be this picky

  • @heyitandrea
    @heyitandrea 4 роки тому +6369

    i love how this kind of attitude isnt bitchy or rude-- this character is actually sweet. almost all asmr videos with this kind of sassiness are focused on the character being bitchy

    • @nicolina429
      @nicolina429 4 роки тому +366

      I agree! I tend to not watch the super sassy ones because for me, personally, ASMR is a way to relax and feel happy and positive.

    • @Cati1022
      @Cati1022 4 роки тому +101

      Rooby Roo right?? Like I like to believe I’m a nice person, I don’t want people assuming I’m a bitch just because of how I speak :(

    • @verleptehenk
      @verleptehenk 4 роки тому +49

      Yhea what's up with that? Are the people that watch those just a bunch of masochists or something?

    • @nicolina429
      @nicolina429 4 роки тому +70

      @@verleptehenk 😂 I think there's definitely humor in those types of videos. Maybe that's why they're so popular

    • @Marzipan1223
      @Marzipan1223 4 роки тому +62

      Preach sis! I love her valley girl series for this very reason. :-) She knows how to make any character she creates multi-dimensional and interesting.

  • @elliel.5915
    @elliel.5915 4 роки тому +16979

    Valley girl: It's okay if you don't know what a fraction is
    Me, a math major: **wipes away tears and nods vigorously**

    • @raweggs4925
      @raweggs4925 4 роки тому +987

      Ellie Em Fractions are *toxic*

    • @vir9857
      @vir9857 4 роки тому +93

      😭

    • @metamarfasis
      @metamarfasis 4 роки тому +65

      Ellie Em omg yess😂😂😂

    • @DhahKhari
      @DhahKhari 4 роки тому +101

      Why could i imagine you as Pannacotta Fugo-

    • @leredrasscul
      @leredrasscul 4 роки тому +53

      but u need the field of fractions for gauss's lemma.

  • @misslewded3061
    @misslewded3061 4 роки тому +9262

    My teacher:” why didn’t you do the homework”
    Me: “fractions are toxic they have no place in my life”

  • @WinterMeadows3141
    @WinterMeadows3141 4 роки тому +4627

    "Good Morning Princess"
    Me, a straight guy: "That's right. I AM a princess. So are you Moon."

    • @nightmarestale1051
      @nightmarestale1051 4 роки тому +175

      Love the comment 😂😂👍
      You go be the pretty princess you wanna be 👍👍👍

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +132

      Be the best princess you can be 👏🏽

    • @nella77
      @nella77 4 роки тому +110

      the best princess out there if you ask me💅

    • @hibiscusbuds6414
      @hibiscusbuds6414 3 роки тому +127

      hell yes we love a man who doesn't have toxic masculinity 👏👏

    • @slayyyterstan
      @slayyyterstan 3 роки тому +38

      you spoke nothing but facts b

  • @acecola8295
    @acecola8295 4 роки тому +1296

    Valley Girl: *Winks*
    Entire Comment Section: "I LOVE YOU!"

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 4 роки тому +5365

    “It’s ok you don’t know what a fraction is” where can I get someone like this

    • @threeisaparty_5944
      @threeisaparty_5944 4 роки тому +171

      Get me a math teacher with that energy

    • @MatthewTheMattam
      @MatthewTheMattam 4 роки тому +16

      1,000th liker agrees

    • @PandanaJim
      @PandanaJim 4 роки тому +23

      "Fractions are toxic."

    • @mooncake7108
      @mooncake7108 3 роки тому +1

      @@threeisaparty_5944 fr

    • @brodypenn
      @brodypenn 3 роки тому +9

      I love that it isn't "it's okay that you're bad at adding fractions" it's just "you don't know what a fraction is."

  • @Elizabeth-ig8sg
    @Elizabeth-ig8sg 4 роки тому +3893

    My “assistant” looks more like a celebrity than I ever could😂

  • @MijoWolf
    @MijoWolf 4 роки тому +6147

    Next roleplay: "Marrying Your Personal Assistant Because Oops You Fell In Love With Her"

  • @rosemariec7562
    @rosemariec7562 4 роки тому +6058

    *"We want to maintain relatability to the public so let's definitely lie about everything"* I SCREAMED

    • @tatumwidstrom5748
      @tatumwidstrom5748 4 роки тому +17

      RIPLEY

    • @Karkatrielle
      @Karkatrielle 4 роки тому +131

      Please don't we are trying to sleep

    • @alyssam9266
      @alyssam9266 4 роки тому +127

      “I *know* you are all about authenticity and I love that about you” 🤧🤧

    • @riley3401
      @riley3401 4 роки тому +2

      Time stamp pls 😂😂

    • @rosemariec7562
      @rosemariec7562 4 роки тому +19

      @@riley3401 24:29

  • @slipskolt7300
    @slipskolt7300 4 роки тому +15033

    This girl successfully fought off a bear, a reef shark, several hitmen and a tornado just to get you lime for your water and it shows.

    • @lb4965
      @lb4965 4 роки тому +1205

      And she didn't even ruin her makeup doing it

    • @xxxmikacookiexxx3454
      @xxxmikacookiexxx3454 4 роки тому +139

      IKR

    • @roseart7485
      @roseart7485 4 роки тому +65

      XD omg Right?

    • @jacquelinekozume4604
      @jacquelinekozume4604 4 роки тому +182

      this is the kind of yande re that is welcomed in society.
      God knows how many people would kill for this.
      *wink wonk*

    • @kristagrym
      @kristagrym 4 роки тому +32

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kaylav7899
    @kaylav7899 4 роки тому +6551

    "Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped inside of them" got me ROLLING

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 4 роки тому +19

      Kayla V - Perfection .

    • @jackrabbit5155
      @jackrabbit5155 4 роки тому +74

      What about babies? I got baby heads in there 💀

    • @musicaladventure5
      @musicaladventure5 4 роки тому +57

      And there was a cut there too, she must have died laughing. I certainly did XD

    • @jezebelle137
      @jezebelle137 4 роки тому +7

      @@musicaladventure5 That made me laugh even harder. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

    • @littlemayflower6067
      @littlemayflower6067 4 роки тому +8

      that got me giggling because my kneecaps look exactly like two ugly baby faces

  • @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14
    @HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14 4 роки тому +6066

    me: *expects her to be really bitchy*
    erin: "good _morning,_ princess!"
    me: *[gay in 50 different languages]*

    • @avaandrews3203
      @avaandrews3203 4 роки тому +465

      Me: *bi in 100 languages*

    • @hamvii_
      @hamvii_ 4 роки тому +255

      Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS AND PRECIOUS AT THE SAME TIME I-

    • @mistyfox5174
      @mistyfox5174 4 роки тому +201

      Lol I’m a femboy so it really made me happy when I got called princess

    • @cactus_tea
      @cactus_tea 4 роки тому +126

      Me: [*pan and poly in every language*]

    • @lesbianspacecadet
      @lesbianspacecadet 4 роки тому +82

      Ikr? I think I fell in love with my assistant-

  • @theaterpsycho8885
    @theaterpsycho8885 4 роки тому +2735

    When she said “noise maker” my mind went to a person in the room just politely yelling until I remembered machines exist

    • @marcperez8268
      @marcperez8268 4 роки тому +49

      Theater psycho I thought of the noisemakers you get at like New Years and college football games

    • @ardenmurray9217
      @ardenmurray9217 4 роки тому +35

      I see that hidgens profile pic. Hello fellow starkid fan

    • @someonelogical7555
      @someonelogical7555 4 роки тому +60

      This is such a stupidly funny mental image thank u

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 4 роки тому +68

      "politely yelling" lmao

    • @ghostcyberpunk1814
      @ghostcyberpunk1814 4 роки тому +12

      Theater psycho how do you even politely yell lmao ?

  • @zoebean3602
    @zoebean3602 4 роки тому +6046

    did anyone else get sad when this ended? i was so ready to meet cassandra and workout with oliver and have yoga

    • @acarcarazza
      @acarcarazza 4 роки тому +185

      zoe bean! YES. Should be the next few videos of the valley series... 👀 js

    • @umxi4077
      @umxi4077 4 роки тому +150

      Alessandra G. G. she should collab with other small asmrtists to role play as Oliver and Cassandra I would cry happy tears

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 роки тому +22

      @Oliver Plays08/rbl this reply is very iconic

    • @nerys2263
      @nerys2263 4 роки тому +17

      Agreed - I would love to just live out this life in asmr every night

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 роки тому +4

      zoe bean! Its funny because i have a need to show my superiority towards all other people named oliver

  • @aabatterypac3389
    @aabatterypac3389 4 роки тому +904

    The beginning implies that this assistant is just waiting in her bedroom and I’m living for it

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 роки тому +37

      Ikr. Just making calls while waiting by the bed

    • @theaterpsycho8885
      @theaterpsycho8885 4 роки тому +57

      She has her own bed in the corner to make sure everything is ok

    • @camilamoll3343
      @camilamoll3343 4 роки тому +6

      @@theaterpsycho8885 profesor hidgens

    • @ampersandcastle1091
      @ampersandcastle1091 4 роки тому +3

      Camila Moll kooky biology professor

    • @chio3380
      @chio3380 4 роки тому +1

      @@theaterpsycho8885 why cant she sleep next to me i--

  • @andrewherrmann5243
    @andrewherrmann5243 3 роки тому +221

    "Coconut water, unpressed, obviously 🗡️" Words cannot describe how badly I want to treat this personal assistant to a day to herself

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 2 роки тому +3

      Is that even a thing?? Like even possible to do??

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +5014

    _"Fractions are toxic"_
    _"Fractions have no place in your life"_
    Me, doing math homework: Go off sis, speak your truth

    • @lark2319
      @lark2319 4 роки тому +29

      Abby Wolffe I’d wonder why you’re watching asmr while doing your math homework but I watch asmr in the afternoon sometimes so I can’t really talk

    • @bubzowski3779
      @bubzowski3779 4 роки тому +30

      Christ i misread it as fanfiction

    • @kehalniis
      @kehalniis 4 роки тому +13

      Laura Koskinen || Welllllll some people use ASMR to help them study .3.

    • @andreajamieson6251
      @andreajamieson6251 4 роки тому +12

      Omg I thought I was the only one that did homework and listened to asmr

    • @ashieloves_cupcakes5392
      @ashieloves_cupcakes5392 4 роки тому

      YES

  • @Awhiiiii.x
    @Awhiiiii.x 4 роки тому +5309

    "104.5 degrees of course"
    Me: *sweats in celsius*

  • @boabee2608
    @boabee2608 4 роки тому +11338

    Me this whole time: you don’t have to do that, you don’t have to do that, oh you don’t have to do that

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому +258

      mood

    • @brown9671
      @brown9671 4 роки тому +102

      Nah, you have to do that

    • @scenekween666
      @scenekween666 4 роки тому +25

      Lmao

    • @fancyshmancypants
      @fancyshmancypants 4 роки тому +303

      It felt like getting a first class ticket to life.

    • @LatIenws
      @LatIenws 4 роки тому +276

      I felt like a jerk lol 😂

  • @DiscoSheepOffish
    @DiscoSheepOffish 4 роки тому +551

    Erin: I’m thinking a mid-height pony, a smoked out bronze eye, peachy glossy lip.
    My bird who loves ASMR: *happy birb noises*

  • @iambagel9681
    @iambagel9681 4 роки тому +3446

    the legolas bit sends me EVERYTIME. the thought of asking your assistant to remind you that you would be legolas if you were in lord of the rings is such a funny concept to me

    • @bellebirdy
      @bellebirdy 4 роки тому +39

      I want to be Sam 🥺

    • @some_user9978
      @some_user9978 4 роки тому +14

      I ADORE EVERY BIT

    • @plainbutterfly1153
      @plainbutterfly1153 4 роки тому +8

      I love your name :)

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +24

      I did do a LOTR character personality quiz yesterday and it said I was Legolas so it pretty much confirms it 🧝🏻‍♀️❤🤘🏻

    • @nessie_with_internet_access
      @nessie_with_internet_access 2 роки тому +5

      Help- I’ve never watched lord of the rings so I though she was saying Legoless

  • @ra1nnforest923
    @ra1nnforest923 4 роки тому +5859

    I can't tell if she's actually being nice or just acting like that so she gets paid but still this is the nicest a person has ever been to me

    • @kaijones7323
      @kaijones7323 4 роки тому +405

      My biggest thought was basically, if I quit, can I still afford her? And will she still want the job of managing my life of bed and brunches?

    • @jasminexxxxxx
      @jasminexxxxxx 4 роки тому +95

      MiracleRose you make me second guess this whole thing now

    • @ra1nnforest923
      @ra1nnforest923 4 роки тому +92

      jasminetara welcome to my world I second guess EVERYTHING

    • @kimberlyanneart8626
      @kimberlyanneart8626 4 роки тому +120

      She definitley does not get paid enough for the extent she goes to as a pa

    • @jennasalmela6646
      @jennasalmela6646 4 роки тому +94

      I can't help but think how in a few years (decades?) there would be headlines about how a girl suddenly got shot into stardom and in her naivety/inexperience got wrapped up with a manipulative personal assistant that spent years pulling the strings behind her career and life.
      Hopefully I'm wrong on that.

  • @JoBrOsLoveeee
    @JoBrOsLoveeee 4 роки тому +2004

    valley girl: Kristen Stewert's polished peach lip with a messy smoky eye, its a great look
    valley girl: (is wearing The Look) :)

    • @minniestagram
      @minniestagram 4 роки тому +60

      I was about to comment how she was inspired by the look she showed us 🥺

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 роки тому +23

      Aww she wanted to twin

  • @audrey1690
    @audrey1690 3 роки тому +1425

    I love this comments section. Part of it is my fellow thirsty bi girls, another part consists of nerds screaming about Legolas (again, can relate), and the other part is dudes fighting toxic masculinity in the cutest way ever. And honestly mad respect to all 3 parties.

  • @bethzilla44
    @bethzilla44 4 роки тому +3247

    We’re getting more celebrity stylist attention than actual celebrities are right now

    • @aimiskhan
      @aimiskhan 4 роки тому +55

      No joke sis 😂 I'm feeling luxurious ,fabulous & grateful about having a life that I never had after watching this.

    • @dmnddst
      @dmnddst 4 роки тому +33

      hey sisters! wanna drive our rolls royces to get starbucks in beverly hills and ignore paparazzis taking pictures of us?

    • @maiakromer1747
      @maiakromer1747 4 роки тому +2

      BethZ good

    • @DistressedMushroom
      @DistressedMushroom 4 роки тому +10

      @@dmnddst sounds great, we just need to check out gucci on the way I just have to make sure to talk to my personal shopper about getting a new summer wardrobe

    • @noahsnell2413
      @noahsnell2413 4 роки тому +4

      IKR all the celebrities be singing trying to “help”us

  • @VexenDmitri
    @VexenDmitri 4 роки тому +6553

    "Good morning, princess."
    Me, a 25 year old guy: *happy noises* :)

  • @berrycoolofyou7886
    @berrycoolofyou7886 4 роки тому +1430

    The comedy in this video is golden I'm crying. Fractions are toxic.

  • @paigestation8229
    @paigestation8229 4 роки тому +637

    Erin: “You would be Legoless”
    Me, having never seen lotr: “yes this is exactly the kind of positive energy I need. my skin is clear. my depression has lifted. my hair has grown. have a raise my dear”

  • @robinbirb
    @robinbirb 4 роки тому +740

    "If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas" is definitely the best personal affirmation I've ever heard.

    • @melodyacosta5939
      @melodyacosta5939 4 роки тому +22

      SAME I didn't know how much I needed to hear that, now I feel so beautiful and powerful

    • @Empolo18
      @Empolo18 4 роки тому +5

      As a fully bearded male I feel like more of a Gimli than a Legolas but ya know... I'm not going to argue with my assistant who calls me "Princess"

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 4 роки тому +1

      @@Empolo18 😂😂

  • @pixlemonade
    @pixlemonade 4 роки тому +8922

    “Fractions are toxic” I’m making that my senior quote

    • @Mariss242
      @Mariss242 4 роки тому +73

      I wish I had Erin during my senior year like 7 years ago to quote.

    • @Walrusman_180
      @Walrusman_180 4 роки тому +32

      Ya know, I had one in mind but this..... is way better than mine.

    • @abbiecooper3816
      @abbiecooper3816 4 роки тому +5

      Me too

    • @kathyv.6586
      @kathyv.6586 4 роки тому +30

      Don’t forget the “I don’t need them in my life”.

    • @hanjo8843
      @hanjo8843 4 роки тому +44

      Mine is "😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞 His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍"

  • @jovi_al
    @jovi_al 4 роки тому +3580

    To whoever predicted the valley girl video in the last comments section:
    Are you for hire?

  • @RangaRussian
    @RangaRussian 3 роки тому +173

    The way she speaks is honestly so aesthetically pleasing and soothing.

  • @asteradams
    @asteradams 4 роки тому +2392

    God, I’m not even 5 minutes in and like... I’ve never had anyone be this nice to me. I think I’d cry?

    • @hyleenpognaire8134
      @hyleenpognaire8134 4 роки тому +43

      @Aleksander Gray dont forget tp drink water later to rehydrate!

    • @ep8246
      @ep8246 4 роки тому +47

      Aw, you deserve to be treated nicely. At least you got to experience part of it with erin

    • @dmnddst
      @dmnddst 4 роки тому +32

      hey wanna cry together? its alot more fun

    • @slplssgr
      @slplssgr 4 роки тому +19

      @@dmnddst can I join?

    • @Oliver-zn5my
      @Oliver-zn5my 4 роки тому +14

      Me too

  • @phoenixette5676
    @phoenixette5676 4 роки тому +3022

    Someone: oh it’s raining
    Me, an intellectual: oh the sprinklers in the trees are on

  • @KayleeMarie_
    @KayleeMarie_ 4 роки тому +2047

    Me doing math from now on: “Fractions are TOXIC.”

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 4 роки тому +5

      @Megan Rose Now that there's no school, it went from me only having to do about one page of math per day but now its 5-10 because I became a homeschooling teacher 🤣 Thankfully its first grade but holy shitsies, it's the math I was doing in 3rd grade 😅

    • @NinaDeCanela
      @NinaDeCanela 4 роки тому +1

      fr girl

    • @scoxocs
      @scoxocs 4 роки тому +2

      This is the opposite of Quantum ASMR

    • @ashieloves_cupcakes5392
      @ashieloves_cupcakes5392 4 роки тому +1

      "You have no need to understand them, because they dont understand You!"

    • @tonijelecevic4332
      @tonijelecevic4332 4 роки тому +1

      Politics be like

  • @90swifi99
    @90swifi99 4 роки тому +796

    Me : **almost asleep**
    Her: everyone LOVES your kneecaps
    Me: **dies of laughter**

    • @fuckstick2203
      @fuckstick2203 2 роки тому +4

      Me: almost asleep
      This comment: existing
      Me: now cackling

  • @natalieb7485
    @natalieb7485 4 роки тому +738

    "It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how how times it's explained to you. Fractions have no place in your life"
    Thankyou Valley Girl, I needed to hear that today

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 4 роки тому +23

      No but seriously I have dyslexia/discalculia and I've always struggled a lot with math so it was nice

    • @Mar-xs3hg
      @Mar-xs3hg 4 роки тому +4

      I feel seen

    • @astridjaye6224
      @astridjaye6224 4 роки тому +8

      Math is mental abuse to humans

  • @zinamavromati348
    @zinamavromati348 4 роки тому +1186

    "You don't have the souls of the dead trapped in your kneecaps~" WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO SELENA GOMEZ'S BABY FACED KNEECAPS I'M CRYING-

  • @allthatglitters374
    @allthatglitters374 4 роки тому +5640

    I'm straight obsessed with whoever this celebrity is we stan a queen who doesn't understand fractions and ghosted Timothy chat roulette

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 роки тому +495

      Chat roulette I'm-

    • @shay-ll4wh
      @shay-ll4wh 4 роки тому +31

      hello there AGAJSH

    • @axseri
      @axseri 4 роки тому +28

      Skittish Nitzer if I was a famous celebrity then that would be me.

    • @fleurdelys6102
      @fleurdelys6102 4 роки тому +123

      timothy chatroulette i-
      thats it ive had it... skjjcavufubj

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx 4 роки тому +48

      lol I haven’t even watched the video yet but I _knew_ who you meant lmao

  • @twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525
    @twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525 4 роки тому +2126

    "you have that delicious tan right now"
    Me, a naturally brown girl who has always hated her skin colour: Thank you :( 💓

    • @sleepingArisu
      @sleepingArisu 4 роки тому +318

      Wtf brown skin is gorgeous?? You go and rock that skin tone honey

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +81

      I'm rather pale and I have loads of freckles, I would love to have a tan, even if it's a slight tan

    • @meganmcalpine9033
      @meganmcalpine9033 4 роки тому +100

      you are wonderful and beautiful you permanently have the tan everyone adores, and when people see you they can only think about how they wish they could look like you i assure you

    • @adwaitab.3622
      @adwaitab.3622 4 роки тому +94

      So nice to see such positivity in this comment section 👩🏾👩🏾

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 4 роки тому +8

      Ha.

  • @theojones7078
    @theojones7078 4 роки тому +4194

    The valley girl could ruin my life and i would thank her.

    • @furiousfuryan
      @furiousfuryan 4 роки тому +88

      My dream is to get killed by valley girl, then be revived and killed again by Angelica.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 роки тому +22

      @@furiousfuryan
      Only if Angelica is doing one of her sassy nun characters.

    • @scrungly
      @scrungly 4 роки тому +15

      i want valley girl to step on me

    • @juicedaone1153
      @juicedaone1153 4 роки тому +5

      You right

    • @eduardoleite6917
      @eduardoleite6917 4 роки тому

      SIMPS BEGONE

  • @Jasmine-fj6vu
    @Jasmine-fj6vu 4 роки тому +937

    this is supposed to be putting me to sleep but i burst out laughing when she started talking about how "its okay not to understand fractions" 💀😂

  • @cheesecakenbeans6948
    @cheesecakenbeans6948 4 роки тому +306

    "I think her outfit is so chic."
    I legitimately thought she was gonna say "fetch"-
    I've watched Mean Girls too many times this week.

    • @rainn7517
      @rainn7517 3 роки тому +13

      *GRETCHEN! STOP TRYING TOO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN. ITS NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN."

    • @mattl5727
      @mattl5727 3 роки тому +12

      I ironically use the word fetch in my everyday vocabulary. send help

    • @plcatalano
      @plcatalano 2 роки тому

      LOL

  • @SpicyPepperon
    @SpicyPepperon 4 роки тому +501

    Give this woman an academy award for playing the most convincing LA valley girl ever

  • @ThoseTrickyThings
    @ThoseTrickyThings 4 роки тому +1937

    Valley Girl: I swear you look prettier every time I see you
    Me: N O U

  • @harpa9735
    @harpa9735 4 роки тому +3263

    “You are so beautiful today babe”
    me lying in bed with an eye infection: *thanks*

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 роки тому +69

      I hope you get well soon!! ❤️❤️

    • @luvsmr1750
      @luvsmr1750 4 роки тому +110

      I FARTED LMAO

    • @kiIIann
      @kiIIann 4 роки тому +53

      luvsmr LMAO IS THAT NORMAL 😭

    • @harpa9735
      @harpa9735 4 роки тому +40

      luvsmr LMAO IM WEEZING

    • @alternativegreeting3637
      @alternativegreeting3637 4 роки тому +29

      my brethren. i, too, have the joys of an eye infection

  • @towlie710
    @towlie710 4 роки тому +547

    Moon: Good morning princess!
    Me, a 37 year old man: *blushes*

    • @charchar4276
      @charchar4276 3 роки тому +17

      awww

    • @mourningdewey
      @mourningdewey 3 роки тому +31

      you ARE a princess !! live your truth , your highness !!! we love you 💙

  • @cadypoorman500
    @cadypoorman500 4 роки тому +665

    For whatever reason, these “Valley Girl” videos are giving more actual ASMR tingles than any other videos on UA-cam. I am so happy to see a new one, I watched the last one like 300 times!!!

  • @hannahcawley6822
    @hannahcawley6822 4 роки тому +884

    Valley girl makes her return!! Her spicy sass soothes my soul

  • @zacharybartz7453
    @zacharybartz7453 4 роки тому +940

    “Three candles, already burning” I’m already dead

  • @melissaalva703
    @melissaalva703 2 роки тому +67

    As someone who has struggled with asking for what I want and being a people pleaser all my life, this video is just like a soothing balm to my soul. There is no judgment to what ever ridiculous "request" famous me makes and all my Ideas are brilliant according to my assistant. It's like free therapy. Now go add exactly five feathers to each of my pillows!

  • @maycanteven3674
    @maycanteven3674 4 роки тому +2041

    Scandal : Rising celebrity allegedly dating their personal assistant-

    • @ArthurPencilDragon
      @ArthurPencilDragon 4 роки тому +161

      Did you mean: Tony Stark ?

    • @redisred5
      @redisred5 4 роки тому +1

      ok but like whats wrong with that

    • @UrsusDerpus
      @UrsusDerpus 4 роки тому +135

      @@redisred5 Well, it's not good for an employer to date employees because what if the employer is threatening to fire them or otherwise exploiting their position of power to coerce the employee? It means the employee may not be giving their full consent in a relationship with their boss.
      That said, if Valley Girl was my PA, I'm not the one with the power

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +47

      @@redisred5 Employers aren't supposed to date employees, generally. Not that it stops it from happening, of course.

    • @dianafossi1295
      @dianafossi1295 4 роки тому

      LOL

  • @lampposttae956
    @lampposttae956 4 роки тому +291

    “But does Bathers have a bike-seat jawline? I don’t think so...“ THAT SENT ME

  • @StainedOceanBlue
    @StainedOceanBlue 4 роки тому +303

    The valley girl is literally my FAV character, and I can't explain why. I think it's the background stories you give her lol

  • @Ylbris
    @Ylbris 4 роки тому +100

    I’m OBSESSED with the whispers at 6:37-6:54. I keep trying to find a full video with whispers like that and it’s driving me crazy that I cannot. 😭😭

    • @dianafossi1295
      @dianafossi1295 4 роки тому +12

      It reminds me of inaudible whispers videos💕

    • @jonrios1389
      @jonrios1389 4 роки тому +20

      Try “mads asmr” she does whispers kinda like that

    • @badylaoo1231
      @badylaoo1231 3 роки тому

      Maybe Atmosphere she's good i recommend

    • @klaudiakolarska3836
      @klaudiakolarska3836 3 роки тому

      Mads asmr my dear

    • @rileyrose16
      @rileyrose16 3 місяці тому

      i know it's been years it kind of reminds me of whispering willow asmr's clicky whispers?

  • @uthblapanope5802
    @uthblapanope5802 4 роки тому +821

    Me, taking notes for my next D&D game: "Mhm. Screaming souls of the damned, trapped in the kneecaps. Gotcha"

    • @johnstarinieri7360
      @johnstarinieri7360 4 роки тому +15

      Uthblapa Nope. I had a super similar thought, imagine a lich whose Phylactery is someone’s artificial knee

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 4 роки тому +4

      You're gonna post highlights for that campaign right?

  • @thenatfish
    @thenatfish 4 роки тому +1587

    Obviously the character and humour are amazing, but I feel like all the clever ASMR triggers incorporated so naturally are so under appreciated in this video! The work that’s gone into this to make it so natural and yet so full of unforced triggers and trigger words! Incredible! Thank you!

  • @denzelpilar2748
    @denzelpilar2748 4 роки тому +1630

    "Good morning princess"
    Me, a guy: Yes me. A fine female specimen.

    • @Elizabeth-ig8sg
      @Elizabeth-ig8sg 4 роки тому +15

      Lmao

    • @herrspeck5633
      @herrspeck5633 4 роки тому +111

      Me, a guy: why am i blushing

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 4 роки тому +131

      That's because princess is a state of mind 👑

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 роки тому +63

      Not specimen. Speciwomen. Ba dum tsss.

    • @neogothkilljoy
      @neogothkilljoy 4 роки тому +23

      Yes. Yes I am a princess. Prettiest effing princess you've ever seen. Indulge me about my princess qualities. Love meeeeee lolol

  • @LovesDarkBlue
    @LovesDarkBlue 4 роки тому +529

    My sexuality is Erin saying, “Good morning, princess.”

    • @bethawesome2900
      @bethawesome2900 3 роки тому +8

      That and how she says 'Babes'

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 2 роки тому +3

      I'm nb and the way Erin says "princess" is a whole gender tbh. What are you? A princess 😌

  • @girlbosswesker
    @girlbosswesker 4 роки тому +1410

    Valley Girl: Watermelon and coconut water, obviously.
    Me, who despises watermelon and coconut water: *YES, MHM. MY FAVOURITE. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.*

    • @subscribetopewdiepie5259
      @subscribetopewdiepie5259 4 роки тому +58

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @DRIZZT627
      @DRIZZT627 4 роки тому +3

      You gotta blend the coconut water with the watermelon! it's so horrible.

    • @ambercaulfield2909
      @ambercaulfield2909 4 роки тому +28

      Honey, who hates watermelon?! 🥺 ya nasty, and you need Jesus! 😂

    • @PBandJuliana
      @PBandJuliana 4 роки тому +5

      Same. I hate coconut and my body rejects watermelon

    • @subscribetopewdiepie5259
      @subscribetopewdiepie5259 4 роки тому +6

      @@PBandJuliana when you get rejected you need to be persistent and keep going

  • @newchapterasmr
    @newchapterasmr 4 роки тому +2586

    Is this how the Kardashians live?

  • @hercreation
    @hercreation 4 роки тому +2989

    never had i thought that i’d be falling asleep to a woman whispering “u are Legolas”, “Fractions are toxic” and “u have the worlds best kneecaps” in my ear.
    Edit: lol cool 1k likes, never gotten so many likes, ignore this I’m just surprised :P

    • @tpn-itsjustme3099
      @tpn-itsjustme3099 4 роки тому

      Get thú comment 20 more likes

    • @TheLeaf424
      @TheLeaf424 4 роки тому +5

      If someone whispered that in my ear I'd fall for them

    • @memememe-ew9nr
      @memememe-ew9nr 4 роки тому +8

      I wanna be legolas lol

    • @kyedae9066
      @kyedae9066 4 роки тому +2

      Me: *laughs in 62k likes*

    • @hercreation
      @hercreation 4 роки тому +1

      English Stories *blows raspberries*

  • @DiscoSheepOffish
    @DiscoSheepOffish 4 роки тому +50

    6:35 - 6:54 is absolute gold. A whole video of that would literally make me cry with joy

  • @Eviewhatttt
    @Eviewhatttt 4 роки тому +2363

    oh so no one is gonna mention how this celebrity likes her strawberrys all seeds removed but one just me ok

    • @belxweg
      @belxweg 4 роки тому +71

      I know I was like you need the seeds!!!! 😂😂

    • @ryleemorgan9620
      @ryleemorgan9620 4 роки тому +133

      Don’t forget the bagel cut into a concave octagon!!

    • @jacquelinesanchez8792
      @jacquelinesanchez8792 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @somedude2278
      @somedude2278 4 роки тому +10

      I was the 665th like. I wish someone liked it before me, that would’ve been great

    • @gayfrogieboii1015
      @gayfrogieboii1015 4 роки тому +2

      I was like dang she would do that!

  • @zmarvelous
    @zmarvelous 4 роки тому +3579

    Was anyone else a little guilty while watching this? I'm like "It's okay if the temp was two degrees too cold last night I'm sorry"

    • @tir3d_al1za
      @tir3d_al1za 4 роки тому +196

      EXACTLY !! i’m like so the white tulips are fine don’t worry about it

    • @sketchyd6521
      @sketchyd6521 4 роки тому +21

      Y e s

    • @amberh7171
      @amberh7171 4 роки тому +136

      I felt super guilty when she mentioned the strawberries 😅

    • @misawesome
      @misawesome 4 роки тому +78

      I kept saying "oh you can let me do that" like every second 🤣

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +46

      I was like 'Nah, don't worry about the temp, I'll just put a jumper on'

  • @lemnlyme
    @lemnlyme 4 роки тому +4147

    me: expects a sassy rude valley girl
    erin: “good morning princess~”
    me: well guess i’m gay now

  • @Theo-hy9xh
    @Theo-hy9xh 4 роки тому +120

    I feel like our valley girl is secretly hiding a phd and a masters and is extremely intelligent.

  • @AquilaBirdy
    @AquilaBirdy 4 роки тому +719

    Small brain: the girl in this video is the same as in the celebrity stylist video
    Galaxy brain: this girl is the celebrity stylist girl's klepto ex

  • @TheRealDerohneNick
    @TheRealDerohneNick 4 роки тому +870

    1:06
    Erin: "Good morning, princess."
    Me, a dude: "Yes, I am a princess."

  • @squidiinky
    @squidiinky 4 роки тому +2356

    erin: * valley girl *
    the comments: * in love and gay *

    • @lilygrace2537
      @lilygrace2537 4 роки тому +37

      What can I say, we love Erin's valley girl 💞💞

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 роки тому +4

      reagan o. I am a trap pale boy so people have called me princess before

    • @squidiinky
      @squidiinky 4 роки тому +7

      @@theprincipalityofbelka4646 nice?

    • @gibberishkinq5408
      @gibberishkinq5408 4 роки тому +5

      People being kinda creepy thou

    • @JamieWillmott108
      @JamieWillmott108 4 роки тому +3

      @@theprincipalityofbelka4646 cool I guess?

  • @glitcher654
    @glitcher654 4 роки тому +343

    "Let's just gets that sleeping mask off you"
    Me, a person who actually sleeps with a sleeping mask: *Very happy noises*

  • @isaaclarson4605
    @isaaclarson4605 4 роки тому +2958

    Me a masculine dude
    "Good morning princess"
    Yes I am the prettiest princess

  • @high-levelsimp2379
    @high-levelsimp2379 4 роки тому +367

    “It’s okay you don’t know what a fraction is.”
    I feel so validated.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 роки тому +3

      You're not alone!

    • @claree.5407
      @claree.5407 4 роки тому +1

      My entire life I have needed someone to tell me this. XD

  • @Safadoodles
    @Safadoodles 4 роки тому +2267

    I would rather date Valley Girl than Chalamet and that’s on period

  • @seraphicscarlett
    @seraphicscarlett Рік тому +42

    Timestamps!!
    Talking on the phone!!
    0:00 - 1:05
    Waking up!!
    1:06 - 2:17
    Asking you questions about your sleep experience!!
    2:18 - 3:53
    Explaining your day!!
    3:54 - 4:33
    Outfit and makup!!
    4:35 - 10:27
    I got lazy

  • @jarrodschulz9611
    @jarrodschulz9611 4 роки тому +867

    The one dislike is 100% Peter because he isn’t here for our decimal superiority and single seeded strawberry energy.

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 4 роки тому +18

      u mean
      smeeter

    • @Tsukaiyo
      @Tsukaiyo 4 роки тому +18

      The other is Brittney, that smoothie drinking fridge thief!

    • @missmaka.
      @missmaka. 4 роки тому +4

      Who is Peter.... kinda new to this channel and all the comments are about him 😂

    • @tcrmoving
      @tcrmoving 4 роки тому +2

      He is a character of hers, he features in her 'all hallows eve' video!

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 4 роки тому +4

      @@missmaka. He also gets mentioned in Mrs. Pippetwhistle's Mossdrop Tea Shop, and probably other videos in that series that I'm forgetting about lol

  • @iluvvclothes
    @iluvvclothes 4 роки тому +5617

    i feel like im a rich girl in every early 2000s movie

  • @TheReversJeans
    @TheReversJeans 4 роки тому +301

    Did anyone else catch the nightmare thing? She asked if we had no nightmares this time, implying that those are a regular thing. That just makes her character so much more loving and caring, establishing that we actually trust her enough to tell her about our nightmares and that she is concerned for us.

  • @koolkid3090
    @koolkid3090 4 роки тому +93

    “Does blathers have a bike-seat jawline” you got me there

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 4 роки тому +1120

    "Your delicious tan"
    Me: [looks at my ceramic-white skin that's almost translucent from never going outside] Huh.

    • @hirim.
      @hirim. 4 роки тому +12

      i feel that 😔

    • @jaywasnthere
      @jaywasnthere 4 роки тому +7

      Same 💀💀

    • @addison5940
      @addison5940 4 роки тому +10

      i look like i got painted with white acrylic paint

    • @holocoffin
      @holocoffin 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Indieglade
      @Indieglade 4 роки тому +5

      @Bunny boy i- how... would you do that💀

  • @igotcuteelbows1397
    @igotcuteelbows1397 4 роки тому +1727

    Please do a part 2. I need to get over my knee caps

  • @justine566
    @justine566 4 роки тому +333

    why is the valley girl accent the tinglyest

  • @stephaniemurray0521
    @stephaniemurray0521 3 роки тому +62

    The “knee caps” part really hit home for me, as my mother told me my knees were ugly when I was 12. So thank you for helping me to correct that insecurity 😂

  • @ivieillustrations3654
    @ivieillustrations3654 4 роки тому +3386

    the type of girl that says things like “kisses” at the end of phone calls, is the type of girl i aspire to be with.

    • @mugdha5272
      @mugdha5272 4 роки тому +28

      0:43

    • @giemogi
      @giemogi 4 роки тому +100

      I giggled at the fact that this says "to be with" 🥺

    • @ivieillustrations3654
      @ivieillustrations3654 4 роки тому +12

      mugdha gogula :3 it’s so good

    • @ivieillustrations3654
      @ivieillustrations3654 4 роки тому +70

      Gi ta yes this is a very gay comment section

    • @emis205
      @emis205 4 роки тому +55

      I only say kisses when I'm talking to my grandma or grandpa because they're the only ones who deserve my love

  • @sophiavonbauer6852
    @sophiavonbauer6852 4 роки тому +2836

    I would be a horrible celebrity because I’d always feel like I’m inconveniencing people by asking for stuff..

    • @alexlavoie6856
      @alexlavoie6856 4 роки тому +142

      Okay but me. I am so self-deprecating I wouldn't be able to be popular at all without apologizing for everything😂

    • @urgh9822
      @urgh9822 4 роки тому +34

      I felt this comment bone deep 😭🤣

    • @abbyrobles2400
      @abbyrobles2400 4 роки тому +68

      Me too, I’d just be constantly refusing to have people do things for me cause it’s just not how I was brought up

    • @Fr00stee
      @Fr00stee 4 роки тому +15

      Abby i mean if you are paying them to do it then there is a difference

    • @joellelaa
      @joellelaa 4 роки тому +16

      Anxious Unknown right! Bro people run into me and I say sorry, like i am so sorry that i was an inconvenience to u lmaoo

  • @blueisasomedancer
    @blueisasomedancer 4 роки тому +336

    I love how many people called this based on her acrylic nails. I love her and her valley girl voice soooo much.

    • @irenedelia4709
      @irenedelia4709 4 роки тому +6

      Yes..though I noticed she doesn't have the same acrylic nails...if I'm not mistaken

  • @Angels-3xist
    @Angels-3xist 4 роки тому +96

    She is one of the most intelligent and impressive creators ever to have graced this form. It's always nice to have inspiring people doing inspiring things.

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury 4 роки тому +1355

    Valley Girl: "Good Morning Princess!"
    Me, a 6'4" Bearded Bloke from Scotland: "And to you!"

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 4 роки тому +26

      Marvellous Chester omg Scorland I love that place

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 4 роки тому +28

      @@picklejuice6699 Oop, typo. Thanks for bringing that to my attention

    • @sexykitty2012
      @sexykitty2012 4 роки тому +11

      Ive always wanted to visit Scotland. Also I'm 6'0.

    • @Empolo18
      @Empolo18 4 роки тому +28

      I always wonder if Erin considers this group of her demographic who genuinely enjoys the roleplays but then are completely confused because...
      Large burly bearded men.

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 4 роки тому +4

      Marvellous Chester , Ahaha yeah, just poking fun 😁👍

  • @MapleViking
    @MapleViking 4 роки тому +3100

    Goodnight: “it’s okay you don’t know what a fraction is, no matter how many times it’s explained to you”
    My dumbass with ADHD:
    *sNIFFS* “T-thANK-😭👉👈”

    • @cosmetanoia5018
      @cosmetanoia5018 4 роки тому +48

      Bruh i have adhd too and math, arts and science are like my only strongsuits
      👁👄👁

    • @hellowiththepudding8486
      @hellowiththepudding8486 4 роки тому +39

      Vixerel you’re lucky, my adhd doesn’t kill me in every subject except the important ones Science, math, sometimes social study’s and paying attention

    • @caom3i
      @caom3i 4 роки тому +20

      when you actually have ADHD-

    • @madelineguidry7275
      @madelineguidry7275 4 роки тому +15

      Chemistry. Chemistry is my arch nemesis.

    • @Oliver-zn5my
      @Oliver-zn5my 4 роки тому +10

      I love your name

  • @andreasantos1611
    @andreasantos1611 4 роки тому +669

    everyone is talking about the fractions but when she said she was going to put sprinklers out my window I DIED

    • @Oliver-zn5my
      @Oliver-zn5my 4 роки тому +15

      Andrea Santos also when she was saying I had beautiful knee caps

    • @UrMom-il7sz
      @UrMom-il7sz 4 роки тому +19

      We Stan a queen who will put sprinklers in the trees for us

    • @liamaximoff
      @liamaximoff 4 роки тому +2

      New video
      She did it.

  • @alysa...
    @alysa... 4 роки тому +64

    “your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned inside of them” i- i didn’t realize how much i needed to appreciate my kneecaps till now

  • @thpass
    @thpass 4 роки тому +588

    "you would be Legolesssss."
    "Your kneecaps don't look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped in them"
    "5000 thread count, I think they broke physics to make them."
    funnier than anything I've watched lately. You should make this a recurring character Erin. she is golden!

    • @Amelia-Siewarga
      @Amelia-Siewarga 4 роки тому +12

      Ah........... the thing is it is a recurring character. She has like, a million valley girl roleplays. It is funny though

    • @chickenfoot2423
      @chickenfoot2423 4 роки тому +7

      Amelia The UwU no it isnt tho lmao..the normal valley girl stylist is definitely not this girl

    • @dickottel
      @dickottel 4 роки тому +1

      @@Amelia-Siewarga I only know about 4 😂

    • @sukidakara4326
      @sukidakara4326 4 роки тому

      The Legolas Part killed me ngl

    • @Amelia-Siewarga
      @Amelia-Siewarga 4 роки тому

      Yeah, but I don’t mean that she literally has 1 million roleplays, I mean she has a lot

  • @yamuimofate1524
    @yamuimofate1524 4 роки тому +577

    "I'm finally over crushing on fictional characters"
    Erin:

  • @bandotherando
    @bandotherando 4 роки тому +1012

    This is somehow genius satire. Only ASMRtist with such diverse genres.

    • @MsBabbi
      @MsBabbi 4 роки тому +47

      Welll... Angelica is quite diverse

    • @Poroner
      @Poroner 4 роки тому +13

      >Only one
      Quite far from it. When she actually makes roleplays she is great but there's much more "diverse" content on a lot of other asmr channels.

    • @ngtvdlctcs4961
      @ngtvdlctcs4961 4 роки тому +1

      Is she genius? Or are you stupid? Odds are you're more stupid than she is genius.

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 4 роки тому +15

      Ephemeral rift

    • @degenerate2281
      @degenerate2281 4 роки тому +37

      @@ngtvdlctcs4961 Damn, someone certainly isn't relaxed

  • @troutdoors2584
    @troutdoors2584 4 роки тому +68

    Her: good morning princess
    Me, teenage male: *happiness noises*

  • @markhre7023
    @markhre7023 4 роки тому +546

    “Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned”
    -Valley Girl, 2020

    • @Grace-s
      @Grace-s 4 роки тому +8

      your profile pic is very. . .interesting

    • @Faustxoxo_
      @Faustxoxo_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@Grace-s interesting? More like awesome-