this guy literally goes into my house, into my room, dOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE, then he just randomly starts sleeping next to me like it's nobody's business EYE---
Do you guys know when someone says “drugs”? Most people think they mean steroids and so on but when I say “drugs” it translates to: *ASMR boyfriends talking to me, watching Kooji baking Video over and over* After you have taken your drug, you can sleep
TSUNDERE GUY: "Always in the library reading about pretty boys in comic books..Daydreaming that one day one of them might just become real..." ME: *feeling indirect message slap my face*
i saw the picture and i was like : oh hey milk boy how are you? my otaku mind : wait k-k- *voice of hinata* KAGEYAMA!!!! (yes i'm a idiot like he said)
‘Are you afraid to talk to real guys?’ Dude I’m afraid to talk to everyone. Y’know how much nerve it took to talk to you? Now you attack me?? Like this??? T-T
Kooji: is it because your afraid to talk to guys Me:... But most of my friends are male plus I'm a socially akward introvert and I want to go to bed Later Kooji: hey keep up slow poke My mind: POKÉMON Me: hahahahaha no, your slow if anything I'm always practically speedwalking
*in the most unconvincing way possible* "Ah yes you have caught the sickness." Are you sure- "Don't question me!?!?" \\\> Adorable really, tsundere boys are the best~
When I looked at the milk he has, I thought of Kageyama from Haikyuu. Then, I realized the guy is actually Kageyama 😑 Edit: i actually have this picture on my phone XDD
He looks like Kageyama 🖤🧡 The milk in his hands The hair and eyes color THE CUTE/ANGRY FACE Okay, i found the same picture on Pinterest and It was saying It rly was Kageyama-kun so I CAN RECOGNIZE HIM ANYWAY/WHERE CUZ HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
Me: dumb, stupid, procrastinator Him: nerd Me: reads my comics about love Him: it's fake Me: my weeb hart:💔 Him: you afraid to talk to real bois Me: no, now give me food Also me: hahaha hah s*h*y boii
ngl when i first saw the picture i was like “kageyama????” tbh it literally might be him bc kags has blue hair blue eyes and is like in a romantic relationship with milk
![[ASMR] Needy Girlfriend Wants Cuddles [heavy breathing] [Sleep Aid]](/img/n.gif)
J-join my Discord server already.. y-you dork >:(
discord.gg/ehKrtwn
Kooji VA i did 2 nights ago, XD
I may be a dork but that doesn't give you the right to call me out *NERD*
**T-poses**
_”I AM SUPERIOR”_
@@user-vf2ho1xm2n I may of or may not have snorted while laughing
Jokes on you I'm already in
"Could it be that you're afraid of talking to real guys?"
_How dare you_
I actually said: "Well....you are guy too, so if I am afraid of talking to guys ,then you are?.."
Don’t expose me like this 😂😅
*I’m afraid of talking to real people face to face*
Katia Olivares I’d be like ‘nah, I just don’t hook up with everyone I meet.’
꧁༺Fëlînë Føxî༻꧂
Facts 👌
"I suppose I should remind you that they are nothing, but fiction."
me: 'b*tch, you're fiction. but do you hear me complaining?'
bruh im weak!!!!!!!
XD
Facts
"could it be that you are afraid of talking to actual guys?"
me: *"h-"*
me irl all the time :^)
same same
Ye-
Todoroki is mad shook
No they just not on my level
"You can't just date your drawings, that's not how real life works."
... BET
They have a man that married a hologram and others that married a body pillow.
Frick yeah! I'm taking that bet
*Y E A H*
Yet I date someone from an audio that makes it so much better
If someone could marry the Berlin Wall I can marry a drawing
"Could it be that you're afraid to talk to real guys?"
I feel naked and *e x p o s e d*
This week on Naked and Exposed-
@@s.kristin3631 Naked and Afraid
Same
same though
I haven't felt more exposed in my life before
Him: You can't just date your drawings
*Pikachu surprise face*
That’s not normal..? O- Oh... ;-;
What do you mean focourse i can date my 2d cutiepies. Hmp 😤
*Wait what-?*
*oof*
I love you pfp so much!
Kooji: You don’t have friends
Me: Yeah... true-
*uno reverse card*
It's better to have one true friend than 10 fake one's.
That's a quote I live by.
@@pinkhood1572 awe
Oof
Thats true I dont have friends :(
What just happened? Dude came to my house, did one 180 and said he loved me and now he’s sleeping next to me? It’s almost realistic
R- Realistic?! It’s That Easy To Get A Mans..?
What were your relationships-
That’s what I’m going to say when someone asks me what I’m watching
@@user-vf2ho1xm2n As a guy, just ask them out. A lot of the time, they'll say yes
Realistic? I’m concerned
this guy literally goes into my house, into my room, dOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE, then he just randomly starts sleeping next to me like it's nobody's business EYE---
Literally passes out as soon as his head hits the pillow.... how?!
H
“You just want someone to sit right next to you at lunch don’t you?”
I don’t want no lunchbox friends
Melanie stan?!
I WANT SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS WHOA OH!
COME TO MY HOUSE LET'S DIE TOGTHER
FRIENDSHIP THAT WILL LAST FOREVER
😔✊🏾💖
NO LUNCHBOX FRIENDS NO-OH
NO LUNCHBOX FRIENDS
COME TO MY COME TO MY
FRIENDSHIP THAT WOULD LAST FOREVER
Yeey, another Crybaby Stan-
AYEEE fellow crybaby!
Him: you don't have friends
Me: are you trying to make me cry or something?
Maybe he is XD
Kooji: *Arent you scared of talking to real guys?*
Me: What the fu-
He’s not wrong you know!
Queen of Random I never said he was
Z C I really felt that...and it hurts
Him: *calls me a nerd*
Me: being a nerd means that you are smart so thanks
I'm feeling some Bakuhoe vibes
hfzjtzjtdjdutitdoyd ;-;' seriously though 👁👁 but like I though of this when he said that-
And I'm dumb
him: well! you’ve caught something
me: uh oh corona time
Imagine getting jumped by a Chinese gang and one of them says "Cough on 'em"
Is...is your profile kokichi? ( poor me if I spelled that wrong )
Onii Chan? yea it is !! nd u spelled it correctly don’t worry :]
dio nysus :D hallelujah
lol I was also thinking like that
Him: yep you definitely caught something
Me: t h e c o r o n a v I r u s
....
It’s...
*CORONA TIME!*
*screams in cardi b*
I-
*N O*
*cabrona virus ESE XDDDDD
*Tsundere boy* : They are nothing but FICTIONS
*Me:* HOW RUUUDDEE
THEY ARE REAL FROM OUR IMAGINATION😤😤
They're my coping mechanism
Kooji : * fall asleep right away *
Me : * having insomnia" wow I'm impressed
I agree
Same
im sorrry :(
home boy really hid it with the z´s XD
why did i think u said inoshima for a second 😂😂
"Could it be that you are afraid to talk to real guys?"
Me: yes, and that's the reason why I'm talking to you.
Same 😂😂👌
Him: You can't marry your drawings.
Me: They have a man that married a hologram and others that married their body pillows.
*Try me.*
Preach!
Period!
And Oli London who married a cardboard cutout of Jimin
Do you guys know when someone says “drugs”? Most people think they mean steroids and so on but when I say “drugs”
it translates to:
*ASMR boyfriends talking to me, watching Kooji baking Video over and over*
After you have taken your drug, you can sleep
@Jose Flores, Okay let’s try a different approach now-
@Jose Flores uH
@Jose Flores um, let's just...let's just ignore that-
@@eleanormcarthur9072 same
“whys it that you’re always looking at me in class”
me: oop-😳
*starts sweating*
"what the hell do you want?"
Me: I didn't say anything..
"I didn't even ask you"
Me: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
;-;
I think he’s going crazy ;-;
:>
;^;
I’m getting mean girls vibes from that
Ha! Jokes on you, your a 2D boy too. So your criticism is invalid 👌
Actually it’s just the VOI CE
hAhA jokes on him!!
Me an intellectual who is only able to fall in love with anime boys instead of real boys
This is meta.
hfzjtzjtdjdutitdoyd ;-;' ur pfp picture is killing me🤣
“At least you know how to keep your room organized.” Me, walking into my room where you cant see 75% of the floor 😂
FUCKING RELATBLE
Why do you sound so proud of a messy room-
Because I’m a lazy perfectionist so it bugs me but I resist the temptation to clean it bc I’m lazy 😂😂
TSUNDERE GUY: "Always in the library reading about pretty boys in comic books..Daydreaming that one day one of them might just become real..."
ME: *feeling indirect message slap my face*
Frictional character unu
Its so true
-You’re afraid to talk to real boys
Me - maybe boys is afraid to talk to me >:))))
Hehehe take that youuuuuu tsundere
Hehehehe
Yeaaaa >:)
Yes >:))) ✨✨✨
*everyone listening to the video*
Me- ‘Is he holding a carton of milk to his ear?’
Nah bro, he is full on *snuggling* that milk
Ellie LaPointe For sure. No one else would, except for me maybe..
Ellie LaPointe OoOooohhh you’re actually right 👀
It’s like on his cheek. Maybe he got like a bruise or something
Its Tobio-kun...
"You don't have friends"
Not true. I have a cat.
Checkmate
I have no friends. Just a cat, 3 dogs, and 2 turtles lol
@@doyoulikescarymovies6074 wait. U GOT TURTLES??
@@Iloveshickkennuggets Yeah lol.
I have one ded dog and 1 dog
I can see the amount of people getting called out
*oh crap I got called out too*
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE 3D? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
WOOP
I don't think he sure about that
He calls us idiot.
He says that we are perfect.
And most importantly, he love us.
Kooji you need to stop calling me out on my fictional husbands like that
Uraraka-san?!?!?
Why are you here, with Tobio-kun and I thought you love Deku?
Sus ✨👁
Is that the yandere simulator bell i hear-
Yes
**gets smacked with nostalgia**
HOLY-
I was going to say the same thing! 😂
Not necessarily. I had the same bell in my school.
He: 2:15 - 2:31
Me: *that really hurted me though* 😭
**sigh**
If only Sebastian Michaelis was a real man..
@@user-vf2ho1xm2n if only levi Ackerman was real
@@gracielazelaya216 if only Shoto Todoroki was real
If only shrek was real...
*My poor heart-* *;--------------;*
*That really hurted ;_;*
-sees picture- ....k-
*Kageyama?*
Nope it’s his bro probably
Ikr even the drink
YES
MILK BOYYYY
i saw the picture and i was like : oh hey milk boy how are you?
my otaku mind : wait k-k- *voice of hinata* KAGEYAMA!!!!
(yes i'm a idiot like he said)
Y tf he holding a 𝚓𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚡 to his ear like a telephone
Fanatica Feax it’s more like the juice box is pressed to his cheek so actually you’d be the weird one for seeing it wrong 😑
Juice box but make it look fancy
Y’all ngl, im pretty sure thats milk-
@@k1ttygf That is *definitely* milk my guy-
Because it's cold and he's pressing it to his cheek cuz he probably got punched her some shit I don't know😂
him: your stupid comic boys are nothing but fiction
me, covering my ears: stooOOOOOPPPPP THIS TORTUUUURRRRREEEEEEEEE
Him: you din't have any friends
Me: *DUDE DE WHOLE CLASS KNOWS ME!!!!*
2:28
Do not break my dreams
‘Are you afraid to talk to real guys?’
Dude I’m afraid to talk to everyone. Y’know how much nerve it took to talk to you? Now you attack me?? Like this??? T-T
Kooji: is it because your afraid to talk to guys
Me:...
But most of my friends are male plus I'm a socially akward introvert and I want to go to bed
Later
Kooji: hey keep up slow poke
My mind: POKÉMON
Me: hahahahaha no, your slow if anything I'm always practically speedwalking
.... :l
I have a lot of male friends and I'm an introvert too.
Your video has a perfect timing, I was starting to feel a bit lonely
Me: aw cool going to school
*hears the music*
Also me: .....why do i feel like im in yandere Sim?
Maggy TheMagician that’s exactly what i said
*we are going to meet yan-chan!*
@@valen38200 YAY I ALWAYS WANTED FRIENDS LIKE THAT
Is this osana then
Pansexual crackhead You can't meet Yan-chan if YOU ARE Yan-chan lmao
*in the most unconvincing way possible* "Ah yes you have caught the sickness."
Are you sure-
"Don't question me!?!?" \\\>
Adorable really, tsundere boys are the best~
*juice box phone intensifies*
"At least Im 3D"
me, falling for the pic: "-huh?"
" *You know, your perfect* "
ThAt Is NoT cOrReCt
uMmMm..
„*i don‘t think so*“
"You might have caught something"
My sad self: depression
“I get it you have know friends”
Me literally crying:Tell me some thing I don’t know 😒
Tsundere boy: You know... Your perfect
Me: Bro... T.T
tsunderes are honestly actually so cute
I CANT THIS IS SO CUTE WTF
Kooji: why in the world would I want to hang out with you
My mind: because I'm really cold 😅. For real though Im shivering
"You don't have friends." NO DUHHHHH!!! It's cause I almost pass out from anxiety when I talk to people. :)
me: * almost fell asleep*
ad: DiE HäUsEr wArEn aLlEsAmT dUnKeL!
Me: * am wide awake again * Fuck you..
"Could it be you're afraid to talk to guys?"
Sir, I'm afraid to talk to everyone.
I should clarify that I am pan (at least I am pretty sure, still trying to find the good ol’ sexuality and gender identity).
Him:is it that your scared to talk to *REAL* guys ?
Me: I-
Perfect thing to listen to while doing homework 😂❤️❤️
Smile, Eilish I’m doing homework on the dry stuff in 2018 in Australia
I dont like being with you... i love every second of it
Me: *loudly screeching in fangirl
Me: eh hem you were saying
Him- you can't just date your drawings
Me- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CRUSH A GIRL'S DREAMS DAMN!
Tsundere: Being mean
Me: I....can...handle...this ;u;
"You can't date drawings"
I- I CAN IF I ONLY LIVE IN JAPAN jk HAHAH
"Your afraid to talk to real guys"
Really calling me out huh-
Him: "at least I'm 3D"
*me, looking at him: you might want to rephrase that, Kageyama wannabe.*
“Could it be that your afraid of talking to real guys?”
Bruh...............did you just say your not a real guy?
When I looked at the milk he has, I thought of Kageyama from Haikyuu. Then, I realized the guy is actually Kageyama 😑
Edit: i actually have this picture on my phone XDD
He looks like Kageyama 🖤🧡 The milk in his hands
The hair and eyes color
THE CUTE/ANGRY FACE
Okay, i found the same picture on Pinterest and It was saying It rly was Kageyama-kun so I CAN RECOGNIZE HIM ANYWAY/WHERE CUZ HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
I'm listening to this in class #NOREGRETS
YASSS
What a trooper
bravee
God speed you brave soldier
1:12
*Can u notn’t bully me?*
LMAO “NOTN’T”
Would you consider doing other types 👀
Maybe like a deredere (sweet/fluffy) type? 👀
him : "you walk so slow"
*me thinking about my mom who always complain that i walk so fast like a horse is chasing me*
Him: you're perfect ok?
Me daydreaming: huh pardon me?
Him: I SAID YOUR CLUMSY.
some times I can't help but think of tsundere's as people who are on the edge of sanity and insanity. I mean total personality flips.
Me: dumb, stupid, procrastinator
Him: nerd
Me: reads my comics about love
Him: it's fake
Me: my weeb hart:💔
Him: you afraid to talk to real bois
Me: no, now give me food
Also me: hahaha hah s*h*y boii
tsundere: I suppose I should remind you that they are nothing, but fiction
me: s t o p e x p o s i n g m e
Him: "ThEy ArE nOtHiNg bUt fIcTiOn."
Me holding my Dr. Phill pillow:
*H o w d a r e y o u .*
Wtf is a Dr phil pillow??? (●__●)
Normal girls: *falls for tsundere boy*
Girls like me: *punches tsundere boy* cut the crap, either ask me out or be nice
That is 100% me😆
11:27
Me whenever someone thinks anything positive about me
"Dreaming that one day one of them might just become real and take you away."
I-
Him “ I’m leagues above everybody else “
Me: excuse me, are you Bakugo and Kirishima’s love child?!?
I feel like I’m cheating on my real life boyfriend •-•
ᴇᴅɪᴛ: ᴡᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ.. ʜᴀʜᴀ.. (ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ, ʜᴇ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ sʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɴ@ked ɢɪʀʟs.)
lilxcss I don’t have a boyfriend
Nahhhh you ain't
*Doesn’t count if it’s Kooji..*
but I’m single so I’m not worried
Jimin's right shoulder
**Giggles In Rat**
You ain't you good
Me: Give me a good reason to date you
Him: Well um- I’m 3D
I love how many people are commenting funny stuff and then theres me over here like "OMG MY HEART!"
Him dissing fictional guys:
Me: SOMEBODY HOLD ME DOWN
I lowkey thought the pic was kageyama (I watched this in class lmfao)
ngl when i first saw the picture i was like “kageyama????” tbh it literally might be him bc kags has blue hair blue eyes and is like in a romantic relationship with milk
It's literally him lmao
it is him
I find his voice very comforting it’s a very loving voice. I wouldn’t complain if I guy did this to me I like to be taken care of.😻
him: u reading ur pretty boy comics
me: whaaaaat nooo me never **puts my kuroo bodypillow away**
"You might have caught something"
Me:The corona Virus you mean?
Him: I suppose I should remind you that they are nothing but fiction...
Me: *Pulls out uno reverse card: So are you--
Hah 69 comments....
wait
*DAMN iT-*
Nice
gay
Hah sex number
𝔥 𝔞 𝔥.
𝓐 𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪~
me:getting invested in the story
youtube: LOUD AD TIME
Him: you can’t just date your drawings
Me: *w a t c h m e*
BET
“You’re probably reading about those characters would one day become real and wisk you away..”
me: l-leave sangwoo out of this!!
Sang whoa!
The bell in the beginning brought back too many memories (ಥ_ಥ)
“Maybe. Just maybe..”
Me, a crackhead: iTs MeNtAl IlLnEs In It🥴
"You can't date your drawings"
*YES BUT WE CAN MARRY THEM NOW*
Music to my ears 🖐😔
Why you gotta expose me like that!!!
"At least I'm 3D" LMFAOOAOAOAO AHAHAHHA
“Could it be your afraid of talking to real guys”
well damn didn’t need to expose me like that