While I haven't seen Breach, I've seen enough of Bruce Willis' uninterested face in these direct-to-video movies the last five years to know exactly where this was going.
@@jayb0g I've heard people speculate that's it about his ego, same with Steven Seagal. Willis could easily retire, but he needs to be a "movie star". He clearly hasn't given a shit about his acting in years, but his ego pushes him on. Again, just speculation, I know nothing about the man, other than apparently he's is/can be hard to work with.
@@EarthboundX Steven Seagal is electing as a deputee to the Russian Parliament. No, I'm serious! And he is now an actor in Russian cinema. (From one trash to another).
That ought to tell you how far the GI Joe franchise slipped, since he declined to appear again, but he’s cranking these bargain bin films out McDonalds style.
I get ur frustration about the bathrooms. Here in Turkey we have people who are unable to comprehend what a f...ing garbage can is. Every beach, every park is full with cigarette butts and garbage. I will 100% leave them to extinct here on earth when I discover another planet. Seriously how low tier of a human being do u have to be not to know how to use the garbage can?
In America it is guys not wanting or just too stupid to understand if there is a unisex bathroom both men and women use YOU HAVE TO LIFT UP THE TOILET SET BEFORE YOU PISS !!! Holy hell every single time at work there is yellow spots on top of the seat.
Yeah, I don't get it too, I was told it's because these people are from the villages with no toilets but how the heck do they even cross the road don't they even have TV to know what toilets are? I think Mark is right, they did it on purpose.
@@ponrix The Jean Claude Van Johnson show was great. And Nicholas Cage has a movie coming out where he plays a fictional version of himself that quits acting. There's no way Bruce or Steven Seagal would poke fun at themselves even if it meant rebooting their career.
Steven Seagal beats out every single actor in history for this by a long, long, mile. That man's bloated corpse of a career is even fatter than his waistline. Also, Nick Cage is a phenomenal actor who has chosen some bad movies. When put in the right role, he is one of the best out there. And he's much more diverse of an actor than Willis will ever be.
It's germaphobics, they won't touch a handle so they leave it, they also squat over toilets and get piss and shit everywhere. They hate germs and public bathrooms, but they're the ones who make it disgusting.
As someone who has to constantly clean shit and piss on the toilet left by his roommate, I can relate. Anyone who's been suffering from this should get a huge compensation.
There is a huge lever you can flush using your shoe, toilet paper 😑 He should had added women who don't clean their Damm hands after pooping. Fkn gross. And for some reason leave toilet paper on the side 🤢 I find women bathroom disgusting
some people probably don't flush because some other nasty people have made everything so dirty that just handling the flushing mechanism might give one a disease.
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I'm with you on the nasty people that abuse public restrooms Mark! Also one of my biggest pet peeves grown people that can't relieve themselves without making a horrible disgusting mess for someone else to deal with.
It's germaphobes, they refuse to touch a toilet handle and squat over the toilet and get piss and shit everywhere, and if they line the toilet with a cover or toilet paper they'll leave that on the seat also. They're afraid of germs, but they're the ones who make it disgusting.
@@davidmayberry3190 Maybe in some cases, but alot of humans are just disgusting. I did janitorial work in my younger days cleaning break rooms and restrooms for local factories, businesses, office buildings ect. Men would urinate on the rolls of toilet paper. ( just to make it unusable for others) women would leave their used feminine hygiene products on the sinks, paper towel dispensers ect. They would even smear them across the mirrors. Both sexes would defecate on the floor.
Thank you for the public restroom diatribe, Mark. As a teenager I was hired to clean the bathrooms in a large and very expensive restaurant. My conclusion is that people are pigs. Not everyone is a pee and poo vandal, but there’s way (WAY) too many out there. Their tombstones should bear witness to their misdeeds.
Movie be like: "Did we mention that BRUCE WILLIS is in this movie? And Bruce Willis is in EVERY SCENE sometimes as a hologram!!....Please come watch this movie with Bruce Willis in it! Look we spent all of our budget on Bruce Willis being in this movie! PLEASE for the love of all that is good, Please come see our Bruce Willis movie!! PLEASE!!!"
With hindsight it is sad to see what Bruce and his family were going through. He could barely remember his own name, yet somehow found the inner strength to still work his ass off right up until he could barely function any more. I will always remember him for the great films he made. I think Red 2 was were the signs began to show with his eratic mood swings with the cast, crew, and media. Dementia in all its forms is very cruel.
Im sure it was done the exact same way Bruce Wills has been making trash movies for like the last decade...They hired him because of his name and pay him a crap ton, they then film all of his scenes in 1 day and they use doubles for anything the forgot to film.
@@lutherheggs451 So true. It’s similar to Morgan Freeman in that terrible Ruby Rose abomination. I swear he told them “I’ll take the money. But I’m not standing up. So they made his character handicap
Dialing it in for Direct to DVD is one thing, but delivering that same level of enthusiasm in the final installment of Shyamalan’s trilogy was down right criminal.
@@basilbaby7678 haven’t seen that yet except for the first few minutes but that is disappointing to hear, especially because he was so good in Unbreakable.
A lot of comments on this topic, but I haven't seen anyone suggest that maybe that's why Noah wasn't allowed on the Ark to begin with? Maybe that's the irony he has to live with scrubbing toilets every day.
@@florinivan6907 Yeah, maybe a sub subculture, but everyone? Just as there might be a sub subculture talking and dressing like their back in the 70s (or 60/50s rockabilly) but if they're in front of average people they'll look like out of place at best.
@@pothatuu to be fair that's a stupid excuse to be it is because nobody would listen to it in advanced language it is irritating reading subtitles. It is why movies based in the 1900s people modern english
I need your opinion. Does this movie sound like it was written by a janitor? It's just screaming that to me. The earth has become too scummy dirty, the lead sneaks on via air vents, the lead basically does janitorial work, the ultimate weapon is industrial cleaner... even blue new earth is suspicious. Do you know people in the biz that take their work so seriously and absorb it so much as the main constituent of their lives that it would permeate any creative endeavor?
Breen probably wouldn’t tolerate anyone in his movies more famous than he is. But maybe not! Free trip to Vegas and a couple hours of work, a few thousand dollars…
I know his price tag was expensive enough to nix him from Expendables 3. His Expendables role were basically a glorified cameo, and he was still asking too much.
9:22 This is like the movie version of those bad screened "I'm totally driving right now" shots where the person moves the steering wheel randomly, except for shooting a gun.
The title catch phrase might as well have been, "In Deep Space they're not on Earth..." I have a feeling this movie was nothing more than a tax dump or money laundering situation
In some ways I admire how utterly shameless Willis is about milking his name for a buck. Cage will still on occasion do something worthy of catching but if I see Willis face on a movie that's an immediate pass.
Cage was doing everything he could to pay the IRS the millions of dollars he owed them....He didn't have a choice since he spent all his money and decided not to pay taxes.
Besides, Nicolas Cage seems like he genuinely enjoys acting and filming which I think puts him several pegholes above people like Willis. He doesn't always bring his A-game but he never seems to think he's "too good" to be in a bad movie, unlike Willis. I'm sure he'd prefer to be in better movies if he had that luxury, though.
I used to work at a self serve gas station and honestly… 2-3 times a week someone would poop on the wall. THE WALL. I’m with you on the whole “maybe we don’t deserve another earth” thing
"Who are these people" 1: tween/teenagers who think it's fun/funny to be shitheads and are too carefree to ever consider other people 2: Depressed people who don't give a fuck about anything anymore 3: Misanthropes who hate the world and everyone in it who isn't them 4: Germaphobes who don't want to touch the handle or the seat, and thus ironically make a massive mess and leave it for someone else. 5: All of the above
I went to auto tech school more than 25 years ago. Needless to say, 99.9% of the student base was male. You wanna talk about animals-barely a day went by without someone taking a dump on the actual toilet seat or in the urinals. Someone once took a dump in the urinal and wiped there a$$ on the urinal itself. Right up the side. I’ve seen a lot in my day, but never something like that again.
Interesting that they need janitors to do all this work when like 99% of people on board the ship are in cryo sleep. Not sure what exactly keeps needing to be cleaned...
Bruce suffers from dementia. He cant remember His lines anymore makes him unable to Star in normal movies. So he Star in bmovies like this to Get money
I guarantee Bruce’s paycheck is bigger than everyone else’s Like add everyone’s pay together, actors, camera operators, editors, producers, even the director. Add it all together, and you won’t match up to Bruce’s
I think the way it works is Nic Cage , Bruce and some others charge a per day rate of 500 thousand, it is low enough that someone can scrap together just enough that a studio can shoot a film for under a million if they cut back the budget on sets and CGI, then try to get all of thier scenes done in one day so no reshoots and what dialog recordings they have is just what they have.
You know the level of incompetence of the mission command when they allow the use of high corrosive chemical products inside an spaceship but nobody thinks on give the code of the almirant's cryogenic chamber to the crew to wake up him in case of emergency.
People who clean bathrooms for a living like my ex gf and get mom did, can definitely relate to the bathroom rant. I clean up behind myself because my dad was cleaning buildings when I was young so I'm totally for this rant.
Maybe they had the same criteria of selecting people that they had on that one Futurama episode when the Earth was supposed to be destroyed in a 3012 Mayan like Doomsday Prophecy. So the chosen ones were pick to go to Mars. Doctor Zoidberg got picked because he would be delicious with butter.
Reminds me of one of Douglass Addams' books, where a group of people are sent away in an ark ship, supposedly because the planet was going to explode, but they were really just getting rid of useless idiots. They ended up on Earth.
Well now he’s doing movies with Megan Fox. Idk if that’ll boost him a little since she’s slightly jumped back up on the radar lately or just permanently pull her down.
In case you already did this one after your surgery, I just want to say you look good and healthy - and may you continue to grace us with all this great "badness" for years to come.
Was scrolling down out of curiosity and was surprised that yours was the only comment to mention this. He (or his handlers) were clearly taking any work he could before he lost the ability to act completely.
Bruce Willis is a man who loves action movies, and loves starring in them...basically like an even older Tom Cruise. Though I imagine his reputation for being 'difficult' over the past 15 years has affected his prospects and project choices...
Tom Cruise in The Mummy was just pathetic, the whole time he's like, "I'm still a hot action hero! You don't need those Chrises guys!", I've never seen a male actor that insecure about getting old.
Sadly, Bruce Willis has become synonymous with poorly made, B movies. I say poorly made as not all productions on a tight budget are as bad as those I see Willis popping up in.
Your PSA in the middle of the review was an important message for our times, and gave me an idea for Bruce Willis' next hit movie. In a future dystopian world, people who mess up bathrooms are hunted down by robotic hit squads. BW could be a janitor recruited to identify targets (and clean up the mess) Anyway, great review.
The first time he appeared on television was in an episode of Miami Vice. His battered wife shoots him while Phil Collins sang, "I Don't Care Any More". That became a self fullfilling prophesy. ...look it up, its a good song.
You know the movie sucks when the poster says "with Thomas Jane" instead of "with Bruce Willis". It's usually the most established and well known actors that have the small but impactful roles.
I am one minute in and this is already sounding like an insipid tv movie, or even Saturday morning tv show, from the 1970s. Noah. Ark. New Earth. Plus a clumsy tag line that triggers my stutter. I am going to watch this video all the way through because you did most of the suffering for us. Bless you.
Bruce Willis will act in anything for a paycheck much like Nic Cage. Difference is that Cage in levels above Willis as an acting talent, when Cage gets a great script & great direction he can be immense.
@@boshman78 No, but you literally see that he doesn't give a shit anymore. In the 1980s-90s he actually put effort into his performances. Even Hudson Hawk had some enthusiasm. Now he just looks miserable.
I used to take care of the maintenance at some soccer and baseball fields as a summer job. After the weekends the public bathrooms were more often then not left in disarray. Pee everywhere and a surprising amount of poop spread everywhere, from the floors to the walls and even once the ceiling. Thing that I found weird was 90% of the time it was the women’s bathroom where a “Poocasso” had so nicely shared there artistry. Good news was I took only took care of the fields, not the bathrooms.
It's so funny how I had the exact same "We don't deserve to make it as a species" realization about public bathrooms too. I was like 19 and working at a retail store that was undergoing a big remodel. As part of the whole "sorry about the construction" thing, they gave out these thin plastic toy hardhats to little kids coming into the store. Real cute, nice way to spread some good will right? So one afternoon I head into one of the public bathrooms and happened to glance into one of the open stall doors. Someone had clearly intentionally clogged one of the toilets with a combination of shit and as much toilet paper as they seemingly could stuff into the toilet bowl itself. Then on top of this affront to god, they had taken one of those plastic toy hardhats, turned it upside down to nestle above their unholy mountain, and then also shit inside the hardhat. They created this pillar of disgust and nightmares and deliberately left it for some poor soul to have to clean up. And the worst part is, I don't know if that was one person or the efforts of multiple wastes of life doing it, because the sheer amount of human (I think) feces involved seemed like more than one person could have done at once. So either someone took a multi-stage ten pound dump, or were taking turns with a partner to complete this. Witnessing this testament to just what people will do to be assholes for no reason, for no gain, for not even the juvenile "haha gotcha" prank reaction of getting to see someone deal with their mess, made me realize that nah, we don't really have what it takes to keep going forever because there's enough people like this who will always be around to ruin the human experiment. And that's only ONE of the myriad "why would someone do this in a bathroom" stories I have from my years in retail.
Next time one of my friends falls asleep Im going to suddenly wake them up and yell "Wake up, youve been asleep for 6 months. Theres a monster coming, take this gun"
3:37 HEY ! I worked on the fluorescent light reactor for 11 years, Mark. Of course the flex capacitor works best when hooked up to a 40 watt ge red lights, Mark.
Imagine how i feel about having tattoos of him and also being my fav actor since i was a child. I understand ur pain lol. I still love him Thou what the hell haha
The whole public bathroom thing is relatable. I can't even remember how many times I was just outright disgusted when I had to take dump in a public bathroom myself and had to clean up the shit left by the person before me. This is even made worse when you already are "under pressure" and can't look for alternatives. Btw. I always try my best to leave the thing in a usable state - meaning I flush and if necessary I will use the freaking toilet brush (if there is one) and possibly even toilet paper to clean up the seat. But yeah, that is me using common sense and to me quite obviously it's something a considerable amount of people are lacking in society...
Yeah, I remember going into a public bathroom once and there was a giant turd stretched across the bowl, thankfully it wasn't urgent, but it almost triggered my vomit reflex. Some people act like fucking baboons in public bathrooms, it's disgusting. I think it's a combination of narcissism, lack of empathy and their mothers always cleaning up after them.
Sorry, your wrong. It wasn't *Space Chimp* that started the Alien killing the crew on the spaceship. It started with an Alien (who looks like a beach ball) in 1974's *Dark Star.*
13:49 Well Mark, in the year 2242, clothes and flamethrowers are made of nanoceramidichlorians, which is totally impervious to ANY acid that dissolves metal and flesh but not clothes.
Actually, it can't eat through regular grade plastic since it doesn't eat through its bottle and it can't eat through all metals because it doesn't burn through the containers and bins where they make the moonshine. So obviously it can't eat through everything.
Damn RIGHT-we gotta call out people who don't flush! (Um, what is this movie about?) I thought the land-based toilet stalls couldn't possibly be part of any spaceship design!
I’ve sadly witnessed the same awful messes in many public toilets over the years, those who don’t flush as if they’ve left a piece of art behind! Yuck, disgusting. I even encountered some especially horrible public rest rooms gems, I mean ones so bad to the point I was considering calling a hazmat team myself and suggest they quarantine the area. Anyway, you’re right, this really should stop. Please, for God’s sake people, flush!
I think what bugs me more is not that Bruce Willis is going into his Post-Peak Career Schlock stage, but that Thomas Jane seems to be _at_ that point *before* having a career peak to begin with.
ROFL! It's so true! That is my biggest pet peeve, going into a public restroom and someone hasn't flushed the toilet. And yes, it's always when someone's done the number 2.
"We gotta start calling out people who don't flush. I mean, there's a lot of social change going on right now, a lot of you know, *movements*, and I think this is one that everyone can get *behind*." Sometimes, the jokes almost literally write themselves.
There is a terrible meme about flushing. Picture this, Theres a black kid from africa it seems and a writing "is it True that you have So many water that you shit into it?"
Something that's never addressed: If you were in suspended animation for a month, two months or five years, you would need extensive physical therapy just to walk and move due to atrophy.
@@vegadog30 my biggest complaint with that movie is that Willis and JGL look absolutely nothing alike in real life so the makeup they used to make JGL look like Willis was EXTREMELY goofy and distracting
To be fair, I think public toilets often don't flush as well or have as much pressure, so someone might take a big shit and then when they try to flush, it just doesn't work. Then they're too embarrassed to go ask for help because they don't want to be "that guy" who clogged up the public toilet (and don't want to be around for other people to view their shit in the toilet), so they just leave it. And I think 99% of people would probably do the same in that situation. I think this can be proved by the fact that usually when you see shit left in a toilet, there's a whole ton of it and usually a bunch of toilet paper too - so it's not that they didn't flush at all, it's that they tried and it didn't work Though that still doesn't explain the situations when there's piss and shit all over the walls/floor...
Bruce Willis has been hologramming in his performances for years.
not only that I see Thomas Jane left a good sci fi series like 'The Expanse' to act in this?!
Nice one😂😂
Holograms have to much depth and substance
...it's why Haley Joel Jovovich was able to see him as a ghost in the Fifth Unbroken Sense.
nice 😂
Knowing what we know about him now, it makes sense that Bruce would take any job he could get while he could get it.
I love Hologram Bruce - what a great way for him to stand in one spot and shoot dialog and reaction shots and do as little as absolutely possible 😂😂
Yeah.
That is exactly what happened! Sad part is, the producers were still desperate enough to agree!
I just hope they used his body double for the back of the hologram's head.
amen, God forbid he work with "real actors" anymore.
At least, it's more creative that watching Steven Seagal sitting on a chair during 60 minutes.
The main travesty of this movie is that people were crawling through vents and none of them were Bruce Willis
His hologram was there though :)
Good point bro jaja
@@majix123 somehow
While I haven't seen Breach, I've seen enough of Bruce Willis' uninterested face in these direct-to-video movies the last five years to know exactly where this was going.
At this point I would be genuinely surprised if he ever puts effort into a serious role ever again
@@jayb0g I've heard people speculate that's it about his ego, same with Steven Seagal.
Willis could easily retire, but he needs to be a "movie star". He clearly hasn't given a shit about his acting in years, but his ego pushes him on.
Again, just speculation, I know nothing about the man, other than apparently he's is/can be hard to work with.
@@EarthboundX Steven Seagal is electing as a deputee to the Russian Parliament. No, I'm serious! And he is now an actor in Russian cinema. (From one trash to another).
That ought to tell you how far the GI Joe franchise slipped, since he declined to appear again, but he’s cranking these bargain bin films out McDonalds style.
Break it down for me
I get ur frustration about the bathrooms. Here in Turkey we have people who are unable to comprehend what a f...ing garbage can is. Every beach, every park is full with cigarette butts and garbage. I will 100% leave them to extinct here on earth when I discover another planet. Seriously how low tier of a human being do u have to be not to know how to use the garbage can?
In America it is guys not wanting or just too stupid to understand if there is a unisex bathroom both men and women use YOU HAVE TO LIFT UP THE TOILET SET BEFORE YOU PISS !!!
Holy hell every single time at work there is yellow spots on top of the seat.
Yeah, I don't get it too, I was told it's because these people are from the villages with no toilets but how the heck do they even cross the road don't they even have TV to know what toilets are? I think Mark is right, they did it on purpose.
It's sad but we need AI to take care of us like monkeys in a zoo
@@chinabluewho Doesn't have to be unisex. Some people need to sit.
You are not alone Turkey there are many
I believe Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal are in some type of contest to see which one can put out the most direct-to-dvd crap.
@@Elatenl Yeah.
At least Vam Damme stills tries.
Nick Cage beats both of them.
@@ponrix The Jean Claude Van Johnson show was great. And Nicholas Cage has a movie coming out where he plays a fictional version of himself that quits acting.
There's no way Bruce or Steven Seagal would poke fun at themselves even if it meant rebooting their career.
Steven Seagal beats out every single actor in history for this by a long, long, mile. That man's bloated corpse of a career is even fatter than his waistline. Also, Nick Cage is a phenomenal actor who has chosen some bad movies. When put in the right role, he is one of the best out there. And he's much more diverse of an actor than Willis will ever be.
Mark’s rant about toilets not being flushed in public bathrooms was so relatable for me
It's germaphobics, they won't touch a handle so they leave it, they also squat over toilets and get piss and shit everywhere. They hate germs and public bathrooms, but they're the ones who make it disgusting.
As someone who has to constantly clean shit and piss on the toilet left by his roommate, I can relate. Anyone who's been suffering from this should get a huge compensation.
There is a huge lever you can flush using your shoe, toilet paper 😑
He should had added women who don't clean their Damm hands after pooping. Fkn gross. And for some reason leave toilet paper on the side 🤢 I find women bathroom disgusting
There are also the people who spit chewing gum in urinals. Even though there's a garbage can right there
some people probably don't flush because some other nasty people have made everything so dirty that just handling the flushing mechanism might give one a disease.
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@@samtepal3892 I feel no sympathy
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I'm with you on the nasty people that abuse public restrooms Mark! Also one of my biggest pet peeves grown people that can't relieve themselves without making a horrible disgusting mess for someone else to deal with.
thats why we need to force those disgusting things to clean up their own mess... with their tongue.
It's germaphobes, they refuse to touch a toilet handle and squat over the toilet and get piss and shit everywhere, and if they line the toilet with a cover or toilet paper they'll leave that on the seat also. They're afraid of germs, but they're the ones who make it disgusting.
@@davidmayberry3190 -- How ironic and selfish of them.
@@davidmayberry3190 Maybe in some cases, but alot of humans are just disgusting. I did janitorial work in my younger days cleaning break rooms and restrooms for local factories, businesses, office buildings ect. Men would urinate on the rolls of toilet paper. ( just to make it unusable for others) women would leave their used feminine hygiene products on the sinks, paper towel dispensers ect. They would even smear them across the mirrors. Both sexes would defecate on the floor.
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Why are you leaving this comment in every thread? We’re all germaphobes to some extent.
That 2min rant about people who don't flush at public toilets was the best thing I've seen all week.
Thanks Mark, can only endorse you on that!
Thank you for the public restroom diatribe, Mark.
As a teenager I was hired to clean the bathrooms in a large and very expensive restaurant. My conclusion is that people are pigs. Not everyone is a pee and poo vandal, but there’s way (WAY) too many out there. Their tombstones should bear witness to their misdeeds.
Movie be like: "Did we mention that BRUCE WILLIS is in this movie? And Bruce Willis is in EVERY SCENE sometimes as a hologram!!....Please come watch this movie with Bruce Willis in it! Look we spent all of our budget on Bruce Willis being in this movie! PLEASE for the love of all that is good, Please come see our Bruce Willis movie!! PLEASE!!!"
How does Mark only have 184K subs?!?!...This channel is too good....come on everybody lets get it to 500K by January!!
Shout out Bruce Willis, wishing him well in these tough times.
Heck, yeah! We love you, Bruce!!!
With hindsight it is sad to see what Bruce and his family were going through. He could barely remember his own name, yet somehow found the inner strength to still work his ass off right up until he could barely function any more. I will always remember him for the great films he made. I think Red 2 was were the signs began to show with his eratic mood swings with the cast, crew, and media. Dementia in all its forms is very cruel.
I saw this. Bruce’s energy throughout was that of disappointment with self.
Im sure it was done the exact same way Bruce Wills has been making trash movies for like the last decade...They hired him because of his name and pay him a crap ton, they then film all of his scenes in 1 day and they use doubles for anything the forgot to film.
@@lutherheggs451 So true. It’s similar to Morgan Freeman in that terrible Ruby Rose abomination. I swear he told them “I’ll take the money. But I’m not standing up. So they made his character handicap
It looked like he put in way more effort here than he has recently
Dialing it in for Direct to DVD is one thing, but delivering that same level of enthusiasm in the final installment of Shyamalan’s trilogy was down right criminal.
@@basilbaby7678 haven’t seen that yet except for the first few minutes but that is disappointing to hear, especially because he was so good in Unbreakable.
I love how for a couple minutes the video turns into a rant about people not flushing public toilets 😂. And only facts were spoken!
And he said something like "isn't this a movement we can all get behind?" Brilliant
A lot of comments on this topic, but I haven't seen anyone suggest that maybe that's why Noah wasn't allowed on the Ark to begin with? Maybe that's the irony he has to live with scrubbing toilets every day.
I love how it's the 2300's and everyone dresses the exact same as they do now.
And they even talk the same as we do now. Do we talk just like people from the 1800's?
Maybe they were going through a retro phase.
@@florinivan6907 Fair. But why 2020? This year sucked donkey balls...
@@florinivan6907 Yeah, maybe a sub subculture, but everyone? Just as there might be a sub subculture talking and dressing like their back in the 70s (or 60/50s rockabilly) but if they're in front of average people they'll look like out of place at best.
@@pothatuu to be fair that's a stupid excuse to be it is because nobody would listen to it in advanced language it is irritating reading subtitles. It is why movies based in the 1900s people modern english
As a janitor, I like your stance on people that don't flush. In the business, we call them Beef Stewers and/or Moon Shiners.
I need your opinion. Does this movie sound like it was written by a janitor? It's just screaming that to me. The earth has become too scummy dirty, the lead sneaks on via air vents, the lead basically does janitorial work, the ultimate weapon is industrial cleaner... even blue new earth is suspicious. Do you know people in the biz that take their work so seriously and absorb it so much as the main constituent of their lives that it would permeate any creative endeavor?
That's incredibly polite.
@@ericv00 even the title sounds similar to bleach and thier uniforms look like janitor clothes.
thank you for your service, sir.
I wonder how expensive it is to have Bruce Willis in a movie
I bet Mark and his suscribers can finance him for the next Breen movie
Breen probably wouldn’t tolerate anyone in his movies more famous than he is. But maybe not! Free trip to Vegas and a couple hours of work, a few thousand dollars…
I know his price tag was expensive enough to nix him from Expendables 3. His Expendables role were basically a glorified cameo, and he was still asking too much.
@@boshman78 he might have asked for more for that movie though considering it was a higher production movie
Too bad; back in the 90s he was willing to take a major pay cut just so 12 Monkeys could happen.
He is one of the owners of the production company of all of that crap.
Freezing down a pregnant woman, is that a good idea? Does the baby stop evolving or how exactly does that work
I was wondering the same thing.
I was going to ask the same thing.
It depends. Real baby or alien?
I believe the correct term is growing, not evolving.
@@SteveMacSticky it's a Pokébaby?
9:22 This is like the movie version of those bad screened "I'm totally driving right now" shots where the person moves the steering wheel randomly, except for shooting a gun.
Noah looks like 'thug guy' from 'The Room' This must be another epic tale from cinematic giant, 'The Asylum"
Chris R.
Yes, I have seen that movie way too often.
The title catch phrase might as well have been, "In Deep Space they're not on Earth..." I have a feeling this movie was nothing more than a tax dump or money laundering situation
More and more I'm seeing these movies as a way to launder huge amounts of cash. They can't be turning a profit and yet they keep getting made.
Nah, they truly believed that they would make an adequate (if barely) profit. I’m a cynical old man and I know how bloody stupid people can be.
In deep space, don't expect an authentic Italian experience, but at Olive Garden, you're family.™️
In some ways I admire how utterly shameless Willis is about milking his name for a buck. Cage will still on occasion do something worthy of catching but if I see Willis face on a movie that's an immediate pass.
Cage was doing everything he could to pay the IRS the millions of dollars he owed them....He didn't have a choice since he spent all his money and decided not to pay taxes.
@@lutherheggs451 Cage never gives a lazy performance though.
Even when Cage is in shitty films I think it's worth it(except Left Behind that movie suuuuucks!)
Besides, Nicolas Cage seems like he genuinely enjoys acting and filming which I think puts him several pegholes above people like Willis. He doesn't always bring his A-game but he never seems to think he's "too good" to be in a bad movie, unlike Willis. I'm sure he'd prefer to be in better movies if he had that luxury, though.
Willis said years ago he's done with acting.
I used to work at a self serve gas station and honestly… 2-3 times a week someone would poop on the wall.
THE WALL.
I’m with you on the whole “maybe we don’t deserve another earth” thing
His "defecation degeneracy" rant really spoke to me cause I have seen way too much of that BS and am equally sick of it
Too much of that HS too, am I right?
"Who are these people"
1: tween/teenagers who think it's fun/funny to be shitheads and are too carefree to ever consider other people
2: Depressed people who don't give a fuck about anything anymore
3: Misanthropes who hate the world and everyone in it who isn't them
4: Germaphobes who don't want to touch the handle or the seat, and thus ironically make a massive mess and leave it for someone else.
5: All of the above
I went to auto tech school more than 25 years ago. Needless to say, 99.9% of the student base was male. You wanna talk about animals-barely a day went by without someone taking a dump on the actual toilet seat or in the urinals. Someone once took a dump in the urinal and wiped there a$$ on the urinal itself. Right up the side. I’ve seen a lot in my day, but never something like that again.
*their
Wouldn't it technically be "HS"?
The latest stop on the "Is Bruce Willis ok?" tour. You should do a whole Bad Movies mini series just of his recent films
Interesting that they need janitors to do all this work when like 99% of people on board the ship are in cryo sleep. Not sure what exactly keeps needing to be cleaned...
it's a good day when you hear "welcome back TO the show"
love how the spaceship JUST took off and it's already dark and dingy.
Bruce Willis flushes. He has already flushed his career down the toilet with movies like this one.
You win, dude👍
Bruce suffers from dementia. He cant remember His lines anymore makes him unable to Star in normal movies. So he Star in bmovies like this to Get money
@@Watcher4111sad but true
I guarantee Bruce’s paycheck is bigger than everyone else’s
Like add everyone’s pay together, actors, camera operators, editors, producers, even the director. Add it all together, and you won’t match up to Bruce’s
His fee, and the plywood and paint for the sets, make up around 98% of the budget, as far as I can see.
I think the way it works is Nic Cage , Bruce and some others charge a per day rate of 500 thousand, it is low enough that someone can scrap together just enough that a studio can shoot a film for under a million if they cut back the budget on sets and CGI, then try to get all of thier scenes done in one day so no reshoots and what dialog recordings they have is just what they have.
@@chinabluewho That so makes sense in this film.
Probably why the movie sucked. All the dough went into our man Bruce.
You know the level of incompetence of the mission command when they allow the use of high corrosive chemical products inside an spaceship but nobody thinks on give the code of the almirant's cryogenic chamber to the crew to wake up him in case of emergency.
They tried to have the admiral struggle with waking up, but when you're played by Tom Jane you just go from sleeping to badass in 0.6 seconds.
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People who clean bathrooms for a living like my ex gf and get mom did, can definitely relate to the bathroom rant. I clean up behind myself because my dad was cleaning buildings when I was young so I'm totally for this rant.
I worked as a cleaner in highschool, getting up at 4.30am every day to clean toilets in a mall. I've seen terrible things...
Maybe they had the same criteria of selecting people that they had on that one Futurama episode when the Earth was supposed to be destroyed in a 3012 Mayan like Doomsday Prophecy. So the chosen ones were pick to go to Mars. Doctor Zoidberg got picked because he would be delicious with butter.
Reminds me of one of Douglass Addams' books, where a group of people are sent away in an ark ship, supposedly because the planet was going to explode, but they were really just getting rid of useless idiots. They ended up on Earth.
I like how the admiral goes into cryo sleep until the ship reaches its destination. What a useful admiral he is!
Not even the worst movie he’s done lately. I give it about another year before he starts doing movies with Steven Seagal.
Oh god no! Not Steven. Anything but Steven Seagal movies!!!!!
@@thegirllikesmovies7389 he wasn’t born on a turnip truck OR at night
Well now he’s doing movies with Megan Fox. Idk if that’ll boost him a little since she’s slightly jumped back up on the radar lately or just permanently pull her down.
10:56 Acid that eats through metal, in plastic jugs.
In case you already did this one after your surgery, I just want to say you look good and healthy - and may you continue to grace us with all this great "badness" for years to come.
The bathroom rant is literally why you are my favorite movie critic...thank you
His latest health.issues explains a lot now
Was scrolling down out of curiosity and was surprised that yours was the only comment to mention this. He (or his handlers) were clearly taking any work he could before he lost the ability to act completely.
@@yellowblanka6058 Smart move by him... Cash up and hope for the best ... but it sounds like it wont be a fun time for Bruce... .. shame
Thanks for putting out new stuff man, glad to see you're still going strong
Lol cleaner that eats through metal on a spaceship? Can't see any problems there lol
Thank you for roasting those people
Bruce Willis is a man who loves action movies, and loves starring in them...basically like an even older Tom Cruise.
Though I imagine his reputation for being 'difficult' over the past 15 years has affected his prospects and project choices...
Tom Cruise in The Mummy was just pathetic, the whole time he's like, "I'm still a hot action hero! You don't need those Chrises guys!", I've never seen a male actor that insecure about getting old.
@@claudialomeli4048 no one pays to see Chrises in anything but Marvel movies. Cruise can still sell a movie on his own.
Bruce hates action movies.
You finally going to view my guilty pleasure the Pit can't wait for Marks take on it ...this going to be fun!
Oh man, I love those sets! They just painted a bunch of Styrofoam packing inserts and stuck them to the walls and called it a day xD
they didn't even try to hide the cheap piano hinges they used for the cryo pods
@@jean-baptistepalay1801 or the fact that the pod was lined with cheap EVA floor mats.
@@jean-baptistepalay1801 Oh my god, those hinges.
Your philosophy on going to another planet had me cracking up.
4:17-6:34 I love it when mark rants.
I literally laughed out loud and clapped at the bathroom rant lol! Yes! Preach brother!!
Sadly, Bruce Willis has become synonymous with poorly made, B movies. I say poorly made as not all productions on a tight budget are as bad as those I see Willis popping up in.
Your PSA in the middle of the review was an important message for our times, and gave me an idea for Bruce Willis' next hit movie. In a future dystopian world, people who mess up bathrooms are hunted down by robotic hit squads. BW could be a janitor recruited to identify targets (and clean up the mess) Anyway, great review.
Bruce Willis vs Steven SeaGAL is what i wanna see
A Steven Seagal Christmas Special is what we all need!
They would create either an abomination or a masterpiece. Nothing less
Your "...but whatever" conclusion is both a mood and sums up *a lot* of these movies.
He needs a proper comeback film. We all know he can be badass.
He is 66 and tired for a few years now .. there is no comeback for Bruce Willis. He is the embodiment of cash-grab now.
@@IcyHell77mNRW Its such a shame.
@@evanhanley6437 it's not a shame because he doesn't want to comeback. He said years ago he's bored with acting.
He can, but he just doesn't want to.
The first time he appeared on television was in an episode of Miami Vice. His battered wife shoots him while Phil Collins sang, "I Don't Care Any More".
That became a self fullfilling prophesy. ...look it up, its a good song.
Welcome back sir!
How the frakk did Bruce Willis' career went to sh*t like this?
I mean he has literally become the new Cameron Mitchell at this point.
You say that like it's a bad thing-the world _needs_ another Cameron...
I believe because he's burned all his bridges, he's notoriously hard 2 work with apparently!
Please don’t disrespect Cameron Mitchell by comparing him to Bruce Willis…
Cameron Mitchell was a national treasure, good sir or madam. Now, close the ****ing door!
@@leightnite3056 That should be a movie title: Hard 2 Work With.
You know the movie sucks when the poster says "with Thomas Jane" instead of "with Bruce Willis". It's usually the most established and well known actors that have the small but impactful roles.
I am one minute in and this is already sounding like an insipid tv movie, or even Saturday morning tv show, from the 1970s. Noah. Ark. New Earth. Plus a clumsy tag line that triggers my stutter. I am going to watch this video all the way through because you did most of the suffering for us. Bless you.
Didn't see your last video until a few days after posting, so this is the 1st video with notifications on.
Bruce Willis will act in anything for a paycheck much like Nic Cage. Difference is that Cage in levels above Willis as an acting talent, when Cage gets a great script & great direction he can be immense.
to be fair, bruce was never a top notch actor.
I think Cage is also obligated to take any work offered to him due to the whole bankruptcy thing. Bruce Willis doesn’t even have an excuse
@@boshman78 I agree. Only movies I like with him is Die Hard, like the first two, and also the sixth sense. That's about it.
@@boshman78 No, but you literally see that he doesn't give a shit anymore. In the 1980s-90s he actually put effort into his performances. Even Hudson Hawk had some enthusiasm. Now he just looks miserable.
To be honest, Bruce is on the “wrong side” of the political and ideological divide for Hollywood’s liking, so he must be punished...
I used to take care of the maintenance at some soccer and baseball fields as a summer job. After the weekends the public bathrooms were more often then not left in disarray. Pee everywhere and a surprising amount of poop spread everywhere, from the floors to the walls and even once the ceiling. Thing that I found weird was 90% of the time it was the women’s bathroom where a “Poocasso” had so nicely shared there artistry. Good news was I took only took care of the fields, not the bathrooms.
Proof that women are more artistic
Super cleaning fluid: eats through metal
Also super cleaning fluid: Stays nicely in a plastic jug
I guess it's real durable plastic. You know, that milky white plastic with the resin code 2 on the recycling symbol.
Thank you for all the videos please keep up the good work
It's so funny how I had the exact same "We don't deserve to make it as a species" realization about public bathrooms too.
I was like 19 and working at a retail store that was undergoing a big remodel. As part of the whole "sorry about the construction" thing, they gave out these thin plastic toy hardhats to little kids coming into the store. Real cute, nice way to spread some good will right? So one afternoon I head into one of the public bathrooms and happened to glance into one of the open stall doors.
Someone had clearly intentionally clogged one of the toilets with a combination of shit and as much toilet paper as they seemingly could stuff into the toilet bowl itself. Then on top of this affront to god, they had taken one of those plastic toy hardhats, turned it upside down to nestle above their unholy mountain, and then also shit inside the hardhat. They created this pillar of disgust and nightmares and deliberately left it for some poor soul to have to clean up.
And the worst part is, I don't know if that was one person or the efforts of multiple wastes of life doing it, because the sheer amount of human (I think) feces involved seemed like more than one person could have done at once. So either someone took a multi-stage ten pound dump, or were taking turns with a partner to complete this.
Witnessing this testament to just what people will do to be assholes for no reason, for no gain, for not even the juvenile "haha gotcha" prank reaction of getting to see someone deal with their mess, made me realize that nah, we don't really have what it takes to keep going forever because there's enough people like this who will always be around to ruin the human experiment.
And that's only ONE of the myriad "why would someone do this in a bathroom" stories I have from my years in retail.
damn....i agree too btw.
Next time one of my friends falls asleep Im going to suddenly wake them up and yell "Wake up, youve been asleep for 6 months. Theres a monster coming, take this gun"
You can say that this movie is a....
....cosmic sin.
A sin that deserves... reprisal
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Break it down for me
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HEY ! I worked on the fluorescent light reactor for 11 years, Mark. Of course the flex capacitor works best when hooked up to a 40 watt ge red lights, Mark.
Bruce Willis was an icon to me in my youth and to see him being put into these horrible decisions for whatever reason makes me incredibly sad.
Imagine how i feel about having tattoos of him and also being my fav actor since i was a child. I understand ur pain lol. I still love him Thou what the hell haha
Mark, you are the best!!!!!! Loved your washroom rant too! I have watched and rewatched all of your WMWM several times..😊😊
The whole public bathroom thing is relatable. I can't even remember how many times I was just outright disgusted when I had to take dump in a public bathroom myself and had to clean up the shit left by the person before me. This is even made worse when you already are "under pressure" and can't look for alternatives.
Btw. I always try my best to leave the thing in a usable state - meaning I flush and if necessary I will use the freaking toilet brush (if there is one) and possibly even toilet paper to clean up the seat. But yeah, that is me using common sense and to me quite obviously it's something a considerable amount of people are lacking in society...
Yeah, I remember going into a public bathroom once and there was a giant turd stretched across the bowl, thankfully it wasn't urgent, but it almost triggered my vomit reflex. Some people act like fucking baboons in public bathrooms, it's disgusting. I think it's a combination of narcissism, lack of empathy and their mothers always cleaning up after them.
Sorry, your wrong. It wasn't *Space Chimp* that started the Alien killing the crew on the spaceship. It started with an Alien (who looks like a beach ball) in 1974's *Dark Star.*
13:49 Well Mark, in the year 2242, clothes and flamethrowers are made of nanoceramidichlorians, which is totally impervious to ANY acid that dissolves metal and flesh but not clothes.
Actually, it can't eat through regular grade plastic since it doesn't eat through its bottle and it can't eat through all metals because it doesn't burn through the containers and bins where they make the moonshine. So obviously it can't eat through everything.
Damn RIGHT-we gotta call out people who don't flush! (Um, what is this movie about?) I thought the land-based toilet stalls couldn't possibly be part of any spaceship design!
Mandatory flushing is a movement we can all get behind. Lol 💩🚽🧻
Im so glad you and this content exist
*I can't wait for the Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal team up film*
I’ve sadly witnessed the same awful messes in many public toilets over the years, those who don’t flush as if they’ve left a piece of art behind! Yuck, disgusting.
I even encountered some especially horrible public rest rooms gems, I mean ones so bad to the point I was considering calling a hazmat team myself and suggest they quarantine the area. Anyway, you’re right, this really should stop. Please, for God’s sake people, flush!
I think what bugs me more is not that Bruce Willis is going into his Post-Peak Career Schlock stage, but that Thomas Jane seems to be _at_ that point *before* having a career peak to begin with.
Hahahaha. Poor Thomas Jane.
Thomas Jane at least got some fame from the great sci-if series The Expanse.
don't you run your mouth about Detective Miller!
He could transition into Jane Thomas and start over...
Hi Mark, keep up the good work with the weirdness
Holy shit, looks like they recycled old Red Dwarf sets for the crew quarters...
ROFL! It's so true! That is my biggest pet peeve, going into a public restroom and someone hasn't flushed the toilet. And yes, it's always when someone's done the number 2.
"We gotta start calling out people who don't flush. I mean, there's a lot of social change going on right now, a lot of you know, *movements*, and I think this is one that everyone can get *behind*."
Sometimes, the jokes almost literally write themselves.
There is a terrible meme about flushing. Picture this, Theres a black kid from africa it seems and a writing "is it True that you have So many water that you shit into it?"
Something that's never addressed: If you were in suspended animation for a month, two months or five years, you would need extensive physical therapy just to walk and move due to atrophy.
He didn't just pick one bad movie, look up his recent movie history, its all crap
Looper was decent
it’s pretty wild how many direct to video movies he’s been in since 2008
@@vegadog30 my biggest complaint with that movie is that Willis and JGL look absolutely nothing alike in real life so the makeup they used to make JGL look like Willis was EXTREMELY goofy and distracting
never knew gun optics could get so big that they start getting in the way of aiming
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Childbirth can always wait.
This video hits different knowing now what Bruce Willis is going through 😔
Every Movie you make a "bad review" of, that movie looks to me even more crapier! hahah ^^
thanks for your entertaining videos FanboyFlicks!
9:22 I love how that's obviously not any kind of natural kickback from a gun, it's just the actor shaking a prop that doesn't do anything.
That bathroom rant(justified) remids me of your people jusing lawnmoers weekend mornings rant😁
I’m sure that people who won’t flush their crap will just claim they’re saving water. Absolutely sure.
They say Megan Fox gets a kick out of leaving a deuce in the toilet. For her friends to find.
So she IS small enough to fit in a toilet bowl...
I thought that was just one time by accident.
To be fair, I think public toilets often don't flush as well or have as much pressure, so someone might take a big shit and then when they try to flush, it just doesn't work. Then they're too embarrassed to go ask for help because they don't want to be "that guy" who clogged up the public toilet (and don't want to be around for other people to view their shit in the toilet), so they just leave it. And I think 99% of people would probably do the same in that situation. I think this can be proved by the fact that usually when you see shit left in a toilet, there's a whole ton of it and usually a bunch of toilet paper too - so it's not that they didn't flush at all, it's that they tried and it didn't work
Though that still doesn't explain the situations when there's piss and shit all over the walls/floor...
I’m definitely on board with this #PEETOO movement. Or is it #PEEPOO movement 🤔
The Ark's engine looks very similar to the Netflix logo😂