@@catgaeming2025 Nothing in catastrophic3's post was wrong. The movie was largely despised, was more known because of the memes mocking it, the movie bombed. Sony mistook the memes as meaning people wanted another shot to see the movie in theaters so re-released it, the movie bombed even harder. That's just facts. You liking the movie doesn't change that. It's cool you enjoyed it but unfortunately you were very much in the minority so don't get hopes up for a sequel, sorry.
@@carn9507 dude wtf u talking about Jared Leto was already showing script for the sequel. Jared leto is great underrated actor and also Matt smith who was really really good doctor from bbc tv series Doctor who. cgi was bad ? how about the newest marvel movies ? thor love and thunder is a f joke ... and doctor strange 2 was more about america chavez . the movie could be named america chavez the multiverse of madness but nobody would watch that xD cant wait to see more disney plus series barely anyone gonna watch. maybe DC will catch on now since marvel feels like running out of ideas. even if morbius is bad movie i think its fun to watch for that matt smith dance xD
They really with a straight face wrote the backstory for the villain as “he got angry and beat up some kids that were SAVAGELY BEATING HIS CRIPPLED ASS”, like that was some foreshadowing of evil. Standing up to being hate crimed = eViLLLLL
I think the idea is that he went too far in it playing a role in his motivation as he grew up... the bullies are cartoonishly mean and it came out in 2022 so it's unlikely, as bad as it was, that the studio and its writers were victim blaming. There's obviously nothing wrong with standing up for yourself but it's not like that's all he did in the movie lmao. Just because someone's been wronged at some point doesn't mean it's ok to take it out on others or treat people poorly, yet you'd be surprised by how many people think it's justified because they were once on the receiving end and haven't healed from it. Or want to make others suffer like they have. It's a cliche we've seen a hundred times. But tbh, Mark said it best when it becomes difficult to sympathize or even pinpoint the character's motivation so I can see why you'd see it that way.
The thing is, "everybody has always had it better than me so the only thing I can think of to do with my newfound power is inflict misery on as many people as possible" isn't terrible as far as character motivations go, it's just that that is literally the sum of the Milo character as a whole after a certain point. He doesn't have fun with it, he doesn't have any moments of self awareness, he doesn't illustrate his belief that people deserve to suffer with a sense of maniacal fixation, he just outright states it as a premise and kind of forgets about how important it supposedly is to him. I'd think it'd make more sense for him to be trying to philosophically rationalize his newfound and unavoidable bloodlust rather than being suddenly just a 100% irretrievable villain in the blink of an eye but that require him to be a full fledged character and not just an antagonist
@@washedblue I didn’t “see it that way”, that’s what happened. It doesn’t matter what intentions or personal fantasies you want to attach to it, that’s the scene we were given and that’s blatantly the way it was framed. Is it because the studio is literally intentionally targeting hate crime victims and blaming them? No, fucking obviously not. That was blatant hyperbole and you should know better. It’s just lazy shitty writing that you’re thinking about harder than the creators did.
Yes, it was just more and more of the same contrived bullschlock in these dumb, shitty flicks. They're so up their own ass, they think this is not only a gotcha moment, but that it passes for intelligence. This was written by the kind of people who cry when they get beat up by you, but it was all done emotionally and you didn't even touch them. I wouldn't trust these writers to take down my order at a burger joint.
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer Or its someone's screwed up idea of a sympathetic villain. With the kind of money Lucien appeared to have you'd think he'd be striking back at the general public already and we could have seen some warning signs.
@@robotrix At the very least, when he showed up after Morbius had found the "cure", he should have revealed something akin to how he was doing dubious/evil things for the research. Like Morbius needs blood with specific genetic features or something, and it turns out Milo, I don't know, kidnapped some jock (top-tier healthy body) and drained him dry for it, with earlier in the movie, something about that jock going missing is shown/mentioned in the background, part of a news story or whatever.
Hearing someone actually read the reviews out loud is a level of hilarious I didn't realize it could get. It's one thing to internally read the jokes but it's another thing to hear Mark say "Morbius 2: The Search for more Morb".
Always nice too see Mark change it up with a recent movie once in a while and I think we can all agree that Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time.
I love how even when you’re making fun of a bad movie, you still are also able to give honest feed back and review of a movie. You don’t just hate on a movie, you give a good critique of the movie from a person who loves films and the film making progress.
Mark's not one of those pretentious critics on this site. You know, the misogynistic or homophobic ones whose only complaint are movies getting "woke" or whatever clickbaity thumbnail they have.
Idk Mark, I thought this movie was pretty good, and I heard the sequel would have him battling Electro, starring Jamie Foxx. I read that it was to be called MORBIUS 2: Electric Morbalu.
I watched this movie with my friend, a little after it came out. It was definitely one of the movies I saw that month, and if I had to rank it along other superhero movies, I would.
I like how, in these stupid movies, intelligence is like this god-like power that makes you just know things without ever having learned anything about it. If I take some 300 IQ boy and put it infront of an apheresis machine and told him to fix the machine, without giving him any time to try and figure it out first, obviously, he would just magically know how this machine works, because "he smart". That's how intelligence works, in case you didn't know. It doesn't let you learn things easier and faster, no, it just makes you know stuff.
"Hmmm...well I'm quite good at maths, so fixing a dialysis machine should be easy..." Also; did I hear he used the spring as a fuse? Because dialysis machines don't work that way.
Wait a minute…that’s _NOT_ how it works?!?! So, if someone went back in time and threw a broken smartphone at *Leo da Vinci* - he wouldn’t be able to immediately fix it??!!
Suspension of disbelief.. Hollywood has been lowering the quality bar rather heavily in the past decade, and with it rising the need for our suspension of disbelief, as it requires actual intelligence to write a good scifi script, as hard as it might be for some people to understand.
My favorite part of the video was when Mark came running in and said It's Marking time and Marked all over the movie. My wife and I Marked so hard while watching Morbius, we were glad to see you Mark it
When he finally managed to snatch The Orb of Morb from The Cradle of The Mouroboros in his native city of San Morbino to honour his dead father Roy Morbison, I cried.
Mark: this nurse has been laying on the hospital floor dead over night, and no one's noticed. Me: sad to say that that's the most realistic thing in this movie.
I felt my will to live leaking out of my ears while I was watching this mess of a movie. I did, however, find it amusing that every time Morbius would drink from those blood bags he'd do it the exact same way, like he was a character in a video game doing the same animation every time he healed.
It was a hell of alot better than Wakanda Borever and Cringe & Thunder......I instantly discount the opinions of people when they try to say that Morbius was so terrible but they loved Cringe & Thunder or Wakanda Borever
Kudos to Mark for being able to stay awake through this movie. I couldn't make it more than about 10 minutes. Truly Mark is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will.
He calls the other kid "My Low" because he considers him to be the physical personification of his own depression and he's projecting. It's explained in the comics. When he was overcome with his addiction he had another friend called "Rock Bottom".
I love the fact that the kids across the street just make fun of the hospital kids for dying of a rare illness. Like "haha you're dying of a blood disease !" Is still pretty mean even for kids
yeah, but like... kids can be pretty crap. One of my friends has had an underdeveloped left hand her whole life and she used to get bullied for it at school.
@@carn9507 yeah for sure that sucks , I actually work with kids in a few different school systems so I hear you 100%. This just seems unrealistic / smells bad or lazy writing to me tho
@@itsok6640 In the real life situation the mean kids are presented with an opportunity to be nice or neutral and choose to be mean; in the movie they're taking time and effort out of their day just to do a mean thing, if that makes sense. The first situation might evolve into the second because of human nature and habits, but I feel like it's kind of rare for a person to *start* being mean by going out of their way to do so. At the very least it makes less sense in a story where you usually need to have some relatively obvious reason for something to happen (unless you're going to explain it later, or you're doing a purposefully absurdist or slice-of-life/realistic/grounded thing, neither of which describes Mobius). Edit: which means I agree with you, it does feel like not-great writing
I kept hearing terrible stuff about this movie, so when I finally watched it my expectations were as low as possible. Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad...until I fell asleep halfway through, missed the ending, and realized I didn't care. 🤷♀️
I subbed from watching your reviews of old movies, but i gotta say reviewing this recent disaster was a blast to watch! You should definitely mix these in frequently!
I love how your intro evolved into the catchphrase... Tooooo the show. Great show again, I like that modern movies get love too. There's a movie called "Escape the Field" 2022, the writing is absolutely hilarious. Keep it up man!
During World War Two, a scientist employed by the British government suggested that expired blood at blood banks be made to use blood pudding, a food moderately popular in Britain. Later the scientist became a popularizer of science on television, and it if you’ve seen the video for “She Blinded Me With Science” you’ve seen him as that old guy.
@@markiangooley You mean Magnus Pyke?! HE WAS THAT GUY?! I always knew about the plan to make us low-key vampires/cannibals, but it was thought up by the man who taught me most of my science as a child?
I always thought it was wild these random street kids actually just hang out outside of a hospital in order to bully and beat up sick children. Like do they even do that irl? It’s so wild
Oh I could see them doing it because kids are cruel as shit because they haven't developed empathy yet, but the staff would have called the police immediately and not let it happen repeatedly.
@@-Bill. Empathy fully develops around six years. However even babies, just hours old, have mirror neurons, they understand and reflect feelings. Sorry, your siblings were just cruel.
I always try to figure out what was funnier the original giant failure of this, or the fact that they thought memes meant popularity, and tried to put it on a second time only for it to fail even harder. I mean I’m a huge fan of schadenfreude and this is like someone falling downstairs directly into a giant pile of crap but then like also like trying to get up again and like slipping in it. It’s just a delight.
Mark you are so funny! I have been watching your videos for years and your wry sense of humor is fantastic. Glad to see your subscriber's are going up. xoxoxo
I just wanted to tell you, I've been a subscriber for over a year, UA-cam never pushes your content towards me after I subscribed, so I'm just now seeing this. You're hilarious though, so here is my comment to try to help your algorithm.
I can't get over the whole "dresses up, goes there, lets the whole ceremony go on and then declines the award" scene. Not only did he waste who knows how much money, but also wasted everyone's time and if he wanted to decline the award, if he had said so earlier, he likely could have had some other scientist get the award, so all in all, this whole scene just makes Morbius look like a colossal dickhead.
Fun fact when I first saw the commercials for Morbius I actually genuinely wanted to go see it in cinemas with my dad. The memes passed by, it got rereleased and flopped again.. and my dad and I still haven’t seen it! So there’s that
Glad you included that trivia at the end, for me it's the most hilarious part about all of this. That the internet really got Sony to release it in cinemas a second time, so it can bomb at the box office twice lol
I'll never forget this movie because I watched it on Twitch. It's meme status made it popular enough people kept showing it there, and the mods only banned the channels showing it when the credits were rolling.
No one ever talks about this scene but towards the 3rd act, Milo goes in the lab to ask her on the whereabouts of Morbuis and she has to lie and keep her heart rate down as he could hear her heart beat. It is subtle but I love it as it builds up decent tension
I agree that it's the most forgettable Marvel movie, but honestly, Iron Man 2 comes close. I seriously don't remember anything about that movie other than a joke between Jon Favreau and Black Widow toward the end, and that Mickey Rourke was amped up as the villain but barely in the story.
I can’t tell you how happy it makes me when I see you’ve posted a new video. You bring so much enjoyment to so many people, and of course my favorite part of any video is when you insert yourself into it. Todays video was no exception, that wig!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Mark. Since it's been over 10 years. Can you upload your old top 5 worst worst super hero movies? I miss you and your buddy laughing at bad Captain America and Catwoman reviews 🤣😔
I see the struggle you're having trying to come up with something to say about this boring-ass movie.....and yet you've done the impossible: you've made Morbius interesting. And with a fraction of the budget and 10 times the talent. Nicely done, man! Btw: WTF HOLLYWOOD?!
Man I would have loved to have seen Ian McShane in a 70's or 80's era Morbius horror flick make it like Cronenenberg meets Lovecraft where Morbius is a straight up villain throughout but a portals threatening to destroy all of humanity which Morb needs selfishly for food. That way you can keep Morbius as a creepy selfish horror villain and keep his edge while giving him a moral quest to save the world. Maybe have Jared Harris be his father figure but the guy who accidentally opened the Lovecraft portal to add personal stakes. Boom I fixed Morbius. Thoughts?
In real life there was a nurse that died in a stairwell in a hospital and she went unnoticed for 3 weeks. I don't know how anybody couldn't miss the unmistakable smell of decomposing human flesh. But here we are.
@@toweypat I dunno, hospitals do tend to be quite cleaned often for sanitation purposes and such. And a rotting corpse is a very bad smelling thing. :O
Thanks to Mark’s wonderful review I no longer need to see this film as I feel he summed up the plot perfectly. As an added bonus I got MARKedly more enjoyment and laughs from watching this review than I would have gotten from the aforementioned film. Thanks Mark!
I feel them making the sound waves visible when he flies was a great move. Looked really cool. And yeah, that is how he flies, by gliding on sound. Hey it is a comic book movie...
It was rather cruel of the makers to put the howling charisma vacuum that is Jared Leto next to Matt Smith.......you know, someone who actually has screen presence and talent.
4:35 not gonna lie, going to an event to turn down an award, either in an attempt to appear humble and modest or just as a publicity stunt... is absolutely something Jared Leto would do
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I’m still laughing at the fact that Sony thought that all the memes meant that everyone really loved the movie 😂😂
wtf u talking about... i love the movie. way better than newest marvel movies that feel more like a pathetic way to make more disney plus tv series
@@catgaeming2025 Nothing in catastrophic3's post was wrong. The movie was largely despised, was more known because of the memes mocking it, the movie bombed. Sony mistook the memes as meaning people wanted another shot to see the movie in theaters so re-released it, the movie bombed even harder. That's just facts. You liking the movie doesn't change that. It's cool you enjoyed it but unfortunately you were very much in the minority so don't get hopes up for a sequel, sorry.
@@carn9507 dude wtf u talking about Jared Leto was already showing script for the sequel. Jared leto is great underrated actor and also Matt smith who was really really good doctor from bbc tv series Doctor who. cgi was bad ? how about the newest marvel movies ? thor love and thunder is a f joke ... and doctor strange 2 was more about america chavez . the movie could be named america chavez the multiverse of madness but nobody would watch that xD cant wait to see more disney plus series barely anyone gonna watch. maybe DC will catch on now since marvel feels like running out of ideas. even if morbius is bad movie i think its fun to watch for that matt smith dance xD
@@catgaeming2025 That supposed script that Leto showed. Did you see the title of it? "Morbius 2: It's Morbin' Time". He was joking.
@@catgaeming2025 And I already stated elsewhere I love Matt Smith. My fave Doctor. And yes, the best part about this movie. :P
the reason he knew about the machine and how to fix it was because he "fixed" it when he killed the two Milo's that use to be in the bed beside him.
The last Milo was lucky that pens have few pieces and Morbius already tried the body and the ink container
I like it when the subtitles call Morbius "more bs"
Lol Appropriate.
They really with a straight face wrote the backstory for the villain as “he got angry and beat up some kids that were SAVAGELY BEATING HIS CRIPPLED ASS”, like that was some foreshadowing of evil. Standing up to being hate crimed = eViLLLLL
I think the idea is that he went too far in it playing a role in his motivation as he grew up... the bullies are cartoonishly mean and it came out in 2022 so it's unlikely, as bad as it was, that the studio and its writers were victim blaming. There's obviously nothing wrong with standing up for yourself but it's not like that's all he did in the movie lmao. Just because someone's been wronged at some point doesn't mean it's ok to take it out on others or treat people poorly, yet you'd be surprised by how many people think it's justified because they were once on the receiving end and haven't healed from it. Or want to make others suffer like they have. It's a cliche we've seen a hundred times.
But tbh, Mark said it best when it becomes difficult to sympathize or even pinpoint the character's motivation so I can see why you'd see it that way.
The thing is, "everybody has always had it better than me so the only thing I can think of to do with my newfound power is inflict misery on as many people as possible" isn't terrible as far as character motivations go, it's just that that is literally the sum of the Milo character as a whole after a certain point. He doesn't have fun with it, he doesn't have any moments of self awareness, he doesn't illustrate his belief that people deserve to suffer with a sense of maniacal fixation, he just outright states it as a premise and kind of forgets about how important it supposedly is to him. I'd think it'd make more sense for him to be trying to philosophically rationalize his newfound and unavoidable bloodlust rather than being suddenly just a 100% irretrievable villain in the blink of an eye but that require him to be a full fledged character and not just an antagonist
@@washedblue I didn’t “see it that way”, that’s what happened. It doesn’t matter what intentions or personal fantasies you want to attach to it, that’s the scene we were given and that’s blatantly the way it was framed. Is it because the studio is literally intentionally targeting hate crime victims and blaming them? No, fucking obviously not. That was blatant hyperbole and you should know better. It’s just lazy shitty writing that you’re thinking about harder than the creators did.
My favorite part of Weird Movies With Mark is when he says, "IT'S MARKIN TIME" and Marks all over us.
fuck's sake 🤣🤣🤣
I hate it so much, but at the same time I love it.
Getting Marked on is wonderful
he left his mark on my heart 🥰
Intriguing
The villain’s motive was so bizarrely unexplained that I legitimately thought I missed a scene
Yes, it was just more and more of the same contrived bullschlock in these dumb, shitty flicks.
They're so up their own ass, they think this is not only a gotcha moment, but that it passes for intelligence.
This was written by the kind of people who cry when they get beat up by you, but it was all done emotionally and you didn't even touch them.
I wouldn't trust these writers to take down my order at a burger joint.
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer Or its someone's screwed up idea of a sympathetic villain. With the kind of money Lucien appeared to have you'd think he'd be striking back at the general public already and we could have seen some warning signs.
@@robotrix At the very least, when he showed up after Morbius had found the "cure", he should have revealed something akin to how he was doing dubious/evil things for the research. Like Morbius needs blood with specific genetic features or something, and it turns out Milo, I don't know, kidnapped some jock (top-tier healthy body) and drained him dry for it, with earlier in the movie, something about that jock going missing is shown/mentioned in the background, part of a news story or whatever.
My favorite part of Morbius was when Jared Leto went to the Blizzard headquarters and started stealing breast milk from the staff fridge.
I need an hour long video of Mark just reading Morbius reviews in my life. Please!!
I couldn't stop laughing at 14:15
Seconding this. The reviews are just too good.
Third
Hearing someone actually read the reviews out loud is a level of hilarious I didn't realize it could get. It's one thing to internally read the jokes but it's another thing to hear Mark say "Morbius 2: The Search for more Morb".
Try someone reading the patch notes to the sims
Always nice too see Mark change it up with a recent movie once in a while and I think we can all agree that Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time.
Yay. U did the thing. Super OG dude!
It definitely is one of the movies.
not only was it one of the movies of all time on earth, it's also one of the movies of all time to space aliens
@@storm_filter that’s not the thing. I don’t like this.
The first time I saw that was in the comment section of a Critical Drinker vid. Or was it this channel? I can't remember. Where did that start anyway?
I love how even when you’re making fun of a bad movie, you still are also able to give honest feed back and review of a movie. You don’t just hate on a movie, you give a good critique of the movie from a person who loves films and the film making progress.
It’s the difference between “This is bad, here’s why” and “This is bad, here’s how it could be better.”
Mark's not one of those pretentious critics on this site. You know, the misogynistic or homophobic ones whose only complaint are movies getting "woke" or whatever clickbaity thumbnail they have.
@@pressplayulysses Oh yeah, I avoid those critics like the got-dang plague.
Idk Mark, I thought this movie was pretty good, and I heard the sequel would have him battling Electro, starring Jamie Foxx. I read that it was to be called MORBIUS 2: Electric Morbalu.
I watched this movie with my friend, a little after it came out. It was definitely one of the movies I saw that month, and if I had to rank it along other superhero movies, I would.
You haven't Morbed have you?
What?
It certainly was
Lmao
@@planescaped It made Morbillion Dollars! I Morbed when Morbius said "Its Morbin Time".
I like how, in these stupid movies, intelligence is like this god-like power that makes you just know things without ever having learned anything about it. If I take some 300 IQ boy and put it infront of an apheresis machine and told him to fix the machine, without giving him any time to try and figure it out first, obviously, he would just magically know how this machine works, because "he smart". That's how intelligence works, in case you didn't know. It doesn't let you learn things easier and faster, no, it just makes you know stuff.
"Hmmm...well I'm quite good at maths, so fixing a dialysis machine should be easy..."
Also; did I hear he used the spring as a fuse? Because dialysis machines don't work that way.
@@DarthPerkins you mean like they don't have fuses?
That’s not how the Force works. 😂
Wait a minute…that’s _NOT_ how it works?!?!
So, if someone went back in time and threw a broken smartphone at *Leo da Vinci* - he wouldn’t be able to immediately fix it??!!
Suspension of disbelief.. Hollywood has been lowering the quality bar rather heavily in the past decade, and with it rising the need for our suspension of disbelief, as it requires actual intelligence to write a good scifi script, as hard as it might be for some people to understand.
My favorite part of the video was when Mark came running in and said It's Marking time and Marked all over the movie. My wife and I Marked so hard while watching Morbius, we were glad to see you Mark it
8:22 love the deadpan “yeah that’ll just… stop working. Eventually. Because………. It will.”
When he finally managed to snatch The Orb of Morb from The Cradle of The Mouroboros in his native city of San Morbino to honour his dead father Roy Morbison, I cried.
Mark: this nurse has been laying on the hospital floor dead over night, and no one's noticed.
Me: sad to say that that's the most realistic thing in this movie.
🙏👍🤣🤣🤣❣️
Nah I disagree. That nurse's patients would start getting pissy cuz they've had to wait 5 extra minutes for their pain meds.
I felt my will to live leaking out of my ears while I was watching this mess of a movie. I did, however, find it amusing that every time Morbius would drink from those blood bags he'd do it the exact same way, like he was a character in a video game doing the same animation every time he healed.
It was a hell of alot better than Wakanda Borever and Cringe & Thunder......I instantly discount the opinions of people when they try to say that Morbius was so terrible but they loved Cringe & Thunder or Wakanda Borever
@@lutherheggs451 Guess you'd better discount mine, then. Soz.
@@lutherheggs451 This man is in debt for life from handing out all these discounts.
Kudos to Mark for being able to stay awake through this movie. I couldn't make it more than about 10 minutes. Truly Mark is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will.
It's Morbin Time.
He calls the other kid "My Low" because he considers him to be the physical personification of his own depression and he's projecting. It's explained in the comics. When he was overcome with his addiction he had another friend called "Rock Bottom".
I always Knew Dwayne Johnson stole that name from somewhere.
The way you pronounced serum is going to haunt me for months
I love the fact that the kids across the street just make fun of the hospital kids for dying of a rare illness. Like "haha you're dying of a blood disease !" Is still pretty mean even for kids
Yeah, really. Bullying has become such a cliche. "Oh, our movie has kids in it? Need to have them be bullied!"
yeah, but like... kids can be pretty crap. One of my friends has had an underdeveloped left hand her whole life and she used to get bullied for it at school.
@@carn9507 yeah for sure that sucks , I actually work with kids in a few different school systems so I hear you 100%. This just seems unrealistic / smells bad or lazy writing to me tho
@@itsok6640 In the real life situation the mean kids are presented with an opportunity to be nice or neutral and choose to be mean; in the movie they're taking time and effort out of their day just to do a mean thing, if that makes sense. The first situation might evolve into the second because of human nature and habits, but I feel like it's kind of rare for a person to *start* being mean by going out of their way to do so.
At the very least it makes less sense in a story where you usually need to have some relatively obvious reason for something to happen (unless you're going to explain it later, or you're doing a purposefully absurdist or slice-of-life/realistic/grounded thing, neither of which describes Mobius).
Edit: which means I agree with you, it does feel like not-great writing
Movies and TV always makes kids unrealistically mean.
Ive never seen a kid make fun of a sick, or handicapped kid, and I went to school with scumbags.
I kept hearing terrible stuff about this movie, so when I finally watched it my expectations were as low as possible. Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad...until I fell asleep halfway through, missed the ending, and realized I didn't care. 🤷♀️
It's morbin' time!
It's always a breath of fresh air when you review a recent film. I'm loving the new ending credits music by the way
The Breen photo 😂
How the HELL did you insert that Neel Breen photo👏🤣
@@jonathanpeterson1984
It's one of the emojis that come with the channel membership.
Breenmojis exist, my life is complete.
I subbed from watching your reviews of old movies, but i gotta say reviewing this recent disaster was a blast to watch! You should definitely mix these in frequently!
“I’ve done things…things that I can’t take back…I bought a bunch of NFTs.” Lmao
This is my favorite movie review channel out of all
Trolling marketing campaigns should be more common
I love how your intro evolved into the catchphrase... Tooooo the show. Great show again, I like that modern movies get love too. There's a movie called "Escape the Field" 2022, the writing is absolutely hilarious. Keep it up man!
When Mark says "It's morbin time" is so amazing! Truly one of the UA-camr videos of all time!
If you are a freakishly rich vampire-person, won't blood from a BLOOD BANK work? Friggin Blade-vampires figured THAT out.
During World War Two, a scientist employed by the British government suggested that expired blood at blood banks be made to use blood pudding, a food moderately popular in Britain. Later the scientist became a popularizer of science on television, and it if you’ve seen the video for “She Blinded Me With Science” you’ve seen him as that old guy.
@@markiangooley You mean Magnus Pyke?! HE WAS THAT GUY?!
I always knew about the plan to make us low-key vampires/cannibals, but it was thought up by the man who taught me most of my science as a child?
You forgot to mention the hilariously bad post credits scene.
Just found your channel and totally dig your sense of humor! Definitely subscribed. 👍
I feel like mixing human and bat dna sounds like a great way to introduce a horrifying new form of hemorrhagic fever or something to humanity
I always thought it was wild these random street kids actually just hang out outside of a hospital in order to bully and beat up sick children. Like do they even do that irl? It’s so wild
Some kids are trash. Usually comes from having trash parents.
Humans are capable of way worse, even kids; so it doesn't surprise me at all.
Oh I could see them doing it because kids are cruel as shit because they haven't developed empathy yet, but the staff would have called the police immediately and not let it happen repeatedly.
@@-Bill. Empathy fully develops around six years. However even babies, just hours old, have mirror neurons, they understand and reflect feelings. Sorry, your siblings were just cruel.
You call it wild, I call it lazy writing.
I’m gonna call Lucien by his real name…
Young Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh.
I always try to figure out what was funnier the original giant failure of this, or the fact that they thought memes meant popularity, and tried to put it on a second time only for it to fail even harder. I mean I’m a huge fan of schadenfreude and this is like someone falling downstairs directly into a giant pile of crap but then like also like trying to get up again and like slipping in it. It’s just a delight.
I will admit that when Mark said "It's Markin' time" I marked alittle
i am so happy and grateful for your work-review on youtube for this channel thank you fanboyflicks and please more i love your humor everything
We finally Morbed with Mark guys, what a time to be alive.
Mark you are so funny! I have been watching your videos for years and your wry sense of humor is fantastic. Glad to see your subscriber's are going up. xoxoxo
When Mark said “It’s markious time” then reviewed all over the movie. Truely one of the reviews of all time
That’s why I love this channel. One week an obscure 50’s horror movie, the next a modern blockbuster (term used very loosely here obviously).
Mark do you do stand up comedy as well? You seem like you would be a natural at it. Thank you for all the amazing content, you're the best!
“Morbius is the movie of all time. It had a plot, characters, and possibly even a script.” LMFAO that person’s comment had me laughing..
When Jared started talking about the NFTs, I felt that 😂🤣
I just wanted to tell you, I've been a subscriber for over a year, UA-cam never pushes your content towards me after I subscribed, so I'm just now seeing this. You're hilarious though, so here is my comment to try to help your algorithm.
I can't get over the whole "dresses up, goes there, lets the whole ceremony go on and then declines the award" scene.
Not only did he waste who knows how much money, but also wasted everyone's time and if he wanted to decline the award, if he had said so earlier, he likely could have had some other scientist get the award, so all in all, this whole scene just makes Morbius look like a colossal dickhead.
I can't for the true sequel: Hello Mark: It's Markin Time.
OMG - I'm not alone! I watched this movie and the next day couldn't remember a single damn thing about it. I thought I was losing my mind!
Maybe the movie is ment to be a new sleep drug..?!?!✌️🇫🇮
Fun fact when I first saw the commercials for Morbius I actually genuinely wanted to go see it in cinemas with my dad.
The memes passed by, it got rereleased and flopped again.. and my dad and I still haven’t seen it! So there’s that
Glad you included that trivia at the end, for me it's the most hilarious part about all of this.
That the internet really got Sony to release it in cinemas a second time, so it can bomb at the box office twice lol
Mark review a movie that not make in 19xx?? omg, New Year New Mark
When Morbius said “it’s Morbin time” and morbid all over the bad guys I felt so many emotions I morbid too! Lmfaooooo 😂
I can’t wait for Fanboy Flicks two, the search for more Mark.
I can't believe it's finally Morbin Time on the Mark Movie channel
At this point Jared Leto in any Superhero movie is just Hollywood's version of Rick Rolling.
The scariest part of the movie was when Morbius says he bought Twitter Blue. $8 for Twitter Blue??? That one will give me nightmares.
The horror... the horror....
I'll never forget this movie because I watched it on Twitch. It's meme status made it popular enough people kept showing it there, and the mods only banned the channels showing it when the credits were rolling.
this is amazing, thanks for making my day Mark, it's Marking Time! ps. Love the new addition to the outro
No one ever talks about this scene but towards the 3rd act, Milo goes in the lab to ask her on the whereabouts of Morbuis and she has to lie and keep her heart rate down as he could hear her heart beat. It is subtle but I love it as it builds up decent tension
I agree that it's the most forgettable Marvel movie, but honestly, Iron Man 2 comes close. I seriously don't remember anything about that movie other than a joke between Jon Favreau and Black Widow toward the end, and that Mickey Rourke was amped up as the villain but barely in the story.
Thanks!
Paused my 9th round of watching all WMWM in chronological order marathon to watch this.
I can’t tell you how happy it makes me when I see you’ve posted a new video. You bring so much enjoyment to so many people, and of course my favorite part of any video is when you insert yourself into it. Todays video was no exception, that wig!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
So I heard that Jared Leto is gonna be in the new Tron movie. Yea...
I love knowing that you’ve kept the Samurai Cop wig all these years.
Morbius was definitely a movie that was made.
I always love the gag at the end of Mark’s videos, like a wacky exclamation point. ❤
I love it when you wear a wig, Mark.
Weird Movies With Milo is my favorite channel!
I can't believe sony was trolled into re-releasing this in theaters lol
Dude you always make me bust a gut! Great vid!!!
Mark. Since it's been over 10 years. Can you upload your old top 5 worst worst super hero movies? I miss you and your buddy laughing at bad Captain America and Catwoman reviews 🤣😔
I had a feeling this film was bad... I just didn't know how bad. Thanks, Mark!
I see the struggle you're having trying to come up with something to say about this boring-ass movie.....and yet you've done the impossible: you've made Morbius interesting. And with a fraction of the budget and 10 times the talent. Nicely done, man!
Btw: WTF HOLLYWOOD?!
What world needs is a rom space knight movie. Galador awaits.
You're saying you weren't totally Morbed by this Morbiferous Morbin' Mastermorb of cinema?
Great review thanks Milo 😁
Man I would have loved to have seen Ian McShane in a 70's or 80's era Morbius horror flick make it like Cronenenberg meets Lovecraft where Morbius is a straight up villain throughout but a portals threatening to destroy all of humanity which Morb needs selfishly for food. That way you can keep Morbius as a creepy selfish horror villain and keep his edge while giving him a moral quest to save the world. Maybe have Jared Harris be his father figure but the guy who accidentally opened the Lovecraft portal to add personal stakes. Boom I fixed Morbius. Thoughts?
I’m sure there’s no chance that Leto’s ego completely nuked this project 🤣
The meme is more fun than the movie.
I will never get enough of the “welcome back tooooooooooo the show” 😂😂
In real life there was a nurse that died in a stairwell in a hospital and she went unnoticed for 3 weeks. I don't know how anybody couldn't miss the unmistakable smell of decomposing human flesh. But here we are.
Must have been a pretty awful hospital if the smell of decomposing flesh is a normal occurence. :P
@@carn9507 I don't know, I would think a hospital was one of the stinkiest places around. Nurses don't give people bedpans to hold rose water!
@@toweypat I dunno, hospitals do tend to be quite cleaned often for sanitation purposes and such. And a rotting corpse is a very bad smelling thing. :O
I can't believe Mark Morbed on camera. Best part of the review, it changed my life.
This movie reminds me of a discount Blade, 1997. And a very terrible attempt at that.
Blade was 1998 but yeah kinda. :P
Wait till you see Vampire Assassin
@@carn9507 okay 98 I knew was sometimes in the late 90s.
Thanks to Mark’s wonderful review I no longer need to see this film as I feel he summed up the plot perfectly.
As an added bonus I got MARKedly more enjoyment and laughs from watching this review than I would have gotten from the aforementioned film.
Thanks Mark!
Thanks. Now I never have to watch this. You suffer so much for us.
This puts the biggest smile on my face.
I feel them making the sound waves visible when he flies was a great move. Looked really cool. And yeah, that is how he flies, by gliding on sound. Hey it is a comic book movie...
It was rather cruel of the makers to put the howling charisma vacuum that is Jared Leto next to Matt Smith.......you know, someone who actually has screen presence and talent.
4:35 not gonna lie, going to an event to turn down an award, either in an attempt to appear humble and modest or just as a publicity stunt... is absolutely something Jared Leto would do
My younger sister turned me onto you. And I really enjoy her recommendation. Thank you for the chuckle!
Thanks!
Thank you!!!
I've been a fan of yours since before you did that Bill O'Reilly parody. Hope you reach a million soon, because you sir are one of the good ones.
Yesss and lease more movies at least within the last 20 years I loved this and all your videos ❤❤❤
Finally a modern movie again
I really love your videos but I guess I’m just not into old movies
Keep it up man great video 🔥🔥
Love the end credits song! Stayed for whole thing! Keep it up, Mark!!!!