@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.
pumped up sticks
Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.
"I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."
"It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.
As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.
3:25 is my new ringtone.
Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.
You're not too :)
The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death
*Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.
'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'
@@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.
+Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there
Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast
I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!
1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^
I've never seen dara laugh so much!
My entry:
"It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."
What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)
unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet
Frankie Boyle is a legend.
He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
So fucking funny.
*pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...
Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!
Why don't we get the UN involved?
'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.
Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD
hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD
I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.
shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
*Hugh has not aged.*
No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!
"I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"
Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.
The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.
the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
The True British Flag
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO
Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious
My entry:
"Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.
3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D
yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels
unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
bugger.
It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.
3:22 is the best bit
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis
No one is too old for harry potter =p
2:33 sheer brilliance xD
Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.
@Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.
Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.
@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
"Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!
@rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.
Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
"I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
XD
Ahh, love the goat joke!
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help
Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p
"Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."
LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
ED BYRNE!!!!
first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(
"....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
:)
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
Love the columbine reference
or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life
i am lord voldemort... and i am an alcaholic
3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)
Its dark humour about a school massacre - substitute guns for wands....
GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL
I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.
reference to school massacres
Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.
It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.
And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”
I think they've probably just seen the films ...
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
@smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.
It must surely be vile as well.
@Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....
@smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.
Unhelpful Things To Say-How About Ah Fucking Hell, Not Again
My entry:
Right, so, we are going to die..... Tea anyone?
here, here
@Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag
Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book
im lord Voldemort and im an example of what happens if "i got ur nose" goes wrong
Yeah, it's a massacre joke. It's hilarious.
@0:45 Frankie Boyle you legend!!!!!!!! :L
I think it's meant as phallic imagery
A high-school massacre.
Too good *-*
Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?
Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.
Oh frankie :)
Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.
who ever placed the mic did a one sided job
was that the two boys who played too much DOOM?
except they finished in the library
i miss russell :'(