Mock the Week - Rejected First Lines from the new Harry Potter Book

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  • @osobaeniola1695
    @osobaeniola1695 6 років тому +157

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.

    • @mankymax
      @mankymax 4 роки тому +9

      pumped up sticks

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 7 років тому +64

    Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.

  • @Awesomegirl9088
    @Awesomegirl9088 12 років тому +34

    "I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."

  • @TeaCub
    @TeaCub 13 років тому +26

    "It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!

  • @ruairilavery8956
    @ruairilavery8956 6 років тому +6

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
    Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.

  • @firefly7980
    @firefly7980 7 років тому +16

    As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.

  • @MMR_LM
    @MMR_LM 10 років тому +29

    3:25 is my new ringtone.

  • @mrmannyman2
    @mrmannyman2 8 років тому +22

    Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.

    • @billybarnell1996
      @billybarnell1996 8 років тому

      You're not too :)

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 2 роки тому

      The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death

  • @BrokenSaintRW
    @BrokenSaintRW 7 років тому +78

    *Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
    Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 5 років тому +5

      'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 4 роки тому

      @@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 9 років тому +17

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 7 років тому

      Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.

    • @TwentyTwoOctober2001
      @TwentyTwoOctober2001 6 років тому

      +Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there

  • @emicomel
    @emicomel 7 років тому +10

    Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast

  • @TheTP1007
    @TheTP1007 11 років тому +6

    I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor7628 6 років тому +4

    1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said

  • @swordseye2
    @swordseye2 11 років тому +2

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^

  • @tahenhao
    @tahenhao 8 років тому +3

    I've never seen dara laugh so much!

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 12 років тому +6

    My entry:
    "It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."

  • @LD-bj4xc
    @LD-bj4xc 5 років тому +1

    What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 8 років тому +13

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)

  • @sargentaaron2004
    @sargentaaron2004 11 років тому +1

    unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet

  • @TheNathanNS
    @TheNathanNS 12 років тому +1

    Frankie Boyle is a legend.
    He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.

  • @TheMikeyReilly
    @TheMikeyReilly 13 років тому +1

    "Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
    So fucking funny.

  • @Kingpin1880
    @Kingpin1880 12 років тому +1

    *pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...

  • @HDTokyoAviation
    @HDTokyoAviation 11 років тому +8

    Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!

  • @SupahDevo
    @SupahDevo 10 років тому +44

    Why don't we get the UN involved?

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 3 роки тому

    'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.

  • @Sakusho
    @Sakusho 11 років тому +13

    Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD

  • @astaliini
    @astaliini 13 років тому +1

    hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD

  • @Davemaestro147
    @Davemaestro147 12 років тому

    I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому +2

    shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому

    *Hugh has not aged.*

  • @BingowingsBadBleeps
    @BingowingsBadBleeps 12 років тому

    No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 років тому +1

    "I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"

  • @aprillfools588
    @aprillfools588 11 років тому

    Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.

  • @SuperUltra
    @SuperUltra 12 років тому

    The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.

  • @profiteroles1995
    @profiteroles1995 13 років тому

    the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
    The True British Flag

  • @BlueSharkBoy434
    @BlueSharkBoy434 12 років тому +1

    "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO

  • @Mr123Newcastle
    @Mr123Newcastle 12 років тому

    Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 11 років тому

    My entry:
    "Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.

  • @TomDanHitch
    @TomDanHitch 13 років тому

    3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D

  • @mwhite4324
    @mwhite4324 12 років тому

    yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому +3

    unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
    bugger.

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 11 років тому

    It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.

  • @zigsash
    @zigsash 13 років тому

    3:22 is the best bit

  • @spamy97
    @spamy97 12 років тому

    “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis

  • @x0th101
    @x0th101  12 років тому

    No one is too old for harry potter =p

  • @m4dm3th0d
    @m4dm3th0d 12 років тому

    2:33 sheer brilliance xD

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 11 років тому

    Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.

  • @McFearsome2
    @McFearsome2 13 років тому

    @Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.

  • @Thegigglecompany
    @Thegigglecompany 12 років тому

    Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.

  • @deliciousmentalfudge
    @deliciousmentalfudge 12 років тому

    @EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 4 роки тому

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
    "Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"

  • @katrenajaine7337
    @katrenajaine7337 11 років тому

    The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!

  • @deliciousmentalfudge
    @deliciousmentalfudge 12 років тому

    @rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.

  • @chandlerkerr2190
    @chandlerkerr2190 4 роки тому

    Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
    "I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
    XD

  • @Llarmas
    @Llarmas 12 років тому

    Ahh, love the goat joke!

  • @FalconsPOWN2
    @FalconsPOWN2 12 років тому

    Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture

  • @LiamBainsy
    @LiamBainsy 11 років тому

    Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help

  • @rupertmatthews5949
    @rupertmatthews5949 12 років тому

    Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p

  • @Awesomegirl9088
    @Awesomegirl9088 12 років тому

    "Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."

  • @Alfrey619
    @Alfrey619 12 років тому

    LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 13 років тому

    @Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.

  • @animewarriorgirl15
    @animewarriorgirl15 12 років тому +1

    ED BYRNE!!!!

  • @Dynoxe
    @Dynoxe 12 років тому

    first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(

  • @Sutcliffefever
    @Sutcliffefever 12 років тому

    "....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

  • @IMortage
    @IMortage 11 років тому

    Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
    :)

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 11 років тому

    Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".

  • @DontTalkShitAboutTotal
    @DontTalkShitAboutTotal 12 років тому

    Love the columbine reference

  • @OneLifeTime.x
    @OneLifeTime.x 11 років тому

    or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life

  • @jackass3285
    @jackass3285 12 років тому

    i am lord voldemort... and i am an alcaholic

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 4 роки тому

    3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)

  • @kevinwilson1544
    @kevinwilson1544 11 років тому

    Its dark humour about a school massacre - substitute guns for wands....

  • @corbey08
    @corbey08 12 років тому

    GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL

  • @mj_dj
    @mj_dj 11 років тому

    I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.

  • @EssentialOption
    @EssentialOption 11 років тому

    reference to school massacres

  • @alexcameron8724
    @alexcameron8724 10 років тому +4

    Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.

    • @oldfashionedguy1368
      @oldfashionedguy1368 4 роки тому

      It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.

    • @lancecampbell4323
      @lancecampbell4323 4 роки тому

      And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”

  • @jamiebellingerphoto
    @jamiebellingerphoto 12 років тому

    I think they've probably just seen the films ...

  • @awakejupiter
    @awakejupiter 12 років тому

    @AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 13 років тому

    @smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.

  • @ghfacta2
    @ghfacta2 11 років тому

    It must surely be vile as well.

  • @x0th101
    @x0th101  12 років тому

    @Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....

  • @McFearsome2
    @McFearsome2 13 років тому

    @smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 років тому

    Unhelpful Things To Say-How About Ah Fucking Hell, Not Again

  • @Foggyboattrip
    @Foggyboattrip 11 років тому

    My entry:
    Right, so, we are going to die..... Tea anyone?

  • @Gecko1315
    @Gecko1315 11 років тому

    here, here

  • @PBL187
    @PBL187 11 років тому

    @Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag

  • @59parksimple6
    @59parksimple6 11 років тому

    Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book

  • @WxMxD4N
    @WxMxD4N 11 років тому

    im lord Voldemort and im an example of what happens if "i got ur nose" goes wrong

  • @TheMikeyReilly
    @TheMikeyReilly 12 років тому

    Yeah, it's a massacre joke. It's hilarious.

  • @HMN3011
    @HMN3011 12 років тому

    @0:45 Frankie Boyle you legend!!!!!!!! :L

  • @nelsonabaa
    @nelsonabaa 11 років тому

    I think it's meant as phallic imagery

  • @lovedandlucy
    @lovedandlucy 12 років тому

    A high-school massacre.

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 10 років тому

    Too good *-*

  • @MrJoec2010
    @MrJoec2010 12 років тому

    Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?

  • @DeathByTarantula
    @DeathByTarantula 12 років тому

    Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.

  • @SuperPlumz
    @SuperPlumz 11 років тому

    Oh frankie :)

  • @abbitelford6814
    @abbitelford6814 11 років тому +1

    Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.

  • @TheJLar2011
    @TheJLar2011 12 років тому

    who ever placed the mic did a one sided job

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 11 років тому

    was that the two boys who played too much DOOM?

  • @StanOfGB
    @StanOfGB 11 років тому

    except they finished in the library

  • @Amanda0Green0Matthew
    @Amanda0Green0Matthew 13 років тому

    i miss russell :'(