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  • A call comes in about an aggressive customer at a restaurant spitting on the employees, but when officers arrive, she claims to have just been spitting toward them in this clip from "03.23.18". #LivePD
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    Live PD
    Season 2
    Episode 43
    03.23.18
    On "Live PD," ABC's Dan Abrams and Dallas Police Department Detectives Rich Emberlin and Kevin Jackson offer insight and commentary as live cameras capture the work of a mix of urban and rural police forces around the country on a typical Friday night.
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  • @gregcarlson8438
    @gregcarlson8438 4 роки тому +1347

    “I didn’t spit on her I spit towards her.”
    Cops are like, sweet, thanks for the admission we can arrest you now.

    • @whatwillbem6825
      @whatwillbem6825 3 роки тому +9

      Cochina 🤑

    • @laurena5502
      @laurena5502 3 роки тому +19

      Those were her final words before the demons overtook her

    • @Tscornynow
      @Tscornynow 2 роки тому +1

      @@laurena5502 LMAO

    • @babyigotchomoney
      @babyigotchomoney 2 роки тому

      I spit towards a cop and he immediately took me to jail and book me for assault in officer it was later drop because the cop was no longer a cop and majority of his arrest were illegal

  • @drfrenchfrythe3rd
    @drfrenchfrythe3rd 6 років тому +6781

    I almost choked on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich after she said her name and went full T-rex

  • @CarroT0P
    @CarroT0P 4 роки тому +1031

    "How do you like your eggs?"
    "Batshit crazy please"

  • @AndyArmstrong88
    @AndyArmstrong88 4 роки тому +738

    she that type of woman to turn up at yo house after you just unfriended her on Facebook

  • @calebsmithwick5249
    @calebsmithwick5249 5 років тому +6037

    “What’s your name?
    ....”Suzanne”
    *speaks demon*

  • @michaeluribe-gamboa7032
    @michaeluribe-gamboa7032 6 років тому +3528

    "He's one of us you know that right?" 😂 Lmao

  • @sarahmiller7479
    @sarahmiller7479 4 роки тому +1409

    I’m not driving, I’m traveling
    =
    “I didn’t spit on her, I spit towards her”
    Iykyk

    • @theblindstudentyt9847
      @theblindstudentyt9847 4 роки тому +28

      Damm Soverighn Citizens.

    • @cybereye6184
      @cybereye6184 4 роки тому +4

      You could be travelling on foot...just saying lol

    • @peekabooaleah1507
      @peekabooaleah1507 4 роки тому +18

      No its from another live pd episode, he was trying to say he wasnt driving his car he was traveling

    • @mkay6647
      @mkay6647 3 роки тому +4

      Sarah Miller FRRRR THAT MAN WAS FADED

    • @rogeliocorral1472
      @rogeliocorral1472 3 роки тому +5

      Another Legendary LiVE PD moment: "I didn't crash! I was crashed."

  • @hgotdajuiceereed2650
    @hgotdajuiceereed2650 4 роки тому +61

    “THATS MY NAME IM NOT CATCHIN ANOTHER CHARGE FOR THAT BETCH 👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” Suzanne funny free my betch🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rapanabela16love
    @rapanabela16love 5 років тому +2889

    “Why are you telling him? He’s one of us”😂😂😂that killed me

    • @dispatcher6703
      @dispatcher6703 4 роки тому +1

      Anabela Raposo me too!!!

    • @ChrisThorne19
      @ChrisThorne19 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly haven't laughed that loud in such a long time.

    • @joshuadc1716
      @joshuadc1716 4 роки тому +5

      This is what happens when you smoke crack

    • @DesertRunner602
      @DesertRunner602 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @johnboyjr21
      @johnboyjr21 4 роки тому +5

      We all gonna keep laughing or we gonna acknowledge the fact that this girls dead.

  • @velvet4299
    @velvet4299 6 років тому +2786

    She tried calling the cops on the cops lmao

  • @tybussy1912
    @tybussy1912 3 роки тому +116

    New low: getting arrested for assault at Bojangles Waffle House 😂

  • @lorettaanderson777
    @lorettaanderson777 4 роки тому +101

    2:17 His face when she started yelling😂

  • @RochellB46
    @RochellB46 4 роки тому +4082

    “You’re telling him 😂 you know he’s one of us” 😩😂

  • @asterism7586
    @asterism7586 6 років тому +2883

    Carol from the walking dead is very confused

  • @msgabrille5620
    @msgabrille5620 4 роки тому +83

    Crazy lady: “excuse me!!! They trying to take me to jail for spitting toward someone!!”
    Cop: “you are telling him... he is one of us you know that right!!”
    🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @mockingbird195
    @mockingbird195 4 роки тому +47

    Imagine thinkin you’re about to leave just to come out of the bathroom to 3 deputies.
    Shook.

  • @user-hp5ce8if1y
    @user-hp5ce8if1y 4 роки тому +1589

    2:22 “Susanne what’s your date of birth?”
    “⇴⃡⃟ⅸ∯⃘⃜⃗∺⍒⍎⍢⍨⑊⑅⃚⃜⃞₧₀₁₂⃚⃙⃜⃗⃔⃝※⁂”

    • @johndezarn4303
      @johndezarn4303 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lamebob2148
      @lamebob2148 4 роки тому +5

      How do you copy them?

    • @giddeonlazarus2093
      @giddeonlazarus2093 4 роки тому +2

      @@lamebob2148 pc i think you can copy, unless he provides it as plaintext

    • @Fresh_Biscuits
      @Fresh_Biscuits 4 роки тому +4

      I dont think i have those buttons on my keyboard...

    • @bre3zyyab1sh60
      @bre3zyyab1sh60 4 роки тому +8

      The bleep out the date of birth bc of security reasons.. i think you meant those symbols for the loud outburst after the bleeping of the last name..? Possibly? That would make more sense.

  • @zachwatson2824
    @zachwatson2824 6 років тому +614

    THAT COP WHO'S HOLDING HER IS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!!!

    • @TteamEdwarD16
      @TteamEdwarD16 4 роки тому +2

      Zach Watson omg I saw that and it made it even funnier 😂😂😂

    • @schmeeps7465
      @schmeeps7465 4 роки тому +2

      I was laughing so hard lol

    • @montygreen6228
      @montygreen6228 2 роки тому

      I also noticed that, which made it more funnier.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richardclay
    @richardclay 4 роки тому +101

    Being the type of woman she is, is a form of assault.

  • @scottjohnson7780
    @scottjohnson7780 2 роки тому +13

    Oh she's a gem. Mother would be so proud of the job she did raising this piece of work. Thank you officers!

    • @montygreen6228
      @montygreen6228 2 роки тому

      I pity her poor husband if she is married.

  • @taylorjenkins4517
    @taylorjenkins4517 6 років тому +1258

    “I didn’t spit on her, I spit towards her”
    Yeah I didn’t punch at her I punched towards her

    • @RespectMerv
      @RespectMerv 5 років тому +11

      Thats different🤦🤦 punching at someone ans punching towards someone is almost the same thing. But spitting in someone's direction and spitting on someone is 2 different things🤦🤦

    • @mic7265
      @mic7265 5 років тому +26

      Fx Breeze yeah I only punch towards people if they get n the way that’s there problem lol

    • @RespectMerv
      @RespectMerv 5 років тому +1

      @@mic7265 😂

    • @RespectMerv
      @RespectMerv 5 років тому

      @Swiatek702 lmaooo😂😂

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 5 років тому +7

      I didnt stab her. I stabbed near her. I didnt have a drink, I had a drink near me.... derp.

  • @terryrack2534
    @terryrack2534 4 роки тому +1110

    some lucky guy is happy she not coming home tonight.

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 4 роки тому +41

      Terry Rack or woman perhaps. Either way they’re relieved

    • @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321
      @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 4 роки тому +24

      100% guarantee you it is a woman she isn't going home to

    • @terryrack2534
      @terryrack2534 4 роки тому +5

      @@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 yuk!

    • @nartron3000
      @nartron3000 4 роки тому +6

      transvestite more like

    • @terryrack2534
      @terryrack2534 4 роки тому +1

      @@nartron3000 true bro. haha

  • @kjazure
    @kjazure 3 роки тому +60

    I can just imagine being a person just standing outside the restaurant and she walks out in cuffs saying "spitting towards someone is NOT assualt" 😂

  • @user-pd3el2lo3x
    @user-pd3el2lo3x 4 роки тому +40

    2:18 look at the cops face hes about to burst LMAO

  • @intheworkseg6
    @intheworkseg6 5 років тому +590

    she said "its her word against mine"..after she already admitted to spitting LMAO

  • @Soccerdude7330Official
    @Soccerdude7330Official 5 років тому +1053

    "She told him to do his job, figure it out, take his paperwork and shove it up his *_fourth point of contact_* "
    I spat out my drink.

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 4 роки тому +6

      Roger that. Gotta love Live PD

    • @andrewkravmaga1833
      @andrewkravmaga1833 4 роки тому +5

      Same brother lol. Well, I actually inhaled my cigar a little on accident 😂

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 4 роки тому +15

      Charlie Davidson fourth point of contact? Is that police slang?

    • @troy365
      @troy365 4 роки тому +63

      @@Duvmasta Fourth point of contact is a term used in the five points of contact commonly associated with the order of contact your body should come onto the ground when parachuting. The fourth is the ol cheeks

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 4 роки тому +3

      Troy W was the cop in the military?

  • @ksuhdilla
    @ksuhdilla 4 роки тому +95

    When someone asks a simple question "What Happened?", and the person answering proceeds to respond with an overly descriptive story with unnecessary emotions...They're usually lying or obfuscating the truth.

    • @awg7068
      @awg7068 4 роки тому +6

      KsuhDilla or channeling Satan...

  • @tiny.t00t
    @tiny.t00t 4 роки тому +112

    “I didn’t spit at her, spitting towards someone is different.”
    ...
    Well you’re not being going to jail, being locked up is different

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 4 роки тому +3

      *I love that!* lol spitting towards someone is the same as *shooting a gun* towards someone! You didn’t hurt them, but you had the thoughts of wanting to

    • @toddmiller5656
      @toddmiller5656 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaypritchett6846 Or taking a swing at someone. Your fist didn't make contact but the intent was there.

  • @davesnothereman3828
    @davesnothereman3828 6 років тому +973

    Suzan.. DUUUUUUUHG

  • @tyronecomblast1078
    @tyronecomblast1078 6 років тому +1243

    Why did she make that noise😭😭😭😭

    • @velvet4299
      @velvet4299 6 років тому +108

      Cam Pimpy I had to rewind that part to see if the noise actually came from her 😂 wtf

    • @casimirothe3rd
      @casimirothe3rd 6 років тому +52

      Cam Pimpy I rewinded 3 times to figure out WTH that was 😂😂😂

    • @randygibbs77
      @randygibbs77 6 років тому +18

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @crodddd
      @crodddd 6 років тому +11

      Fr 😂😂

    • @daisyhenriquez2867
      @daisyhenriquez2867 6 років тому +6

      What noise?

  • @kashlorwebb
    @kashlorwebb 3 роки тому +9

    2:09 “Susanne”
    2:12 *SATANIC RITUAL COMMENCES*
    I cannot believe that noise came from her LMFOAOAO

  • @OnlyBrenda1478
    @OnlyBrenda1478 3 роки тому +4

    That noise she made KILLED me 😂😂😂😂

  • @cripdrip8684
    @cripdrip8684 6 років тому +2285

    METH AND TOURETTES DO NOT GO TOGETHER 🤣😂😆

    • @Thiery200
      @Thiery200 6 років тому +15

      I mean you're right lol but she doesn't have Tourettes

    • @kegangardner2277
      @kegangardner2277 6 років тому +11

      That isn't tourettes, that's some type of mental illness lmao

    • @charliemyers2627
      @charliemyers2627 6 років тому +2

      FATBOY CRIP CRAZY 😂😂😂

    • @cs-wf2oo
      @cs-wf2oo 6 років тому +2

      Was craCCin Famn♿️♿️

    • @cripdrip8684
      @cripdrip8684 6 років тому +2

      c s COOLIN CUZ.WHAT'S CRACCIN?!

  • @40rollsonly
    @40rollsonly 6 років тому +640

    You're telling him?
    He's one of us😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @garyparker1220
    @garyparker1220 2 роки тому +12

    This lady is cracking me up. If I was a cop I’d be laughing so hard 😂

  • @leviboswell9510
    @leviboswell9510 4 роки тому +71

    They need to make ‘karen’ a call so they know EXACTLY what they’re dealing with. We got a *CODE KAREN*

    • @DavidLopez-mn3bb
      @DavidLopez-mn3bb 3 роки тому +3

      CODE KAREN BRING FACE MASK AND GLOVES AND APRON😂😂

    • @DavidLopez-mn3bb
      @DavidLopez-mn3bb 3 роки тому +2

      FACE SHIELD ALSO

    • @Joest75
      @Joest75 3 роки тому +1

      She's not a Karen, she's a lovecraftian monster !

    • @celestewynter880
      @celestewynter880 2 роки тому +1

      She was tweaking hard, she wasn't a Karen, just strung out on drugs

    • @juliegruener1533
      @juliegruener1533 2 роки тому

      🤣😂

  • @gjklbhn334
    @gjklbhn334 6 років тому +416

    “Shove it up my 4th point of contact” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dylanrap9778
      @dylanrap9778 5 років тому +23

      That is a paratrooper term btw

    • @PeepingUkulele
      @PeepingUkulele 5 років тому +8

      dylan rap thanks. I didn’t get the reference

    • @untrace.4ble_monte
      @untrace.4ble_monte 5 років тому +6

      I was scrolling down the comments and read this as he was saying it 😭😭

    • @tonyzantana5353
      @tonyzantana5353 5 років тому +3

      gjklbhn334 he sounded scared af

    • @bakerthree6r
      @bakerthree6r 5 років тому +2

      Airborne

  • @karstenlane6864
    @karstenlane6864 6 років тому +454

    "shove it up your fourth point of contact"... I'm stealing that one.

    • @AmandaB.6529
      @AmandaB.6529 5 років тому +4

      Karsten Lane me too lmfao 😂

    • @WormSIW
      @WormSIW 4 роки тому +6

      Bahahaha this is the comment I was looking for! 😂😂😂

    • @Coolgiy67
      @Coolgiy67 4 роки тому +4

      I don’t get it

    • @jr3437
      @jr3437 4 роки тому +4

      Rad Raad me either lol

    • @ragingcanadian9526
      @ragingcanadian9526 4 роки тому +55

      Fourth point of contact is a military term for parachuting, it’s the fourth point of your body that should make contact with the the ground.
      1. Balls of feet 2. Heels of feet 3. Thighs 4. Butt

  • @alabamabeauty1312
    @alabamabeauty1312 4 роки тому +40

    At least she got her belly full before going to the slammer. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @CieraMychele
    @CieraMychele 3 роки тому +8

    "I didn't spit at her... I spit towards her"
    "I wasnt driving... I was traveling"

  • @christhornton3244
    @christhornton3244 5 років тому +1047

    Anyone else notice how the officer called Bojangles “Waffle House”?😂

    • @joshdupont2209
      @joshdupont2209 5 років тому +54

      Ya, that's an insult to waffle house

    • @w.p8960
      @w.p8960 5 років тому +21

      Chris Thornton when he pulled up he said this is Waffle House /bo jangles??

    • @A_Tender_Steak
      @A_Tender_Steak 5 років тому +48

      I think it was one building with both restaurants, where each is like half the building, we just only ever saw the one half from the outside

    • @crimson5158
      @crimson5158 5 років тому +51

      If it was waffle house they would have settled it in house instead of calling the cops

    • @cainadkins3985
      @cainadkins3985 5 років тому +11

      Nah that's an insult to bojangles

  • @RealTutsGML
    @RealTutsGML 6 років тому +1468

    Ellens sister after years of resentment

  • @IntrovertCorner480
    @IntrovertCorner480 4 роки тому +5

    When the scene starts off at a Bojangles, you know it’s going to be good.

  • @justinm.1
    @justinm.1 4 роки тому +27

    “Spitting towards”, “Spitting on”....pretty sure that’s the same thing

  • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
    @imoffendedthatyouareoffended 6 років тому +1112

    This was misleading. I was expecting to hear a dude spit some heavy bars to the cops

  • @kennyjimz4
    @kennyjimz4 6 років тому +283

    Lady- Excuse me!. They are taking me to jail for spitting towards someone
    Police officer- You are telling him???. He's one of us, you know that right?. Lmao! 😂😂😂😂

  • @MetroJet2000
    @MetroJet2000 3 роки тому +12

    Karen: “Spitting towards someone is not assault!” 🥴

  • @kenskater8602
    @kenskater8602 4 роки тому +7

    I like how after confession she said yeah well its her word against mine.

  • @Sickwitit18
    @Sickwitit18 6 років тому +61

    "well it's her word against mine!"
    "Multiple people saw it..."
    *"And cameras!"*
    😂

  • @KriminalPsychie
    @KriminalPsychie 6 років тому +154

    Never heard it called the “fourth point of contact.” Lol.

    • @web1187
      @web1187 5 років тому +1

      what I was thinkin

    • @scottdykema1279
      @scottdykema1279 5 років тому +28

      Its a military airborne term used for how to land...balls of feet, heels of feet, thighs, and butt (4th point)

    • @AmandaB.6529
      @AmandaB.6529 4 роки тому

      Kujo Bloodbane Neither have I Lol 😂

    • @aaliyahfurtadoxoxo
      @aaliyahfurtadoxoxo 2 роки тому

      @@scottdykema1279 thank you for explaining it ❤️🥰

  • @kenp7814
    @kenp7814 4 роки тому +15

    Appropriate Movie Quote:
    "Gentleman, which brings me | to my next point: Don't smoke crack."

  • @sofijaantzaras4970
    @sofijaantzaras4970 4 роки тому +7

    2:03 you can see how red her face is even through the blur! lmao

  • @MW713
    @MW713 6 років тому +1000

    Not only is this assault but if she has any type of a disease that is an Airborne pathogen, she can catch another charge and possibly a felony depending on what it is

    • @mirandaih0p
      @mirandaih0p 6 років тому +61

      Whether she's carrying an illness or not-- if _any_ of her saliva were to get in the mouth/eyes/open wounds of whoever she's "spitting towards" it becomes a felony assault charge.

    • @MW713
      @MW713 6 років тому +11

      Miranda Myers Depends on what state. Here in Texas it is a Class A misdemeanor. It happened to my sister in law.

    • @lukejposadas
      @lukejposadas 6 років тому +4

      Miranda Myers you just made that up, let's see this law. Where did you read it?

    • @LosianOne
      @LosianOne 6 років тому +9

      Michelle My Belle actually the only reason its assault is because of the possible disease passing not because of the act of spitting

    • @RobbyInTheLobby
      @RobbyInTheLobby 6 років тому +1

      Maybe type it into Google and you'll see

  • @frznfido
    @frznfido 5 років тому +168

    2:08
    Suspect: Suzanne.
    Officer: Suzanne what?
    Suspect: *censored surname* ... ... *Jurassic Park noise*
    quality sound sample audio engineers look for.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 5 років тому +5

      That would be an amazing sound effect for Doom. e.g. a Demon is charging you. Or that could be the "activation" noise that certain creatures like Imps make when they first notice you.

    • @Snyper1188
      @Snyper1188 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha I'm laughing so hard at that noise I can hardly type! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Paratrooper891
    @Paratrooper891 4 роки тому +7

    Her: "You're nothing but liars."
    Officer: "Ok."

  • @chrisbaker7583
    @chrisbaker7583 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s her word against mine”
    After she just admitted she spit at the person. It’s your word against yourself 😂

  • @WaysTricky
    @WaysTricky 6 років тому +422

    Lady 1: I'm in jail for killing people
    Lady 2: I'm in jail for robbing a store
    This Lady: I'm in jail for spitting "towards " a bojangles waitress.

  • @Mike_jetski99
    @Mike_jetski99 5 років тому +156

    2:13 shoul be a Black ops zombie sound bite 😂

  • @MyMathisfun
    @MyMathisfun 3 роки тому +3

    Cop: What’s going on here??
    Suzanne: Bweakfast!

  • @Alienpromqueen
    @Alienpromqueen 4 роки тому +19

    The only time I’d be just sitting here is *way after I’m still not eating my breakfast*
    Woah

  • @cynthianajera296
    @cynthianajera296 6 років тому +73

    She was just METHing around 😂

  • @SolaLupus
    @SolaLupus 5 років тому +185

    Got that "I demand to speak with the manager" haircut and mannerisms as well
    "Excuuuuuse meee"
    typical Karen :D

    • @unlimitedkuudere2381
      @unlimitedkuudere2381 4 роки тому

      SolaLupus I found the new Vickie Guerrero

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 4 роки тому +5

      Nah that's a full on Sinead O Connor haircut

    • @mickdavis2385
      @mickdavis2385 4 роки тому +8

      That's not a Karen that's a crackhead

    • @angelajohnson6659
      @angelajohnson6659 4 роки тому

      Kelly Ann Conway in South Carolina looking for voters for her boss

    • @TheNamesKristyx
      @TheNamesKristyx 4 роки тому

      Her name is Suzan.

  • @leninavila4573
    @leninavila4573 3 роки тому +8

    Oh I love when Karen’s don’t get there way 🥰

  • @pappyy91
    @pappyy91 4 роки тому +5

    “You’re telling him.?”
    They all chuckle
    “His with us”
    This woman was on new level of hangry.

  • @joshbuterbaugh4047
    @joshbuterbaugh4047 5 років тому +145

    Mom: Do you want pizza rolls?
    Me: 2:13

  • @untrace.4ble_monte
    @untrace.4ble_monte 5 років тому +23

    “You’re old enough to know you shouldn’t do that.” Savage😂

  • @brotherhood5735
    @brotherhood5735 4 роки тому +7

    Legend has it she's still saying she got arrested for spitting TOWARDS people.

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo 11 місяців тому +2

    I can imagine her lawyer: "your honor, my client was merely spitting toward someone"

  • @miguelriverajr639
    @miguelriverajr639 5 років тому +113

    I’m not sure but I think she’s mad.

  • @NayaritContreras
    @NayaritContreras 6 років тому +576

    This is old. But I like the way officers did their job here. Spitting is disgusting and of course its assault.

    • @GravyGame
      @GravyGame 6 років тому +18

      El Pleve De Nayarit not according to legal expert Susan DUGH!

    • @highway3133
      @highway3133 6 років тому +2

      I think the crime is called grevious body harm dont 100 on that but i think that what it is and its 10x worse then assault

    • @lukemomodujr
      @lukemomodujr 6 років тому

      highway 313 Isn't GBH a British term? I remember hearing that used when I used to live in London years ago lol

    • @imjustsomeguy72
      @imjustsomeguy72 6 років тому

      Depends on what jurisdiction. IIRC, at least in the UK and Aus, spitting is common assault and physical contact is not required to make out the charge. The intent and threat of violence is usually enough to make out assault, whether you actually touch them or not. Physical contact is only required for the charge of battery.

    • @supportyourtroopsathletes6460
      @supportyourtroopsathletes6460 5 років тому

      Depends on the state. In Florida "assualt" as per the state statute is only a verbal threat. It would actually be considered simple battery in Florida.
      "Aggravated Assualt" is a verbal threat while holding ANYTHING with the intent to utilize it as a weapon. Regardless if it is Assualt or Aggravated Assualt , the alledged victim MUST have fear that they legitimately in fear of the the person making the verbal threat. If no fear is present, police tend not to charge .

  • @blacknbluegamer2979
    @blacknbluegamer2979 3 роки тому +4

    I love how he pointed out he's one of us 🙄😒

  • @laughtoohard9655
    @laughtoohard9655 3 роки тому +10

    It's absolutely assault. You're never going to help yourself by losing control with cops.

  • @devinmoretto3923
    @devinmoretto3923 6 років тому +64

    That guys getting screamed into his face and just nodded 😂😂

    • @hinatababe97
      @hinatababe97 5 років тому

      Like a good man should

    • @creola2910
      @creola2910 5 років тому +2

      Devin Moretto He knows he’s above that piece of trash

  • @seawatersoul333
    @seawatersoul333 6 років тому +261

    Oooooo she gets to take a ride in the law limo 😲😲

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 3 роки тому +5

    "She told him to do his job, figure it out, take his paperwork and shove it up his fourth point of contact "
    Me: Starts counting points of contact on my fingers.....

  • @nottypicalofian
    @nottypicalofian 4 роки тому +15

    Her: Spitting towards and spitting on someone are different
    Me: So shooting towards and shooting at someone is different
    Court: So both of you are *wrong*

  • @Kilbot192
    @Kilbot192 6 років тому +67

    "I only spit TOWARDS her..." It's the worker's fault for standing in the line of fire, I guess.

  • @rexlive1
    @rexlive1 6 років тому +39

    Why not put a spit mask on her? That would have been too good 😂😂

  • @ScramJamJohnson
    @ScramJamJohnson 4 роки тому +9

    "Can I get you a coffee refi-"
    *Spits on waiter*

  • @francisthegrey3055
    @francisthegrey3055 3 роки тому +1

    That head shaking is on another level lol

  •  5 років тому +10

    2:18 the look on the officers face is priceless.. made me laugh so hard

  • @ther1rida
    @ther1rida 6 років тому +94

    "WAFFLEHOUSE" is spelled "BOJANGLES"

  • @lildudefromacrossthestreet4950
    @lildudefromacrossthestreet4950 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine you’re going to your local fast food spot and when you’re going to walk in a lady being escorted by cops is screaming “spitting towards someone is not assault”

  • @messyfilms6325
    @messyfilms6325 3 роки тому +8

    I’m shocked they didn’t want her spending time in their establishment, she seems so pleasant and cheery.

  • @TrapSquad
    @TrapSquad 6 років тому +4

    When she said DUHHh i fuxking lost it fell down and hit my head and my dresser fell on me im now dead lol

    • @mattburns7182
      @mattburns7182 5 років тому +1

      That's cute I like it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny comment

  • @walalopez6735
    @walalopez6735 6 років тому +13

    “You’re telling him? You know he’s one of us right?” LMAOOOO

  • @elynfisher8984
    @elynfisher8984 Рік тому +1

    his face when she says get it right for once 😂😂

  • @zeusdeniro3925
    @zeusdeniro3925 4 роки тому +5

    WHAT A NUTCASE. LADY FOR GOD SAKE , PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDS BEFORE LEAVING YOUR HOUSE.

  • @hazardoushazard6896
    @hazardoushazard6896 5 років тому +32

    2:12 what in the ever loving god was that

  • @williammassengill8391
    @williammassengill8391 6 років тому +105

    2:13

    • @yayab6378
      @yayab6378 5 років тому +3

      William Massengill 😆😆😝

    • @Luke-wo3fj
      @Luke-wo3fj 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

    • @Mr6502fast
      @Mr6502fast 5 років тому

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @joshporter5205
    @joshporter5205 4 роки тому +2

    "shove it up your fourth point of contact" is a pretty great zinger. I'll give her credit for that, at least.

  • @mtw1234
    @mtw1234 Рік тому +2

    NEVER TALK TO THE COPS! NOW SHE CONFESSED

  • @unclej4805
    @unclej4805 5 років тому +13

    The "let me speak to your manager" haircut says it all

  • @pjdiver3
    @pjdiver3 4 роки тому +37

    Civilians: "What's a fourth point of contact?"
    Paratroopers: "Hold my beer..."

    • @LittleHatori
      @LittleHatori 3 роки тому +1

      What is it tho?

    • @pjdiver3
      @pjdiver3 3 роки тому +1

      @@LittleHatori At risk of hate from fellow jump chumps for giving away a "secret", it's your booty :)

    • @LittleHatori
      @LittleHatori 3 роки тому +1

      @@pjdiver3 😬🤯😂😂😂 thank you friend, for sharing ur secrets

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ 3 роки тому

      @@pjdiver3 😂😉

    • @rip2889
      @rip2889 3 роки тому

      poser. You googled it and now you wanna act like some soldier insider.

  •  3 роки тому

    OMG that was hilarious. I like her impersonation of T Rex with the head movement. The officer trying not to laugh make me lose it LOL

  • @sohe4726
    @sohe4726 2 роки тому +1

    That one cop he just had to laugh. He was holding it back.

  • @user-mary69
    @user-mary69 4 роки тому +26

    “Spitting towards someone is not assault!” Girl, you know that’s disgusting and against the law regardless, right?🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Rockhard1492
      @Rockhard1492 4 роки тому +2

      It still counts as assault because you could easily get someone infected with disease (if you have one) by just spitting "towards" them.

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 4 роки тому +1

      It’s the same as shooting a gun towards someone! You didn’t hurt them, but you had the thoughts of wanting to

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 4 роки тому +21

    Someone needs some SERIOUSLY intensive anger management classes! 😂

  • @MelloWeapons
    @MelloWeapons 4 роки тому +4

    All she had to do was leave the building before they showed up. I can't believe she just stayed.

  • @todarislife8595
    @todarislife8595 4 роки тому +2

    “That’s My Name! I’m Not Catching Another Charge For That, B****”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣