There's an empty space yeah...between my ears
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- Опубліковано 12 тра 2024
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Mr. Print when Misprint walks in: AWOOOGAAA BOIOIOINGGG RUFF RUFF RUFF
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Lmao i love how every day he plays Balatro his patience and attention span is getting lower and the mistakes are getting more hilarious.
He just wants to prove how wrong the "Malf is only good at Balatro because of their hours in the game" chatter is
Just like me frfr
*Looks at poker hand levels*
*Straight: 90x10*
*Two Pair: 80x5*
"Two pair is by far our best hand"
*Proceeds to discard Straight lose the run*
(29:35)
0:18 when you engage in hate speech against amputee octopi
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0:22 me when I must hastily recant my statement against amputee octopi
@@grantreill1966 +2
@@grantreill1966 -2
0:28 me when i am an amputee octopus undergoing an introspective episode induced by a slight against my character, leading me to consider surgical installment of a prosthetic replacement in an effort to restore my wounded ego
I love NL because he always talks about how good green joker is but I don’t think I’ve seen him win a run with it
Cause he’d still on version 1.00! And refuses to update so he can do a bit about it when folks tell him about the new patch
@@jagotiberan2181He magician'd two cards in this run, it's 1.0.1
1:56 me giving a pitch to the guy renaming the Jackson 5 after Michael left
insane get
Incredible
13:32 me when im a gorilla receiving my 3rd meal of the day
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6:36 Me explaining my concerns to our getaway driver during the big heist on the banana republic (I am pointing at the safe that we forgot our tools for)
this bit is far too high level +2
Excellent find +2
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you must have gone to the Culinary Institute of America because you absolutely cooked
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this bit is cinema
We’re balatro guys of course I’ll discard to get a flush and ruin my run
We're balatro guys, of course we realize the round was winnable seconds after resetting
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We're Balatro guys, of course we level straight up to lvl 3 in a 4 card hand build (?) and discard a straight on the final hand when it couldve saved us.
(math)
LVL 3 Straight is 90 base chips + 20 from cards (2+3+4+5+6) + 172 from square joker is 282 chips
LVL 3 Straight is 10 base mult + 41 from green joker + 44 from sac dag joker x 3 from stencil joker is 285 mult
282 x 285 = 80,370
instead of 217 x 261 = 56,637
Professional type A chatter
So I was raging at him when he did that haha
29:45 Just play the damn straight 😭
Type A chatter spotted
He woul have won too😢
I saw that too
Forgot to consider that two pair is by far his best hand
“Two pair is by far our best hand”
Ten seconds after viewing scoring board showing that straights get +10 chips and double the mult compared to two pair.
20:59 he was THIS close to realizing that green joker is actually ass
26:34 Me when I need to oscillate on an axis
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13:38 Honestly the misprint moldy banana take is based. Moldy joker.
The way he says "What?" at 7:58 is heartbreaking.
13:40 good analogy off the cuff
Beat my first gold stake listening to this video! The eggs videos are a passive IQ boost
i'm also beating it watching this video, but in a different sense
Call him a negative eternal joker, the way he gives you a boost, but doesn't take up a slot and cannot be sold.
@@MrVovansim +2
You siphoning away his intellect like some D&D monster you little shit?
~ 6:00
'What's a few?'
I asked that question when I was a young fella and was told it was more than a couple but less than several, then I asked what several was. I was told that several is around 7 because it uses the same sylliable and I went 'yeah fair enough'.
I''m Type A Maxxing today baby
I wish someone loved me as much as NL loves green joker
stencil joker is in his mind like the green goblin mask
We're balatro guys, of course we race make this joke first.
me when im calling animal control to report a pack of coyotes ravaged my corn field
me when i tell the joke of my life but forget to put the context
13:32 When I’m in first place in Mario Kart and about to get an item
we're guys of course we
11:40 - me self sabotaging a near unloseable run:
30:15 Me as a toddler doing my best airplane impression.
we’re Balatro guys, of course we forget to put (Balatro) at the end of the title on our Balatro videos
is he getting worse with each run? love you nl but damn lmao
we're balatro guys, of course we don't take the negative to get 4x mult so that we have the chance to add +3 mult and 12 chips to our jokers
We're Balatro watchers. Of course we don't play the game but know more about it than Egg
I think I've played maybe 3.5 hours and watched about 50+
@octopustophat3397 I'm only missing three decks but NL has them unlocked so it's whatev
Honey Badger pogs when he wants to
Wilco mentioned
the nacci ain't fibbin
Love the content Ryan, hello!
Northernlion, serious tip you can't keep spending all your early cash on tarot cards especially on the black deck. You can survive the first 3 blinds at least on any deck on any stake without ever buying anything, all you need are 1-2 good hands (like a high straight or flush). You need to focus early on earning enough money to get interest going or getting a joker who will carry you early game so you can coast off of it and build money. Wasting your early money on tarot cards, especially something like death cost you the asking price and the potential interest, which on black stake means you will just continue to be poor and run out of steam. Once you have the money to keep interest going and a reliable way to get enough score then you can focus on abusing tarot cards to really make your run take off. Also death is a strong tarot card but not when you're running a basic vanilla deck with no direction for your run.
Listen, things like that aren't mistakes, they're happy little accidents. They spark joy. Embrace them, let them bring light into your life
Respectfully, this is not where we go if we wanna see optimal play
@@AffirmingtreeI would like him to occasionally not faceplant immediately out of the gate so we can get more banter.
Very true, on the first blind I always discard for an ace high straight as its consistent and always wins, I'm scared of going jokerless for the boss blind so I always prioritise jokers over tarot and planets, it's painful seeing him buy tarot packs in the first ante instead of the joker pack next to it, but that's what makes it fun watching him play so differently to me
To his credit, that playstyle makes for less runs making it to ante 3 or so, but the ones that do survive are primed to be a more powerful and interesting run.
There is more to consider than just surviving another round.
1 min no views... his account is growing. pog for egg
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Eggsponential growth
Having dagger add double the sell value of Misprint vs having Stencil go up to x4...
I am not a Type A, I am just saying...
11:36: Me when I say I don't like Black Pink
Hi Tomo!! Hi buddy!
how am i supposed to know if this is balatro if the title doesn't end with the name of the game in parentheses? how can i be sure?
My biggest mistake is not playing 5 cards on psychic. It's HARD to remember when you're brains memory is constantly playing 4 of a kind or 2 pair.
"8:37" old recording confirmed
2 is a couple
3 is a few
4 is some
5 is a handful
I know he made some questionable plays, but do keep in mind - black deck just sucks
Pog
still no jonkerless i guess?
Holy first
Holy second
dipped in mama liz' he's washed, even in extreme mega easy mode patch
1min 3 views fell off