Introducing Fun Gus! - Hermitcraft 10 #15
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Today we create GUS, the FUN giant shroom that sells Shroomlights!
We also make a custom shroomlight farm.
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A pun: "Why isn't the shop bigger? Well, there wasn't mush room!"
That's perfect!
This is terrible I like it
"A Plateau is the Highest form of Flattery"
This is good.... Very good...... .....
im stealing that. take my like
Ok.. that's a good one
Lmao xD
Dad Jokes: 100
“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!”
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Lean Beef!
What do you call a ball of cows?
Round beef!
"Never ask a fungus their age! Let's just say, I'm mold."
Lol
Love it!
“I mold”
😂
Pun for Tango: "I got booted out the coffee club because i wore a tea shirt".
nice lol
Took me a second, then ....🙄😂
I ran into a lamppost yesterday.
Thankfully I only sustained light injuries.
“I had a dream where I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted!”
Thanks for explaining "plethora" to me, it means a lot...
"What do you call a cat that likes to eat grass? A lawn meower!"
[Pun idea] Keep your chin up, there's so _mush room_ to grow!
I have a feeling iskall would like that one
Classic
The only thing more tearable than this pun is the paper it's written on.
One of my favorite word play jokes will always be:
The present the past and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
i have so many puns... so hard to pick one.... but here you go!
"I love planting trees in my garden, you could say it really spruces it up."
When the cow in the fields tells its calves to go to sleep, it says “It’s PASTURE bedtime!”
“It’s a lot scarier than it looks. It’s actually pretty simple…” Love it lol
I was looking for someone else who picked up on it too !
Words are hard
@@TangoTekLP Especially when you're hit with a dictionary. 📚 😁
It was a hockey puck 😂
@@TangoTekLP I heard that and then deranged what you meant in my head but words are also hard for me so I couldn’t figure out the correct thing to say either 😂
“Missing shroomlights are no light matter.”
"Found a book about solving half your problems. I bought 2."
"How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible."
Tango: "I'm not a builder"
Also Tango: "We're gonna give our mushroom some character, some personality"
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Graveyards are popular. I don’t know why, but people are dying to get in.
You could just use the question to name a stick :)
That’s why they put fences around the graveyards.😂
Budda walks up to a hotdog stand and says make me one with everything
Why are mushrooms such good story tellers? Because they have a lot of cap-tivating tales! 😂
😅
someone let jimmy know that twag made it to a -second- main channel hermitcraft video
“At this time we are sadly out of puns. Thank you for punderstanding”
22:51 thanks Tango, I didn't realise how scary it was. lol
"Where do bad rainbows go? Prism."
"Its a lot scarier than it looks" 22:52 I am not the only one who does that.. :D
Animals winning money? The l-otter-y! (An original)
A pun for the shop: Place a shroomligt @ the hole so you dont doom your soul. A smart tip from a Fun Guy.
Fun Gus lights you the way in the deep dark!
This one is for Doc: 😁
Was machen Pilze auf einer Pizza? - Sie fungieren als Belag.
My favorite pun of all time, been using it since I was a tiny kid:
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick." is my personal favourite.
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: Supplies!!
The squirrels are chasing me, they think I'm nuts!
A Mexican magician was doing a disappearing act on the count of three. "Uno, Dos, ....." He disappeared without a Tres
You may not like jokes about mushrooms at first, but they grow on you.
You should sue Etho, for stealing your thunder by building all the mail boxes.
I love the fun pun shop! Here goes one: an asian fell down the stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.
I am so thrilled that you are using sand for TNT instead of duping it. It’s for the good of the Rebellion. 😁
Do you think glass coffins will every become popular?
.
.
.
Remains to be seen.
Actual Pun: These puns have mushroom to improve.
How does a light fixture greet its friends? “Watt’s up!”
Taking some inspriation from Iskall: "Thanks for visiting Gus, even if there's not mushroom inside"... because the interior of the shop is so small... and it wouldn't take many patrons visiting at the same time to max out its "cap"-acity....
Now I want to see a Mario cart mini-game with ice boats with evokes in them to attack the other racers!
Something along the lines: "I would offer more products, but there's not mush-room in here"
"An under water roundabout is a fishious cycle."
i got a pun for you!
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles!"
'what does a monk with ragged robes have?
Bad habits'
Here's my slew of mushroom puns I just came up with!!! I know you asked for only one, but since it's several days later you might never read this at all.
If this shop doesn't do well, I'll be up shiitake creek!
I was in a band in high school, but was always making mistakes. I was the proverbial black trumpet.
Got sent to lock up for cremini possession. They asked who my sauce was. Instead of talking I did thyme.
Did you know there's a second dock under the main one? It's the Port o' below!
Take it from me, the world is your oyster!
Not many mushroom pop hits, but Michael Jackson had one! Annie enoki, so Annie enoki, Enoki Annie?
My friend Cini lost his job. So now he's Poor Cini.
Grew up reading Aesop's fables. The stories were full of interesting morels.
I'm not normally a conspiracy theorist, but when it comes to mushrooms, everything is connected!
What is my dream vacation? Well, I guess I'd go to the beech.
"Two fish in a tank. One looks at the other and asks "Any idea how to drive this thing?" "
"what's a dog's favorite part of a house? The roof!"
I think if the logs bend around you could slow down the rate of the TNT dropping to get a little more bang for your buck, but that might just be me being overly frugal.
Never use “mushroom” as your password. It’s not stroganoff.
Gus says "you take up so muSHROOM in my heart..."
As a pizza restaurant owner, it feels obligatory to give a pizza pun:
“I burned my hawaiian pizza. Guess i should have used aloha temperature”
"it's a lot scarier than it looks" -tangotek, 22:51
"Buy a shulker full, they're portablella!"
"The morel of the story is to buy more shroomlights."
"Prices so low they're crimini!"
"Careful, there's truffle a'brewing."
"More shroomlights? Enoki dokie!"
"I'm not a ham, just a bit porcini."
"I hope you maitake a few shroomlights today."
"Need muscle? I've been called a beefsteak."
"Woodear you up to, building with shroomlights?"
32:42 Whoops... Ah well, I had fun.
My genius joke!, "why is B the coolest alphabet? Because he is in between AC"
The car was completely packed, so I asked the fungi in the back if they were comfortable and they replied, "don't worry we don't need mush-room"
"Why Gus never walk on foot? Because he has a spore car."
You know that funny guy who always puts mushrooms on his pizza? He was a "funghi".
What do you call a fungus in a state of great anxiety or agitation? A mushroom stew
"When does a dad joke turn into a pun? when everything has GROANED up.
Here's an alteration on a classic pun for hermitcraft...
"I was wondering why the moon kept getting bigger... and then it hit me"
Brilliant lol!
LMAO
😂😂😂
Great pun to Season 8.
If this isn't featured, I'd be upset.
"When does a dad joke turn into a pun? when everything has GROANED up.
my dad's absolute favorite silly pun (and honestly one of mine) is "cargo space? no, car no go space. car go road."
😑😑😑
Another version of that:
Cargo pants? No, car go vroom
A man with a pickaxe enters a bar, but the bartender said "we don't serve miners."
The bartender said “we don’t serve time travellers”
A time traveller walks in to a bar
"What makes Gus so fun? He's made of My-SILLY-um!"
This is the best one I’ve found!
OH NO YOURE A GENIUS!!!
make this the top comment, genius my guy
this is the best one lmao
not technically a pun but a good rhyme
one of the puns could be "My jokes are spore-adic."
i don't get it
@@NiaSwiftSporadic? Idk
Double the pun by making it spore-addict
@@DrewTeter truee
That's a-spore-able!
I like "Sixteen sodium atoms walked into a bar... followed by Batman."
Took me a second but that is incredible
Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na... Batman....
🤦🏽
"Took up blindfolded archery, you don't know what you're missing"
This is great 😂
This one is Gold!!!
My personal favorite pun is "I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something".
Yeah, don't trust atoms either. They make up everything
I get you... I don't trust atoms. They make up everything
Pun Idea: Not a Library, but still a Shhhh-room
"Much room". I might have heard that one before.
That’s enough cheesy for me😂
“Tango “Not a Builder” Tek has graduated to organics
Yes he has!
I feel like Tango should sue past Tango, past Tango has purposely screwed over future Tango too many times... That past Tango guy is a real menace, be careful with him, who knows what hes up too!
This would be so funny. The witness they could pull in could be literally any iteration of Tango or any hermit.
I had the exact same thought: Can't think of anyone to sue? Just sue yourself!
He could put down a bond today and receive it as a judgment in a few weeks time when he inevitably did something worthy to sue over
Isn't Joe a lawyer from the future? Might be just the guy for the job.....
@@ArtblockInsomniac honestly for me, he goes back in time to when hes working on decked out, and gives himself a court notice.
"I never trust a Train. They have Loco Motives."
Pun for Scar
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
"I'm here for Morel support" - Fun Gus
This needs more likes.
Best one I've read
Clever!
Is it bad that I only understood morel was a mushroom because I started playing stardew valley 😂😅
you could make something that detects whether someone has tried to use the pun dispenser more than three times in a short amount of time and then it could spit out a special one that says "keep stealing puns like this and you could in for a pun-ishment!"
That's genius.
Amazing!
I love this idea
Someone stole every lightbulb in my house. I was de-lighted.
… so I went to Fun Gus to buy some shroom lights!
"What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive? A spores car!"
~Fun Gus
Best I've got is "Amanita minute to come up with a good joke, here..." (amanita is a mushroom HAHA)
I love that lol!
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism! It's only a light sentence.
This is my favorite pun
I hear it gives them time to reflect on their actions.
Slight modification… ‘but it’s only a light sentence’ great pun btw
And they can reflect on themselves
I now have an image of Scar with panicked, cartoon speed paddling in the boat with a stressed out evoker, three vex chasing them, and the teeth coming out of the water as Scar tries to outpace it. Oh, and Tango and Impulse are laughing histarically from afar XD.... I may actually draw this one.
"When does a pun become a dad joke? When it's all GROAN up"
What happened to "When it becomes a-par-rent."
@@laartje24 you queued up to hit the wrong person... This was not the punchline you were expecting!
A joke becomes a dad joke when it is motherf*cking funny.
Something you might consider humorous: If you boil down a funny bone, it makes a laughing stock
There are 3 puns in that one joke I love it
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Aww now I have to think of another one.
@@SolitaryGrave143aww, you two?
@@anselmequirion-corteel1702damn, I guess that makes three of us
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there is a dog
love this one
omg that took me a hot sec
I almost didn't read dog, but read God.... Lolol
Genuinely one of my favorite puns ever: "Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
Took me sometime but that a very good one😂
For the poor sods who didn’t get it:
It’s a literal bar, like a rod. Two men walked into it, the third one ducked so as not to hit it
My preferred variant is "Three men walk into a Bar, you'd think the last one would have seen it"
Although having written it out, wow the delivery really effects it huh 😅
I don’t know why, but in my head, I imagined the third guy quacking as he walked into the business.. 😅
DUDE, I love this one. I've had this one down as one of my favorites for a while as well.
“I hate working at the can crushing factory. My job is soda-pressing”
“Once you replace your torches for shroomlights, you’re nether going back.”
One that I heard recently. "My friend designed a new invisible airplane, but I don't see it taking off."
I don't get that one
explain the joke NOW
When you have a new product and people like it, it can be said to be taking off so the joke is that he doesn’t expect the new product, the invisible aeroplane, to “take off” but he also couldn’t physically see the invisible aeroplane taking off
And I know I’ve over explained that but anyway
@@olivercorrigan9169 Honestly, if you had to explane* it, then it wasn't worth the laughs. LOL. I got it.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “I’ll have five beers please.”
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
A farmer walked up to me and said “I have 68 sheep, can you round them up for me?” I said, “sure, 70.”
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A Hispanic magician is performing a magic trick. He says “uno, dos…” and disappears without a trace.
Wow those were so bad lol I love em
These are all great
That guy stole my milk! HOW DAIRY!
It really cheeses me off when that happens
@@-Murphy It's a gouda pun though.
🤦🏽
Well I'd Edam if I let a good cheese pun Brie
He's a Muenster, I tell ya!
For my pun “Why is leather armor perfect for sneaking? Because it’s literally made of hide.”
This one was my favorite, it was the only one I actually laughed at 😂
I LOVE this one
Pun idea: "At first, I wasn't really into Fungus, but now it's growing on me" :)
I don't want to picture that, gross pun dude... 🤢
I like it
2 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, this can't be a coincidence.
My friend has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
That’s amazing lmao
I hear dating zoo employees are the best! They're real keepers.
I got rid of my vacuum. It was just gathering dust.
That sucks
Never buy flowers from a monk, because only YOU can prevent florist friars!