Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
2:01 - Okay, I can kind of forgive the Cool “Whip” since it can technically be pronounced that way because of the “Wh-“. But there’s not even an H in the name “Wil” the put emphasis on, so that’s just straight up wrong.
liked how stewie always had the best written jokes
Who voices him and also who runs the show?
@@14rs2Stewie, of course.
Had?
No you don't, liar.
@@14rs2Seth McFarlane does both
Aw Sunny D alright!
Aw Sunny D alright!
The way he says it man
@@rashadvsyou Aw Sunny D alright!
@@rashadvsyoufacts😭😭😭😭
Sunny D back in the day was lit. Nowadays… it leaves a lot to be desired.
"Oh, a Luden's coughdrop. Is that candy? No, I think it's a COUGH DROP,"
I think a coughdrop is candy
Oh freedent that’s good I got a sweet tooth I think I’ll have some freedent
I've had cough drops that were quite sweet. I guess it depends on the taste.
My grandma used to give those to me all the time as a kid and I loved them
@@jerrys1Just like cherry hard candy.
"Your favorite Holiday.
911." That got me. 😆
@@water0000🤓🤡
😂😂😂
@@water0000nah it made me laugh also
Just cause it was so sudden
@@water0000I relate him
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Real
Frickin floaters
@@micahh9351just got my first one this year didn’t what they were before, now I resonate with this Family guy joke.
@@SilliBilliBoi97 took the powder that makes you say "real"
Deep
“Hey! Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the house fatty!”
Lmao Stewie is the absolute best 😂 he makes the whole show
My favorite part of stewie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Name something you do on the weekends
Black guys 💀
That’s so me fr
Relatable
Same here
Haha!
😂😂😂
I like how the writers give Stewie the most realistic dialogue and it’s hilarious! 😂
Definitely seperates him from the rest of the characters
realistic dialogue for a talking baby
I love when he comments on things
@@dannigro8794 same
Stewie just don't hold back at all
youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture
@@2009samiyaisha was 9 fk pdfl moe and i piss on sharmota manjook mohamd ks umak gahba
This is exactly why he is the best character of Family Guy.
I know right
5:01 "So Carolyn, guess you should have hit that when you had the chance huh brian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 you told me to take it slow
It's actually a good thing he DIDN'T sleep with her.
@crystalgemgirl731 lol he was a good thing, but I believe stewie was blocking brian
@@ivangass7770 Yeah.
0:01 are we just going to ignore Stewie's incredible leg-strength.
It's rolled table
Smh 🤦🏻♂️
🎶Who wears short shorts Stewie wear short shorts 🎶
Not surprised, he has achieved greater feats
Peter just falling down is funny as hell
But the most iconic dialogue of Stewie for me will always be - " Well I am off to buy my imagery groceries" 😂😂
nah Stewie really said it 2:26
You’ll probably get a full page in the yearbook
Lightning strike
oh squiggly line
in my eye fluid
I see you there
lurking on the periphery of my vision
@@prettymuchthatonebut when I try to look at you, you scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
It was I that made them.
Death field, otherwise known as… time, perhaps
He who escapes the grasp of tine can live forever, logically
@@CCABPSacsach But then nothing would happen without experiencing times
@@coleozaeta6344 or, everything happens at once, like how photons perceive the universe in general relativity
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
“How is Carol?”
At least he cares
Stewie is obviously the best character in Family Guy.
* Used to be.
@@amirmoezzno is no one is better
Stewie went from evil to gay
Same thing tbh
@@VincenzoMGREXAs a guy who’s done stuff, yeah, it’s about the same. Either you’re Vito from the Sopranos, or Andy Dick.
@@coleozaeta6344 thank you for reminding me about Andy
"Bouncing, bouncing, vodka Andy Dick. Oops, I sharted."
@@coleozaeta6344definitely not the same, there's sane gay people
7:43 Brian turns into Peter
Brian was totally praying!
"I was the it boy of 2006" - Stewie Griffin
That "Weakest Link" rant absolutely killed me
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
“Have we ever actually, you know, met?”
Dead 😂
I love the way he says “I have a room”.
5:04 "oh you're crazy bitch I didn't say that bitch" is one of my favorite obscure references whenever I'm denying something I definitely did
I didn't get that one, can you explain
@@laylaknopfler5989 they mean they reference this scene. The episode is “Love, Blactually”
The animations for stewie in the first couple seasons was so good
_O squiggly line in my eye fluid_
I see you there lurking in the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away
1:14 Stewies noismaking is so freaking hilarious
A wise man once said I don’t want a 9/11 2 because the sequel is never as good as the original.
:3
:3
Very dark but great joke
@@Firechief2471 I stole it from uncle Al
Sometimes the sequels are better than the original
1:08
Yo, Sunny D, that rules.
I know Sunny D isn’t considered as “orange juice” but it’s still goated
5:01 had me crying and the way he says youre disingenuous is hilarious
You mean 7:44 🎉
"Name your favourite fruit?"
"Clay Akin"
😂😂😂
“Name something you do on the weekends?”
“Black guys.”
@@jayar7436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jayar7436 Its how deadpan he plays it that makes it so funny.
“Its so dark” brian i think you forget your a dog, you see in black and white😂
I think you forget your and you're are two different things...
@@szabok1999 💀
2:09 i spit out my drink 😂
D:
0:14 Stewie is all over the place here
My goat
@@f.f5771throat goat
4:12 AYO STEWIE'S ONTO SOMETHING!!!
3:32 your cat when you hold perfectly still in front of them for a few minutes.
What?
He's talking about the elf just standing in the snow staring at nothing and allowing Stewie to cut off his arm.
@@shannonlong6640 oh
Then you cut her arm off?
@@kunaldevsingh5514 Stewie cut off the elfs arm with a knife, yes.
4:30 i love when family guy characters get high it’s too realistic 😂😂😭
“This This guy don’t sit right with me Lois, he don’t sit right with me”😂😂
"Name a popular fruit."
"Clay Aiken." 🤣
5:17. Me when my cousin interrupts my dbz time
DBZ 😍😍😍😍
nerd 😵
"Orgasm Eyes! Orgasm Eyes! U do 20% of that and we gotta movie."
“1,2,3, 4, I’m dancing from my vagina”
Stewie keeping family guy alive
He’s practically one of the reasons Family Guy has funny moments, especially modern ones
It's funny because it's true.😓
0:23 damn Stewie 💀
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
0:48 That was amazing and what the actual heck? Hahahahahaha
1:08 I love how you can hear Seth's Quagmire voice sneak into Stewie
Things you do on the weekend?
Stewie: “Black guys”
Definitely gotta type 😂
“Mmm, that’s so fresh too”😂
These are why stewie is my fav
That and the Stewie and Brian episodes that are like time travel or sci fi etc
OH SUNNY D ALRIGH
Gameshow host: "Something you do on the weekends"
Stewie: "Black guys"
7:58 i know people that do that 😂😂😂
There are a few in my family
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
0:46 to be fair i used to eat those things like they were candy
SunnyD, alright!!
0:28 bro stewie💀💀💀💀💀
Stewie is the most ICONIC character on this show!!
6:36 i have moments like that 😂
Same here😂
1:08 the way he doesn't sound like himself
"Your favorite holiday"
Literally nobody
Stewie: 9/11 💀
9/11 means?
@@shiviebhuyan1220You don’t know what the 9/11 terrorist attacks are?
More than 2,500 people were killed.
I want another vid of stewie stealing the show but make it 19 minutes
I don't know why that candy jar bit is so funny, but I laugh every time.
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
Stewie >>>
squiggly line is some bars honestly
It is not "bars", it is poetry. Take your ghetto terminology somewhere else.
What is the squiggly line idk what Stewie is referencing
@@domenicavallone28eye floaters. Everyone at some point gets them in their 20s i believe
Name something in closet-Stewie himself.😂
Stewie being the only reason to watch the show
i love stewie thank you for making this🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I adore stewie lol I love him so much
“What’s your favorite holiday”
“9/11”
You too will grow old to have that candy dish
7:52 I’ve been looking for this for a week 😂😂
The scene with Lois talking in the car to all his witty retorts is my favorite
COMMERCIAL..*swift kick to the nuts*😂😂😂
Come on Stewie, black licorice is the shit lmao. My great grandpa loved that stuff and always stocked up on it for us
“Name a popular fruit”
Stewie: Clay Aiken
🤣😂💀
7:57 relatable
OH squiggly line in my eye fluid!....
The candy jar scene has to be one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
1:06 that purple stuff is it the same as purple stuff in robot chicken that shit can save lives
every other members: American English
Stewie: *euh, ey Loudin's coffdrop. Iz dhat kendies? Neu ai don' dink zhat's za kendie I TINK IZZA COFFDROF!*
To know stewie and vrian scenes are literally jusg Seth McFarland in a studio booth talking to himself is both concerning and hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:07-6:13 Even better. He turned out to be a bisexual.
😂
2:01 had me rolling
I can't believe i pay for this.
I swear Stewie’s voice sounds deeper to me now. Odd.
2:01 - Okay, I can kind of forgive the Cool “Whip” since it can technically be pronounced that way because of the “Wh-“. But there’s not even an H in the name “Wil” the put emphasis on, so that’s just straight up wrong.
5:17 idk why but this scene always makes me laugh its just so out of nowhere
he really is the best character
3:55 i think i know what he's gonna do with that arm but youtube won't let me say it.
Use it as reindeer bait?
NAHHHH 💀💀💀
💀💀
😂😂😂
3:45 me and bro tryna get the crackhead outta his trance😂
Name a popular fruit
"Clay Aiken" 😂😂
“And she has gotten faaaaaat” man a forgotten gem lol
0:01 Just one second in and Stewie knew what to do 😂
Im not the biggest fan of the show but the whole bit about stewie cutting that elf's arm off might be some of the hardest i've laughed at anything
6:50 I feel bad for her😢😂
The way he made her feel stupid 😂💀
1:50 wouldn’t Stewie’s wife’s sister in law be Meg?
Not if his wife has a brother
@@garygourley5957 riiiight, I get it.
I truly think some of Stewie's best moments are just Seth vamping
I thought the egg calendar joke was Grade A.
0:20 bruh that sent me skull 💀 💀