Charlie Doesn't Know The Color Of His Couch - (Two And A Half Men)

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 5 років тому +1676

    Kandy is the kind of girl you introduce to your ex just to ruin her day.

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 4 роки тому +63

      She probably cOmes multiple times too :D

    • @tdrxy
      @tdrxy 4 роки тому +7

      Kandy is the kind of girl you introduce to your ex just to ruin her day.

    • @imlinenlalongkumer9770
      @imlinenlalongkumer9770 4 роки тому +7

      Kandy is the kind of girl you introduce to your ex just to ruin her day.

    • @garymacdonald6184
      @garymacdonald6184 4 роки тому +14

      Not just to ruin her day more so to piss her off and if that was me I’d try and bump into my ex as often as possible again to piss her off

    • @jan-olofharnvall8760
      @jan-olofharnvall8760 4 роки тому +4

      starcrafter13terran : And the kind you date if you are a hump-happy simpleton😂

  • @iamchrollo425
    @iamchrollo425 4 роки тому +861

    Charlie is right you know. Alan has no right changing stuff without Charlies knowledge...

    • @Madiuss
      @Madiuss 4 роки тому +15

      He fixed it...

    • @Tommy_111
      @Tommy_111 4 роки тому +54

      @@Madiuss without Charlie's consent. Still wrong

    • @UnLish2
      @UnLish2 4 роки тому +9

      @@Tommy_111 he is his brother. He is entitled to do some changes.

    • @Tommy_111
      @Tommy_111 4 роки тому +105

      @@UnLish2 That's ridiculous. Brotherhood doesn't entitle you to anything in my house unless I give permission

    • @UnLish2
      @UnLish2 4 роки тому +6

      @@Tommy_111 so you live differently and treat your brother like other guests doesn't mean that the world feel same way.
      Its like you have a kid or parent who is living under your roof and need to ask everytime they do anything.
      That is not privilege.

  • @jamesh2003
    @jamesh2003 2 роки тому +157

    Alan was completely shameless. Lives in his brothers house rent free and moves people in without permission then questions Charlie when he gets mad about it. 🤷

    • @haristudytube4803
      @haristudytube4803 2 роки тому +22

      Charlie is the reason why alan lost everything in the divorce.

    • @jamesh2003
      @jamesh2003 2 роки тому +14

      @@haristudytube4803
      True but he then won half a million in Vegas blew all that then went back to Charlie and continued to take advantage.

    • @cameronbird118
      @cameronbird118 Рік тому +8

      @@haristudytube4803 No hes not, his mother gave him good advice at the start of the series which he ignored.
      He procrastinated on the problem until it bit him in the ass.
      Charlie only slept with his lawyer, which in the end was irrelevant to his divorce and loss of everything.
      It just made his divorce proceedings take longer, it didn't alter the outcome.

    • @ps6474
      @ps6474 Рік тому

      @James H....Exactly and agreed!! I''ve said it as well, in other posts, how Alan smooches, takes advantage and lives completely free thanks to Charlie, yet Alan yells and insults Charlie about many things and thinks he has the right.

    • @boris4242
      @boris4242 Рік тому +2

      This is a show but even if it wasn't yes allan is shameless but sometimes the way Charlie treats him he goes back you can't just let charlie shit on you all the time (although it does happen 9 out of 10 times)

  • @HANNIBAL30ro
    @HANNIBAL30ro 2 роки тому +24

    2:13 that acting was awesome man lmfao he nailed that reaction

  • @jokovic8985
    @jokovic8985 4 роки тому +441

    Ah the perfect sync

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 4 роки тому +208

    I have been in my house 30 years and forget what color the walls are painted and don't care.

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 4 роки тому +9

      The whole reason they invented beige is for the people that don't care what color the walls are.
      Beige is made out of all the old leftover paint.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 4 роки тому +5

      @@therussmeister Works for me. As long as the edges are painted sharp and right. LOL

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 4 роки тому +3

      They call me Mr. Beige

    • @klarabarunovic9841
      @klarabarunovic9841 Рік тому

      Then they're probably white or beige lol

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 8 років тому +753

    technically, she won because he didn't notice it. alan tipped him off

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 6 років тому +14

      worth it for the reaction. She will just get the 50 back with her next paychecck

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 років тому +17

      Literally she won because he never noticed unti it was pointed out to him!

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher 5 років тому +9

      I was wondering how long it would take him to realize Candi was living in the house after he discovered the new couch lmao

    • @kingkong-ul6zq
      @kingkong-ul6zq 4 роки тому +4

      Technically, it is also her only way to win it since "never" is not a date fixed in the calendar

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 4 роки тому +5

      @@kingkong-ul6zq Not really the only way, if he died without ever finding out she also would've won.

  • @frenchfriesburger7818
    @frenchfriesburger7818 4 роки тому +35

    Sometimes Alan is so entitled even though it's not his house I hate it. He has no right to let anyone else live in the house even of Charlie let others live. It's Charlie's house he do what he wants

  • @rattykapitan9850
    @rattykapitan9850 2 роки тому +5

    Berta - " Who is the simpleton now "
    LMAO , Rip Chonchata Ferrell

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 3 роки тому +75

    How shameless can Alan be if he even considered bringing a girl(another free loader) when he himself doesn't even provide for the house for years.

  • @shefchenko111
    @shefchenko111 5 років тому +86

    they come and they go..often they do one of those things multiple times

  • @haydengault2568
    @haydengault2568 4 роки тому +157

    Alan has no right to change things or buy things to put in Charlie's house, because he doesn't own this house.

    • @ZeusAdvocate
      @ZeusAdvocate 3 роки тому +25

      My guy is paying everything cause Charlie slept with his lawyer even a condo for Judith parents 😂

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 3 роки тому +4

      @@ZeusAdvocate actually no cause he ripped up that agreement

    • @Blurryface0007
      @Blurryface0007 3 роки тому +9

      @@ZeusAdvocate watch it carefully.the only money that was wasted was legel fees.alan fired laura and hired another lawyer.

    • @denisgomes4106
      @denisgomes4106 2 роки тому +2

      Super expensive legal fees.
      Beverly Hills lawyer.

    • @imogenonscreen8054
      @imogenonscreen8054 2 роки тому +2

      I agree he has no right to move Kandi into Charlie's house but changing the couch, if Alan's reason was true, then I'd argue since his son damaged it it was Alan's responsibility to get it fixed anyway. Although yeah he had no right to choose a different colour for it unless the original one wasn't available for some reason.

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 4 роки тому +111

    Hey wait a minute did somebody say Kandi’s living here???

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn 3 роки тому +15

    At least he has a couch.

  • @jay_sethia
    @jay_sethia 8 років тому +236

    audio delay. sucky

  • @mpendulocibi406
    @mpendulocibi406 2 роки тому +51

    Alan is the brother no one wishes to have

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Рік тому +4

      Totally.
      I can totally overlook him being an awkward moron around the fairer sex and being romantically inept and having negative 10 points of charisma, however being a freeloader is unforgivable.

    • @hmp01
      @hmp01 Рік тому

      @@HasufelyArod wtf are you guys talking about, hes like 100x better human being the Charlie, you sound like 15-year-old kids who think a whoremonger is a good idol to have. just because writers needed someone to make fun of, Alan was the one waking up in the morning going to job in the first seasons, it's only later writers ruined him completely, still a very decent human being

    • @yussufhussein8859
      @yussufhussein8859 9 місяців тому

      Judith is the ex wife no man should ever have because to be fair despite how shitty Alan is Judith ruined his life and took everything he had and more. Despite remarrying a Doctor she still collects alimony from him and makes him suffer whenever Jake screws up.

  • @BosoxPatsfan603
    @BosoxPatsfan603 4 роки тому +41

    I would have been really pissed if my brother moved someone in without asking me

    • @rednova1631
      @rednova1631 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah but u gotta except the loss if you don't notice it for 3weeks

    • @BosoxPatsfan603
      @BosoxPatsfan603 4 роки тому +4

      @@rednova1631 true

    • @lil_jon411
      @lil_jon411 3 роки тому +6

      red nova not really. I don’t care if it was 3 months. You still don’t decide who lives in my house when you don’t pay rent or ANYTHING

  • @laurenratt3392
    @laurenratt3392 2 роки тому +11

    the couch, i wouldnt be mad about but the moving someone else in without my acknowledgment would make me absolutely livid

  • @patsaxon5284
    @patsaxon5284 4 роки тому +32

    I do not want a woman living with me in my house, but if it were Kandi, I will make an acception. I love Kandi, she is so funny and I love her!

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 4 роки тому

      Yeah but remember you don't get to do her. Your brother does. Would you still let her live with you?

    • @JoeGoldberg1991
      @JoeGoldberg1991 3 роки тому

      The only thing funny about her is her stupidity and how Charlie takes note of it by making fun of her.

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 3 роки тому +1

      And she actually a bitch she drops alan after he won all that money

  • @saskopetreski3121
    @saskopetreski3121 4 роки тому +22

    SHEEN A LEGEND

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 4 роки тому +36

    that's what happens when drink so much, your memory rots away

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 3 роки тому +23

    You can see in this comment section which people have the decency to respect others and their belongings. People who believes in self reliance and people who thinks that there's no such thing as entitlement even when in families.
    And there's people like Alan. A shame there's people like that.

  • @fineday2017
    @fineday2017 4 роки тому +26

    Dam show, i miss so much.. Is there any chance to continue by 2020...!

    • @stonejaison413
      @stonejaison413 4 роки тому +3

      I would love even a final season with Sheen back in the lead

  • @amateurgolfer6947
    @amateurgolfer6947 2 роки тому +4

    Hated it when the writers made Allen’s role more settling than a pleading for a crash pad.. he on the edge was better chemistry than being a forceful mooch bringing in girls and not leaving Charlie’s house ..

  • @tomnewham1269
    @tomnewham1269 3 роки тому +5

    The natural balance or in Kramer's words, the worlds will collide.

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 4 роки тому +8

    "Beige-ish...tan"

  • @tammybrown3442
    @tammybrown3442 4 роки тому +5

    Kandy need get to get on places

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 5 років тому +23

    Wait, what was the color of the couch BEFORE it got reupholstered?

    • @jeremycasper6672
      @jeremycasper6672 4 роки тому +13

      uhh.. I think it was beige? or maybe tan? lol

  • @yashnajussun5120
    @yashnajussun5120 4 роки тому +4

    Charlie Sheen 🤣😘

  • @micahdavila45
    @micahdavila45 4 роки тому +27

    "What the hell is that??!?!"

  • @donsolos
    @donsolos 3 роки тому +8

    I read that as Charlie doesn't know the color of his crotch. I was like, well this should be interesting

  • @joelhiemstra1047
    @joelhiemstra1047 10 років тому +117

    doesn't sync

  • @SunnyWu
    @SunnyWu 8 років тому +132

    I thought the title said crotch.

    • @TheOman1997
      @TheOman1997 6 років тому +3

      Sunny Wu same! 😂😂😂 even tho I knew the scene lol

    • @ewow35
      @ewow35 5 років тому +2

      It does

    • @labadaba9530
      @labadaba9530 3 роки тому

      Me too

  • @rafikz77
    @rafikz77 4 роки тому +5

    Bertha 💀

  • @thanoskonstantinou1831
    @thanoskonstantinou1831 5 років тому +8

    I bet 50 to never

  • @riseofficial4808
    @riseofficial4808 3 роки тому +1

    I like that show

  • @camillewiley7624
    @camillewiley7624 3 роки тому +2

    Oh Charlie 🤤😂

  • @masheen5520
    @masheen5520 8 років тому +13

    Agreed !

  • @fcharrua
    @fcharrua 4 роки тому +12

    I think Sheldon mutated out of Charlie.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Рік тому

    I check the pilot episode. That couch was never reupholster. It's the same colored couch. Or unless it's the same color with different material.

  • @andrewk2625
    @andrewk2625 2 роки тому +2

    If Berta bet 50 bucks on never, then she can only win the bet if Charlie died without ever noticing it. That's not a great bet lol and it's unfair cause Alan made Charlie notice it

    • @theshipmasterbanished3902
      @theshipmasterbanished3902 10 місяців тому

      Haha yeah I was thinking that too. She technically was right and would’ve won that bet because Charlie truly wouldn’t have noticed it.

  • @aditirao5244
    @aditirao5244 9 місяців тому

    " Hump happy simpleton " 😂

  • @domydishes
    @domydishes 6 років тому +118

    charlie shouldve thrown alan out a long time ago

    • @zakbm
      @zakbm 6 років тому +53

      Charlie was the reason Alan lost pretty much everything to his ex-wife. Call it karma.

    • @stevenjones4059
      @stevenjones4059 5 років тому +3

      Both right

    • @johnnk3256
      @johnnk3256 5 років тому +3

      zakbm:
      ua-cam.com/video/hA4P1VKXrSM/v-deo.html
      Watch the video fully and you'll notice Alan's comment, "So, I fired Laura (his lawyer), tore up the agreement, then I have to find a new attorney and I have to just...start all over."
      Meaning that he had another divorce settlement and this time he lost everything on his own... Just pointing out something...

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 років тому +2

      @@zakbm oh really, was Charlie's fault he had a divorce in the first place? karma is a bitch

    • @MrLoverboy6565
      @MrLoverboy6565 5 років тому +5

      @@cl759 charlie is the reason why he lost everything to judith, but later Alan had a chance to start over by winning a large amount of money, yet he blew it all away in 3 months. s technically Charlie doesn't have to deal with his brother anymore. alan is a leech/sponge who likes to suck off other people, heck even when charlie is gone he made the effort to leech on charlie's replacement which is not even related to him.

  • @cmast615
    @cmast615 4 місяці тому

    From The Start Of The Beginning Of A May 6th 2013 Airing Of Today’s KOFY Airing To Two And A Half Men

  • @ralphmajor1947
    @ralphmajor1947 Рік тому

    Rules to live by in my next lifetime ha ha 😂 way cheaper 😉!

  • @carterpewterschmidt1741
    @carterpewterschmidt1741 8 років тому +87

    LOL who does alan think he is?

    • @MrSmallANDLoud
      @MrSmallANDLoud 5 років тому +6

      Carter Pewterschmidt shut up carter

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 років тому +1

      @@MrSmallANDLoud you shut up, he'd be out on his ass like a flash of lightning irl

    • @598superchris
      @598superchris 4 роки тому +1

      Lidija Cullen shut the fuck up! Alan deserves a lot better!!

    • @jenlindley7780
      @jenlindley7780 4 роки тому +2

      @@598superchris You must be a loser just like him. ..

  • @javedrg1665
    @javedrg1665 4 роки тому +3

    Allan is a moocher

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music 4 роки тому +6

    @0:00/0:01
    Wtf happened?

  • @Theri4444
    @Theri4444 6 років тому +25

    sorry but the audio is out of sync

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 5 років тому +1

      Is better than some of the other TAAHM vids

    • @OscarHernandez18600
      @OscarHernandez18600 3 роки тому +1

      @@mohammedyakub3760 Not really.

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 3 роки тому

      @@OscarHernandez18600 cant remember which videos I was referring to as this was over a year ago but I think there were some that were a lot worse

  • @cdkobrax
    @cdkobrax 3 роки тому +1

    Hello there .

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 Рік тому

    Who knows what color their couch is? Ours is... brown, maybe? But I wouldn't put money on that bet without looking at it.

  • @TheMJKnight
    @TheMJKnight Рік тому

    Am I only one noticing that the audio is not syncing with the video?

  • @brogers_
    @brogers_ 3 роки тому +1

    Dont lie, you looked at your couch! haha

  • @milicalukic2427
    @milicalukic2427 4 роки тому +4

    Which seson/episode is this one?

    • @gpgp4952
      @gpgp4952 4 роки тому +2

      S03E19

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 3 роки тому +1

      "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"

  • @BobJones-te9li
    @BobJones-te9li 5 років тому +1

    Sound is off???

  • @TheGlobalNetworkOfficial
    @TheGlobalNetworkOfficial 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣

  • @b._.k481
    @b._.k481 Рік тому

    Welche Folge ist das?

  • @colmgorman6798
    @colmgorman6798 3 роки тому

    I read it as crotch 😂😂

  • @theyorkshireladyoyo
    @theyorkshireladyoyo 2 роки тому

    I would of kicked Alan out if he moved someone into my house

  • @Jamesthevampire7172
    @Jamesthevampire7172 2 роки тому

    0:30.

  • @geraldmoore46
    @geraldmoore46 2 роки тому

    Wonder if these two are as obnoxious in real life

  • @nataliedelagrandiere4022
    @nataliedelagrandiere4022 8 місяців тому

    Alan is so annoying.