"you can’t eat meat animals are living creatures" You are a animal, like me and anyone, WHY IN THE FVCKING HELL, I will not eat another animal meat??? Life is the survival of the fittest, the actual soyboy manchild generation drives me mad...
I watched a video with a rabid coyote. In the comments someone mentioned a video where a cow supposedly fights 100 coyotes. So naturally I typed "cow vs" and then I saw "cow vs nuclear test" in the bar. And priority shifted immediately.
I typed “1958 teak usa” in order to see if there’s a video of the nuclear explosion of July 31 1958, and this video came up. Hiroshima were 16 kilotons and Teak was 3800.
inverse2k1 All Animals die brutally. Some get eaten while still alive. Some suffer horribly for months or years with diseases or parasites. Some just starve to death. Comparatively, Cows live pretty safe and secure lives in good health and then die very abruptly by a bolt to the head. Its over in an instant.... a death that Nature nearly never affords.
You think that's bad, there's none Declassified video of the Nazis imploding victims in pressure Chambers. There's a whole ton of footage that our government has access to from those camps that we have absolutely zero access to.
It is an outrage and a sad reflection on modernity that this, one of the greatest thread comments in social media history, didn't get thousands of likes.
@@Pablo-vs2kh Oh, no they tested nukes on humans. There's a photo of a group of soldiers at ground zero looking up at a high altitude test. I think one of those men is actually still alive.
Too bad itll get taken down for animal cruelty. That cows upper legs basically sheared out of their sockets. However, we now know what will happen to human legs if a nuke goes off under us. ...and before anyone tries to sound smart by stating, "its a cow, not a human." Yeah, well its called science and conversion factors, not wild fucking guesses and assumptions.
@@MuitoDaora If it kills all bacteria, it is not "a little" radiation 😁 (Not that irradiating biological tissue would actually make it radioactive. If it did, everybody who has received radiotherapy for cancer would become radioactive, too, but they don't.)
Nuclear physicist- “Yes General, the findings were very surprising. This test has advanced our nuclear program twofold!” General- “what happened?” Nuclear physicist- “the cow was completely surprised by the blast and fell down.” General (scratches his head)- “this is what you get paid to do?”
Ah, the days of real science. The 1950-1970 were the best years for tinkering and getting paid. There was no micro-miniature parts, diagrams were hand-drawn, you didn't have 5 managers asking why you're doing X,Y,Z and always paranoid that your research goes even 10 minutes out of scope, no HR department robbing your time with some bullshyt DEI training, just real engineering and job security.
I was on a project for environmental remediation for an old Dow AgroSciences Industrial Site that had to dig up and remove irradiated cows that had been used in nuclear experiments. I wonder if this was one of the cows we had to remove. The ground they were buried was hot, hot, hot, radioactively speaking.
@@Hopperz69 It was northwest of Indianapolis in the old Dow Agropark. All I knew was our guys had to suit up to go into the abandoned area.The cows were put into barrels but they rusted through by the 90s. The radioactive plume was almost 100 yards long. I'm guessing our cows were part of scientific experiments and not related to this.
I turn the channel when news airs animal abuse stories because I hate animal cruelty. But early nuke testing was so wild i didn't think twice when I clicked on this.
A friend of mine participated in 14 nuclear tests in the navy, you are looking at one of them now. Sailors were always part of tests in the pacific. He was 3 miles away at the closest to 300 down wind at the farthest. He died in i think1992 with 3 adult children with normal bodies apparently. He died of a tumor on his kidney no American Dr had ever seen. SO he went to Tokyo and THEY had seen it. His name was Ed Raper. His opinion was "Don't think we can't survive and win a nuclear war". Not sure what the tumors opinion was.
That cow is completely fine. Radiation can't even penetrate 3 feet of dirt, how do you think it'll get through 100 feet? You need a 10psi+ shockwave to get internal damage. If there was a 10psi wave that cow would not be in place, it would be launched
Very interesting and very, very spooky! The first shake seemingly occurs around 4.5 seconds into the video. At around 5.5 seconds, the cow moos in alarm and raises it's left hind leg, as if it's trying to keep it's balance. The dust cloud raises at around the 10 second mark. I wonder why the initial shaking didn't raise the dust. Anybody have any ideas?
Now, I'm now scientist at all, but I have two theories, first one (definitly not it, but was my first thought) : the first shock is right after the explosion, which vaporized a large hole, so everything is dropping down and the dust rises the moment everything reaches its new "settled location". This is obviously not it, because, other than the Shockwave blowing outwards at first meaning the ground can't instantly drop, if it were dropping, the dust would be visible instantly. Second theory, most likely: the first shock you see is the ground, in its entirety getting blown upwards, including the camera which makes it look a bit as if everything is weightless, then everything starts falling, since dust is quite light, it separates from the rest, creating said clouds, which is also why the cow smacks to the ground. Again, not a scientist, not backed by any fact, just giving a shot at understanding the physics of what's happening
The island ground was permanently lifted with something like 3 meters in places. I second the theory, what you see is the ground getting rapidly lifted with the cow getting propelled upwards, and then the ground falls and the cow falls after that. The fog is dust settling slower than the earth under it, so it appears to move up. There are other videos on this channel of such tests, where you can see the equipment containers mounted on huge shock absorbers bouncing around.
@@deildegast Could also be due to the different speeds of P-waves versus S-waves. Earthquakes and nuclear bombs produce fast-moving pressure waves (P-waves) which work in the same way as sound waves, along with much slower-moving shear waves (S-waves) that move side to side. After the nuke is detonated, the P-wave would hit the surface first, but it's the later S-wave which causes a lot more shaking of the ground and probably explains the dust being kicked up.
Was this in Colorado? I seem to remember at least two nuclear tests out on the Grand Mesa Projects Rulison and Rio Blanco. I was in 5th or 6th grade when Rio Blanco was tested. Very controversial in Colorado at the time.
Why does everyone try to be a comedian in the comments section of pretty much every video all the time? Its like theyre literally bots. Always the same quirky lol so random style of zoomer humor. It's so cringey and predictable. Always the same people with their reddit style quirk-chungus type humor. Its insufferable.
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2020: you can’t eat meat animals are living creatures
1960: Cow vs nuke
Laughed way harder than I should have
Old folk wasn't crybabies like the manchilds we stuck in the same time zone
*Has a inventory full of 64 cooked beef*
yeah, back then people werent such lameass pansies.
"you can’t eat meat animals are living creatures"
You are a animal, like me and anyone, WHY IN THE FVCKING HELL, I will not eat another animal meat???
Life is the survival of the fittest, the actual soyboy manchild generation drives me mad...
Scientists "I dunno let's put some cows over it lol"
LMFAO 😂
gotta see what happens if our nukes blow in the silos i guess
Cut the lol.
@@bruno84 idk bruno? That's pretty funny!!!
@@AMG-316 What he said is funny but it would be even funnier if he didn't use the lol and let it for the reader if you know what I mean.
That was so far from anything I was thinking of watching tonight.
UA-cam always know what I want to see
U don't gotta lie
Same 😁
Yup and a little smoking weed lol
Hi
Did anyone actually type this title into the search box?
Never in a million years would I have seen this unless it was recommended.
I watched a video with a rabid coyote. In the comments someone mentioned a video where a cow supposedly fights 100 coyotes. So naturally I typed "cow vs" and then I saw "cow vs nuclear test" in the bar. And priority shifted immediately.
next stop: cow and crocodile funny video
I typed “1958 teak usa” in order to see if there’s a video of the nuclear explosion of July 31 1958, and this video came up.
Hiroshima were 16 kilotons and Teak was 3800.
I searched for nuclear atmosphere and this wa sthe first thing that came up.
I typed in low yeild tactical nuke demonstration to get an idea of what that'd look like 🤷🏻♂️
Imagine you're just being a cow, chilling, doing cow stuff, and then suddenly you just get nuked
LMAO
probebly thought it was a graboid fart.
@@robertboykin1828finally a tremors reference
Japanese people don't have to imagine.
@@xanaxityBut were they talking about Japanese people?
World's most expensive way to tenderise a steak.
@@TURIECFOTO joke... its called a joke...
Donald Trump r/whooosh
An American way to do that
Mr snedie
And you get colon cancer afterwards
And it's unhealthier, just like the American way!
Flipping burgers back in the day.
I wouldn't eat a Radioactive steak . Sorry ( to Ma'am Lady Cow....)/
Yummy radioactive burgers
Omg. 😂
Those were them days.
Russians
No cows were killed... immediately.
I kinda said the same thing... Then I read the comments and saw yours. Fuckin brutal man. 🍻
whising for that bullet
in the end all cows die brutally
inverse2k1 All Animals die brutally. Some get eaten while still alive. Some suffer horribly for months or years with diseases or parasites. Some just starve to death.
Comparatively, Cows live pretty safe and secure lives in good health and then die very abruptly by a bolt to the head. Its over in an instant.... a death that Nature nearly never affords.
Christopher Pardell some animals become literal zombies as parasites take over their body to spread to more animals
Ah yes, answering the age-old question:
"What do cows think of nukes?"
I am fucking livid - Cow
it appears half like it and half dont
I've always wondered
Mmmm..
oo?
9 out of 10 owners said their cows preferred it.
If they're sharing this with the public, just imagine the kinds of creatures they've blown up on film that will never see the light of day.
#ReleaseTheChimpCut
did people get to eat them is the real question.
They nuked hundreds of goats, pigs, and rats in the operation crossroads testing. It saw the light of day, they don’t care.
@@ziphy_6471They had to test the meat on someone.
You think that's bad, there's none Declassified video of the Nazis imploding victims in pressure Chambers.
There's a whole ton of footage that our government has access to from those camps that we have absolutely zero access to.
I've always wanted to go mooclear
Haaaaa
Mahler7 nice 🤣
Shit that was a good one dude
YYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! Literally the best comment I've ever seen!!!! You deserve the Nobel Prize for Literature, not even kidding.
🥵🤯
There are easier ways to tip a cow, but this one's more memorable.
This entire experiment began with the words "I bet..."
Someone was drunk and said " I bet you can't nuke a cow"
Nice name lol
😂🤣💀
If the cow goes down on one side before falling, that's what you call lean beef. When the cow is dead, then its called ground beef.
The Manhattan Project, "Home of The Whoppenheimer"
It is an outrage and a sad reflection on modernity that this, one of the greatest thread comments in social media history, didn't get thousands of likes.
The problem with this joke is that it is probably too intelligent for most people to understand. :-\
XD
@@deanmoncaster oh yeah beat me to it haha
"Now I have become Death, the destroyer of Worlds" --The Bun avadh Gita.
The way the cow starts to float for a second as the ground collapses is crazy
Oh, i thought it was the shockwave pushing upwards
It was at first @@tigadirt
@@tigadirt potato potato. The cow moves relative to the ground. Shockwave pushes the cow. Shockwave pushes the ground.
@@robuu5890 lol, thanks for nothing = P
@@tigadirt "oh i thought it was the shockwave pushing 'upwards'" yea you needed that info bud
"Genetically Enhanced Beef"
verified guy with 6 likes 😂
ha ha.
Glows in the dark and tastes like iron, also canaries tend to die next to it.
The cow was never the same after that. It now watches the ground carefully wherever it goes.
It also has an additional head now as well
I noticed that the cow left the ground immediatly before the device went off. The lights in the background shows that.
@@darrellcook8253 I think it is more accurate to say the ground left the cow.
Yeah its little wonder the cows all went mad. They must think we are monsters.... 😆
It doesn't go anywhere at all because of broken legs
This is how Bethesda makes cows for Fallout. It is sad, but necessary.
*Hey, you. You're finally awake*
When I said "nuke the steak" I meant to put it in the microwave, not to use a nuclear bomb
Microwaving a steak should be a war crime
Dimitri sometimes take it too literally.
Now you say? We spent a billion dollar on the beef, so you eat it!
😂😂😂
@@Harvester_Stallone Sometimes you just gotta do it, son.
"... Seriously guys- has it even passed the Cow Test yet?"
Exactly.
the scientist : "this is funniest shit i've ever seen"
Ha ha tru dat
Today on How It's Made: Brahmins
So much love. 👊🏼
Made my day
Lmfao 🤣
but how did they made centaur?
Bruhmins
Notice: No cow was killed in this demonstration.
That's right, the cow was killed in a slaughter house 42 hours later.
LincolnTek radioactive beef 😂😂
@Hearing.Chanting Remembering.Krsna That was painful to read.
@Hearing.Chanting Remembering.Krsna Don't trust Google Translate.
Ah Yes I want a nice meal of radiated beef
42 years later 😂😂😂 who told you cows live that long 🤣🤣
Waiter: How would you like your steak, Miss...?
Me: Irradiated, please...
Waiter: Say no more...
The kitchen:
@NEPTUNIAN more like the price of your life
Request to kitchen: MAKE IT GLOW!
On site alpha warheads detonating in T-minus 60 seconds
*"wAiT wUt?!!!"*
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Dad: I'll buy you that bike when cows fly! Kid: shows him the video.
I like the "MOoo" sound effect. Also this cow lived a long life after this test and retired to a Russia village near Blentcheia....is nice
They really had to test nukes on EVERYTHING, didn't they?
Yep
They don't test nukes on their own asses i think. In everything else, yes ☹
@@Pablo-vs2kh they did on Indiana Jones
@@Pablo-vs2kh Oh, no they tested nukes on humans. There's a photo of a group of soldiers at ground zero looking up at a high altitude test. I think one of those men is actually still alive.
@@killman369547 ok they are worst that i think...
holy cow...
Cow-awabunga!😂
Mmooooooooooooo
🤣🤣
Who drew that avatar
Goes great with a nuka-cola!
toutagamon and you can get it sooner
*TAST THE FEELING~♡*
nuka-cow
I'll take quantum Nuka Cola over regular. Tastes better and has more Isotopic edge to it.
brings a whole new meaning to "ground" beef.
This is exactly what UA-cam was designed for.
Not exactly, but it is a common sense !!!
Too bad itll get taken down for animal cruelty. That cows upper legs basically sheared out of their sockets. However, we now know what will happen to human legs if a nuke goes off under us.
...and before anyone tries to sound smart by stating, "its a cow, not a human." Yeah, well its called science and conversion factors, not wild fucking guesses and assumptions.
I don't mind a little radiation with my beef
It kills any bacteria 😁
@@MuitoDaora If it kills all bacteria, it is not "a little" radiation 😁 (Not that irradiating biological tissue would actually make it radioactive. If it did, everybody who has received radiotherapy for cancer would become radioactive, too, but they don't.)
@@teromustalahti2903 only neutron radiation makes irradiated materials radioactive. α, β and γ particles do not.
@@lagrangiankid378 Huh, I thought gamma was a ray.
@@garysmith9818 gamma rays are actually highly energetic photons, it's the same thing, rays or particles, both of the perspectives are correct
Often confused with the Salmon test in MS but its actually the Clearwater test in Rainer Mesa Nevada ! Ps thanks for a HD version of this at last
Thank you for the information on what test this was I have been trying to find that out for years.
@@connclark2154 No worries, it took abit of digging to come up with the information .
Nuclear physicist- “Yes General, the findings were very surprising. This test has advanced our nuclear program twofold!”
General- “what happened?”
Nuclear physicist- “the cow was completely surprised by the blast and fell down.”
General (scratches his head)- “this is what you get paid to do?”
Ah, the days of real science. The 1950-1970 were the best years for tinkering and getting paid. There was no micro-miniature parts, diagrams were hand-drawn, you didn't have 5 managers asking why you're doing X,Y,Z and always paranoid that your research goes even 10 minutes out of scope, no HR department robbing your time with some bullshyt DEI training, just real engineering and job security.
What does this nuke and an elevator carrying Amy Schumer have in common?
Both are able to lift a cow.
why does this only have 3 likes?
@@floppychzcake7936 it doesn't
@@deanmoncaster r/noshitsherlock
@@floppychzcake7936 r/woosh
@@deanmoncaster i like how you try to save yourself from stupidity but only make it worse
Slow day at the test range apparently
extreme cow tipping
I was on a project for environmental remediation for an old Dow AgroSciences Industrial Site that had to dig up and remove irradiated cows that had been used in nuclear experiments. I wonder if this was one of the cows we had to remove. The ground they were buried was hot, hot, hot, radioactively speaking.
What areas did you do this ? This was filmed Ranier Mesa NV for context
@@Hopperz69 It was northwest of Indianapolis in the old Dow Agropark. All I knew was our guys had to suit up to go into the abandoned area.The cows were put into barrels but they rusted through by the 90s. The radioactive plume was almost 100 yards long.
I'm guessing our cows were part of scientific experiments and not related to this.
I'm pretty much going to click on anything that begins with "Cow vs..."
I turn the channel when news airs animal abuse stories because I hate animal cruelty. But early nuke testing was so wild i didn't think twice when I clicked on this.
Moe: It’ll flash fry an elk in 30 seconds.
Homer: aw I want it now....
When the beef couldn't fit in your microwave
So THAT's how you beat the Cow Level on Diablo.
Even better than javazon
A friend of mine participated in 14 nuclear tests in the navy, you are looking at one of them now. Sailors were always part of tests in the pacific. He was 3 miles away at the closest to 300 down wind at the farthest. He died in i think1992 with 3 adult children with normal bodies apparently. He died of a tumor on his kidney no American Dr had ever seen. SO he went to Tokyo and THEY had seen it. His name was Ed Raper. His opinion was "Don't think we can't survive and win a nuclear war". Not sure what the tumors opinion was.
That Cow was Mootilated
this started the beef between COWS and NUCLEAR WEAPONS....
Gotta give the cow credit he stood right back up on his hooves.
When? At what minute marker??
He?
Are you assuming it’s gender? Straight to the gulag for you comrade 😁
@@rcnelson Shhh, lets see how long it takes them to figure it out.....
“Cows with guns” just upgraded their weapons
Imagine your entire normal cow life living up to the biggest possible bruh moment
Today, this cow is a superhero.
Cows thought they were getting abducted by aliens.
@techradio That's just what they want you to think.
@techradio Oh yes.
I was going to ask if the cow survived. Then I realized it was probably a moooot point. ☢️
Got em!!
Of course they're ok! Because "Cows believe they can flyyyyyaaaahhhhoooOOOOOOOO!"
lets put this in peoples recomandations
ua-cam.com/video/77qt7dMzkKE/v-deo.html
hahaha forrealz
@@alaiaomanu6318 wtf is this?
At midnight on Christmas, for some reason!
Cow:What Did I Do?
I guess you could say that was a very moo-ving experience.
that´s what i call a "mooclear blast".
Farmer would be a bit pissed off with someone detonating a device under his cow paddock!
Looked like the cow lived, but probably died of cancer a few years later. Love your channel.
I dont think thats quite how radiation and shock waves work, fellas
Either way she mooed her last moo
That cow is completely fine. Radiation can't even penetrate 3 feet of dirt, how do you think it'll get through 100 feet? You need a 10psi+ shockwave to get internal damage. If there was a 10psi wave that cow would not be in place, it would be launched
Legend has it that the cow is still alive.
Thats reall cool. I'm pretty sure the cow survived as well.
“Ambatublow” - The Ground for no reason
Fun fact. This took place at a place called half moon creek...
Should be renamed to half moo creek.
The way the ground just becomes ash is so eerie...
Dust kicked up when the shockwave passed, not ash
I'm not the only one who saw that cow start to levitate...right?
I figured the ground collapsed below the testing area there. Then I saw some other theories posted too.
You can see the cow's cow'n'fission
.....and the cow flew over the moon
Very interesting and very, very spooky! The first shake seemingly occurs around 4.5 seconds into the video. At around 5.5 seconds, the cow moos in alarm and raises it's left hind leg, as if it's trying to keep it's balance. The dust cloud raises at around the 10 second mark. I wonder why the initial shaking didn't raise the dust. Anybody have any ideas?
Now, I'm now scientist at all, but I have two theories, first one (definitly not it, but was my first thought) : the first shock is right after the explosion, which vaporized a large hole, so everything is dropping down and the dust rises the moment everything reaches its new "settled location". This is obviously not it, because, other than the Shockwave blowing outwards at first meaning the ground can't instantly drop, if it were dropping, the dust would be visible instantly.
Second theory, most likely: the first shock you see is the ground, in its entirety getting blown upwards, including the camera which makes it look a bit as if everything is weightless,
then everything starts falling, since dust is quite light, it separates from the rest, creating said clouds, which is also why the cow smacks to the ground.
Again, not a scientist, not backed by any fact, just giving a shot at understanding the physics of what's happening
@@blizzard3457 vaporized doesn't imply vacuum, it implies high pressure
The island ground was permanently lifted with something like 3 meters in places. I second the theory, what you see is the ground getting rapidly lifted with the cow getting propelled upwards, and then the ground falls and the cow falls after that. The fog is dust settling slower than the earth under it, so it appears to move up. There are other videos on this channel of such tests, where you can see the equipment containers mounted on huge shock absorbers bouncing around.
@@deildegast Could also be due to the different speeds of P-waves versus S-waves. Earthquakes and nuclear bombs produce fast-moving pressure waves (P-waves) which work in the same way as sound waves, along with much slower-moving shear waves (S-waves) that move side to side. After the nuke is detonated, the P-wave would hit the surface first, but it's the later S-wave which causes a lot more shaking of the ground and probably explains the dust being kicked up.
I'm pretty sure this is slow motion and the sound is added. Total real duration of the video is probably 2 or 3 seconds.
This is the most brutal thing I’ve seen
Wait. I want to see the whole thing. You know there’s more.
Behold the invention of atomic milkshake...
Best way to tan leather.
And that's how "Mega Cow" - the newest addition to Marvel Universe - got her start.
I got this in my recommended after watching a video on India
Why this is a recommended....
*Anyways i like it*
Waiter, I asked for medium rare.
How did I get here?
Yes, I'd like to order a Double Quarter Pounder with extra Nuclear Radiation.
Science question: what happens when a nuke goes off under a cow?
Scientific conclusion: It loses it's balance.
That was expensive.
That's wild
yes it is
No, that's domestic.
I'll show myself out.
Soviets: how the cow will react upon attacked by a nuclear weapon..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clearly you can say it's a well done steak.
Better than cow tipping
Pre microwaved meat.
@Daemon Hauyer Well, I meant it was microwaved before you got it but yeah, it's post microwaved now.
Was this in Colorado? I seem to remember at least two nuclear tests out on the Grand Mesa Projects Rulison and Rio Blanco. I was in 5th or 6th grade when Rio Blanco was tested. Very controversial in Colorado at the time.
I think it was "Salmon site" in Missisippi.
Actually it was new york city right in central park
We can only wish it had been a little closer to the surface. ;-)@@Fartucus
Its Rainer Mesa
No point crying over spilt milk.
Oooof!
You sir ,have my respect
Nuked beef.
lol.....
This is a reflection of the character and nature of Human beings.
That sound effect was straight off my childhood Fisher-Price "...the cow says..." farm-animals sounds thing.
Well done, they pranked that cow 😅
that's not fair, she didn't see it cowming
This is animal cruelty
no this is SCIENCE
@@veeveri No, This is patrick!
Well, apparently it’s not illegal to nuke a cow
This is your tax dollars at work
Science: Sorry, I can't hear ya?? I'm busy collecting the data.
Me: Ok that's enough internet for today.
UA-cam: cow vs underground nuclear blast.
Me: I'm intrigued.
Did we REALLY need the cringey sound effects?
Yes. They are mandatory.
Now I understand the album 'Atom heart mother'.
I'd rather have fission chips.
Why does everyone try to be a comedian in the comments section of pretty much every video all the time?
Its like theyre literally bots. Always the same quirky lol so random style of zoomer humor. It's so cringey and predictable.
Always the same people with their reddit style quirk-chungus type humor. Its insufferable.
😂
like fr. it's so tiring atp
It's mostly 28 year old Millennials trying to be "edgy"...
ong fr fr im wit u on dat m8 but lol did u see da cow?
"How would you like your steak sir?"
"5 kilotons please"
Just spent 10 minutes of my coffee break reading the comments. They're awesome.
If I ate irradiated beef, would I gain the proportional strength and agility of a cow?
A stark example of human superiority compared to other organisms on this 1 planet.
Cow: "Now that was mooooooving...."
Vegans: You can’t kill animals for human gain!
1960s US Government: Hold my beer.