@@joejingojack it's hits because it sets up to like she is as sweet as ice cream. The misdirection and the fact that talking about race and color is taboo makes the punchline just hit yk
@@martinacosta3821 Ok, well... Thinking about it again, I think I consider myself to be a great relationship partner, if I ever enter one, I'll be awesome :)
During a breakup your emotions are on a roller coaster. There's like an infinite number of highs and lows, but eventually everything stabilizes. And that is the sine of one over ex.
@@stephenzhang3825 Honestly, this isn't really a pun since it is joking about the behavior of the graph of sin(x^-1) not the notation of the equation of the graph. Very few math jokes really go past joking about the notation.
Pain. My ex keeps making me feel guilty and that everything is my fault and she did nothing wrong. Honestly, if you’re hurting from guilt, I doubt you are in the wrong.
@@paulavu9946 i’m absolutely in the wrong, it wasn’t out of malice she was the most important thing in the world to me at the time but i was an idiot and maintained lies out of embarrassment and laziness and it destroyed us. I think abt her every day i’ve already turned down someone else who was interested in me because i don’t feel comfortable being someone’s girlfriend again because i think i’m going to hurt them no matter how conscious i am about trying not to.
Okay, but seriously, I'm still friends with one of my exes a decade later, and I stayed over at their place for a few days just last week. They have a partner, and we all hang out and play board games together.
yea but thats a decade later. I doubt I'd mind an ex of a decade staying over, though I would be suspicious of an ex staying over that's no further back than the duration of the relationship.
@@vladraduandrei5227 ya, that's definitely not the case. I want her to be happy and healthy, and she wants the same for me; but we couldn't provide that for eachother, so we support one another towards achieving those ends. It wasn't an easy breakup by any stretch of the imagination, but we agreed to make an effort to remain friends in spite of the heartbreak. It honestly is pretty refreshing to have eachother's support without any kind of romantic or sexual wants and expectations muddying the waters.
I’m the type to remove any reminder of her while I work on myself after a break up. There’s no point in feeling sorry for yourself, and I would have to much self respect to keep chasing after someone who doesn’t feel the same way as me.
First "What you guys think about movie in first date?" then "What if we talk with people like in reddit" now "different types of people in breakup" It's all coming together..
"Oh, I should totally sleep with her best friend!" "I'M dating her best friend." ". . . I need a favor." "No." "You can be in the room." "DUDE." Help I'm crying
I'm more of the guy who even though we broke up I'd rather we workout our friendship and heal any bad blood between us but keep it personal and not private. I can still say I love my ex girlfriends Yeah our relationship didnt work out but it's cool I respected them as people. I'm the kind of guy who has to be friends for months and even years until I consider getting intimate with them so sex is very rarely on my mind, the trust and respect we have for eachother is way more important. I actually have had girls approach me sexually and I turned them down and made sure they understood it wasnt because I didnt find them attractive it was because I havent grown to trust them enough before I could let them have my body in that way.
Damn, always nice to see other demisexuals that don't just care about worthless sex. I think the world would be a much better place if everyone shared such views and only got into physically intimate relationships with friends they emotionally close with. Its unfortunate we're exceptions but I applaud you for being a rare gem and not allowing society's expectations/norms to destroy that.
I'm going to add a part to this just for people to see and understand what I'm talking about. One of my previous girlfriends and I had 10 dates and that night I told her I was ready, she asked me ready for what? I said I'm inviting you to my home I'd like to cook you dinner. We didn't have sex that night i was showing her we had crossed a boundary in our relationship and i was showing her my private life. I showed her things like my telescope, which I care for more then myself, I've never let anyone put their hands on it till that day. We went outside and I showed her Jupiter and Mars. We had a few drinks and talked all night never getting physical with eachother. It wasnt until 3 days after that she told me she was ready and invited me to her home and made me dinner and showed me her various collections of novels and records, something she held very dear to her. It wasnt until 4 dates that we both told eachother we were ready and even still we did not have sex we just took off our clothes and made out and I ended up eating her out. But we both realized we weren't ready and like another 4 dates after that we finally had sex.
I have a best friend. We dated for like a week, went out to eat once, and then went back to being friends. Just didn't work. I honestly just felt relief after it was over and we got back to normal XD Neither of us are in a relationship though
Lots of people are in the same boat.... including me 😂 I move on but then don't but then do, it's just a back and forth and at this point slowly but surely it's getting better.
You missed the isolationist: Cuts contact from not only their ex but all friends and family and rots away for 6-8 months then shows back up acting like nothing happened.
Just wanna say that i love your videos even if not all of them get the most views I feel like these videos should have a million or more views again i really enjoy watching Please keep up the good work
You missed the one: the Just Tired one. My first breakup was just me being tired and not wanting to handle the bullshit of single-handedly carrying a relationship with someone who was cheating. No anger, just tired and wanted to move on
1:40 Because they're friends. In what way is this anything like a kidnapping? If the breakup was like... *really* bad ok, sure, but come on. I hate the stigma around just being friends with an ex. If you're not still friends afterward I feel like something must've gone horribly wrong to the point where one of the people involved should really have realised that the relationship should just never have started to begin with. Edit: ok he kinda mentions it afterward but the "voice of reason" character still said it as if it were a normal thing to think without the context that was added later.
I'm sure there's a part of you that thinks it sucks that your more intellectual channel isn't doing as well as this more viral one. I feel ya. But gotta say this content is pretty funny so keep up the good work!
I’m a mix of the first and third one. We are close friends and honestly, I don’t see a problem with that (although lmao sleeping over yeah hell Nah) but when she first called it off I reacted almost exactly like the first one but instead of partying, I turned on my tv, and binged more stranger things then is healthy.
“What was here middle name?” “Perfection”
“Vanilla ice cream reminds me of her”
“How?” “She’s white”
Lmao these were really funny imo
Lol that one was my favorite
dude 😂
The punchline just hit lmao
Dude, this is the stupidest joke I've ever heard. You guys are degens
@@joejingojack it's hits because it sets up to like she is as sweet as ice cream. The misdirection and the fact that talking about race and color is taboo makes the punchline just hit yk
The ice cream joke was so fucking perfect they should teach that to every aspiring comedian.
Fr😂
don't forget the Jello joke
I can relate- had something happen with my online boyfriend and 10 months later I’m still getting thoughts..
I'm here to learn how to react when I finally get into a relationship and end up getting broken up with...
I felt that
Same lol
26 years and i have no idea how to start one, but i have prepared a lot for the broken up part
@@martinacosta3821 EEYYY, my man! Same here lmaooo
@@martinacosta3821 Ok, well... Thinking about it again, I think I consider myself to be a great relationship partner, if I ever enter one, I'll be awesome :)
What about the one who immediately gets in shape just to flex
Lol, it's me lmao
In my imaginary world
@@williammouthfitondeeznutz8733 * *
Want a breakup just for that lol
That was me. I didn’t do it just to flex. though. I did it because I hated my self back then.
Zyzz mode
You forgot one:
The one that is so glad the relationship is over and swears to not date for the rest of his lifetime.
me
Don't call me out like that XD
Then there's the rare few who actually mean it.
Love your profile picture and name.
There is also the unfazed one too
My wife's boyfriend thought this video was hilarious!! Chad has good taste in comedy
Wait what
hold up
wait a minute
hmmmm
😆
Ayo-
"Best of luck to you too". I like that!
He appears!
How why are u in every comment section
Of course your here why not
My guy you have way too much time in your hands like WAY too much
How's your? Ray
During a breakup your emotions are on a roller coaster. There's like an infinite number of highs and lows, but eventually everything stabilizes. And that is the sine of one over ex.
LOL this is actually a genius pun
@@stephenzhang3825 Thank you.
Brilliant. 10/10.
@@chaikajpeg2842 It's too brilliant. Normally I get crickets, but this audience is on it.
@@stephenzhang3825 Honestly, this isn't really a pun since it is joking about the behavior of the graph of sin(x^-1) not the notation of the equation of the graph. Very few math jokes really go past joking about the notation.
"So is jello." 😂 I'm dying
Dead kennedys werent the same without him
Je lo Jennifer Lopez
YAAASSS 🤣🤣🤣
I'm all in for these daily uploads.
Yeah, I wonder how many he's prepared. It seems like a good startegy
I fear about his mental health. He seriously needs some rest. No one can keep up this pace without going under sooner or later!
same!!
It's an advent calendar. So till Christmas.
Indeed.
- What was her middle name?
- Perfection.
Genius.
🤣🤣🤣
After all he can't reach Perfection.
This vanilla ice cream reminds me of her...
Plot twist that is really her middle name
2:12 on behalf of everyone that has been in this situation thank you for saying "fuck you" to that guy on all of our behalf's, Zack.
Was looking this comment to give it a like.
Fan theory: these daily uploads are all just a big ploy for him to create more opportunities to flex on us with his new girlfriend
Haha new....
i’m the one who blames themself and spirals into a hole of guilt regret and self hatred for 8 months
Oh heck, right there with you
Pain. My ex keeps making me feel guilty and that everything is my fault and she did nothing wrong. Honestly, if you’re hurting from guilt, I doubt you are in the wrong.
@@paulavu9946 i’m absolutely in the wrong, it wasn’t out of malice she was the most important thing in the world to me at the time but i was an idiot and maintained lies out of embarrassment and laziness and it destroyed us. I think abt her every day i’ve already turned down someone else who was interested in me because i don’t feel comfortable being someone’s girlfriend again because i think i’m going to hurt them no matter how conscious i am about trying not to.
@@collesque5045 I feel that. Everyday it hurts for me too and she blocked me on everything because she found someone else. Keep your chin up.
just like me
in my imagination
Missed the guy who drops everything and starts working out at the gym for like 3 consecutive months and changes himself into an alpha
yeah man me too :D
and literaly no one cares
@@vladraduandrei5227
Hahaha!!! 😆
How do you know who I am?!!?! Also it's been 6 months now
lazy scranton the electric city
"I should totally sleep with her best friend"
"I'm dating her best friend"
"I need a favour"
"No!"
"You can be in the room"
"DUDE!"
Comedy Gold
That’s the one that got me
Depressing but accurate. 😂😂😂. Also brought to you by Florida Natural Orange Juice, Jack Daniels, Breyer's Ice Cream, and Jello.
Zach is killing it with these sketches
Zach is going insane with these daily uploads.. love the videos.. 💜
I have been depressed for weeks from mine and today feeling terrible again, glad to see this call me out 😂😂
Same, but good luck to you! Hope you start feeling better!
Me... Me too, dude... Yet I still hope that I'll fix everything...
Sorry to hear about that, try to stay strong
go to gym, release rage
@@blitziam2105 Nice advice but we don't have a gym here only a stack of 50 kilos of rice.
"She was white"
Holy shit that actually made me laugh
I've been all of these with separate break-ups and all of these in a single break-up...except the guy that calls 42 times 5 years later.
I think good old Zach started dating. What do we say peeps
Yeah that woman has made 2 appearances. Looks serious lol
Okay, but seriously, I'm still friends with one of my exes a decade later, and I stayed over at their place for a few days just last week. They have a partner, and we all hang out and play board games together.
yea but thats a decade later. I doubt I'd mind an ex of a decade staying over, though I would be suspicious of an ex staying over that's no further back than the duration of the relationship.
Everything has its exceptions, I think this video was just listing the general consensus
Wtf
weird, you probably never loved her
@@vladraduandrei5227 ya, that's definitely not the case. I want her to be happy and healthy, and she wants the same for me; but we couldn't provide that for eachother, so we support one another towards achieving those ends. It wasn't an easy breakup by any stretch of the imagination, but we agreed to make an effort to remain friends in spite of the heartbreak.
It honestly is pretty refreshing to have eachother's support without any kind of romantic or sexual wants and expectations muddying the waters.
I would be “depressed”. But also that ice cream joke is fucking hilarious.
"The one who didn't know the other person thought they were in a relationship until they got dumped."
You really deserve every bit of appreciation you get. Daily uploads must be hard. How do you manage?
Maybe he had the ideas already
@@pavan__226 who knows maybe
@@chrissy.v I’m guessing he’s been saving these in the back in time for the Holiday ads
wonderful!
you really make it seem like two different people are talking to each other!
not to mention your creativity is crazy good!
"I mean she's fun and cool..."
"So is Jell-o whats your point"
I'M DYING
You forgot the one who doesn't care.
I need a man like Shrek. Shrek is love Shrek is life woke something deep
Im getting slight Ryan Higa vibes from these types of vids. Love it. Haven’t seen this type of vid in a long while
1:14 now that I look back on it I am proud to have stopped that from happening in my life before it could occur
Zach is killing it!!!
I know way too many “still basically together” guys. I basically have just written people in general off and am much happier for it.
Zach is amazing at playing idiots and douchbags in the most comedic way possible
actually he is the idiot and douchbag but whatever you say. lol. it wasnt that funny.
Should have did the one where he/she calls a week after breakup and states “I’ve changed, I’ve evolved and learned from my mistakes”
Goes from the OJ to the whiskey as soon as he hears the news, mad respect bro.
why ? alcohol doesn t make it better at all, it just makes it worse and at best it represses your feelings and makes you feel worse in the long run
Bro you're my everything these past days
0:38 That absolutely killed me. The “sup” was perfectly delivered
And the cutie is just so tickled to be in the skit.
The children-being-abducted joke was hilarious😂
I’m the type to remove any reminder of her while I work on myself after a break up. There’s no point in feeling sorry for yourself, and I would have to much self respect to keep chasing after someone who doesn’t feel the same way as me.
3:13 genuinely rolling😂😂 ‘I need a favor’ ‘u can be in the room’ hhahhaa 😂
the chemistry he has with himself is legit inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know someone who is the last one, and the 3rd one at the same time. Worst part is, she actually can get someone new right after
Red Shirt Zach really the voice of reason in these trying times.
As someone who's never been in a relationship, I see this as an absolute win
I absolutely would watch a whole full length movie of Zach star just talking to himself
The types of middle aged daters online:
1. The needs a joint income dater.
First "What you guys think about movie in first date?"
then "What if we talk with people like in reddit"
now "different types of people in breakup"
It's all coming together..
Hey way to pump out content like this. It’s pretty incredible.
Zach is a sketch comic legend
Who else loved “it’s 2:00 Pm, I have work soon”
Making our friendship work, sleeping over at her place 😂😂😂
How can you keep up this level of humour? I'm seriously intrigued. :O
"Am I alive right now?" Nearly fell off my chair.
Yeah that one got me too
"Oh, I should totally sleep with her best friend!"
"I'M dating her best friend."
". . . I need a favor."
"No."
"You can be in the room."
"DUDE."
Help I'm crying
how are you making so many sketches this quickly? keep em coming!
Still one of the most accurate videos after a year
that 🔫 prop is my favourite part of all these videos.
the “Vanilla ice cream reminds me of her” and the "i need a favour" killed me
Aw man,
I really need a video where I can feel related to, please
You forgot the one that literally just goes back to their regular life.
I'm more of the guy who even though we broke up I'd rather we workout our friendship and heal any bad blood between us but keep it personal and not private. I can still say I love my ex girlfriends Yeah our relationship didnt work out but it's cool I respected them as people. I'm the kind of guy who has to be friends for months and even years until I consider getting intimate with them so sex is very rarely on my mind, the trust and respect we have for eachother is way more important. I actually have had girls approach me sexually and I turned them down and made sure they understood it wasnt because I didnt find them attractive it was because I havent grown to trust them enough before I could let them have my body in that way.
Damn, always nice to see other demisexuals that don't just care about worthless sex. I think the world would be a much better place if everyone shared such views and only got into physically intimate relationships with friends they emotionally close with. Its unfortunate we're exceptions but I applaud you for being a rare gem and not allowing society's expectations/norms to destroy that.
@@beskamir5977 I didnt even know there was a term for it thank you for commenting
I'm going to add a part to this just for people to see and understand what I'm talking about. One of my previous girlfriends and I had 10 dates and that night I told her I was ready, she asked me ready for what? I said I'm inviting you to my home I'd like to cook you dinner. We didn't have sex that night i was showing her we had crossed a boundary in our relationship and i was showing her my private life. I showed her things like my telescope, which I care for more then myself, I've never let anyone put their hands on it till that day. We went outside and I showed her Jupiter and Mars. We had a few drinks and talked all night never getting physical with eachother. It wasnt until 3 days after that she told me she was ready and invited me to her home and made me dinner and showed me her various collections of novels and records, something she held very dear to her. It wasnt until 4 dates that we both told eachother we were ready and even still we did not have sex we just took off our clothes and made out and I ended up eating her out. But we both realized we weren't ready and like another 4 dates after that we finally had sex.
I have a best friend. We dated for like a week, went out to eat once, and then went back to being friends.
Just didn't work. I honestly just felt relief after it was over and we got back to normal XD Neither of us are in a relationship though
you forgot the one that lowered their standards just to get a gf and then got broken up with only to rebound with a literal goddess 💪🏻
im gonna actually die if i'm the second one in the list
One of the few UA-camrs I can binge watch videos
For me it was take a nearly 2 hour shower and then sleep until the next day, never thought of her again
On the 18th day of Christmas Zac Star gave me the: a video about post break up
Thanks for the c cups shout out. Ds are great but I respect a man who acknowledges the cs lol 😆
“This vanilla ice cream reminds me of her.”
“How?”
“She was super vanilla.”
22:28 the camera shaking, the vertical format, idk if this is laziness or attention to detail
damn bro 22 minutes on a 4 minute video
Maybe that's because he wanted to.. maybe... represent someone using their phone to record a video
The latter, bruh
2:28
The one who has never been in a relationship to begin with…
me
EYYY, I'm on the same boat. How come I never saw you yet?!
@@sirbughunter Well, it’s actually quite a big boat with all kinds of people
Sup homies
Me an AroAce: same
Lots of people are in the same boat.... including me 😂
I move on but then don't but then do, it's just a back and forth and at this point slowly but surely it's getting better.
You missed the isolationist: Cuts contact from not only their ex but all friends and family and rots away for 6-8 months then shows back up acting like nothing happened.
Just wanna say that i love your videos even if not all of them get the most views
I feel like these videos should have a million or more views
again i really enjoy watching
Please keep up the good work
Last one was just Scott Pilgrim
Man is desperate enough to use the magic word but still failed miserably.
1:14 was me more or less lmao.
I thought I had watched all your videos but apparently there's a couple I hadn't seen
I honestly believe Zach just always has this mood that has a comedic line to say.
I realized this after one month. I literally felt nothing on that period but after a month I started to realize my mistakes.
You missed the one: the Just Tired one. My first breakup was just me being tired and not wanting to handle the bullshit of single-handedly carrying a relationship with someone who was cheating. No anger, just tired and wanted to move on
I can't believe I only just found this channel. I love this so much
1:40
Because they're friends.
In what way is this anything like a kidnapping? If the breakup was like... *really* bad ok, sure, but come on. I hate the stigma around just being friends with an ex. If you're not still friends afterward I feel like something must've gone horribly wrong to the point where one of the people involved should really have realised that the relationship should just never have started to begin with.
Edit: ok he kinda mentions it afterward but the "voice of reason" character still said it as if it were a normal thing to think without the context that was added later.
0:24 "It's 2 30 in the afternoon" bro i watched that at exactly 2 30 in the afternoon, what a coincidence.
Oh dang it's 2:30 rn
Another great video my man.
"I should sleep with her best friend!"
"I'm dating her best friend."
"....I need a favor."
"No." 😂
these are just all my different phases tbh
You forgot the guy that doesnt care at all, or the guy thats happy that the relationship is over
That was hilarious! I love the friend's reactions to all the stupidity! 😂👍✌
that suit change transition was so smooth
I can't imagine UA-cam without u.
I like the first one. Now that's an example to follow!
Him: I need a favor
Roomate: No
Him: You can be *in the room*
Roomate:DUDE
I like to imagine that all the roommates are actually the same person and they’re going insane or something
"On behalf of everyone on this planet,
Fuck you."
Favourite relatable part
Where is the:
“The one that broke up long ago, still cries about it and refuses to move on”
I'm sure there's a part of you that thinks it sucks that your more intellectual channel isn't doing as well as this more viral one. I feel ya. But gotta say this content is pretty funny so keep up the good work!
The ones I've been
Denial, make the ex jealous, relationship junkie, depressed, get back together
The ones I am now
Denial and depressed
Calls his friend's girlfriend...
Friend: "Hang up now!"
I’m a mix of the first and third one. We are close friends and honestly, I don’t see a problem with that (although lmao sleeping over yeah hell Nah) but when she first called it off I reacted almost exactly like the first one but instead of partying, I turned on my tv, and binged more stranger things then is healthy.