I'm glad steve harvey is using his platform to spread love and tolerance for people with different beliefs than him. great guy. just a great guy who is also an expert on biology (specifically primates)
The worst part isn't that he announced the wrong winner or spelled their countries names wrong. The worst part is that they invited him back to the 2017 Miss Universe!! Mind-blowing stuff guys.
+Ethan and Hila Where's your mustache, Hila?! If you really wanted to bust this meme you'd grow a dank soup strainer. If there are mustaches, how are there still beards? Checkmate!
Speed Cube Sam Hes a funny guy and some interviews where hes talking about his a bit more extreme believs doesnt make him bad, there are people that have much more shit.
+Mazaker just because there are worse people than Steve Harvey doesn't mean his blatant ignorance and idiotic beliefs don't make him a shitty person. Especially since he's well known and influential to some he could be spreading his ignorance, which makes him even worse in my mind.
@@jellie1188 moral compass uses your ethics to guide it. A moral barometer is a meter stick done measures the moral intensity of your rap bars. Different instruments.
+LinkForEmperor +Whileyouwerereadingthislongnameirapedyournan thanks bbs, ( btw my nan quite enjoyed the experience and would like some more "rumpy pumpy" as she calls it )
Isn't naming a "Miss Universe" a bit presumptuous of us? I think a "Miss Solar System" is the farthest we can safely go, while still being politically correct and respectful of potential hypothetical candidates from extrasolar alien species.
+Dumbfoundead CSGO you see you can only be filled with so much good and so much evil. The moral barometer measures the pressure of your good and evil. Steve harvey allowed Jesus in which increased the pressure of all the good in him, BUT he still had all that evil in him. He had to expel and get rid of all that evil pressure by cheating though. So now he is mostly full of good Jesus air. I think that is how it works right?
+Austin Arnold when was I implying that? Your beliefs do not justify how you act at all. I know a lot of atheists that are great people. But Catholics that are just the opposite.
Why do we have domestic dogs when we still have wolves. Stupid science, Jesus put them there. Your world becomes so complicated when your view of life is like living in a doll house and having a little girl rule and create everything.
+Yousef Majali Yeah well when your consciousness resigns to the abyss we'll both see nothing, as we won't have any sort of means to feel or think anything! Checkmate, Majali.
Z zzz, aww I thought the moon landing was real. dang it! I also thought when I looked up at night I saw stars that were in space. I realize that there is a very high chance that a random bearded man got super powers, created everything, and is now floating in heaven watching everyone’s life and making sure millions of people die of hunger and natural disasters that god has created. Luckily a completely believable book was found that told the story of how all of this happened and there is no possibility that it was actually a fiction book. No, no, that’s completely absurd! What does the Big Bang theory have going for it? Centuries of scientific work? Ha! Nothing compared to this book that someone wrote, Harry Potter is another great book that shows how magic is real! Oh wait that’s just a book showing an imaginary world that the author created. In reality, people believe in religions because they want to believe that someone is helping them, making sure they stay safe, and are successful. Which is completely fine, but now religion in general just creates problems. Churches stealing money from people corrupt priests and violence because of conflicting religion. Believe in what you want to keep yourself sane but don’t flip out because someone doesn’t believe in the same thing as you.
Z zz I'm sure there's some just wonderful looking math behind that 10^52 calculation, but I have some bad news for you. There are approximately 10^80 atoms in the universe. 10^52 compared to 10^80 might as well be zero. Think about it this way; 10^2 is 100, right? And 10^6 is 1 million. There are only 4 orders of magnitude difference between those numbers (2 versus 6 in the power position). What's 1 million minus 100? Pretty much a million. Now compare 10^80 to 10^52 with 28 orders of magnitude difference. That would be like subtracting 10^-22 which is close to the atomic scale in size, from 1 million.
Z zz Not all atheist believe they are better than people who believe in religion, just the assholes. I for one respect all religions even though I don't believe in any written religion. My religion is just not be a dick to people, and let people do what they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone or thing. I personally don't believe there's a guy upstairs watching my every move in case I fuck up, but if you do I respect it, more power to you. Just don't bash on all atheists because assholes make us look like inconsiderate and closeminded pieces of shit. And when you hate on atheists you are just as bad as those who hate on religion.
+MsDeidrick my belief is to not let people believe in things except for my self so by telling me to respect and let everyone have their own belief is going against my belief so this counteracts your statement.
@@boxcarbandit2098 the dudes an actual astrophysicist lmao he must've said something once that hurt your feelings cuz damn dude ur on one with that comment. Who cares if he happens to be well liked in the public eye. Also, I hate liberal b.s and I see nothing of the sort coming from him. In fact I can't think of anything political-like coming from him at all other than climate change shit but if you don't believe in that there's no helping you anyway
I didn't watch the original because I knew the cringe level was going to be too much for me (I'm pretty weak tbh). But now you uploaded it so I guess I have to watch it. Tell my family I love them because I'm likely to die of asphyxiation caused by my face turning inside out due to cringing.
I don't see comments complaining about people complaining about religion. All I see are comments complaining about people complaining about comments complaining about relegion.
One of me mates once told me, when his mum was drunk she told his dad, if they didn’t have kids she’d Divorce him and that’s still not as savage as that.
Religion is all about creating false barriers between people and creating a 'collective identity.' That's why European imperial powers would send missionaries to almost all the countries they wanted to control, because it was like pulling them into their collective identity or world view without outright conquering them
I never understood the "If you're atheist where are your morals and why are you being a good person?" logic. It's more courageous to be a good person to simply BE A GOOD PERSON rather than do it in hopes of pleasing God and going to heaven.
It’s like those religious people who think being gay is a choice because they definitely struggle with the big gay and they think every man has temptations to sleep with men and that they’re just too weak to fight them.
Anna Belke You’re right however an atheist simply “being a good person” still had those morals put into their brain, whether it be by religion, society, the law, etc. They don’t just do it because they are somehow perfect beings that do good without expecting a reward.
Christians dont do the right thing just to "please God". A person does whats right because they can relate to their human counterparts. "I wouldnt want to be screwed out, why would I screw this guy out", or, "Id want this if I were in his/her position, so Ill do it for you, because I understand". Its called being a decent human being. And pleasing God is the cherry on top. It makes a person feel even better to know theyre paying back something that was afforded to them by their greatest and loving Benefactor. Its no different than "making ya mama proud". Knowing whats pleasing to God is also encouraging for individuals to go the extra mile that most human beings would shy away in the face of certain evils. Like putting yourself in harms way to accomplish something most humans would turn away from. Doing stuff that goes beyond "just being a nice guy". Because theres alot of things, during times of war, or famine, or other great terrible things, that any human being with senses would feel great distress under. You guys twist things to make Christians sound so terrible. This world is so antiChristian nowadays, its sad. History is rich with countless Christian causes always reaching out to help countless communities, and you guys nitpick to locate every negative event or detail and focus on that, making it the primary focus. I understand identifying flaws and focusing on them to eliminate them, but you guys arent looking at it like that. You guys take the negative, the bad apples, and you paint all of Christianity to be like that... You guys are wrong for that.
I think Ethan is the first person I've heard say this, but yes. Thinking that belief in God and listening to the bible makes you a morally good person, is utterly insulting. To both parties. Insulting to religious people because it is basically saying they are mindless people with evil urges that would be happening if not for God. And for non-Christian people for basically being told they are incapable of being good because they don't believe in God. Well let me slam something down here. Christians are good people and get a reward at the end of this road we call life, eternal happiness in heaven(I got reason to believe heaven would be boring as fuck with no challenge in your life, ever, but that's just me) but then non-Christian people are just good because they want to be. There is no reward besides the satisfaction of being a good person, no reward at the end of life, just death. Because people will remember us for the good deeds we did, and the great person we were, for no reason other than because we wanted to. And fuck you Steve Harvey for even considering saying you have a good moral barometer when you've cheated on your three wives and gotten divorced all three times.
Kirk Findlay everyone dies, therefore everyone can be happy and have a good life, our existence is really meaningless in itself, however it is up to us to find our own meaning by surrounding ourselves with good people who care for us. I don't believe in God at all but I think that our morals come from cultural norms that changed over time, they aren't morals, just expected behaviours. Believe whatever you want but in the end "God" "Jesus" "our lord" is all made by humans. It's almost like a child who comes up with imaginary friends, they aren't real and they know this, and you know this because it came from their own imagination
Stop with the bullshit.. stop with the "You are like that, this group is like that, and that other group is like that!". Atheist are still Human.. Mostly Scientists are Atheists btw.
Max Fischer Ok, no. How can you compare something like God and Jesus to an "imaginary friend"? You might've not experienced anything spiritual, but others have, and telling them that their beliefs are "childish" is a little offensive.
Kimmeh Boo Boo I believe in the devil but I don't kill babies I also believe I'm part walking fish and think all plants must be illegal and we should cut down trees because the litter and poison ivy disturbs the peace but I haven't cheated on my good loyal 10 year old who I love with my soul
+Desolation I wasn't even saying anything to you go somewhere els btw it didn't sound sarcastic maybe I'm not immature enough, I should drop down a couple levels down so I can understand your type
It's kinda cute though that you can just physically see the real winner thinking about miss colombia, so it's simultaneously her happiest, and saddest day ever. You can just see it.. Good on her. But sad in the end i guess? Whatever. Fuck these troll competitions based on genetics.
Njiggasynthesis why? It's not like these women are forced to participate, and if women want a competition based off of non physical features nothing is stopping them.
Eating 10,000 calories a day isn't genetics. The competition definitely has a factor for genetics but thats not everything. Then again, I hate pageants.
+JaclynGlenn Almost as amazing as an atheist hating the word "god" enough to make retarded videos wherein she bitches and whines about said word. Did I mention the incessant ebegging?
One of two things, do you believe in free will? If you say yes, you have to believe in god. Secondly, if evolution is true, answer this, why has no other species evolved to have the ability to reason or better yet why has no apes evolved?
@@bornfree8073 some species can reason and apes have evolved... Proof? Us and our matching DNA that's shared between us and their species and the fossils showing our growth from them into our own straight backed species. Also, how would you believe in God if you believe in free will, it also depends on how you think of free will.
religious or not, "if you have to bully, hurt, or kill to prove your morals, then you have no morals to prove."-I don't remember who said this but they're right.
Radical Muslim honestly as a Muslim my self I couldn't care less what Americans think of us. At this point being called terrorists or Isis is a meme and I think that these people are simply uneducated or just refuse to understand really.
I'm offended by this one, Ethan. I've been part of the church of Steve Harvey for most of my life, and seeing you ridicule the moustache is just a sign of your ignorance. It's not just an empty accessory, it's a symbol, a reflection of the nature of every human on this earth (not apes because they have sinned) that moustache is a gateway to the darkness (not makeup) of the soul, and only once mankind is truly pure of heart, will it return to the depths of the underworld
I'm Mexican, So I celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve. My family is extremely dysfunctional so I really needed this, Thanks Ethan and Hila. Hopefully Donald Trump doesn't fuck me over.
No, your mortality comes from the fact that your body grows for a while and then starts to degrade. And brains don't stand up well to bullets. Cells don't always stand up well to viruses and bacteria. Blood vessels don't stand up well to blockages. Stuff like that.
I normally smile when looking at the comments of these videos, because the light hearted banter and general understanding is so lacking on UA-cam. But one mention of religion/atheism and we have tantrums all over the place. Merry Christmas from the UK.
+Harry Rob Hextall yeah, it's sad honestly. I thought we're all cool here. I hope it's nothing permanent because of the growing fanbase h3h3 gets, even though I'm happy about their success
+Racist Bassist No, pranksters always say it when their prank backfires and they are getting a fist to the gut. People just make fun because it is pathetic and constant.
"Steve Harvey is not just a bad Miss Universe host..." Before this, I hadn't even heard of Miss Universe, and he managed to get everybody talking about it as if they care. That's a good host if you ask me.
Stop mae... unf... Stop making videos about religion... you're taking food off my table before you do this again, think... think about the table... da, uh, my table
Everybody's complaining about the outrage by theists yet I've scrolled through 80% of the comments and I've found maybe 1 or 2 butt hurt religious people yet people are acting like its a crusade. In fact most of the comments are people shitting on religious people, which makes me think the edgy 14 year old atheists are the real drama queens in this situation TBH.
These things go in waves, man. First you'll get the wave of butthurt over the video, in this case butthurt religious people. Then you'll get the wave of butthurt over the butthurt, in this case butthurt atheists. Until eventually all the butthurt has little to nothing to do with the original video.
mrmeatymeatball LOL yeah its just that every comment is like "OMG ALL THE SENSITIVE ASS CHRISTIANS GETTING OFFEND OVER THIS " and I'm like wow what crybabies he said nothing offensive then I scroll through a tone of comments and I barely find any backlash. But your most likely right I probably just missed the wave of butt hurt.
I’m a Christian and if you’re an atheist I will never treat you as less of a person or judge you because of it. God wants us to love one another. But yeah that’s just my thought.
@@donotaylor5307 Everyone is a sinner, Christian or not. You can try NOT to be a sinner whether or not you're religious, but Christians by definition try not to. It doesn't mean you're a better person, just that you TRY to be.
" This is totally me when i cheat on my third wife " - SofloHarvey
Lmao
SoFlo Harvtonio
+MoonMan moonman moonman, can't you see.
This is 100% me on the comment section, soflobro out.
+messi27793 And I just love your racist ways
glad you liked the prank!
You should've made it go sexual and wrong.
+DuckThug well,at least it's not fake! but maybe next time!
+Gayming Channel Go make some more cat noises,I see you're getting good!
That isn't me you fuckhead... You are literally proof that we evolved from apes.
(And I mean you and the actual Steve Harvey)
+Gayming Channel oh! I thought It's you since you said that itis you in the comments..and of course,this is the real me!!!
I always thought "Miss Universe" was so fuckin stupid because we haven't even found aliens yet.
Agreed. XD
Maybe "miss known universe" just didn't sound as good
holy shit you are so original
+ThatSpaceGuy ™ I "Miss Uranus"
***** none... at present. Oooohhhh...
Wow Steve Harvey! Great mustache, keep it up, proud of you!
shoenicccccceeeeeeeeeee
@@nightshade1440 What about shoenice?
Intro music plays
Yeet
You forgot the smile! 😄
I'm glad steve harvey is using his platform to spread love and tolerance for people with different beliefs than him. great guy. just a great guy who is also an expert on biology (specifically primates)
Don't forget about his vast experience with measuring instruments (especially barometers)
without him all of us would be idiots
+schmoyoho lmao
+Ghassan B I wonder what his marriage barometer must be measuring?
+schmoyoho. omg, i love you. hi.
Christmas has been very lonely, I really needed this, thanks Ethan & Hila.
+DaG00t feel too real
Merry Christmas 2 U, bro. Papa bless. ♡
+Haru merry christmas to you too
+DaG00t Merry christmas
+h3h3Productions yo
hell yeah
Yooo
+TVFilthyFrank WHERES THE VIDEO PAPA FRANKU
oh my
OOOOHHHH YEAH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHH
The worst part isn't that he announced the wrong winner or spelled their countries names wrong. The worst part is that they invited him back to the 2017 Miss Universe!! Mind-blowing stuff guys.
What really marks him out for me is that he thinks a barometer is a compass.
Omg, right? I thought I was the only person that was bothered by that.
+Riley Schroeder Dude must be on drugs all the time.
He want to know how *high* he is. ;)
You gotta get that moral geiger counter from somewhere dude..
+mrkiky Wouldn't leave the house without it.
Banzai Boy Honestly I prefer to get my moral vape from NYC, but to each his own.
Ethan's eyebrows and mustache 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
+Ethan and Hila str8 fireeeee
not as glorius as Steve Harvey's musbeard
+Ethan and Hila is that a BLACK flame emoji? *triggered*
....are on fleek.
+Ethan and Hila Where's your mustache, Hila?! If you really wanted to bust this meme you'd grow a dank soup strainer. If there are mustaches, how are there still beards? Checkmate!
Hila for Miss Universe 2016
Ethan wins! *two and a half minutes later* Sorry, I made a mistake!
Hila wins!
+linky pete PLOT TWIST: Sean wins. That sexy fuck.
+George Dufresne She gotta win miss Israel first
miss universe my ass
Yes please!
Ethan has more personality in one eyebrow than Steve Harvey has in his whole mustache.
oooooooooooo burn!
No
The cringe is strong with this one
This comment is perfect.
Is this a prank brah?
Don't read the comments, people apparently don't even understand what happened in this video
Thanks for the warning bb
Thanks bae
Appreciated.
Never thought I'd see a religion war on this channel in particular lmao
+Ryan Flood But the thoughts of bigots & dogmatic thinkers entertain me.
Aww man, I was waiting for this prank to go sexual :(
+Mileysaurus Rex
Like your profile picture.
+TheMexicanCrazy .MexyCrazy It's only Gardevoir eating a banana. Are you picturing something else? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Mileysaurus Rex REALLY!!
+Mileysaurus Rex Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind??
GONE SEXUAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!
I always thought Harvey was pretty decent guy, thanks for opening my eyes that were closed because I was sleeping
He is a good guy ethan is just nitpicking interviews.
+Mazaker no his true thoughts obviously came out, and seeing his obvious ignorance isnt "nickpicking"
Speed Cube Sam Hes a funny guy and some interviews where hes talking about his a bit more extreme believs doesnt make him bad, there are people that have much more shit.
+Mazaker just because there are worse people than Steve Harvey doesn't mean his blatant ignorance and idiotic beliefs don't make him a shitty person. Especially since he's well known and influential to some he could be spreading his ignorance, which makes him even worse in my mind.
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I don't think he knows what a barometer is.
Aaron Crosby *mOrAL bARoMetEr*
how can you morally predict the weather in regards to air pressure sans religion dude, there's just no way
I think he meant moral compass..
@@jellie1188 moral compass uses your ethics to guide it. A moral barometer is a meter stick done measures the moral intensity of your rap bars. Different instruments.
Don’t play with my moral tachometer
If god isn't real, then how do the street lights know when to turn off????
#czechm8atheists
#sexy8yearolds
#thekeyistomakeit
#eggwhites
#lion
#anotherone
#meme
#pleaseendmysufferingnow
#ceciltheliondidntdieforthis
I can't describe to you how amazing this comment was
+LinkForEmperor me neither man
+LinkForEmperor +Whileyouwerereadingthislongnameirapedyournan thanks bbs, ( btw my nan quite enjoyed the experience and would like some more "rumpy pumpy" as she calls it )
ethan looked like bob from bob's burgers with that mustache
HPD7D I love that show
Xx 360GamingComedians xX yas! i even bought the bob's burgers cookbook :p
nm i see now.
shouldaa waited!
I think he looks like grown up Gene
Bobs and vagene?
Miss universe is so rigged! Every single winner has been from earth!
ikr#
+George Romero ey
+Quentin Hacker ...as far as we know.
+Quentin Hacker Also, you seriously didn't get the joke?
Don't tell that to TheGamerFromMars, he will lose his shit.
Wow...i honestly had no idea how bad steve Harvey was. I know i am late to this by like two years, but wow...
Anon the-third I’m late by another year 😂
@@Kyonak even longer bro haha
EVEN longer
PoopyButtMcDoodleDoo EVEN LONGER
Try 3 years
it wasn't Steve that said it wrong... it was the mustache.
Get a Slice I think the mustache said it wrong
underrated
im a religius Christian but its people like steve harvey that make us bad.DID GOD TELL YOU TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE.
Natabeanz it wasnt me.... It was the liqour...... I mean mustache
Natabeanz no the dead caterpillar on his lips
Isn't naming a "Miss Universe" a bit presumptuous of us? I think a "Miss Solar System" is the farthest we can safely go, while still being politically correct and respectful of potential hypothetical candidates from extrasolar alien species.
Well no aliens are stopping us from doing it so they can fuck off
^ honestly that's just good logic to use in any situation
I think "Miss Within This Building" is as far as I'm willing to go.
It could be "Miss Observable Universe"
+StrikerSigma V I like that.
I nominate Ethan for the first-ever Mr.Chub and Tuck Universe
I second this
+Hưng Đoàn Quang who would be the steve harvey to fuck it up though
+Hưng Đoàn Quang You've got to get the right bodily proportion between the Chub element and the Tuck element. It's a hard look to pull off!
+Ricky Evans I nominate Joey Salads! He's got an excellent moral barometer, amirite??
Me: "I'm an athe-"
Steve: *Just walks away*
Siyovaxsh En-sipad-zid-ana 😂😂😂😂😂
What if you just walked into his home “I’m an atheist”
God exists libtard
@@bald_flop8063 Neither does yours...
Damn it Steve! I was gonna say Athelete
Wow, Ethan. Great moves. Keep it up, proud of you.
Fruks perfect grammar.
I know right it's SO perfect.
Fruks I just happened to read this comment at the exact same timing as it was in the video it was sort of creepy
Aidan Boyce same
Fruks was Michelle actually saying that to him??
Moral barometer? Did he mean compass? Does he measure his morals in psi?
+Dumbfoundead CSGO kPa, actually
I got humid morals bruh
+Dumbfoundead CSGO you see you can only be filled with so much good and so much evil. The moral barometer measures the pressure of your good and evil. Steve harvey allowed Jesus in which increased the pressure of all the good in him, BUT he still had all that evil in him. He had to expel and get rid of all that evil pressure by cheating though. So now he is mostly full of good Jesus air. I think that is how it works right?
Wanasimawang Jesus fluid*
Otherwise totally scientifically accurate
+Dumbfoundead CSGO I measure mine in atm
Are you crazy, Harvey? Are you out of your mind?!
+DuckThug
"we watched the video yesterday"
+DuckThug Literally "laughed out loud" at this comment! :D HAHAHA
+denzelnolet *moind
+denzelnolet *moind
The way Hila smiles so much, laughs most of the way through, and looks lovingly at Ethan in this video; it all just gives me life. She's so sweet. 😢
Coming from a Catholic, that "moral barometer" shit is non sense. Not believing in God doesn't make you a bad person.
+ImmortalMachine7 I agree! :)
I know right
and people who believe in God arent always good people
+Austin Arnold when was I implying that? Your beliefs do not justify how you act at all. I know a lot of atheists that are great people. But Catholics that are just the opposite.
+ImmortalMachine7 Im trying to help you so atheists dont pounce lol. Im lutheran
thought steve harvey was cool. but those idiotic things he said just got me.
Funny seeing you here George.
he's still cool, just don't mention religion in a conversation with him or say you're an atheist lol
hey George.
+George Emdin I never knew he said shit like that. I used to like Steve Harvey, thanks a lot Ethan! ;_;
+George Emdin what
Steve Harvey never should act serious. Kind of lost respect for how closed minded he is.
Why do we have domestic dogs when we still have wolves. Stupid science, Jesus put them there.
Your world becomes so complicated when your view of life is like living in a doll house and having a little girl rule and create everything.
+Chewie Chewbacca
God is a little girl? That's an interesting comparison.
*****
Sounds about right.
***** when you boil in hell, we will see who's spoilt :)
+Yousef Majali Yeah well when your consciousness resigns to the abyss we'll both see nothing, as we won't have any sort of means to feel or think anything! Checkmate, Majali.
I also love the expression ‘moral barometer.’ Barometers measure atmospheric pressure, not direction
Ohh the games people play
REALLY
A lot of you game assassins...
You gotta do it clean.
+Haru Steve Harvery has his gamer gear in check
+James Commagere gamer gunk cleaner ginger
This video is full of wisdom. Ethan, you are are seriously a smart dude. and I'm not being sarcastic
Z zzz, aww I thought the moon landing was real. dang it! I also thought when I looked up at night I saw stars that were in space. I realize that there is a very high chance that a random bearded man got super powers, created everything, and is now floating in heaven watching everyone’s life and making sure millions of people die of hunger and natural disasters that god has created. Luckily a completely believable book was found that told the story of how all of this happened and there is no possibility that it was actually a fiction book. No, no, that’s completely absurd! What does the Big Bang theory have going for it? Centuries of scientific work? Ha! Nothing compared to this book that someone wrote, Harry Potter is another great book that shows how magic is real! Oh wait that’s just a book showing an imaginary world that the author created. In reality, people believe in religions because they want to believe that someone is helping them, making sure they stay safe, and are successful. Which is completely fine, but now religion in general just creates problems. Churches stealing money from people corrupt priests and violence because of conflicting religion. Believe in what you want to keep yourself sane but don’t flip out because someone doesn’t believe in the same thing as you.
Z zz I'm sure there's some just wonderful looking math behind that 10^52 calculation, but I have some bad news for you. There are approximately 10^80 atoms in the universe. 10^52 compared to 10^80 might as well be zero.
Think about it this way; 10^2 is 100, right? And 10^6 is 1 million. There are only 4 orders of magnitude difference between those numbers (2 versus 6 in the power position). What's 1 million minus 100? Pretty much a million. Now compare 10^80 to 10^52 with 28 orders of magnitude difference. That would be like subtracting 10^-22 which is close to the atomic scale in size, from 1 million.
Z zz Not all atheist believe they are better than people who believe in religion, just the assholes. I for one respect all religions even though I don't believe in any written religion. My religion is just not be a dick to people, and let people do what they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone or thing. I personally don't believe there's a guy upstairs watching my every move in case I fuck up, but if you do I respect it, more power to you. Just don't bash on all atheists because assholes make us look like inconsiderate and closeminded pieces of shit. And when you hate on atheists you are just as bad as those who hate on religion.
Oh my god, 666 likes!!!!
Was
This video was made a year ago? What the fuck? Time flies waaay too fucking fast
yeah i just watched it rn.
ung loco ikr
how can you have watched something right now?
Jar n Sus what?
Jar n Sus WOAAAAAAAAAH
ya'll remember the good ol' days? damn, I miss this shit
'Atheism, its just a prank'
my life- JUST A PRANK (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WRONG) (GONE ATHEIST)
It's just the truth
+SillyWillyFarrel Its what you believe.Let everyone their own beliefs and respect their beliefs 👍👍
+SillyWillyFarrel has the truth gone sexual?
+MsDeidrick my belief is to not let people believe in things except for my self so by telling me to respect and let everyone have their own belief is going against my belief so this counteracts your statement.
Steve should've said "it's just a prank bro!"
Humor Vault I love your channel!!
Why is the robot here
Humor Vault 420 likes lol
He would've had much more backslash lol
It's STEVEN BRADBERRY!
DJ Khaled should have host Ms.Universe!
You smaht. You loyal. You miss Universe. Go buy your family a crown.
"Sorry I made a terrible mistake it was actually the other one"
Another one
Another one
+iwish4it DJ Khaled should be crowned Ms. Universe!
Steve Harvey it's like evil Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bruh Neil deGrasse Tyson is already evil
That's a bit racist
@@boxcarbandit2098 the dudes an actual astrophysicist lmao he must've said something once that hurt your feelings cuz damn dude ur on one with that comment. Who cares if he happens to be well liked in the public eye. Also, I hate liberal b.s and I see nothing of the sort coming from him. In fact I can't think of anything political-like coming from him at all other than climate change shit but if you don't believe in that there's no helping you anyway
@@ajwtube and boxcar is a fucking idiot conspiracy theorist. He really thinks Degrasse Tyson is an actor? Ahaha.
@@ajwtube I'm not sure why people even think climate change is political anyway? It's been proved by science, it's SCIENTIFIC not political.
I got shitty presents this year, but seeing this in my sub box makes Christmas worth it. Happy goofmas
Joel plz make a Windows 10 fuckup video plz
Joel you are a gift (''''':::
+JOHN CENA If only being happy was as easy as telling yourself "at least I'm not dead"
+JOHN CENA pls stop
Children in Africa could of eaten your subscription box
What if Miss Mars comes down to participate and she's totally bangin'?
your profile goes perfectly with this comment. Don't change.
it changed
What was it?
Miss Jupiter might be better
Don’t forget Ms. Milkyway
I didn't watch the original because I knew the cringe level was going to be too much for me (I'm pretty weak tbh). But now you uploaded it so I guess I have to watch it. Tell my family I love them because I'm likely to die of asphyxiation caused by my face turning inside out due to cringing.
Y tho
+ShyCobra Cringe videos have made me stronger. I implore you to train with them.
+Moo Man Cringe is OPM's one weakness.
+ShyCobra Moral barometer
+memerdude cringy cringe cringe!!1
W H Y W E S T I L L G O T M O N K E Y S
commit not alive anymore
oh wait sorry too early you were just referencing somthing
._.
The hell is going on here?
@@probloxian7317 That's why it's important to never jump conclusions.
If Steve Harvey evolved from mustaches why are there still mustaches?
I never knew how terrible of a person Steve Harvey was
exactly what I thought
Whaa. Is that a wig? You look like a character out of Final Fantasy..
he's not a terrible person, he's just an idiot
+Emil De Keyser did you see what he was saying about athiests? lol
+Emil De Keysey That is forgivable, but how arrogant and how far up his own ass he is is not forgivable. He is incredibly conceded.
If domestic cats evolved from big cats.... then why does pizza taste so good and why have I not taken my nap?
Because gob died for your pepperoni, ya maroon!
+Mcfluffers i think you mean macroon
Do you really think any of that was meant to sound correct?
Kabegami The Great exactly
what.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- *Albert Einstein*
Calm down guys its just a prank
Kate Marsh That name and profile pic works perfect with that comment
Dondre Francis Lol when Kate marsh is actually your name
Kate Marsh LMAO
Kate Marsh look, heres the camera!
We need a Mr Chub N Tuck competition
I disagree. Every year Ethan would win, no competition.
+NeoGunHero I think the Dual Handed Greatsword Man would win.
+NeoGunHero but DJ Khaled is the king of fupa.
Sean, I will join this competition, my chub will be so tucked, you would not believe it.
If dogs came from wolves, then why we still got wolves?
haha
Because evolution? We didn't evolve from apes, we were are our own species of mammal silly
If birds came from dinosaurs, why we still g - oh wait
Why we still got morons who click like on copy and pasted comments on UA-cam videos??!!
But what about the bankers?
If Americans came from Europe why we still got Europeans?
Kevin Gu try again
checkmate, colonists!
makes no sense
@@RobertoRodriguez-io9ie r/wooooosh
Woody, OBAMAS SON r/ virgin who tries to act smart
I don't see comments complaining about people complaining about religion. All I see are comments complaining about people complaining about comments complaining about relegion.
+Kaden Woodman little do you know, you just did the exact same thing. oh wait now I have.......nooooo
+Edward Kenway He didn't complain, though. He stated what he saw.
+Kaden Woodman I'm seriously wondering how deep this will go. How long will this video get comments for?
+Kaden Woodman Ugh stop complaining bruh its just a prank
Yep. That's how youtube works. People will assume whatever they want and act like they really saw it.
This is the most brutal thing i've ever seen
One of me mates once told me, when his mum was drunk she told his dad, if they didn’t have kids she’d Divorce him and that’s still not as savage as that.
IF RAIN COMES FROM WATER, THEN HOW COME WE STILL HAVE WATER?!
Photosynthesis
Mitosis
+BladerPR Raindrop: I ain't no water. If you want to be water, so be it, but I was created from the heavens. *hits ground*
yes you only survive because of FAGositosys
kek
I’ve never understood why religion sometimes acts like a barrier if that makes sense
I am a Christian and some of my closest friends are atheist
Yeah, same here.
Religion is all about creating false barriers between people and creating a 'collective identity.' That's why European imperial powers would send missionaries to almost all the countries they wanted to control, because it was like pulling them into their collective identity or world view without outright conquering them
I really hate it, yes.
Nice channel btw!
H3H3 is a fucking legend, and love how he owned Harvey with the evolution jab, "guy can't even read a fucking card" LMAO
That was one sick social experiment
hila should be miss universe
2nd place actually
Rob Adams I WAS THINKING THAT SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ALSO IS THE SWEETEST AND LEAST SUPERFICIAL WOMAN ON EARTH
YES
Covers By Grace WHY ARE WE YELLING?
#1 Ethan
#2 Hila
what if miss Philippines is an atheist and that is why he said miss Colombia instead. makes you think.
Philippines is an catholic country
Vcvcvcvcvccvcvv Vcv including south phillipines?
Zan Mathews yes siree!
Zan Mathews the south has like more muslims than anywhere in the country but it also have many christians and catholocs
@@lilosnitch3247 "philippians" actually. steve likes the pp
As if the Miss Universe rewards weren't cringey enough, what he said about atheists was just mega cringe..
what did he say?
it was not really cringey. It was just pure bullshit and infuriating to listen to
lol use the word cringe when needed
+Ayane M ahhh....
Pretty much sums up the video in one sentence
Ethan's not bashing religion, he's making fun of Steve Harvey's stance on religion...
Exactly. Btw when's the next faze reacts to nacs it's been like half a year cmon man those are the best videos.
He had one god damn job. Read a fucking word.
Pexxan AND HE'S ON FAMILY FEUD. HE DOES THAT SHIT FOR A LIVING!
The N word!
Hey, must be why he's also religious.
It was the card's fault
Pexxan to be fair, he also had to say them out loud.
I never understood the "If you're atheist where are your morals and why are you being a good person?" logic. It's more courageous to be a good person to simply BE A GOOD PERSON rather than do it in hopes of pleasing God and going to heaven.
It’s like those religious people who think being gay is a choice because they definitely struggle with the big gay and they think every man has temptations to sleep with men and that they’re just too weak to fight them.
these people don't understand the simple concept of empathy, even tho that is one of the major points of the bible.
Anna Belke You’re right however an atheist simply “being a good person” still had those morals put into their brain, whether it be by religion, society, the law, etc. They don’t just do it because they are somehow perfect beings that do good without expecting a reward.
Christians dont do the right thing just to "please God". A person does whats right because they can relate to their human counterparts. "I wouldnt want to be screwed out, why would I screw this guy out", or, "Id want this if I were in his/her position, so Ill do it for you, because I understand". Its called being a decent human being. And pleasing God is the cherry on top. It makes a person feel even better to know theyre paying back something that was afforded to them by their greatest and loving Benefactor. Its no different than "making ya mama proud". Knowing whats pleasing to God is also encouraging for individuals to go the extra mile that most human beings would shy away in the face of certain evils. Like putting yourself in harms way to accomplish something most humans would turn away from. Doing stuff that goes beyond "just being a nice guy". Because theres alot of things, during times of war, or famine, or other great terrible things, that any human being with senses would feel great distress under. You guys twist things to make Christians sound so terrible. This world is so antiChristian nowadays, its sad. History is rich with countless Christian causes always reaching out to help countless communities, and you guys nitpick to locate every negative event or detail and focus on that, making it the primary focus. I understand identifying flaws and focusing on them to eliminate them, but you guys arent looking at it like that. You guys take the negative, the bad apples, and you paint all of Christianity to be like that... You guys are wrong for that.
?Catholics Are We Think You Do Who God Please To Good Do Not Do We
h3h3, you are such a chill guy man ! honestly
HEY DUDE :)
"Sike, thats the wrong MISS UNIVERSE" - Supa Hot Steve Harvey
Looool
Supa Harvey Fiya
Ohhhh!!
+Ammar Dalati AYY LMAOO
+Ammar Dalati stolen from twitter but still funny XD
I think Ethan is the first person I've heard say this, but yes. Thinking that belief in God and listening to the bible makes you a morally good person, is utterly insulting. To both parties. Insulting to religious people because it is basically saying they are mindless people with evil urges that would be happening if not for God. And for non-Christian people for basically being told they are incapable of being good because they don't believe in God.
Well let me slam something down here. Christians are good people and get a reward at the end of this road we call life, eternal happiness in heaven(I got reason to believe heaven would be boring as fuck with no challenge in your life, ever, but that's just me) but then non-Christian people are just good because they want to be. There is no reward besides the satisfaction of being a good person, no reward at the end of life, just death. Because people will remember us for the good deeds we did, and the great person we were, for no reason other than because we wanted to.
And fuck you Steve Harvey for even considering saying you have a good moral barometer when you've cheated on your three wives and gotten divorced all three times.
Kirk Findlay everyone dies, therefore everyone can be happy and have a good life, our existence is really meaningless in itself, however it is up to us to find our own meaning by surrounding ourselves with good people who care for us. I don't believe in God at all but I think that our morals come from cultural norms that changed over time, they aren't morals, just expected behaviours. Believe whatever you want but in the end "God" "Jesus" "our lord" is all made by humans. It's almost like a child who comes up with imaginary friends, they aren't real and they know this, and you know this because it came from their own imagination
Stop with the bullshit.. stop with the "You are like that, this group is like that, and that other group is like that!". Atheist are still Human.. Mostly Scientists are Atheists btw.
Max Fischer Ok, no. How can you compare something like God and Jesus to an "imaginary friend"? You might've not experienced anything spiritual, but others have, and telling them that their beliefs are "childish" is a little offensive.
thank you! i know alot of people who say they are christian and get bombarded for it, it is messed up.
Um... You should listen to some Matt Dillahunty. He talks about secular morality alot and makes great points.
i love u ethan more than i love my mom
what the fuck did you just say about my grandmother oyu fukcign bich
I want to kill my mom
+Jackie Choodles another failed attempt at being generically funny on the vast sea that is the internet
+Vlad Flaucher It's just a prank bro.
+Jackie Choodles hey calm down man he is just ur mom
so you need to believe in a God to be nice? really?
Kimmeh Boo Boo I believe in the devil but I don't kill babies I also believe I'm part walking fish and think all plants must be illegal and we should cut down trees because the litter and poison ivy disturbs the peace but I haven't cheated on my good loyal 10 year old who I love with my soul
If Americans came from UK, why are there still people in UK?
I don't get it
+Vici0us Kicks reference to steve saying "if we evolved from monkeys, why we still got monkeys". FACTS
+Vici0us Kicks What's heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
+Bronabonle a kilogram of really old jokes
if the cloud came from the vape, why is there still a vape?
If humans evolved to be able to read cards, why I can't I read cards? Checkmate athetits! - Steve Harvey
The mustache is too big, he couldn’t see past it to read the card
IF GOD ISN'T REAL, HOW DOES THE TOILET AT MY SCHOOL FLUSH WITHOUT ME TOUCHING IT???
+G Q P *bro
It's called technology dumb ass like wtf who's breeding these stupid humans
+Icee Greyy ironic seeing as the only dumbass here is you. Its obviously sarcasm
+Desolation I wasn't even saying anything to you go somewhere els btw it didn't sound sarcastic maybe I'm not immature enough, I should drop down a couple levels down so I can understand your type
+Desolation well your the one being a hypocrite I'm done
It's kinda cute though that you can just physically see the real winner thinking about miss colombia, so it's simultaneously her happiest, and saddest day ever. You can just see it.. Good on her. But sad in the end i guess? Whatever. Fuck these troll competitions based on genetics.
Njiggasynthesis why? It's not like these women are forced to participate, and if women want a competition based off of non physical features nothing is stopping them.
You realize the top level of any type of competition is highly based off of genetics right?
Everything is based on genetics bro. People that are elite level intelligent got that from genetics
Eating 10,000 calories a day isn't genetics. The competition definitely has a factor for genetics but thats not everything.
Then again, I hate pageants.
THIS IS AMAZING!
8?
im an atheist but ur a bitch.
+JaclynGlenn Almost as amazing as an atheist hating the word "god" enough to make retarded videos wherein she bitches and whines about said word.
Did I mention the incessant ebegging?
+JaclynGlenn Onision collaborator.
+JaclynGlenn pls go away
"If evolution is real why do we still have monkeys"
I don't think any sentence makes me want to nuke the world more than that one.
Ikr
Every religious persons comeback when you try to talk to them about Evolution
One of two things, do you believe in free will? If you say yes, you have to believe in god. Secondly, if evolution is true, answer this, why has no other species evolved to have the ability to reason or better yet why has no apes evolved?
@@bornfree8073 some species can reason and apes have evolved... Proof? Us and our matching DNA that's shared between us and their species and the fossils showing our growth from them into our own straight backed species. Also, how would you believe in God if you believe in free will, it also depends on how you think of free will.
@@CorinaBriggs1209 I don't think that's what he meant. Just answer his question about how apes didn't evolve to be like us
religious or not, "if you have to bully, hurt, or kill to prove your morals, then you have no morals to prove."-I don't remember who said this but they're right.
Gavin McKenna I know this is a year late but what if you think killing heretics is the most morally just thing to do?
He didn't reply, so Ill answer. yes he is
You act intellectually superior but then proceed to commit two logical fallacies in the same sentence. Bravo. I'm not American
I feel sorry for you.
Radical Muslim honestly as a Muslim my self I couldn't care less what Americans think of us.
At this point being called terrorists or Isis is a meme and I think that these people are simply uneducated or just refuse to understand really.
IF BRADBERRIES COME FROM ETHAN, THEN HOW COME WE STILL GOT ETHAN BRADBERRY? SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+RockSteady lmao dude! Now that's a proper meme combo. Super AIDS bro, Super AIDS.
If you slam Ethan Bradberry, does that mean you slam yourself?
+Ivan Lunev It means and I quote "u playd yo selph"
Checkmate atheists
*furiously flips through atheist bible to try to answer
Steve looks like Mr potato head.
He does
JaneTatt
haha
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Dat's Waisis!
+toke zabell ugliot*
Ethan for miss universe 2019
I'm Christian, but his 'agrument' against evolution was really funny lol
Hi Christian, I am David.
David, a Biblical Christian name, _is this being clever or by accident?_
😏
Same
Why can't someone simultaneously believe in the theory of evolution and that there was a God who oversaw that evolution?
Reese Kewp most people do
I'm offended by this one, Ethan. I've been part of the church of Steve Harvey for most of my life, and seeing you ridicule the moustache is just a sign of your ignorance. It's not just an empty accessory, it's a symbol, a reflection of the nature of every human on this earth (not apes because they have sinned) that moustache is a gateway to the darkness (not makeup) of the soul, and only once mankind is truly pure of heart, will it return to the depths of the underworld
+Hank Lovechild Props to you for making me laugh...
:)
haha
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO !!
Bless the moustache.
+Hank Lovechild
Would having a goatee make me a sinner?
I'm Mexican, So I celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve. My family is extremely dysfunctional so I really needed this, Thanks Ethan and Hila.
Hopefully Donald Trump doesn't fuck me over.
ayy them tamales didn't fill you up? Go back and finish up 2 more carnal
+NwA Sunny el pozole compa
sup bro. That posole lol have a good one. we also celebrate it on Xmas eve.
+papillon tae sure thing pal
Donald Trump isn't gonna fuck you over if you are here legally you dumbass. If you're here illegally then go back, then come back legally.
As an atheist, my mortality comes from me putting myself in someone else's shoes, and asking myself what would I think in their situation.
No, your mortality comes from the fact that your body grows for a while and then starts to degrade. And brains don't stand up well to bullets. Cells don't always stand up well to viruses and bacteria. Blood vessels don't stand up well to blockages. Stuff like that.
Jon Johnson I can’t tell if this was super preachy or some kind of proverb
Jon Johnson ohhhh “mortality” I thought you said morality haha. My mistake
Away Wakes..Aightiest An As
@@JJ-iu5hl makes no sense but nice try
I normally smile when looking at the comments of these videos, because the light hearted banter and general understanding is so lacking on UA-cam. But one mention of religion/atheism and we have tantrums all over the place. Merry Christmas from the UK.
If you even mention or reference religion anywhere on the internet, you should expect a shitstorm to appear
+Harry Rob Hextall yeah, it's sad honestly. I thought we're all cool here. I hope it's nothing permanent because of the growing fanbase h3h3 gets, even though I'm happy about their success
Did Ethan and Hila invent the "it's just a prank, bro" meme?
Doubt it. People have been making fun of pranksters for years
+Racist Bassist French Canadians brought it to the mainstream by 'Just For Laughs'
+Ho Chi Mints lol there were plenty of prank shows and late night show prank bits before Just For Laughs.
+Racist Bassist No, pranksters always say it when their prank backfires and they are getting a fist to the gut. People just make fun because it is pathetic and constant.
+Ho Chi Mints Hello Viet person
"Steve Harvey is not just a bad Miss Universe host..."
Before this, I hadn't even heard of Miss Universe, and he managed to get everybody talking about it as if they care. That's a good host if you ask me.
Rintaro88 My answers are "Extremely" and "A big one", respectively.
well that explains that
If I'm correct, they actually plan on having him host again next year, good on him/them.
+Rintaro88 I never knew about this either so fuck you
Bryan Martinez you can try
8:40 This cracked me so hard I dropped my phone
Didn't expect that smooth edit
W H Y W E S T I L L G O T M O N K E Y S
Heck yeah new video, merry christmas!
Stop mae... unf...
Stop making videos about religion... you're taking food off my table
before you do this again, think... think about the table... da, uh, my table
Hey, go protest against strong womyn you dirty MRA!
+Armoured Skeptic I am the table to quote a world renown lyricist
better step up your game skeptic
+Armoured Skeptic I love you.
+Armoured Skeptic IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!!!!!
Hey Ethan, nice moves, keep up the good work
Are you not proud of him?
THANK YOU!!! I was gonna mention this but you nailed it. Thank you from a proud MORAL athiest
Everybody's complaining about the outrage by theists yet I've scrolled through 80% of the comments and I've found maybe 1 or 2 butt hurt religious people yet people are acting like its a crusade. In fact most of the comments are people shitting on religious people, which makes me think the edgy 14 year old atheists are the real drama queens in this situation TBH.
+CuriousGeorge 6 *tips*
These things go in waves, man. First you'll get the wave of butthurt over the video, in this case butthurt religious people. Then you'll get the wave of butthurt over the butthurt, in this case butthurt atheists. Until eventually all the butthurt has little to nothing to do with the original video.
mrmeatymeatball LOL yeah its just that every comment is like "OMG ALL THE SENSITIVE ASS CHRISTIANS GETTING OFFEND OVER THIS " and I'm like wow what crybabies he said nothing offensive then I scroll through a tone of comments and I barely find any backlash. But your most likely right I probably just missed the wave of butt hurt.
+CuriousGeorge 6 Sure thing bud. Religion is gud bruh, atheist sux!11!! Also Nas fucking sucks
Sage Five Gr8 B8 M8
I'm glad Miss Universe will be better after we have people on Mars to compete so universe isn't just Earth
Herominer32 if we don't waste that Mars funding on more pointless wars.
Literally the best Christmas present is a new video from Ethan :D Great move Ethan, keep it up :)
+🐤 [ ̲̅B̲̅Y̲̅R̲̅D̲̅ ̲̅N̲̅e̲̅w̲̅s̲̅ ] 🐤 (#1 Source of YT Drama, Gossip, News and Aids in UA-cam) on christmas? are yo crazy? r u outta your moynd?
I’m a Christian and if you’re an atheist I will never treat you as less of a person or judge you because of it. God wants us to love one another.
But yeah that’s just my thought.
Nobody really Now THAT’S what God wanted.
Love you too bro
True
@@donotaylor5307
Everyone is a sinner, Christian or not.
You can try NOT to be a sinner whether or not you're religious, but Christians by definition try not to.
It doesn't mean you're a better person, just that you TRY to be.
+Nobody really
"God wants us to love one another."
He just really likes torturing us for eternity anyway, eh
Ethan could become Mr. Universe undoubtedly. He was the pioneer of the Chub n' Tuck after all!!!!!
Just imagine how he would nail the swimsuit competition
+Caped Baldy Holy shit it's Saitama.
TheStalker So you are the one who ate my French Fry.
Caped Baldy Yes I was the one.
+Caped Baldy He didn't pioneer the Chub n Tuck, he just brought its artistic merit to public spotlight.
I grew up in a christian household, I still believe, but I believe in other's rights to openly believe what they want to believe.
We just can't judge others.
+slycooper11892 I'm an atheist but I couldn't care less about what you believe. Believe whatever you want to.
+ThePsychoRenegade You don't care what other religious people believe? Do you not see the damage religion does?
+ThePsychoRenegade As long as you don't pass it to your kids.
I can judge whoever the fuck I want, fuck you and your god damn feelings
I uh....I don't see any religious people in the comments tho lol. it's literally everyone saying that there is.
+Ammonia you're late a day, there were many
+fasterthanfashion 90 which is just as cancerous as the other two
+Ryan DeShazo you smart. you a genius
+ThePharphis lol, third comment complaining about people complaining about religious people, and they're all late. xD
+Ammonia same I wanna see the butthurt people ;-;
Steve Harvey the opposite of Neil Degrase Tyson
damian darren more like Dr. Phil
I like it when they add that "It's Just A Prank Bro" part in randomly hahaa lol.