DR. SCRATCHENSHIFF: Every talk I have with you kidses gets more and more absurd! YAKKO: You say “you kidses” like your not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Buster Brown, you’re already on the Christmas card!
Dot: Wait, are these LEGAL? Some shady seller: Would that make you more or less interested in buying them? Dot: Hmmmmmmm *Cut to Dot carrying a bunch of illegal fireworks into the watertower, giggling mischeviously* Yakko: . . . . *groans* Wakko we got a Code Firestarter again Wakko: UGH, AGAIN? That's the fifth time this week! Yakko: Just grab your things and meet me in Timbuktu to wait out the eventualy police man chase
*From the Owl House Some guy: And if you'll follow me to our non-fiction section-*GASPS IN HORROR* F. . fiction. . FICTION?!? Is our world but fiction, then what of MY LIFE IS REAL??!?!? *bawls eyes out* Wakko: *sighs* The bliss of not seeing beyond the fourth wall. Dot: Give im a moment the existential dread'll wear off eventually. Yakko: Can't you two go FIVE MINUTES without giving someone an existential crisis??
*Yakko after being booed after a performance he worked he really hard on* Yakko: So long story short. .this is my grave. .It's big, shaped like me, and it'll keep me nice and warm and cozy as I slowly decompose and all the maggots come to slowly eat away at what remains until I no longer am.. . . .want me to make ones for you? Dot: . . . . . . . Wakko: This is REALLY bumming me out.
Yakko: Ah ha! I thought we'd find you here Dot! Dot: . . I LIVE here, it's the WATER TOWER! We ALL LIVE HERE!! Yakko: Don't deflect the question, you can't fool us! Wakko: *Panting seriously out of breath*. . WE COULD'VE JUST USED THE DOOR!!! Yakko: Ah, but then you'd have never gotten your exercise in. Wakko: I hate all of you
*The Fallout New Vegas Intro Cutscene* Wakko: Come on, we got what we came for, now pay up. Yakko: Quit crying in the rain, pally. Dot: Heh, well look who's waking up here. Yakko: Time to cash out. Wakko: Will you just get it over with? Yakko: Maybe thugs like you kill people without looking em in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig? . . . You made your last delivery kid, sorry you got twisted up in this scene. *He pulls out a pistol.* Yakko: From where you're kneeling must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck. . . Truth is. .*clicks hammer* the game was rigged from the start. *Gunshot!*
Hello nurse: did you guys hear the news? Dr. Scratchandsniff and his girlfriend are thinking of adopting a child. Ralph: awwww that’s adorable- The Warners: WE’ER NOT JEALOUS! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT JEALOUS? Ralph: duhhhh no one? Hello nurse: what are you three talking about? The Warners: hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha! Yakko: we’re joking! We’re joking. You know us Warners. We just looooooooooovvvvvve a good joke. Hello nurse: was that sarcasm? (I mean I know you three can be sarcastic but that didn’t seem like a funny bit you normally do) Dot: don’t worry, sure admittedly we’re in a bit of a bad mood but it has NOTHING to do with jealous! Ralph: are you sure? I might not be that smart but even I can tell that you’re- Wakko: we’re not! Are we dear brother? Yakko: of course not. I mean sure would it be nice if Scratchy adopted us? Yes. Would it make us the happiest kids in the world? Of course. But we’re fine-everything fine! Wakko: absolutely! We’re! Perfectly! Fine. Hello nurse: you’re twitching. Dot: oh we’re just so HAPPY for him! Speaking of which, I think we’ll be outside for just a moment. (The Warners go outside. Dr. Scratchandsniff comes out of the janitors closet) Dr. Scratchandsniff: is it too late to say it’s a prank? (The Warners are screaming outside) Hello nurse: maybe we should give them a bit of time. (A few hours later) Dr. Scratchandsniff: I have to admit that was a good one. Nice joke kid. The Warners in the distance: OUR JOKES ARE BETTER! *angry puppy sounds* Dr. Scratchandsniff: NO KIDS WAIT-
I’m glad you’re still doing this three years after you read my cringe comment where Dot ate spaghetti with a knife. I was eleven. Now I’m nearing 15. ;-;
God, it really has been 3 years, huh? Also, don’t worry. We all do cringe stuff when we’re 11. The world did not need my old (long since privated) Minecraft videos XD
Where’s mine? Edit: Yakko: *turns on D+* Wakko: “What are we watching on D+?” Yakko: “a show that society has become more related to” Dot: “this better not be Cocomelon, as we already heard more than enough” Yakko: “this show is none other than Bluey” *few days later* Yakko: “oh uhh yes, can we get the bill pls?” Wakko: “oooh can we get the bill???” Dot: “Bluey, inside voice!” Wakko: “oooh can we get the bill?” *couple more days later* Yakko: “what are we gonna buy sibs?” Wakko and Dot: “BLUEY MERCH!” Yakko: “that’s right sibs!” *one week later* Scratchy: “alright kiddies, let’s talk about…” Yakko *interrupts*: “Bluey!” Scratchy: “huh?” Wakko: “it’s a show we discovered on D+!” Dot: “you should watch it!”
@@Woodywoodpecker427 1. I make these videos around a month or so in advance. If the comment was made after I finished, I couldn’t have put it in 2. I try my best to pick and choose the quotes I think I’d be able to pull off the best. Sometimes I don’t think I can deliver the quote well, other times I don’t think it works in a non-visual medium.
shouldn't this be quotes #32?
It SHOULD! I am dumb.
Wakko: Oh god! Dot you turned into a giraffe!
Dot: I’m right here
Wakko: Excuse me, I’m talking to my sister! >:(
Asdfmovie15 deleted scene
WAKKO (picking up a flask): Can I drink this?
DR. SCRATCHENSNIFF (snatching it from Wakko’s hands): Do you want to explode?!
DR. SCRATCHENSHIFF: Every talk I have with you kidses gets more and more absurd!
YAKKO: You say “you kidses” like your not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Buster Brown, you’re already on the Christmas card!
WAKKO, writing: “Dear Diary: Today, I couldn’t find my diary so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.”
That sounds like something he would do
Dot: Wait, are these LEGAL?
Some shady seller: Would that make you more or less interested in buying them?
Dot: Hmmmmmmm
*Cut to Dot carrying a bunch of illegal fireworks into the watertower, giggling mischeviously*
Yakko: . . . . *groans* Wakko we got a Code Firestarter again
Wakko: UGH, AGAIN? That's the fifth time this week!
Yakko: Just grab your things and meet me in Timbuktu to wait out the eventualy police man chase
*From Caddicarus*
*Yakko flatterns Dot with a mallet*
Dot: OW!! Hey I'm a girl!!
Wakko: Yeah, Yakko, what's wrong with you?? . . . Girls can't fight back!
Dot: . . . . . .
Yakko: . . . . ..
Wakko: What?
Dot: Truce?
Yakko: TRUCE.
*They both hold mallets menacingly over Wakko*
*From the Owl House
Some guy: And if you'll follow me to our non-fiction section-*GASPS IN HORROR* F. . fiction. . FICTION?!? Is our world but fiction, then what of MY LIFE IS REAL??!?!? *bawls eyes out*
Wakko: *sighs* The bliss of not seeing beyond the fourth wall.
Dot: Give im a moment the existential dread'll wear off eventually.
Yakko: Can't you two go FIVE MINUTES without giving someone an existential crisis??
*Yakko after being booed after a performance he worked he really hard on*
Yakko: So long story short. .this is my grave. .It's big, shaped like me, and it'll keep me nice and warm and cozy as I slowly decompose and all the maggots come to slowly eat away at what remains until I no longer am.. . . .want me to make ones for you?
Dot: . . . . . . .
Wakko: This is REALLY bumming me out.
Yakko: Ah ha! I thought we'd find you here Dot!
Dot: . . I LIVE here, it's the WATER TOWER! We ALL LIVE HERE!!
Yakko: Don't deflect the question, you can't fool us!
Wakko: *Panting seriously out of breath*. . WE COULD'VE JUST USED THE DOOR!!!
Yakko: Ah, but then you'd have never gotten your exercise in.
Wakko: I hate all of you
*The Fallout New Vegas Intro Cutscene*
Wakko: Come on, we got what we came for, now pay up.
Yakko: Quit crying in the rain, pally.
Dot: Heh, well look who's waking up here.
Yakko: Time to cash out.
Wakko: Will you just get it over with?
Yakko: Maybe thugs like you kill people without looking em in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig? . . . You made your last delivery kid, sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
*He pulls out a pistol.*
Yakko: From where you're kneeling must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck. . . Truth is. .*clicks hammer* the game was rigged from the start.
*Gunshot!*
Hello nurse: did you guys hear the news? Dr. Scratchandsniff and his girlfriend are thinking of adopting a child.
Ralph: awwww that’s adorable-
The Warners: WE’ER NOT JEALOUS! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT JEALOUS?
Ralph: duhhhh no one?
Hello nurse: what are you three talking about?
The Warners: hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yakko: we’re joking! We’re joking. You know us Warners. We just looooooooooovvvvvve a good joke.
Hello nurse: was that sarcasm? (I mean I know you three can be sarcastic but that didn’t seem like a funny bit you normally do)
Dot: don’t worry, sure admittedly we’re in a bit of a bad mood but it has NOTHING to do with jealous!
Ralph: are you sure? I might not be that smart but even I can tell that you’re-
Wakko: we’re not! Are we dear brother?
Yakko: of course not. I mean sure would it be nice if Scratchy adopted us? Yes. Would it make us the happiest kids in the world? Of course. But we’re fine-everything fine!
Wakko: absolutely! We’re! Perfectly! Fine.
Hello nurse: you’re twitching.
Dot: oh we’re just so HAPPY for him! Speaking of which, I think we’ll be outside for just a moment.
(The Warners go outside. Dr. Scratchandsniff comes out of the janitors closet)
Dr. Scratchandsniff: is it too late to say it’s a prank?
(The Warners are screaming outside)
Hello nurse: maybe we should give them a bit of time.
(A few hours later)
Dr. Scratchandsniff: I have to admit that was a good one. Nice joke kid.
The Warners in the distance: OUR JOKES ARE BETTER! *angry puppy sounds*
Dr. Scratchandsniff: NO KIDS WAIT-
I’m glad you’re still doing this three years after you read my cringe comment where Dot ate spaghetti with a knife. I was eleven. Now I’m nearing 15. ;-;
God, it really has been 3 years, huh? Also, don’t worry. We all do cringe stuff when we’re 11. The world did not need my old (long since privated) Minecraft videos XD
Where’s mine?
Edit:
Yakko: *turns on D+*
Wakko: “What are we watching on D+?”
Yakko: “a show that society has become more related to”
Dot: “this better not be Cocomelon, as we already heard more than enough”
Yakko: “this show is none other than Bluey”
*few days later*
Yakko: “oh uhh yes, can we get the bill pls?”
Wakko: “oooh can we get the bill???”
Dot: “Bluey, inside voice!”
Wakko: “oooh can we get the bill?”
*couple more days later*
Yakko: “what are we gonna buy sibs?”
Wakko and Dot: “BLUEY MERCH!”
Yakko: “that’s right sibs!”
*one week later*
Scratchy: “alright kiddies, let’s talk about…”
Yakko *interrupts*: “Bluey!”
Scratchy: “huh?”
Wakko: “it’s a show we discovered on D+!”
Dot: “you should watch it!”
@@Woodywoodpecker427
1. I make these videos around a month or so in advance. If the comment was made after I finished, I couldn’t have put it in
2. I try my best to pick and choose the quotes I think I’d be able to pull off the best. Sometimes I don’t think I can deliver the quote well, other times I don’t think it works in a non-visual medium.