Trying To Fix This Utter German Disaster (His Second Game Ever)

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler  3 роки тому +402

    *From the 25th - 31st October expect a disaster save every day to celebrate hitting 400K subs!*

  • @methuzzah4221
    @methuzzah4221 3 роки тому +1470

    to be fair, for his second ever game he did alright

    • @thekillingduck
      @thekillingduck 3 роки тому +15

      19 hours ago?

    • @TEDAC771
      @TEDAC771 3 роки тому +2

      Prob stream

    • @bagelkarp7573
      @bagelkarp7573 3 роки тому +69

      @@thekillingduck pretty sure patreons get early access, might be wrong though

    • @throwaway.mp4931
      @throwaway.mp4931 3 роки тому +76

      I remember my first game i thought assigning like 2 factories to make guns for italy was enough

    • @hamzahhazmy468
      @hamzahhazmy468 3 роки тому +58

      @@throwaway.mp4931 well that's historically accurate

  • @caselikesbeans7334
    @caselikesbeans7334 3 роки тому +629

    When I was playing my second game I didn't even know how to make a army group. So he's doing pretty good

    • @bagellord7168
      @bagellord7168 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah I didn’t know how to assign generals until my 5th game

    • @WhoThoughtThisWasGood
      @WhoThoughtThisWasGood 3 роки тому +11

      On my second game i got my ass kicked by finland as russia.

    • @bruhmomento9032
      @bruhmomento9032 3 роки тому +10

      @@WhoThoughtThisWasGood historically accurate

    • @WhoThoughtThisWasGood
      @WhoThoughtThisWasGood 3 роки тому +8

      @@bruhmomento9032 no like i almost lost moscow before i scrapped the save

    • @bruhmomento9032
      @bruhmomento9032 3 роки тому

      @@WhoThoughtThisWasGood oh damn that must've sucked

  • @rayden7290
    @rayden7290 3 роки тому +241

    >be Alex
    >complains about micro
    >complains that his army is getting encircled
    >plays on 5 speed
    hmmm I wonder why..

  • @alexion2001
    @alexion2001 3 роки тому +571

    This man really discovered a new 30-width meta on his 2nd time playing the game.

    • @maxxgrumpy
      @maxxgrumpy 3 роки тому +12

      I have seen many people playing 30w, I am aying like that now too... it's okay for SP I can say

    • @jacklee8217
      @jacklee8217 3 роки тому +8

      @@maxxgrumpy noooooooo, 30w is only meta in the bokoen mp mod, its not meta for vanilla

    • @TheIastfan112
      @TheIastfan112 3 роки тому +64

      @@jacklee8217 100% he watched Bo's MP games and adapted it from there, which hey would be logical in a way.

    • @jacklee8217
      @jacklee8217 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheIastfan112 yeah definetly

    • @maxxgrumpy
      @maxxgrumpy 3 роки тому +3

      @@jacklee8217 I still like it, better than 20w and cheaper than 40w, perfect. Specially when I do with line arty and AA 😅

  • @bestinthewest4697
    @bestinthewest4697 3 роки тому +67

    Stalin and Himmler teaming up is probably the most cursed thing I've seen today.

  • @Jablecznik
    @Jablecznik 3 роки тому +76

    Alex trying to micro at 5 speed wondering why he gets encircled all the time...

  • @strikes_again
    @strikes_again 3 роки тому +457

    is this a new meta? or is this just fantasy? caught in a deficit, no escape for the axis team. open your techs, look to the skies and see...
    sorry, got carried away

    • @orix3434
      @orix3434 3 роки тому +4

      This is butifule

  • @eichelkrieger_7838
    @eichelkrieger_7838 3 роки тому +80

    "30 Combat width? Does Jesee know something I dont?"
    This jesees second game i dont think he even knows what combat widht is... i have over 600 hours and i dont even understand it

    • @evanmedi6144
      @evanmedi6144 3 роки тому +13

      all you need to understand 40 for attack troops, and 20 for defence (cover frontline gaps)
      combat width is a factor in almost all paradox games. basicaly determin how many troops can fight and how many will be in reserve. so by having 20 or 40 you make sure u max out your width inflicting more damage. while doing 30 or an odd number will have you fight bigger armies then yours since youll never fill your whole combat width with odd numbers
      i hope i made sense english is not my native language

    • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
      @Mankorra_Gomorrah 3 роки тому +15

      There kinda no point in understanding it since they are going to be completely reworking it in the next DLC. Basically the combat width just determines how big a unit is, battles have a maximum combat width per side so an attack might have 80 combat width to use and thus can field 2 40 width division at once where a defender might have 120 combat width to use and can thus field 6 20 width divisions.

    • @fele09
      @fele09 3 роки тому +8

      @@Mankorra_Gomorrah maybe I miss a dev diary but as far as I know they are just twitching the terrains width values to end the 20/40 meta. The core mechanic is still the same

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair I use a 30 combat width marine division, basically a 7/2 but i throw in 3 amphibious apcs and 2 amphibious tanks so they get some extra oomph, they get the job done when i gotta take a straight.

    • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
      @Mankorra_Gomorrah 3 роки тому +4

      @@fele09 yes the mechanic is there, hence why i explained the mechanic, but there’s no point in learning the meta when paradox is about to completely demolish it and it’ll probably be another few months before a new meta is found.

  • @dutch_cheese_man
    @dutch_cheese_man 3 роки тому +46

    I'm so glad you brought these back, I'm loving these videos.

  • @markcostello5120
    @markcostello5120 3 роки тому +14

    For the first time ever in the history of man has the following statement been said.
    "Everything was fine then disaster struck and Hitler died"

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 3 роки тому

      So basically the cursed timeline we live in irl?

  • @yamamotohiromori419
    @yamamotohiromori419 3 роки тому +13

    Ai army : 17 supply while being encircled
    Alex's tank : melt like it's butter in a hot pan

  • @13ghettoDolphins101
    @13ghettoDolphins101 3 роки тому +37

    Alex, consolidating under equipped divisions would have made this much easier on the logistical and combat issues you experienced

  • @harrisonmontages1717
    @harrisonmontages1717 3 роки тому +30

    Doing war at 5 speed is pain. Usually it's a good idea to do speed 3 or lower for micro and speed 4 for hands-off offenses.

  • @TaleNodati
    @TaleNodati 3 роки тому +14

    I thoroughly enjoyed this disaster save, it seemed one of the few genuine ones I can see a new player get into if they don't know what they are doing.

  • @sancrosanct5070
    @sancrosanct5070 3 роки тому +2

    The3 purpose of my second game was the united states and focusing on learning only the navy. My 1936 destroyers were wrecking battleships and carriers. It was unreal to see 4 carriers sunk in a naval report. I'll never forget it

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for teaching me how to play this game. First your tutorial is the best (and the shortest) but then watching you play both regularly and also saving these disaster games, learning what works and why, it's very helpful. And I am by no means like an expert or anything but I can say I have now had a successful campaign after a few tries because of your videos.

  • @coolboi6724
    @coolboi6724 3 роки тому +63

    My second game ever was terrible.. he did alright

    • @Thermonnuclear
      @Thermonnuclear 3 роки тому +4

      I couldn’t push past Belgium, mainly because I didn’t know how the division designer worked

    • @coolboi6724
      @coolboi6724 3 роки тому

      @@Thermonnuclear rip

    • @Thermonnuclear
      @Thermonnuclear 3 роки тому

      @@coolboi6724 lmao I know

    • @Thermonnuclear
      @Thermonnuclear 3 роки тому

      @@coolboi6724 I still have the save game, I might go back and fix it

    • @coolboi6724
      @coolboi6724 3 роки тому

      @@Thermonnuclear i tink you should (lol)

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 3 роки тому +3

    3:06 Tfw Alex literally quotes the line you just thought about and now you feel like you have a psychic connection with him

  • @Pydgin
    @Pydgin 3 роки тому +35

    My second game was a LOT worse.

  • @deutscherstein1639
    @deutscherstein1639 3 роки тому

    Hallo alle zusammen und vor allem Alex , ich verfolge deine Videos nun schon über Jahre hinweg und muss sagen das sie mir immer besser gefallen je länger du produzierst .
    Es ist nicht nur dein Witz sondern auch deine Unbefangenheit an verschiedene Szenarien ranzugehen und immer gut zu präsentieren was erreicht wird , oder werden soll .
    Ich hoffe du hältst dich gut und hast weiterhin Spaß am produzieren .
    Ein Gruß aus Deutschland .

  • @Idekwtph
    @Idekwtph 3 роки тому +12

    My second game I didn’t know focuses are a thing. I jumped from Napoleon Total zwar straight to this and I played HOI the same way I played NTW. Didn’t go well

  • @primal_guy1526
    @primal_guy1526 3 роки тому +11

    Me, seeing Alex attack out of a 1 tile pocket: *pain*

  • @Shinyworldwide
    @Shinyworldwide 3 роки тому +4

    "who's we? you're not doing this!"
    "OOOH we did it, we did it."
    alex.... are you having a, GIRAFFE?

  • @gabrielaldworth7476
    @gabrielaldworth7476 3 роки тому +18

    They might of had supply because aerial transports have a unique option to drop supplies on your armies, it isn't much but it could save an encirclement

    • @Xinamon98
      @Xinamon98 3 роки тому +8

      I guarantee that the supply was bugged, it happens all the time.

    • @redholm
      @redholm 3 роки тому +8

      With Green Air. I doubt it. Probably just the AI having cheats as always :P

    • @fele09
      @fele09 3 роки тому

      Everytime I try to do that shit I can get like 4 supply tops. To be fair I don't know how that shit works tho

  • @allhellriegel
    @allhellriegel 3 роки тому +6

    My first game I lost to Lithuania

  • @How23497
    @How23497 3 роки тому +2

    Looks like Jesse applied the Bokoen meta to vanilla HOI4. Yeah that's not gonna work out.

  • @EshBBX
    @EshBBX 3 роки тому +1

    If they're actually legit 'first time' players, then those disaster saves are the most fun to watch being recovered by far! :)

  • @jeffgraham9208
    @jeffgraham9208 3 роки тому

    Congratulations on 400K! Keep rambling the rambles that makes you The Rambler.

  • @jacencade4019
    @jacencade4019 3 роки тому

    0:11 hitlers face when the encirclement at bastoigne was broken and he lost Antwerp circa December 1944.

  • @alaaaxpruski6559
    @alaaaxpruski6559 2 роки тому

    In my second game I didn't even know that generals existed so I wasnt able to create a front line and was completly annexed by the Netherlands as Germany after declaring war on them as basicly my first act in the game...
    So I think this guy did a really good job

  • @slowlyjonas
    @slowlyjonas 3 роки тому

    6:17 the moment when you live near Regensburg. 😂

  • @krzyszczyk8527
    @krzyszczyk8527 3 роки тому

    Nice video length, Polish people are happy to see 21:37

  • @renano95
    @renano95 3 роки тому +1

    "Disaster struck and hitler died" someone please clip that

  • @alexiel4406
    @alexiel4406 3 роки тому +1

    The constant 5 speed tunnel vision strat ….. 😅

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 роки тому +6

    For his 2nd game he did better than my 2nd game
    Italy, 1938, I'm a French puppet (don't ask how)

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 роки тому

      How

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 роки тому

      Also in my second ever game I got annexed by Poland and Russia as the Soviets because I didn't purge and I attacked Poland but I didn't have any equipment so my entire army got encircled and i died.

  • @tuukkahaapa3084
    @tuukkahaapa3084 3 роки тому

    My new favourite thing is Alex yelling at the hungarians: Dicks!
    3.15

  • @williammiller7799
    @williammiller7799 3 роки тому +1

    I usually never overlap front lines. I almost always have each army on a different part of the boarder. And I always have extra divisions not attached to anything. Mainly for gap fillers.

    • @h3069
      @h3069 2 роки тому

      Overlapping orders make me want to jump into a Gustav

  • @jakeschneider7275
    @jakeschneider7275 3 роки тому

    Entertaining! Keep up the good work.

  • @linkfromzelda1002
    @linkfromzelda1002 3 роки тому +5

    16:05 US border patrol be like

  • @Jimothyjohns
    @Jimothyjohns 3 роки тому +2

    I thought I’d help with the algorithm and say that this was hotter than my second game. Albeit, HOI4 base game lags badly on my pc so, very low bar to clear but still…

  • @TheCaesar88
    @TheCaesar88 3 роки тому

    ALEX, please let me give you a tip in terms of micromanagement/combat - when you click to attack with let's say division A, you can take another division B that is bordering the attacked place and click to attack WITH CTRL button holded - this means the attack arrow will be blue and it means they are only supporting the siege, if the attack succeeds division A will move to this spot BUT division B will stay in their initial place. This simple move can prevent from getting encircled..
    Please, please, please use it as it is absolutely horrifying to watch you get encircled so often, it is so painful to see... especially when it could be avoided.
    Cheers, congrats on passing 400k!

  • @bigsealfan9579
    @bigsealfan9579 3 роки тому

    3:10 classic Horthy moment

  • @enzyme694
    @enzyme694 3 роки тому +3

    It's not too bad. Okay, maybe a bit bad. Oh this is doomed

  • @Soken50
    @Soken50 3 роки тому +1

    You nailed the pronunciation of Brest and La Rochelle, however Cherbourg is pronounced "chair-boor" (boo as in book) :)
    Yes silent letters are infuriating :D

  • @jakubsomka3945
    @jakubsomka3945 3 роки тому

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Poles:
    Haha,funny video length!
    Becouse you know!
    Pope cream-cookie!

  • @anubarak9184
    @anubarak9184 3 роки тому

    - _encircles opponents_
    - _own troops run out of supply_
    - *fun*

  • @troyspencer753
    @troyspencer753 3 роки тому

    Alex, I enjoy your videos! Thank you sir!

  • @operativepeak6264
    @operativepeak6264 4 місяці тому

    Love watching these older videos

  • @lolman533
    @lolman533 3 роки тому +1

    great video length!

  • @ukishnzer
    @ukishnzer 3 роки тому

    "Italy is doing Italy things"
    - Alex

  • @HydraulicMan1
    @HydraulicMan1 3 роки тому

    72 of "Pěší divize"? (at 15:46) That's a Czechoslovak template... governments in exile are a thing I guess, but why so many?!

  • @AustrianGuy
    @AustrianGuy 3 роки тому +1

    To be honest, he saved it quite well.

  • @ggarrus5355
    @ggarrus5355 3 роки тому

    3:06 pleasant mass effect reference.

  • @realwindows9
    @realwindows9 3 роки тому

    Always makes me happy when you upload :3

  • @robloxpal2856
    @robloxpal2856 3 роки тому

    Good job to you. And jesse for his second game was great!

  • @georgeofazgad2176
    @georgeofazgad2176 3 роки тому

    Back when I first played I didn’t even know about upgrading my economy laws

  • @necrolich9169
    @necrolich9169 3 роки тому

    2:32 Allied generals at the Battle of the Bulge

  • @thething9617
    @thething9617 3 роки тому

    Alex trying to micro at 5 speed really grinds my gears....

  • @j_mack__1370
    @j_mack__1370 3 роки тому

    Good example of why the supply update this month is necessary

  • @musketsrule5541
    @musketsrule5541 3 роки тому

    Every Germany playthrough I’ve done I just get stacked and it’s a superrrr slow crawl through every single tile even when I’ve got the enemy outnumbered 2-1

  • @WolfpackPodcastOfficial
    @WolfpackPodcastOfficial 3 роки тому

    Man, you make my day!

  • @chobez271
    @chobez271 3 роки тому +1

    on my first game didn’t go well because my entire army got encircled in belgium

  • @aaronthomas7309
    @aaronthomas7309 3 роки тому

    6:43 did you try to say it isn't a "walk in the cake"?

  • @riko_z9962
    @riko_z9962 3 роки тому +1

    I just want to watch these people who sent him the saves on how they made this happen

  • @xxminecraftlegendarxx6804
    @xxminecraftlegendarxx6804 3 роки тому

    In my second game, I was playing germany and I was really going for Stalingrad because of the memes. Guess what I lost 67 Divisions in there because I got encircled it was about my entire Tank force.

  • @chandlergloyd4230
    @chandlergloyd4230 3 роки тому

    dude is play on 5 speed and keeps being like “how did the ai do that all of a sudden?”

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому

    If they aren't pushing according to your battle plan, you can always try to put them on aggressive

  • @jonisalmela2399
    @jonisalmela2399 3 роки тому

    I would really like a mod where you can create a med or mod tank division, but it will fill with light tanks if you are missing the correct type of tank

  • @bored432
    @bored432 3 роки тому +1

    Tbh in my second ever game I couldn't even push into Poland

  • @petersummersby8025
    @petersummersby8025 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Alex, You should do a paradox mega campaign for a subscriber goal

  • @pandamoniom4260
    @pandamoniom4260 3 роки тому +1

    Tbf I was too scared till about 140h in to play a major 😂

  • @radikal5724
    @radikal5724 3 роки тому

    The scary fact is that this could've been reality.

  • @emper0r14
    @emper0r14 3 роки тому

    Alex made a mass effect reference??? Pog

    • @AlextheRambler
      @AlextheRambler  3 роки тому +2

      It's one of my favorite game series of all time 😃

  • @MrBlades96
    @MrBlades96 3 роки тому +1

    That Mass Effect reference.

  • @TeaganL1701
    @TeaganL1701 3 роки тому

    That mass effect 1 reference hits differant from a hoi 4 youtuber

  • @funtimes4564
    @funtimes4564 3 роки тому +4

    Why did i only just now get the notification

    • @AlextheRambler
      @AlextheRambler  3 роки тому +7

      Because I just made it public 2 minutes ago :D

  • @simplymatt6140
    @simplymatt6140 10 місяців тому

    anyone else remember their second game? Before all the dlc? What a simpler time

  • @AssiduousNostalgia
    @AssiduousNostalgia 3 роки тому

    I personally think the save game was saved after he capitulated luxemburg.

  • @MrSampurchase
    @MrSampurchase 3 роки тому +2

    I mean this is not half bad for a second game. It's literally just gone a wee bit wrong because of 30 width templates and the Czechs resisting.

  • @blitzo7525
    @blitzo7525 2 роки тому

    This is one of my favorite HoI videos, simply because of how upset Alex got.

  • @christiandevey3898
    @christiandevey3898 3 роки тому

    Oh look, another game as Germany

  • @phdinporn5146
    @phdinporn5146 2 роки тому

    My first games i prob restarted 3-5 times before i successfully managed to invade France and Poland with out losing most of my army strength.

  • @kismetsno.musicuk6295
    @kismetsno.musicuk6295 3 роки тому

    my man jesse sees this and just hears himself get roasted by his fave hoi4 youtuber :D:D:D

  • @glitchyikes
    @glitchyikes 3 роки тому +1

    It seems like Alex is not even enjoying it. Speed5 when microing?

  • @FullFatMark
    @FullFatMark 3 роки тому

    This reminds me of all my HO14 games

  • @FyresGames
    @FyresGames 3 роки тому

    Too much 5 speed tunnel vision XD

  • @beaverjedi
    @beaverjedi 3 роки тому

    Well! That was painful to watch.

  • @otherhorizon8193
    @otherhorizon8193 3 роки тому

    Imagine if there was a national morale gimmick

  • @georgeofazgad2176
    @georgeofazgad2176 3 роки тому

    30 combat width might actually work in the upcoming dlc

  • @ilyaserenkaradag3710
    @ilyaserenkaradag3710 3 роки тому

    18:18 why you click last stand

  • @RapidRogan777
    @RapidRogan777 3 роки тому

    Idk why everyone’s saying wow his second game! Bc on my second game it wa similar to this, except I was Italy. I had France, Spain, England and the balkans. I had already completed the tutorial so knew the basics

  • @mrmunchkin2181
    @mrmunchkin2181 3 роки тому

    They either know something we don't know or they don't know something that we know with the 30w divisions ':/

  • @TreeBeard2008
    @TreeBeard2008 3 роки тому

    I like Alex the Singer. Should perform a song about lost sailors in the sea :-)

  • @ratblack8207
    @ratblack8207 3 роки тому

    Yo Alex I have the very exact shirt. I got it from Hudson's Bay

  • @samg5463
    @samg5463 3 роки тому +1

    Got a like for mentioning the best Salarian after Mordin.

    • @TJ-bg4fw
      @TJ-bg4fw 3 роки тому

      There's a Salarian other than Mordin?

  • @zombieslayer4951
    @zombieslayer4951 3 роки тому

    @17:46 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicowalter5349
    @nicowalter5349 3 роки тому

    How can you include the downloaded savegame into your files?

  • @mrpotatonutz9154
    @mrpotatonutz9154 3 роки тому

    My pc can’t handle Hoi4 anymore and I’ve only even done three games, I really hope I can get some more games in when I get an actual PC…

  • @anarchistZ
    @anarchistZ 3 роки тому +1

    Did pretty well for a second game, but i would have tried to blitz Czechoslovakia