I didn't think this was gonna be *_THAT_* different from the first one, honestly. _As soon as the choir spoke _*_ONCE_*_ I turned, mouth agape, in _*_GENUINE_*_ fear at my phone._
The epic chorus being “catch me at your local party, yes I crank it every day” was masterful. I stood up in the theatre, cried, clapped and shit my pants. And then every other person stood and clapped, too.
@@bigchungus6827 Bro are you human? You are called big chungus, have a pfp that probably is the front cover of the universe lore, and you have osu vids from years ago? Enlighten me.
@@DAILY-MOTIVATIONer Well, I like the big chungus meme, the omega in the pfp is similar to the star sign Libra, I play osu, and I'm actually a very advanced AI created to befriend everyone's mom.
In ~8 hours, I will be running a 100-mile footrace through the White Mountains of interior Alaska. Your extensive musical lexicon has been a constant inspiration/source of existential terror during my training, and this masterpiece is no exception. When I start inevitably hallucinating from exhaustion and sleep deprivation, I know exactly what I’ll be seeing. Shine on, you Kongs among men.
@@SaintDicc 3rd place! No Sephikongs (that I saw, anyways), but “fly real high and climb on trees/crushing YOU is such a breeze” helped me keep pace with my footsteps through the entire thing. Again, you’re awesome for doing this.
Souljaroth: Dang, that's one crankin sword you got man. (Looks at the Qi-Blade.) Donald "ZettaFlare" Dunk: It's the Qi-Blade! Souljaroth: Aight, so them's a Qi-Blade? Then you be its Robocop? Jora: So what if I am? Souljaroth: Ya man, I wonder if that will crank its mind after I supersoak ya.
Little known fact: Souljaroth's ultimate move "Superman" is actually jus an illusion that causes your party so much anguish that it physically harms them
This isn't even his peak power and I've already lost all hope for a worthwhile opponent. From Pillar Man to SOULJAROTH this specimen is terrifying, almost untouched levels of power...........He has acended giving him UNLIMITED CRANKNOVA V1
If I ever start up one of those internet review shows that also has lore for no reason Souljaroth is definitely going to be the villain of a whole ass arc
@SaintDicc Like it’s pretty much just Linkara and AVGN keeping that shit alive now but honestly that shit was fire and I’m glad at least they are still doing it, just a fun absurd concept coupled with genuine sincerity and actually good writing when pulled off to its best extent
The use of the Steelpan for the woodwind instruments is God Tier. I was in the office the first time I heard this. I nearly had a stroke trying not to laugh.
Well, if there's one thing Sephiroth and Malenia got in common, they both want to give the main character of their game series pain. On the receiving end.
_Souljaroth raps his way into the field!_ _Souljaroth wields his __-Bootleg-__ Totally Original Souljamune with pride!_ _Souljaroth’s Cease & Desist Letters are becoming just a memory._ _Souljaroth releases a new single! Sales are… mediocre. Souljaroth’s Attack lowered!_ _Souljaroth prepares the CrankerNova._ _Souljaroth remembers his father, Lil’ Jonova and bolsters his efforts to be a Superman. Attack increased!_ _Souljaroth’s preparing to Crank on that Robocop!_ _Souljaroth is being summoned by the Union of the One Wing. Souljaroth Fled!_ You won… for now. Received a -totally not fake- Souljamune Handheld. Found *Journal Entry - C&D File Disposal Site Location (Treasure Map #7)* Entry Unlocked - *Souljaroth, Rapper of the Union of the One Wing*
I’m so happy I was subbed beforehand but if I wasn’t I definitely would be now Update: I was playing this for a group of about eight guys today and two or three were vibin pretty hard to it but one was sitting there immovable with his jaw dropped the entire time
Damn, the possibilities are scary with collabs for custom voicelines. Infinite possibilities, imagine custom lines for DK Rap or space jam with whatever its mashed up :(. Also, this underrated as hell for being one of the top shits you have posted so far
This is the shitpost of all time
Also one of the collaborations of all time
this is indeed one of the shitposts ever made
Happy birthday to me. Great work, both of you, as always.
69 likes, make a wish!
Are you gonna cover this one like you covered One-Wing Kong?
His repeated appearance at my "local party" implies a proximity that I'm honestly not comfortable with.
223 like and no reply. Allow me to alter that.
"The Soulja console you see before you is the reality, The Nintendo you remember that is the illusion."
“I can, therefore I must” pt. 43
Collab so it's we can, therefore we must.
The mashup brain rot is spreading
I didn't think this was gonna be *_THAT_* different from the first one, honestly.
_As soon as the choir spoke _*_ONCE_*_ I turned, mouth agape, in _*_GENUINE_*_ fear at my phone._
Only the best mashups can achieve this awesome effect.
This activated my fight or flight response immediately.
And I choose flight.
It’ll be hard to fly with only one wing.
This is horrific, I'm sharing this with all my friends.
"Sora, it's Souljaroth!"-- President Donald Duck.
The epic chorus being “catch me at your local party, yes I crank it every day” was masterful. I stood up in the theatre, cried, clapped and shit my pants. And then every other person stood and clapped, too.
Did they also shit your pants?
@@PyrrhusBrin we all shit my pants, it was amazing. Really brought an entire community together in solidarity.
@@Cagebreaker that's the shit dude
"My console shall never become a memory." Souljaroth.
Cloud: "I'm gonna be a SOULJA, the best of the best. Like Souljaroth"
please S T O P
If One-Winged Soulja 2 is so good why isn't there a One-Winged Soulja 2 2?
Don't give him any ideas, dude. Humans aren't ready,
@@bigchungus6827 Bro are you human?
You are called big chungus, have a pfp that probably is the front cover of the universe lore, and you have osu vids from years ago? Enlighten me.
@@DAILY-MOTIVATIONer Well, I like the big chungus meme, the omega in the pfp is similar to the star sign Libra, I play osu, and I'm actually a very advanced AI created to befriend everyone's mom.
"the previous will be obsolete"
Now what kind of changes could possibly make that happ-
"Latin Soulja Boy lyrics start chanting*
In ~8 hours, I will be running a 100-mile footrace through the White Mountains of interior Alaska.
Your extensive musical lexicon has been a constant inspiration/source of existential terror during my training, and this masterpiece is no exception.
When I start inevitably hallucinating from exhaustion and sleep deprivation, I know exactly what I’ll be seeing.
Shine on, you Kongs among men.
Good luck, hope you win! Any Sephikongs you see are hallucinations... maybe.
@@SaintDicc 3rd place!
No Sephikongs (that I saw, anyways), but “fly real high and climb on trees/crushing YOU is such a breeze” helped me keep pace with my footsteps through the entire thing.
Again, you’re awesome for doing this.
Souljaroth: Dang, that's one crankin sword you got man. (Looks at the Qi-Blade.)
Donald "ZettaFlare" Dunk: It's the Qi-Blade!
Souljaroth: Aight, so them's a Qi-Blade? Then you be its Robocop?
Jora: So what if I am?
Souljaroth: Ya man, I wonder if that will crank its mind after I supersoak ya.
I am not ashamed to admit that this channel is my only exposure to Soulja Boy.
This and siivagunner
That is indeed enviable.
Little known fact: Souljaroth's ultimate move "Superman" is actually jus an illusion that causes your party so much anguish that it physically harms them
This isn't even his peak power and I've already lost all hope for a worthwhile opponent. From Pillar Man to SOULJAROTH this specimen is terrifying, almost untouched levels of power...........He has acended giving him UNLIMITED CRANKNOVA V1
Sephiroth will never crank that s-
This is how sephiroth got into soldier in the first place xD
3:23 is pure gold
3:31 P u r e F E A R
He didn't have to go this hard, but he did
He breaks souls, indeed
Now _this_ is a certified hood classic.
This song builds dread more effectively then any horror moive and thats the real magic of this.
God has truly graced my ears with this masterpiece. I must show all blood relatives this art.
This means that the next song will land on April 1st…
Oh no
What do you mean "oh no"? I always just upload an unedited OST of "Team Aqua/Magma Boss"
@@SaintDicc do drought
It sounds like someone tried to remix lavender to be about dying instead of being dead
If I ever start up one of those internet review shows that also has lore for no reason Souljaroth is definitely going to be the villain of a whole ass arc
"Internet review show that has lore for no reason" is a true and powerful statement
@SaintDicc Like it’s pretty much just Linkara and AVGN keeping that shit alive now but honestly that shit was fire and I’m glad at least they are still doing it, just a fun absurd concept coupled with genuine sincerity and actually good writing when pulled off to its best extent
A real hood classic.
This is going to be the best song of the year
The use of the Steelpan for the woodwind instruments is God Tier. I was in the office the first time I heard this. I nearly had a stroke trying not to laugh.
Soja lore: the most recent rematch against the one handed hooper
Let's get One-Winged Space Soulja Kong.
St. Diccholas has blessed us once again
Praise the One Winged Angel!
Well, if there's one thing Sephiroth and Malenia got in common, they both want to give the main character of their game series pain. On the receiving end.
Why is this so fucking good?
JPM vocals
The thumbnail
_Souljaroth raps his way into the field!_
_Souljaroth wields his __-Bootleg-__ Totally Original Souljamune with pride!_
_Souljaroth’s Cease & Desist Letters are becoming just a memory._
_Souljaroth releases a new single! Sales are… mediocre. Souljaroth’s Attack lowered!_
_Souljaroth prepares the CrankerNova._
_Souljaroth remembers his father, Lil’ Jonova and bolsters his efforts to be a Superman. Attack increased!_
_Souljaroth’s preparing to Crank on that Robocop!_
_Souljaroth is being summoned by the Union of the One Wing. Souljaroth Fled!_
You won… for now.
Received a -totally not fake- Souljamune Handheld.
Found *Journal Entry - C&D File Disposal Site Location (Treasure Map #7)*
Entry Unlocked - *Souljaroth, Rapper of the Union of the One Wing*
I’m so happy I was subbed beforehand but if I wasn’t I definitely would be now
Update: I was playing this for a group of about eight guys today and two or three were vibin pretty hard to it but one was sitting there immovable with his jaw dropped the entire time
2:14 This part goes really hard 🔥🔥🔥
Better sequel than Cars 2
This is a soujapiece
me when when me when souljaroth when me
I Will...Never Not Crank that Soulja Boy- Sephiroth at 3Am outside of Cloud's House
Edit: That ending choir was just...*Chef Kiss* too good
W
H
A
T
SOULJA. First class.
Idk wtf I expected but it’s better than what I expected
I feel like this is the start of something terrifying. Also this is incredible, excellent work both of you, you really did crank dat Souljaroth.
Oh good grief it’s back. Madoka help us all.
I cannot put into words the experience I went through listening to this. This is one of my favorite meme mashup songs ever.
Catch me at your local party yes I crank it every day as fucking chorus is just brilliant lmfaoooo
the dark side of the piano roll
Didn’t think there were any improvements that could be made from the previous one. I was wrong.
When Souljaroth rolls up in your hood, heads roll.
I just...
...why is this so fucking well done...
god everytime I watch this it just gets better
His power is immeasurable, I hope I am ready for such a fight
this is certainly a that is
I didnt know i needed this cursed post until it showed up in me recommendations😂
The perfect first exposure to souljaboy. I am gonna play this at my nephew's 12th birthday party
Simply a masterpiece without equal.
Your lyricists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Somehow your mashups just keep getting better.
Damn, the possibilities are scary with collabs for custom voicelines. Infinite possibilities, imagine custom lines for DK Rap or space jam with whatever its mashed up :(. Also, this underrated as hell for being one of the top shits you have posted so far
This'll remain on top for a while, JPM and I can't collab all the time haha
Well now all we need is a One-Winged Aku and we’ll be complete.
He cranked it soldier first class style
yo this fire frfr 🔥
This terrifies me in ways I didn’t know possible.
this is too powerful
YUUUUUUUU!!
Stay were you belong! In my memories!
This is the pinnacle of youtube.
Everyone knows Sephiroth was SOULJA First Class
I envy this level of absolute shittery
from one cursed being to another, well done
I aspire to be such a successful musician that people completely change my music for the sake of memes
Souljaroth isn't real, Richard. He can't hurt you.
Souljaroth:
This may be mans greatest(?) achievement
Cloud, tell me what song you cherish most, so I may have the pleasure of cranking to it.
Maybe ill get them to play this at my funeral
That's Ex-SOULJA to you.
Soujaroth be hitting hard
Yo this is actually catchy.
bruh why is this giving me Mario Sunshine vibes tho?
Probably the steel drums.
SOULJA 1st Class
HOOOLY SHIIT!
3:35 damn this kinda goes hard lmao
How did I get here? 😭👏
This is torture song .
Crank your health bar up in this OH, watch me play and watch me go! SUPERNOVA!
Enjoying some pears rn
Omfg
Oh my god the chorus
You guys need to be locked up
Souljaroth, or Sephiboy?
Always Souljaroth
Yup this sure is what i clicked on
SOJU BOTTLE OPEN JU WATCH ME DRINK IT WATCH ME JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
did a fucking double take when I heard an opera man singing actual soulja boy
The only way I am listening to Soulja Boi (apart from Dathings). I love it!
Needs the trumpet beat from We Are Number One
The Final Courus Was A Bit Weak The Rest Really Good!
I probably didn't mix it well enough
Somehow this tops the original
Can we have Smooth McGroove do an acapella of this version of One-Winged Angel?
This, I crave this as reality. 😂