he has no style he has no grace This kong has a funny face He has no style he has no grace This kong has a funny face HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE *D O N K E Y K O N G*
Remember this well: The current DK is actually JUNIOR, as in Donkey Kong Junior from DK2 (NES). The Reunion is him bringing Kranky back into the prime of his life as the ORIGINAL DONKEY KONG. Kranky: You little brats, I refuse to be reduced to a mere memory!
@@-AirKat- even fucking scarier, the youngest dk, a noble warrior turnt on the world, cranky Kong, the elderly soldier returned to his prime, and dk classic, the demon of 40 years ago returned to life that he might have his revenge.
No joke, I was watching the other ones and I came across a comment saying someone should do it with the remake, and I thought to myself “that’d be pretty sick” It was pretty sick
I know this was said of the past versions, but after "Crushin' you seems such a breeze", "Know the words, join in, too" now especially sounds more like a threat than an invite.
When DK fused with the Crystal Coconut, he gained it's unlimited power. With it, he was no longer satisfied with consuming bananas, he now desires to purify the world of the corruption of mankind, (and banana stealing kremilings.) He shall make the world... ...return to monke.
The original was a masterpiece on its own, then you enhanced, then you expanded it, then you made advent country, and this masterpiece. The cranky Kong summon caught me off guard but it’s so damn good.
"C'mon, Cranky, take it to the fridge!" this fridge contains walnuts, peanuts, walnuts, peanuts, oranges, grapes, melons, coconut shells (but not the rest of the coconut), pineapple smells (but no confirmation of actual pineapples.) this fridge is missing a fruit some kong needs to bring it dis pear.
I keep coming back to these classics. There’s something within the genetic makeup of One-Winged Angel and Donkey Kong that just go together like Aerith and getting stabbed and you capture it perfectly every time. Thank you for your service soldier.
Thank you, fellow soldier. Your efforts have pushed One-Winged Kong further than it really should have gone. The lineage of the meme from SaltyCabbage to now is truly something to behold.
He's back again and messing with time too, 'cause this time he's in the first act, dude. He can fly real high with his one-winged form, makes summoning meteors look like the norm. He'll give Cloud PTSD with his fire-proof hair, Protagonists beware, *HE SHALL GIVE YOU DISPAIR*
Imagine an alternate universe, Smash is made by Square Enix, Mario is DLC in the fourth game, out of focus, no spirits in the fifth. Then the Game Awards roll around, and the game’s villain gets punched into oblivion. Mario looks up, grimaces, and this starts playing.
“I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you walnuts? Peanuts? Pineapple smells? Grapes? Melons? Oranges? Coconut shells?” “On your knees. I want you to beg for style and grace.” “Is this the pain you felt, King K. Loud? Let me remind you, this time you won’t forget. Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure BANANA SLAMMING it away.”
King Kloud enters the alter and sees Aerith praying. He rushes forward toward her but a voice ominously calls out from the darkness above... “Heyyooo look out down below here he comes BANANA SLAMMA!”
DK activates BANANA ROTATE: poison Freeze Burn Attack down Defense down Speed down Luck down Magic down Magic defense down Evasion down Hp:1 25 likes have been applied BANANA ROTATE EFFECT ACTIVATES: ROTAT FASTER BANANA: Grand monke has been applied to DK The Divine 42 likes have been applied DIVINE MONKE status applied: Physical immunity Magic immunity Speed:999 50 likes have been applied DK'S STATS ARE NOW INFINITE
This video killed god, rolled his corpse down a flight of stares, Tbagged him and then resurrected god so god can be zero to deathed by DK in a smash ultimate match and then in reality
Lyrics: D K Donkey Kong is here D K Donkey Kong is here D K D K D K D K D K D K So he's here for you! (D K) Know the words? Join in too (D K) Don't you wanna clap? (D K) Take you through, monkey rap! Here we, Here we, Here we go! Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong! Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong! Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong! Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong! DK DK DK D K SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! MONKEY RAP, KICK SOME TAIL! AND HE'S STRONGER, TOO! SO HE'S BACK, JUST FOR YOU! Veni, veni,venias Ne me mori facias Veni, veni,venias Ne me mori facias Veni, veni,venias (Back again) (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (Banana juice) (Generosa) Veni, veni,venias (And this time) (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (he's in the mood!) (Generosa) Veni, veni,venias (Back again) (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (Banana juice) (Generosa) Veni, veni,venias (And this time) (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (he's in the mood!) (Generosa) D K DONKEY KONG IS HERE D K DONKEY KONG IS HERE HUH YEAH MH OK! (DKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDK) (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU) YEAH (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU) YEAH Has no style Has no grace This kong has Funny face (Yeah) SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO! TILL YOU WANNA CLAP TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! DKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDK HUH HUH HUH (BANANAAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAAA) Here we, Here we, Here we go! So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! Till you wanna clap Take you through, monkey rap! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! Till you wanna clap Take you through, monkey rap! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! Coconut gun It isn't funny Can fire in sprouts It's gonna hurt! So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! Till you wanna clap Take you through, monkey rap! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge! *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* *Estuans interius, ira vehementi* Lea-der of the bunch! Know him well, kick some tail! He's stronger too! So he's back, just for you! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! So he's here for you! Know him well, kick some tail! He's stronger too! So he's back, just for you! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! Has no tie He has no grace! This kong has a funny face! Has no tie He has no grace! This kong has a funny face! Has no tie He has no grace! This kong has a funny face! Has no tie He has no grace! This kong has a funny face! Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) Has no tie (WALNUTS) He has no grace! (PEANUTS) This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS) DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! Fly real high And climb up trees Crushing rocks seems such a breeze! Fly real high And climb up trees Crushing rocks seems such a breeze! Fly real high And climb up trees Crushing rocks seems such a breeze! Fly real high And climb up trees Crushing rocks seems such a breeze! Fly real high (Gloriosa!) And climb up trees (Generosa!) Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!) Fly real high (Gloriosa!) And climb up trees (Generosa!) Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!) Fly real high (Gloriosa!) And climb up trees (Generosa!) Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!) Fly real high (Gloriosa!) And climb up trees (Generosa!) Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!) SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO! SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO! SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO! SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU! KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO! TILL YOU WANNA CLAP TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! TILL YOU WANNA CLAP TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! TILL YOU WANNA CLAP (GLORIOSA) TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! (GENEROSA) TILL YOU WANNA CLAP (GLORIOSA) TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! (GENEROSA) HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! YEAH! Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge! WALNUTS PEANUTS WALNUTS PEANUTS WALNUTS PEANUTS WALNUTS PEANUTS WALNUTS PEANUTS WALNUTS PEANUTS WA-WA-WALNUTS PEANUTS ! PINEAPPLE SMELLS GRAPE, MELON, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS! OH YEAH! WALNUTS PEANUTS ! PINEAPPLE SMELLS GRAPE, MELON, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS! OH YEAH! HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS) DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG!
_The world was ending. The cities of man had fallen to anarchy. The dead were everywhere, but so too were they. The instigators. The believers. The bringers of ruin. All had been gathered to this place, as they had always known they would. As the skies turned red as the blood that soaked the ground, a stark crimson light began to shine. It shone brilliantly, blinding some, but illuminating all who had gathered there. It was time._ *"YEAAAAH!"* _The voice rang out for miles, but came from nowhere. All were looking to the light now. It began to grow hot, taking its toll on those who had not yet collapsed or been blinded. There was nowhere left to run. Those who had gathered were the only ones who might be spared by he who now appeared in the heavens above. Those first to notice began to chant and sing his name. The name they had been given was not true, but it was known. It was all they had. It was all they could say._ _"D.K! D.K! D.K! D.K! Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong is here!"_ _He was descending towards them, at an alarming speed. Before they had time to clear, he was upon them. Crushing them seemed such a breeze. Yet before this last act of carnage could truly commence, a new sound was heard:_ *"OPLAH!"* _The sky began to turn orange. D.K. knew what it meant. Even to the enlightened it would seem that the ritual was complete, and yet a new figure could now be seen. No one expected him; none ever did. He had no style. He had no grace. This Kong had a funny face. He appears in the sky, when he needs to, bringing madness to all, no matter to who. The fifth member of the D.K. crew._ _"Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts!"_ _So little time. There was none left to waste. Chaos had come for the human race._ _Lanky was here, and was up to no good. D.K. said one word. The only he could:_ *"OKAY!"* _"Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts!"_
Thank you, kind sir. Here I was, thinking it couldn't get better. I now have both a new wallpaper and ringtone. Some may call you crazy for uploading this Kongs everywhere will say otherwise. Of all the D.K. Raps I've seen, this is the best. No other has ever conjured this emotion in me. Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconuts... Sniff... It always gets me. Great work was done in every part of this. Other than Sephikong's face. That's pretty weird looking. Such things can't be helped. That face is hard to make attractive. You've done a great job and I'm proud of you. Leaving this video brings me great sorrow. Eggs.
This one is so much better than Advent Country, mostly especially for actually featuring the "funny face" verse and actually making One Winged Kong a meme again. And because this also includes the "fly real high" verse, thus having the best of both worlds, this one is by far the best one you've made now. You've officially earned me as new subscriber! You deserve my subscription to you for redeeming yourself with this one after the last video. Thank you for making this one a thousand times better than Advent Country!
@@SaintDicc True. But really it'd be more weird than boring. Like about 75% weird and 25% boring. That's why, whether we like it or not, there will always be things and people that are bad or that we just don't really like for whatever reason. Good and Bad just can not exist without each other. It's like a curse that causes a constant cycling loop that does not ever end. We all think there is a beginning and an end, but really there isn't. It's just the same shit happening over and over again, just in different shapes, forms, feels, sounds, tones, tastes, flavors, smells, moods, names, and etc. Like the saying that history always repeats itself. We all cursed to always repeat history over and over, just in different ways, whether we like it or not, because there will always be good and bad.
![[4K60ᶠᵖˢ] EVERY FINAL BOSS in FINAL FANTASY SERIES (1988-2023) FINAL FANTASY XVI 2023](/img/n.gif)
St.Franklin: dont worry babe im not gonna mix the dk rap with one winged angel more than once
St.Franklin after 3 bananas:
help i made too many dk rap mashups how do i retract dong
@@SaintDicc You can't, Dong is eternal.
@@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263 do you know what else is eternal
@@SaintDicc I demand.
Ur expand
All I can hear after that is Grant Kirkong going "yeah!"
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
WATCH HIM CLEANSE
THE HUMAN RACE
Underrated comment 🤣🤣
Have wife?
D K rides
This kong
Cause red tide
HUH!
@@luna7157 D!!
K!!!!
@@DonkeyKongJr DONKEY KONG
he has the style
he has the grace
he summons an attack from outer space
And then theres Aeris!
Shes dead.
SK, SEPHY KONG
Its Gonna Hurt
This Kong has style
This Kong has grace
He summons rocks
From outer space
Final banan
Redux: supernova flavor
Potassium x2
@@RetroRSPğ
Well bois, we did it
Blond anime crocodiles are no more
no more zelda either
Ah yes, King C. Loud
Hey Xavier long time no see
Know the words?
Join in too.
@@starrodpiplup banana slamma
Donkey Kong’s Perspective: Gangplank Galleon
King K Rool’s Perspective:
Dis 🍐
@@DonkeyKongJr here, 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
@@briceschiele6955 .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@briceschiele6955 BANANA SLAMMA
Come on Cranky take it to the bridge 😎
DUDE it gave me chills when the lyrics switched from “Crushing rocks seems such a breeze” to “Crushing *you* seems such a breeze”
S AME
This Kong has a funny face.
Actually good lyrics
When does it play?
@@applechild2606 somewhere in 7:36
“Crushin _you_ seems such a breeze” caught me _so fuckin off guard holy crap_
I had a feeling it'd pay off
@@SaintDicc thank you
Good song
Happy Kong
Which time does this come from?
@@monsieurnaggert3134 7:36, listen to the whole phrase for the effect
Me too
"Fly real high and climb up trees, crushing you seems such a breeze." is a gem.
*respecting chest pound*
whats the timestamp i lost it
This meme is getting too powerful.
No seriously, I can't stop laughing!
one winged kong was never gaining power
it was revealing a little bit at a time
The meme was dying and revived over time and over he is like rick roll never get old
Please make your own version of One Wing Kong dude your stuff is amazeawesome
But turn it into Bury The Light vs One Winged Kong
Even our goat Alex Moukala is here 😂
Like Sabir said, he was just showing us his power one phase at a time
I'm picturing Aerith just getting stabbed by a giant Banana and DK saying "Yeeeaaaah" as he delivers the blow.
This is amazingly done...
This made me laugh so hard. Take my like
King K. Cloud with this face: ._.
BANANA SLAMMA
@@tronixchl2004 Oh my god, this needs to be a whole thing now.
That comment can be taken will out of context
His Meteor gun can fire in spurts, if he stabs Aerith it's gonna hurt.
Sephikong used Draco meteor!
Aerith Fainted!
D O N G E X P A N D E
Too soon
@@grenadine5571 It's been 24 years.
@@tonystank3091 still too soon
I genuinely did not expect that
"B A N N A N A A A A A A. S L A M A"
That's what he yells when he descends and stabs Pauline through the chest with a golden banana
@@SaintDicc so is Mario cloud or is K Rool
@@UltraZombie115 yes
@@UltraZombie115 Neither. It's Stanley the Bugman, or I guess Stan Dinheer would be a name for him in this specific franchise.
@@UltraZombie115 kloud
walnuts, peanuts,
walnuts, peanuts,
WALNUTS, PEANUTS,
WALNUTS, PEANUTS,
The guy who's allergic to nuts: "Oh Christ no"
he has no style he has no grace
This kong has a funny face
He has no style he has no grace
This kong has a funny face
HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
*D O N K E Y K O N G*
🌰🥜
WALLNUTS, DEEZNUTS.
@@MrAwesomePoopz WALLNUTS, DEEZNUTZ
This meme will never be just a memory
🍌 slamma
it will never die
You're right, because there's going to be some random person to reply to your comment
@@quirkyperson125 Yes.
@@quirkyperson125 and it might just be me
He’s bigger,
Faster,
And stronger too
He’s holding back, just for you
Underrated comment
Remember this well: The current DK is actually JUNIOR, as in Donkey Kong Junior from DK2 (NES). The Reunion is him bringing Kranky back into the prime of his life as the ORIGINAL DONKEY KONG.
Kranky: You little brats, I refuse to be reduced to a mere memory!
Scary! So he’s gonna kill junior and the kremlins?
@@subzero9024 Nah, Junior remembered him, so he's safe.
Actually the current DK is Donkey Kong the 3rd, Jr is his dad
@@-AirKat- >Kranky is the OG DK and a GRAND DAD
Calling SiIvaGunner to the HQ Rips requests, we got another one :D
@@-AirKat- even fucking scarier, the youngest dk, a noble warrior turnt on the world, cranky Kong, the elderly soldier returned to his prime, and dk classic, the demon of 40 years ago returned to life that he might have his revenge.
King K.Loud: "Stay in the dead memes, where you belong!"
Kongiroth: "I will never be a dead meme."
For, K. Loud, I intend to live forever. (also 1000th comment on my screen for this masterpiece)
The ugly laugh I let out reading the name “King K.Loud” amskdifiejjsjsjs
He has no style
His hair is gray
This Kong will make you decay
will make you DK
Say it...
Say my fucking name.... Say it again....
....again...
DONKEY KONG
@@DonkeyKongJr *D K D K D K D K D K D K*
NO I DON’T WANNA BE DIS PEAR
Description: Never ask me for anything ever again.
"We interrupt this description to bring you a quote of Masahiro Sakurai."
*Ding*
Grace
Kong
Face
You
Words
Too
The funny part is that Sakurai never even said that haha
Sephikong: I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you dis pear and shower you in coconut cream pies?
Hello again.
@@Crimson1Fed I will never be a memory
@@superbroly2170 I guessed so.
🍐
"Shower you in coconut cream pies" Oh my
One-Winged Kong: *exists*
St. Franklin: "I can milk you."
Nothing but facts here
Now he can release then all with lyrics
Honestly, he's doing the good type of milking. These are really well made :)
He has some style
He has some grace
This Kong has wiped out the Kremling race...
this is honestly terrifying
sephiroth Kong is literally an eldritch horror
He has no style
He has long hair
This kong
Will give you despair
*he's all style
he will give you dis pear
As someone who is severely allergic to peanuts and walnuts, 9:08 instilled genuine fear into my heart.
walnuts
Peanuts
Walnuts
Stop Patrick, you're scaring him!
Peanuts
Crushing YOU seems such a breeze made me scared for my life for two seconds
You should be
@@BBQLOVER65 this is the most threatening comment I've ever seen
"Crushing you seems such a breeze" filled me with a deep primal fear I didn't know I had in me.
2000 years of constant human evolution to create this. We have reached peak humanity.
We have been around for far longer than 2000 years but I get what you're trying to say fam.
Peak monke
No
@@kingcrimson4504 like king said
Peak monke
@@danielbergholtz5761 I think its a joke
Never has the DK rap become so threatening holy fuck this is awesome
And now the trilogy is complete. Props to SaltyCabbage for the original, and Franklin for Advent and Rebirth.
Everyone forgot the enhanced version
@@briceschiele6955 I didn't
@@sonic_gamer9563 another veteran of the one winged kong series
There are at least six now.
@Ayu Tsakata Music Doom is here
I have never felt so threatened by a song before
DK: "Fly real high and climb up trees! C R U S H I N G Y O U I S S U C H A B R E E Z E"
His Masamune can go through your shirt
When he stabs you, it's gonna hurt
Salty cabbage: **makes a funny sephiroth kong**
St. Franklin: Allow me to just *evolve* that.
"Cranky take it to the fridge!"
He took it beyond the fridge!
"The end comes...beyond the fridge"
It's no coincidence that this was uploaded the day the Godzilla vs Kong trailer dropped
I will never be just a member of the D.K Crew
SO HE IS FINALLY HERE!
COMIN' FOR YOU
KNOW THE WORDS
JOIN IN TOO
IF YOU WANNA CLAP
Yes
This has got to be the most menacing music I've listened to early in the morning
me
No joke, I was watching the other ones and I came across a comment saying someone should do it with the remake, and I thought to myself “that’d be pretty sick”
It was pretty sick
I know this was said of the past versions, but after "Crushin' you seems such a breeze", "Know the words, join in, too" now especially sounds more like a threat than an invite.
He has no mercy
Remorse is rare
This Kong's here
to give you despair!
He's deadly, lethal, with no pity
He will not ever be a memory!
stop being in every comment section i swear ur becoming justin y
@@gabrielfung77 I take it you watch many things about indie games, as Chris is basically the Justin Y. of indie fandoms
Why does the Cranky Kong Summon section hit so hard?
Cranky took it Beyond the fridge!
(Yes, I stole it from my dead account)
he took it to the fridge
CAN WE ALL APPRECIATE THE WORK THIS MAN HAS MADE?
FUCKING GODLIKE.
Anyone else love the fact that this was released the same day that the trailer for Godzilla vs Kong was released?
*EXPANDED DONG EXPANDS FURTHER*
Petition that this gets edited over every fight scene between Kong and Godzilla in the movie
@@Pintroll300 Where do I sign?
@@henrikcarter4360 exactly!
"Know the words, join in too" in the original DK Rap is an invitation.
Here?
It's a COMMAND.
You /WILL/ JOIN IN TOO
I cant lie...This is honestly just a masterpiece
That Cranky Kong summon part blew me away-
I was wondering if putting that in would be a good idea, glad to see it paid off
@@SaintDicc cranky took it beyond the fridge!
the whole thing blows me away
"Crushing you seems such a breeze."
One-Winged Angel and DK : exist
St. Franklin : *I c a n m i l k y o u.*
Absolute facts
THE TRILOGY OF SEPHIKONG
JUST FOR *_YOU_*
One winged kong enhanced: am I a joke to you?
When DK fused with the Crystal Coconut, he gained it's unlimited power. With it, he was no longer satisfied with consuming bananas, he now desires to purify the world of the corruption of mankind, (and banana stealing kremilings.)
He shall make the world...
...return to monke.
The original was a masterpiece on its own, then you enhanced, then you expanded it, then you made advent country, and this masterpiece. The cranky Kong summon caught me off guard but it’s so damn good.
*descends from the sky and violently stabs peach*
Pauline maybe more accurate? And he's gotta stab with a giant banana.
@@foxbear60 Masamonke
@@mastermegatron - That's an aPEELing weapon name!
@@mastermegatronMasakong
@@bestplayerofalltime105 masadonke
Sure, it was pretty shocking when we found out that Seperoth would be in smash, but now we know the truth.
He's been in smash since 64.
Nintendo: *eventually one day stops the Donkey Kong Country series*
The Other Developers of Donkey Kong who worked hard on it, joining Square:
A DK and Diddy Kong RPG a la M&L sounds really nice, actually. Not SE, but it was the first thing that came to mind...
@@darkuscarlet it wouldn’t just be DK and Diddy, there are plenty of other Kongs to choose from too!
This unironically slaps
One day Nintendo going to make this picture an Easter egg in one of there games
I wouldn't say Nintendo
More like Retro Studios, they meme a lot
Could imagine a Sakurai pic of the day like this
@@CelloGamerMatt i can imagine sakurai puting this in his wall while he presents a new dlc
gonna time travel to the early 1800s and play this for the first child I can find
I’m going to do that in 12BC
The problem with that is that they'd be way more interested in the fact you can time travel.
I'm going to go forward to the Apocalypse and blare this to the entire world.
The malicious aura combined with that maniacal smile makes this 10x better
"C'mon, Cranky, take it to the fridge!"
this fridge contains walnuts, peanuts, walnuts, peanuts, oranges, grapes, melons, coconut shells (but not the rest of the coconut), pineapple smells (but no confirmation of actual pineapples.)
this fridge is missing a fruit
some kong needs to bring it dis pear.
I keep coming back to these classics. There’s something within the genetic makeup of One-Winged Angel and Donkey Kong that just go together like Aerith and getting stabbed and you capture it perfectly every time. Thank you for your service soldier.
Thank you, fellow soldier. Your efforts have pushed One-Winged Kong further than it really should have gone. The lineage of the meme from SaltyCabbage to now is truly something to behold.
What Godzilla hears in "Godzilla vs Kong"
We Knew This Was Coming...
E x p e c t
N o t h i n g
L e s s
This is a powerful pair to be replying to each other in such a place
@@spinge1523 should've seen the live.comments
@@DonkeyKongJr can agree oh wise ape
What the heck is happening here
He's back again and messing with time too,
'cause this time he's in the first act, dude.
He can fly real high with his one-winged form,
makes summoning meteors look like the norm.
He'll give Cloud PTSD with his fire-proof hair,
Protagonists beware, *HE SHALL GIVE YOU DISPAIR*
This is it. This is the one. The best comment here
After So Long, I Still Hear Them Chanting DECAY.
Meteor is the strongest force in all of FFVII and yet this madlad has four Meteor Smashes. Just because he can.
Sadly, it isn’t. That would be @$&!?/: Holy.
His Meteor Gun.
Can Fire in Spurts.
Fair meteor smash
Always hurts
Imagine an alternate universe, Smash is made by Square Enix, Mario is DLC in the fourth game, out of focus, no spirits in the fifth. Then the Game Awards roll around, and the game’s villain gets punched into oblivion. Mario looks up, grimaces, and this starts playing.
“I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you walnuts? Peanuts? Pineapple smells? Grapes? Melons? Oranges? Coconut shells?”
“On your knees. I want you to beg for style and grace.”
“Is this the pain you felt, King K. Loud? Let me remind you, this time you won’t forget. Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure BANANA SLAMMING it away.”
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
COCONUT SHELL
Did you forget the one that started it all?
King Kloud enters the alter and sees Aerith praying. He rushes forward toward her but a voice ominously calls out from the darkness above...
“Heyyooo look out down below here he comes BANANA SLAMMA!”
The stereo panning with the Walnuts and Peanuts part is great
I just imagine this as a cult summoning
DK activates BANANA ROTATE:
poison
Freeze
Burn
Attack down
Defense down
Speed down
Luck down
Magic down
Magic defense down
Evasion down
Hp:1
25 likes have been applied
BANANA ROTATE EFFECT ACTIVATES:
ROTAT FASTER BANANA:
Grand monke has been applied to DK The Divine
42 likes have been applied
DIVINE MONKE status applied:
Physical immunity
Magic immunity
Speed:999
50 likes have been applied
DK'S STATS ARE NOW INFINITE
RO
TAT
EH
FEEL THE ESPED
Applies status: Monke
Go g O
WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM VELOCIPY!!!
The One-winged Kong will return us all to Monke
I will...never be a monke.
One winged kong: mushroom kingdom hearts
Imagine a game where D-O-N-K-E-Y K-O-N-G is the final boss and his name is being chanted throughout the dissonant orchestral chaos.
This meme has evolved into something i cannot comprehend
That Cranky Kong summon section slaps WAY harder than it ought to
This video killed god, rolled his corpse down a flight of stares, Tbagged him and then resurrected god so god can be zero to deathed by DK in a smash ultimate match and then in reality
Pov: you are Aerith and you stole Donkey Kong's last banana.
Can't wait for a smash ultimate mod that just changes sephiroth's face to DK's face and changes masamune into a banana
If we get to the end of Godzilla vs Kong, and this starts playing, I'm gonna scream.
This video has actually helped keep me productive while listening to it. I don't know what that says about me, but I'm thankful for it either way
Lyrics:
D K
Donkey Kong is here
D K
Donkey Kong is here
D K
D K
D K
D K
D K
D K
So he's here for you!
(D K)
Know the words? Join in too
(D K)
Don't you wanna clap?
(D K)
Take you through, monkey rap!
Here we, Here we, Here we go!
Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong!
Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong!
Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong!
Yeah, huh!, DK, Donkey Kong!
DK DK DK
D K
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
MONKEY RAP, KICK SOME TAIL!
AND HE'S STRONGER, TOO!
SO HE'S BACK, JUST FOR YOU!
Veni, veni,venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni,venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni,venias (Back again) (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Banana juice) (Generosa)
Veni, veni,venias (And this time) (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (he's in the mood!) (Generosa)
Veni, veni,venias (Back again) (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Banana juice) (Generosa)
Veni, veni,venias (And this time) (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (he's in the mood!) (Generosa)
D K
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
D K
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
HUH
YEAH
MH
OK!
(DKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDK)
(HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
YEAH
(HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
YEAH
Has no style
Has no grace
This kong has
Funny face
(Yeah)
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO!
TILL YOU WANNA CLAP
TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP!
DKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDK
HUH
HUH
HUH
(BANANAAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAAA)
Here we, Here we, Here we go!
So he's here for you!
Know the words? Join in too!
Till you wanna clap
Take you through, monkey rap!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
So he's here for you!
Know the words? Join in too!
Till you wanna clap
Take you through, monkey rap!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
Coconut gun
It isn't funny
Can fire in sprouts
It's gonna hurt!
So he's here for you!
Know the words? Join in too!
Till you wanna clap
Take you through, monkey rap!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
*Estuans interius, ira vehementi*
Lea-der of the bunch!
Know him well, kick some tail!
He's stronger too!
So he's back, just for you!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
So he's here for you!
Know him well, kick some tail!
He's stronger too!
So he's back, just for you!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
Has no tie
He has no grace!
This kong has a funny face!
Has no tie
He has no grace!
This kong has a funny face!
Has no tie
He has no grace!
This kong has a funny face!
Has no tie
He has no grace!
This kong has a funny face!
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
Has no tie (WALNUTS)
He has no grace! (PEANUTS)
This kong has a funny face! (WALNUTS PEANUTS)
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
Fly real high
And climb up trees
Crushing rocks seems such a breeze!
Fly real high
And climb up trees
Crushing rocks seems such a breeze!
Fly real high
And climb up trees
Crushing rocks seems such a breeze!
Fly real high
And climb up trees
Crushing rocks seems such a breeze!
Fly real high (Gloriosa!)
And climb up trees (Generosa!)
Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!)
Fly real high (Gloriosa!)
And climb up trees (Generosa!)
Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!)
Fly real high (Gloriosa!)
And climb up trees (Generosa!)
Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!)
Fly real high (Gloriosa!)
And climb up trees (Generosa!)
Crushing you seems such a breeze! (Gloriosa! Generosa!)
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO!
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO!
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO!
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
KNOW THE WORDS? JOIN IN TOO!
TILL YOU WANNA CLAP
TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP!
TILL YOU WANNA CLAP
TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP!
TILL YOU WANNA CLAP (GLORIOSA)
TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! (GENEROSA)
TILL YOU WANNA CLAP (GLORIOSA)
TAKE YOU THROUGH, MONKEY RAP! (GENEROSA)
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
YEAH!
Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
WA-WA-WALNUTS
PEANUTS !
PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPE, MELON, ORANGES
AND COCONUT SHELLS! OH YEAH!
WALNUTS
PEANUTS !
PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPE, MELON, ORANGES
AND COCONUT SHELLS! OH YEAH!
HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE! (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! (WALNUTS, PEANUTS)
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
You madman.
Definitely "Grapes, Melons," not "Berry Apple," but props to you for writing this out
@@randomguy3708 I'm not a native so my hearing fails at times lol, I'mma fix it and props for telling me
@@downfallmandf9705
No worries, thanks for taking time to write it all out in the first place
I love the transition to “crushing YOU seems such a breeze”
_The world was ending. The cities of man had fallen to anarchy. The dead were everywhere, but so too were they. The instigators. The believers. The bringers of ruin. All had been gathered to this place, as they had always known they would. As the skies turned red as the blood that soaked the ground, a stark crimson light began to shine. It shone brilliantly, blinding some, but illuminating all who had gathered there. It was time._
*"YEAAAAH!"*
_The voice rang out for miles, but came from nowhere. All were looking to the light now. It began to grow hot, taking its toll on those who had not yet collapsed or been blinded. There was nowhere left to run. Those who had gathered were the only ones who might be spared by he who now appeared in the heavens above. Those first to notice began to chant and sing his name. The name they had been given was not true, but it was known. It was all they had. It was all they could say._
_"D.K! D.K! D.K! D.K! Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong is here!"_
_He was descending towards them, at an alarming speed. Before they had time to clear, he was upon them. Crushing them seemed such a breeze. Yet before this last act of carnage could truly commence, a new sound was heard:_
*"OPLAH!"*
_The sky began to turn orange. D.K. knew what it meant. Even to the enlightened it would seem that the ritual was complete, and yet a new figure could now be seen. No one expected him; none ever did. He had no style. He had no grace. This Kong had a funny face. He appears in the sky, when he needs to, bringing madness to all, no matter to who. The fifth member of the D.K. crew._
_"Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts!"_
_So little time. There was none left to waste. Chaos had come for the human race._
_Lanky was here, and was up to no good. D.K. said one word. The only he could:_
*"OKAY!"*
_"Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts! Walnuts! Peanuts!"_
i feel nothing but pure stress and existential dread listening to this
The other songs didn't quite meet the expectations of the original, but this is a masterpiece.
He can't keep getting away with this!
Yes he can
Yous gonna keep it here or delete it?
@@briceschiele6955 and he will.
Thank you, kind sir.
Here I was, thinking it couldn't get better.
I now have both a new wallpaper and ringtone.
Some may call you crazy for uploading this
Kongs everywhere will say otherwise.
Of all the D.K. Raps I've seen, this is the best.
No other has ever conjured this emotion in me.
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconuts...
Sniff... It always gets me.
Great work was done in every part of this.
Other than Sephikong's face.
That's pretty weird looking.
Such things can't be helped.
That face is hard to make attractive.
You've done a great job and I'm proud of you.
Leaving this video brings me great sorrow.
Eggs.
Bruh sephikong's face is perfection
He has all the style
He has all the grace
He will bring despair to k rool’s entire race
Frankly the speed at which this hits makes it intimidating as hell, even with the absurdity of the D.K. Rap lyrics worked into it.
When he says Walnuts, Peanuts, it sounds like a satanic ritual.
This one is so much better than Advent Country, mostly especially for actually featuring the "funny face" verse and actually making One Winged Kong a meme again. And because this also includes the "fly real high" verse, thus having the best of both worlds, this one is by far the best one you've made now. You've officially earned me as new subscriber! You deserve my subscription to you for redeeming yourself with this one after the last video. Thank you for making this one a thousand times better than Advent Country!
It'd be boring if everyone liked everything
@@SaintDicc True. But really it'd be more weird than boring. Like about 75% weird and 25% boring. That's why, whether we like it or not, there will always be things and people that are bad or that we just don't really like for whatever reason. Good and Bad just can not exist without each other. It's like a curse that causes a constant cycling loop that does not ever end. We all think there is a beginning and an end, but really there isn't. It's just the same shit happening over and over again, just in different shapes, forms, feels, sounds, tones, tastes, flavors, smells, moods, names, and etc. Like the saying that history always repeats itself. We all cursed to always repeat history over and over, just in different ways, whether we like it or not, because there will always be good and bad.
I like DK's slow revelation that not only does crushing rocks seems such a breeze.... but so does crushing you @_@
Make an amiibo team with dk named "DEE" and a sephiroth named "CAY".
Their entire playstyle revolves around breaking shields and hard punishing
Instead of Heartless Angel he uses Bananaless Kong.
God blessing us with another masterpiece
“This kong has a funny face”
It will be the last face you will ever see.
I am in tears
Whether by awe or fear, I am unsure
How appropriate that this comes out at the same time as the Godzilla vs Kong trailer.
"Coconut gun isn't funny"
That's where you're wrong