Not all Jebalians are pacifists bro, educate yourself (The Bazaar)

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  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft Місяць тому +411

    That jacket is making him evil, it's like the venom symbiote

  • @youseeIkick
    @youseeIkick Місяць тому +1193

    Not all Jabailans are pacifists, some of us paint with our red shit 🔥🔥🔥

    • @scottmillor
      @scottmillor Місяць тому +119

      Only a fool would try to anger a Jebalian

    • @flipperi80
      @flipperi80 Місяць тому +45

      it's so stupid how much i laughed at that

    • @hypermiraclepositivegirl2415
      @hypermiraclepositivegirl2415 Місяць тому +9

      You should have checked out man. I don't think that's a normal thing

    • @davidstenow5055
      @davidstenow5055 Місяць тому +19

      Beep boop ship red beep boop BORING

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 Місяць тому +18

      Out here shitting red watching NL living life

  • @emophobe
    @emophobe Місяць тому +426

    The cat threw up, here.

    • @lashwood
      @lashwood Місяць тому +9

      Cat threw, up here

    • @Legend-g4r3k
      @Legend-g4r3k Місяць тому +9

      Cat, threw up here

  • @Infrint3
    @Infrint3 Місяць тому +308

    when you fail to escape samsara and have to talk about the damn garbage disposal again

    • @enmanuelrondon9700
      @enmanuelrondon9700 Місяць тому +12

      Get it twisted

    • @kokosan09
      @kokosan09 Місяць тому +4

      look, at least it's not the come cookie.

    • @troycampolo
      @troycampolo Місяць тому

      +2

    • @Mr.E-Bachs
      @Mr.E-Bachs 24 дні тому +3

      Hey Hey, the garbage disposal discourse is a quality ongoing bit… don’t lump me in with the degenerates. 🏔️

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 Місяць тому +175

    You ever try painting my ship red? It's where you don't use paint

  • @LoganMan4
    @LoganMan4 Місяць тому +66

    Pig gameplay is so entertaining, I think NL really shines playing this character, even if he’s not winning as much as Vanessa. Hope more of this guy is coming

  • @nuparuchi
    @nuparuchi Місяць тому +138

    6:50 lip reading analysis: "where is here?"

  • @brutalvictory123
    @brutalvictory123 Місяць тому +81

    Not all Jabalians have a new vocal stim, bud.

  • @zaibachien
    @zaibachien Місяць тому +304

    We are bazaar guys, of couse we skip forward three times everytime he chooses the gumballs! (he aways chooses the gumballs)

    • @phoneticfinatic2710
      @phoneticfinatic2710 Місяць тому +120

      “Brother, it’s gotta be gumb-“

    • @sempervelox
      @sempervelox Місяць тому +54

      I’m telling you one day you will miss an important line of dialogue with all that skipping.

    • @giannistaz
      @giannistaz Місяць тому +54

      of course we think the next gumball will be a blue one

    • @phoneticfinatic2710
      @phoneticfinatic2710 Місяць тому +18

      @sempervelox that’s why you gotta 2x speed it just in case

    • @YungNah-t8f
      @YungNah-t8f Місяць тому +20

      @@phoneticfinatic2710 I was once a double tap to skip truther as well, and then my eyes were opened to the way of the giga Chad 2x speed viewer

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos Місяць тому +58

    NL is gathering all the Exodia pieces in this episode.

  • @denvvver2
    @denvvver2 Місяць тому +82

    27:01 this is genuinely good advice for the type A chatters as well. Ive seen multiple comments multiple times from people about how they get mad at NL's misplays but they also laugh about how they never get to 10 wins when they play anyway, even with their deep knowledge of optimizing synergies.
    And earlier in this video, he went off a bit on a chatter who wanted him to pivot his whole build for one synergy.
    It's luck at the end of the day. If you tunnel vision synergies so hard, you might never get what you want up and running in time. Sometimes you just gotta survive with the good stuff early on if you wanna win. A lot of times, the synergies arent even important until the last 2-3 battles when youre fighting real meta builds, so it's important to be flexible.

    • @mattcroft
      @mattcroft Місяць тому +9

      I was extremely Caught by him describing how he plays Magic

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 Місяць тому +5

      @@denvvver2 Its like when you get snecko eye, the noob trap is to always take high energy cards when the actual best choice is to ignore the synergy and just pick cards that give the best effect to build a functional deck

    • @Javierm0n0
      @Javierm0n0 Місяць тому +2

      Also good life advice as well tbh.

  • @kaue2382
    @kaue2382 Місяць тому +17

    It's kinda funny how he says "silence Vanessa player" and proceeds to play a build with 3 weapons and 2 tools that exist just to buff the weapons as Pygmalien

  • @Legov7
    @Legov7 Місяць тому +17

    A youtuber of the classic ways - not cutting out going to help clean up cat barf.

  • @xTobsecretx
    @xTobsecretx Місяць тому +43

    We’re back at the “nothing new under the sun” part of the cycle

  • @kegeramanyanghakiki9576
    @kegeramanyanghakiki9576 Місяць тому +3

    "you merely adopted the jabalian, i was born in it, moulded by it"
    -Egg

  • @Jay-zt1pq
    @Jay-zt1pq Місяць тому +40

    50:41 when your roommate is incredulous you don't want to watch the blues brothers for the third time in a row for movie night.

    • @suakeli
      @suakeli Місяць тому +1

      Blues Brothers +2000

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Місяць тому +16

    4:00 Honestly sometimes people make jabs and he pulls them up and sucker punches them in front of the class. US style proportional response.

  • @deetsitmeisterjd
    @deetsitmeisterjd Місяць тому +80

    Strawman episode. Bald man shouts at clouds.

    • @andybayer324
      @andybayer324 Місяць тому +45

      whats even crazier is this wasnt even a stream. he’s just imagining chatters

    • @missingdays1
      @missingdays1 Місяць тому +15

      ​@andybayer324 thank you for your work spreading misinformation on the Internet

    • @paulunga
      @paulunga Місяць тому +1

      Pyg episode*

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 Місяць тому +66

    me remembering which US president came after Linden B. Johnson: 25:08

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp Місяць тому +7

    24:23 the dopamine surge when he drops the yt video title IN the video 😩😩😩😩

  • @jepper5922
    @jepper5922 Місяць тому +28

    10:26 My older police partner telling me why we walk a beat.

  • @blockbleak8040
    @blockbleak8040 Місяць тому +7

    Not all ships in a bottle aren't also on fire.

  • @SM3X1T
    @SM3X1T 25 днів тому +1

    My guy is throwing out The Pharcyde lyrics off the top of the dome! Genuinely the most impressive thing I've seen a twitch streamer do

  • @TheYashakami
    @TheYashakami Місяць тому +1

    NL has made mental breakdowns so efficient. He was done in like 1 minute.

  • @Nighthawk20000
    @Nighthawk20000 Місяць тому +1

    Love that NL finally has some confidence in this game to push back on chat telling him to go for terrible items

  • @DarkTheBunn
    @DarkTheBunn Місяць тому +1

    24:27 Absolute cinema

  • @xXlizamaXx
    @xXlizamaXx Місяць тому +3

    once he learns how to actually use the adjacency bonuses for his rewards card the bazaar itself will tremble

  • @andu1337
    @andu1337 Місяць тому +5

    Egg has found the medium weapon build, its over guys

  • @escherfitzgerald6735
    @escherfitzgerald6735 Місяць тому +4

    Him not taking that 4th shield skill cause he didn’t want to read is criminal. That middle item would have been nutty with it.

    • @notonate69
      @notonate69 Місяць тому +4

      My Brother in Christ he got the 10 piece…

    • @gakulon
      @gakulon Місяць тому

      ​@@notonate69You'll never be able to rise and grind like Pygmalien

  • @meekumanu
    @meekumanu Місяць тому +2

    It's joever, he's discovered pyg mediums build

  • @charlieburnham39
    @charlieburnham39 Місяць тому

    The instant crashout with the true detective stinger at the start sent me man

  • @ItsRyanHello
    @ItsRyanHello Місяць тому +8

    I've met the Jabalians bro!! They're a peaceful people!!

    • @bufoz
      @bufoz Місяць тому +8

      real generalization, buddy. pygmalien shot me with a bow - you call that peaceful?

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 Місяць тому +1

      I've BEEN to their planet I met their FAMILY dude!

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello Місяць тому +1

      @@hypno5690 ive LIVED amongst their people bro

  • @bigoofoof6351
    @bigoofoof6351 Місяць тому +16

    I know you wont see this, but youve become my favorite dude on youtube. If i was more present in life and not fighting to survive, id watch livestreams. What really gets me is that youre no dumb cookie. Of most people who picked this lifestyle, yours seemed to be decisive. Ive come to watch you every day as i try to do something -productive or not- so thanks. Also loved how you went back to slay the spire after all that time

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill Місяць тому +7

      He has an accountant and a manager, I believe. Probably makes enough to live stress free and has his future set

    • @HIRVIism
      @HIRVIism Місяць тому +4

      Least parasocial NL viewer:

    • @bigoofoof6351
      @bigoofoof6351 Місяць тому +5

      @HIRVIism id call it fanboy more than parasocial. Although that stuff is on the rise. I dont think i know him, nor do i look at him as a friend. More as a minor source of comfort

    • @mightymaniac8712
      @mightymaniac8712 Місяць тому +1

      @@bigoofoof6351Don’t mind that reply, your comment was genuinely very sweet

  • @alfclarkclarkclark
    @alfclarkclarkclark Місяць тому +1

    20:07 Kevin McAlister when he falls on hard times

  • @BigHelpEnergy
    @BigHelpEnergy 27 днів тому

    Thank you for the pharcyde bit brought me back from you saying loving every minute of it jerry.

  • @masonskiekonto590
    @masonskiekonto590 Місяць тому +30

    40:10 i had to pause and take a short walk, noone makes me want to play the game myself more than the balduran

    • @JoelPederson-d3w
      @JoelPederson-d3w Місяць тому +5

      Balduran? In this household, we call him Enelle.

    • @mrhollw00d83
      @mrhollw00d83 Місяць тому +6

      Game: after 8 seconds double your damage?
      NL: Nah lemme get less than 200 shield instead 😂

    • @guilhermebarao4866
      @guilhermebarao4866 Місяць тому +11

      @@mrhollw00d83 to be fair its not a medium item which means he would have to run only 4 medium itens on his build, which would lose him 40 damage on every weapon.
      I actually think not taking it was the right play since with that build he wants to kill the opponent before 8 seconds anyway as after that dooleys just become unkillable, slowing and freezing ur ass

    • @mrhollw00d83
      @mrhollw00d83 Місяць тому

      @@guilhermebarao4866 +2

  • @erixouther
    @erixouther Місяць тому +1

    Never thought i'd hear NL do Pharcyde's passin' me by

  • @hugoboss3689
    @hugoboss3689 Місяць тому

    Im addicted to this bazaar era. And im already grieving for the ineviteable end of it.

  • @creme99
    @creme99 Місяць тому +2

    12:50 ah so he won’t replace a silver ganjo with a ship but diamond turbo ganjo is fair game

  • @Tha8Ball
    @Tha8Ball Місяць тому +1

    Back at it again with the double dark tones. 👍NL

  • @chaserichardson4293
    @chaserichardson4293 Місяць тому

    Watching him play this has positively altered my brain chemistry

  • @JesusNoGA
    @JesusNoGA Місяць тому +5

    25:10 When you remember who the 40th president of the US was

  • @YungNah-t8f
    @YungNah-t8f Місяць тому

    The way you said Atlatl the first time you saw the card was correct.
    At-Lat-ul

  • @kamelontti3926
    @kamelontti3926 Місяць тому

    Digging the crash out in the beginning

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli Місяць тому +1

    Like my crew says at the bar, not all Jebalians are pacifist

  • @Javierm0n0
    @Javierm0n0 Місяць тому

    Of course he knows "Passin me by"

  • @IdlestHands
    @IdlestHands Місяць тому +2

    Why is he obsessed with that garbage Ship in a Bottle? It haunts every run

  • @laneanderson7345
    @laneanderson7345 Місяць тому +2

    Matt Le Tissier is a crazy pull from NL lmao

  • @vedal1358
    @vedal1358 Місяць тому

    0:01 Araki after finishing Phantom Blood

  • @abelwastaken1111
    @abelwastaken1111 Місяць тому +2

    31:05 chat when the egg in the bottom left of the screen starts yapping before starting the fight

  • @Akrna47
    @Akrna47 Місяць тому

    I appreciated the Pharcyde lyrics

  • @Diegoshadow85
    @Diegoshadow85 Місяць тому +4

    Is this the game that Reynad from Hearthstone was making? If so it looks lit af.

    • @toeb1n
      @toeb1n Місяць тому +2

      Yes

    • @zlumpgod
      @zlumpgod Місяць тому +2

      I do not understand shit while watching lmao but that makes me want to learn

  • @MrDispro
    @MrDispro Місяць тому

    One of those things is not like the others, call that bazaar 1

  • @hugoboss3689
    @hugoboss3689 Місяць тому +2

    43:05 Some idiot in New Jersey right now ...

  • @blockbleak8040
    @blockbleak8040 Місяць тому

    Imagine if the pacifists survived the meta rays.

  • @tranngogiaphat5924
    @tranngogiaphat5924 Місяць тому +1

    NL please i can't sleep when you upload

  • @NicholasKearns-s9q
    @NicholasKearns-s9q Місяць тому

    We're shitting red paint with this one boy's 🔥🔥🔥

  • @romantroshkin3142
    @romantroshkin3142 26 днів тому

    Why do you need the ship when crook scales all items by the amount of medium weapons?

  • @Deedledoodlit
    @Deedledoodlit Місяць тому +5

    I guess we go a lot of money out of it - man who got literally 2 gold

  • @SighNoMore100
    @SighNoMore100 Місяць тому

    Every time he says bag-el 😮

  • @philipstiller6386
    @philipstiller6386 Місяць тому

    Oh hell nah bro got a 10 piece with the pig 💀

  • @jaymes3939
    @jaymes3939 Місяць тому

    mejium item gets me every time

  • @chilimaggaming
    @chilimaggaming Місяць тому

    5 medium with crook is what I do the most...only thing you were missing at the endbuild was a belt to add health, but the ship kinda made up for it. =) I like dog, cash cannon, regal blade (some combination of) to go with Atlatl.

  • @daveclarke1990
    @daveclarke1990 Місяць тому

    28:00 Magic the gathering mentioned!!

  • @peterwysoczanski9391
    @peterwysoczanski9391 Місяць тому

    lol the way he says BAY - gel

  • @toeb1n
    @toeb1n Місяць тому

    Bro discovered crook it's over.

  • @levitarr6736
    @levitarr6736 Місяць тому

    We paint our shit red, but we dont use paint

  • @gakulon
    @gakulon Місяць тому

    TWIN PEAKS MENTIONED 😤

  • @MarcusDavidus.
    @MarcusDavidus. Місяць тому +1

    @northernlion pls get mod so u know what mobs have (items skills HP) it's helps alot save time to check on website

  • @Jasper-xx8dl
    @Jasper-xx8dl Місяць тому +1

    hes getting eviler

  • @everynameistakencrap
    @everynameistakencrap Місяць тому

    Stays gumball pilled

  • @Smoko-Ono
    @Smoko-Ono Місяць тому

    We’re Jabalians, of course we pronounce it baggle

  • @DiiNovensiles
    @DiiNovensiles Місяць тому

    "Everything is a crit-based item, would you rather have 200 dps or 400 dps?" -a man desperate to justify regularly spending 10g on average 2.5% crit to jump 200 to 205 dps

  • @nicknevco215
    @nicknevco215 Місяць тому

    Is all vids not just NL vods yelling at chat

  • @jkings454
    @jkings454 Місяць тому

    oh god hes found out about crook meta

  • @Lacozy
    @Lacozy Місяць тому

    Where DID he get the jacket?

  • @cobycrouch7962
    @cobycrouch7962 Місяць тому

    Love blade so much, hurt me to watch you sell if right before you could have scaled it to 200+ damage instantly on day 4 when running lumboars.

  • @sevenayashinedown1283
    @sevenayashinedown1283 Місяць тому

    BRB cat threw up.

  • @spivotz
    @spivotz Місяць тому

    I dont paint my ship red, but i eat paint.... hahaha!

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio Місяць тому

    Is he paid by the developers to pick the damn ship in a bottle on every occasion or something?

  • @attention_shopping
    @attention_shopping Місяць тому

    HOW IS HE SO GOOD

  • @Soppo13
    @Soppo13 Місяць тому

    All cannon no red

  • @J_Wibes
    @J_Wibes Місяць тому +1

    Skipping dog day one 😢

  • @PacificEgg
    @PacificEgg Місяць тому +2

    Life's nothing but a circle bro

    • @SCh1m3ra
      @SCh1m3ra Місяць тому

      *Lebo M intensifies*

  • @ItsTheOneFallen
    @ItsTheOneFallen Місяць тому

    i want him to play Dooley so bad :C

  • @randomfoxtrotguy
    @randomfoxtrotguy Місяць тому

    High on putenuse OMEGALUL

  • @Dxlol21xD
    @Dxlol21xD Місяць тому

    Vanessa is really bad this patch, only a few builds hold up

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ Місяць тому

    She ganjo on my Crystal Bonsai till I sell

  • @SmolMugii
    @SmolMugii 26 днів тому

    I wanna play this game so bad bro 😭

  • @aureus79
    @aureus79 Місяць тому +1

    We're buy sell guys, of course we stimulate the local economy by donating money to the local shopkeeper

  • @drsherifff
    @drsherifff Місяць тому

    Its actually spelled Jaballian🤓

  • @AsiaEat
    @AsiaEat Місяць тому +1

    chill, NL

  • @SaymonCZ
    @SaymonCZ Місяць тому

    axolotl kek

  • @SCh1m3ra
    @SCh1m3ra Місяць тому

    12:24 the muscle memory

  • @solokiou5602
    @solokiou5602 Місяць тому +4

    Me waiting like a starving dog for the STS video (Bazaar is good too, but it's like getting biscuit instead of dog food)

  • @Astersss_
    @Astersss_ Місяць тому +1

    We're Jebalian guys, of course we aren't all pacifists!

  • @metazock
    @metazock Місяць тому +1

    👎

  • @daveclarke1990
    @daveclarke1990 Місяць тому

    AJAP

  • @yogxoth1959
    @yogxoth1959 Місяць тому

    Am I really gonna go learn how to play this game, just to watch NL vids? Yes, yes I am.

  • @boboyobo12
    @boboyobo12 Місяць тому

    please don't play ranked ever, way more fun to casually try whacky stuff