You were saying? (The Bazaar)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 188

  • @Drybones898
    @Drybones898 8 днів тому +673

    Back for my government mandated double barrel build

  • @TheManyVoicesVA
    @TheManyVoicesVA 8 днів тому +734

    Hands on head in the 1st minute of the video is crazy

  • @alexp663
    @alexp663 8 днів тому +477

    XP maxing? Check.
    Lighter fight first day? Check.
    Powder flask? Check.
    Seaweed enjoyer? Check.
    Puffer fish? Check.
    Double barrel? Check.
    All in the first 4 minutes.

    • @kitcw
      @kitcw 8 днів тому +32

      never using pistol sword? check

    • @marteb4453
      @marteb4453 8 днів тому +13

      What about gumballs?

    • @gnomelover1583
      @gnomelover1583 8 днів тому +29

      just missing his trusty clamera

    • @BoltThrowerr
      @BoltThrowerr 8 днів тому +15

      he's playing the hits, he knows what he's doing

    • @lashwood
      @lashwood 8 днів тому +13

      Katana opener? Brother, let’s just say it’s not the newest trick in the book

  • @Paradox421
    @Paradox421 8 днів тому +143

    Calls himself an ammo build guy but shows visible disgust at the pistol sword and keeps the bronze katana on the board

    • @T-Dawg-uo6ln
      @T-Dawg-uo6ln 8 днів тому +19

      You're gonna regret your words and your deeds when you remember it's a silver katana

    • @nullptr5740
      @nullptr5740 8 днів тому +33

      @@T-Dawg-uo6ln you're gonna regret yours when you remember it's BOTH brother /audit

  • @Ventruethful
    @Ventruethful 8 днів тому +346

    I'm over here painting my ship, I got paint on my ship right now. I'm just painting my ship, I'm a legend on Pelago man like for real

    • @JohnDoe-ev8fk
      @JohnDoe-ev8fk 8 днів тому +17

      What color are you painting it?

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 8 днів тому +9

      +2

    • @IsraelMcree-Payne
      @IsraelMcree-Payne 8 днів тому +22

      using paint to paint your ship is a wild idea

    • @ardseii
      @ardseii 8 днів тому +6

      -2 because you said you have paint on your ship. You're supposed to paint it without using paint

  • @ChocoStats
    @ChocoStats 8 днів тому +164

    Chocolate statistics.
    Spoiler
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    NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run
    He took it 0 times (0%)
    He purchased or acquired 0 chocolate throughout the rest of the run.
    NL was offered the gumball machine 5 times this run
    He took it 3 times (60%)
    He spent all 10 gold on each machine, spending 30 total gold on gumballs
    By color, his gumballs were:
    Green 8
    Yellow 9
    Blue 5
    Red 8
    All 9 of his yellow were eaten for no benefit (no shield item)
    He was explicitly looking for blues, and got the least blues.
    Including his 5% health boost on day 11, green gumballs gave 84 health (1.4% of final health)
    Notes: Guess we ballin

    • @oldaccount1254
      @oldaccount1254 8 днів тому +33

      appreciate the subtle gumball shade

    • @mauriaagria
      @mauriaagria 8 днів тому +31

      you'll have to rebrand to gumballstats if things keep going like this

    • @revoidance
      @revoidance 8 днів тому +8

      ChocoBallStats incoming

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 8 днів тому +11

      Candy stats

    • @MangroveLord
      @MangroveLord 7 днів тому +1

      bro was starved for chocolate and had to cope

  • @W4terboy
    @W4terboy 8 днів тому +233

    Chocolate guy fuming that he took 7 regen instead

    • @scoob6505
      @scoob6505 8 днів тому +24

      Im waiting for a gumball guy to popup

    • @sainttrish7544
      @sainttrish7544 8 днів тому

      @@scoob6505 Ok but he could at least hold on to the shield boosting gumballs until he needs to sell it for space

    • @smacc3968
      @smacc3968 7 днів тому +2

      ​@@sainttrish7544 minmaxxing 1-15 shields in a while run is not his style, for better or for worse

    • @MangroveLord
      @MangroveLord 7 днів тому +1

      @@scoob6505 the chocolate guy us doing gumball too

  • @aniketbedade6997
    @aniketbedade6997 8 днів тому +102

    yeah, chat, I said what I said
    I'd rather be Vanessa instead
    I let all that get to my head
    I don't care, I paint my ship red

  • @drandana3661
    @drandana3661 8 днів тому +104

    Everytime I hear NL trash talk the golden gunblade before selling it I scream silently inside

  • @ppeemg
    @ppeemg 8 днів тому +12

    Double Barrel shakes 3 times when it only shoots twice. You can't unsee it.

  • @orpheedupas3859
    @orpheedupas3859 8 днів тому +86

    Him not even noticing the diamond figure head in the shop sent a chill down my spine

    • @KingKobra98
      @KingKobra98 7 днів тому +3

      Especially when right before he wants to get rid of cloak, skips the diamond figure head then says he needs to not be on autopilot lol

  • @jackmodica2391
    @jackmodica2391 8 днів тому +88

    get on plane
    watch bazaar in the hotel
    double barrel
    get on plane
    back home
    watch bazaar
    double barrel
    we’ve never been so back

  • @lucas60336
    @lucas60336 8 днів тому +52

    Gets a skill for a single fight and then never again was a masterful move

  • @Pizzawarrior96
    @Pizzawarrior96 8 днів тому +103

    Him skipping over switchblade after reading the description turned me back into a Type A chatter

    • @Pensuke628
      @Pensuke628 8 днів тому +8

      Same brother. Woulda been nuts

  • @YungVDD
    @YungVDD 8 днів тому +60

    8:49 Northernlion At Your Door Trying To Break In (Roleplay ASMR) (Relaxing)

  • @suishcat9407
    @suishcat9407 8 днів тому +219

    The irony of NL wanting every Dooley meta main to commit self deletion to now getting a sip of a meta build with the double barrel and building it ever game will never be not funny

    • @lafiki999
      @lafiki999 8 днів тому +68

      I mean tbf it's not like he googles what builds are meta or whatever, he's always liked double barrel

    • @00Krohnos
      @00Krohnos 8 днів тому +31

      The difference is that Dooley continues to be completely busted in several ways

    • @StellarisVT
      @StellarisVT 8 днів тому

      He's literally always been a double barrel enjoyer

    • @Chaplin097
      @Chaplin097 8 днів тому +12

      He’s not playing a meta build though, just using double barrel like he always did

    • @johnbae5464
      @johnbae5464 8 днів тому +1

      @@lafiki999 apollo tells him whats meta

  • @sannersVG
    @sannersVG 8 днів тому +19

    Pistol sword erasure even when he has good builds for it is giving me type-A syndrome.

  • @aaronfoster2132
    @aaronfoster2132 8 днів тому +7

    "it's kinda hard to tell" had me dying, love your allegiance to hip hop in your explanations, i first got hip to your channel back in 2017 and i hit subscribe specifically because you worked Kendrick's album into your commentary. Glad to see ain't shit changed, keep being awesome dude

  • @carnifex423
    @carnifex423 8 днів тому +11

    NL asking where his trebuchet is while skipping multiple weapon shops since asking where his trebuchet was is peak script writing

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 7 днів тому

      Skipped Barkun and two other opportunities. Truly wild

  • @Gumunista
    @Gumunista 8 днів тому +25

    28:40
    Bronze cloak or 100+ damage on all your weapons?

    • @ethanwalters3445
      @ethanwalters3445 8 днів тому +2

      I think you might cut everything except for double barrel, powder flask to put in figurehead and crows nest and go one weapon burst here even. Idk

    • @JateGuitar
      @JateGuitar 8 днів тому +1

      Should’ve already swapped Cloak for Pistol Sword or Katana or Ramrod + Throwing Dagger (drop powder flask).

  • @Bieks1
    @Bieks1 8 днів тому +3

    Not noticing the temporary buff that would given him +25 weapon damage (+50 for his build) and immediately losing to a dooley for that choice specifically. You love to see it.

  • @lukester868
    @lukester868 8 днів тому +15

    NL needs to try the pistol sword once to see how goated it is. I’ve had some great builds with it. Plus not to mention the ability doesn’t take ammo.

  • @dertlash
    @dertlash 8 днів тому +13

    Off the thumbnail alone he is chasing after that 2k double barrel build

  • @beanbag7655
    @beanbag7655 8 днів тому +6

    He has absolutely sworn off the chocolate bars. He is now a different beast.

  • @sunday_g
    @sunday_g 7 днів тому +1

    The way the run was throwing all parts of an aquatic infinite at him and despite that he persevered with the weapons

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 8 днів тому +3

    leaving behind diamond figurehead, not even looking at it, got me acting up

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 8 днів тому +6

    NL begging for Trebuchet but never going to a shop that would have it was really funny
    And then god came down and said : here you go bro

  • @armatura2007
    @armatura2007 8 днів тому +10

    if nl played tf2 he would definitely main the force a nature

  • @00Krohnos
    @00Krohnos 8 днів тому +32

    We're mindless automatons, of course we don't have original comments

    • @madguy228
      @madguy228 8 днів тому +5

      we're commenting on our videos… but we don't use brains

    • @mayjhor
      @mayjhor 8 днів тому

      feeling like a ghost

  • @styxrakash4639
    @styxrakash4639 8 днів тому +1

    General Grievous build is crazy banter off the dome

  • @menacingmallard
    @menacingmallard 8 днів тому +3

    21:57 new all timer karaoke bit

  • @AlbertoNeurohr
    @AlbertoNeurohr 8 днів тому +3

    "Man it's kinda crazy how the double barrel still rinses the katana" after having buffed the double barrel twice with loot and events, and the katana having been slowed 3 times during that fight. NL really not checking his counterfactuals.

  • @DJFutureSphere
    @DJFutureSphere 8 днів тому +2

    10:40 they don't know the sequel to the critically acclaimed cinematic masterpiece by Christopher Nolan, "The Dooley" (2008)

  • @rolan638
    @rolan638 7 днів тому

    >buy item that's strong early game but doesnt scale well
    >look inside
    >it scales

  • @gamingtime9716
    @gamingtime9716 8 днів тому +11

    Lists 2 small items he wants on day 1. Sees a small item shop. Skips it for xp.
    After PVE see another xp event to get to level 2 before the first PVP, goes to a shop this time (with a lower liklihood of having anything he would want compared to the previous shop).
    We needed this again after his surprisingly clear vision last episode.

  • @connorschroll3283
    @connorschroll3283 7 днів тому

    And then, everything changed when the glass cannon was selected...

  • @matthewpeterson8989
    @matthewpeterson8989 8 днів тому +1

    Skipped over so many good options that were better than shadowed cloak. Anchor would have allowed the double barrel to trigger haste and charge up the trebuchet too

  • @wagwanbossy
    @wagwanbossy 8 днів тому +1

    i'm loving every minute of it no cap

  • @wittig57
    @wittig57 8 днів тому +1

    The Petterson Miller reference is sending me.

  • @xDasterrx
    @xDasterrx 7 днів тому

    my man knows two builds and plays nothing else
    still gonna watch every day

  • @dawnfreezerer
    @dawnfreezerer 8 днів тому +5

    His kryptonite is quick start builds

    • @zedtheexplorer5206
      @zedtheexplorer5206 8 днів тому +7

      His kryptonite is putting useful items on both halves of his board

  • @W.E.B.DaBoys
    @W.E.B.DaBoys 8 днів тому +14

    My shit is painted red.
    Someone please call for help, I’m scared

    • @JohnDoe-ev8fk
      @JohnDoe-ev8fk 8 днів тому +1

      Do not be afraid, I went to Home Depot and got red paint

  • @BrockDenUyl
    @BrockDenUyl 8 днів тому +2

    treating the pufferfish like an old ex girlfriend with a perfectly good partner in front of him

  • @pretentiousname01
    @pretentiousname01 8 днів тому +1

    Skipping the switchblade with 2 katanas is crazy

    • @Bieks1
      @Bieks1 8 днів тому +1

      He literally had the skill that made all weapons function like switchblades so not taking it was actually the correct option there.

  • @Mochachocakon
    @Mochachocakon 8 днів тому +5

    I mean, its no 2k Double Barrel

  • @HawkWasp
    @HawkWasp 8 днів тому +1

    That day 3 Dulley was INSANE

  • @danzhigh
    @danzhigh 8 днів тому

    I played Cyndi Lauper at work the other day. My colleague said it sounded like a cat screaming. That is hands down the closest I've been to quitting. It's just not on, dude.

  • @Biomechanic2010
    @Biomechanic2010 8 днів тому +1

    Taking the femur is "on sight." Vanessa builds slow builds incredibly easily, and even at gold you can get 12K damage in the first 5 seconds.

  • @TheFlohRiDa
    @TheFlohRiDa 8 днів тому

    NL shooting himself in the foot with glass cannon is peak

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos 8 днів тому +2

    15:37 When you're trying to figure out the name for the next Matrix movie

  • @kydiddya
    @kydiddya 8 днів тому +2

    30:43 my reaction when I see nl make a double barrel build again. (I eat that shit up)

  • @nicholasboisvert9468
    @nicholasboisvert9468 3 дні тому

    Holding on to two weapons and a closk whike the double barrel out damages all of them hurts a little

  • @emoney9449
    @emoney9449 8 днів тому

    Bazaar, tyrants realm, and puck are my dream blunt rotation

  • @Spooky_blast
    @Spooky_blast 8 днів тому +1

    not sure how he thinks pistol sword stinks when i think it's one of the top tier ammo items (alongside powder keg which is honorary ammo item)

  • @MiscFitt
    @MiscFitt 8 днів тому

    One day he'll read Pistol Sword and realize how op it is

  • @nisetsundere
    @nisetsundere 8 днів тому

    I think the key factor for choosing loot on the level up has to do with your odds of being able to use it. It's gonna buff weapons, shields, healing, poison, regen, or burn, if I'm not mistaken. If your build makes use of all or most of these, it's worth the gamble. When you only have weapons and burn the odds are really not in your favour.

    • @BIDP-
      @BIDP- 8 днів тому

      I agree but i never know whether to go money or item. I usually go item because when it hits, it hits. And i can always sell it otherwise

  • @callmemc6
    @callmemc6 8 днів тому +1

    Not taking the arbalest with rigged and a 1s katana hasting is kinda crazy.

  • @meursaulty6672
    @meursaulty6672 3 дні тому

    A problem with Vanessa is that most ammo builds are not viable without powder horn. They should make most ammo items reload themselves but much slower, and powder horn makes it faster

  • @pamonhaadocicada
    @pamonhaadocicada 8 днів тому +1

    oh god double barrel is the new silver treb for him isnt it

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 8 днів тому +1

    We’re Bazaar guys, of course we take loot that does nothing

  • @jakevlp
    @jakevlp 7 днів тому

    him not realizing the adjacent weapon buffing was what was winning him the game is peak NL

  • @gishu7748
    @gishu7748 7 днів тому

    i wept when he passed the diamond figurehead

  • @thetrashman5305
    @thetrashman5305 8 днів тому

    Looked at my phone for a bit and only looked back up when NL said he'd be in my walls

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 8 днів тому

    30:45 he will never forget it for at least 3 weeks.

  • @pkpotate
    @pkpotate 8 днів тому

    I didn't even know you can get the same weapon twice

  • @notaflam1ng0
    @notaflam1ng0 8 днів тому +1

    13:00 who are you and what have you’d done with the egg

  • @_Jurj
    @_Jurj 8 днів тому

    I didn’t even know you liked weapon builds like this..

  • @UnabnormalDay
    @UnabnormalDay 8 днів тому +1

    Stop passing on the weather glass

  • @PaintingStallion
    @PaintingStallion 8 днів тому +1

    F that Dooley fight

  • @williamwolfe962
    @williamwolfe962 8 днів тому

    I think he should have thought about Reel Em In a bit harder over the the double damage... Its basically the same thing for himself, but not benefitting his enemies. He kept nearly killing them and petering out with getting slowed and whatever. 1/2 cooldowns would have been craaaaazy

  • @carlosdemare1599
    @carlosdemare1599 8 днів тому

    10:31 "his medium item did 250dmg thats broken, mine only did 336dmg"

  • @Prodigial6
    @Prodigial6 8 днів тому +5

    Picking up the Diamond Figure Head and replacing the cloak would have won him every single match he lost after skipping...
    The man hyperfixates soooo hard on a certain path that he can't see the opportunities presented to him. It wasn't that he didn't consider the Figure Head, it's that he literally didn't even visualize it. It didn't register as an item to him.

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 8 днів тому

    Maybe its finally time to play Dooley

  • @astarothgr
    @astarothgr 8 днів тому

    Cosmic roc on sight BABEH!

  • @Rohan-qk1md
    @Rohan-qk1md 8 днів тому +9

    the double barreler....

  • @vindictiveDOOM
    @vindictiveDOOM 7 днів тому

    Dude this happens to me every ranked game

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 8 днів тому

    Feening for more Cine2nerdle rn

  • @KL-kx1pl
    @KL-kx1pl 8 днів тому

    I wish NL would use the katana to buff the double barrle's damage

  • @colecorley8021
    @colecorley8021 8 днів тому

    "there's no way this build doesn't get to six wins" *me looking at the two minutes left in the video* 🤨

  • @PKZ21
    @PKZ21 7 днів тому

    Can someone explain to me how did he press his mouse when his hands were on his head?

  • @UnhelpfulHelper
    @UnhelpfulHelper 7 днів тому

    That was a great run that got unlucky going against a weapon damage Dooley. What are the odds?

  • @X1864-v3o
    @X1864-v3o 8 днів тому

    NL has resorted to using active cooling by placing his hands on his head for added performance necessary to farm ranked tickets and chests abusing (insert current meta build)

  • @rafaelpun
    @rafaelpun 8 днів тому

    I think I have seen this one already...

  • @DontrellTheWise
    @DontrellTheWise 2 дні тому

    The constant selling for no reason is so unreasonably upsetting to me. Hold those suckers until you get to a shop that buys for extra gold, buddy!

  • @william14able
    @william14able 8 днів тому

    Oh baby, I’m Critting!!

  • @user-rv8yv4yh9n
    @user-rv8yv4yh9n 8 днів тому

    Not _all_ barrels are double!

  • @dylanbetron
    @dylanbetron 7 днів тому

    he def wouldn't have gone lethal if he bought the skill that said "get 50% cdr when your enemy is 50% hp". he would have killed them really fast and not make it so that he gets crit by 4000% as well as getting rolled at the end LOL

  • @Zalintis
    @Zalintis 6 днів тому

    No... I do NOT in fact know what you are saying! But never stop saying it :P

  • @attention_shopping
    @attention_shopping 8 днів тому

    it was such a good run!!!

  • @GKinWor
    @GKinWor 8 днів тому +8

    i saw ryan order a pot pie at public market and then use a razor to shave the top of it

    • @p3rcey
      @p3rcey 8 днів тому +1

      what the hell

  • @VirtualMarmalade
    @VirtualMarmalade 8 днів тому

    i think submarine pivot was the play

  • @xenogenesis9631
    @xenogenesis9631 8 днів тому

    This one hurts i can't lie

  • @samuellawson1425
    @samuellawson1425 8 днів тому

    For someone who has played far, far too much Spire is The Bazaar worth it in it's current state?

  • @BOOMDIGGER
    @BOOMDIGGER 8 днів тому

    damn selling the puffer just to get all exodia pieces a shop after lol

  • @richardhamilton616
    @richardhamilton616 8 днів тому

    Bazaar go brrr

  • @johnforjesus2823
    @johnforjesus2823 7 днів тому

    I thought Trudeau outlawed guns.

  • @donavonweikel
    @donavonweikel 8 днів тому

    Has he played Dooley on stream yet?

  • @Doomroar
    @Doomroar 8 днів тому +4

    NL got one run that made it to 10 wins with double barrel and married the idea of chasing that high, forgetting that you can pivot into other stuff
    Imagine being stuck on plastic rank on the Vanessa patch tho

    • @General0lee77
      @General0lee77 8 днів тому +3

      What do you mean by Vanessa patch? I face like 1 pyg in 2 runs and at most 2 or three Vanessa per run, the rest is just dooley dooley dooley

    • @Prodigial6
      @Prodigial6 8 днів тому +4

      You can't be high rank at all if you think this is the "Vanessa patch" lol.

    • @wagwanbossy
      @wagwanbossy 8 днів тому +1

      "stuck" man hardly plays ranked for a start and it's definitely not "the vanessa patch" lol

  • @TheLtNest
    @TheLtNest 8 днів тому

    You guys remember scimitar builds?

  • @JesusIzAPunkRocker
    @JesusIzAPunkRocker 8 днів тому

    Lol General Grievous build