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Back for my government mandated double barrel build
And i'm loving every moment of it
Hands on head in the 1st minute of the video is crazy
WHAT DID HE CLICK WITH
@thecanmanification it was a verified game loading moment.
First 10 seconds, NL is locked in
@jacobjeleniewski8694 ultra focused
jamrock hobo imposter?
XP maxing? Check.
Lighter fight first day? Check.
Powder flask? Check.
Seaweed enjoyer? Check.
Puffer fish? Check.
Double barrel? Check.
All in the first 4 minutes.
never using pistol sword? check
What about gumballs?
just missing his trusty clamera
he's playing the hits, he knows what he's doing
Katana opener? Brother, let’s just say it’s not the newest trick in the book
Calls himself an ammo build guy but shows visible disgust at the pistol sword and keeps the bronze katana on the board
You're gonna regret your words and your deeds when you remember it's a silver katana
@@T-Dawg-uo6ln you're gonna regret yours when you remember it's BOTH brother /audit
I'm over here painting my ship, I got paint on my ship right now. I'm just painting my ship, I'm a legend on Pelago man like for real
What color are you painting it?
+2
using paint to paint your ship is a wild idea
-2 because you said you have paint on your ship. You're supposed to paint it without using paint
Chocolate statistics.
Spoiler
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run
He took it 0 times (0%)
He purchased or acquired 0 chocolate throughout the rest of the run.
NL was offered the gumball machine 5 times this run
He took it 3 times (60%)
He spent all 10 gold on each machine, spending 30 total gold on gumballs
By color, his gumballs were:
Green 8
Yellow 9
Blue 5
Red 8
All 9 of his yellow were eaten for no benefit (no shield item)
He was explicitly looking for blues, and got the least blues.
Including his 5% health boost on day 11, green gumballs gave 84 health (1.4% of final health)
Notes: Guess we ballin
appreciate the subtle gumball shade
you'll have to rebrand to gumballstats if things keep going like this
ChocoBallStats incoming
Candy stats
bro was starved for chocolate and had to cope
Chocolate guy fuming that he took 7 regen instead
Im waiting for a gumball guy to popup
@@scoob6505 Ok but he could at least hold on to the shield boosting gumballs until he needs to sell it for space
@@sainttrish7544 minmaxxing 1-15 shields in a while run is not his style, for better or for worse
@@scoob6505 the chocolate guy us doing gumball too
yeah, chat, I said what I said
I'd rather be Vanessa instead
I let all that get to my head
I don't care, I paint my ship red
Do you use paint?
is your artist name DooleyCat by any chance?
Mythical +2
Everytime I hear NL trash talk the golden gunblade before selling it I scream silently inside
Double Barrel shakes 3 times when it only shoots twice. You can't unsee it.
Him not even noticing the diamond figure head in the shop sent a chill down my spine
Especially when right before he wants to get rid of cloak, skips the diamond figure head then says he needs to not be on autopilot lol
get on plane
watch bazaar in the hotel
double barrel
get on plane
back home
watch bazaar
double barrel
we’ve never been so back
Gets a skill for a single fight and then never again was a masterful move
Him skipping over switchblade after reading the description turned me back into a Type A chatter
Same brother. Woulda been nuts
8:49 Northernlion At Your Door Trying To Break In (Roleplay ASMR) (Relaxing)
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The irony of NL wanting every Dooley meta main to commit self deletion to now getting a sip of a meta build with the double barrel and building it ever game will never be not funny
I mean tbf it's not like he googles what builds are meta or whatever, he's always liked double barrel
The difference is that Dooley continues to be completely busted in several ways
He's literally always been a double barrel enjoyer
He’s not playing a meta build though, just using double barrel like he always did
@@lafiki999 apollo tells him whats meta
Pistol sword erasure even when he has good builds for it is giving me type-A syndrome.
"it's kinda hard to tell" had me dying, love your allegiance to hip hop in your explanations, i first got hip to your channel back in 2017 and i hit subscribe specifically because you worked Kendrick's album into your commentary. Glad to see ain't shit changed, keep being awesome dude
NL asking where his trebuchet is while skipping multiple weapon shops since asking where his trebuchet was is peak script writing
Skipped Barkun and two other opportunities. Truly wild
28:40
Bronze cloak or 100+ damage on all your weapons?
I think you might cut everything except for double barrel, powder flask to put in figurehead and crows nest and go one weapon burst here even. Idk
Should’ve already swapped Cloak for Pistol Sword or Katana or Ramrod + Throwing Dagger (drop powder flask).
Not noticing the temporary buff that would given him +25 weapon damage (+50 for his build) and immediately losing to a dooley for that choice specifically. You love to see it.
NL needs to try the pistol sword once to see how goated it is. I’ve had some great builds with it. Plus not to mention the ability doesn’t take ammo.
Off the thumbnail alone he is chasing after that 2k double barrel build
He has absolutely sworn off the chocolate bars. He is now a different beast.
The way the run was throwing all parts of an aquatic infinite at him and despite that he persevered with the weapons
leaving behind diamond figurehead, not even looking at it, got me acting up
NL begging for Trebuchet but never going to a shop that would have it was really funny
And then god came down and said : here you go bro
if nl played tf2 he would definitely main the force a nature
We're mindless automatons, of course we don't have original comments
we're commenting on our videos… but we don't use brains
feeling like a ghost
General Grievous build is crazy banter off the dome
21:57 new all timer karaoke bit
"Man it's kinda crazy how the double barrel still rinses the katana" after having buffed the double barrel twice with loot and events, and the katana having been slowed 3 times during that fight. NL really not checking his counterfactuals.
10:40 they don't know the sequel to the critically acclaimed cinematic masterpiece by Christopher Nolan, "The Dooley" (2008)
>buy item that's strong early game but doesnt scale well
>look inside
>it scales
Lists 2 small items he wants on day 1. Sees a small item shop. Skips it for xp.
After PVE see another xp event to get to level 2 before the first PVP, goes to a shop this time (with a lower liklihood of having anything he would want compared to the previous shop).
We needed this again after his surprisingly clear vision last episode.
And then, everything changed when the glass cannon was selected...
Skipped over so many good options that were better than shadowed cloak. Anchor would have allowed the double barrel to trigger haste and charge up the trebuchet too
i'm loving every minute of it no cap
The Petterson Miller reference is sending me.
my man knows two builds and plays nothing else
still gonna watch every day
His kryptonite is quick start builds
His kryptonite is putting useful items on both halves of his board
My shit is painted red.
Someone please call for help, I’m scared
Do not be afraid, I went to Home Depot and got red paint
treating the pufferfish like an old ex girlfriend with a perfectly good partner in front of him
Skipping the switchblade with 2 katanas is crazy
He literally had the skill that made all weapons function like switchblades so not taking it was actually the correct option there.
I mean, its no 2k Double Barrel
That day 3 Dulley was INSANE
I played Cyndi Lauper at work the other day. My colleague said it sounded like a cat screaming. That is hands down the closest I've been to quitting. It's just not on, dude.
Taking the femur is "on sight." Vanessa builds slow builds incredibly easily, and even at gold you can get 12K damage in the first 5 seconds.
NL shooting himself in the foot with glass cannon is peak
15:37 When you're trying to figure out the name for the next Matrix movie
30:43 my reaction when I see nl make a double barrel build again. (I eat that shit up)
Holding on to two weapons and a closk whike the double barrel out damages all of them hurts a little
Bazaar, tyrants realm, and puck are my dream blunt rotation
not sure how he thinks pistol sword stinks when i think it's one of the top tier ammo items (alongside powder keg which is honorary ammo item)
One day he'll read Pistol Sword and realize how op it is
I think the key factor for choosing loot on the level up has to do with your odds of being able to use it. It's gonna buff weapons, shields, healing, poison, regen, or burn, if I'm not mistaken. If your build makes use of all or most of these, it's worth the gamble. When you only have weapons and burn the odds are really not in your favour.
I agree but i never know whether to go money or item. I usually go item because when it hits, it hits. And i can always sell it otherwise
Not taking the arbalest with rigged and a 1s katana hasting is kinda crazy.
A problem with Vanessa is that most ammo builds are not viable without powder horn. They should make most ammo items reload themselves but much slower, and powder horn makes it faster
oh god double barrel is the new silver treb for him isnt it
We’re Bazaar guys, of course we take loot that does nothing
him not realizing the adjacent weapon buffing was what was winning him the game is peak NL
i wept when he passed the diamond figurehead
Looked at my phone for a bit and only looked back up when NL said he'd be in my walls
30:45 he will never forget it for at least 3 weeks.
I didn't even know you can get the same weapon twice
13:00 who are you and what have you’d done with the egg
I didn’t even know you liked weapon builds like this..
Stop passing on the weather glass
F that Dooley fight
I think he should have thought about Reel Em In a bit harder over the the double damage... Its basically the same thing for himself, but not benefitting his enemies. He kept nearly killing them and petering out with getting slowed and whatever. 1/2 cooldowns would have been craaaaazy
10:31 "his medium item did 250dmg thats broken, mine only did 336dmg"
Picking up the Diamond Figure Head and replacing the cloak would have won him every single match he lost after skipping...
The man hyperfixates soooo hard on a certain path that he can't see the opportunities presented to him. It wasn't that he didn't consider the Figure Head, it's that he literally didn't even visualize it. It didn't register as an item to him.
Maybe its finally time to play Dooley
Cosmic roc on sight BABEH!
the double barreler....
Dude this happens to me every ranked game
Feening for more Cine2nerdle rn
I wish NL would use the katana to buff the double barrle's damage
"there's no way this build doesn't get to six wins" *me looking at the two minutes left in the video* 🤨
Can someone explain to me how did he press his mouse when his hands were on his head?
That was a great run that got unlucky going against a weapon damage Dooley. What are the odds?
NL has resorted to using active cooling by placing his hands on his head for added performance necessary to farm ranked tickets and chests abusing (insert current meta build)
I think I have seen this one already...
The constant selling for no reason is so unreasonably upsetting to me. Hold those suckers until you get to a shop that buys for extra gold, buddy!
Oh baby, I’m Critting!!
Not _all_ barrels are double!
he def wouldn't have gone lethal if he bought the skill that said "get 50% cdr when your enemy is 50% hp". he would have killed them really fast and not make it so that he gets crit by 4000% as well as getting rolled at the end LOL
No... I do NOT in fact know what you are saying! But never stop saying it :P
it was such a good run!!!
i saw ryan order a pot pie at public market and then use a razor to shave the top of it
what the hell
i think submarine pivot was the play
This one hurts i can't lie
For someone who has played far, far too much Spire is The Bazaar worth it in it's current state?
damn selling the puffer just to get all exodia pieces a shop after lol
Bazaar go brrr
I thought Trudeau outlawed guns.
Has he played Dooley on stream yet?
NL got one run that made it to 10 wins with double barrel and married the idea of chasing that high, forgetting that you can pivot into other stuff
Imagine being stuck on plastic rank on the Vanessa patch tho
What do you mean by Vanessa patch? I face like 1 pyg in 2 runs and at most 2 or three Vanessa per run, the rest is just dooley dooley dooley
You can't be high rank at all if you think this is the "Vanessa patch" lol.
"stuck" man hardly plays ranked for a start and it's definitely not "the vanessa patch" lol
You guys remember scimitar builds?
Lol General Grievous build