Life Hacks from Prison - UNTOLD STORIES | Larry Lawton: Jewel Thief | 61 |
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton shows how to use a prison stinger to prep a jar for white lightning. Seems alcohol in prison was a thing and inmates used any prison contraband they could.
Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton spent 11 years in prison and now helps people make better decisions and fights for prison reform. #Lawton #Prison #Mob
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I do not condone any of the negative behavior described. I have learned from the mistakes I have made and do not wish for anyone to recreate or attempt any of the events described. - Розваги
it's 2 in the morning and a hardened criminal just taught me how to clean a peanut butter jar
Same
Me too
😂😂 same man ahahaha
Thats how you clean a peanut butter jar the right way.
Then you put the white lightning in it and watch the fireworks 🎆 .
Legendary
Reformed hardened criminal *
Larry looks like one of them nice old Uncles or Grandpas who's really kind to everyone but you know would have been absolutely terrifying back in the day.
With the shaved head, beard and glasses he looks like a buff Walter White to me.
Perhaps a nice friendly father figure but grandpa.
@@thrdeye7304 your goddamn right.
Cgjuhyhyhy
Yulkkkkkk
I have one of those
Y’all not going talk about how straight he was tearing the newspaper
I was thinking the same thing
If you tear it the right way it just goes
He is just a god I’m sure of it
dude has cheatcodes in life
“Yeah, it doesn’t matter how even the strips are, I’m just doing it roughly”
This is what is getting me through the quarantine
Bro!
We are all prisoners now.
Same
He’s awesome but what are you talking about? It’s nothing, the only thing that sucks is the illness
Snap
POV: you've been kidnapped by Larry and he's telling you about Prison hacks
I love your Name xD
Nah man
😂😂😂😂😂 fuck you I cant get that out my head
That wouldn't be kidnapping. I would gladly go hangout with larry
@@leviconner6300 who wouldn't?
This man has mastered the art of storytelling. He makes everything so imaginable and it is perfect.
thank you for putting words to my feelings.
larry is the coolest dude. magnetic personality.
He mastered the art of a con man and a booty bandit
As an English teacher, I’d say his discourse management is off. Less is sometimes more. It’s not necessary to say things like , “I’m sure a lot of people eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.”
5-min craft needs to go to prison so they get to learn some real life hax...
Fr
Ok today we're showing you how to sneak a shank into the shower
1. Apply lubrication
Ha ye
@@bobThebuilder-mj8ht lol
Not really a hack for most people is it 😂
Some cop is watching this saying damn that’s where the dryer hoses went
Takticool haha
HAHAHAHAHA
🤣🤣
guard*
.......Scary
Nobody absolutely nobody:
Larry: WHITE LIGHTNING
I thought it was a drug
@@ryancondon2246 me too haha
"Even to this day I eat Peanut butter and Jelly"
Damn, prison really changes a man
😂 this is the funniest thing I have seen all day
I swear polish names are a different thing
@@alfinkof722 I swear 😂
Hey, PB&J is classic, change my mind.
I’m allergic to nuts hahahhahahahha f me
“I’m not a magician.” Proceeds to clean a peanut butter jar.
Magic🙌!!!!
That's funny dude
Penn and Teller have nothing on Larry.
@@jonathanshaw8123 he looks like buff Penn
That make me laugh so hard XD
Never in a million years would I think I would be taught by an ex-convict to clean a peanut butter jar lol
"I'm not a magician" proceeds to say "this is where the magic happens"
Lol
Nice
LIES!
But I'm not a rapper
“Don’t care how well the strips are” While making perfect strips
i was looking for this comment
The thing is though he has done it so many times he could do it with his eyes closed and still have the same strips of paper
actually, making strips form the sheets isnt too hard, since the sheets are made with thread, and its easy to tear along the grain
well its not thread, its more recycled paper, but its still in threads
He has perfected his skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only crime Larry would commit nowadays is kidnapping his fan base and explaining prison tricks to us 😂
Teaching us how to commit robberies
If he kidnapped me like this I wouldn't report it 😂
Why do I feel like there is 10 different uses for everything in prison. Probably because there is.
if you think they are creative, then you should check out some of the things the cubans came up with during the cuba crisis. They were like cons on steroids :)
@@milo_fuckface Cons with more resources :p
Your just played yourself
@gang Gang Why don't you learn to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence, write in complete sentences and end those sentences with the correct punctuation? Oh wait no, these are UA-cam comments not scholarly articles so write however the fuck you want and stop getting your panties in a bunch over a minor typo.
Get shit on
Larry Lawton is that cool Uncle that your mother doesnt like to leave you alone with because he will teach you bad habits. Love these videos
As I read that, he said this is what we did in prison, and I died
Hes like Rick and we are morty
@@username113?
So, I guess that's why my sister doesn't let me come over for dinner anymore.
MOM I MADE WHITE LIGHTNING
Larry it’s Gary Massey. The guard from Jesup you cooked pasta for and did sports betting stuff.
We also had numerous mutual inmate friends
I left my cell contact information for you on instagram and Facebook through my daughter
As you know I also ended up in federal prison and have lots info that can help you with prison reform.
Give me a ring.
Thanks for the laughs. Your channel is great!!!
Hey just scrolling through I saw some of the videos you guys did. You seem like such a good guy man glad you guys became friends.
Florida man burns down village in an attempt to "clean a peanutbutter jar" before the devastating fire locals reported seeing lights flashing on and off in an erratic manner throughout the house.
Reiner Mahler holy shit I’m dying
Florida man Jajaja, I know it won't happen but it's funny
I’m cracking up
Reiner Mahler hahahahha I’m crying 😭
LMAO 😂...when life hacks take you and your familes lives. 😂😂
Everyone: CORONA!!! AHH
Larry: So.. This is what you do with a peanut butter jar, clean it.
JAJAJAJA
This guy half way makes me wanna go to prison just to show what I’ve learned 🤣
Larry we need to learn how to make WHITE LIGHTING
you distill wine by boiling it and and let water condense and ure left with pure ethanol
@@zukacs Close, but no cigar! Ethanol boils first, before water.
@@zukacs if you let everything distill over and drink that shit, you're going blind because the methanol gets distilled over too
im not sure completely, ive seen the process itself once in childhood in a village, they were making strong 'vodka' from grape leftovers after whats left when you make wine
@@justsomecommentchannel8602 Methanol is not a product of fermenting sugar.
What Larry thought we were thinking: Whats he doing putting news paper in a peanut butter jar???? Is he crazy????
What we were really thinking: Larry’s a god damn genius.
It's amazing how you can tell a story, a pretty long story and keep the interest up for cleaning a jar of peanut butter. Boil water -> rip paper in pieces -> put it in the jar -> shake. Boom you have a clean jar. Natural born storyteller or TV-shop host :D
Now I need a kid’s show called “Prison Crafts with Larry”!
Absolutely. I've seen Rachel Ray make Ramen noodles. Let the pros do it!!!
"Look kids,never forget,this a how you make a shank"
Lmao
Let's get the ball rolling on this idea right now 😂
How to with Larry Lawton, “ First kids is teaching you how to properly swing a metal mop wringer into someone’s face”
you thought zombie survival item crafting was innovative,
prisoners have all the time in the world to invent this crazy stuff and its mind blowing.
Forgetful Hatter they fucking scientists bro 😂😂
I thought what would be a story where device of a prisoner as surprise makeshift artist but realistically prison knowledge is a community effort so the character fitting some unrealistic setting would be one in million prisoner that kept coming up with new stuff in prison and then out of it.
Check out some of the Cubans inventions
didnt a prisoner make a makeshift gun once
They've got ALOT of time to think.
Man.. Im a 28 year old woman and I just love this guy. His personality is just delightful. You can tell he's a badass but he don't try to prove anything which makes him even more legit. He's so entertaining I can't stop watching his videos. I love the way he's just so matter of fact and how he processes and speaks his thoughts. Ugh he's just awesome lol.
Thanks June.
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief She wants the D.
It seems that you need a degree in physics and chemistry to be an inmate.
LMAO FR THO
reminds me of that old saying:
"necessity is the mother of invention".
Where there is a will, there is a way.
The guards will even tell you, some of the smartest people are prisoners. Hell, Martha Stewart wrote a book about hacks when she got out. I just hope she paid her dues for using other prisoners techniques.
@@craigrichards2441 Some people in Africa make fucking Jenkem, I think that's a little more creative.
You wonder how they came up with these things
"Dont try this at home"
Me : doing everything along with the video because every item happened to be in front of me ._.
Is that true?
😂
So you're telling me you're making wine outta questionable materials in unsanitary conditions? Well I can assure you it can't be worse than the $8 jug of Sangria my mom bought at the liquor store!!
“This is called magic, it’s what we do in prison!” Is my new favorite larry quote. Thanks for sharing larry, I really enjoy all your stuff.
Because he was actually in Azkaban prison.
I lol'd at that as well! :)
Often have a trick I play on girls called hide the sausage, best magic trick they will see
He sounds like he misses prison at times🤣
Fond memories lol
He misses the comradery
I was just gonna post about how old long term cons talk about their time in prison like they miss it when he says at 23:04 about smelling that smoke and how it takes him back, lol. Its a very strange phenomenon, but I guess that's most of their life and its pretty much all they know. Its sad really, I've spent a few years inside over the years but don't look at a single minute of any of it with fond memories like that. But then my time was not even 1/10 of my lifetime tho, in fact I think it would barely be 1/5. I'm 47 and done about 3 1/2 years behind the wall. So I'm fortunate to have had the majority of my life living in a mostly free world.
I mean like I remember doing some of the 'hacks' (if you call them that I guess, lol) that you had to do to get by and it was kinda interesting seeing and doing some of the mad lengths that you had to go to just for simple things like boiling water and all sorts of weirdly made contraptions that got made just to do what you needed to do to get by and shit.
Simple times I guess. Probably better than quarantine. You get to be around people you can very easily relate with. Like a kid going to homeroom. Larry going to...well..home
No... I don't think he misses it at all
At 8:11. He tells stories like an old man reminiscing about he past "So, I was in Yasuo, MI"
And then he says stuff like "And It was a gang unit at the time."
This is probably the best yt channel i have seen in years
This guy is literally risking burning his house down with a stinger to educate us
Fax
Yeah, and hes a goddamn patriot for it.
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
@@juanhappy5298 facsimile machine? You mean facts. Stop listening to lazy rap words
@@dancarter255 bet u dont say then when someone spells what wat
I feel like prisoners could double as survival experts lmao
I like how he’s wearing a t-shirt with a quote of himself on it😂
Olle de Laat and a bracelet with his own name on it. 😜
And his coffee mug with his face and name on it lmao dudes a beast
Lmao conceited much
Man, that blackout at 10:26 scared me. I've had my monitor go black on me an hour before watching this (the sound was still playing, but I had to restart my PC). When that happened I thought that it broke again 😆
Btw I have that same problem and I believe it's an issue with your graphics card not getting enough power
@@marleygattis6065 I don't have a graphics card XD I use integrated GPU in my Celeron G3930 after my old GPU died. The issue in my case was a wonky HDMI cable that had fallen out, but for some reason I had to restart the PC after inserting it back in.
My GTX 1060 broke 😞
@@marleygattis6065 wait thats what causes it lmao
@StenXa Honestly, no image from a GPU can be caused by a lot of different things. It can be insufficient power, it can be "dirty" power, it can be a bad connection, it can be overheating (either heat sink not making sufficient contact of the fan being blocked by dust or broken), it can be driver issue, it can be card's BIOS issue, it can be your motherboard (either PCI-E slot, or something else), it can even be your CPU not handling PCI-E lanes correctly, and that's not to mention simply a dying GPU.
To troubleshoot you first need to see when a blackout happens - is it in high intensity applications (like gaming, rendering, sometimes even high quality video in a browser with turned on hardware acceleration), or is it random, even in low-intensity applications, like when sitting on desktop, or browsing non-intensive websites etc. If it's the first one - monitor temperatures (MSI Afterburner has an OSD with a temperature readout), see if the card gets hot (the definition of "too hot" is different for different GPUs) or if the crash happens at some specific temperature, even if it isn't that high. In that case dust the fan, see if it works and probably change the thermal paste. If it's random then check if the card is seated properly in a PCI-E slot (best is to just take it out and plug it back in all the way), if your gpu requires additional power (6 pin, 8 pin, 6+8 pin or 8+8 pin usually), then check if it's plugged in properly. Also - make sure your total system power consumption is AT LEAST around 50-80% of your PSU max rated wattage (so for a system that requires max 400W, you'd need AT LEAST 480W), there are PSU calculators online (outervision is my favourite), so check. Also - check if your PSU is a good one, that usually means it has at least 80+ Bronze certification (there's more to it, but this comment is long enough already).
If neither of those works - reinstall your GPU drivers. You can also start with this step, if you want.
Those are the basic - troubleshooting and quick fix tips, work most of the time, if not, then it's something more complex, requiring a "bespoke solution", to say it all fancy and shit.
So he goes on to tell an interesting Story how they would cook wine in Prison, and you're like Maybe thats what he'll Show me, how to make your own Liquor, but nope, it's About cleaning a peanut butter jar.
What a legend.
if you still care, he recently made a video on how he made liquor
10:25 “I’ve been in prison for 11.5 years” 😂😂
I love Larry😂😂😂
Bruh how did he rip that newspaper so straight, when I try that its never straight
If u rip it length wise it goes straight because that’s the way the fibres are connected
Cecilio Sprayetti its called spending 12 years in prison
I don't think it needs to be
Practice
If your not straight your paper rips aren’t either
Fun fact: "White Lightning" is a brand of cheap, dirty cider in the UK.
Squall Loire that’s awesome to know
Also a bike lube brand I believe
White lightning and special brew are the most AA drinks around 😂
also a flavor of vape juice but nobody cares
Was, they don’t make it anymore
The fact that this is unedited (well excerpt for the blackout) really helps you appreciate how painstaking it is to do something as simple as light a cigarette in prison.
No one:
Larry Lawton: “WHITE LIGHTNING!”
If there was a Larry Lawton action figure he'd say: "White Lightning" when you pulled the string.
@@Whurlpuul or, "I'll never forget."
BOB BUCKETS or “I really get a kick out of that”
The no one/nobody meme isn’t funny anymore.
I want to hear this stuff.
Larry has such Dad energy. i feel like hes my dad and i dont even know him
Beginning of the peanut butter process: I’m not a magician I’m just ripping up paper. End of the process: look at this it’s magic
my dad and my grand father used to tell me how they lived in prison. and beiing a science wiz i'd put these things together my self at home by concept of words alone.. it's so nice to see some one SHOWING. how it was done in prison they never got that far into detail. but this brings back so many memories of my grandfather and stories my dad used to tell.. my dad also says there's a possibilty he knows you from ATL.. but the most memorable thing i can call to mind actualy has nothing to do with that.. but i will share it with you any way. My grand father was a big big man.. my dad once asked him "how did your arms get so large?" and he'd reply " well son when they hand you a big hammer and tell you to turn big rocks into little rocks, you get big arms" so thanks for the memories.
I make Good Choices Larry , I love You Prison Life Hacks but as I am a DIY Guy the first thing I try some of them out but of course with Caution!
Same im actually gonna get more stories like this in a few months
Loving this consistent upload schedule Larry! It's really helping me get through this time! I can't wait to see what else you have in store, I would love to hear more about the way the prison economy works! The trading of stamps as currency is interesting, the family member I have who is in prison says that they trade ramen noodles as currency instead of stamps. Anyway, thanks for the content!
Brother, you need to get on Joey "Coco" Diaz's podcast. Your channel would blow up hard.
Discovered Larry in quarantine and this man is like Jesus 2 me
Same bro sameeeee😂😂😂
jesus didnt rob other people off 15 million €
@@vividbunny7194 that’s because Jesus is lame
"This is education 101 with Larry Lawton : The Macgyver series" 😂
Ik I’m not the only person who absolutely LOVES the way Mr. Larry walks
Says hes not a magician, then proceeds to make the peanut butter disappear.
I also can make peanut butter disappear, along with chocolate bars and jelly
Does that make me a magician?
"don't try this at home" meanwhile i'm following along step by step
🤣🤣🤣
It’s so cool that he still uses the razor and spends more time doing for an authenticity factor then just using a normal knife or something.
I agree, I noticed that on Larry's pizza video.
Fuck you lanius your not even the real legate your just some dude wearing his mask
Trips breaker
"Oh that was cool"
Takes a sip of his coffee
Play ''A Way Out'' It's a game about escaping prison. Would love to see you play it! :D BTW, Great Video as always Larry :)
yess thats such a good game
🙌🏽🙌🏽
I believe in a previous video he said he might play it with his son, so keep your eyes peeled.
@@paulc7138 Nice!
Plz play this it is so good I love to see what he thinks about it
It's amazing how much this guy's changed I'm proud of him like imagine being this bad ass criminal to a great and friendly UA-camr
You triggered my Tai Lopez PTSD when you said " here in my garage". I won't be able to sleep tonight. Thanks
But you know what I’m really proud of? These books!
Larry could you play a game called the escapists. It’s a fun game about escaping prison and it would be good to see you play either the first or second game
Good idea
I feel as if it might be too complicated for him to pick up and play though, as even I really struggle with that game. There's a game called Thief Simulator that'd I think will be great to watch, but either game would be good.
YT Corporate thief simulator is way too unrealistic kinda pointless for his style of videos about video games
@@AD-ui6sk Well, Payday 2 is unrealistic to an extent. Plus, it'd be funny if he went on a mini rant on how fake some if the game's mechanics are.
YT Corporate true I can see some humour in that
Entire video is an accurate representation of when you’re short on the word count on an essay
Your a wizard Larry a WIZARD
Ahaha
I’m a whaaat?
Larry went from putting jewel stores out of business to putting detergent companies out of business.
Nobody:
Larry: This is MAGIC!
Why am I even watching this, I’m allergic to peanut butter
You can burn toilet paper with batteries!
2:10 "We use it for something as well"
my pepega brain: one man one jar prison .wav
why do you want the audio?
You do not want that image...
@@oscodains LETS FKING GOOOOO
I GOT HEARTED BY MY MAN
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Bro teach me how to tear paper like that, that paper more straight than myself
Take a shot a’ white lightning each time he says white lightening
You’ll be out cold before you can say white lightening
All i wanted to know was how to make white lightning and all I got what as empty peanut butter jar lol....
Damn, convicts are geniuses... I love how creative some of this stuff is.
Larry's 5 second review of how peanut butter and jelly is a good sandwich was legendary 😂
Hey Larry, my sons book came in and I gave it to him today. Thanks for taking the time to personalize and write a little positive note. Keep fighting the good fight man, I've been telling so many people about you and your views on the correctional systems are held by a majority of the folks that I know
Nick Currier wholesome
"how to make tattoo guns and wine" "THIS IS GONNA BE VERY EDUCATIONAL"
No one
Larry: Now you can use the Einstein-Rosen bridge to send items to other cells in prison. We actually made holes in the walls to hide them so the guards could'nt find them
1993Delicious I wouldn’t be surprised
Larry is one of those uncles that keeps telling stories that everyone thinks are fake but they're actually true😂
Larry, Do you have any of the footage of your robberies?? Maybe when you make your lasagne you can show us the footage? That way you can eat something while watching something?? Love you
He said he has none cause he would take it
@@Samuraikush420 ok
doubt there's much he destroyed footage when he robbed places
@@zarsasilver ok thankyou
@Kryptic Cyborg I'm talking about the robbery itself
This was in my recommended and now I just binge watch these videos
Same
I really like that he doesn’t jump cut whenever he’s showing us step for step and tell us storys
When he said “how to make white lighting” i started thinking of all the stories my grandfather told me bout his uncle getting arrested for moonshining and then selling said moonshine to the warden.
Now that is a real legend
Heino Obermeyer 😂
I always struggled with cleaning a peanut butter jar.
Btw at 10:26 I thought my phone died.
If I’m ever lost in the wilderness , freezing cold - have a battery and piece of foil …..now I know a way of making fire to keep warm . Never knew this method before 👍
Larry: "don't try this at home"
Me: "Where's my maglite"
what would be really funny and entertaining to watch is Larry playing jailbreak on roblox
Even better - prison life
@@hargmoneikr lol
Ngl he would be nit picking everything haha
@@plooox717 phh haha
Did I just watch 13 minutes of Larry teaching me how to clean a peanut butter jar, while being allergic to peanuts..
Got to give us a life hack showing how you got such a great memory. It seems like you never forget.
That guy is like an elephant!
12:25 I already prepared all my jars and was just about to commit a crime to go and clean them out in Prison. Good to know I can do it at home too 😁😛
Hey Larry have you ever tripped the switch in prison making hot water? 😅
I'm just watching this to learn to do things with minimal recourses...
I love his almost child-like giddy at how well all this stuff works. It reminds me of when I was a kid going to those STEM things where they’d show us stuff like melting styrofoam with acetone and I always thought it was the coolest thing ever, great vid 👍
Imagine a couple decades into the future...they'll be selling weed in prison commissaries.
Larry “peanut buttah jah” Lawton
Eric Daniels Larry “Noos Paypah” Lawton
I could listen to Larry's story every night to fall asleep, best guy ever telling you a story.
Yup, so true.
I know, boring. It would put me to sleep, too.
Tony F. He’s not boring
@@tonyf.8858 Why you here if you find him boring? That's weird bruh
@@thememegodenrique7867 I was only agreeing with you! You said he makes you fall asleep.
Me sitting down at my computer
Larry Lawton: *white lightning*
“Toilet paper is a premium”
“Im not a magician” .... im still not entirely convinced this isnt Pen off Pen and Teller
Similar look lol, but the accent is very different.
Never use a stinger for food related things. The stinger changes the molecular level of the water and or food. It turns your water into Polson.
Water is already poision. Full of flouride.
Just shake hot coffee in the jar to clean it. Tastes delicious too!
lol
Get me some coffee in prison😑
@@HlRBOD use piss
@@nwah15 lol havent tried yet😂😂
Hirbod Khaleghi it works wonders
"You're thinkin' 'what is Larry, crazy? He's just rippin' up paper, these little things, rippin' 'em up, puttin' 'em in this jar!'"
Oh you haven't gone nuts, Larry. Don't sell yourself short.
*starts shaking jar* "Now this is called mAGiC!!!"
0.o
I tried the peanut butter jar thing. It definitely is handy. If you want to save a peanut butter jar, do the hot water with the paper strips and it definitely is smart thing to clean a peanut butter
This dude really has his own merch tf 🤣🤣 he do be makin moves tho
still hustling...just legally
As someone who has a 5 gallon alembic still this is fun to watch