"With this character's leave, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
Either thought of something funny and realized he's live or found something funny and realized he's in a call with the murderer who killed his mother and two other women in 1999.
I love how when Schlatt is eliminated the video ends, and it doesn't even show who won. ...or maybe it does and Schlatt and Alexandra are the real winners here...
No one won..... Schatts was just trying to get another girl to buy him groceries at Costco cause his mommie is mad at him a mommie boy brawler lmao ha ha ha
Mathew got 0 screentime bro I swear LOL even when he was kicked off he didn't even get a showing it was just- "Now with the remaining contestants" right after he confessed his love LOL
@YoStefan "Hypothyroidism can cause notable voice changes, such as low voice, roughness, reduced range, and vocal fatigue, The most commonly occurring change is the reduction of the fundamental frequency (F0) of the voice. Other changes may not only include hoarseness, roughness, and loss of voice [1, 8] but also trembling voice, reduced intensity of voice, and audible breathing." She likely has trouble speaking in a way with actual changes in frequency that convey emotions that can be heard clearly without that shouting affect.
One of my fave LoH ever. Good questions from Alex. I've watched this multiple times now (live, VOD, this and I'm waiting for Sclatt's lol) Alex and Schlatt have been on 3 LoH now with all of it being love. But they haven't done more videos together (other than the chess bit). Hoping to see more videos of Alex+Sclatt and Andrea+Jack. Especially the costco one :)
Man...Schlatt really let it slide when Alex asked him what he likes about her...He could've so easily said that he likes her openings...her chess openings!
Schlatt is a low-key genius. He literally knows how to turn everything into content
True he’s great
@@BotezLive hi Alex
@@BotezLive Alex wrote this lol
@@interestingcommentbut....7378 no shit sherlock
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
23:20
Alex: What's one nice thing about Andrea ?
Schlatt: Her sister
dude is quick as fuuuck
Truelly a BALLER
s m o o t h
He’s not wrong tho
He not wrong tho
This is schlatt's world we merely reside in.
Schlatts the main character
Well he is the big guy
Pulling 10/10s
😂😂😂😂
Nah schlatts what normies pretend to like because they think it makes them edgy. Guys a nerd
Simps willing to spend thousands on a date while schlad invites alex to costco
Chad move
That hot dog combo can't be beat
Alpha Chad schlat
If the date goes bad, at least you got a cheap whole pizza to knock out after it's over 👍
@@vietfattyxD the churros smack
"our dating show"
-Alexandra
I can just imagine the bugs bunny meme now 😆
Communism comfirmed
KKomrade
Suddenly Communist
I love how the video ends when Schlatt leaves. Just like forget about the rest of the show.
When the main character leaves then you leave.
I laughed at this too, I was about to say, what happened to the last 2
She uploaded another video with the overall show
@@averagebeetle Where :c? Also did that man Schlatt and Alexandra really did date...?
"With this character's leave, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
“ArE yOu GoOd WiTh uR hAnDs” 🥴
"you might find out"
@@smammam3663 😳 🤩
Timestamp - 0:45
I missed that the first time I was this
She can handle his wooden "furniture"
Don't blame Alex for flirting with Jshlatt. Like who wouldn't flirt with Jshlatt.
At least spell his name right
james charles apparently lmao
Jshlatt is gross
@@devolutionone imo he's really funnybut you do you
ummm, James Charles maybe ?
The amount of chad energy when Alex asked Schlatt what his favorite thing about Andrea was and he said without a moment of hesitation "her sister"
cringe energy tbh
26:08 schlatt hiding his excitement is just the most adorable thing - i feel so happy after seeing how he got rejected at Alex's love or host
Well alex actually won his love or host after
@@CookedPorkchop10 i know but it's was still hard to watch him getting rejected 😅
@@8Dorfzocker8 thankfully it was only because Alex was convinced Schlatt was host
His real personality is the sweetest.
@@8Dorfzocker8 Yeah but Austin having his back made it better and made us realize the homies got us
"I like your brain. I like your body. And hey, that's all you really need." -James Schlatt
Who is James ??
"I don't care who you are, what you've done, as long as I like your body and brain." - Backstreet Boys.
*Jebediah Schlatt
It's Jonathan Schlatt
@@sammysardar7967 johnny schlatt
Minx's phone is currently flying into the wall.
Minx found a new boy :)
@@jespejo1882 is it sykkuno??
@@markusharroldhailey6688 It's PoliteSL :D
@@jespejo1882 shes found like ten but schlatt the only real one
@@jordiw913 bruh thats like saying i failed 9 tests and didnt fail one but the ones i failed dont count
Why does Stonepa look like the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks
I thought the evil guy was bald.
😭😭😭
😂😂😂 wtf man why is this so true
Uncle Ian? 😂
@@jakefisher8691 they have the same face tho
Either choice schlatt would've had, they still need the help at Costco. It's kinda important. They have a fridge.
11:02 - That flirting felt so real, I feel flirted from here.
how is that flirting
LMAO. I can feel the pain underneath Andrea’s smile
4:28 dude in the right corner laughs and then just stops like Nothing happened XD
Either thought of something funny and realized he's live or found something funny and realized he's in a call with the murderer who killed his mother and two other women in 1999.
@@johnbishop9621 what?
@@Z900Ethan Big guy kicked 3 women to death with his steel toe timberlands back in 99
I love how when Schlatt is eliminated the video ends, and it doesn't even show who won.
...or maybe it does and Schlatt and Alexandra are the real winners here...
Couldn't have said it better
No one won..... Schatts was just trying to get another girl to buy him groceries at Costco cause his mommie is mad at him
a mommie boy brawler lmao ha ha ha
@@ideaism210 nigga what?
20:10 alex "schlatt can u look at me in the eyes and tell me what u like about me"
23:20 schlatt "her sister"
this 2 together dude, a lot of content
Almost as disgraceful as not clickbaiting and putting 'contestent' instead of Jschlatt.
Hey! Nice pfp!
Yeah right, that alone would have game them 700k+ viewers.
@@magjan5721 hey nice profile pic
Schlatt and Costco are the real lovers
costcos the best and wont take your house and kids
@@jonahlevi3178 if anything it’ll sell you a house and kids
2:19 Jschlatt: "I like your brains, your body, your kidneys... and I hate your guts"
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
@Petr Toman right!
Andrea and Alex are basically Billy and Mandy from Cartoon Network
Lol. Who'd be Mandy here, though?
Clearly Alex lol
20:18 is literally the first time I've ever not been able to hold back spitting out a drink laughing. Schlatt is great.
5:01 i lost it 😂😂😂😂 schlatt is tooo funny
I'm convinced the only reason schlatt stayed around so long is for content and so that Alex could continue flirting with him
"Andrea this show is for you"
-Alexandra
I like how Schlatt omits the fact that he bought the maid dress for Weston.
Actually he says it.
Let's hope she doesn't get dumped at Costco this time.
"hey schlatt what do you like about me?"
"oh shit i was supposed to ask for my sister"
😂
"we didn't miss you either" lmaooo
8:33
And it was so fast too
That was fucked up
Oh this was andrea's show?
No, it’s a show on the AustinShow
@@MZA01606 it’s hard to tell on the internet whoops, when I saw the reply pop up I just saw my name and said “what did I do wrong now”
@@MZA01606 this isn't reddit you degenerate
@@aceott8690 r/woosh
@@michezacharius8078 do you know what that even means?
"Are you good with your hand?"
Damn Schlatt. That man smooth af...
Try saying that irl lol
Timestamp?
@@melkin_g If a girl likes you it works well don't worry
schlatt is a player
@@melkin_g If she likes you yeah it does. Only nutjob feminists will get angry
Mathew got 0 screentime bro I swear LOL even when he was kicked off he didn't even get a showing it was just- "Now with the remaining contestants" right after he confessed his love LOL
Alexandra and Schlatt flirting is the best thing that's happened to me today.
"Andrea, this is a show for you." lol
You guys need to do more stuff with schlatt because together y’all are hilarious
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such horrible things.
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such horrible things.
@@Bendabaus Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
Nibble
Stop this meme is dead
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such horrible things.
This was just one long conversation with Alexandra and Schlatt
Oh, Schlatt's out of the competition, contents over guys! Nothing to see here. Next vid. Next vid.
the question is, did alex write the title...
💀
Not flirting with the contestants, Flirting with Schlatt
Andreas voice is like a 12 year old going into puberty
@YoStefan "Hypothyroidism can cause notable voice changes, such as low voice, roughness, reduced range, and vocal fatigue, The most commonly occurring change is the reduction of the fundamental frequency (F0) of the voice. Other changes may not only include hoarseness, roughness, and loss of voice [1, 8] but also trembling voice, reduced intensity of voice, and audible breathing."
She likely has trouble speaking in a way with actual changes in frequency that convey emotions that can be heard clearly without that shouting affect.
@@Hoobyj ok genius
@@Hoobyj no she's just got some hearing loss, she said this in a stream a few days ago.
@@cheilith1031 She should've talked less or at least lower her volume.
That's what it is!!
Andrea should be a voice actor for an animated character in a kids show.
I feel so bad for Andrea 😂
He said "Schlatt's been eliminated from the show but he chose host, but he chose love for...uh..." Me waiting for "your sister."
I think this was a double date and Alex and Schlatt were just the guides to bring their little siblings together
oh my god at 5:00 Jack started losing his shit that's so funny
24:57 absolute mad man.
I like how Alexandra has that smile every time Schlatt is talking.
its like she wants to talk so badly
literally almost everyone besides connor and schlatt chose love. if that isnt the biggest confidence boost idk what is.
One of my fave LoH ever. Good questions from Alex. I've watched this multiple times now (live, VOD, this and I'm waiting for Sclatt's lol)
Alex and Schlatt have been on 3 LoH now with all of it being love. But they haven't done more videos together (other than the chess bit). Hoping to see more videos of Alex+Sclatt and Andrea+Jack. Especially the costco one :)
Schlatt to Botezlive: "Are you good with your hands?"
Me: They are good at chess :D
Wow what an ending for a show, glad Alex found love even though he was a host.
4:49 Schlatt our man speaking everyone thoughts
"If it's yellow you let it mellow." -Austin, 2021
Schlatt is the main character of this world
I'm here for big guy
jack, weston, connor and schlatt were having the time of their lives
I love that Alex kept Schlatt around just to flirt with him
It’s weird that Alex’s box is labeled with Andrea. I guess she’s also there but you’d think they would’ve labeled it with who found love
"We didn't miss you either" xD Damn Schlat hahaha
alex: so schlatt, what're you doing this weekend?
schlatt: *surprised pikachu face*
1000 IQ move. While everyone’s going for one sister, go for the other 👀
Bro said duplisaurus was the funniest part of an already funny show.
Schlatt is a savage for this 🤣
1:10 Schlatt just can't choose between Alexandra and Weston
Is Jschlatt not able to grow the middle of his beard? Or does he moonlight as a Martin Van Buren re-enactor in his free time?
He es able to grow it, there arw a few photos of him with a full beard, he just likes his chops
The chops do be looking smexy tho
ua-cam.com/video/hWPq89ml7eE/v-deo.html He explained it, basically he doesn't care and won't let his facial hair be dictated by his fans.
@@Mannananannenne I can totally see him being the kinda guy to have his fans vote on what he should do, and then do the opposite. It’s really funny 😂
He plays Burnside in Civil War reenactments
schlatt confirmed gigachad. Godspeed king.
And of course no one sees that Alex and Schlatt are matching colors. They are truely meant for each other.
That Matthew dude I don’t think has said a thing
Add schlart to anything and you'll get A-list content, guarenteed
S-tier
Hoping for an Cosco vlog with jschlatt
The was schlatt says costco just is so soothing
Some men become total goof balls in the presence of beautiful women...
Did you really cut the video before announcing the winner
WHY
Because Andrea wasn't interested in any of them. The real content is Schlatt and Alexandra.
I'm not going to lie, I ship Andrea and Jack.
shipping real people is not very poggers
@@kuziolasyl8086 I know but in this situation a little bit aloud
They know how to play this well, can’t be mad at it, big guy making big moves.
I like Andrea's voice. It's distinct. I am a music director and I am certain that with some training, she would make an excellent vocalist.
amy winehouse thing
That escalated quickly. That was youtube worth tho.
I now know why schlatt is moving to texas
Lmao it ends after schlatt leaves, I guess the other two are just irrelevant
I guess we know which sister edited this??
HAHAHAHAHA THE FACF THE VIDEO ENDS WHEN SCHLATT LEAVES HAHAHA
Somehow, it's still Schlatt's show.
Really lucky with that one Alex 🤣🤣🤣
10:18 boyz now i'm curious someone hit me up with the link
Schlatt is a master tactician he's got the power of God and monkeys on his side
Name a pair of more iconic dous
Ash and misty
Schlatt carried the show like always
Man...Schlatt really let it slide when Alex asked him what he likes about her...He could've so easily said that he likes her openings...her chess openings!
Schlatt only wanted to do the sidequest
he never liked the game
What's one good thing about Andrea?
Her sister 🤣🤣🤣
schlat face after she said yes makes me cry :,(
This is such a clusterfuck it's hilarious
defo best love or host by farrrr
Damn Connor had salty energy there lol
Andrea was so pissed by the end
The box with the switch and the cat was so funny
Not the video ending when schlatt gets eliminated instead of the end of stream
Schlant , alright Hannibal Lecter , lol , Clarisse! Lol