Trump’s Garbage Truck Fail, JD Vance on “Normal” Gay Guy Vote & Dodgers Beat Yankees

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  • @Tempest8-h2i
    @Tempest8-h2i 10 годин тому +469

    Was heavily depressed this evening but this turned my frown upside down and dried up my eyes, thank you so so much Mr.Kimmel 💚

    • @michellemills7825
      @michellemills7825 9 годин тому +35

      Glad you’re feeling better ❤

    • @Elaiyel
      @Elaiyel 9 годин тому +31

      Jimmy Kimmel will do that for you.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 9 годин тому +14

      Everyday for me. My world has been turned upside down.

    • @lindaramirez7339
      @lindaramirez7339 9 годин тому +27

      Jimmy, I hope realize how important you are to us. You make us laugh and forget the insanity and hate that trump spews...even if it's for a moment. I hope that we can help you by letting you know that we've got your back. We're here Jimmy. Love ❤ ya

    • @LindaDocherty-t9k
      @LindaDocherty-t9k 9 годин тому +10

      Love it 😊❤

  • @goinbzurk
    @goinbzurk 7 годин тому +35

    Jimmy's the Best talk show host out there So relaxed and natural. His Trump reports are the best satire by far, and the amazing thing is, It's all true!

  • @odessaallen4819
    @odessaallen4819 5 годин тому +351

    I wait on Jimmy’s show. He has brought me laughter and joy during this time of disgust. Love you Jimmy.

    • @chanelcarlson3001
      @chanelcarlson3001 4 години тому +6

      💯💯💯💯💙💙💙💙💙

    • @billielewis136
      @billielewis136 4 години тому +1

      Yes! And everyone’s comments!!

    • @racheljames7
      @racheljames7 4 години тому

      Your side throw insults and melt down over jokes. We take your insults and turn them into more jokes for you to melt down over.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 4 години тому +5

      ​@@racheljames7 Well, that's just lovely, dear.

    • @MarshalLawTV
      @MarshalLawTV 3 години тому

      Isn't hard to entertain the simple minded

  • @Alice-c3z5p
    @Alice-c3z5p 9 годин тому +1253

    😂😂😂 I would not survive this election without Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you Jimmy!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough 9 годин тому +9

      there's 3 other late shows and they're all better..
      kimmel is the candy corn of late night....

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough 9 годин тому +5

      chocolate..
      zotz...
      pixie sticks...
      I'll let u figure it out

    • @JenniferDarlene-jenny
      @JenniferDarlene-jenny 9 годин тому +32

      ​@@ThereIsNeverEnoughwhich is the reason you are here

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 9 годин тому +27

      ​@@ThereIsNeverEnoughwhy are you here?

    • @Sharlyn-f8t
      @Sharlyn-f8t 9 годин тому +8

      ⁠well im glad you like candy corn

  • @tomaszkubala6266
    @tomaszkubala6266 10 годин тому +938

    7:00 "and that vest will come in handy when he's picking up trash with the other inmates" is as good a line as " Isn't it past your jail time?"

    • @LydiaSchiffo
      @LydiaSchiffo 9 годин тому +37

      That line was epic!! I laughed sooooooo hard!! 👏👏

    • @heidikamrath1951
      @heidikamrath1951 9 годин тому +26

      Absolutely! Laughed so hard I scared my dogs.

    • @derdin8
      @derdin8 9 годин тому +28

      It's like he came in to The Warden's Boutique for a final fitting of his prison garb before the big day!

    • @Castion-1
      @Castion-1 9 годин тому +9

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @yulij9062
      @yulij9062 9 годин тому +16

      I howled!! 🤣🤣

  • @christelolgun4509
    @christelolgun4509 5 годин тому +39

    Tucker and Vance, we know.
    I'm only making it through this circus because of Jimmy and his so talented writers, thank you.💙

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 10 годин тому +571

    Sending love and positive election results from Canada! 💙

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 10 годин тому +35

      Ditto NZ.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor 10 годин тому +8

      They are toast.

    • @afarangi4839
      @afarangi4839 10 годин тому

      who cares ....let me know when you get a check for their win...

    • @harveyottinger5572
      @harveyottinger5572 10 годин тому +34

      I love Canadians. Thank you and look forward to sharing a victory beer with you.

    • @frankaq3951
      @frankaq3951 10 годин тому +27

      Ditto, also from Canada.

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 10 годин тому +216

    Trumpledforeskin was dressed as the Great Pumpkin Head in his garbage man drag.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 10 годин тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂 That dude is something else! 😂😂

    • @user-oh9ks2mr2c
      @user-oh9ks2mr2c 9 годин тому +3

      Lol

    • @BreezyD6940
      @BreezyD6940 8 годин тому +4

      Trumpleforeskin is so accurate . The scowl on his face

    • @mikegarcia7986
      @mikegarcia7986 8 годин тому +2

      LOL!!

    • @nickjacobs8507
      @nickjacobs8507 4 години тому

      Do you really want Kamala’s open borders, massive inflation, record high food & gas prices, multiple wars, & rising crime 😅???

  • @annerison-g2w
    @annerison-g2w 4 години тому +38

    Costume will come in handy when he's picking up trash with his other inmates...hell yeah. Love you Jimmy Kimmel💙❤️‍🔥💙

  • @MRICCI8
    @MRICCI8 9 годин тому +470

    "Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle fierce"
    Your writers are superb.

    • @GerardHammond
      @GerardHammond 6 годин тому +7

      I agree - awesome writers!

    • @KeepItCivilPlease293
      @KeepItCivilPlease293 6 годин тому +1

      Explain this one to us dummies ?

    • @yodel_diploma2315
      @yodel_diploma2315 5 годин тому

      @@KeepItCivilPlease293 It's a proverb where "black" was replaced by "fierce"... An example of psychological projection.

    • @KeepItCivilPlease293
      @KeepItCivilPlease293 5 годин тому

      @@yodel_diploma2315 lol I get that, still doesn’t make sense tho

    • @victorygin9435
      @victorygin9435 3 години тому +1

      ​@@KeepItCivilPlease293Tuckems is gayer than he accuses Walz of being, as if that were a bad thing.

  • @Light_Grey_Nomad
    @Light_Grey_Nomad 10 годин тому +806

    I always laugh when I see Trump doing the, "Jerking off 2 giraffes" dance🤣🤣🤣

    • @captain2ahab
      @captain2ahab 10 годин тому +42

      LOL!!!!!!!

    • @kaz1578
      @kaz1578 10 годин тому +43

      That's a vision that will never leave me!!!

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 10 годин тому +13

      BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha ha tujerkimoff

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 10 годин тому +67

      Giraffes?! Im thinking Putin n Xi are the intended strokees....

    • @ra8937
      @ra8937 10 годин тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaggieMay757
    @MaggieMay757 3 години тому +6

    The Dump truck scene is the purest gold I have seen in a long while. I must have watched it 10 times. 🤣

  • @rrrrrrtt1
    @rrrrrrtt1 10 годин тому +1164

    Don't boo, VOTE.

    • @WhyYesIAmABich
      @WhyYesIAmABich 10 годин тому +17

      This is a special message for all of the Halloween👻👻👻

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 10 годин тому +83

      I VOTED EARLY FOR HARRIS/WALZ SO I COULD CONCENTRATE ON BOOING TRUMP/VANCE AND MAGA.

    • @REfan001
      @REfan001 9 годин тому +4

      CRINGE

    • @TranceF0rmation
      @TranceF0rmation 9 годин тому +20

      But it's halloween 👻👻 Boo

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 9 годин тому +6

      @
      🤣🤣🤣🎯

  • @hawk469
    @hawk469 10 годин тому +383

    Um isn’t garbage usually put in the back of the truck? I thought that’s how that worked

    • @SanjuanitaCruz
      @SanjuanitaCruz 8 годин тому +22

      It is, he can’t even get that right.🙄

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 7 годин тому +7

      😂😂

    • @5HeadM
      @5HeadM 7 годин тому +5

      what did you want him to wear a trash bag

    • @414jackie
      @414jackie 7 годин тому +13

      @@5HeadMYES!!!

    • @kidlenny1964
      @kidlenny1964 5 годин тому +4

      The dude in the cab was like: hey someone put a turd on the passenger seat.

  • @DeanDriveSerenity
    @DeanDriveSerenity 3 години тому +29

    Jimmy Kimmel just gets its all so perfectly perfect and might be the best person to help us all keep sane during this election. Thank you for your courage and your humorous stance on all.

  • @Cat-ct2wx
    @Cat-ct2wx 8 годин тому +108

    "that orange vest will come in handy when you're picking up trash by the side of the highway" 😂😂😂

    • @stevedavajon2194
      @stevedavajon2194 4 години тому +1

      Yeah, he's going to pick up this garbage Kimmel!

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 3 години тому +5

      Trump stumbling to get into a garbage truck is epic!!

    • @lynns4426
      @lynns4426 3 години тому +1

      ​@@stevedavajon2194y'all so desperate lol

    • @stevedavajon2194
      @stevedavajon2194 3 години тому +1

      @lynns4426 Desperate? We'all ain't desperate lady, just coming up on the finish line to victory! So those stupid tears of laughter are going to be tears of sorrow come Wednesday. Then me'all be laughing!

    • @CrissyBellon
      @CrissyBellon 2 години тому +1

      ​@@stevedavajon2194 I love it how the haters troll vids like this... It just reaffirms that they have literally nothing better to do than to spread trumpness (hatefulness). You've probably been on here for hours with your clever little 'quips', and 'comebacks' for posts like these. You can almost *feel* the desperation.🙄

  • @David-mk5yq
    @David-mk5yq 10 годин тому +164

    Rudy Giuliani said today that Haitain Immigrants shouldn't have been taken out of the jungle.... I wonder what bs excuse MAGA will come up for that one.

    • @DEILOVEBABY
      @DEILOVEBABY 10 годин тому +21

      The media won’t cover it

    • @AUFordFalcon
      @AUFordFalcon 10 годин тому +50

      And there will be one Russian bot pretending to be Haitain saying that he wasn't offended and he is gonna vote for Trump

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 10 годин тому +39

      trump doesn't know guiliani, never heard of him, blah blah blah.....typical trump response.

    • @walterbo7687
      @walterbo7687 10 годин тому +13

      It's because he has to go and live in the jungle after losing all his houses and wanted some company

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 9 годин тому

      They don’t care! They’re not moved by such blatant dehumanization and racism. It makes them love him more. He validates their bigotry!

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 4 години тому +46

    Jimmy Kimmel, keeping America sane through humor! An absolutely essential public service in these crazy times we're all trapped in. (I need a hug!)

  • @woodwage7988
    @woodwage7988 10 годин тому +361

    A Garbage truck with Trump on the side....With him inside....Couldn't have summed him up better...And he thought it up all by his little self...😅...PERFECT

    • @Trump2024-z7n
      @Trump2024-z7n 9 годин тому +5

      Trump 2024🎉🎉🎉

    • @Sharlyn-f8t
      @Sharlyn-f8t 9 годин тому +24

      @@Trump2024-z7nyou’re going out with the garbage

    • @cnkyy
      @cnkyy 8 годин тому +10

      @@Trump2024-z7n this influx of blatant bots is insane 😬

    • @username913unique
      @username913unique 8 годин тому +8

      @@cnkyywell what do u expect from someone who has to cheat to win lol

    • @bryanhill1406
      @bryanhill1406 8 годин тому +1

      Trump for inmate, 20-24! ​@@Trump2024-z7n

  • @lorengutierrez3736
    @lorengutierrez3736 4 години тому +60

    Mr. Jimmy Kimmel there’s so much I want to thank you for, but the list is too long. So, I’ll just say thank you for bringing humor to this very serious matter. You’re my hero. Thank you for standing up to this “dangerous clown”. We love you ❤

    • @MarshalLawTV
      @MarshalLawTV 3 години тому

      Jimmy Kimmel is your hero? What an absolute mess you must be.

    • @kuromi23803
      @kuromi23803 2 години тому +4

      He's definitely my HERO 😊

  • @borianabakardjieva4598
    @borianabakardjieva4598 10 годин тому +191

    Thank you, Jimmy! You have an amazing sense of humor.

    • @elainstill1671
      @elainstill1671 9 годин тому +8

      And more informative than Fox (opinion) News!

  • @ryanoleary392
    @ryanoleary392 8 годин тому +182

    How are these cities that have been stiffed on the bills for his rallies not bigger news???

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 7 годин тому +30

      If he still owes them, why did they let him go back? Also, why aren't they suing him?

    • @RainCloud848
      @RainCloud848 7 годин тому

      @@sheilaboston7051 they don't have Dump's money. they would just drag it out until they went bankrupt.

    • @ericdane7769
      @ericdane7769 6 годин тому

      ​@sheilaboston7051 Fear. If the orange one is reelected, he will bring the power of the state against them.

    • @bhambhole
      @bhambhole 6 годин тому +21

      Good question. The tax payers end up with the burden because the city doesn't get reimbursed for the public resources used. They should also cover the jan 6th insurrectionists sentencing more. They are the party of crime and lawlessness.

    • @hn5842
      @hn5842 6 годин тому +1

      Why are they allowing him back?? If ya don’t pay, ya don’t play. Trump would understand (😂 he wouldn’t but)… he said he would encourage Russia to attack Nato allies who pay too little. Why’s this different? Stop letting him rack up the bills!!

  • @AndeThompson-ex6sv
    @AndeThompson-ex6sv 5 годин тому +8

    One of your BEST monologues, Jimmy! You perfectly captured dt’s pumpkin mouth!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 10 годин тому +191

    😂😂😂😂 I love you and your staff Jimmy Kimmel you are the highlight of my nights

  • @taumygilbert9279
    @taumygilbert9279 9 годин тому +406

    When I'm feeling down and exhausted I can always count on Jimmy

  • @duanesmith1523
    @duanesmith1523 4 години тому +33

    Thank you Jimmy. Harris/Walz.

    • @achless1
      @achless1 2 години тому

      Who in their right mind would vote Democratic - lord

  • @louisgordon-415
    @louisgordon-415 9 годин тому +136

    😂😂😂😂 "The garbage is driving the truck". Epic!

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 7 годин тому +1

      Except he wasn't driving.

    • @power21100
      @power21100 7 годин тому +4

      @@watersipper1116 great, so a bag of maggot filled garbage in the truck. how useful is that?

    • @scottramsay7439
      @scottramsay7439 6 годин тому +3

      ​@power21100 He can play the role of Oogie Boogie in Nightmare Before Christmas.

    • @Archangel8343
      @Archangel8343 5 годин тому +4

      He's picking up his supporters 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spateri728
    @spateri728 10 годин тому +138

    The world is watching...we're concerned! Please vote as it's your right like in a lot of countries. It's a right you should cherish from the rhetoric we are hearing from the US.
    If he loses this it feels like the US can start afresh. We hope 🙏

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 годин тому +23

      How much of a fresh start we'd get depends on how many Congressional seats turn Democratic.

    • @Allastrology
      @Allastrology 10 годин тому +16

      Vote ALL BLUE!!!

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 10 годин тому +12

      youre concerned -and we are FREAKING OUT omgomg.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 10 годин тому +9

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804Our Nancy says we can win btwn 11-16 more seats. And that woman knows how to count votes. 💙🇺🇸

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 10 годин тому +15

      if we dont vote this time we will never get to vote again. trump already said there will be no more voting if he wins.

  • @fray6258
    @fray6258 4 години тому +20

    We NEED you, Jimmy! You make all the things we say and think funny.

  • @kathleenvaughan3709
    @kathleenvaughan3709 10 годин тому +161

    I feel awesomely horrible that I can’t stop giggling every time I see the trash truck 2 step.

    • @sj6919
      @sj6919 9 годин тому +15

      Yes, he nearly fell.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 9 годин тому +5

      🤣

    • @MammeJ
      @MammeJ 9 годин тому +8

      Probably first time in his life he opened a door for himself. All he cares about is deflecting from the Puerto Rico comment and has called anyone not MAGA much worse

    • @elainstill1671
      @elainstill1671 9 годин тому +7

      ​@@MammeJI thought the exact same thing, he has people for that.

    • @ryanoleary392
      @ryanoleary392 9 годин тому +3

      But but but Joe Biden…🙄😂

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 годин тому +548

    Thanks for doing what you do, Jimmy! Harris/Walz 2024

    • @AlexanderSander
      @AlexanderSander 8 годин тому

      World war 3 coming with Kamala

    • @kenscott4702
      @kenscott4702 5 годин тому +2

      Glad he has democratic fans. Us normal people think he sucks

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 4 години тому

      It should be obvious to all Americans by now that *Trump is no longer his own man...*
      *TRUMP IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PUPPET FOR THE "REAL" BILLIONAIRES, BIG CORPORATIONS, THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION... AND VLADIMIR PUTIN*
      *NO WAY WILL THEY ALLOW TRUMP TO REMAIN AS PRESIDENT...*
      *THEY WILL USE THE 25TH AMENDMENT TO REMOVE AND REPLACE HIM WITH FASCIST PETER THIEL'S PUP-PET... J.D VANCE*

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 4 години тому +1

      The crooked left for Prez!

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 4 години тому

      We all know why forienger sounding names vote blue.

  • @marthadwyer2829
    @marthadwyer2829 3 години тому +10

    Thanks to whoever comes up with the titles to your UA-cam segments 👏. I start to laugh before they even begin😂😂😂.

  • @MrYungJoey
    @MrYungJoey 10 годин тому +159

    I watch Jimmy Kimmel coz he has the best fitting suits in late night. Love from Kenya

  • @peacelove2.0.69
    @peacelove2.0.69 10 годин тому +67

    Trump should have tried through the backdoor of the garbage truck instead of the passenger door

  • @adamastzimens2395
    @adamastzimens2395 3 години тому +5

    FYI little donnie's dance move is called, the "mental floss"

  • @brianordonez-cc6ih
    @brianordonez-cc6ih 10 годин тому +270

    I look forward to these videos everynightngl ❤ thanks Jimmy

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 10 годин тому +613

    A great preview of Trump wearing an orange jumpsuit!

    • @drina4706
      @drina4706 10 годин тому +30

      😂👏👍

    • @LLBoydBear
      @LLBoydBear 10 годин тому +25

      Winning comment 😂👌we can only hope it’s foreshadowing. Consequences need to catch up with him after 78 years of him escalating his dangerous BS to national and international stages.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 9 годин тому +9

      Lol, for sure!

    • @Oliver-ft2fq
      @Oliver-ft2fq 9 годин тому +4

      😂😂

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 9 годин тому +12

      LEBRON JAMES and STEPHEN CURRY have to go on stage with KAMALA the next 4 days and say:
      Men with courage vote for women of courage. Vote for KAMALA Harris 💙 .

  • @PacificViewer
    @PacificViewer 4 години тому +6

    Yes, thanks Jimmy!

  • @jonnsgirl
    @jonnsgirl 10 годин тому +83

    Amazing, as always. Sending positivity and love from Canada!

  • @NinaVera-x1y
    @NinaVera-x1y 10 годин тому +466

    I don’t know how I would have gotten through rumps insanity if it weren’t for Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @shanneltaylor7310
    @shanneltaylor7310 10 годин тому +301

    Thank you, Jimmy. I want to remind your viewers that corporate media is not our friend rn, and with so much at stake, it's important for us to be as informed as possible. Independent news channels like MeidasTouch, Legal AF, Brian Cohen, Adam Mockler, and The Bulwark have been incredibly helpful. Happy Halloween, everyone. 🎃👻

    • @Allastrology
      @Allastrology 10 годин тому +33

      In addition to that list I would add Beau of the Fifth Column

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 9 годин тому +16

      ​@@Allastrologyyes! Beau is great.

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 9 годин тому +40

      Tennessee Brando is a good watch as well.

    • @julieandmill7218
      @julieandmill7218 8 годин тому +11

      I'd include Hal Sparks too! Smartest of them all!

    • @karinmiller2093
      @karinmiller2093 8 годин тому +31

      Also Luke Beasley!

  • @denniswalker9219
    @denniswalker9219 4 години тому +9

    Please! Please! send him to Prison!

  • @N_MACHIAVELLI
    @N_MACHIAVELLI 10 годин тому +157

    THE GARBAGE IS DRIVING THE TRUCK!....LOL

  • @jflgreen
    @jflgreen 9 годин тому +55

    Omg that was funny! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @umainebearman
    @umainebearman 2 години тому +3

    If Trump doesn't lose I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to go out into public and take the world seriously.

  • @FrankieJamesNews
    @FrankieJamesNews 10 годин тому +133

    It would be EPIC if the Village people performed at a Harris rally.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 10 годин тому +6

      Are they still alive? They must be like, in their 70s now, right?

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 9 годин тому +10

      ​@thunderousapplause Only one is still alive.

    • @bkben4324
      @bkben4324 9 годин тому +5

      Maybe the inaugural

    • @PhillyPeachesCollins
      @PhillyPeachesCollins 9 годин тому +3

      Wow I was thinking the something few days ago, be nice to see them doing YMCA live again.

    • @iihh517
      @iihh517 9 годин тому +1

      Village people wouldn’t endorse a party that supports medicalization of kids.

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 9 годин тому +53

    Shady vance A True Chameleon !
    Born as James Donald Bowman
    Grew up in the suburbs of Middleton [sic], Ohio
    Not poor at all, went to Yale
    Changed middle name to David
    Changed name again to Jimmy Hamel
    Changed name to JD Vance 10 years ago when he married his wife.
    Hated rtump! A never trumper!
    Weird is the word.

    • @jaynebroughton4540
      @jaynebroughton4540 6 годин тому +8

      RIGHT? I've been telling ppl that Vance is so shady, that he changed his name a few times! It was James Donald Bowman, then James David Bowman, then J.D. Vance, then he dropped the dots to JD Vance. Wth? Who tf is this creep? These ppl are WEIRD! So weird! I just can't!

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 3 години тому +2

      I think traitor is the best description for Vance. But he’s a power monger so you wouldn’t expect any less hypocrisy.

    • @MonikaThompson-j8r
      @MonikaThompson-j8r 3 години тому

      ​@@jaynebroughton4540
      Why isn't that illegal ??

    • @verawallace9055
      @verawallace9055 2 години тому +1

      Facts, I remember reading about all these name changes,and thinking that's not normal

  • @helenebrigham4287
    @helenebrigham4287 3 години тому +3

    At night it's a great night to watch Jimmy

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 10 годин тому +39

    Will this be the hour when the legacy of our great nation is betrayed by it's own people? Or will we raise to the challenge and reject a would be dictator? 'BET TWO FOR GOOD.'

  • @ScourgeZX3
    @ScourgeZX3 10 годин тому +654

    I've said it twice, and I'll say it again--There is no better metaphor for the U.S. from 2016 to 2020 than a garbage truck with Trump's name on it.

  • @loisstevens2745
    @loisstevens2745 5 годин тому +3

    note they did not let him drive.he would not pass the background or physical for a CDL.

  • @adamlee3772
    @adamlee3772 10 годин тому +129

    That was probably the best I have seen Jimmy. It doesn't detract from how dangerous tings are in your country just now though. Even if Mango Mussolini loses, there has been enough bile spewed by him to the MAGA cult members that they won't believe the result again. Good luck from an Australian in London, the whole world is counting on you to vote blue. 💙💙💙💙💙

    •  8 годин тому

      The good thing is that President Biden controls the military this time around. Places in DC have started boarding up. He is spreading election lies now and it hasn't taken place yet. I voted ALL BLUE yesterday. 💙💙💙👍

    • @JC-tp5lz
      @JC-tp5lz 8 годин тому

      You're right, and from what I read today... they've ALREADY declared "election fraud" in one "swing" state and filed a lawsuit (of course). This will not end until Trump is no longer breathing. 😨

    • @Hahvok
      @Hahvok 8 годин тому

      Ehh not too big of a deal, they do another 60 losing court cases with zero evidence, and we get to spend at least another 4 years laughing at the cultists crying about their imaginary grievances. Who knows, maybe they try another Jan 6th and we get to see a bunch of delusional violent hillbillies get put in their place this time.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 4 години тому +5

      *Trump and MAGA have redefined STUPID.* The number of times I have asked myself *"How STUPID would you have to be to do that, say that, or believe that ?"* when I read or hear something that Trump or his supporters has said or done...

    • @glendadowe
      @glendadowe 4 години тому +3

      Hi Adam, take care in London, from fellow OZ.
      Still hanging out to get back to the UK .... Knowing Trump is OVER and OUT !
      Which State are you from ?

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx 8 годин тому +265

    I live in Albuquerque. We don't do political theater. We're a progressive, LGBTQIA friendly, wicked sciency town. Latinos are the majority here and they have multi-generational ties to Mexico.
    The whitey, white, so bright you gotta have shades "rally" was held at the CSI Aviation Hangar. I can't imagine how amazing it was for the 10s of people there.

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 7 годин тому +45

      Tens of people!!! That is such a great observation. Thank you. You gave me a good laugh.

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 6 годин тому +21

      Tens of people? Sounds like they've gotten slightly bigger, LOL.

    • @deborahhill988
      @deborahhill988 6 годин тому +4

      😂

    • @tl1533
      @tl1533 5 годин тому +8

      @@Spider-Geek916 chubbier

    • @rudolftrost3534
      @rudolftrost3534 5 годин тому +3

      The American Dream in a nutshell

  • @bobtreiber8556
    @bobtreiber8556 4 години тому +4

    Thank-you Jimmy

  • @ESmith-ki9pd
    @ESmith-ki9pd 10 годин тому +243

    Why is he sitting in the front garbage belongs in the back

    • @Lorraine-pd3uz
      @Lorraine-pd3uz 9 годин тому +10

      Lol

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 9 годин тому +4

      That's a good one too bad it's been said a hundred times already

    • @ESmith-ki9pd
      @ESmith-ki9pd 9 годин тому +8

      @danmcgriff1421 because it's true

    • @simson4038
      @simson4038 7 годин тому

      he's picking up the trash from dc

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 6 годин тому +5

      ​@@simson4038The only trash in DC is already busy making excuses for him and whining about Democrats controlling the weather.

  • @marvink7969
    @marvink7969 10 годин тому +331

    Trump; perhaps MAGA really stands for Make America Garbage Again; we cannot go back Vote Blue…

    • @lorifurey5963
      @lorifurey5963 9 годин тому +12

      Vote Blue For Stability 💙💙

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace 8 годин тому

      Vote Blue for Armageddon 😈😈

    • @AlexBristol-gn7uk
      @AlexBristol-gn7uk 8 годин тому +2

      Very well said 👏 😅

    • @JamesMiller-fx5yi
      @JamesMiller-fx5yi 7 годин тому

      Trump is trying his hardest to lose, but Harris STILL needs our votes to win! Let's win this!

    • @gharrison2595
      @gharrison2595 7 годин тому +1

      As I was a Democrat for most of my life, I was considering voting Blue all the way, but I'm not going to do that this year. Trump was nominated by the people (which aligns with "We the People" in the Constitution), while Harris was nominated by the incumbent president. And the stock market was more stable under Trump's/Pence's first 3 years than Biden's/Harris's first 3 years. And the high inflation rates 2 years ago, they just sucked.

  • @ginawww
    @ginawww 3 години тому +2

    Sending all the positive blue vibes I can, from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 10 годин тому +86

    Hannity's timing - LOLOLOLOL- tRump almost wipes out trying to open a truck door ==> What an iconic moment!

    • @immoegreen200
      @immoegreen200 9 годин тому +10

      Epic!!!

    • @letjoanin
      @letjoanin 8 годин тому +8

      That door handle fumble and the effort it took to hoist himself into the truck were a little shocking. I know he's no spring chicken, but he seemed weak, clumsy and out of shape. He probably gets no exercise.

    • @Sharlyn-f8t
      @Sharlyn-f8t 8 годин тому +4

      @@llongone2 He is a senior citizen, so he should move slower to protect himself. His handlers need to be more protective knowing they can see his decline. I’m not voting for him but everyone needs to be protected even when they may not know they need it

    • @talkgardene6243
      @talkgardene6243 4 години тому +4

      If a cop saw someone having difficulties like that, trying to climb into a truck, they'd be suspecting a DUI.

  • @4422michael
    @4422michael 9 годин тому +63

    "There's no bottom too _deep_ for Tucker Carlson to _scrape."_ A perfect line, and a horrible image.

  • @nataliepowers1379
    @nataliepowers1379 3 години тому +4

    love you jimmy keep up the great work ❤

  • @toddprifogle7381
    @toddprifogle7381 10 годин тому +230

    Can a person get hired to drive a garbage truck awaiting sentencing on on 34 felonies?

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 9 годин тому +36

      Nope!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 9 годин тому +10

      That video with genius and you know it and by the way he wasn't driving

    • @DearieDhanipersad
      @DearieDhanipersad 9 годин тому +15

      No. Not in America.

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 9 годин тому +18

      He probably doesn't have a current drivers license!! He has had SS for over 10yrs!!!

    • @tlee4218
      @tlee4218 8 годин тому +21

      @@danmcgriff1421he was also stupid enough to grab the exhaust pipe on the left when getting in…which would be hot if it had been driven. He is the dumbest brat ever.

  • @JacobGood-t5s
    @JacobGood-t5s 10 годин тому +165

    What’s hilarious is trump nearly fell and couldn’t reach the door handle of his customized garbage truck then immediately wore his orange vest at his rally where he rambled on about pointless things

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 10 годин тому +15

      Like he’s drunk

    • @marygillmeister6013
      @marygillmeister6013 9 годин тому +5

      All in a day's work for him then 😂 What a clown

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 9 годин тому +5

      He was dragging one leg and almost fell over twice, trying to grab the truck handle. I was surprised he was able to pull himself in.

    • @willfulwoman609
      @willfulwoman609 9 годин тому +4

      @@JacobGood-t5s You gotta admit that he looks good in orange.

    • @KittysDaffodil
      @KittysDaffodil 9 годин тому

      Walz, said an 80 yo man almost killed himself trying to get in a garbage truck. But then Trump managed.

  • @LoraPlummer-o3n
    @LoraPlummer-o3n 2 години тому +4

    “I cannot tell a lie” George Washington
    “I cannot tell the truth “ Donald Trump
    “I cannot tell the difference” MAGA

  • @sookie_the_fairy
    @sookie_the_fairy 9 годин тому +68

    Keep up the good work Jimmy.. 🇺🇲💯👍😎

  • @mj24672
    @mj24672 9 годин тому +86

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel. I love your show! 🇨🇦

  • @devonnedingley9610
    @devonnedingley9610 Годину тому +2

    They are leaning into weird in a big way 😂😂😂😂 The projection is strong in that one

  • @cab5917
    @cab5917 9 годин тому +31

    Honest, it’s almost over, but the craziest T gets the more jokes you have for your evening monologue. I bet we are so tuned into the laughs, we might even have withdrawals when he is defeated! ❤ your show Jimmy.

  • @Philmoscowitz
    @Philmoscowitz 9 годин тому +159

    Brilliant job, Jimmy! You've got the best nighttime talk show in the US, in my opinion.

    • @Sharlyn-f8t
      @Sharlyn-f8t 8 годин тому +15

      I really like Cobert too

    • @chommie5350
      @chommie5350 7 годин тому +1

      Oh please... his stats are in the loo😂

    • @chommie5350
      @chommie5350 7 годин тому

      Gutfeld destroys him... Gutfeld is number 1....

    • @kawag6356
      @kawag6356 7 годин тому +3

      Yup, he is definitely #1

    • @Martin.Szorad
      @Martin.Szorad 7 годин тому

      just because its full of communists?

  • @sealyoness
    @sealyoness 6 годин тому +7

    HEY! Smarties happen to be my favorite 'hand-out' (also guilty pleasure) candy! SHAME! And some of my T&Ters love them! LOL

    • @ebeneleazer4402
      @ebeneleazer4402 3 години тому

      I also came to the comments to defend smarties (and Almond Joy, catching that stray)

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 3 години тому

      I love Smarties, but he is right they are a little Tums-like. I think most of it is the nostalgia for me. I don’t pass them out, though, because I think the twist wrapper seems a little sketchy.

    • @tracydahlke897
      @tracydahlke897 2 години тому

      There were two kinds I think. Sone were good and had a tartness to them (and I think they were slightly smaller) and another that was just chalky.

  • @bobbiewallace4008
    @bobbiewallace4008 10 годин тому +92

    We must vote next week. He's insane

    • @laurirohr5364
      @laurirohr5364 10 годин тому +9

      Voted💙👍

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 9 годин тому

      @@laurirohr5364👏🏻👏🏻💙💙

    •  8 годин тому +2

      I voted yesterday 💙💙💙

    • @leongrayson3578
      @leongrayson3578 4 години тому +2

      voted last week 💙💙💙💙

    • @leongrayson3578
      @leongrayson3578 4 години тому +2

      voted last week 💙💙💙

  • @nelsonmira4884
    @nelsonmira4884 10 годин тому +286

    Do your country proud! Get out and vote!

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 10 годин тому +16

      Vote blue!!

    • @waylonbarrett3456
      @waylonbarrett3456 9 годин тому

      If only it were that simple to fix our problems

    • @Pul5arKhan-ld9yd
      @Pul5arKhan-ld9yd 9 годин тому

      @@davidgoosen1633 are you ashmed of saying vote Kamala? hahaha But let me give you someting more cool VOTE TRUMP!!!! dummy

    • @Riverdawgs24
      @Riverdawgs24 9 годин тому +2

      ⁠@@waylonbarrett3456it’s the first step in the right direction!

    • @AlexanderSander
      @AlexanderSander 8 годин тому

      Not for the war fans

  • @jc1204
    @jc1204 Годину тому +2

    Go vote. Go vote. Go vote.

  • @morten3465
    @morten3465 10 годин тому +59

    WTF! Trump looks like the worst blow-up doll in that picture! 😂😂😂 4:55

    • @DivineGrace-ex1gd
      @DivineGrace-ex1gd 9 годин тому +3

      👁️🕳️👁️

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 9 годин тому +7

      Ol' Glory....hole. 😂😂

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 9 годин тому +4

      My friend asked me why his face was orange, but around his mouth it's white. I told her, he must be going for that clown look!😂

    • @juliej7893
      @juliej7893 9 годин тому +2

      ew. 🤣

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 2 години тому

      A Russian doll perhaps 😏

  • @Wollemand
    @Wollemand 10 годин тому +40

    This must be a very new and modern garbage truck, They load the hazardous trash, on the right front seat 😂😂

  • @TrueSeek-m7b
    @TrueSeek-m7b 2 години тому +2

    Jimmy Kimmel just keeps getting better and better! Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @reejan8109
    @reejan8109 10 годин тому +29

    Smarties? In Canada Smarties are candy coated chocolates. Those things are called "Rockets" and they're great.

    • @mermaid10x
      @mermaid10x 9 годин тому +2

      I love rocket’s especially because no one else likes them so they become mine.

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 10 годин тому +66

    They're eating the hot dogs! They're eating the catfish! They're eating the goose livers! They're eating the duck a l'orange! 🤣

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 7 годин тому

      I like that.

    • @scottramsay7439
      @scottramsay7439 6 годин тому

      "I don't know if you've ever considered the oranges of those ducks. You know, the ORANGES." We know, Donnie. They came from eggs. Orange eggs.

  • @robertgreen9150
    @robertgreen9150 6 годин тому +3

    Watch you every day. So, I say Tanks-a-lot !

  • @EfrenBlackjack
    @EfrenBlackjack 10 годин тому +124

    VOTE!!!
    VOTE!!!
    VOTE!!!

    • @bigwig5395
      @bigwig5395 10 годин тому +3

      I voted Trump and so did everyone in my family, including my 84 years old grandma. Also we're all Puerto Ricans living in crime infested NYC

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 10 годин тому

      Jerry would not approve ​@@bigwig5395

    • @nielsjosefsen9941
      @nielsjosefsen9941 10 годин тому +4

      @@bigwig5395In the us. Its everyones constitutional right to be stupid 😅. You have the right to do as you wish against your situation. You are the Smarties of your nation

    • @harryseaword
      @harryseaword 10 годин тому

      ​@@nielsjosefsen9941The troll is from Russia

    • @bigwig5395
      @bigwig5395 10 годин тому +4

      @@nielsjosefsen9941 name calling bc of someone's political stance is crazy...

  • @Timmy9937
    @Timmy9937 8 годин тому +54

    They should have told him he was getting in the wrong end.

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 4 години тому

      U missed the point ha its a mockery of u lot . Lack of self awareness liberals never fails to amuse

    • @watrgrl2
      @watrgrl2 4 години тому

      @@adolfryan1930sounds like you missed the memo. Deaf people are a poor judge of how loud and obnoxious a sound is. In the same vein, maga cult members are so brainwashed by their false prophet , the orange Fuhrer, they have no idea the level of hatred & danger they have subjected their souls to. Someday, I hope you wake up, come to your senses and the blinders come off your eyes.

  • @thekrayonkidsbookadventures
    @thekrayonkidsbookadventures 6 годин тому +209

    Thank you so much Jimmy ..you have made this madness bearable. .....

    • @nickjacobs8507
      @nickjacobs8507 4 години тому

      madness???? Go vote for Kamala’s open borders, massive inflation, record high food & gas prices, multiple wars, & rising crime 😅

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 4 години тому +1

      Soy boy sarcasm won't save u always sweetie pie

    • @righteousbyfaithinChrist
      @righteousbyfaithinChrist 3 години тому +1

      Oh brother the madness is on the blue side...

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 2 години тому +3

      I agree, thank you Jimmy Kimmel! You're brilliant - this is why Trump hates you.

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 2 години тому

      MAGA gunna lose it Tuesday.

  • @Ultorvindex
    @Ultorvindex 10 годин тому +272

    He put himself where he goes, in the garbage truck. What a moron.

    • @chookieist
      @chookieist 8 годин тому +12

      I thought garbage went in the back. He got in the wrong part

    • @lornehampel1330
      @lornehampel1330 8 годин тому +9

      Another job he is not qualified for.

    • @SanjuanitaCruz
      @SanjuanitaCruz 8 годин тому +7

      @@lornehampel1330
      He thinks he’s a garbage man, when actually he’s the garbage.

  • @michaelelliott1212
    @michaelelliott1212 2 години тому +1

    I always liked getting Smarties during Halloween trick or treating.

  • @jrthomas20
    @jrthomas20 10 годин тому +72

    You've FINALLY crossed the line and offended me, Jimmy Kimmel. How DARE you talk smack about Smarties!? :)

    • @AnnaZink-zg1yt
      @AnnaZink-zg1yt 9 годин тому +9

      I like smarties too.

    • @michellemills7825
      @michellemills7825 9 годин тому +4

      And almond joy 😋

    • @edgarcook9607
      @edgarcook9607 9 годин тому +7

      Smarties forever, they are so tang-y!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 9 годин тому +4

      I was more offended by his dig at Almond Joy

    • @KittysDaffodil
      @KittysDaffodil 9 годин тому +2

      Me too! These young whipper snappers have no idea what smarties got us through!!😅

  • @Nonubussiness
    @Nonubussiness 10 годин тому +41

    Smarties were developed after the war on machine press that were used for gun powder "pucks" for ammo . Fun fact

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 10 годин тому +4

      Thanks, I’m going to steal this and keep it for the perfect moment. 😊

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 10 годин тому +1

      I'm thinking a puck was a container for ammo? Or maybe the bottom part of the ammunition that sat on top of it?

    • @Nonubussiness
      @Nonubussiness 9 годин тому

      @@thunderousapplause gunpowder pellets.

    • @Nonubussiness
      @Nonubussiness 9 годин тому

      @thunderousapplause each piece of candy would have been one gunpowder pellet

    • @KB---
      @KB--- 9 годин тому +7

      Canada they're called rockets. Maybe after the gunpowder theme.
      Smarties here are more like m&ms.

  • @Jackson-b8j4l
    @Jackson-b8j4l 8 годин тому +34

    He used the garbage truck to mask his odor.

  • @world-logic
    @world-logic 7 годин тому +22

    Picking up trash on the highway.....lol. Awesome Show

  • @melindawilliams6624
    @melindawilliams6624 3 години тому +2

    The garbage taking itself out! 😂

  • @livhemingway2224
    @livhemingway2224 9 годин тому +19

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best!

  • @carolinek1964
    @carolinek1964 10 годин тому +107

    We’ve got a special gated community for Trump to live in. Includes stainless steel toilet, sink and bunk beds.

    • @Viaductvienotachicken
      @Viaductvienotachicken 8 годин тому +12

      No mirrors tho. However will he put on his face??

    • @shawnhedrick7787
      @shawnhedrick7787 8 годин тому +8

      ​@Viaductvienotachicken I don't think he needs a mirror for that. He always looks like he put it on in the dark.

    • @jeffreysisson7948
      @jeffreysisson7948 8 годин тому +2

      Priceless, thank you for this lol. Lock him up! 🔒

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 7 годин тому

      Love it. I have borrowed part of that a time or two. Thank you.

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 6 годин тому

      But he needs a golden toilet or ..it's going to hit the fan!

  • @paulpotter7188
    @paulpotter7188 Годину тому +2

    I thought the garbage went in the back of the truck!! 😁

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 10 годин тому +27

    That photo of Trump is hilarious! 🤣

  • @jeromesullivan4015
    @jeromesullivan4015 10 годин тому +30

    Woo Hoo! I knew Trump was cheap, but dumpster diving?

  • @Rei9nsGaming
    @Rei9nsGaming 2 години тому +1

    Oh my gosh! That guy behind trumps shoulder smiling and pointing.... Saying HI MOM!!!! Lol

  • @JohnAdie-pg6ky
    @JohnAdie-pg6ky 8 годин тому +91

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry what a mess. Vote blue America PLEASE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 3 години тому

      Vote blue and make orange the new fired!

  • @logosfabula
    @logosfabula 7 годин тому +66

    Hi Jimmy 💙 I can’t wait to see all of this end and start having a sunny laugh together. You’re a blast!

  • @karenquehl6869
    @karenquehl6869 4 години тому +1

    Jimmy you are awesome! I’m watching from Canada and I can picture Bumpkin in the vest picking up garbage with his fellow inmates! PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN! PLEASE VOTE BLUE! I’m a woman and wish I could vote! 🇺🇸🤞

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 10 годин тому +18

    Check out Seth Meyers take on garbage man trump on the tarmac and the well positioned mike. Hilarious!

  • @nobutseriously764
    @nobutseriously764 10 годин тому +48

    You leave my smarties alone.

  • @juliealtenburg9671
    @juliealtenburg9671 3 години тому +1

    There are not many comedians that make me laugh,you make me laugh till I'm wiping my eyes! Jimmy Kimmel, you're great!