❤ 💙 Republican here voting for Kamala!!! Country before party United we stand!! I encourage my fellow Republicans to stand up as well and vote for a free America! ❤ 💙
🇨🇺 Cuban in solidarity with my 🇵🇷 Puerto Rican brothers and sisters... and let's not forget Haitian, Mexican, and Venezuelan... I proudly voted Blue 💙💙💙
🇧🇸 Bahamian-American also standing in solidarity. We too know the might and terror of a horrific storm like Dorian. And when Mother Nature’s wrath lays waste to our homes, we need to rely on the kindness of others to lend a helping hand.
It's also our system for electing presidents. I understand why they have the electoral college, but Trump has NEVER won the most votes, and I'm not crazy about having my vote weigh less than the votes of others.
@@calcham1 I don't understand the US electoral college. Why should your vote mean less than others, should be one vote for one vote? Why do your elections depend on 3 or 4 states to swing the vote?
@37sarcastic because of slavery. That was the whole reason for establishing the EC. But 17 states have already begun to enter the accord to remove the electoral college for good 👍
Nothing like a billionaire from South Africa supporting a "billionaire" from New York, both telling Americans they understand the plight of the working class .
Kamala is literally dumber than Biden and speaks worse than him. Maybe you should vote in your constituents next time instead of letting them hold a coup de tat.
You are without a doubt the most patriotic American on late night television! Love you so much Jimmy! You are the best and frankly kept my husband and I sane during the worst of the pandemic and deserve the Medal of Honor. Love you forever Jimmy Kimmel! Brave and a person who speaks truth to power! ❤❤❤
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
@@LindaDocherty-t9k so many people are voting for her because she is a women ya know... they shoudl re consider someone else, there are still other candidates other than trump and kamala.
@@hazardhorizons6836 oh no! They are entitled to do that with their singular vote. But you would rather them vote for a 3rd party, what an idiot Edit: NM, saw your other comments on this channel, sad little Trumpanzee
@@dubsessed9790 I think people should not vote because “they are not trump” or “because she will be the first women president” like there was a black lady running for presidency in 1970s and no one talks about that. Completely stupid and ignorant to vote based on appearance. Maybe you’re just sad cuz you know Harris is going to lose and can’t face it so you insult people
The sneeding from liberals is unbelievable, adding to the joy of the political environment shifting to finally give us the upper hand. An amazing moment I'll remember for life, that's for sure. God bless all y'all ✝🙏
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me. -Martin Niemöller
I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.
@terryrobertson111 You trump boys are so weak. You meekly hand over your women and families to the will of other men. He has grabbed you by the balls, and you just let him do it. Pathetic.
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” This country’s greatness and true genius lies in its diversity.
Jimmy, alongside other late night talk show hosts like Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart are the only people in the mainstream media who don't sanewash this insanity.
@@handmadehearts Same here. I'm a "Never Again Republican". These morons frequently cite Ronald Reagan, who did such a good job at unity that there were "Reagan Democrats", but the fact is, almost everything they do is counter to Reagan. Reagan fought the Soviet Union into oblivion (albeit with heavy National Debt borrowing), only to have a resentful and vengeful little troll in Moscow become their dictator, and trying to undermine us. Blue is like calm moving waters, and a steady course into the future; Red is the fires of the sun that feel good until you get too close and are burned. Cheers, handmadehearts! I already voted myself, so only can encourage others to do their duty as well.
I'm in Australia and I thought the same thing. Sometimes the stress gets too much, and I'm gritting my teeth at all the Trump lies and the distasteful antics. Just plain ugly and insane, vicious ranting. I stopped watching and found Jimmy Kimmel. Cured for now.
My feelings, exactly. I haven't been able to watch the news, right now, for longer than 5 minutes. Cannot wait until the Turd is gone. The kids' edition at the end was great, too. ❤🖤💙
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
@Jhshshs-q6v well, if you want to vote for a whining criminal grifter who lies more frequently than he breathes, spews hatred and division, and has no actual policies other than project 2025 that his ex-cabinet wrote for him, and 'concepts of a plan,' that's your right.
Now if Someone could please do something about the education of American children ? ! It's unbelievable how uneducated the kids are !! But then what do I expect with some stupid politicians and more stupid law enforcement in the USA
@@JohnGaye-o4t Yeah, racial humor is always funny - it's also good for the ego to deflate it so one doesn't become a narcissistic creep. My favorite racial humor was on howard stern show in the 90s and 2000s. Take care.
@@nonya.bizness I didn't laugh at any of those jokes, I grew up listening to howard stern from 90s-2000s and in a way broke my funny bone by getting burned out on comedy. Those "jokes" if you call them that are boring, trite and plain stupid. I need my comedy to push the boundaries of what is accepted and this to me was extremely tepid and boring.
If Trump is elected *AFTER* that Naxi rally at Madison Square Garden, this country (and probably this world) is truly in its last days For the love of your lives people, please vote BLUE💙
Thank you for sending positive thoughts our way - it is appreciated so very much 🥰💖. Positivity is in short supply, and you have brought a breath of fresh air in a very toxic atmosphere.
Jimmy's gloves are well and truly off now, the ground and pound is about to commence. When Trump loses again next week it's gonna be deliciously BRUTAL. I'm not even American and I can't wait.
That “KISS “ between Malania and Trump was so cold it almost eliminated my fear of global warming! Supposedly she speaks 7 languages - she’s had a long time to work on ENGLISH apparently that language doesn’t interest her …. Ugh .. vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙
@@raghavgupta8906 English isn't my first language either but I know the difference between size and seize. What's the difference between me and Melania? I have never been to an English speaking country. She lives in one and is married to a native speaker for nearly two decades. At some point it's ok to criticize someone for not speaking a language properly especially when that someone claims to be good at learning language
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
"Brilliant" LOL. The guy was clearly reading from cue cards. If it wasn't for the writers, he'd be standing there silently with an even more awkward expression than he usually has
Or maybe he would just win most of the country? Do you realize yet that you were in the weird little cult that was believing the corporate media and the polls?
All republicans that support the big lie and Donald Trump's hundreds, realy 30,000 now as per The NY Times, should be ousted from their public office. They are violating their oath of office and committing fraud on the American people.
O...M...G...😳 That's the most cringe rally I have ever seen in my life!!! If you weren't embarrassed to be voting for Trump before...I sure would be now! Wow.
Kamala’s depressing. Has no policies, lies consistently, can’t answer questions and my personal fav “ I won’t be pressured to answer questions without research” lol I’m saving that up for any future job interview. LAZY and UNPREPARED, ARROGANCE.
@@mariefriedmann3203 Did you mean Trump ? Because Kamala ... much different to trump, lists all of her policies and plans on her campaign website. Well organised and grouped. With explanations and all. Trump however .. does not so.
They are MAGA Trump ─ They are not GOP... When Trump is Gone... There will be Reagan Republicans like Ms. Liz Cheney and Sarah Mathews ... etc. Cheers,
I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.
@@charlottecobbs6303 He’s Murdoch’s cash cow and ”Daddy Rupert” plans to milk Trump for all he can get before he gets sent to prison. This clown show is just a scripted “theater macabre” including the followup “lively interface” between Murdoch’s talking heads over at his conspiracy mill Fox5. I notice they removed Rogan’s interview with Mango Mussolini in it’s entirety from YT. I was hoping they would’ve shown the part where Trump actually ADMITS to losing in 2020 then realizes his mistake and tries to backpedal like mad when Rogan comments; “you say some crazy sh!t.” MAGA thinks he’s a “comedian” (hardly.) We need a leader not a washed-up reality TV celebrity, maybe Murdoch can give him a show where he PLAYS POTUS with that whole cast of goofballs acting as his cabinet. *When he gets out of prison, that is.*
For the people who railed against "liberal Hollywood elites" they sure love their fake TV businessmen, fake TV wrestlers, fake TV doctors, and billionaires don't they? 😂
From a Brit🇬🇧 to all you wonderful Americans, I pray you get the President you deserve and it's not a 80 yr old sex pest💙
😂😂😂
Kamala just turned 60, although she speaks like an 80 year old.
Thank you.
Stop talking about Biden 😂😂😂
@@AH-xf6cpyou’re kidding yourself 😂
❤ 💙 Republican here voting for Kamala!!! Country before party United we stand!! I encourage my fellow Republicans to stand up as well and vote for a free America! ❤ 💙
@@JA-wu5poI don't want to raise my children under a fascist dictator...
Same here and I used to be a county chair . All my relatives are also voting blue all the way and I am going door to door to get the vote out .
@@JA-wu5po are you serious? Maybe educate yourself on her plans versus his.
Thank you! 💙💙💙💙 wave coming!
Jimmie Kimmel such a toad. Elon smarter than he will ever be.
🇨🇺 Cuban in solidarity with my 🇵🇷 Puerto Rican brothers and sisters... and let's not forget Haitian, Mexican, and Venezuelan... I proudly voted Blue 💙💙💙
Saludos hermana, unidos ganamos! 🇵🇷🇨🇺
👏🏻👏🏻💙💙
🇧🇸 Bahamian-American also standing in solidarity. We too know the might and terror of a horrific storm like Dorian. And when Mother Nature’s wrath lays waste to our homes, we need to rely on the kindness of others to lend a helping hand.
Australian here, supporting my fellow human rights 💙💙💙💙
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and it only took 10 days for the laughter to turn into cries! Nice!
Yeah, it's sad.
Love it !!!!
Oh yeah baby. Trump 2025!!🔥🔥
Kimmel obviously never saw those videos of people celebrating too early,.
What happened to comedy ? Why is it just a vessel for political narratives now ?
"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus." --Turkish proverb
Wow, very apt. Thank you for that.
Niice!
That is a perfect saying!
Damn, that's spot on.
Spot on
I’m so thankful for Jimmy! He’s the only person I’ve heard to call Phil out for his hypocrisy. It’s as if people are afraid to speak up about it.
Well, at least we know for sure now what a complete fraud Phil is.
Check out Jesse Dollemore and David Packman!
He is such a hypocrite
Apparently Phil is being BRIBED by him some how. That’s why he’s supporting him for personal GAIN. Thx
@@daisy4323
PHIL doesn't money. He's wealthy. Maybe he needs a psychotherapist because he's losing himself to the devil himself.
Kimmel is probably VP Harris s greatest endorsement ❤
Voting helps prevent unwanted presidencies 💙
It's also our system for electing presidents. I understand why they have the electoral college, but Trump has NEVER won the most votes, and I'm not crazy about having my vote weigh less than the votes of others.
👍👍👍👍👍👍
@@calcham1 I don't understand the US electoral college. Why should your vote mean less than others, should be one vote for one vote? Why do your elections depend on 3 or 4 states to swing the vote?
@37sarcastic because of slavery. That was the whole reason for establishing the EC. But 17 states have already begun to enter the accord to remove the electoral college for good 👍
Bravo comment.
Nothing like a billionaire from South Africa supporting a "billionaire" from New York, both telling Americans they understand the plight of the working class .
Kamala is literally dumber than Biden and speaks worse than him. Maybe you should vote in your constituents next time instead of letting them hold a coup de tat.
Elon is a Trillion air
As south africa we don't know that person. He's all yours keep him there
While joking about firing striking workers.
@@JohnSchafer-vj5xf "did not hear that, did not hear that"
Oh Jimmy, you are the only relief from this madness. Thank you.💙
Jimmy is a tool
I also get it from Colbert and Jon Stewart.
@@terryrobertson111 You smart
Yep
He's not the only one, try Colbert, Seth Meyers and the Daily Show too 😁
Every time Tucker Carlson laughs I think of a villian from DC comics
lol
I don't need to compare him. He's such a clown and embarrassment he's a league of his own and people who listen him are even worse.
He just sounds like the Joker…
He's just a cackling bobblehead.
You're going to be hearing a lot more of it. Learn to love it.
“The Turd Reich”! Absolutely brilliant. Thanks Jimmy & writers
Priceless!
Applaus from Europe. You are nailing it.
Now that’s funny!
😂😂😂😂
A small piece of probably largely unknown and un-cared about history was made with his comment.
Cuban and I stand for Kamala Harris, Puerto Rico, Haiti, Mexico,Venezuela and our Democracy. I Voted Blue up and down the Ballot!
You stand for Harris but the past 4yrs Harris didn't stand for you, let that sink in. She never acknowledged Puerto Rico period.
@@miguelromo8410well let this sink in. When Puerto Rico, needed dumpy, when he was in power, he turned his back on them
No worries, my Canadian neighbor brought in 16 family members to vote RED UP AND DOWN 😂 no voter ID right?
@@miguelromo8410💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@@miguelromo8410go take Civics 101 school yourself what a VP CAN DO AND SAY!!!dah!!!
Thanks for your bravery Jimmy Kimmel. You have more guts and morals than any anchor on CNN.
But but but... CNN anchors regularly go to active war zones!
Hahaha so much guts he didn’t say a single thing about tony hinchcliffe 🤣😂🤣
Correct. Along w poor intelligence and poor understanding of human nature
@@alansanchez8550Why beat a dead horse 🤷🏼♀️
Or the Washington Post.
50 yrs old. Latin. First time voting. Voting for Kamala. Don't want to see those people anymore.
She ain't different from them people😔
Bravo !!!!
Thank you! We are so exhausted. Spread the vote! 💙
@@re45ye except she is entirely different and not funded by Putin / Musk.
Amen...
You are without a doubt the most patriotic American on late night television! Love you so much Jimmy! You are the best and frankly kept my husband and I sane during the worst of the pandemic and deserve the Medal of Honor. Love you forever Jimmy Kimmel! Brave and a person who speaks truth to power! ❤❤❤
Michigan supports African Americans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Latinos, Native Americans and other minorities. We love you guys.
Spot on Janet!
Thank you Janet takes a real American to support everyone...our country was built on immigrants 😊
Thank you
Love you too ✊🏽🫂
👏🏻👏🏻💙💙
Mr. Kimmel, your writers and you are BRILLIANT.🫡🫡🫡
From Mexico with love 💙❤💙 Supporting Puerto Rico!!
looks like you are someone who knows the truth. peace and blessings.
¡Gracias!
Who’s the lady asking the kids the questions at the end?
*I AM PUERTO RICAN* 🇵🇷 *AND MEXICAN* 🇲🇽 *AN AMERICA BORN CITIZEN* 🇺🇸
You have bigger problems in mexico such as the cartels.
Jimmy, thanks for the sense of sanity at a time of such Mental and Social instability.❤🎉
Melania is a beautiful First Lady, and at least she’s a real woman!
We have got to discuss what our mental health crisis looks like day to day.
Houstonian since 1972. Voted ALL BLUE early last Tuesday on my way home from the hospital after knee surgery! Get it done, Y'all‼‼💙💙💙💙💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥
That's amazing - nothing stopped you !
Good for you🎉🎉🎉💙💙💙
And that I shall.❤❤
Brave heart now that is the American Way 😊 good for you. 😊
Thank you!💙💙💙
It's just Phil. He surrendered his license in 2006 and can no long practice. Don’t give that fraud the dignity of calling him a doctor.
He a quack he’s not liked
I was so disappointed
Disgrace 😢💙🔵
Yup .inappropriate relationship with a client/ patient. Eff phil.
@@jadepaulsen8456 It wasn't the first time.
Or Mr. Phil, on the pattern of Mister Ed.
Puerto Rico is now throwing towels at HIM!!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Please VOTE BLUE UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT 💙💙💙💙💙💙,💙💙💙
Didn't he throw paper towels at Puerto Rico
Correction Puerto Ricans are throwing toilet paper back at him instead 😂
@@SabrinaMartinezYes, he did and I watched it! And he refused to send aid to those poor people. Amo a Puerto Rico pero no quiero huracanes.
@@simkay7886 I can't wait to see it recorded😂
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
Jimmy is the best!!!!😂
Thank you Jimmy. Always making everyone feel so much better☺️. Bless you. Please everyone get out there and VOTE! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
I’m not voting for a woman
@@matthewjohn2963stupid reason!
@@LindaDocherty-t9k so many people are voting for her because she is a women ya know... they shoudl re consider someone else, there are still other candidates other than trump and kamala.
@@hazardhorizons6836 oh no! They are entitled to do that with their singular vote. But you would rather them vote for a 3rd party, what an idiot
Edit: NM, saw your other comments on this channel, sad little Trumpanzee
@@dubsessed9790 I think people should not vote because “they are not trump” or “because she will be the first women president” like there was a black lady running for presidency in 1970s and no one talks about that. Completely stupid and ignorant to vote based on appearance. Maybe you’re just sad cuz you know Harris is going to lose and can’t face it so you insult people
🗣️I Voted Early Today🎉
It felt good to exercise my right to “VOTE!”
I’m Proud To Be An American 🗳️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸
He wrote an identical song about canada 😂
I voted early too
👏🏻👏🏻💙💙
America is a terrorist empire and a colonial project.
Trump all the way !!❤
Jimmy is a national treasure and a gift to democracy!
Just watching Colbert and people over there are claiming National treasure status for him…🤷🏻♂️
@@markstevens1729 Imagine that. I bet someone being Black & Indian is also a tough concept for you to grasp, too, huh?
He's a creep. Look at his old videos.
traitor trump loses again, BIG
@@markstevens1729that makes it two treasures. Good
Who's here after Trump has been elected😂 jokes on you on another level 😂.. Republican for love👊🏿🇺🇲🇺🇲
Hahaha 4 more years!!!!
The sneeding from liberals is unbelievable, adding to the joy of the political environment shifting to finally give us the upper hand. An amazing moment I'll remember for life, that's for sure. God bless all y'all ✝🙏
If you made an effort just to come back after that turnip won the election, the joke would most definitely be on you... I'd say you're a bit obsessed!
I slept like a baby. All is good again.
VOTE FOR KAMALA
GEORGIA, MICHIGAN, ARIZONA, PENNSYLVANIA, NORTH CAROLINA, NEVADA, WISCONSIN PLEASE!!!
We did early vote for HARRIS /WALZ in Wisconsin last Tuesday. I'd vote Dems anyway, but Kamala and Tim are turning out to be great!
And FLORIDA, OHIO AND TEXAS.
@@renshin5671 YEAH!
My husband and I in Nevada voted blue!!!
@@renshin5671 YES FLIP TEXAS LETS GOOOOO
Jimmy, thanks for keeping us sane!!💙💙💙💙💙
If u need a show host who is a puppet of whichever party pays him for support then it's too late for u man
He is the fakest of them all
@@paulmiljus 100% and so not funny
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
-Martin Niemöller
MAGA are really extremists!
It’s an orgy of hatred happening in the GOP!
First they came for the communists.. but we dont go there. Camelot is a silly place
Thanks for reminding me of that quote It resonates so deeply in me and I hope it does and everyone else because that is definitely true
Consciousness shift is the only answer to all of the problems of the past
Love this and truth. Good men must speak out
The orange circus 😂 and what the heck is wrong with musk?? He's been sniffing the glue they use to hold his car's together.
Is the apostrophe in "car's" to designate "together" belonging to them or is it just for show?
@ocan1033 it represents the hood gap differences in every Tesla
I stand with my Puerto Rican brothers and sisters!! Vote 💙 Blue.
How do some Puerto Roxana not care?
PRTECT WOMANS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!
Trump trashes everybody and everything the supporters who think Trump loves them wait till he has no need for them He will be trashing them too
@@kn9ioutomI did 🕊️💙🗽🫂🇺🇲
I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for all you do in support of the truth and democracy of our USA. 💙💙💙💙
😂
Jimmy is fullashit
@terryrobertson111
You trump boys are so weak.
You meekly hand over your women and families to the will of other men.
He has grabbed you by the balls, and you just let him do it.
Pathetic.
I rather have takes sides with The smartest and richest man Elon but than an anyways Kimmel
Trump make laugh stock around the world
“The Turd Reich” - these video titles are pure gold. 😂😂😂
Accurate!! 😂😂
What do you mean captions? That’s what he said, the captions were just accurate.
Not funny but equally scary
😂👍
😅😂 stealing
Elon Musk chanting USA is the funniest thing I've seen
Rupert Murdoch and Musk... should be stripped of their citizenship.
And Melania, she is no Einstein!
Since Musk has Canadian citizenship, on behalf of Canadians, you guys can keep him, we don’t want him
is elon a citizen???
@@tinay9491 Good point, he has to have a soul and have emotions to be a "citizen"
Just saw a comment elsewhere: you can't spell felon without F ELON.
So appropriate.
These people are a worldwide embarrassment.
You mean MAGAs I hope.
They're just cute kids!
Everyone of them!
@danielcrouch658 NOT REALLY!
It's unbelievable at this point, parody.
LET'S ALL THANK MITCH MCCONELL FOR ALLOWING THIS MENTAL CANCER TO SPREAD AND CAUSE THIS HATRED IN OUR NATION.
...goes back to people like Newt Gingrich.
Most definitely, McConnell is just plain gutless. He actually had the power, to put an end, to that orange reign of terror.
you must be young if you don't know Newt Gingrich
@@FalconXE302 and everyone who voted for tRump!
Or maybe something perhaps slightly more punitive...
THE CLUELESS KLUX KLAN 😭😭😭 I love that so many late night hosts are calling out this lunacy.
Then maybe they should vote for the Republican Party because the Democrat Party founded the KKK.
The late night hosts mean nothing. Real America believes in MAGA 🎉🎉🎉
What a freak show!!! VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
Seems they've all sold their souls to Trump, the disciple of the Great Deceiver.
Yep, I'm voting for Donald Trump as well. He's gonna be our president here soon🎉🎉🎉🎉
our dictator you mean@@DustinHill-s9t
Face it. Rump has dementia and won't be running anything. His puppeteers like Steven Goebbels Miller will be.
@@DustinHill-s9t says the freak from the freakshow
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” This country’s greatness and true genius lies in its diversity.
Or so the story used to go...
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
America is great because of immigrants.
Damn right! Thank You! 🌊🫂🩵💙🩵🫂🌊
@@angelikalindenau943 who's going to pick your veggies for you
Thank God you're back, Jimmy!
Honestly’!!!
I was going to post this, an then saw your's.
And soon we will say, Thank God you're gone, Donald 😂
Jimmy, alongside other late night talk show hosts like Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart are the only people in the mainstream media who don't sanewash this insanity.
Yes! He was campaigning here in Nevada for Kamala. We all got to meet him, Molly, & our state Senator Jacky Rosen. Class acts. 🩵🇺🇸💙
Well, that back fired 😂😂
too right :)
Lmao nothin' backfired
Y'all trumpets still as cringe😂
:-) 😂
@@Pinkgalaxy0# cope2024
@@thanosianthemadtitanic lmao
U COPE
“People can’t hear your boos but they can hear your votes!”
-Barack Obama
Amen!!!!
I have voted red before. NEVER AGAIN.
Vote 🗳 BLUE for America.
@@handmadehearts Same here. I'm a "Never Again Republican". These morons frequently cite Ronald Reagan, who did such a good job at unity that there were "Reagan Democrats", but the fact is, almost everything they do is counter to Reagan. Reagan fought the Soviet Union into oblivion (albeit with heavy National Debt borrowing), only to have a resentful and vengeful little troll in Moscow become their dictator, and trying to undermine us. Blue is like calm moving waters, and a steady course into the future; Red is the fires of the sun that feel good until you get too close and are burned. Cheers, handmadehearts! I already voted myself, so only can encourage others to do their duty as well.
Trump 2024 ❤❤❤
@@User1946d6
For no good reason. Right, I'll think about it.
Okay, I've thought about it. No.
Puerto Ricans and Latinos please vote BLUE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙💙
Trump for Prison
Trump is America's last hope. We love him.
Delusional 😂😂😂
@@nsaurabh25Nobody cares bot.
Kamala is the worst candidate I've ever seen, I voted Trump
Cult@@nsaurabh25
Thank you, Jimmy, for helping me laugh at the insanity. 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
I'm in Australia and I thought the same thing. Sometimes the stress gets too much, and I'm gritting my teeth at all the Trump lies and the distasteful antics. Just plain ugly and insane, vicious ranting. I stopped watching and found Jimmy Kimmel. Cured for now.
@@Jules-1770
You guys can just treat it like the comedy show it is, pathetic as it is.
My feelings, exactly. I haven't been able to watch the news, right now, for longer than 5 minutes. Cannot wait until the Turd is gone. The kids' edition at the end was great, too. ❤🖤💙
Trump 2024
@@slayer5097yes, he is set to be sentenced 2024.
SUCKS to be YALL TODAY, HUH?? Hahahaha
Jimmy, thanks for making me laugh during this stomach wrenching frightening time! VOTE BLUE the whole ticket and get rid of this circus!!!
I did...up and down the ballot in Florida.
I’m voting blue all the way! Adios to Ted Cruz 🖕🏻
"A vote is not a valentine. You are not confessing your love for a candidate. It is a chess move for the world you want to live in."
-Sherry Jones
Ah yes, Sherry Jones. 🙄🙄🙄
It’s _all_ about Party: Republicans wants to DESTROY our American democracy. Democrats want to PRESERVE our American democracy.
Great point!!
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
Fr
Thank you, Jimmy and your writers, for the badly needed laughs during this dreadful election!!!
Fantastic job, all the Writers & Jimmy's delivery
I really wanted to watch Jimmy Kimmel but only after the seeing the election result and now I am loving it!!😂
Please say BYE BYE to Trump by voting 💙 💙 💙 all the way, and getting him out of the way DEFINITELY
Just voted Trump ❤❤❤❤
@@Jhshshs-q6vit's a right you have, it's a democracy right ? So let's all accept the final vote on who will win, and NO mess this time, please !
MAGA (Morons Against Great America) 💙 Vote Blue across the ballot HARRIS/WALZ 2024 💙 “We are not going back”
I would prefer him out of the way INDEFINITELY!
@Jhshshs-q6v well, if you want to vote for a whining criminal grifter who lies more frequently than he breathes, spews hatred and division, and has no actual policies other than project 2025 that his ex-cabinet wrote for him, and 'concepts of a plan,' that's your right.
Bravo for calling out Phil.
Well done Kimmel ❤❤❤
Love from Scandinavia
Hello to Scandinavia 🩵🍻
Stay away from kids
Imagine living in the EU where the bureaucrats are attacking free speech and wanting it to continue.😂
Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel 💙
Zeus of late night 💤💤💤
Now if Someone could please do something about the education of American children ? ! It's unbelievable how uneducated the kids are !!
But then what do I expect with some stupid politicians and more stupid law enforcement in the USA
@MonikaThompson-j8r Republicans have for decades deliberately reduced civics education to promote ignorance and to gaslight the American people.
I love Jimmy Kimmel!
Ouch! This is extremely painful to watch. How did this happen, America?
I used to wonder that about Germany... but here we are watching it live.
@VladimirPutin-p3t What a shame in 2024!!! I've already cast my vote to end this nonsense, did you? We have the power!! Vote blue!!!
A sixteen minute face palm…
We got lazy.
It happened when trump first got elected- America doesn’t want a sequel of his last performance
Thank you Jimmy for making us laugh , instead of showing all the hate they are spreading. Thank you ❤
@@nonya.bizness I'm a Maga dude and for me the best comedy was 90s era Howard Stern, especially Gilbert Gottfried. Thanks for enquiring.
@@idninteldid these guys insult other races for a laugh?
@@JohnGaye-o4t Yeah, racial humor is always funny - it's also good for the ego to deflate it so one doesn't become a narcissistic creep.
My favorite racial humor was on howard stern show in the 90s and 2000s. Take care.
@@JohnGaye-o4t Gilbert gottfried had the craziest racial humor ever.
@@nonya.bizness I didn't laugh at any of those jokes, I grew up listening to howard stern from 90s-2000s and in a way broke my funny bone by getting burned out on comedy. Those "jokes" if you call them that are boring, trite and plain stupid. I need my comedy to push the boundaries of what is accepted and this to me was extremely tepid and boring.
I voted for Harris the other day HARRIS/WALZ 2024
Trump is America's last hope. We love him.
@@nsaurabh25gross 😝
@@nsaurabh25copy and paste
@@nsaurabh25 he'd never even look at you.
@nsaurabh25 he don't give a damn about you he is clueless of what the average American goes thru!
Thank you, Jimmy! You are a true patriot. Uncovering this grifter.
Jimmy, you rock! Thanks for making me laugh when I only feel like crying.
The audacity of Trump just kills me inside.
YES
If Trump is elected *AFTER* that Naxi rally at Madison Square Garden, this country (and probably this world) is truly in its last days
For the love of your lives people, please vote BLUE💙
Trump is America's last hope. We love him.
🗳️💙🌊🌊
@@leemcqueen500 we will see!
Thank you for being back on. My friends & I did not appreciate DJT & clowns at Madison Square Garden. They were not taken out of context.
Lmao trump was president for 4yrs, you think if he wanted to destroy america he wouldve done it already. What a bunch of dummies
Jimmy, what a brilliant monologue! An Aussie here, hoping that the big orange circus is closed down! America, you deserve better. 🇦🇺 ❤ 🇺🇸
Thank you for sending positive thoughts our way - it is appreciated so very much 🥰💖. Positivity is in short supply, and you have brought a breath of fresh air in a very toxic atmosphere.
I agree from the uk a brilliant monologue
The "big orange circus" needs to be shut down *permanently!*
The WORLD deserves better.
0:24 0:24 0:24 0:24
This is the future and we will never go back unless people get out and vote against this vile behavior
I love that Jimmy doesn't ease up on Trump, he keeps hammering! He's spot on with his imitation of Tucker Carlson's bizarre laugh.😂
Tucker Carlson's laugh is terrifying! He sounds psychotic. I guess that tracks.
Jimmy is funny, but that imitation of Tucker was frightening.
Jimmy's gloves are well and truly off now, the ground and pound is about to commence. When Trump loses again next week it's gonna be deliciously BRUTAL. I'm not even American and I can't wait.
I'd worry if Tucker has a daughter. Better call CPS
Yeah his whole act is just trump. Kimmels dead.
Jimmy Kimmel is the best.
thats what they said about him on the lolita express
@@raymonddimech3739 I guess you might know, since you were there
Drag your friends to vote! We need to make absolute certain that this hate and ignorance is left behind! 💙💙💙💙
Jimmy, You're the best! You make such a difference! The laugh is soo needed! Thank you!
It's garbage he's bought off.
Used to be funny ten years ago
don the con is a smelly garbage truck on wells, poor immigrant Melania!💙🇺🇸
Jimmy is Hollywood and puts lotion on the skin.
Stay away from kids
The worst part is that people aren't seeing this as a red flag
Some are. For sure.
Oh, as a German who did not sleep though history lessons I definitely see it as a red flag with a center white circle and black swastika.
@@thorstenguentherMadison square 1939 photos are actually like that too crazy
The worst part is that people who DO see it, are letting it happen.
@@remconetletting it happen and making excuses for it! 😩
You are so right on! You help me laugh instead of cry. It’s comic relief. Thank you!
"Turd Reich!" You had me at hello! 😂
😂
That “KISS “ between Malania and Trump was so cold it almost eliminated my fear of global warming! Supposedly she speaks 7 languages - she’s had a long time to work on ENGLISH apparently that language doesn’t interest her …. Ugh .. vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Did he nearly pull her hand off as well, looked to me like she tried to pull her hand away and he looked to me like he was hurting her.
Did u see tim n his wife shake hands!! 😂
Maybe you should learn to spell first instead of criticizing a person for being unable to speak a non-native language
@@raghavgupta8906 English isn't my first language either but I know the difference between size and seize. What's the difference between me and Melania? I have never been to an English speaking country. She lives in one and is married to a native speaker for nearly two decades. At some point it's ok to criticize someone for not speaking a language properly especially when that someone claims to be good at learning language
That was so uncomfortable to fake, oops to watch.
She has been in the US for so long. Why such a thick accent??
I’ve been really overwhelmed, crying about this as a Puerto Rican American and I really appreciate you making me laugh about it for the first time 😂
Sending you a hug from Wisconsin. 😊
Crying over a Tony hinchcliffe joke?
Bless you.
Trumps an uneducated scumbag....his opinion doesn't matter. God bless you and the people of Puerto Rico ❤❤❤
Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.
Coming out to the music of people that you'd never let in your house is wild.
Understatement. Thank you
Jimmy, you were brilliant in this clip. It is sure Trump will not be amused and will rant and text insults at 2Am.
"Brilliant" LOL. The guy was clearly reading from cue cards. If it wasn't for the writers, he'd be standing there silently with an even more awkward expression than he usually has
Or maybe he would just win most of the country? Do you realize yet that you were in the weird little cult that was believing the corporate media and the polls?
BE A TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN - VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙
Be a true commo and vote blue you heathens!!
@@CraigBarron-z4f the first comment is more sane than your comment.
It was a freak show indeed!
@@CraigBarron-z4f MAGA Tears are so hilarious
All republicans that support the big lie and Donald Trump's hundreds, realy 30,000 now as per The NY Times, should be ousted from their public office. They are violating their oath of office and committing fraud on the American people.
Omg, can't wait to be done with tRump.
I voted early for Harris & Walz 👍🏻💙🇺🇸
Same
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@@jones2720👏🏻👏🏻💙💙
Same. Thanks ❤
Thank you.
I Love Jimmy Kimmel, he's the best!!!!!
I just sent in my vote today from Paris.Please vote to keep democracy alive!!!
Is that Paris, Texas? I heard that the Eiffel Tower had been moved there.
I would like to move to Paris if it is in France. ASAP.
So, you voted Trump then. Well done.
Kamala Harris was not elected in the primary by democracy and you guys took Trump off of the ballot.
💙💙👏🏻👏🏻
O...M...G...😳 That's the most cringe rally I have ever seen in my life!!! If you weren't embarrassed to be voting for Trump before...I sure would be now! Wow.
Normal people would be. But, his cult doesn’t care.
You do wonder who the hell put this rally together - and thought it would be OK. Actually it sums up all his rallies and speeches. Good luck for Nov.
should be but they aren't
OMG unfortunately is not enough outrage for whatever that was. Lmao, Vote Blue!!
maga has no shame. i think they loved it.
So glad that you are back. I know it's been mentally stressful. We need you to keep America sane!
yep, nothing more meaningful in 'murica than the gags of a late night host
Totally! Your brilliant comedy and perfect delivery help keep us sane.
Wow😮😮😮😮😮😮😮I am so hopeful all people can see this with your eyes, can hear your voice and Jimmy, thank you again for speaking up!👏
You can't spell hatred without a red hat!
🗳️🔵🌊🌊🌊
Yes
Or felon without ELON
Damn hahahaha
Brilliant...and sad.
Jimmy just saved my day. I needed that laughter so bad today. Thank you truly. You are a saving grace to us all right now. 🙏🏻
OMG!!😂 Looks like three ring circus. They look like MMA fighters.😂
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
- Voltaire
That's so true, you hit the nail smack on the head!
wow...spot on. Needs to be on billboard.
@@gmun2248 Loosely attributed but yes
Exactly what the blue team is doing
Thank you, Jimmy, for lifting us from this depressing madness!
My thoughts exactly. When I see and hear all the crap from Trump and his maggots, it feels like doomsday.
Kamala’s depressing. Has no policies, lies consistently, can’t answer questions and my personal fav “ I won’t be pressured to answer questions without research” lol
I’m saving that up for any future job interview. LAZY and UNPREPARED, ARROGANCE.
@@mariefriedmann3203 Did you mean Trump ? Because Kamala ... much different to trump, lists all of her policies and plans on her campaign website. Well organised and grouped. With explanations and all. Trump however .. does not so.
IKR😂😂😂
@@suziechampagne357
That hate fest was the biggest boost for Kamala in the whole election cycle!
"it was ugly, it was hateful, it was mean" the entire gop platform and message at this point 😥
They are MAGA Trump ─ They are not GOP... When Trump is Gone... There will be Reagan Republicans like Ms. Liz Cheney and Sarah Mathews ... etc.
Cheers,
Vote blue this election, that's the answer to get your party back!!!
@DonnaSue-t5p 😂 😂 😂
You want a tissue?
@DonnaSue-t5p
Thanks Ava Braun
DID MALANIE JUST COME FROM OFF THAT CORNER😂😂😂
Blessings to all the writers and performers in our sanity saving "comedy" shows! Comedy has been an outlet for honesty about politicians for years!
Thank you Mr Kimmel. Another superb monologue. Brilliant!
Stay away from kids
he was reading from cue cards written by his writing team
Great job, Jimmy!
As a South African - we don't claim Elon. Please keep him.
That rally was absolutely terrifying. Straight up insanity
I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.
Well they knew there words unlike kommie Kamala and sleepy joe.
Your beliefs are terrifying.
@@lynelizabeth-kl9dphave you seen the people that follow Kamala. I would consider that freak show weird and distasteful.
@@Coffee1776 Hush up Adolph. Watched it all, you're wrong
@@rf4182 Mouth off to my face, Keyboard Warrior.
Please get rid of trump and maga!
How are we going to do it?
It’s going to be trouble but they are going to lose and bad
@@teresitauy3692Vote Blue. Stay safe.
@@teresitauy3692 By voting blue of course!
@@charlottecobbs6303
He’s Murdoch’s cash cow and ”Daddy Rupert” plans to milk Trump for all he can get before he gets sent to prison. This clown show is just a scripted “theater macabre” including the followup “lively interface” between Murdoch’s talking heads over at his conspiracy mill Fox5. I notice they removed Rogan’s interview with Mango Mussolini in it’s entirety from YT. I was hoping they would’ve shown the part where Trump actually ADMITS to losing in 2020 then realizes his mistake and tries to backpedal like mad when Rogan comments; “you say some crazy sh!t.” MAGA thinks he’s a “comedian” (hardly.)
We need a leader not a washed-up reality TV celebrity, maybe Murdoch can give him a show where he PLAYS POTUS with that whole cast of goofballs acting as his cabinet.
*When he gets out of prison, that is.*
… “So let’s not elect one” ..good one Jimmy. 💙💙💙💚💙
For the people who railed against "liberal Hollywood elites" they sure love their fake TV businessmen, fake TV wrestlers, fake TV doctors, and billionaires don't they? 😂
Those LAUGHTER TURNED INTO CRY 😂😂😂
You are the best Jimmy, thanks for highlighting the ridiculous situation we find ourselves in.
You ment the embarrassment
The Anti Trust
The Are Americas worth A damn in they word
Trump is the worst tragedy that America has ever experienced.
Trump is the most powerful and dangerous weapon in Putins Arsenal.
don the con is an Embarrassment to our country 💙💙🇺🇸
So entirely true! Trump is a total travesty to everything moral and decent, the most unAmerican of any presidential candidate ever.
What about September 11th 2001?
Trump brought us many things. But the lasting effects of tds will plague the few who asked for it.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel love you for all the truth with humor you do so much impact!!!
humor and truth what drugs are you doing ??