I Beat Rimworld With 500 Colonists. It Didn't Go Well...
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- In a belated celebration of the flock amassing five hundred members, I decide to thank every single one of them for their support in the only way I know how... by throwing them all into a terrible meat grinder of human suffering in the name of personal advancement!
No more shall my colony be limited by such unimportant restrictions like 'logic' and 'having a frame rate' - every single one of you will have a chance to shine in the Goosiest way possible... spontaneous combustion.
Thank you all for your support.
I saw my colonist for a brief moment and realized they were incapable of caring, incapable of social, and were bad at literally everything. Never before have I resonated so strongly with a pawn.
Also it seems I unfortunately did not survive to the end. I managed to follow my pawn through a couple of the sidebar alerts during the video, but my last sighting of them was them going on a berserk just before the archer slug match raid that killed or kidnapped 80% of the remaining colonists. My guess is that I biffed it during this battle between one of the jump cuts. RIP to them, they were not missed during this colony.
RIP THE GOAT
@@jcs3146more like woat
Omg i just had abdominal surgery, and I laughed so hard it hurt!! 😅
thank you for your service
he*
it was a single colonist
Are you telling me that there is an event horizon for barracks? It progressively gets worse the more beds you add, until you add so many people into the barracks that they are stunned by the sheer engineering marvel and display of wealth that 500 beds in a single room is, that they no longer care that they are sharing a room with 500 people?
it's less that they no longer care and more that the moodlets for having an opulent barracks offsets the "i didn't have my own room" moodlets. but otherwise, yes. you can make a black hole barracks.
For reference; I've played this game for 2k hours.
The highest non-negative moodlet a pawn can get from their bedroom when it is considered a barracks is +1.
ONE.
That is only applied when it is an "unbelievably impressive barracks" - something that requires a large, extremely wealthy room.
Putting 500 beds in a room will do that, yeah lol
Alternatively, you could just make an aesthetically pleasing barracks. Or individual bedrooms, where the max is +10? I think? lol
To be honest, if you can make a barrack for 500 guys I would be impressed enough to not care about the fact that I'm sleeping with 499 other persons as well
yep also if you have the barracs, rec room, and dining room all in one those buffs stack for the same room, so you can have impressive barracks, impressive dining hall, and impressive rec room mood buffs for the same room.
The *value* of the room. The colonists walk in and go "Woah! Do you have any idea how much 500 beds costs? This place is awesome!"
>27 mental breaks
I mean I'd have 27 mental breaks myself too if I was in a room with 501 other people.
Average convention hall
@@vectorshingetsu5560 yeah I've been to furry cons before and jesus christ the registration lines are nasty
@@Nachiebree I assume fursuits act like hazmat suits masking the smell and blocking sweat and semen rubbing off of the other members
@@amooingdog3297my brother in Christ, what the fuck
@@amooingdog3297actually it works the opposite way
54:37 "Death: You only live once" notification popping in the background as he's handling the wrap up really sent me on a journey.
This was my best financial decision
Same
Same 😂
First channel joined membership for and prolly last but it was hella worth it
@@Qqmenisa same here, goose popped up and then popped off with gregtech and rimworld shenanigans and now we all get to participate in goose-tech fueled tomfoolery
10/10 best 2$/month ever spent
same! tbh i havent done memberships on channels before but this feels so worth it:)
I find it rather hilarious that you can play a game of "where's waldo" with your named pawn while watching goose try to play a game of rimworld (with this instance known as "Overpopulation simulator: The Game")
Its especially fun watching your own pawn die, especially when you are rooting for him to make it to the end (mine was last seen bleeding out after the last fight before launch)
This stuff is the very reason I got a Membership. Why play video games like a rational human being when half the fun is the sandbox element! I genuinely hope "Beating X by the stupidest means imaginable" type videos become a main stay of the channel
I feel that beating games with absurd economy of scale that forces the computer to fume and weep tears of blood is pretty much much part of his brand by this point
@@HiddenDragon555oh no it’s let’s game it out but smarter run. But seriously I love both their content.
Deliberately beating a game or challenge by the stupidest means possible is one of my favorite genres of content. You can watch any rando meta-game the whole thing and play optimally, but nothing beats the entertainment of watching an absolute lunatic command a horde of rabid clowns to victory
"I will not be accepting chemical dependencies or pyromaniacs"
How sad, now I can't relate with my colonist
Real
41:20 You are absolutely correct Goose! Mechanoids from the vanilla Mechanoids faction are hard-coded to never raid you before day 40
I am, indeed, incredibly happy to be sleeping packed together with all 500 of my crashmates in one warehouse
Just keep to your side of the bed and everything will be amazing! Otherwise I may get the urge to break some components...
"despite literally thousands of hours in this game, I've never launched a *vanilla* starship"
This is me with Minecraft
This was me with Dark Souls back in 2012 - once I discovered PvP, I had like 7 characters with dozens of hours each and had never actually beaten the final boss
i was gonna say "same", but i actually killed the ender dragon once
@@darthhunter69 I've done it quite a few times, but only in multiplayer.
@@SupersuMC same, i only did it in multiplayer
Heck yeah. First pawn and his background is “Quack”. Perfectly suited for a goose vid.
Thank you for compiling this documentary of the last 4 or so years in America.
Very accurate.
I got used to bait out rocket launchers and LIVED. I am contributing. (Ow)
The Colony appreciates your willingness to serve. :P
Emperor protects😂
five. hundred. colonists.
Yeah we can read the title, glad you can too though yay for you :)
@@Nick-jf7ku whoosh
@@Nick-jf7kuit was a reference to the “500 cigarettes” meme
Five. Hundred. More. Colonists
Yeah
im guessing im not the only one that immediately paused the video on the job list to look for themself
i still cant find myself
@@ssornahte6625 Me here doing the exact same thing
@@ssornahte6625 I didn't even bother, 500 is a giant number and I just assume I died somewhere near the end lmao
Found myself and keep track on it, was kidnapped at the "failed deathball", which is probably better then outright death :D
Hey Goose I made some chapters you can use to boost the algorithm or whatnot
00:00 - 00:54 Main Video
00:54 - 55:15 "Channel member names" Outro screen
Best outro screen ever btw
Holy guacamole, my favorite Factorio man out in the wild.
As someone with essentially no disposable income right now, I am glad you still appreciate my time, because I certainly appreciate these videos and the break they provide.
Really happy this came up in my recommendations. I remember a while ago watching ambiguousamphibian playing a similar concept of a huge colony and thought there were ways to do better with an optimized strategy. Glad to see it be done successfully
Oh my god you caused a dwarf fortress tantrum spiral in rimworld lmao.
Terrible vision of the future for me at 13 min
I love how one of the last messages is "Death: you only live once"
This is a accurate representation of what would happen if the whole spaceship escaped in time and not just 3 people
Paused to see what my guy is good at I see I'm incapable of 90% of jobs . Now I'm left here thinking dang that's to accurate.
I love colony sims but eventually my micromanaging tendencies multiplied by the increasing scope such games tend to have result in me looking at the next task to be done and going "Yeah, I'm good." Throwing even more bodies at the problem to just swamp any hurdle with just the answer "yes" never occurred to me so this was a fun watch, thanks Goose.
I don't know if I'm in, so I'm just going to go ahead and believe that the Andrew is me.
EDIT: I MADE IT MAW, 9:49!
I was even part of the circus going for the persona core!
I think I died when the pirate drop pods landed, and a rocket launcher was used. RIP, me.
superb
edit: 49:23 RIP - last known living sighting 😭
Five, hundred, rimworld colonists
edit: i got captured at around 52:37
this is incredible
we must have more
Mom, I'm on the TV!
Edit: Mom, I survived on the Rim!
I am fully prepared to be the same kind of NPC that I am in my friend's games. Wholly psychotic, and instantly a danger to both themselves and anyone unfortunate enough to be within 35 nautical miles of me.
The last time I chose to watch one of my incarnations not in my direct control was XCom 2. In the opening mission, I instantly saw an alien, panicked, ran to a nearby, and very willing to explode car, threw a grenade instantly at the nearest group of innocent civilians, killing all of them and died later that turn to my cover becoming an oversized frag grenade on wheels. I expect my avatar on the rim will be the same.
EDIT: On my third rewatch, it appears I somehow survived, taking a nap in the barrack as the ship took flight with less than stellar looking health. I'm not entirely sure how that happened, but I am surprised to say the least.
On the Rim we call that 'rocket baiting' and it is unironically a strategy that I use to deplete raiders of their single-use weaponry when I have a psychic who can skip them to safety.
7:25 "A plague of locusts stripped my farmland of all nutrients. And then they build a wooden cabin in it's place that can host 500 people somehow..."
FYI, when you're adjusting job assignments for all pawns, you can hold shift and left or right click on the job name at the top of the column, and it will affect every pawn. If you weren't aware. Cool colony run!
This is probably the best wheres waldo game ive ever played, this was realy fun
It took me a while to find myself in the job list handle, hunt, construction at 2 , smith, tailor and craft at one, its exactly the complete oposite of me :)
I'm glad to have lived to the end through the power of sleeping through battle.
so goose, the Goose Temp Tech is oddly close to how a heat pump works. the vents are acting as an expansion valve/compressor and most people dont realize that heat pumps are *extremely* efficient at making things hot/cold, to the magitude of 4-5x the heat energy output vs the amount of heat energy put in as electrical energy. I.E. 100Kw of heat energy to the heat pump would have the effective output of 400-500kw of heat energy from the pump in either heat or cold. the laws of physics are being broken with that tech for sure, but its less of a complete shatter and more of a compound fracture.
i dunno...i haven't met a heat pump that can get make a room half as hot as a metallurgical smelter. or a room a few millikelvin above absolute zero.
@@estoericaferret like i said, its *similar* but not exact. "Less of a complete shatter and more a compound fracture"
yes i'm still hunting for my pawn
(Also Mr Goose, let it be known EDB Prepare Carefully is RENOWNED for breaking saves... Character editor is a safer bet)
YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE ME THIN?????!!??!???? unacceptable I am quitting being a member /j
Awesome video, as always, Goose. Cheers to another 500? :DD
With the amount of time you're dedicating to your yt channel and your extensive knowledge of the rather obscure game mechanics, it's mind boggling to me that you have a SO.
Autism finds autism.
@@PhoebusApollo360 real
@@PhoebusApollo360 i'm opposed to labeling any dedicated person as neuro divergent.
4:56 Ah, classic Rimworld. The pawns have only existed for like 4 consecutive seconds, and 1 of them's already insulting someone else. I've seen a mass colonist run before, and to say that I can't wait to see how gloriously this all implodes is an understatement. The storyteller will not be kind lmao
This whole video is like a continious where's waldo for me. Incredibly entertaining.
22:45
I was playing this video on the background while doing homework, never would I have thought our very own Neurotic Goose was going to do his very best Talking Larry Impression.
Needless to say I was very unproductive for the next 2 minutes due to incapacitation by laughter.
im so happy people are supporting you! you deserve so much!!
Hey! Glad to see that I got to be the melee decoy during the second "ambush" lmao, before dying sometime after the ship got built.
Goose my beloved
I’m so happy I joined this flock. This really is the channel of all times.
Apparently I'm a stressed out Computer. Sounds about right. 20:59
"Even if I have to turn my computer into slag"
Goose, this is a big reason why I enjoy watching you. Your choice of words and vocabulary are both amazing and hilarious.
Found my dude in a berserk rage at 44:45. Oddly apt due to how I think I broke my hand yesterday because I hit a wall out of anger.
What made you do that?
@@thecoolbyzantine24 I work at a Taco Bell. The past few months we have been consistently understaffed, and customers will still get 27 item orders back to back in a rush. When i was still a kid i used to just hit the thing that annoyed me, and because the kids who seen me lay someone out for annoying me usually stop annoying me after i do that i just kept hitting people until everyone around me finally understands that they should just annoy someone else. After i turned 18 all i did was swap what i hit from the thing that was directly annoying me to the nearest (Unbreakable to me) object. not the best way to deal with anger but better than catching an assault charge.
@@thecoolbyzantine24 he ate without a table
pawn last sighted at 47:39 rip, sorry i was incapable of dumb labour
Apparently, I'm a torturer. Huh.
(21:26) You? Do math wrong? Never!
It looked like my pawn (barely) survived the giant mass kidnapping, but I didn't see them at all after that, unfortunately.
"I will not be accepting chemical dependencies or pyromaniacs"
welp, guess that's $2 down the drain.
still worth it though
For future crazy ideas there is a non-workshop mod called performance fish that is compatible with rocket man and performance optimizer and is much stronger. With all 3 installed I've had no lag with my 200 mods and large number of colonists playthrough
Goose: suffering from success
Did you consider other performance mods for this run? Here's some that work with Rocketman, not quite sure if they play perfectly nice with each other but they work.
- Performance Fish (Not on the steam workshop atm, only on Github)
- Performance Optimizer
- Dubs Performance Analyzer
- Toggleable Overlays Continued
- Toggleable Readouts Continued
I think the only way to manage that many colonists is set up zones for everyone and basically set up multiple villages on the same map with multiple kitchens, crafting areas and everything.
2:46 bless you
I think this has given me a lot of respect for Ludeon's codebase, this big a population is well past the point where Dwarf Fortress starts to die a slow painful death, and that is a game built for a population in the 100s, so the fact Rimworld is able to (almost) run in this state is testament to whoever polished up the task-picking algorithms.
underrated youtuber.
got linked here after a Rimworld video from The Spiffing Brit
I am not disappointed.
Well done, sir.
"several thousand hours, never bothered to actually win"
instant like and comment.
my man.
May as well be dwarf fortress with how impossible it is to tell what the hell is going on
if theres any other types of fun random runs to go through, maybe a neat 'challenge' idea would be to have one colonist for one skill, meaning in order to craft you need a colonist who can ONLY craft, needing a cook just to cook and only cook, shooter to ONLY shoot and never melee, melee pawn to only melee and nothing else, you can have more than one colonist doing said single skill, so 2 shooters are possible
other than that loved the video, it was really interesting seeing so many pawns on screen, if you ever do something similar to this challenge ever again maybe getting the vanilla outposts expanded mod would help, basically allows you to send off bunches of people into much smaller colonies that don't take up visual space so you can modify them easier while they go get materials or actively reduce the threats approaching the main colony
i now see the logic that tribal raids go through to go out and raid with 129 naked guys with recurve bows
Wow, I wasn't one of the folks who invested in your channel but I admire your dedication, hope your wrists are ok
A tip for later: make sure that you set a colony outfit. You can equip weapons to it too, this will help with the issue of not having weapons because your colonists were downed at one point, as they will see they don't have a weapon and equip it. In most cases, it doesn't work well since you'd usually want certain pawns to have certain different weapons. In this case however, since all of your pawns use the same type of bow, it doesn't really matter. _(unless they changed it since I last played)_
I was the first to die! Yay :D
The presence of Rocketman and the job disabling gave me flashbacks to my pre-Biotech clone colony. I like my colonies big and old, but had to transplant it to a new save after a while. I just have to farm a few more skilltrainers for a max colonist, though I think I’ll leave it after Factorio: Space Age.
trying so hard to find me, if i do, i will post it 🙏
Welp, now for the game of pausing every minute or so to try and find my own pawn and figure out whether they’re useless or not. Thanks Goose!
OOOO I SAW MY PAWN! I do end up doing a lot of writing, so it's funny how the title ended up.
This was epic, but now do it all again by making the 500 colonists leave their starting home in groups of 50 to start their own colonies and see which colony lasts the longest
This kind of reminds me of the "I start with 100 dupes in Oxygen Not Included" challenge. Good stuff.
500!? I saw a 100 colonist video and that was crazy, this is going to be nuts
The fact the first mental breaker you mentioned by name was a hungarian was really fitting
I love the endgame of the 500 pawn run in the mental break death spiral
Amazing, you managed to achieve a Dwarf Fortress-style tantrum spiral in Rimworld.
Best doctor in the gang! LETS GOOOO. I hope you were happy with my med skills boys
i wish i wasnt broker than a joke this is the kinda stuff id love to be spiritually a part of
you know i hope people that react to insane game breaking game content react to this like they react to lets game it out or such
Goose: _"Some (in fact most) of you may die, but quite frankly, I do not care."_
Seeing it move frame by frame, I had a thought that the PC and visual interfaces used by the gods to view Earth may have been broken by lag long ago
"Some of you may die, but that is a price I am willing to pay."
Placing gazillion traps by hand without a mod for copying projects deserves a like on it's own, and that's not to mention hours of managing colonists
it's rare that a power point presentation makes me wanna play a game
you should launch all the colonists after
You do sound exactly like what I'd expect a goose to sound like
500 members is crazy good!
Imagine storming a fort and watch the first 7 ROWS of your mates getting turned into hedgehogs simultaneously in an instant
Congratulations, you've created Space Florida.
You are the only UA-cam channel I ever decided to give money to. Worth it
NOOOO, I got kidnapped. Was really hoping to live until the end.
I spend hours on the creation of the world I play, adjusting this and that, generating a world, changing population density of ai, looking for the perfect pawn for my plan.
I can't imagine creating 500 characters.
A useful thing for kill boxes is some spare artwork if you have it to help with modd and hilariously in the late game chairs/stools and an attached rec room (sticked with emergency drugs) so you can cycle or refuel people near breaking quickly and get them back in the fight.
Hey look its me! I assume, good luck spotting names in that mess. :)
I ended up dying just 2 hours before the reactor finished, unfortunate
On optimization, always consider taking *bills* of any kind and reducing their radii from unlimited to around where you expect your resources to be or at least to something like 30-50 and not the whole map.
Similar pathfinding occurs with characters assigned to that job checking if there is steel or rice or whatever goes into fulfilling those bills.
I was hoping he would light the colony on fire just before he launched
Not me stopping the video every time goose opens the work menu to look for my name😂
Not sure what happened to me. Best I can tell I went insane and passed out in the logistics room, which is disturbingly accurate!
Yknow now that i see it, a rimworld run like this was probably how Songs of Syx was made.
Been here since the start
Love your content
Keep going, bird
the whole rimcoin bit was a nonstop giggle, thanks for that
Well now I have to clear my evening because I'm watching this before anything else.