Everyone Paints Wrong! Slop is the Answer

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  • @johnbeaudoin7820
    @johnbeaudoin7820 3 роки тому +263

    I was watching this in a doctor’s waiting room, and the “fart symphony” at the end made for an embarrassing giggle-fit. Thank you so much for that.

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 3 місяці тому +16

    It started with just one model, and now, three years later, he has an entire Death Guard army with Mortarion himself. Let that be a lesson to everyone: Allowing just even one spore of rot will eventually corrupt an entire person.

    • @isaacbaker8575
      @isaacbaker8575 2 місяці тому

      Be careful with those random grab bags!!

  • @evelynlamoy8483
    @evelynlamoy8483 3 роки тому +93

    me: "I should try to do some simple crafty stuff while High."
    moments later: "Behold, where once I had one whole mini, I now have FOUR destroyed parts"

    • @paintballguru1
      @paintballguru1 Рік тому +11

      Me blowing smoke over my painted mini's to add some ambience for a quick photo lmao

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 День тому

      Painting while high is great the 10% of the time that being high doesn’t l drain me of all motivation to do anything

  • @stresselemental
    @stresselemental 3 роки тому +129

    Me: Spills multiple bottle of nuln oil trying to be very careful, fully sober
    EoB: Paints a mini with 100x more still than I could, while inebriated

  • @lucastaylor3399
    @lucastaylor3399 2 роки тому +56

    I kind of noticed that Jay inadvertently painted his Death Guard in the same color scheme as Heironymus Bach’s many paintings of hell (the blues, greens, yellows and oranges) and I think it’s really fitting

  • @jamesdocherty5904
    @jamesdocherty5904 3 роки тому +86

    Wow, you are one of the few youtubers who consistently makes me laugh and your attitude towards the 40k hobby is outstanding. Keep up the good work!!

    • @Josh24861
      @Josh24861 2 роки тому

      His attitude is if Homer Simpson took up the hobby and for every penny he spent he timed his alcoholism by 3.

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 Рік тому

      hes makes great educational, funny and entertaining videos about painting hes the best

  • @BlizzAz
    @BlizzAz 3 роки тому +38

    Mortarion and his technicolored plague marines. Love it

  • @sellis5716
    @sellis5716 3 роки тому +58

    Love this, the comparison to Rembrandt and old masters is spot on. The “evy metal” style has a lot to answer for for encouraging everyone to follow that one style of miniature painting but you’ve shown how awesome the results can be with a different outlook and some artistic flair

    • @landotucker
      @landotucker 3 роки тому +1

      Amen. That held me up for a long time because I was trying to achieve the box art and failing.

  • @jeanamtoft5894
    @jeanamtoft5894 2 роки тому +4

    You are definitely the most uncharming drinker i have ever seen on UA-cam haha, great video btw!

  • @Mikecrimson30
    @Mikecrimson30 3 роки тому +29

    Never knew I needed this in my life

  • @petermartin9224
    @petermartin9224 3 роки тому +40

    This was freaking awesome. Loved that stop motion dance number, I bet nurglings are divas on the dance floor.

  • @linders2000
    @linders2000 3 роки тому +78

    16:20 When Death Guard finally gets in close combat

    • @loveblues9633
      @loveblues9633 3 роки тому +4

      Farts so deadly space marines die of choking in their own vomit filled helmets

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 роки тому

      @@loveblues9633 I'd say please don't tell me thats canon but I know in 40k it already is in some way

  • @grimmriffer
    @grimmriffer 3 роки тому +20

    I've been slowly working my way through some orks, not trying to create a squad, just enjoy each mini. I think this approach might suit orks, they're tattered and grimy too.

  • @GreatOldPete
    @GreatOldPete 3 роки тому +10

    I always keep a couple of death guard models around in case of a creative block. You can go crazy on them and thet will pretty much always turn out interesting.

  • @stitchgrrr5973
    @stitchgrrr5973 2 роки тому +4

    This video was a blast! I was laughing and relating so hard. As long as your liver is healthy this needs to be a series.

  • @power_SERG
    @power_SERG 3 роки тому +7

    18:06 Damn that's a badass custom Plague Marine! Love the Raven head. Good job brugotalota!

  • @pockitsune6347
    @pockitsune6347 2 роки тому +1

    I love this paintjob so much, helped inspire my plague marine paint scheme and I keep coming back to this video. Seriously such a fantastic paintjob, I think its my favorite of yours

  • @zodbones
    @zodbones Рік тому +1

    Loved everything about this episode.
    Was just an overall fun time.
    Loved seeing my gross plague Boyz getting a colorful paint job.

  • @ZombieApocalypse09
    @ZombieApocalypse09 3 роки тому +5

    Awesome! Reminds me of a game my wife and I play where we draw a randomish shape and hand the page to the other person to turn the shape into something.

  • @matts6093
    @matts6093 3 роки тому +2

    Holy crap, I was not prepared for the fart symphony at the end. That was friggin' hilarious!
    Great work, it's incredible that you can get a little soused and still paint 1000x better than I can stone cold sober.

  • @lucaspryor520
    @lucaspryor520 2 роки тому +1

    Great video! I paint my brother a plague marine when it’s their birthday/holidays and it’s really fun to just not care and let the model speak to you lol

  • @magnetic_heart
    @magnetic_heart 10 місяців тому +1

    Am I going mad thinking there was a video going over how you painted the previous squad of Space Marines in this style? I can't find it at all. :X

  • @DehDrowing
    @DehDrowing 3 роки тому +47

    Godamn I'm as early as a scalper on pre-order day

  • @peterjones4763
    @peterjones4763 3 роки тому +2

    Great inspiration. I'm going to apply it to the skins for my Black Orc Blood Bowl Team. I like the idea of them all having slightly different skin colours but from the same limited range. Great stuff! Thanks

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 роки тому +11

    that would make for a good alpha legion scheme IMO. I think between the blue and yellow/green colour it looks like it's a transition due to the light, which is what I always expect their armour to do anyway (have that two tone thing going on)

    • @schleifstein5857
      @schleifstein5857 3 роки тому +1

      It's really close to the "Sons of the Hydra" scheme. Currently working on a small warband with that paint job. Works great on a model and looks quite interesting, especially since the scheme encourages you to use bright, vibrant colors for the shadows. The only downside, finding the right colors by mixing can take quite some time.

  • @dazman76
    @dazman76 3 роки тому +4

    One of the most entertaining things I've watched in a while, and what great results too. Thanks a lot Jay :) *belch*

  • @RiderSkullMan
    @RiderSkullMan Рік тому +1

    di-did he just casually drop a Galaxy Quest line after taking a shot?
    (one of my favorite movies btw)

  • @edwardgattis3813
    @edwardgattis3813 3 роки тому +6

    I LOVED the lil fart song montage! I genuinely cracked up at that.

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 роки тому +3

    also dude, that's how I paint as well, only in between stages of adding the home made washes, I dry brush in highlights (before I even start the washes as well TBH) ofc some minis aren't suited for this, but most GW stuff is highly detailed plastic, and if you dry brush properly it looks great (Thanks Tyler Mengel, this guy taught me everything I use in my modern painting methods)
    and like you say, you work light to dark. adding darker colour washes to shadow sides and undersides and what have you.
    with me this started as recess shading, and then I got bolder as time went on to start spreading the paint around a bit more. now I mix like 5 washes on a plague marine. as long as your base is light, you can mix all sorts to get some amazing effects.
    the damp brush stippling technique you can do with a make up brush as well, this is great for getting in some blotchy discolouration, it's great for adding rusted areas to the armour.
    with my scheme it's pale green for the general colour, so the patches of rust really have nice contrast, and it makes the mini pop a lot.

  • @bretts2356
    @bretts2356 3 роки тому +7

    the farting dance part was ridiculously funny. Great vid! Now, paint up 2K points of them the same way!

  • @Daealis
    @Daealis 3 роки тому +3

    That is an amazing paint job, I believe I'll have to test out this approach myself. The problem will be keeping yourself from going to "Drunk as a Skunk" mode, as you're sitting down for extended periods of time.

  • @kurthasedd7923
    @kurthasedd7923 3 роки тому +23

    Burping isn't gross, it's the fact that whenever you burped you sounded like you were about to puke.
    Yeh this looks just fantastic, sometimes color contrasting doesn't need to make sense to make sense and as a bonus this scheme seemed easily applied across an army. As for little things I've picked up along the way, I have a little trick I accidentally discovered while dry brushing and that is if you have a non metal color you can take some metal color like a silver usually and drybrush that on some edges to give it armor a sand blasted look

    • @luclin92
      @luclin92 2 роки тому +1

      Oh I used that technique when I painted some enclave models from fallout. Mostly because I had no clue how I would do the models so they looked like they had been out on mission for a while and a silver drybrush just made them pop and it ended up on all the details which would get scuffed and such while on a mission

  • @octaviafinch1344
    @octaviafinch1344 3 роки тому +3

    This has probably already been said but the mans really looks like you brought a watercolor to life! Might have to snatch this idea for some Tau,,,

  • @MC_Deamonking
    @MC_Deamonking 3 роки тому +4

    I really like this open format of just talking while painting and not just as an voiceover. Keep goin with it! 👍

  • @niall142
    @niall142 3 роки тому +2

    Gorgeous paint job, Jay!

  • @tylerbradseth2453
    @tylerbradseth2453 2 роки тому +1

    The fart symphony was amazing! It was so unexpected and just got me.

  • @imnotbobbarker
    @imnotbobbarker 27 днів тому

    I only recently found this channel and watching this vid after all the other nurgle vids is actually wild!

  • @redakumaproduction
    @redakumaproduction Рік тому

    Oups ..that backpack will be a little bit brighter than the other parts 😂i can relate and it was sooo funny.. i discovered your channel a few days ago and i really love it 😊 i really enjoy all your vidéo !! I am glue to my screen !!

  • @RerollingOnes
    @RerollingOnes 3 роки тому +3

    16:20 dammit dude lol you got me

  • @andicrimson6956
    @andicrimson6956 3 роки тому +3

    Perfect viewing material for an insomniac. Thank you for this.

  • @michaelmiller7928
    @michaelmiller7928 3 роки тому +3

    This video was really fun to watch!

  • @ShowerOnceYearly
    @ShowerOnceYearly 2 роки тому

    I've searched "drunk mini painting" before after seeing Miniac and Ninjon do three of them but youtube never showed me this.
    Great job on that plague boi and it was fun to see you drinkin and enjoying yourself while you paint

  • @ashtonaltham28
    @ashtonaltham28 2 роки тому +1

    This is actually pretty awesome. Each model looks super unique but not ridiculous. There is uniformity to the paintjob. I think it definitely suits the deathguard but I'd be interested to see if it works on something as sharp and crisp and an ultra marine. I could definitely see it working for Tyranid

  • @SpeedyGamer_HD
    @SpeedyGamer_HD 3 місяці тому

    i must say i’m very sad i did not get to see all of these videos as they came out as i was late to the channel but that gives me amazing moments like this where i stubble upon an absolute masterpiece i never expected 😂👍

  • @KabinMiniatures
    @KabinMiniatures 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome Plague Marine and cool "water colour" method! The drunk part was... interesting...

  • @NurgleMinis
    @NurgleMinis 10 місяців тому +1

    I freakin need those paints they look so freakin good!

    • @faynelor
      @faynelor 10 місяців тому

      In a few of his more recent videos, I think Jay stated that the company that made them went defunct

  • @CeriMullins-nq3mc
    @CeriMullins-nq3mc Рік тому

    Fantastic paint scheme Jay

  • @Tom-jz6st
    @Tom-jz6st 3 роки тому +1

    Best mini painting video ever!

  • @Undead.Musicphile
    @Undead.Musicphile 3 роки тому +5

    So damn amazing... I rewatched the Farting song, like 10 times... LMFAO 🤣

  • @619Slipk
    @619Slipk Рік тому +1

    This man just hit the point of no return
    Around your 30's drinking alone at home

  • @WILLYthePANCAKE
    @WILLYthePANCAKE 3 роки тому +2

    Your videos are so damb entertaining! Thank you!

  • @dustingarcia8454
    @dustingarcia8454 3 роки тому +1

    I've been drunk painting all wrong lol, thanks for the inspiration!

  • @just_mini_painting
    @just_mini_painting 3 роки тому +7

    I also have the time of my life painting. And sing along, too. Nobody puts baby nurgling in the corner.

  • @markmartinez1905
    @markmartinez1905 3 роки тому +5

    16:20 now this is content

  • @bobbiemiles-foremaniii8747
    @bobbiemiles-foremaniii8747 Рік тому

    Ay I was so glad you did the plague marine for this!

  • @archfrank
    @archfrank 3 роки тому +4

    The photo montage and song at the end tho >

  • @Tygeorge17
    @Tygeorge17 3 роки тому +1

    Great vid, really like how they turned out.

  • @clayson5193
    @clayson5193 3 роки тому

    This might be my fav. video of yours lol. Your joy transmits like Nurgles finest plague.

  • @the.rogue.roman.77
    @the.rogue.roman.77 3 роки тому +2

    Great video, but how would you apply these principles to a model that requires more precision, like a Loyalist space marine? Especially Black Templars

    • @petermartin9224
      @petermartin9224 3 роки тому +1

      I'd imagine it would be doable, but with less variance on the palette. For Black Templars, I'd look at the art work for the cover of 3rd edition 40k, and the colours mixed in for the armour.
      While their armour wouldn't be as rusted as the Heretical Astartes, a life of battle is going to dirty a few paint jobs!

    • @EonsOfBattle
      @EonsOfBattle  3 роки тому +2

      It would definitely be a challenge, perhaps treating the black armor like it's ALL none metallic metal and slop on grays and whites? then mix in some more colors but very subtly.

    • @the.rogue.roman.77
      @the.rogue.roman.77 3 роки тому +1

      I’d love to see you experiment with that in a video. Either way, you certainly found a great way to paint death guard

  • @linusnyman8256
    @linusnyman8256 3 роки тому +2

    Album when?

  • @spiteu9272
    @spiteu9272 3 роки тому +1

    Painting drunk is like playing pool drunk.
    There is a threshold where you do well, past that... you won't finish the model.

  • @davefreedman6393
    @davefreedman6393 3 роки тому +2

    That dance sequence will forever stay with me 💃

  • @BamLe90Ger
    @BamLe90Ger 2 місяці тому

    Hey man! Amazing job. Any chance you could tell me what colors you use? Wanna copy it :)

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 роки тому

    I made my own pallet from a lunch box. thinking about buying a proper one though, just as mine is quite small tbh, and i only use kitchen towels for the moisture and baking paper to put my paint on.
    It works, but it could be better still. I might actually take the plunge and buy one, as it is something I would use a lot. Just never seen the point buying one, when I can make one myself TBH.

  • @TheSixthWorld
    @TheSixthWorld 3 роки тому +2

    Jay drinkin that paint water straight...

  • @johannesb.2928
    @johannesb.2928 3 роки тому +6

    What did you drink?

  • @alexbruner8667
    @alexbruner8667 3 роки тому +1

    What are we imagining he’s drinking? I’m thinking something repulsive like Malort based on the grimaces, but would love to hear it’s like Midori or something nice.

  • @JayAndNightASMR
    @JayAndNightASMR 3 роки тому +2

    Why I like nurgle, my partner gets intimidated paiting incase the model gets "ruined" but plague marines are very forgiving

  • @emchamberlain
    @emchamberlain 3 роки тому

    Thanks, I am in a painting rut. This was much fun

  • @chaseh432
    @chaseh432 Рік тому +2

    This might be my favorite painting video I've ever seen! Ending with a farty symphony and actually demonstrating some really fun technique I've really never seen! I always thought of painting as you described, in GW style, this thing is this color, this opened my eyes for sure!

  • @justinleroy4775
    @justinleroy4775 3 роки тому

    Great video! What are those paints you’re using? Don’t recognize those sleek black bottles

  • @FelipeBudinich
    @FelipeBudinich 2 роки тому

    Where is the bomb objective marker of Just Makes Stuff from? Looks awesome.
    PS: found it, Sector Imperialis, Exterminatus Device.

  • @enjoy9231
    @enjoy9231 2 місяці тому

    Hello Sir, what Color do u use for it ? is this Contrast Color? Can u explane the brand and the Color please ?

  • @Starfleetcommand03
    @Starfleetcommand03 Рік тому

    "It just works" ughhh I shiver hearing those forsaken gamer words!

  • @joesturn7740
    @joesturn7740 3 роки тому

    I've been watching these videos for so long and it's always felt like something was missing.
    Now I know what it was: Hellraiser quotes.

  • @BB-pn2qv
    @BB-pn2qv 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I broke down at the fart dance at the end

  • @steelshepherd6843
    @steelshepherd6843 3 роки тому +1

    Looks really great.

  • @oneeyedking3
    @oneeyedking3 2 роки тому

    I do 90% of my painting while drinking lol and it all turns out pretty good!

  • @Obviouslysprout
    @Obviouslysprout 4 місяці тому

    He really channeled the essence of nurgle for this one

  • @kanewarburton8088
    @kanewarburton8088 3 роки тому

    I wanted to do deathguard before. But GODDAMN! I'm on it now. Wh world this weekend hopefully so I might pick up a box

  • @vancedvanced9188
    @vancedvanced9188 2 роки тому

    dude, you're pree good at painting minis (:

  • @AndreRibeiro-p2t
    @AndreRibeiro-p2t День тому

    Can we find the colors in another video / patreon?

  • @maxdavidson6847
    @maxdavidson6847 3 роки тому +1

    What brand of paints is that you're using? I dont recognize the bottles.

    • @EonsOfBattle
      @EonsOfBattle  3 роки тому +1

      it's from a little company called Imperial Hobby Paints

  • @dmoneyonair
    @dmoneyonair Рік тому +2

    wasnt expecting the fart song

  • @thebucketofawesomeness8700
    @thebucketofawesomeness8700 Місяць тому

    I have no inclination to collect a death guard army. 3 years later so here’s my fully painted death guard army 😂

  • @1hp_dude
    @1hp_dude 2 роки тому

    I wanna know what’s in the cup??

  • @Zeitgeyst
    @Zeitgeyst 3 роки тому +5

    My chemical Eons : welcome to the fart parade :D great content, love it

  • @LePapricorn
    @LePapricorn Рік тому

    I'm so glad I came back to watch this video 😂😂

  • @ZombStarcraft
    @ZombStarcraft 3 роки тому

    How i paint my models every night 🤣
    2000 pts of tau and 1500 of dark eldar soon to build
    Drunk painting is the best; the time just flies by 🤣

  • @Vitaedrinker
    @Vitaedrinker 2 роки тому

    What brand of paint was used?

  • @jktyler4809
    @jktyler4809 3 роки тому +1

    More painting vids like this one please

  • @The_WarL0rd_Way
    @The_WarL0rd_Way 3 роки тому +1

    WTF! 😆 love it! I can't drink and paint, my brain stops working completely 🙃

  • @Mistrzu_Yoda
    @Mistrzu_Yoda 3 роки тому

    Awesome. I love this channel!

  • @Stefan-t1i
    @Stefan-t1i Рік тому

    what brand of paints is that

  • @MrSmashySmash
    @MrSmashySmash 3 роки тому +1

    *Oh that's what that stream was*

  • @deadcheckofficial1815
    @deadcheckofficial1815 3 роки тому +1

    Alpha Legion on Death Guard assignment

  • @zeveroarerules
    @zeveroarerules 8 місяців тому

    Oh, gotta do the backpack.
    Oh, well his backpack is gona be a little lighter than everything else.
    I laughed, out loud. :')

  • @buffalo-checkbedsheets3246
    @buffalo-checkbedsheets3246 2 роки тому

    Watching this man do a shot the size of his fist put my jaw on the floor.😂

  • @matthewdoran3448
    @matthewdoran3448 2 роки тому +3

    Real warhammer painters huff the plastic glue while painting

  • @Zable24
    @Zable24 3 роки тому +1

    Best video of the day