The Cheesiest D&D Greentext Story You've Ever Heard

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025

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  • @lootgoblinmarketplace
    @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому

    You Can Check Out More Stories Here!
    ua-cam.com/play/PLs2SsEFbEIfauDCJ2BODA-hGVuSjTj02K.html

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 Рік тому +42

    Everyone fighting for their lives, meanwhile Jello just eating lunch

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 Рік тому +68

    Reminds me of my pet slime named jerryman that I used to assassinate people by slipping him into people's drinks and having him choke the person from the inside out

  • @CarsonEckert
    @CarsonEckert Рік тому +79

    I want to see how that gelatinous cube species works because that sounds like a lot of fun to play.

  • @Gungusgaming
    @Gungusgaming Рік тому +31

    Now I’m imagining a Kirby type race of slimes that are fairly weak on their own, but absorbing things can give them the bonuses of a certain thing, but you can only have one, maybe 2 at once.
    And it would have a little cartoony face :)

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому +7

      That sounds like a really fun variant of slime.

    • @musicalsystem927
      @musicalsystem927 Рік тому +3

      Hear me out: everyone in the party gets turned into slimes with differences based on their original race. Humans are pink slimes, Elves are golden, dwarves get little rock decals, etc.

    • @Gungusgaming
      @Gungusgaming Рік тому

      @@musicalsystem927 that would be fun

    • @boomkruncher325zzshred5
      @boomkruncher325zzshred5 Рік тому

      A Kirby race would also maintain their bonuses using Spellcasting Concentration mechanics. Too hard of a hit (just like in the video games) and Concentration drops on your precious bonuses.
      To balance it further, you can suck in a creature and absorb its related bonuses, at which point the creature is spat out probably VERY angy, as a full action (you’d need to make a Constitution check if you’re sucking in something big, or something from far away, but it’s an instant absorb/spit out if you’re in 5 feet of the target creature).

  • @musicalsystem927
    @musicalsystem927 Рік тому +12

    About what the GM did with the Boss Tengu... (I don't play Pathfinder, please correct me if I'm wrong)
    Instead of "uhhh, he casts a spell and something goes wonky, he's immune to your attack now" the GM could have said "he drops to one knee, almost dead. But before anyone can finish him, one of the frozen tengu defrosts and screams "WE SURRENDER!""
    Honestly feels more... normal. You got him low, but not enough to kill him. GM can say that creatures have X health over the average.

  • @nepgabr7590
    @nepgabr7590 Рік тому +8

    I was giggling so much at the second half of the video. So good

  • @ninjabgwriter
    @ninjabgwriter Рік тому +1

    I once ran an encounter where all the enemies got stuck in a choke point when there was a perfectly good second way out and they didn't need to be standing in a death conga line. I honestly just forgot that there was a second way around until the party had basically annihilated them. There were like 9 enemies against 5 players, 3 of them fairly powerful, basically waiting in line to be killed. At least I had already established the in game excuse that this bunch wasn't particularly bright, and almost all of them were pretty tipsy. The last dude left alive had just been standing in the middle of the group bemusedly and looked around at the end and realized all his pals were dead and immediately surrendered. Whatever his name was before, the party renamed him 'Tibo Wetbritches'. He's too terrified to protest.
    (Also DM pro tip - if your players ask for the name of a random NPC you never intended to RP, ask them what they think the NPC's name should be. My players actually enjoy it, almost like some kind of mini-game. That has led to a nothic being called either 'Greg' or 'Mike Wizowski', neither of which are remotely close to whatever his name probably used to be. But my players know immediately who we're talking about, so it's effective if nothing else.)

  • @gingercracked5818
    @gingercracked5818 Рік тому +1

    I almost forgot this was about a slime. This sounds like an awesome story I'd love to see this battle animated.

  • @UltraEpicLeader10020
    @UltraEpicLeader10020 Рік тому +8

    It'd be awesome to see more glory stories

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Рік тому +8

    That was a deceptive title. I thought it was going to be about a cheese-flavored slime monster.

  • @Zyrus_the_one
    @Zyrus_the_one Рік тому +9

    Another awesome video! Thanks mate :)

  • @snes90
    @snes90 Рік тому +2

    To me, it sounds like the encounter drug on after the grease, so the GM started to "clean up after themselves" and kill off more of their tengu by saying they rolled poorly. The boss attempting to push the slime seemed like the GM was allowing the boss to act stupid, get killed, and award the party with a win on purpose. But then having the "random" magic go off contradicts that.
    I obviously don't know what their plan was, but I'd honestly have let the players kill the boss at that point. The boss now conveniently has a twin who wants to carry out they mission and has reason to hate the party.

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber Рік тому +2

    The reason the DM got pissed at the end was probably because this was likely a "half henderson" moment. The DM probably had a subplot stemming from this battle and the party just basically completely derailed it by winning.
    Speaking of Henderson, I know it's Trail of Cthulhu rather than D&D but you really should consider covering the story of Old Man Henderson at some point.

  • @somecatyoudontknow6471
    @somecatyoudontknow6471 Рік тому +1

    Loved this. It makes me want to get into it MOAR! Lol keep up the good work!

  • @zorgonvoir6896
    @zorgonvoir6896 Рік тому +1

    Finally another video to watch and enjoy, great job! I do really feel like the dm just forced the entire surrender and boss surviving thing a bit too much but overall it was a great story.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому +1

      I do agree that the boss surviving felt forced, it’s possible that they had plans for him and the party beating him so early put the plot in jeopardy. Sometimes you have to let them die anyways and find another way.

    • @zorgonvoir6896
      @zorgonvoir6896 Рік тому

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace My thoughs exactly!

  • @HyceloCrow
    @HyceloCrow Рік тому +1

    I think people should watch your main videos more! They're great!

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому +1

      I appreciate it that’s why I’m trying to do some more shout-out videos on shorts to get people interested!

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Рік тому +2

    Kinda low acting from the GM there. I mean I get he had this story idea set up, but c'mon, if you're just going to fudge everything so it comes out how you want anyway, why are you GMing instead of writing a novel?
    No no, I get it, the guy had an idea and spent a lot of time setting it up and all, but it IS a game. Maybe not one where there's clear cut "winners" and "losers" most of the time, but geeze, man. Take a break; let the party know you need an extra week or something because they broke the rails and use that time to see what you can do to recover/rearrange things.

  • @justinblair4239
    @justinblair4239 Рік тому +1

    Grapple and throw enemies into the slime, or mage hand.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому +2

      Yeah, I’m sure the party will be able to start doing something busted things with this slime

  • @FreakishFiend
    @FreakishFiend Рік тому +1

    I'll take dumb luck over skill any time

  • @Rob_Pap
    @Rob_Pap 3 місяці тому +1

    How do a lvl 10 boss can lose to a bunch of lvl 2. This is probably the worst boss ever

  • @doomygoomy6347
    @doomygoomy6347 Рік тому +1

    Nice

  • @davidpaikins3172
    @davidpaikins3172 Рік тому

    Level 10... ahahahhaaha... that dm hates u...

  • @Daniel._..
    @Daniel._.. Рік тому +1

    You should get a VTuber model

  • @cyberpunk-2O77
    @cyberpunk-2O77 24 дні тому

    Both sides are shitty in this case

  • @doomygoomy6347
    @doomygoomy6347 Рік тому +2

    First

  • @pflume1
    @pflume1 Рік тому

    Too much level this and stuff. Boring details.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому

      I can keep that in mind for future stories. The level difference wasn’t vital to the enjoyment for sure.

    • @leafblue4915
      @leafblue4915 Рік тому

      ​@lootgoblinmarketplace sorry bro, I'd hate to pull you in 2 different directions, but I liked having that information. I think it's useful to know tbh

  • @DoughyDesign
    @DoughyDesign Рік тому

    Hey dude I’ve been watching for awhile and just wanted to tell you I love your content.
    Other then that though there’s someone taking your content and posting it under the name of @Lootgoblinmarketplace72

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Рік тому

      Hey I appreciate you letting me know. They are on TikTok right? Or are they on UA-cam?

    • @DoughyDesign
      @DoughyDesign Рік тому

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace Tik tok, I was confused

    • @DoughyDesign
      @DoughyDesign Рік тому

      There using your voice and your content and I subscribed thinking it might have been you till I saw the numbers on the abck