7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought
@jedinxf7 if I have to say my top five are Charcuterie Bodies Ocean Rollercoasters Birds They're not in order because which one's the best in my opinion really depends on my mood. I also really like Craigslist and Sitcoms but they're both very short so I can't put them in the top 5
“Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.
I think she said that because usually predators have eyes in the front of their head (e.g. humans, tigers), and preys have eyes on the side (e.g. rabbits, mice). I wonder why it's not the case for dolphins, we need a hank green cameo to figure that out.
@@alexpanda7599 I wonder if that rule just doesn't hold in the ocean, what with it having totally different axes of movement? I can't think of any fish with obviously forward-facing eyes, not even sharks.
UM, ACTUALLY, it has been disproven that sharks can smell blood from a mile away, or even from the other end of a swimming pool. UM, ACTUALLY TOO, CORRECTIVE BOOGALOO, Zach is half right about the sand. It's not made of bones, but a non-insignifcant amount of sand can be attributed to the parrot fish nomming on coral rocks and pooping out beach. Poop is sand. Sand is poop. Parrot Fish poops beach.
Also, when whales _do_ incidentally eat bones, they turn it into ambergris, which was an element of perfumes and got the fishing industry buff for quite some time.
As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-
Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.
@@Robcobes oh shoot... now I really wanna sign up for Drop Out, love me some PFT. I feel like Drop Out is the new EarWolf, seeing as how the wolf is in fact dead.
OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!! P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂 P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭
This presentation is the most relatable. Swing Revival Revival is the one most likely to improve society. WNBA > NBA is the one I am most likely to use as evidence to win an argument. Honorary Degree is the one I want a follow-up on the most. And Wrestling is Drag is the most correct.
2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.
It's interesting to think that there are multiple planets & moons in the Solar System with oceans (surface or underground) yet Earth is the only 1 with forests.
Vital... to the ecosystem of the OCEAN! The ocean which wants to kill you! The sharks themselves might not be killers, but they're cronies of Big Water!
A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.
It's almost like they've gained the vast majority of their subscribers by releasing free shorts, and that has proven to be the cheapest, most effective form of advertising available to such a small company.
@brewdaly1873 A. It was meant to be tongue and cheek. B. Sams networth is like 26 million, and dropouts valuation seems to be in the double digit millions. So I wouldn't call it a small business, but it certainly isn't a multimedia mogul. C. Thank you for defending the "underdogs" catering to the youtube algorithm. Plenty of successful channels have done fine with long format, which is what this show is supposed to be. They aren't heros for helping drive the collective attention span down of the species. Good thing I love dropout and it's content, even if annoying pendants like you like to stumble out of your cave to reenact "ummm actually" but not in a cute or funny way like Trapp does, but like the neckbeards they lampoon. Have a great day!
@@jdm5570 My comment was also meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm sorry that you missed that, and felt the need to type up an entire dissertation that doesn't even disprove anything I said, and then accuse me of being the neckbeard. Sam has directly stated that most of their paid subscribers come from people seeing these shorts or tiktoks. No matter what you may feel, this has proven to be the most effective way to advertise their platform thus far, and it's basically free. I never said they were heros, but they certainly aren't "driving down the attention span of the species." Get off your high horse, you'll have more fun. Peace out.
White sand beaches are, sort of bones, eaten by parritfish into sand. The parrotfish eats coral, and shits out undigestable calcium carbonate (coral bones), and that's why white beaches are like that.
The issue with oil is not the drilling. It's the carrying it away. Remember, we haven't beat the ocean.... so far. Get enough spilt oil in that sucker and see how much it can take!
6:01 ...so there are fish which have that same issue lungfish, gar, and mudskippers all need to breathe air and they aren't the only ones which cant live where they live and mudskippers are actually pretty good at land stuff but still
Dolphins are in fact, predators. The reason their eyes are on the side of their head is because ocean predators use other senses to hunt. Dolphins use their melon to echolocate or even stun their prey. Sharks use their sense of smell and their lateral lines -- which detect electric signals generated by movement of muscles.
2:37 notably two of those five aren't actually deep water fish, and i personally believe that all fish are part of the latter two categories, with "normal" fish simply being externally normal.
Hey @dropout, I know it might seem like giving away "too much" but you really should include the Q&a for these, they are as good if not better than the presentations themselves.
7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought
holy shit, that's way worse
Their poop is sand
Oh you just mean boneworms! Polite little fellows
@@gar-feels4438 they actually fully digest the bones but parrotfish eat coral and really poop sand
I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.
Don’t worry. In another period of time it’ll be one million!
The Q&A portion devolving into "how did I get here?" was brilliant
the "you drove me here, we carpooled" section was 10/10.
“Oh you live together?”
Katie is a blade
Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!
7:56
@@franzgretel This has lived in my brain since it aired.
No, but seriously. Bones are sand. Sand is bones. But the whales thankfully don’t eat the bones into sand.
The bones are their money!
@@felixeisenmenger1914 So are the worms!
Sand is bones
Bones is sand
The whales eat the bones into sand
words to live by
This sentence structure has powerful I Think You Should Leave energy.
Katie is ride or die for literally any cause
This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.
I challenge anyone to disprove this
this is true I just looked this up.
I agree. I have no idea how many times I went to go look for this one thing and watched it repeatedly since it originally came out as a full episode.
Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.
probably? there is only one better and it's spworm lol
@jedinxf7 if I have to say my top five are
Charcuterie
Bodies
Ocean
Rollercoasters
Birds
They're not in order because which one's the best in my opinion really depends on my mood.
I also really like Craigslist and Sitcoms but they're both very short so I can't put them in the top 5
Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that
This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season
No love for the spworm?
It’s reasonably more compelling than it should be.
My favorite was bringing back swing
Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me
“Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.
yeah, predators in more ways than one too. dolphins are sick in the head
Sea Diddy
@@noobbrosif sea Diddy is objectively better
I think she said that because usually predators have eyes in the front of their head (e.g. humans, tigers), and preys have eyes on the side (e.g. rabbits, mice). I wonder why it's not the case for dolphins, we need a hank green cameo to figure that out.
@@alexpanda7599 I wonder if that rule just doesn't hold in the ocean, what with it having totally different axes of movement? I can't think of any fish with obviously forward-facing eyes, not even sharks.
I just want to appreciate the unfathomable joke because fathoms are the measure of depth in water, it was funny, that's all
Thank you!! I had no idea!!
I loved that bit "no pun intended", "no pun taken", "pun given anyway"
😂
pun taken
So when the ship is in water too deep to measure by lowering an olden-timey fathom rope down until it hits the ground, the ocean becomes unfathomable!
UM, ACTUALLY, it has been disproven that sharks can smell blood from a mile away, or even from the other end of a swimming pool.
UM, ACTUALLY TOO, CORRECTIVE BOOGALOO, Zach is half right about the sand. It's not made of bones, but a non-insignifcant amount of sand can be attributed to the parrot fish nomming on coral rocks and pooping out beach. Poop is sand. Sand is poop. Parrot Fish poops beach.
So what you're saying is that the coral rocks are bone, the parrot fish eats the coral rock and sand is BONE POOP.
fun fact, humans are more sensitive to the smell of rain than sharks are to the smell of blood
Also, when whales _do_ incidentally eat bones, they turn it into ambergris, which was an element of perfumes and got the fishing industry buff for quite some time.
Do we know if we are getting a season 2 of this? I absolutely love the concept!
Yes! According to Paul Robalino's (and others) Instagram posts, they just recently shot it!
They actually just finished shooting it like 2 days ago. It's gonna take a good few months before its released, but its on its way! (hopefully)
Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription
SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND
Not just the moon, also the Dutch!
Yeah! They partially stopped its expanse!
arguably the same thing
0:52 this is incorrect. The Roman emperor Caligula declared war on the ocean and after a brief skirmish declared victory.
As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-
Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.
Paul also has done a presentation. And he's been on Make Some Noise once or twice.
@@Robcobes oh shoot... now I really wanna sign up for Drop Out, love me some PFT. I feel like Drop Out is the new EarWolf, seeing as how the wolf is in fact dead.
Zach did the funniest presentation so far on Smartypants
It’s a tie between this one and Demi’s cookout presentation for me /lh
Ross's presentation on Swing was fantastic
Zach bringing up the Kanto Region getting as big a pop out of me as it did the first time I watched this.
Have you heard Zach’s pokemon trainer character on comedy bang bang? It’s so good!
SAND 👏 IS 👏 BONES 👏
BONES 👏 IS 👏 SAND 👏
THE WHALES 👏 EAT 👏 THE BONES 👏 INTO 👏 SAND 👏
OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!!
P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂
P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭
You can listen to the Off Book podcast for more of Zach, if you didn't already know.
This presentation is the most relatable. Swing Revival Revival is the one most likely to improve society. WNBA > NBA is the one I am most likely to use as evidence to win an argument. Honorary Degree is the one I want a follow-up on the most. And Wrestling is Drag is the most correct.
I believe the Netherlands would like a word about that fact at 1:15.
1:17 I remember seeing on Tumblr how sad it is that Zach Reino and Raphael Chestang are on opposite ends of a war (pro moon vs anti-moon)
He is pyschic! 2 fiber optic cables were cut in the Baltic Sea and a bunch was cut before the Paris Olympics.
This is so real though
He might be cooking
Fine, I will watch this again
Can't believe he didn't mention sharks are older than trees.
Patrick shaking his head at the TRUTH sand is bones bones is sand! He must be shilling for Big Ocean.
2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.
“Alligators I respect. Fish? Absolutely not.”
@ellathompson6052 look, gators are nature's perfect killing machine.
IDK why. But this is my favorite presentation.
It's interesting to think that there are multiple planets & moons in the Solar System with oceans (surface or underground) yet Earth is the only 1 with forests.
Well forests are living things
thank you dropout for making zach reino's genius accessible to all
"SAND IS NOT BONE S**T!!!" 07:56 Kills me every time 😂
8:22 this is my favorite bit ever. soo funny.
7:25 *Please* bring up Bone Worms!
Ah, just sand. Yeah, sand is ground-up bone dust, at least in part. Now get to the horrifying Bone Worms!
The "bones into sand" has replaced "my gramma is a survivor" as my obligatory quote under any video featuring Zach Reino.
As a shark enthusiast the shark part made me cry 😭 Sharks are so vital and misunderstood creatures
Uh huh. Nice try Shark Enthusiast. (An enthusiast that is a shark)
Vital... to the ecosystem of the OCEAN! The ocean which wants to kill you!
The sharks themselves might not be killers, but they're cronies of Big Water!
I’m going to take this personally
“ALL HAIL ZACH REINO” we scream in unison
ALL HAIL ZACH REINO
Where does this Air completely... like the entire ep!!! Cause again this GOES HARD!!!!
Dropouts streaming service. Its fantastic🎉
With a dropout subscription on youtube or their app! It's a whole season with 3 presentations per episode
@babeybang thank you kindly!!!
A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.
I so badly want a “no thank you the ocean” mug
Per period of time is my new favourite metric
Oh man I really need to watch this series huh
3:37 I die laughing every time it cuts to him just leaning over and pointing at the turtle
Omg that was the absolute best. I can't wait to see this chopped into 30 second shorts on repeat for the next 6 months
I can’t pay attention to a video longer than 10 seconds, I need subway surfers playing under the video so I stay interested
The shorts are already out.
It's almost like they've gained the vast majority of their subscribers by releasing free shorts, and that has proven to be the cheapest, most effective form of advertising available to such a small company.
@brewdaly1873
A. It was meant to be tongue and cheek.
B. Sams networth is like 26 million, and dropouts valuation seems to be in the double digit millions. So I wouldn't call it a small business, but it certainly isn't a multimedia mogul.
C. Thank you for defending the "underdogs" catering to the youtube algorithm. Plenty of successful channels have done fine with long format, which is what this show is supposed to be. They aren't heros for helping drive the collective attention span down of the species.
Good thing I love dropout and it's content, even if annoying pendants like you like to stumble out of your cave to reenact "ummm actually" but not in a cute or funny way like Trapp does, but like the neckbeards they lampoon.
Have a great day!
@@jdm5570
My comment was also meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm sorry that you missed that, and felt the need to type up an entire dissertation that doesn't even disprove anything I said, and then accuse me of being the neckbeard.
Sam has directly stated that most of their paid subscribers come from people seeing these shorts or tiktoks. No matter what you may feel, this has proven to be the most effective way to advertise their platform thus far, and it's basically free. I never said they were heros, but they certainly aren't "driving down the attention span of the species." Get off your high horse, you'll have more fun. Peace out.
As a Rescue Diver(30 years..., I've seen some shit), I fully support this message! the ocean be scurry, son!
This was one of my favorite presentations from the season! So glad to see it here in full glory!
lyle wrath had been saying this for years
MY FEAR OF THE OCEAN IS VALIDATED!!!!!
A very talented public speaker. Should hire him for company meetings!
Dear Ocean: no thank you!!!😢
I kinda wish he predicted the sad dolphin thing, and then the next slide shows a teary eyed dolphin.
"We don't know what's in there! And we shouldn't find out"
one of my favorite presentations this season
Did they actually have merch for this? I realized many months later (now) that they would be fun
"Their very existence is a trap" resonates with me so deeply.
...am I a fake fish?
I quote "No thank you The Ocean" regularly
Zach might be the funniest member they have tbh
We need more Zach, and more SmartyPants!!!
You forgot the netherlands! They have also won against the ocean
White sand beaches are, sort of bones, eaten by parritfish into sand.
The parrotfish eats coral, and shits out undigestable calcium carbonate (coral bones), and that's why white beaches are like that.
This is the most himbo presentation ever on this channel
"Sand is bones, bones is sand" is an assumption I also made at like 10 years old. I had not reached the conclusion the whales were eating the bones.
in my opinion, the absolute best presentation on Smartypants
To say this is a masterpiece is an understatement
Dropout really blessed y'all making this free.
This was the best part of the entire series. Love it
Knowing that PFT is the world's biggest Jaws fan makes this better.
Next slide: Tsunamis! When the ocean visits you at home.
That was glorious holy shit
The issue with oil is not the drilling. It's the carrying it away. Remember, we haven't beat the ocean.... so far.
Get enough spilt oil in that sucker and see how much it can take!
So Mucj EFFORT! Omg. This presentation is so EYE OPENING! ❤
I was watching a video on flood prevention when UA-cam decided to show me this. The algorithm may have developed a sense of humour.
Finally someone is brave enough to acknowledge how whales eat bones into sand.
I want to write/read a story where the worldbuilding is based on this presentation
Compelling stuff!
thank you for posting this into your UA-cam so i could watch it for the 200th time
the funniest thing ive seen all week!
watching this knowing that aliens come from the ocean is crazy
6:01
...so there are fish which have that same issue
lungfish, gar, and mudskippers all need to breathe air and they aren't the only ones which cant live where they live and mudskippers are actually pretty good at land stuff but still
I want all that merch, immediately, please and thank you!
The Dutch disagree with the ocean being undefeatable...
6:21 Objection, dolphins are carnivores
7:35 p.s. bones dissolve in sea water
When you get deep enough down, you get spider fishes. It's just spider fish everywhere
Ah. So the whales turn things into sand. Similar to how worms make spice in Dune. Fascinating theory! He's a genius
If 100% of the ocean is wet, that means the entire ocean has an infection.
Dolphins are in fact, predators. The reason their eyes are on the side of their head is because ocean predators use other senses to hunt. Dolphins use their melon to echolocate or even stun their prey. Sharks use their sense of smell and their lateral lines -- which detect electric signals generated by movement of muscles.
2:37
notably two of those five aren't actually deep water fish, and i personally believe that all fish are part of the latter two categories, with "normal" fish simply being externally normal.
This whole report is one of my top 10 dropout moments. Fucking phenomenal.
Hey @dropout, I know it might seem like giving away "too much" but you really should include the Q&a for these, they are as good if not better than the presentations themselves.
Is the sand bone shit? No. Is the sand bones? Yes.
His entire delivery was just so good 😂
Best presentation of the series
paul f tompkins out of fucking nowhere i love dropout