Why "The Ocean" Sucks | Smartypants Presentation

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 316

  • @sallysugar5191
    @sallysugar5191 3 дні тому +628

    7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought

    • @thenagazai
      @thenagazai 2 дні тому +16

      holy shit, that's way worse

    • @gar-feels4438
      @gar-feels4438 2 дні тому +14

      Their poop is sand

    • @timothyhicks3643
      @timothyhicks3643 2 дні тому +21

      Oh you just mean boneworms! Polite little fellows

    • @Zaihanisme
      @Zaihanisme День тому +8

      @@gar-feels4438 they actually fully digest the bones but parrotfish eat coral and really poop sand

  • @chixenlegjo
    @chixenlegjo 3 дні тому +800

    I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.

    • @shinankoku2
      @shinankoku2 2 дні тому +19

      Don’t worry. In another period of time it’ll be one million!

  • @profxlo0
    @profxlo0 2 дні тому +341

    The Q&A portion devolving into "how did I get here?" was brilliant

  • @merrynchristian868
    @merrynchristian868 День тому +191

    the "you drove me here, we carpooled" section was 10/10.

    • @TheWingus
      @TheWingus День тому +2

      “Oh you live together?”
      Katie is a blade

  • @brothertaddeus
    @brothertaddeus 3 дні тому +949

    Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!

    • @franzgretel
      @franzgretel 2 дні тому +11

      7:56

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 2 дні тому +10

      @@franzgretel This has lived in my brain since it aired.

    • @0-M72-0
      @0-M72-0 2 дні тому +7

      No, but seriously. Bones are sand. Sand is bones. But the whales thankfully don’t eat the bones into sand.

    • @felixeisenmenger1914
      @felixeisenmenger1914 День тому +5

      The bones are their money!

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 День тому +2

      @@felixeisenmenger1914 So are the worms!

  • @Amber-_-Shull
    @Amber-_-Shull 3 дні тому +349

    Sand is bones
    Bones is sand
    The whales eat the bones into sand

    • @JmeB-so3fd
      @JmeB-so3fd 2 дні тому +9

      words to live by

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 3 години тому

      This sentence structure has powerful I Think You Should Leave energy.

  • @biofoot7874
    @biofoot7874 3 дні тому +353

    Katie is ride or die for literally any cause

  • @onetrickgirl
    @onetrickgirl 3 дні тому +1305

    This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine 2 дні тому +17

      I challenge anyone to disprove this

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 2 дні тому +22

      this is true I just looked this up.

    • @jasonhahn2181
      @jasonhahn2181 2 дні тому +3

      I agree. I have no idea how many times I went to go look for this one thing and watched it repeatedly since it originally came out as a full episode.

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit 2 дні тому +192

    Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 День тому +10

      probably? there is only one better and it's spworm lol

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit День тому +1

      @jedinxf7 if I have to say my top five are
      Charcuterie
      Bodies
      Ocean
      Rollercoasters
      Birds
      They're not in order because which one's the best in my opinion really depends on my mood.
      I also really like Craigslist and Sitcoms but they're both very short so I can't put them in the top 5

  • @d_1044
    @d_1044 3 дні тому +203

    Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that

  • @TehCoasca
    @TehCoasca 3 дні тому +103

    This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season

    • @kyraxx
      @kyraxx 2 дні тому +8

      No love for the spworm?

    • @caseydriscoll5331
      @caseydriscoll5331 2 дні тому +11

      It’s reasonably more compelling than it should be.

    • @randomim42
      @randomim42 День тому +1

      My favorite was bringing back swing

  • @nwkborn99
    @nwkborn99 2 дні тому +182

    Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me

  • @spiderodoom
    @spiderodoom 3 дні тому +148

    “Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 2 дні тому +18

      yeah, predators in more ways than one too. dolphins are sick in the head

    • @noobbrosif
      @noobbrosif 2 дні тому +22

      Sea Diddy

    • @user-kw5jl5wt9f
      @user-kw5jl5wt9f 2 дні тому +16

      @@noobbrosif sea Diddy is objectively better

    • @alexpanda7599
      @alexpanda7599 2 дні тому +10

      I think she said that because usually predators have eyes in the front of their head (e.g. humans, tigers), and preys have eyes on the side (e.g. rabbits, mice). I wonder why it's not the case for dolphins, we need a hank green cameo to figure that out.

    • @Nalehw
      @Nalehw 2 дні тому +9

      @@alexpanda7599 I wonder if that rule just doesn't hold in the ocean, what with it having totally different axes of movement? I can't think of any fish with obviously forward-facing eyes, not even sharks.

  • @classy2329
    @classy2329 3 дні тому +319

    I just want to appreciate the unfathomable joke because fathoms are the measure of depth in water, it was funny, that's all

    • @juliadandy6019
      @juliadandy6019 2 дні тому +24

      Thank you!! I had no idea!!
      I loved that bit "no pun intended", "no pun taken", "pun given anyway"
      😂

    • @mikkeljt
      @mikkeljt 2 дні тому +8

      pun taken

    • @allocater2
      @allocater2 2 дні тому +2

      So when the ship is in water too deep to measure by lowering an olden-timey fathom rope down until it hits the ground, the ocean becomes unfathomable!

  • @seanmsw5977
    @seanmsw5977 2 дні тому +128

    UM, ACTUALLY, it has been disproven that sharks can smell blood from a mile away, or even from the other end of a swimming pool.
    UM, ACTUALLY TOO, CORRECTIVE BOOGALOO, Zach is half right about the sand. It's not made of bones, but a non-insignifcant amount of sand can be attributed to the parrot fish nomming on coral rocks and pooping out beach. Poop is sand. Sand is poop. Parrot Fish poops beach.

    • @Landrassa1
      @Landrassa1 2 дні тому +15

      So what you're saying is that the coral rocks are bone, the parrot fish eats the coral rock and sand is BONE POOP.

    • @marei2222
      @marei2222 День тому +12

      fun fact, humans are more sensitive to the smell of rain than sharks are to the smell of blood

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan День тому +1

      Also, when whales _do_ incidentally eat bones, they turn it into ambergris, which was an element of perfumes and got the fishing industry buff for quite some time.

  • @LiamLivesOn
    @LiamLivesOn 3 дні тому +92

    Do we know if we are getting a season 2 of this? I absolutely love the concept!

    • @margaridabaptista3712
      @margaridabaptista3712 3 дні тому +40

      Yes! According to Paul Robalino's (and others) Instagram posts, they just recently shot it!

    • @lukijez
      @lukijez 2 дні тому +11

      They actually just finished shooting it like 2 days ago. It's gonna take a good few months before its released, but its on its way! (hopefully)

  • @CurlyXpress
    @CurlyXpress 2 дні тому +88

    Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription
    SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND

  • @bjdhaak
    @bjdhaak 3 дні тому +74

    Not just the moon, also the Dutch!

  • @matthewnesci3172
    @matthewnesci3172 2 дні тому +17

    0:52 this is incorrect. The Roman emperor Caligula declared war on the ocean and after a brief skirmish declared victory.

  • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
    @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 2 дні тому +18

    As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-

  • @mickleman52
    @mickleman52 2 дні тому +49

    Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.

    • @Robcobes
      @Robcobes День тому +5

      Paul also has done a presentation. And he's been on Make Some Noise once or twice.

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 День тому +1

      @@Robcobes oh shoot... now I really wanna sign up for Drop Out, love me some PFT. I feel like Drop Out is the new EarWolf, seeing as how the wolf is in fact dead.

  • @JmeB-so3fd
    @JmeB-so3fd 2 дні тому +34

    Zach did the funniest presentation so far on Smartypants

    • @Owlbear26
      @Owlbear26 День тому

      It’s a tie between this one and Demi’s cookout presentation for me /lh

    • @randomim42
      @randomim42 День тому

      Ross's presentation on Swing was fantastic

  • @AndrewPowerSM
    @AndrewPowerSM 2 дні тому +16

    Zach bringing up the Kanto Region getting as big a pop out of me as it did the first time I watched this.

    • @courtenay19
      @courtenay19 День тому +1

      Have you heard Zach’s pokemon trainer character on comedy bang bang? It’s so good!

  • @decimusanothos5178
    @decimusanothos5178 2 дні тому +15

    SAND 👏 IS 👏 BONES 👏
    BONES 👏 IS 👏 SAND 👏

    • @ani-o315
      @ani-o315 День тому +2

      THE WHALES 👏 EAT 👏 THE BONES 👏 INTO 👏 SAND 👏

  • @RJnottheraccoon
    @RJnottheraccoon 2 дні тому +18

    OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!!
    P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂
    P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭

    • @cadekachelmeier7251
      @cadekachelmeier7251 День тому +1

      You can listen to the Off Book podcast for more of Zach, if you didn't already know.

  • @therealjohnrenzi1817
    @therealjohnrenzi1817 2 дні тому +8

    This presentation is the most relatable. Swing Revival Revival is the one most likely to improve society. WNBA > NBA is the one I am most likely to use as evidence to win an argument. Honorary Degree is the one I want a follow-up on the most. And Wrestling is Drag is the most correct.

  • @Mahrac126
    @Mahrac126 2 дні тому +13

    I believe the Netherlands would like a word about that fact at 1:15.

  • @kainevins9927
    @kainevins9927 День тому +3

    1:17 I remember seeing on Tumblr how sad it is that Zach Reino and Raphael Chestang are on opposite ends of a war (pro moon vs anti-moon)

  • @Cloudypants12
    @Cloudypants12 2 дні тому +9

    He is pyschic! 2 fiber optic cables were cut in the Baltic Sea and a bunch was cut before the Paris Olympics.

  • @verbodenmagi
    @verbodenmagi 3 дні тому +82

    This is so real though
    He might be cooking

  • @eyaldiskin3665
    @eyaldiskin3665 3 дні тому +14

    Fine, I will watch this again

  • @daniyurie
    @daniyurie 3 дні тому +8

    Can't believe he didn't mention sharks are older than trees.

  • @WaspApologist
    @WaspApologist 2 дні тому +5

    Patrick shaking his head at the TRUTH sand is bones bones is sand! He must be shilling for Big Ocean.

  • @SkywalkerAni
    @SkywalkerAni 2 дні тому +22

    2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.

    • @ellathompson6052
      @ellathompson6052 23 години тому

      “Alligators I respect. Fish? Absolutely not.”

    • @SkywalkerAni
      @SkywalkerAni 22 години тому +1

      @ellathompson6052 look, gators are nature's perfect killing machine.

  • @patrickjenson827
    @patrickjenson827 2 дні тому +10

    IDK why. But this is my favorite presentation.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 дні тому +9

    It's interesting to think that there are multiple planets & moons in the Solar System with oceans (surface or underground) yet Earth is the only 1 with forests.

    • @TheNo1pencil
      @TheNo1pencil 22 години тому

      Well forests are living things

  • @_nicolefwong
    @_nicolefwong 2 дні тому +5

    thank you dropout for making zach reino's genius accessible to all

  • @ashleygreen5343
    @ashleygreen5343 День тому +2

    "SAND IS NOT BONE S**T!!!" 07:56 Kills me every time 😂

  • @Pyrozoid
    @Pyrozoid 15 годин тому +1

    8:22 this is my favorite bit ever. soo funny.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 19 годин тому +1

    7:25 *Please* bring up Bone Worms!
    Ah, just sand. Yeah, sand is ground-up bone dust, at least in part. Now get to the horrifying Bone Worms!

  • @juliadandy6019
    @juliadandy6019 2 дні тому +4

    The "bones into sand" has replaced "my gramma is a survivor" as my obligatory quote under any video featuring Zach Reino.

  • @hofficalz
    @hofficalz 2 дні тому +13

    As a shark enthusiast the shark part made me cry 😭 Sharks are so vital and misunderstood creatures

    • @Sifeus
      @Sifeus 2 дні тому +8

      Uh huh. Nice try Shark Enthusiast. (An enthusiast that is a shark)

    • @Nalehw
      @Nalehw 2 дні тому

      Vital... to the ecosystem of the OCEAN! The ocean which wants to kill you!
      The sharks themselves might not be killers, but they're cronies of Big Water!

  • @OceanPuddle
    @OceanPuddle 2 дні тому +3

    I’m going to take this personally

  • @abbacado7336
    @abbacado7336 2 дні тому +4

    “ALL HAIL ZACH REINO” we scream in unison

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 2 дні тому +3

    Where does this Air completely... like the entire ep!!! Cause again this GOES HARD!!!!

    • @bassclef81
      @bassclef81 2 дні тому

      Dropouts streaming service. Its fantastic🎉

    • @babeybang
      @babeybang 2 дні тому +5

      With a dropout subscription on youtube or their app! It's a whole season with 3 presentations per episode

    • @garciavashchino1
      @garciavashchino1 2 дні тому +1

      @babeybang thank you kindly!!!

  • @ecwoodrow
    @ecwoodrow 2 дні тому +5

    A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.

  • @Kjane921
    @Kjane921 2 дні тому +2

    I so badly want a “no thank you the ocean” mug

  • @kazukishinomiya9424
    @kazukishinomiya9424 2 дні тому +2

    Per period of time is my new favourite metric

  • @Charcoal190
    @Charcoal190 2 дні тому +4

    Oh man I really need to watch this series huh

  • @ashyashy1018
    @ashyashy1018 День тому +1

    3:37 I die laughing every time it cuts to him just leaning over and pointing at the turtle

  • @jdm5570
    @jdm5570 3 дні тому +85

    Omg that was the absolute best. I can't wait to see this chopped into 30 second shorts on repeat for the next 6 months

    • @Gford912
      @Gford912 3 дні тому +9

      I can’t pay attention to a video longer than 10 seconds, I need subway surfers playing under the video so I stay interested

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 2 дні тому +13

      The shorts are already out.

    • @brewdaly1873
      @brewdaly1873 2 дні тому +18

      It's almost like they've gained the vast majority of their subscribers by releasing free shorts, and that has proven to be the cheapest, most effective form of advertising available to such a small company.

    • @jdm5570
      @jdm5570 16 годин тому

      @brewdaly1873
      A. It was meant to be tongue and cheek.
      B. Sams networth is like 26 million, and dropouts valuation seems to be in the double digit millions. So I wouldn't call it a small business, but it certainly isn't a multimedia mogul.
      C. Thank you for defending the "underdogs" catering to the youtube algorithm. Plenty of successful channels have done fine with long format, which is what this show is supposed to be. They aren't heros for helping drive the collective attention span down of the species.
      Good thing I love dropout and it's content, even if annoying pendants like you like to stumble out of your cave to reenact "ummm actually" but not in a cute or funny way like Trapp does, but like the neckbeards they lampoon.
      Have a great day!

    • @brewdaly1873
      @brewdaly1873 16 годин тому +1

      @@jdm5570
      My comment was also meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm sorry that you missed that, and felt the need to type up an entire dissertation that doesn't even disprove anything I said, and then accuse me of being the neckbeard.
      Sam has directly stated that most of their paid subscribers come from people seeing these shorts or tiktoks. No matter what you may feel, this has proven to be the most effective way to advertise their platform thus far, and it's basically free. I never said they were heros, but they certainly aren't "driving down the attention span of the species." Get off your high horse, you'll have more fun. Peace out.

  • @schiz0phren1c
    @schiz0phren1c День тому +1

    As a Rescue Diver(30 years..., I've seen some shit), I fully support this message! the ocean be scurry, son!

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 День тому

    This was one of my favorite presentations from the season! So glad to see it here in full glory!

  • @aawallace98
    @aawallace98 3 дні тому +6

    lyle wrath had been saying this for years

  • @superb_ren
    @superb_ren 2 дні тому +5

    MY FEAR OF THE OCEAN IS VALIDATED!!!!!

  • @RubyGeeScuderia
    @RubyGeeScuderia 2 дні тому +1

    A very talented public speaker. Should hire him for company meetings!

  • @shinankoku2
    @shinankoku2 2 дні тому +2

    Dear Ocean: no thank you!!!😢

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova 2 дні тому +1

    I kinda wish he predicted the sad dolphin thing, and then the next slide shows a teary eyed dolphin.

  • @AudileSiren
    @AudileSiren 2 дні тому

    "We don't know what's in there! And we shouldn't find out"

  • @sllimjimsinkhole
    @sllimjimsinkhole 2 дні тому

    one of my favorite presentations this season

  • @olivervickman638
    @olivervickman638 2 дні тому +1

    Did they actually have merch for this? I realized many months later (now) that they would be fun

  • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
    @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll День тому

    "Their very existence is a trap" resonates with me so deeply.
    ...am I a fake fish?

  • @jantwehncke1528
    @jantwehncke1528 2 дні тому

    I quote "No thank you The Ocean" regularly

  • @g.j.9515
    @g.j.9515 Годину тому

    Zach might be the funniest member they have tbh

  • @Violaphobia
    @Violaphobia 2 дні тому

    We need more Zach, and more SmartyPants!!!

  • @ronanhartman8942
    @ronanhartman8942 2 дні тому +2

    You forgot the netherlands! They have also won against the ocean

  • @Syndie77-gk4xk
    @Syndie77-gk4xk 2 дні тому +1

    White sand beaches are, sort of bones, eaten by parritfish into sand.
    The parrotfish eats coral, and shits out undigestable calcium carbonate (coral bones), and that's why white beaches are like that.

  • @IsSheAlexander
    @IsSheAlexander 18 годин тому

    This is the most himbo presentation ever on this channel

  • @EALoArt
    @EALoArt День тому

    "Sand is bones, bones is sand" is an assumption I also made at like 10 years old. I had not reached the conclusion the whales were eating the bones.

  • @therojowo
    @therojowo 2 дні тому

    in my opinion, the absolute best presentation on Smartypants

  • @chrismuniz8149
    @chrismuniz8149 3 дні тому +1

    To say this is a masterpiece is an understatement

  • @FlawlessRhythmGG
    @FlawlessRhythmGG День тому

    Dropout really blessed y'all making this free.

  • @mcdirty764
    @mcdirty764 2 дні тому

    This was the best part of the entire series. Love it

  • @Sifeus
    @Sifeus 2 дні тому

    Knowing that PFT is the world's biggest Jaws fan makes this better.

  • @wish303
    @wish303 День тому

    Next slide: Tsunamis! When the ocean visits you at home.

  • @CyanPhoenix_
    @CyanPhoenix_ 3 дні тому +3

    That was glorious holy shit

  • @Martcapt
    @Martcapt День тому

    The issue with oil is not the drilling. It's the carrying it away. Remember, we haven't beat the ocean.... so far.
    Get enough spilt oil in that sucker and see how much it can take!

  • @AnotherSeeker
    @AnotherSeeker 2 дні тому

    So Mucj EFFORT! Omg. This presentation is so EYE OPENING! ❤

  • @haukenot3345
    @haukenot3345 2 дні тому

    I was watching a video on flood prevention when UA-cam decided to show me this. The algorithm may have developed a sense of humour.

  • @jonathanjoestar1938
    @jonathanjoestar1938 2 дні тому +1

    Finally someone is brave enough to acknowledge how whales eat bones into sand.

  • @sarahraynore6713
    @sarahraynore6713 2 дні тому

    I want to write/read a story where the worldbuilding is based on this presentation

  • @Bexchoklad
    @Bexchoklad 3 дні тому +3

    Compelling stuff!

  • @buffienguyen
    @buffienguyen 2 дні тому +1

    thank you for posting this into your UA-cam so i could watch it for the 200th time

  • @user-fe3tk6vw3t
    @user-fe3tk6vw3t 2 дні тому +2

    the funniest thing ive seen all week!

  • @SkywardSora
    @SkywardSora 12 годин тому

    watching this knowing that aliens come from the ocean is crazy

  • @transnewt
    @transnewt 2 дні тому

    6:01
    ...so there are fish which have that same issue
    lungfish, gar, and mudskippers all need to breathe air and they aren't the only ones which cant live where they live and mudskippers are actually pretty good at land stuff but still

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives 5 годин тому

    I want all that merch, immediately, please and thank you!

  • @jeroen1989
    @jeroen1989 2 дні тому +1

    The Dutch disagree with the ocean being undefeatable...

  • @NINacide
    @NINacide День тому

    6:21 Objection, dolphins are carnivores

    • @NINacide
      @NINacide День тому

      7:35 p.s. bones dissolve in sea water

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 2 дні тому

    When you get deep enough down, you get spider fishes. It's just spider fish everywhere

  • @piusdoe8984
    @piusdoe8984 5 годин тому

    Ah. So the whales turn things into sand. Similar to how worms make spice in Dune. Fascinating theory! He's a genius

  • @prodigal_southerner
    @prodigal_southerner 13 годин тому

    If 100% of the ocean is wet, that means the entire ocean has an infection.

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 2 дні тому

    Dolphins are in fact, predators. The reason their eyes are on the side of their head is because ocean predators use other senses to hunt. Dolphins use their melon to echolocate or even stun their prey. Sharks use their sense of smell and their lateral lines -- which detect electric signals generated by movement of muscles.

  • @transnewt
    @transnewt 2 дні тому

    2:37
    notably two of those five aren't actually deep water fish, and i personally believe that all fish are part of the latter two categories, with "normal" fish simply being externally normal.

  • @ttoctam3
    @ttoctam3 День тому

    This whole report is one of my top 10 dropout moments. Fucking phenomenal.

  • @seanflatt2307
    @seanflatt2307 2 дні тому +1

    Hey @dropout, I know it might seem like giving away "too much" but you really should include the Q&a for these, they are as good if not better than the presentations themselves.

  • @0-M72-0
    @0-M72-0 2 дні тому

    Is the sand bone shit? No. Is the sand bones? Yes.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 дні тому

    His entire delivery was just so good 😂

  • @inlovewithJLT
    @inlovewithJLT 2 дні тому

    Best presentation of the series

  • @servvo
    @servvo День тому

    paul f tompkins out of fucking nowhere i love dropout