Weekend Update: MAGA's Taylor Swift Super Bowl Conspiracy, Trump's $50 Million Legal Fees - SNL

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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Nikki Haley targeting Biden and Trump with "grumpy old men" campaign ads.
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  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 3 місяці тому +2548

    Che likes the crowd whenever they're mortified by the jokes.

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 місяці тому +23

      Very fun crowd play in this one 😁

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 3 місяці тому +56

      I swear he's an energy vampire for the crowds' response to his savagery. You can almost see his face get slightly younger when he told that "grumpy old men" joke.

    • @Steveincorp
      @Steveincorp 3 місяці тому +23

      Moans and groans > laughter

    • @tysonthomas7094
      @tysonthomas7094 3 місяці тому +22

      He's got a little evilness to him, doesn't he! I like it!

    • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
      @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 3 місяці тому +6

      😅😅😅😅 bruh

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 3 місяці тому +2828

    Props to Chicago for being the first city to call for ceasefire and giving SNL the perfect setup for that joke.

    • @Devilninja333
      @Devilninja333 3 місяці тому +92

      As a Chicagoan and I approve 😂😂😂

    • @JordoValentino
      @JordoValentino 3 місяці тому +77

      Yeah. If only they called for a ceasefire within city limits. That would be epic.

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 3 місяці тому +46

      As a Chicagoan, I'm proud

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 3 місяці тому +58

      @@JordoValentino way to parrot the joke made in the video.

    • @JordoValentino
      @JordoValentino 3 місяці тому +11

      @@kurlykayla9013 didn't watch the video. Didn't need to. Stale jokes are stale, & the Chicago body count is ever rising.

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 3 місяці тому +227

    The Gaza/Chicago joke is the perfect example of the underappreciated genius SNL displays in handling tragic subject matter

    • @Crk2784
      @Crk2784 3 місяці тому +9

      They got the joke from a Babylon Bee meme released days before lol

    • @engineerlutz
      @engineerlutz 3 місяці тому +4

      It is the perfect joke according to Norm MacDonald, where the setup is the same as the punchline. Well done.

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Crk2784 I doubt it; Che's joke was hilarious, but still the kind of punchline that was really easy to see coming after the two places mentioned in the setup. I've never seen that meme, yet my brain beat him to the punchline.

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins 3 місяці тому

      👌@@engineerlutz

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому +1

      Chi-Iraq reference should have been used.
      But then maybe people would get confused with Gaza is in Iraq?😂😂

  • @Kooker87
    @Kooker87 3 місяці тому +52

    The Jackie Robinson joke was hilarious 😂

  • @MichaelChengSanJose
    @MichaelChengSanJose 3 місяці тому +742

    This is why these guys are some of the longest running hosts for Weekend Update. They can riff off two different flavors of totally uncomfortable jokes.

    • @jameschan9634
      @jameschan9634 3 місяці тому +28

      the interaction between the 2, especially when they rag on each other, is great.

    • @jeanneensign9792
      @jeanneensign9792 3 місяці тому +7

      So true, and you just want to watch it again. 😂

    • @moralfortitude...2217
      @moralfortitude...2217 3 місяці тому +1

      LOVE IT !!! 💯🙋‍♂️🙌😅👏🎯 tha
      " BROMANCE " is
      PRICELE$$ ! "

    • @exitscreaming4637
      @exitscreaming4637 3 місяці тому

      They suck a$$ and arent funny

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. 3 місяці тому +1

      Truth!! And of course the depth of discomfort drastically drops whenever they write each other’s jokes 😂

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 3 місяці тому +533

    That Pizza Hut. Closed , but you can still get a slice.

    • @jlpowell51
      @jlpowell51 3 місяці тому +52

      Everything is 10% off too.

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 3 місяці тому +17

      @@jlpowell51 What are you guys, a double act? 🤣

    • @nachoman408
      @nachoman408 3 місяці тому +49

      And the waiters get to keep the tip

    • @Kazmo831
      @Kazmo831 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@nachoman408oh dammnn!! Lol

    • @jameschan9634
      @jameschan9634 3 місяці тому +6

      SNL should hire you as a writer, you would be an upgrade, since, other than Weekend Update, the rest of the skits suck.

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 3 місяці тому +52

    I have been laughing at the “by shaving a sloth” joke for 15 minutes 😅😅😅

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 3 місяці тому +2

      I will never be able to see a sloth again without thinking of Ted Cruz.

    • @JhenDArcy
      @JhenDArcy 2 місяці тому +1

      Hmm... No Ted Cruz is a blob fish. Look it up. You won't stop laughing or be able to un-see it.

  • @imMazn
    @imMazn 3 місяці тому +103

    I laughed harder at the Ohio joke than the Chicago one. 😆

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 3 місяці тому +2

      there was this boxing trainer, caught on mic and video, telling his assistant "NO, the other bottle with the stuff in it."
      Yup, you guess it, he was giving his boxers water with cocaine in it in the 3rd round. LOTS of cocaine.
      This was in the 90s.

  • @dnice374
    @dnice374 3 місяці тому +1101

    These two could do this for another ten years and that would be good with me.

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 3 місяці тому +35

      I hope they do it til they’re old men. Same with Kenan. Give them as much money as it takes to keep ‘em doing it too.

    • @RavenPhoenix696
      @RavenPhoenix696 3 місяці тому +9

      This has been said about every corespondent since 1975

    • @thekeyoflifepiano
      @thekeyoflifepiano 3 місяці тому +3

      I 100% disagree.

    • @raveoreynolds6049
      @raveoreynolds6049 3 місяці тому +6

      SNL got almost instantly better when they replaced Seth Meyers as head writers.

    • @RavenPhoenix696
      @RavenPhoenix696 3 місяці тому

      @@raveoreynolds6049 I mean I feel you and I know I’m old but again this has been mentioned several times concerning multiple writers. A few people will never be able to satisfy the entertainment requirements for every human on earth.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +1004

    "I like this crowd a lot man." I do too, Che. I do too.

    • @tomfoolery7438
      @tomfoolery7438 3 місяці тому +3

      He says this every time. It gets old fast since it’s forced cheering. Does he think SNL would let in angry protesters to be his audience or something?

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 3 місяці тому +13

      'nother dude fun at parties

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 місяці тому +2

      Turn up audience mics, every joke a bombshell masterpiece.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому

      Except the jokes, timing and everything was actually funny and great.
      This is maybe the 3rd time I've watched this since Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon used to.
      I will look for it to see if this was a one off or consistently funny

  • @paulremick4291
    @paulremick4291 3 місяці тому +42

    the cant get enough crowning joke had me dying

  • @Madskillsuniversity
    @Madskillsuniversity 3 місяці тому +17

    That was a good one. I love it when they go outside the box a bit with these jokes. These two are the best I've seen together, period. Love them.

  • @327Erich
    @327Erich 3 місяці тому +215

    Che has a little of that Norm McDonald attitude where he likes it when the audience moans about a dark joke, and he LOVES it when they pause for an awkward or uncomfortable chuckle.

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion 3 місяці тому +309

    It was a Michael Che crowd. Love it when the crowd is into the darker humor.

    • @Ozzie2191
      @Ozzie2191 3 місяці тому +4

      And he keeps looking out and egging them on.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Ozzie2191 It worked.

    • @ojhea
      @ojhea 3 місяці тому +6

      I see what you did there 😂😂😂

  • @FitzRave
    @FitzRave 3 місяці тому +15

    That crowning joke was gold 🤣

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 3 місяці тому +6

    "All I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." - Professor Trump

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap 3 місяці тому +1614

    That Black History Month joke was so well-done he had to hold for the laughter lol.

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo 3 місяці тому +102

      actually i liked that jackie robinson statue joke better -- but i'm sure cop-lovers didn't

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 3 місяці тому +48

      I don't understand it. 20 minutes late?

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 3 місяці тому +37

      the best part is the delayed reaction, perfectly paired with the very theme of the joke

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 3 місяці тому +125

      @@dobbysboggart6883 yeah, it's an inside joke and kind of a stereotype among Black people that we're always late to functions. Which is more or less true in my experiences.

    • @AntoinettePalermo-xs6it
      @AntoinettePalermo-xs6it 3 місяці тому +1

      Poor Thing.
      Pom Hathaway, “I” MEAN Klementieff.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 3 місяці тому +774

    The joke about trump paying his lawyers $50 million to lose $83 million was hilarious colin never miss🤣💯.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 3 місяці тому +60

      @@MightyHuzarion - He has no choice in the matter. it is a court order. And if/when he goes bankrupt with the NYS trial, Ms Carroll will be paid as one of the first payees. And don't forget the previous $5,000,000 he was ordered to pay her - that's $88,300,000 in total. (She is going to set up a fund to help the other victims of tfg's sexual assaults.

    • @rvs8425
      @rvs8425 3 місяці тому

      Trump is not going to have to pay anything. He's appealing the case. Crazy E Jean will be waiting a long time for her gravy train.

    • @Rockin_Roll
      @Rockin_Roll 3 місяці тому +6

      He hasn't lost any money yet...
      Wait for his appeal......... Sweetheart

    • @reptardudebro9562
      @reptardudebro9562 3 місяці тому +54

      @@Rockin_RollHe can’t go to appeal until he pays that 83 million first due to how NY civil court works.

    • @user-bk1iz5pb5p
      @user-bk1iz5pb5p 3 місяці тому +41

      @@Rockin_Roll awwww....sweetheart....learn judicial process and litigation before spouting some weaksauce "Yeah, but just wait! You'll be sorry!" childhood comeback.

  • @davidolsen7539
    @davidolsen7539 3 місяці тому +11

    That Ted cruise joke was an insult to Sloths everywhere.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому +1

      Yah I was like damnnnn, what did shaved sloths do to you SNL😂😂😂

  • @21bravopunk61
    @21bravopunk61 3 місяці тому +25

    My dudes. That was so savage and yet somehow so clean. You had me in giggling tears.

  • @DoctorFatman
    @DoctorFatman 3 місяці тому +140

    I don't know how Michael Che sat so still for so long, considering how he was on FIRE.

  • @Teazel_McGillicuddy
    @Teazel_McGillicuddy 3 місяці тому +447

    I really want to see Che and Jost on Hot Ones.

    • @marblemark1903
      @marblemark1903 3 місяці тому +17

      Absolutely, bring that 🔥🔥🔥💯

    • @april4769
      @april4769 3 місяці тому +17

      I think they both have separately. I know Che did for sure.

    • @aderi31415
      @aderi31415 3 місяці тому +16

      I remember seeing Che on there a few years ago. He had one of the funniest reactions to the weirdly specific questions that I've seen. I don't remember the exact question but it was something about the significance of watching wrestling with his grandfather when he was a kid.
      Che: "How the fuck do you know about that. I know he didn't tell you. He's dead."

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. 3 місяці тому +7

      I would watch them on literally anything. There isn’t enough of them for me

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@aderi31415lol😂😂 I might watch it for that joke

  • @joshuaverkerk4532
    @joshuaverkerk4532 3 місяці тому +9

    That crowning joke was top notch.

  • @patrickoliver9762
    @patrickoliver9762 3 місяці тому +3

    "He's dancing like nobody's checking IDs" 😂

  • @MrJLCharbonneau
    @MrJLCharbonneau 3 місяці тому +366

    Spent 50 million to lose 80 million… that’s how he ran his casino.

    • @havable
      @havable 3 місяці тому

      He 'only hires the best people'

    • @lovetrioni
      @lovetrioni 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Dream0Asylum
      @Dream0Asylum 3 місяці тому +31

      Sometimes you gotta lose money to lose money.

    • @ughIdontwantto
      @ughIdontwantto 3 місяці тому +2

      and whatever else he does to have gone bankrupt... how many times???

    • @CeleronS1
      @CeleronS1 3 місяці тому +1

      That money to him is like 20 bucks to you...

  • @edwardpoe7323
    @edwardpoe7323 3 місяці тому +7

    Refused to drop the bat, perfectlt delivered

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 3 місяці тому +6

    Man I did not see that Obama joke coming 😂😂

    • @tennisguy4929
      @tennisguy4929 3 місяці тому

      I did not either, but it was really funny.

  • @surgicalninja216
    @surgicalninja216 3 місяці тому +107

    “Ohio, where you have to test horses for meth” 😂😂😂

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 3 місяці тому +8

      As opposed to Florida, where racetrack vets are bribed to *not* test horses for meth.

  • @SEOshogun
    @SEOshogun 3 місяці тому +335

    That Haley joke was brilliant but horrible! 😂

    • @fatimamirza2100
      @fatimamirza2100 3 місяці тому +25

      Brilliant and True for the USA.
      A (a self appointed) champion of democracy, equality, freedoms - has never had a woman as President!

    • @Ilurk247
      @Ilurk247 3 місяці тому +7

      @@fatimamirza2100 Because you don't want someone with PMS having access to the Big Red Button. Sorry, but it's true.

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 3 місяці тому +27

      ​@@Ilurk247I guess that leaves you out.

    • @user-po3ir2tx5z
      @user-po3ir2tx5z 3 місяці тому

      @@Ilurk247 But a sociopath, with extreme arrested development and anger management issues, who is clearly decompensating in public... hey, no problem there!

    • @darylcarr8283
      @darylcarr8283 3 місяці тому +17

      Horrible because it's misogynistic; brilliant because it's true regarding how voters think.

  • @UrbanHiker317
    @UrbanHiker317 3 місяці тому +18

    "Twenty minutes late"... 😆😆😆 Shut up Che! 🤣

    • @jaetowns
      @jaetowns 3 місяці тому

      When I tell you I couldn’t breathe…😂😭😂

  • @shamelessstacib7351
    @shamelessstacib7351 3 місяці тому +5

    Firstofall Grumpy Old Men were HILARIOUS

  • @jeremyi62
    @jeremyi62 3 місяці тому +150

    I enjoy guessing if Michael or Colin will be the one this week to drop a joke that causes half the audience to laugh and the other half to gasp in shock. Easy money is usually on Michael.😂

    • @actionboy6934
      @actionboy6934 3 місяці тому +8

      Just wait until Christmas when they do another joke swap.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 3 місяці тому

      Re: "Easy money is usually on Michael."
      His day wouldn't be complete without it!😆

  • @jenniferaddison3829
    @jenniferaddison3829 3 місяці тому +160

    OMG the Prince Harry joke! Love it! I bet he cracked up!

    • @MoniLein-yy2ue
      @MoniLein-yy2ue 3 місяці тому +14

      I doubt it. I bet he started brooding and considering his legal options. That’s more his style.

    • @jlpowell51
      @jlpowell51 3 місяці тому +18

      @@MoniLein-yy2ue He probably didn't do anything until she told him to be upset.

    • @loismiller7742
      @loismiller7742 3 місяці тому +1

      Loved that joke

    • @jenniferaddison3829
      @jenniferaddison3829 3 місяці тому +6

      @@MoniLein-yy2ue Naa, they’re cool. Racism is unbecoming of you Brit’s who attack them. Just let them be and live life, u know. I love your country and the royal family is cool too, but those poor kids were the ones who paid for our interest u know. Let them be my UA-cam friend.

    • @MoniLein-yy2ue
      @MoniLein-yy2ue 3 місяці тому

      @@jenniferaddison3829 of course, if you criticize them, you must be British, white and racist. Demonstrably wrong but you have no other defense

  • @MckailaShiloh
    @MckailaShiloh 3 місяці тому +3

    I just told my son, "This is the real news" 😅😂

  • @glittergirl-tz4ru
    @glittergirl-tz4ru 3 місяці тому +7

    Oh gawwwd that Jackie Robinson joke was hilarious

  • @mohammedmustafa4100
    @mohammedmustafa4100 3 місяці тому +137

    The Chicago ceasefire 😂

    • @janeentumbao8690
      @janeentumbao8690 3 місяці тому +2

      Sadly, that war will never end. 😂

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease 3 місяці тому

      Chicago is 28th in murders, but why let facts get in the way of the Republicon narrative.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 3 місяці тому +758

    I feel like comparing a sloth to Ted Cruz is an insult to the former lol.

    • @3rdjrh
      @3rdjrh 3 місяці тому +9

      I feel like you should go back to comedy school

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 3 місяці тому +66

      I feel that joke was extremely uncalled for.
      Sloths are adorable, not bearded goblins that flee their state the moment it looks like winter is coming.

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@BlodhelmAnd bravely blame abandoning his state on his daughters and leaving his dog behind! Need old timey words to describe him, HEEL, CAD, OAF, POLTROON, BOOR.

    • @-in-the-meantime...
      @-in-the-meantime... 3 місяці тому

      Leave Sloth's name out yo mother$&#^@% mouth!
      Sloth regretted teeming with the pirates and pulled up with clutch save the day actions.
      Ted Cruz flees from crisis.

    • @mistermattmoose
      @mistermattmoose 3 місяці тому +14

      amen! sloths have feelings too, darn it!

  • @MD-wk3gj
    @MD-wk3gj 3 місяці тому +7

    Props to the writer who created the Jackie Robinson joke.

    • @jccota08
      @jccota08 2 місяці тому +1

      They’re both writers so probably one of them 😅

  • @traviswking
    @traviswking 3 місяці тому +1

    Che's reaction to the audience's reaction is the best part...

  • @Laurgal5
    @Laurgal5 3 місяці тому +60

    The sloth is WAY cuter.....

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 місяці тому +8

      Not to mention I'd rather have it as my senator.

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 3 місяці тому +5

      Also much quicker to act during an emergency

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому +1

      Probably has a better personality 😅

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +229

    "His closest rival... time." Ah the Biden is old jokes never get old.

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 3 місяці тому +4

      Nice poetry there 👍

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 3 місяці тому +18

      Yep, it's like Colin's "Mitch McConnell seen here..." jokes; I will always laugh at them.

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k 3 місяці тому +10

      Yes, how clever we are to make fun of something he can't control.

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 3 місяці тому +4

      I know they could have made fun of him for so many other things, like falling all the time, sniffing children, mumbling every time he speaks, etc…

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 місяці тому +45

      As opposed to Trump's greatest rival, Justice.

  • @aliali-ce3yf
    @aliali-ce3yf 3 місяці тому +2

    2:57 - LEGEND. Norm MacDonald would be proud

  • @baritonebroker
    @baritonebroker 3 місяці тому +14

    That’s a proper, rowdy New York crowd! Great material tonight boys and the crowd ate it up

  • @ricco5951
    @ricco5951 3 місяці тому +137

    The store closed with a sign that says "unforeseen circumcisions" which is obviously a misprint, what they meant to say is unforeSKIN circumcisions

    • @keppela1
      @keppela1 3 місяці тому +6

      This deserves more ups.

    • @ricco5951
      @ricco5951 3 місяці тому +6

      @@keppela1 thank you very much, I really thought that was going to be the punchline haha

    • @MaxModded
      @MaxModded 3 місяці тому +5

      Ha! This made me laugh almost as much as the SNL video. Well played, sir. 😂

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ricco5951 Now that you've mentioned it, I don't understand how it WASN'T the punchline.

    • @ricco5951
      @ricco5951 3 місяці тому +2

      @@MaxModded thanks a lot friendo

  • @MelanieGraceTV
    @MelanieGraceTV 3 місяці тому +60

    Best anchor combo, ever.😊

  • @mrrobot8973
    @mrrobot8973 3 місяці тому +3

    This is the best part of SNL and they haven’t killed this hard for a mn. Tears the whole time 😂

  • @lat1502
    @lat1502 3 місяці тому +3

    When I have my Sunday morning coffee, it's a ritual now that I include watching Colin and Michael. It truly makes my day.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +139

    People who believe in the conspiracy are the not so swifties. 😉

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 3 місяці тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @harveyschroeder145
      @harveyschroeder145 3 місяці тому +9

      Well-played

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 3 місяці тому +6

      Very well done! I tip my hat to you. 😅🎩

    • @MaxModded
      @MaxModded 3 місяці тому +5

      ha! nice one!

    • @DickJochs-sz1hy
      @DickJochs-sz1hy 3 місяці тому

      You BlueAnons can't figure out what a woman is, and yet you're convinced we're the idiots. If we're wrong we're just idiots and no harm no foul. If you're wrong? Look at the ramifications and repurcussions. The truth is just the truth. Don't be mad at us for getting there faster. The great thing about being a Conservative? You're always Right.

  • @pacnwguy9056
    @pacnwguy9056 3 місяці тому +83

    I did a rare (and embarrassing) laughing snort at the Pizza Hut sign. 🤣

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 3 місяці тому +3

      I know what I'm leaving, next time pizza hut asks for a tip!😅

    • @LeanneGodfried-jp5uh
      @LeanneGodfried-jp5uh 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tinbanger66lol Che should use your line too 😂❤

  • @JamesRMagic
    @JamesRMagic 3 місяці тому +8

    I just spat biscuit EVERYWHERE at that Jackie Robinson statue joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joer8273
    @joer8273 3 місяці тому +2

    Brutal(ly genius) set of jokes. 😂

  • @baronvonlichtenstein
    @baronvonlichtenstein 3 місяці тому +47

    Damn, that was one of the best Weekend Updates ever. Kudos to the writers.

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes, and they are the head writers.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 місяці тому +1

      I was surprised 😮 how actually funny this was. How much I liked the chemistry and Che laughing at the jokes or EXCELLENT crowd reactions 😆 👍 😊

    • @jccota08
      @jccota08 2 місяці тому

      Aka both of them

  • @rigor_21
    @rigor_21 3 місяці тому +101

    This part of SNL is always hilarious 😂

  • @TheBandit949
    @TheBandit949 3 місяці тому +2

    Trumpers are frightened of a singer and I love it.

  • @v.b9139
    @v.b9139 3 місяці тому +127

    The Jackie Robinson joke! Haha!!

    • @TheFMHatter1986
      @TheFMHatter1986 3 місяці тому +8

      I agree 😁😁😂😂😂

    • @rajbhatti8248
      @rajbhatti8248 3 місяці тому +8

      Why did I have to scroll this far to see some love for that great joke? Just shows the brilliance of all the other material.

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 3 місяці тому +2

      Best one

  • @Sr.ArmandoCruz
    @Sr.ArmandoCruz 3 місяці тому +2

    These jokes were * muah* chef kiss 😂😂😂😂

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad 3 місяці тому +139

    Meanwhile, in Florida, they don't even bother testing the horses for meth, because they know the horses are all addicts.

    • @lisandrah7582
      @lisandrah7582 3 місяці тому +5

      Sounds like somebody’s from Ohio

    • @TrudyPatootie
      @TrudyPatootie 3 місяці тому

      @@lisandrah7582

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lisandrah7582 Considering most of Florida are migrants from northern states.....

    • @Duskbleu
      @Duskbleu 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@rhov-anion One of my friend migrants to Florida from Ohio in the winter, and yes she's a horse breeder...

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lisandrah7582 - Sort of. Not for about 50 years, but I lived in Columbus for a few years when I was a little kid. I know what a buckeye looks like.
      I'm not sure who is hooking up the horses in Ohio with meth. In Florida it's the alligators.

  • @patcomerford5596
    @patcomerford5596 3 місяці тому +36

    The one-liners of Michael Che were diamonds!

  • @je6536
    @je6536 3 місяці тому +1

    The crowning joke was just perfect.

  • @Canadas_Very_Own
    @Canadas_Very_Own 3 місяці тому +2

    That Ohio joke was total Norm Macdonald style. 💪🏼

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 місяці тому +86

    Weekend Update remains the funniest part of SNL. It’s true, 45 actually looks there

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 3 місяці тому +1

      Pretty sad 'cause these mostly didn't even get a laugh. I get the bit, I know why I was meant to laugh...But I didn't for most of them.

    • @shamCD
      @shamCD 3 місяці тому

      Not funny tonight.

    • @everythingisawesome76
      @everythingisawesome76 3 місяці тому

      Oof. How the comedy standards have lowered. These jokes are sad.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 3 місяці тому

      @@everythingisawesome76 it IS the funniest part because other than a cold open that might be hilarious, the rest questionable. Last night’s episode was weak

  • @Jin420
    @Jin420 3 місяці тому +47

    That cease fire joke was great 😂😂
    ❤ Chicago ❤

    • @asherhayes2429
      @asherhayes2429 3 місяці тому +3

      I mean it’s a joke and all but like seriously not sure you can take their opinion seriously when the south side is a genuine fucking warzone

    • @shamCD
      @shamCD 3 місяці тому

      When it becomes a joke all is lost. Chicago always for me.

  • @jayczzzya
    @jayczzzya 3 місяці тому +4

    Unforseen circumcisions? Wait those extra toppings weren't bacon?😂

    • @maddmaxxpain
      @maddmaxxpain 2 місяці тому

      I was eating bacon while reading this...screw you man!🥲🙃

  • @reklawxero6946
    @reklawxero6946 3 місяці тому +2

    That was one of the funniest ones I've seen in a long time !!! Laughed almost all the way through! Keep up the great work all!

  • @NineOneOneFx
    @NineOneOneFx 3 місяці тому +12

    Michael Che was BRUTAL!!! 😂

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 3 місяці тому +76

    The Chicago ceasefire joke was soooo good!

    • @dogstar7
      @dogstar7 3 місяці тому +3

      What did you laugh about
      The lives of the children of Gaza or the children of Chicago?

    • @carch7243
      @carch7243 3 місяці тому +13

      @@dogstar7 No, the laughter was because it was a joke. Lighten up

    • @shamCD
      @shamCD 3 місяці тому

      How many blacks have died this year? Not funny joke material.

    • @danielsmithiv1279
      @danielsmithiv1279 3 місяці тому +2

      @@dogstar7 are you freak'n serious

  • @rielo9725
    @rielo9725 3 місяці тому +11

    The boys came out swingin’ tonight damn…. I love the early awkward laughs before the audience get into the energy too.

  • @edawg0
    @edawg0 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how please che is with his jokes. It makes it 10 times funnier when he does that little head nod 😆

  • @ryvyr
    @ryvyr 3 місяці тому +33

    I love how it seems that everyone is in on the darker and ironic humour, that is true therapy with people who understand the absurdity and embrace its utility, imho.

    • @AndreasK906
      @AndreasK906 3 місяці тому +3

      Truth! Jon Stewart on the Daily show and SNL got me through the Bush II years and still need them for the ongoing Trump era!

    • @shamCD
      @shamCD 3 місяці тому

      Trump $1.87 gas, lowest inflation in 12 years (at a 40 year high NOW), border closed, crime down, shelves always stocked, far less deaths from COVID, no soldiers being killed, Middle East at peace, Ukaraine not invaded, peaceful relations with North Korea, Taiwan not threatened. It was just AWFUL wasn't it!@@AndreasK906

  • @whuang23888
    @whuang23888 3 місяці тому +46

    “sitdown", not "shutdown" .... haha, he misread .....

  • @loh1870
    @loh1870 3 місяці тому +1

    This taught me the difference in mind and between Dem and Rep.
    "The House passed a bill Thursday strengthening laws to prevent noncitizens convicted of driving under the influence from immigrating to the country - or to deport them. The bill passed with a 274-150 vote, with ONLY 59 Democrats ..joining ALL 215 Republicans in backing the legislation.

  • @janellimarie
    @janellimarie 3 місяці тому +3

    Extra toppings sent me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 3 місяці тому +63

    Best part of SNL every time.

    • @moxdragon1857
      @moxdragon1857 3 місяці тому +2

      And it's getting worse...says so much about the show these days

    • @dhruvakumar7187
      @dhruvakumar7187 3 місяці тому +3

      @@moxdragon1857 oh you mean the trump bashing?, tv shows would be stupid to not pick on trump, the guy was the most powerful person for 4 yrs he will always be relevant, literally forever, him with his antics😂😂😂

    • @areichental
      @areichental 3 місяці тому

      Don't sleep on pdd, even if weekend update is my fav

    • @user-vt3zq1vc7s
      @user-vt3zq1vc7s 3 місяці тому +1

      I think the updates have been the best part of SNL since the beginning, even going back to when the show was funny

    • @moxdragon1857
      @moxdragon1857 3 місяці тому

      @dhruvakumar7187 I see where you're going with that and my issue is ALL politics. It needs to get back to comedy roots. Half or more of the show is the same jokes about the same people and its old period

  • @Smoothjock
    @Smoothjock 3 місяці тому +15

    “Extra toppings” 😹

  • @greenjackle
    @greenjackle 3 місяці тому +1

    Hello Fellow Humans,
    Let's all be real here. This segment needs to be its own show. Once a week a 20-30 minute show would be amazing. Honestly this is the only reason I watch SNL and now I simply fast forward everything and watch this. But hopefully they simply do this from now on and I can avoid watching it on TV. It would just save having to fast forward really.
    Colin and Michael seriously make this segment its own show. You will probably make tons of money.

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 3 місяці тому

    “Did you all forget?” Clever 😂!

  • @JS-yj7ow
    @JS-yj7ow 3 місяці тому +11

    Saw the Chicago cease fire joke coming a mile away

  • @worldwideinterests1
    @worldwideinterests1 3 місяці тому +10

    It's true - that clip of Trump with Epstein is about the only time I've ever seen him where he is genuinely happy.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 3 місяці тому +2

      @worldwideinterests1 - He's anticipating what comes next?

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 3 місяці тому

      Where exactly did Donnie meet Melania? About 2 seconds after this? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 3 місяці тому

      I don't know what it is with a lot of these Republicans, Desantis had the same problem, watching these guys try to genuinely smile is strange. It's just out of their range.

  • @krosse9692
    @krosse9692 3 місяці тому +2

    "And in return Gaza called for a ceasefire in Chicago."
    I spit my coffee.

  • @robo5013
    @robo5013 3 місяці тому +5

    Customer, "I said no black olives."
    Waiter, "those aren't olives."

  • @DeltaNine8297
    @DeltaNine8297 3 місяці тому +9

    That pizza hut joke was good.

  • @jackprier7727
    @jackprier7727 3 місяці тому +30

    Wow. That is the ONLY time I have seen joy from Drumpf-

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, when he was about to r*pe a 16 year old girl.

    • @everythingisawesome76
      @everythingisawesome76 3 місяці тому

      Then you don't watch Trump enough. He's not bothered by any of the leftist BS.

  • @stevewegling8070
    @stevewegling8070 3 місяці тому +1

    That clip hit. Writers and the guys roasted like a volcano 😄

  • @javiruiz8365
    @javiruiz8365 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn! This had me in stitches! Lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @gracesmth
    @gracesmth 3 місяці тому +53

    this was michael's crowd today

    • @nancysego4989
      @nancysego4989 3 місяці тому +3

      Dare I say, his crowning glory…

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 3 місяці тому +10

    At least the Pizza Hut used spell check. They just intentionally clicked the wrong word.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 місяці тому

      4:20. That term is Orwellian. One of every 100 babies who are subjected to that barbarian practice do not live to celebrate their 1st birthdays. We should call it what it is:
      male genital mutilation.

  • @Anonymoususer-kz5xi
    @Anonymoususer-kz5xi 3 місяці тому +1

    Really thought they would go to a meat lover’s pizza on that unforeseen circumcision bit.

  • @XAirForce
    @XAirForce 3 місяці тому +27

    0:41 😂 3:17 😮😅. 4:21 😅Harry! 5:14 😂😂. You two were rolling it this week

    • @unbotheredmovement
      @unbotheredmovement 3 місяці тому +2

      Back to back. They just kept coming. ❤

    • @XAirForce
      @XAirForce 3 місяці тому

      I left you a skit suggestion on Facebook

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh 3 місяці тому +18

    Sloth Slander.

  • @kelleywyskiel3478
    @kelleywyskiel3478 3 місяці тому +2

    The only part of SNL I actually like. Sooo funny!
    Also where I get my news 😂

  • @robertdavis3036
    @robertdavis3036 3 місяці тому +1

    THE NERVE of Chicago. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 3 місяці тому +10

    What a show 😂😂😂 The best part of SNL consistently.

  • @firerun777
    @firerun777 3 місяці тому +22

    I Love Colin and Michael

    • @zoeledwards6617
      @zoeledwards6617 3 місяці тому +1

      We all love Colin and Micheal. Got to count us too lol.

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 3 місяці тому

      What's up with the crowd though? 🤔

  • @CrazyJamaicanCook
    @CrazyJamaicanCook 3 місяці тому +3

    This is the first funny thing I’ve seen on SNL in quite some time. Bravo 👏

  • @PunisherActual
    @PunisherActual 3 місяці тому +1

    “I love this crowd a lot man.”🤣

  • @Mama-eu1ss
    @Mama-eu1ss 3 місяці тому +11

    Such disrespect to sloths

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 3 місяці тому +13

    That was extremely offensive to sloths everywhere.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 3 місяці тому

      It's fine. They're too slow to get it.

  • @joshuajeffrey6851
    @joshuajeffrey6851 3 місяці тому +1

    That Ted Cruz joke is the hardest laugh of 2024 so far for me.

  • @SanDiegoHarry1
    @SanDiegoHarry1 3 місяці тому +2

    This is one of the better ones. Well done, boys.

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 3 місяці тому +19

    Man, what was going on with the usage of the pizza cutters at that Pizza Hut location?