President Mob Boss | Melania Coined “Locker Room Talk” | MAGA Pols Line Up To Defend Trump

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  • Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial reveals a man who likes to act like a mafia boss, Melania Trump suggested her husband brush off the “Access Hollywood” tape as “locker room talk,” and the former president’s congressional allies are giving dumb speeches outside the courthouse.
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  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 25 днів тому +781

    Stephen, you should show up to the court proceedings with Stewart, Myers, Kimmel, Fallon, and Oliver. Chump would blow a gasket.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 25 днів тому +1381

    It turns out throwing your former fixer under the bus is a really bad idea.

    • @birdtarektarekbird8736
      @birdtarektarekbird8736 25 днів тому +34

      Well, dangerous idea IF you're fixing illegal issues !!!
      I do quite agree with you

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb 25 днів тому +19

      I’m thinking trump would like to rethink the decision. He would be in the clear now.

    • @johnhopkins6260
      @johnhopkins6260 25 днів тому +18

      Particularly if the bus swerves to avoid Cohen.

    • @ThisIS_Insane
      @ThisIS_Insane 25 днів тому +29

      Almost as bad as making your IT Lead technician ANGRY, during a massive system outage!

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 25 днів тому

      @@johnhopkins6260Except the bus didn’t miss Cohen. He went to prison for trying to help trump. So not exactly unscathed.

  • @kirkmarshall2853
    @kirkmarshall2853 25 днів тому +651

    I hope everyone stops treating Melania like a victim and more like a co conspirator

    • @shalonrivers6732
      @shalonrivers6732 25 днів тому +81

      Right, it’s totally obvious that she’s a willing participant in all this mess, a well paid participant

    • @Not_Squirrel
      @Not_Squirrel 25 днів тому +39

      💯 agreed!

    • @joane.3533
      @joane.3533 25 днів тому +14

      I don't see that at all. I also don't even see Melania.

    • @michelelee704
      @michelelee704 25 днів тому +41

      She sure is! She is fighting for her paycheck!

    • @furonwarrior
      @furonwarrior 25 днів тому +41

      She get’s a free place to stay to raise her son. I don’t think she cares. Do you?

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 25 днів тому +473

    Just unfathomable that the Speaker of the House shows up in a criminal case, in support of the ACCUSED CRIMINAL. Unreal.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 25 днів тому

      MJ was part of the pre planning for the Jan 6 insurrection. He used his lawyer skills to write , I think it was, the reasoning for how the electoral votes could be undone. If dt picks MJ as voters, then both could be gotten rid of in Nov.
      day star in TX needs to lose religious exemption. Trying to ban books by reading porn on air. Telling untruths about dt opponents. Have shows on sex addictions by Joni new hubby, dr Doug the sex addict. Very disturbing pro Jew Christian’s. Violating tax laws.
      Raising money to send war equipment as well as humanitarian. Worldwide propaganda

    • @jefflandeen
      @jefflandeen 25 днів тому +56

      Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

    • @quackman
      @quackman 25 днів тому

      That's not a problem in and of itself; the problem is he's clearly a two-faced corrupt loser who isn't actually a fan of Trump in his

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 25 днів тому

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🤔 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)🙊🙈🙉

    • @blackpharaoh5561
      @blackpharaoh5561 25 днів тому

      I'm grateful for only one thing about kkkondald j chump. He exposed America. There's no way that bell will ever be unrung. The Icing on this fwed up twilight era is the Christians are his core base. Absolutely disgusting

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 25 днів тому +1815

    Anyone still considering Donnie as an acceptable candidate needs to check themselves for brain worms...

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 25 днів тому +114

      They just dont want to lose. They think this is a game. So sad.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 25 днів тому

      Those MAGA hate hats must have been the way they distributed the Trump brain worms.

    • @likeasoldier777
      @likeasoldier777 25 днів тому

      It’s pretty clear that Donnie has dementia. That’s the really sad part. They want to win so bad that they’re enabling someone that is literally deranged.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 25 днів тому +40

      It just shows that we need more options. We deserve it. 6 parties?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 25 днів тому +58

      RFK Jr. has left the chat

  • @D-Pocalypse
    @D-Pocalypse 25 днів тому +970

    To be Pro-MAGA is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position....

    • @KenIn_NH
      @KenIn_NH 25 днів тому +32

      Clearly pathological 🤪

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 25 днів тому +21

      A mental one!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 25 днів тому +48

      Pretty sure every single one of those red MAGA hats came with a free brain worm.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse 25 днів тому +24

      @gamepapa1211 I'd bet all my chickens you are correct!
      BING,BING BONG!

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 25 днів тому +16

      A Sickness!!

  • @fred428cj6
    @fred428cj6 25 днів тому +341

    Michael Cohen, his family intervention, his decision to speak truthfully, is a story of moral and spiritual redemption. What is Christian about Mike Johnson bearing false witness on behalf of a wannabe king?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 25 днів тому +33

      For a Christian Mike Johnson is very blind.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 25 днів тому +24

      I admire Michael Cohen. He has shown a moral compass after being Donald Trump's fixer since Donald Trump Junior introduced him to his father.

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 25 днів тому

      @lauranebro1111 You, my dear, are literally quoting what has been said on CNN MSNBC, etc.
      Research it is publically available. Pay attention to what Cohen himself says, what comes out of HIS mouth. I'm referring to Cohen's involvement in the past with this issue/case.
      Decide for yourself don't believe everything you hear, including me. Think for yourself be leary of others' narratives. The media the majority are not reporting the Truth therefore their goal is to convince you of what they want you to accept and believe.
      The only reasons they are preaching the Cohen redemption moral theme is: they know the public is aware he perjured himself and has been caught lying previously and participated in less than commendable conduct.
      So why should anyone believe him now?
      It is a spin to cover Cohen's loss of reputation.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 25 днів тому +18

      That actually tracks.. in fact, I'd call that about par-for-the-course for a Christian.

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 25 днів тому

      NADA Mike Johnson runs to Florida every week or two to get his orders from Don the Con. He and his fellow puppets showed up to try and meddle in a criminal case. THEY ARE ALL COWARDS. THEY'RE AFRAID NOT TO JUMP WHEN TRUMP TELLS THEM TO JUMP.

  • @gohboon7525
    @gohboon7525 25 днів тому +790

    It’s such a DISGRACE to hear what these elected Russian Party hypocrites said outside court. What A CIRCUS.

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 25 днів тому

      If former POTUS Ronald Reagan was alive today, he would surely call the Republican Party the "Russian Party" = they have turned into a bunch of Commie Lovers, like the term he used.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 25 днів тому

      The PAB/GOP CLOWNS have to realize, Russia is NOT OUR FRIEND!!!

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 25 днів тому

      I just hope that when it comes to sentencing that orange-faced rapist, that tRump ordering his goon-squad to run interference is considered as the 11th gag-order violation.

    • @joseortega-us6rn
      @joseortega-us6rn 25 днів тому

      I guess so, at this time Rusia is winning the propaganda, and counter espionage game, Thanks Reptuplicans Traitors.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 25 днів тому

      UA-cam & all Freedom based programs will be taken off the World Wide Web in the USA if Trump takes office again...count on it !
      DicTaTor's cannot allow freeedom of speech in their countries. That alone should scare the klapper out of anyone who uses UA-cam!
      Just look at China, North Korea and Russia: All of their WEB program's contents are restricted to only what their Government's allow!
      Trump is going to appeal any and all court cases to his SCOTUS PIMP'S and they will delay and then drop the cases entirely! Wow!

  • @phillanager6245
    @phillanager6245 25 днів тому +362

    WTF is Speaker of the House doing in a New York courtroom? Why isn't he in Washington doing his job? His constituents in Louisiana should care.

    • @Alex-vd6ve
      @Alex-vd6ve 25 днів тому

      That's why their the most unproductive Congress in modern history.

    • @sherylchapman4168
      @sherylchapman4168 25 днів тому +23

      Jury tampering?

    • @five-toedslothbear4051
      @five-toedslothbear4051 25 днів тому +26

      Obviously they are worried that the court case is not going in their favor.

    • @patelk464
      @patelk464 25 днів тому +22

      Getting orders from his cult leader on how to avoid enquiring about his $1B campaign request in lieu for oil friendly policies.

    • @mariagoode5903
      @mariagoode5903 25 днів тому +1

      Exactly! This is why they are the do nothing, fight,reps. Really & tax dollars are paying for that! Couple of years ago he couldn't stand the man!

  • @catherinewhite3508
    @catherinewhite3508 25 днів тому +400

    Mike Johnson, your utter hypocrisy disgusts US~

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 25 днів тому +1

      Oh, Rather!

    • @the_glitter_is
      @the_glitter_is 25 днів тому +13

      I think he doth protest too much

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 25 днів тому +7

      Someone should ask him about the 9th commandment! And if he’s okay violating it!

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 25 днів тому

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🙉🙈🙊 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 25 днів тому

      The guy has an app on his phone which he paired up with his son's phone to send alerts if porn or adult content is ever search on either's phone. And yet, he's there staunchly defending Trump who had extra-marital relations with a porn star and an adult entertainment model, both of whom he arranged to pay off to prevent the public from finding out about it. Trump is about as successful with his NDAs and hush money as he is his businesses!

  • @sadjaxx
    @sadjaxx 25 днів тому +163

    How completely inappropriate and highly suspect of Speaker Johnson and his cadre showing up at an ongoing trial.

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 24 дні тому +4

      Why were these people elected?

    • @NeergMit
      @NeergMit 24 дні тому +6

      @@kevinmunger1842 asks "Why were these people elected?"
      Checking which states elected them, and how those states apportion voting districts, might help it make more sense.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 21 день тому +1

      Do they not understand what they are doing is a political stunt to help Trump violate his gag orders

  • @madelinemanor3367
    @madelinemanor3367 25 днів тому +99

    Jeff Session needs to be held accountable with others! Like Bill Bar! All lieing crooks!

  • @user-wh8yb6kq5t
    @user-wh8yb6kq5t 25 днів тому +159

    I love how Vivak still doesn't know that he's not in the club.

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 25 днів тому +24

      The visible dissociation…
      Boggles the mind.

    • @lornahuddleston1453
      @lornahuddleston1453 25 днів тому

      Vivek is such a little twerp. Butter would not melt in his mouth! Beware of him. He's trouble. How will he rehabilitate himself after this folly?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 25 днів тому +8

      His a fool..

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 25 днів тому +4

      Yeah, AND, how many other people got seats at the club who are totally unqualified nutjobs and outsiders. Maybe it's not so odd that he's staying the course.

    • @MyTelenovelaLife
      @MyTelenovelaLife 25 днів тому +1

      Jajaja Jajaja

  • @user-un4zm6mu2o
    @user-un4zm6mu2o 25 днів тому +188

    "This disgusting sham politician!"

  • @michellejean8068
    @michellejean8068 25 днів тому +83

    I thank Michael for turning this around for himselve and all of us. Thanks Michael.

    • @deloceanophoto
      @deloceanophoto 25 днів тому +1

      Im torn. Whilst I agree with you, if he’d grown a conscience in 2016, we wouldn’t have experienced 8 years of maga hell.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze 25 днів тому +1

      @@deloceanophoto Well, Michael did go to JAIL! IS that not enough for you? I'm sure he had ALOT to think about when Trump threw him in Solitary Confinement while Trump got to SKATE AWAY from any kind of discipline..well, now it is TRUMP"s turn.

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 21 день тому

      @@deloceanophoto Oh, so in hindsight, you have no regrets or mistakes made in YOUR life? Good for you!! He's from NYC and was doing the job he was hired to do. He could have just gone quiet after serving his time and let it ride. He's seeking redemption for his soul. Let the man speak his truth.

  • @juliettebobcat704
    @juliettebobcat704 25 днів тому +23

    Stephen always has a damning way with words. "Performative holiness" 😆 😂 😆

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 25 днів тому +398

    Ramaswamy’s slip-of-the-tongue is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! 😅

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 25 днів тому +34

      He’s so vile. And he just smiles while being treated poorly (because…racists) by his own declared party. SMH

    • @mattg1085
      @mattg1085 25 днів тому +28

      Ramaswampy!

    • @user-kk1ne9wf7j
      @user-kk1ne9wf7j 25 днів тому +6

      The truth will out!

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 25 днів тому +19

      I'm glad that's all I had to listen to. I can't stand that guy

    • @MD-wv7ee
      @MD-wv7ee 25 днів тому

      @@Nothingbutlovehere369 He's still licking their arses! He has no shame!

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 25 днів тому +446

    "Locker room talk". That excuse is laughable and disgusting.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse 25 днів тому +16

      Indeed!

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 25 днів тому +38

      we know he's never been in a gym

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla 25 днів тому

      Worse that it came from a woman

    • @martinprivat5908
      @martinprivat5908 25 днів тому

      Agreed. Why would that make anything less despicable? But it landed with the evangelicals and there "god gives our leader a lot of testosterone so he can defend Christianity strongly" toxic bs (and I say this as a Christian, especially as a Cristian!). It fit their narrative, so they still voted for him.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 25 днів тому +4

      but from now on I'll always be able to smile since SC and The Late Show gave me an association my brain will make henceforth -- lock-her-room
      Every time he opens his mouth it is lock-her-room talk as far as I'd be concerned if I'd been unlucky enough to cross paths and ever have had only a mere door between (I love thousands of miles, thnx).

  • @ivanahugankiss8414
    @ivanahugankiss8414 25 днів тому +14

    I'm so grateful for these videos being posted on UA-cam!! I am a shift worker, so I'm never able to watch the show on tv. This is hands down my favourite late show ❤

  • @christineolsson5037
    @christineolsson5037 25 днів тому +11

    "Performative holiness" i LOVE it!!!

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 25 днів тому +551

    "Sham politician!" One of those rare times a Republican tells the truth.

    • @MyTelenovelaLife
      @MyTelenovelaLife 25 днів тому +9

      Jajaja Jajaja

    • @cbbgenki4315
      @cbbgenki4315 25 днів тому

      Similar to the gaff Mike Johnson did. They all know trump is a disgusting criminal.

    • @CharlesBridges-np4hv
      @CharlesBridges-np4hv 25 днів тому +14

      Well I guess 🤷 🙄 he's off the list. Lol 😊

    • @debbiestorrs8457
      @debbiestorrs8457 25 днів тому +19

      Freudian slip I think!!

    • @user-wb6xs6jv9l
      @user-wb6xs6jv9l 25 днів тому +22

      Rama-slimy being honest for 3 sec straight

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 25 днів тому +181

    Obviously, Mike Johnson’s son didn’t get a phone notification about his father getting involved with the affairs of an adult entertainment actress.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 25 днів тому +2

      I'm betting that Mikey has a few more phones WITHOUT the porn-tattletail software!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 25 днів тому

      @@Oneshot8242 his "work" phone

  • @johnshinya7448
    @johnshinya7448 25 днів тому +9

    Vivak called IT : (outside the Courthouse)? "This SHAM POLITICIAN" 😂

  • @keithpl5438
    @keithpl5438 25 днів тому +9

    "Performative holiness" is SUCH a brilliant phrase -- whoever wrote that deserves kudos. And a box of Keebler dark chocolate striped fudge cookies.

  • @SamJohn52
    @SamJohn52 25 днів тому +174

    Vote Blue......not orange

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 25 днів тому +17

      💙✔️
      🧡🚫

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 25 днів тому +11

      Absolutely. Biden/Harris. Vote 🇺🇸 💙

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 25 днів тому +1

      I'm not voting for the guy that 💩 himself on international TV networks at the Vatican in front of the Pope!!!
      Trump 2024!!!

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@nancychandler3673Ok, I absolutely will, if you can say one honest good thing Quid Pro Joe the Crony Capitalist Rapo has done besides fill the Biden Crime Family coffers with hard working American's tax dollars!😂
      Biden is the biggest turd in politics. A lifetime with not one Bill with his name on it! All he's ever done was run around spreading corruption.

    • @maxwarboy3625
      @maxwarboy3625 25 днів тому +2

      NSA loves reading your comments

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 25 днів тому +442

    It’s totally beyond me why anyone would want to be Trump’s vice president.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o 25 днів тому +35

      Unless they have a death wish

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 25 днів тому +51

      They would be hoping for the Grim Reaper to pay a call to the Oval Office

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 25 днів тому

      Maybe they're running from the law like Donald Trump is?

    • @adelaferreira4575
      @adelaferreira4575 25 днів тому

      Crazy corrupted power hungry politicians !

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 25 днів тому +26

      or how about that Walt Nauta guy, the official valet and poo wiper. Imagine what that job is like.

  • @marijkegroothuis3814
    @marijkegroothuis3814 25 днів тому +14

    Mike Johnson broke the first 2 of the 10 Commandments:
    1. "You shall have no gods before me."
    2. "You shall not make any idols to worship."
    The House Speaker should get his bible and read up on "hypocrite"...

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 25 днів тому +1

      Mike Johnson is grotesque and an affront to the name of Jesus. It’s clear he doesn’t read or follow the Bible.
      Five categories of actions that constitute taking God's name in vain: 1) hypocrisy - making a profession of God's name, but not living up to that profession; 2) covenant breaking - if one makes promises to God yet does not carry out the promised actions; 3) rash swearing; 4) false swearing; and 5) using the name of God lightly and carelessly, for charms or spells, jest or sport. Although a person may hold themself guiltless in one of these matters, the commandment specifically states that God will not.

  • @richardkeller4892
    @richardkeller4892 25 днів тому +15

    It is sick how federal politicians go to court and violate gag order for Trump.

  • @katiekofemug
    @katiekofemug 25 днів тому +126

    "Performative holiness" - PERFECT characterization of Johnson!

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 25 днів тому +9

      Yes!!!!

    • @statueauxyeuxdejais8531
      @statueauxyeuxdejais8531 25 днів тому

      Also a leader of the 2021 attempted Jan 6 coup by legislative fiat . . . An Insurrectionist -

    • @ellenpederson-lewis8557
      @ellenpederson-lewis8557 25 днів тому +6

      Yes!

    • @craigmacdougal9111
      @craigmacdougal9111 25 днів тому +1

      Matthew 6:1

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 25 днів тому

      and "situational ethics". That goes for the entire republican party and it's supporters as far as I can see. They should make Jan 6th their Holy Day! All traitors.

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 25 днів тому +216

    Vote Biden/Harris 🇺🇸 💙 Flip the House. Keep the Senate. Women's Reproductive Healthcare is a priority. 🙏

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 25 днів тому

      Use birth control or keep your pants 👖 on.

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 25 днів тому +1

      Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy🥳

    • @someguyontheweb7270
      @someguyontheweb7270 25 днів тому +4

      @@thinkforyourself828yeah let’s vote for the guy who’s family massively supports somebody else, and who openly admitted to having a parasitic worm eat a section of his brain and died up there!

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 25 днів тому

      @@someguyontheweb7270 So you seriously think that Biden has more mental acuity than RFK Junior? That's a total joke. I am a Brit, and having watched RFK discuss foreign and domestic policies and issues, it is obvious he is FAR more intelligent, educated and verbose than both Biden and Trump. He spent 30 minutes laying out the intricate details of the run up to the Ukraine conflict - I doubt Biden could even find Ukraine on a map. He had a parasitic brain infection years ago? So what? It obviously left no damage. Whereas the brain surgery Biden underwent clearly DID leave permanent damage, which has been exacerbated by his extreme old age.

    • @johnr5262
      @johnr5262 24 дні тому

      FJB, his handlers, his box checked cabinet and most of his liberal wingnut supporters!

  • @ther3aldeltr0n44
    @ther3aldeltr0n44 25 днів тому +8

    The "locker room/lock her room" joke was gold lol. I chuckled for sure lol

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 25 днів тому +5

    That vivak clip should be everywhere!😂

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 25 днів тому +180

    "Senator Tuberville appears to be the only person to ever get brain damage from *coaching* football."

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 25 днів тому +561

    Can we at least come together as a nation and appreciate that Trump is now in deep trouble thanks to both of his Peckers?

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 25 днів тому +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 25 днів тому +17

      Bah hahahahaha

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 25 днів тому +25

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! It's fantastic!

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 25 днів тому +25

      @gamepapa1211 Thanks a lot I just blew coffee up my nose! Its not like Trumplestiltskin doesn't give the comedians a lot to work with! Voting blue to protect women's rights and our Republic! Biden/Harris 2024 By the way I took a poll of 100 people from various walks of life and asked each of them who they plan on voting for this November and 88 said Biden without blinking an eye!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 25 днів тому +24

      ​​@@velikovskysghostIn these dire times, you gotta laugh to keep your sanity. Thank you for doing the right thing, friend. And sorry for the coffee.

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 24 дні тому +3

    That "locker room" was a good one 😂😂😂

  • @brandonpatterson3517
    @brandonpatterson3517 25 днів тому +6

    "...disgusting sham politician...I mean, prosecution."
    No no, you had it right the first time.

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 25 днів тому +162

    The Freudian slip of the century.

    • @stephanieames66
      @stephanieames66 25 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 25 днів тому

      I can't wait til we're on the other side of that sham politician.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 25 днів тому +3

      A Freudian slip? Is that saying one thing when you meant to say your mother?

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 25 днів тому +2

      * another.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 25 днів тому +1

      @@paulgibbon5991 it means that there is the truth in your brain, but your supposed to say something else and the truth part comes out instead. Which is what happened.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 25 днів тому +369

    For Trump the fix was always in, until he threw his fixer out.

    • @8088I
      @8088I 25 днів тому +9

      Trump's worst Nightmare:
      when a former Insider has
      a 'come to Jesus' recovery!
      :-))

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 25 днів тому

      @@8088I Well since Michael Cohen is Jewish, it might be more like a 'come to Yahweh' moment instead.

  • @PC-kd7dj
    @PC-kd7dj 25 днів тому +8

    Ramaswampy had it right the first time -“a sham of a politician”.

    • @RO-uz4oi
      @RO-uz4oi 24 дні тому +1

      a sham of a human

  • @Chuck_Houck_Coop
    @Chuck_Houck_Coop 25 днів тому +5

    "You put New York and Dublin together, and what do you get? Boston."
    As a Boston native who loves New York and Dublin . . . yup.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 25 днів тому +66

    Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy's slip of the tongue was golden. The truth accidentally got out.

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 25 днів тому +370

    If you believe Michael Cohen deserved to go to Jail and Trump doesn't then you need to evaluate your critical thinking!

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 25 днів тому +26

      Cohen already served time for obeying Trumps orders!

    • @freddykuijl8541
      @freddykuijl8541 25 днів тому +5

      Oh oh somebody else " woke" up 2👍

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 25 днів тому

      Cohen went to jail PRIMARILY for millions of dollars of tax fraud - which had nothing to do with Trump. The other two charges they tacked on of "Campaign Finance Violation" and "Excessive Campaign Contribution" were highly speculative - so much so I wonder why he even pleaded guilty to them. But obviously he did so because he feared serving far longer in prison if found guilty in a trial. It was a classic plea deal - a common pressure tactic by prosecutors - which limited his jail time. They had him on the tax evasion, and offered him a deal - plead guilty to the "campaign finance violations" and we'll give you a really soft sentence. Yes, the "catch and kill" and "NDA" payments were indeed made by Cohen, but they are demonstrably NOT for the SOLE purpose of "influencing an election". They are legitimate payments to avoid embarrassment with family members. That means they should not be subject to the "Campaign Finance Violation" legislation. Ditto for the other charge of "excessive campaign contribution". Just because Cohen took a plea deal under pressure, does not mean Trump did anything illegal. Even the federal prosecutor did not take this case forward against Trump - it's just Alvin Bragg - and it is quite honestly a joke. A lengthy Op Ed was written in the NY Times by a legal expert explaining why this is a ridiculous prosecution of Trump.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 25 днів тому

      MAGAs: "Michael Cohen is a proven liar, he even admitted lying, how can you trust his testimony against trump?!"
      Michael Cohen: "It was my duty to lie on behalf of trump and im not doing that anymore becasue covering up trumps crimes landed me in prison"
      MAGAs: "See!! he admitted it!! hes a liar, our glorious glowing orange god daddy trump never did anything wrong, it was all cohen!!"

    • @harounel-poussah6936
      @harounel-poussah6936 25 днів тому

      Moreover, Cohen has coined the perfect nickname for the Orange Mussolini : "Donald Vanshitz Hispantz"...
      If you have the opportunity to travel to France and get lunch or dinner at the KJules Vernes, the restaurant on the Eiffel Tower, ask the waiters about how Vanshitz Hispantz smells and what the French first lady told'em about this putrid jackass...

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 25 днів тому +15

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY..DJT

  • @leonardocartes1253
    @leonardocartes1253 25 днів тому +10

    Hats off to Louis Cato and band for the homage to a great saxophonist. RIP David Sunburn.

  • @lauriefrancisco1084
    @lauriefrancisco1084 25 днів тому +76

    Vivek - the best Freudian slip EVER!

  • @kgal9657
    @kgal9657 25 днів тому +59

    Stephen, you Jimmy and Seth have got to show up to that guy's trials! It would bait him so personally you know he'd flip his shit!

    • @chickenlittle2206
      @chickenlittle2206 25 днів тому +9

      I'll straight up pay for Kimmel's ticket.

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 25 днів тому +4

      They can take Rosie O'Donnell with them😃

    • @vallejomach6721
      @vallejomach6721 25 днів тому

      ABC reigned Kimmel in this week? Posted nothing Trump related on YT for nearly a week now, when he was doing stuff daily on the trial prior to that.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 25 днів тому +1

      @@vallejomach6721Kimmel show is on vacation

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 25 днів тому

      @@vallejomach6721 he was on vacation in New York. He went on Seth's show

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 25 днів тому +6

    As an Irish American living in Massachusetts, I appreciate that Boston jab haha

  • @TiminNFL
    @TiminNFL 25 днів тому +4

    Loved the band’s musical tribute to David Sanborn 🎷in the closing seconds of this clip. The song “Maputo” is from his collaboration with Bob James on their 1986 album “Double Vision.” RIP Mr. Sanborn and thank you for the music.

  • @adrianaguirre7006
    @adrianaguirre7006 25 днів тому +62

    I swear Stephen's doing Trump is the best🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 25 днів тому +46

    "He must proclaim his flatulence"

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 25 днів тому +4

    thanks for the extended riff from the band.
    they put out a good sound

  • @galenhaye7818
    @galenhaye7818 25 днів тому +4

    The Bootlickers Convention.

  • @ericchild8845
    @ericchild8845 25 днів тому +88

    Hahahaha, great monologue, Mr. Colbert. You have some very talented writers on your team and your delivery of said written material is flawless. I almost hurt myself laughing tonight! Thank you! 😊

  • @JN-Bellicose
    @JN-Bellicose 25 днів тому +286

    Watching Trump, his flunkies, and his supporters flailing around on on camera and social media is the sugar in my coffee.
    Vote blue and keep their epic losing streak alive!

    • @WilliamCainhurst
      @WilliamCainhurst 25 днів тому

      Vote for the racists and fascists currently in power? No way. Trump sucks, but he comes with the good guys. So necesary evil.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 25 днів тому +7

      Can't wait til John "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy gets up there and says: "Well I never!"

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto 25 днів тому +2

      ​@@oldrrocr"You're trippin' over yer own feet, boy!"

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 25 днів тому

      @@oldrrocr Instead of injecting him into animes I wish they'd send Foghorn into Trump rallies to sort him out.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 25 днів тому +1

      @@oldrrocr Never fight uphill, me boys!

  • @dougclem7711
    @dougclem7711 25 днів тому +2

    Never heard that talk in my teams locker room. Maybe in the locker room at BEDminster, or MARGI-ALA-MARDO.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 25 днів тому +1

    OMG it's the return of Stephen's tiny "Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions"!!! 👏👏👏
    Excellent bit! Delighted to see/hear it again 🤓

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 25 днів тому +133

    80's Trump Commercials/interviews should be broadcast 24/7 until the election.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o 25 днів тому +36

      Including the video clip where he's at a club with Jeffrey Epstein, and the Access Hollywood tape

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 25 днів тому

      @@user-un4zm6mu2o and of course, the P.++sy tape where they're getting off the bus.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 25 днів тому +7

      Howard Stern, you up for this?

    • @juttavonsivers4173
      @juttavonsivers4173 25 днів тому

      😮​@@oldrrocr

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 25 днів тому +1

      The 'pizza guy' had ads that reached Alberta mid-80s.

  • @JamesAllmond
    @JamesAllmond 25 днів тому +91

    If you don't know why you need to VOTE by now, I have to wonder how you remember to breath... It matters, because the lunatics WILL vote...

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 25 днів тому +4

      Breathe.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 25 днів тому

      true, but not our only problem: The lunatics think - I'm sorry - believe WE are the lunatics.

    • @sandrastrawn6003
      @sandrastrawn6003 25 днів тому

      breathe

  • @ojisankusai
    @ojisankusai 25 днів тому +2

    I'm not a MSNBC head, but Lawrence O'Donnell's writing staffs' take on these same stories is out-of-this-world good. It's wildly entertaining to compare and contrast Stephen's writers' comedic POV with O'Donnell's deadly serious one.

  • @jefflandeen
    @jefflandeen 25 днів тому +3

    Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

  • @m.racheljones7019
    @m.racheljones7019 25 днів тому +44

    Thank you to the band for that David Sanborn tribute. 💙🙏💔😔🎷🎼🎶🎵

    • @y4math
      @y4math 25 днів тому +6

      And thank you for telling me the name of the artist, it was so well done!

    • @Meridian83West
      @Meridian83West 25 днів тому +1

      Yes. "Maputo" is a classic. We'll miss David.

  • @daviddelgado6090
    @daviddelgado6090 25 днів тому +38

    NYC+Dublin=Boston, the cherry on top.

  • @sueb7254
    @sueb7254 24 дні тому +2

    Narcissist want the authority of a King 👑
    and the accountability of a toddler.

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 25 днів тому +3

    Yeah, Melania coined the term ‘locker room talk’, when Don walked through the models’ dressing room.

  • @dclieb
    @dclieb 25 днів тому +112

    Happy belated birthday Stephen ! 🎁🎈🎁🎈

  • @user-md4di6yg2p
    @user-md4di6yg2p 25 днів тому +11

    "sham politician"... funny how the truth finds a way to sneak out!

  • @katrineroberts4084
    @katrineroberts4084 25 днів тому +2

    Stephen,you are a hero.

  • @honestgenuinefierce2637
    @honestgenuinefierce2637 25 днів тому +3

    "Performative Holiness" TRUTH

  • @queenrosered
    @queenrosered 25 днів тому +52

    😂😅 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍 WE LIVE FOR THESE monologues Colbert!! ❤

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 25 днів тому +22

    "this sham politician"...BOOM!

  • @Name-vu1kn
    @Name-vu1kn 25 днів тому +2

    Tuberville “military officers are just collecting a paycheck” while he is out of DC at a trial that has nothing to do with his state, his constituents, or the senate.

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays 25 днів тому +1

    Saying "Jeja Ooh" instead of "Deja Ew" was a real missed opportunity

  • @user-gp1be9xp1w
    @user-gp1be9xp1w 25 днів тому +34

    Yes his Freudian slip was right.

  • @bethnorrod5942
    @bethnorrod5942 25 днів тому +20

    I cackled at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, the Third😂😂😂

  • @mariamarty3746
    @mariamarty3746 24 дні тому +1

    Touch my heart that the band played a David Sanborn song! Thank you Cato and all, for such beautiful memory…

  • @xa25ja
    @xa25ja 24 дні тому +3

    Props to the band for their outro tribute to the late great jazz saxophonist David Sandborn, who passed away the day of this airing. Rest in Peace 🙏🏽 🎷

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 25 днів тому +34

    "Brain damage from coaching football." I sure do hope that comment gets back to Tommy Tubhead.

  • @silverpurkat
    @silverpurkat 25 днів тому +13

    As an Irish woman who went to college in Boston. Steve is spot on 😂😂😂

  • @waiotahi52
    @waiotahi52 25 днів тому +6

    Trump keeps his eyes shut, not because he is asleep, but he believes if he can't see anyone, they can't see him...

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 25 днів тому +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 25 днів тому +65

    Melania lock her room 🤣

  • @user-un4zm6mu2o
    @user-un4zm6mu2o 25 днів тому +47

    You're knocking it out of the park, Stephen.
    I wish you still taped two shows on Thursday. I never tune in on Fridays anymore, knowing that it will be a repeat. 😢

  • @Flegetanis
    @Flegetanis 24 дні тому +2

    "Performative Holiness" -- That's a great phrase.

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva 25 днів тому +2

    Stephen, we want you, Kimmel & Seth to go to the courthouse & sit in the room where trump is & freak him out!!!

  • @osburnsa
    @osburnsa 25 днів тому +22

    The little David Sanborn tribute at the end was much appreciated by this lifelong fan. 😢

  • @margarethooten3007
    @margarethooten3007 25 днів тому +80

    Cohen has nothing to hide.

    • @RM-eg1ed
      @RM-eg1ed 25 днів тому +13

      Not anymore. I don’t really think much of him as an individual but I will give him kudos for taking accountability for his part in all of this. He did his time and no doubt lost a lot on a personal level. Tough lessons learned on his part. Too bad his family had to suffer as well.

    • @margueritemccann8580
      @margueritemccann8580 25 днів тому +5

      @@RM-eg1ed Very well stated. I agree with both you and Margaret 3007.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 25 днів тому

      Cohen’s book “Revenge” is about the revenge Trump took against Cohen for finally coming clean.

  • @JaYxNuT
    @JaYxNuT 25 днів тому +1

    5:43 Performative Holiness is a great line.

  • @honeybozo
    @honeybozo 25 днів тому +1

    That outro was classy !!!
    RIP David Sanborn
    🙏🏽😊🕉❤️

  • @felicialightfoot2380
    @felicialightfoot2380 25 днів тому +30

    Writers are the foundation of the show.

  • @Iluthra
    @Iluthra 25 днів тому +38

    Next time mtg tries to take out johnson, Dems will sit back and let her. This is your chance, mtg!

  • @agreenaway3754
    @agreenaway3754 25 днів тому +1

    Nice send out for Dave Sanborn. RIP…

  • @0tto9
    @0tto9 25 днів тому +1

    '...two titilating?'
    Thank you Stephen

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb 25 днів тому +11

    NDA = "Not did anything!" 😅

  • @namelia4439
    @namelia4439 25 днів тому +25

    HEY!!!! That’s not fair to the Keebler Elf…

    • @robguttridge6591
      @robguttridge6591 25 днів тому +6

      The Lucky Charms leprechaun is a better match for Jeff Sessions, but might have been insulting to the Dubliners on the other side of the portal ....

  • @ilovefountainpens
    @ilovefountainpens 25 днів тому +2

    Happy Belated Birthday Stephen! You don’t look a day over 60…I mean 40!

  • @ginalipkin4849
    @ginalipkin4849 25 днів тому +1

    Inspiring witty real, this is the place to get the news with humour added, so well versed and informed, thank you for your open view and honest reflection on the events from 'that' courtroom. I pray truth, justice and consequences for D.T. happen, he is guilty as hell

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 25 днів тому +16

    The appearance of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions 😂

  • @lynnevanvorce7727
    @lynnevanvorce7727 24 дні тому +1

    Mike “The Coward Johnson” Damn Ramaswampy you got that right the biggest Sham Politician 😂

  • @birdtarektarekbird8736
    @birdtarektarekbird8736 25 днів тому +26

    You're my favorite, Steven.. I just love your show

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 25 днів тому +16

    This sham politician..... perfect!!! 😂 Now.... the brain worm story just ices the cake.... 🙄