Lus Tee was a Maid, Argonian born. For a cold blooded race, her embrace was quite warm. One day an Imperial asked, "where's your uniform?" The tale of Fort Darius was dreadfully tragic. Then the maid set her sights on the city of light, city of magic. She thrust with her shaft Men gaped at her craft When she lept through the air, her tail was raised For some reason the Dunmer yelled "Almalexia be praised." If dare doubt the power of DOOR, You can witness it yourself, Saturdays at seven, Sundays at four.
I love that the replays are uploaded, I can never catch the live streams, so I love that I still get to watch them all! Actually enjoy the streams more than I enjoy the main channel videos
I've only recently found out that on June 2023, one of the original devs for morrowind (Douglas Goodall) went back and added 30 or so quests to the game through a mod called AFFresh. I was pretty amazed that 21 years later one of the OG devs actually did that.
Oh wow, never would have known about that if I didn't randomly see your comment. I'll have to check that out. But yeah, I do kind of wonder how many of the Bethesda devs, if any, continue to play the FO/ES games they worked on years later, let alone mod them.
@@Loli-Knight Yea, kind of like how John Romero actually went back and made a new episode for the original Doom called sigil (and on december 2023, did a sequel to that for doom 2). Warms my heart to see that the OG devs still cared about their creations decades later. Tim Cain (one of the main devs for the original fallout 1 and 2 before bethesda bought the IP, as well as being responsible for arcanium and vampire the masquerade: bloodlines) does have a youtube channel where he talks about a lot of stuff related to the gaming industry.
@@jameswebb907Talking to thje Imperial Legion without wearing the cuirass they give you causes the NPCs to say the (voice acted) line 'Where's your uniform?'. If there are lots of legion NPCs in an area then there are a lot of uniform questions.
So the reason the Dwemer are ash piles in Tribunal is because the whole reason the dwemer went missing after the battle of Red Mountain is due to Kagrenac messing with the Heart of Lorkhan, thus causing the dwemer to become the brass-skin of Numidium. A world destroying artificial god, due to Dwemer seeing the dream aka reality as a prison that didn't exist, that was gifted to Tiber Septim by Vivec after the signing of the Armistice. It was instrumental in Tiber finally conquering the Second Aldermi Dominion and was a major plot point of Daggerfall. The reason I feel the ash piles are still around in the ruins under Mournhold as opposed to why there are no piles throughout the ruins on Vvardenfell probably has to do with the ruins under Mournhold having been sealed and never actually had people going through it as opposed to Vvardenfell where many have been raided or disturbed throughout the ages, especially when Vvardenfell went from being a sealed off sacred land where only Tribunal approved people were allowed to explore it into being a new frontier when the Empire finally got the Tribunal to allow them to develop on it. I am being very honest when I say this is the SHORT version of the explanation for all of this all because ONE ruin in the game has ashpiles lmao
And to further how undisturbed these dwemer ruins were. Almalexia herself thought it was a myth until the attack. The Ash storm machine itself was a myth to her.
That final battle against Almalexia was the perfect culmination of stacking the “tactical nap” and “door spam” accidental gameplay mechanics that Josh is always going on about. Morrowind is broken, but in the best-designed way possible #itjustworks 🧐 EDIT: spelling is hard
So, over the last week or so I have found myself humming the Morrowind theme from time to time but each time about halfway through it kept morphing into another theme song from a movie and I was wondering why. Then I tried listening to the Morrowind theme at 1.75 times speed and now I believe Hans Zimmer totally Palworlded the song!
There was something about murdering a king, leaving the room, paying £80 and then coming straight back in and looting his corpse down to his bare ass while his guards stand around indifferently that made me laugh very, very hard.
Door tactics reminded me of my first RPG experience. Fallout 2, Navarro, Enclave, tons of powerarmored soldiers and plasma turrets. Step on one of the elevators, ride up, start combat, shoot once, ride down, combat ends. Repeat until out of enclave soldiers. Same shenanigans quarter of a century ago. A bit easier to do in a turn based game, but it is funny how similar the experience and the solution was.
Fun fact: you can learn Drain Skill and craft a spell to temporarily drain any of your own skills down to zero. Why would you want to do this? Trainers will charge you based on your skill level. If your skill is zero, your training is basically free. Once the spell wears off, you will retain the bonus from your training.
3:37:20 lus-tea spends like 8 days solid in the fabricant room here lmao ths crawling into the sewers to constantly sleep instead of using an inn is also one of the consistently funniest things about this part of the run, truly argonian behaviour also being so strong the high ordinator breaks his shield blocking s single spear thrust is very badass
If you resurrect the Imperfect during the fight with Almalexia, it will attack her as soon as her AOE damages it. There's something poetic about Sotha Sil's creation (effectively his child) avenging him against his betrayer. However, in my play-through she did follow me through both doors. I had quite a few mods going though, so one of them may have "fixed" her critical weakness to doors.
I like that people started contemplating abuse of power and how a god could work. Also of interest was to hear the take on the lack of emotion being the difference between gods and demi-gods, because it showed how the thinking changed over time. That idea and its self-evidence is a modern thought that became convincing in areas with some kind of Enlightenment. Most of the time people did not distinguish sharply between gods and humans and also a lack of emotion was not required.
Seeing josh play this game made me want to play it again. I beat gaenor by summoning a bonewalker that drains his str and i used disintaagrate weapon till he did almost no damage then fought him in melee useing healing over time spells to not die
I watched this live and had to watch it again here. Door Strat is the most kookoo bananas thing I've seen on Josh's channel, and I feel like that's quite an achievement.
Fallout New Vegas is the real Fallout 3. It is the direct sequel of Fallout 1 and 2. And just like its predecessors it has a big emphasis on the RPG elements Edit : The ordinators bit is pure comedy lmao
SATURDAYS AT 7, SUNDAYS AT 4! I'm loving these replays, I can't often watch the streams on time- but you got me replaying the game. I checked off the Fighters Guild, Thieves Guild, and House Hlaalu... And might take on the main quest soon? Eventually? I might tackle the Temple first though cx
It's been longer since Skyrim to now, then since the first Elder Scrolls to Oblivion. It's taken them longer to make 6 than it took them to make every other game combined.
it's funny, level scaling is basically the quantum ogre of video games. if the enemies are level 2 no matter where i go, then it doesn't matter where i go. i didn't make a decision.
Different people have different tastes. It's genetics. You either like coffee or you don't lol. Someone who dislikes coffee saying it tastes bad for them isn't wrong, it is just a fact. It's like the whole thing with cilantro tasting like soap to some people, in that same vein coffee tastes like dirt to some people.
He's going to kick him self in the ass when he finds out he gets a house. I had complete sets of armor, all my writs of execution with skulls, all my awesome weapons, soul gems with high level monsters. He could be stashing all this stuff if he advanced in a guild.
Nah, if you like the taste of coffee, coffee is a very tasty drink. Coffee only tastes like dirt when you don't like the taste of coffee. That said, i love you regardless of whether you do or don't like coffee.
Josh keeps referring to Vvardenfell as the mainland, even moments after reading aloud another character telling him the Red Mountain is on *the island* of Vvardenfell, not "here" on the mainland (where he and that character are) Josh realising Almalexia wants to take credit for Dwemer creations. I mean, that's what all three of them have been doing the entire time, so why stop now? All three are massive PoS's
2:21:28 Yeah, that guy either just wanted some attention/validation or wanted Josh to recommend him an MMO and invented the girlfriend as a cover story because, duh, just talk to her. Either way, methinks he needs to mature a bit
disliked for saying coffee bad (i have liked every other video and will continue to, great job josh & visa) EDIT: okay i turned it into a like after he talked about how good megamind is, you win this time
Oblivion was the worst example of level scaling I've ever seen. Ruined the game for me. Finally feel powerful, and then you run into a random solo bandit in a tent with full Daedric armor. So stupid.
the last thing on autoplay i thought would capture my attention was a random guy playing a game ive never seen. btw you sound exactly like piers morgan
People defending coffee over there deaths are weird. just accept that some people dont like some stuff. or i will tell you all how to exactly make tea and if you dont like tea you are doing it wrong. just let people not like stuff xD
Lus Tee was a Maid, Argonian born.
For a cold blooded race, her embrace was quite warm.
One day an Imperial asked, "where's your uniform?"
The tale of Fort Darius was dreadfully tragic.
Then the maid set her sights on the city of light, city of magic.
She thrust with her shaft
Men gaped at her craft
When she lept through the air, her tail was raised
For some reason the Dunmer yelled "Almalexia be praised."
If dare doubt the power of DOOR,
You can witness it yourself, Saturdays at seven, Sundays at four.
You are 100% going to destroy your game with how you use quicksave, only a matter of time. Come on Josh...
Amazing poetry
Moved me to tears😢❤
@@jeffgriffith9692 that's part of the challenge
Spelled Luss-Tea wrong.
Saturdays at 7,
Sundays at 4,
Almalexia be praised,
now run out the door.
I love that the replays are uploaded, I can never catch the live streams, so I love that I still get to watch them all! Actually enjoy the streams more than I enjoy the main channel videos
I've only recently found out that on June 2023, one of the original devs for morrowind (Douglas Goodall) went back and added 30 or so quests to the game through a mod called AFFresh. I was pretty amazed that 21 years later one of the OG devs actually did that.
Oh wow, never would have known about that if I didn't randomly see your comment. I'll have to check that out.
But yeah, I do kind of wonder how many of the Bethesda devs, if any, continue to play the FO/ES games they worked on years later, let alone mod them.
@@Loli-Knight Yea, kind of like how John Romero actually went back and made a new episode for the original Doom called sigil (and on december 2023, did a sequel to that for doom 2). Warms my heart to see that the OG devs still cared about their creations decades later.
Tim Cain (one of the main devs for the original fallout 1 and 2 before bethesda bought the IP, as well as being responsible for arcanium and vampire the masquerade: bloodlines) does have a youtube channel where he talks about a lot of stuff related to the gaming industry.
bro really named his mod after a dishwasher cleaning solution
Thanks for the tip. Definitely gonna give that a try.
Saturdays at 7,
and sundays at 4m,
His name isn't kevin,
Where's your uniform?
10/10 great improvement and respectful to the source material ♥
can someone explain the history of this because every video has the same comment
@@jameswebb907Talking to thje Imperial Legion without wearing the cuirass they give you causes the NPCs to say the (voice acted) line 'Where's your uniform?'. If there are lots of legion NPCs in an area then there are a lot of uniform questions.
saturdays at 7, sundays at 4, if you want to watch wish henry caville, get wrecked in morrowind once more
@@whiskizyo2067 best
So the reason the Dwemer are ash piles in Tribunal is because the whole reason the dwemer went missing after the battle of Red Mountain is due to Kagrenac messing with the Heart of Lorkhan, thus causing the dwemer to become the brass-skin of Numidium. A world destroying artificial god, due to Dwemer seeing the dream aka reality as a prison that didn't exist, that was gifted to Tiber Septim by Vivec after the signing of the Armistice. It was instrumental in Tiber finally conquering the Second Aldermi Dominion and was a major plot point of Daggerfall.
The reason I feel the ash piles are still around in the ruins under Mournhold as opposed to why there are no piles throughout the ruins on Vvardenfell probably has to do with the ruins under Mournhold having been sealed and never actually had people going through it as opposed to Vvardenfell where many have been raided or disturbed throughout the ages, especially when Vvardenfell went from being a sealed off sacred land where only Tribunal approved people were allowed to explore it into being a new frontier when the Empire finally got the Tribunal to allow them to develop on it.
I am being very honest when I say this is the SHORT version of the explanation for all of this all because ONE ruin in the game has ashpiles lmao
And to further how undisturbed these dwemer ruins were. Almalexia herself thought it was a myth until the attack.
The Ash storm machine itself was a myth to her.
"I'm not a hypocrite, I'm a nuanced and complex individual, shut up!" That got a belly laugh out of me haha
Just when i finished the 5th part. Perfect
Really appreciate the vods. Saturdays and 7 Sundays at 4 just isn't great timing for where I'm at.
That final battle against Almalexia was the perfect culmination of stacking the “tactical nap” and “door spam” accidental gameplay mechanics that Josh is always going on about. Morrowind is broken, but in the best-designed way possible #itjustworks 🧐
EDIT: spelling is hard
So, over the last week or so I have found myself humming the Morrowind theme from time to time but each time about halfway through it kept morphing into another theme song from a movie and I was wondering why. Then I tried listening to the Morrowind theme at 1.75 times speed and now I believe Hans Zimmer totally Palworlded the song!
There was something about murdering a king, leaving the room, paying £80 and then coming straight back in and looting his corpse down to his bare ass while his guards stand around indifferently that made me laugh very, very hard.
I love how Josh didn't think to simply take the armor off
Door tactics reminded me of my first RPG experience. Fallout 2, Navarro, Enclave, tons of powerarmored soldiers and plasma turrets. Step on one of the elevators, ride up, start combat, shoot once, ride down, combat ends. Repeat until out of enclave soldiers. Same shenanigans quarter of a century ago. A bit easier to do in a turn based game, but it is funny how similar the experience and the solution was.
Josh: Fights demons to avoid inn fees.
Fun fact: you can learn Drain Skill and craft a spell to temporarily drain any of your own skills down to zero.
Why would you want to do this? Trainers will charge you based on your skill level. If your skill is zero, your training is basically free. Once the spell wears off, you will retain the bonus from your training.
Almalexia be praised for this excellent VOD
What a nice notification to come home to. Surely this will not impact the assignments I need to work on.
3:37:20 lus-tea spends like 8 days solid in the fabricant room here lmao
ths crawling into the sewers to constantly sleep instead of using an inn is also one of the consistently funniest things about this part of the run, truly argonian behaviour
also being so strong the high ordinator breaks his shield blocking s single spear thrust is very badass
I just realized "visa" is a person in chat and not the company... was pretty confused.
He's the editor for the clips channel
He's the editor for both the clips and this channel
4:32:16 I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Guard was just like, "F your cutscene!"
daily reminder bethesda were shit at making games from the start
@@deenman23 Couldn't be more wrong. The game is great in all ways flaws and all.
If you resurrect the Imperfect during the fight with Almalexia, it will attack her as soon as her AOE damages it. There's something poetic about Sotha Sil's creation (effectively his child) avenging him against his betrayer. However, in my play-through she did follow me through both doors. I had quite a few mods going though, so one of them may have "fixed" her critical weakness to doors.
One of the best shots I used to have in college was: 1/3 Yeager, 1/3 peach schnapps, 1/3 cranberry juice.
Been waiting for this part. Thank you! ❤
I like that people started contemplating abuse of power and how a god could work.
Also of interest was to hear the take on the lack of emotion being the difference between gods and demi-gods, because it showed how the thinking changed over time. That idea and its self-evidence is a modern thought that became convincing in areas with some kind of Enlightenment.
Most of the time people did not distinguish sharply between gods and humans and also a lack of emotion was not required.
I literally just finished #5 and refreshed for this :’)
Seeing josh play this game made me want to play it again. I beat gaenor by summoning a bonewalker that drains his str and i used disintaagrate weapon till he did almost no damage then fought him in melee useing healing over time spells to not die
Pro tip when you play New Vegas: There's an anti crash mod. For your own sanity, please use it.
I watched this live and had to watch it again here. Door Strat is the most kookoo bananas thing I've seen on Josh's channel, and I feel like that's quite an achievement.
Fallout New Vegas is the real Fallout 3. It is the direct sequel of Fallout 1 and 2. And just like its predecessors it has a big emphasis on the RPG elements
Edit : The ordinators bit is pure comedy lmao
Hello Josh "Josh Strife Hayes" Hayes. You missed a Daedric cuirass in Norenen-dur not far from where you found the pauldron
To all who need to know - Josh does indeed receive his uniform at 1:45.
5:57:37 gaynor just starts sprinting at you as soon as you get through the door, "IMMA GONNA GET YOU LUSS-TEA" 😂😂
SATURDAYS AT 7, SUNDAYS AT 4!
I'm loving these replays, I can't often watch the streams on time- but you got me replaying the game.
I checked off the Fighters Guild, Thieves Guild, and House Hlaalu... And might take on the main quest soon? Eventually?
I might tackle the Temple first though cx
It's been longer since Skyrim to now, then since the first Elder Scrolls to Oblivion. It's taken them longer to make 6 than it took them to make every other game combined.
Saturdays at Sundays, 7 at 4.
Im not sure if Josh is quite aware of just how quiet the game is in the recording.
Yeah but otherwise were stuck listening to grinding gears while josh uses the power of "Door" to defeat gods 😂😂
1:04:01 that skeleton stuck his own arrow in his skull !! ! ~~~~ hue
Coffee is the nectar of the GODs! Tea is OK.
Watching this while enjoying my banana flavored coffee ☕️
i would've CRIED if that random guard killed him at 1hp right after all that in the last fight
4:12:18 there's nothing to worry josh
This is actually fun to watch
The power of door is completely whelming
"when you can paralyse him, I can kiss him."
I'll be there for the New Vegas stream.
And by "there" I mean: here.
it's funny, level scaling is basically the quantum ogre of video games. if the enemies are level 2 no matter where i go, then it doesn't matter where i go. i didn't make a decision.
This is easily the best twitch wods I've ever watched
josh, i skipped past to see what volume your hair has achieved, youre not lying.
As a big vod watcher, rather than stream enjoyer I would like to say: We are whelmed by you John Morrowind.
And now we hear about getting an arrow in the knee, such good writing back when bethesda cared. I also have the same fear of water that Josh does.
Josh paid his regicide bounty at a 2.5% discount. A grand total of a mere 78 gold.
Luss-Tea is the Goddess of the Door
Where's your Almalexia, soldier
Just missed his only opportunity to make the most expensive item in the game with Almalexia's soul trapped in Azura's star.
But Josh, Coffee is more important for me than water
saturdays at 7
sundays at 4
Poetry.
I'm in love with your character model, what a game
Almalexia be praised
Different people have different tastes. It's genetics. You either like coffee or you don't lol. Someone who dislikes coffee saying it tastes bad for them isn't wrong, it is just a fact. It's like the whole thing with cilantro tasting like soap to some people, in that same vein coffee tastes like dirt to some people.
He's going to kick him self in the ass when he finds out he gets a house. I had complete sets of armor, all my writs of execution with skulls, all my awesome weapons, soul gems with high level monsters. He could be stashing all this stuff if he advanced in a guild.
well hey I'm playing for the first time so, I appreciate the tip! haha
I love black coffee, any kind really. I'm crazy for tea as well. I'm an caffeine addict that's why lol.
As someone who loves Starfield and Coffee, I've never been more of an oppressed minority.
where is the part 7????? I demand
Almalexia be praised, sera
Does every quicksave overwrite the previous one?
the absolute chaos after you your several week session with Almylexia LOL
I am Queen Saffryn, Interdimensional Dragon Goddess, Commoner :P
The Luss-Tea Tease 04:00:53
this was epic.
Been a fan of ya for a few years now, would love too see Hollowknight played on this channel, if you ever get the itch to play through it.
Nah, if you like the taste of coffee, coffee is a very tasty drink.
Coffee only tastes like dirt when you don't like the taste of coffee.
That said, i love you regardless of whether you do or don't like coffee.
The power of rest
my dude if u go for new wegas u gona have a blast
Josh keeps referring to Vvardenfell as the mainland, even moments after reading aloud another character telling him the Red Mountain is on *the island* of Vvardenfell, not "here" on the mainland (where he and that character are)
Josh realising Almalexia wants to take credit for Dwemer creations. I mean, that's what all three of them have been doing the entire time, so why stop now? All three are massive PoS's
Damn bro you were streaming so long your hair grew
Josh! Josh! Spiff broke Morrowind.
..and I liked when you 69'd Almalexia.
Set hotkeys!!! F1!!
no
YES - Please play Fallout: New Vegas next! Such a great game.
i couldn't imagine smearing some fat-baset lotion into my hair. i wash my head specifically to NOt have it look greasy...
4:32:23 This moment was my favorite. That ordinator is a champ
So can josh not just get a house to store the cool junk he finds and doesn't want to sell?
with a mod, yes. even a castle.
without a mod, yes.
if u dont remember then u should play base first to buid up ur world cognition
Acting Advice 2:22:22 XD
2:21:28 Yeah, that guy either just wanted some attention/validation or wanted Josh to recommend him an MMO and invented the girlfriend as a cover story because, duh, just talk to her. Either way, methinks he needs to mature a bit
Doorowind.
Dooroblivion
disliked for saying coffee bad (i have liked every other video and will continue to, great job josh & visa)
EDIT: okay i turned it into a like after he talked about how good megamind is, you win this time
Its crazy that morrowind looks better than most new games on my pc, I have a shit pc by todays standards but still.
Oblivion was the worst example of level scaling I've ever seen. Ruined the game for me. Finally feel powerful, and then you run into a random solo bandit in a tent with full Daedric armor. So stupid.
get maskars
nice stream,anyway i drin coffe without sugar,milk and stuff,i want to drink coffe not some cacao
Saturdays at 7
Sundays at 4
Josh looks like he hit a blunt
He plays dumb but we know better. Thumbnails show us front and center.
"Coffee is bad" from a guy living in a country where they drink dirty water to dry cookies 😑
the last thing on autoplay i thought would capture my attention was a random guy playing a game ive never seen. btw you sound exactly like piers morgan
People defending coffee over there deaths are weird. just accept that some people dont like some stuff. or i will tell you all how to exactly make tea and if you dont like tea you are doing it wrong. just let people not like stuff xD
i just instaled morrowind but game only have 1024/768 resolution ....cant play like this on whide monitor game looks like a boot
Get the graphics extender (MGE XE)
Use OpenMW
now defeat him without exploits >:3
Josh... you seem kinda sus lately...
Why is everyone still spamming sevens and fours, were on UA-cam and we get inconsistent VoDs... We need more lines Josh
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