I like to think that speedrun Chell is canon, and within moments of getting her hands on a portal gun she starts zooming across the facility, while GLaDOS and Wheatley watch in disbelief.
"Aperture Science would like to remind you that there IS a limit to human capa- DID YOU JUST BECOME A PIECE OF TOAST? ....Testing with you is impossible."
"Aperture Science regrets to inform you that the next chamber is impossible to complete, I am not lying, it is still broken after the stunt you pulled last time, have fun being stuck in this chamber forev- wait, where did you go?"
“cave johnson here. I’ve just received word from the QA department that the airlock doors are not entirely airtight. unfortunately, this means all testing in shafts four through six and the upper half of shaft eight will be suspended for the foreseeable future. in unrelated news, we’re now accepting applications for airlock door engineers, so fill out the appropriate form if you’re interested.”
STOP NAMING ROUTES AFTER FOOD - ROUTES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE NORMAL NAMES - HOW are we supposed to know WHAT THE ROUTE IS FOR if the route is NAMED AFTER MY BREAKFAST? - Want a proper name? We had a convention for that. It was called "adding skip at the end" - "i'm gonna french fry my way into lemonade to do mayonnaise" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Routers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all their fancy tools and video game knowledge (These are REAL Names of routes, done by REAL Portal 2 speedrunners): - Toast???? - Milkshake???????? - Chorus?????????????????? "Hello, I'd like to know how to pancake please" They have played us for absolute fools
@@Buefriedthere is another pancake shot in turret sabotage, where you skip another airlock instead of replacing the turret and waiting for Wheatley to open the door
Wow. I think the two biggest takeaways from this video are that with time, skill, and perseverance, impossible strats become possible and that only 10.5% of Msushi's viewers are subscribed to his channel.
was about to comment the same thing! Im seriously beginning to think that the speedrunners are being held at gunpoint and are giving the minimalest amount of food and water to survive
@2:30 OH COME ON! You could have said "as DemonStrate demonstrated" or something like that. It was _right there!!_ (but in all seriousness, great video dude!)
I can’t wait for the next Portal 2 strat to just be named something like “Ham”. Not even like “ham skip” or “ham clip”, just “Ham”. As a proper noun. Just “Ham”.
Hi, MSushi. Next time, instead of asking to subscribe, ask to soup-scribe and press the like butter. I've heard Portal 2 speedrunners love food tricks.
@@gaspardjarrossayclerc9670 what are you talking about, bluesr is just yet another random internet person with *absolutely no speedrunning history whatsoever (especially not in any game about bugs)*
I am now convinced that there is not a single portal 2 model that doesn't have any flaws or problems. Great video, as always, your essays are extremely good!
In my first playthrough I skipped finding PotatOS in the bird nest by flinging myself precisely over the top of the aperture logo instead of through it when the door opened, so she just randomly appeared in my hand like Wheatley does here 7:52
I love learning about speedrunning for a couple of reasons. One, I'm amazed at the lengths people will go to in order to save small amounts of time, and I'm impressed at the difficult tricks top runners can pull off. And two, I love seeing how different speedrun communities name their strats. Deep down, we're all just nerds who like to play game fast, and even though I don't run Portal myself (yet) I'm a huge fan of the food-themed strat names xD
So you're tellin me *Wheat*ley skip, turned into pancake skip, which turned into toast skip, which was proven to be viable by a guy called Burger? This is like a speedrun lasanga or something
I have a theory: msushi and cant even are the same person. Both use one significant color, nothing else (purple and red). Both had some head to head action in older videos (one beated the other). And again, cant even set a new record, after msushi and the other speedrunners discovered the first skip he explains in this video. And third, u never see both of them at the same time. So my theory is, that msushi and cant even are actually one person, but msushi keeps this a secret to us, bcuz this is his secret strategy to become better by challenging himself, while being a different person... (Sry if my english is bad, its not my native one)
16:07 didn't realize you were up there on the documentary. Always wild to see a WR getting taken by someone you haven't seen before. Explains how you have access to these hilarious DM's
It never ends, just because physicists have been doing physics for thousands of years doesn’t mean they’ve found all the physics, who knows if they ever will. It’s the same for speedrunning. Some old games are simple enough to be solved, but most (including portal 2) are nowhere close.
This guy needs a lot more attempts at speedrunning these videos. If he didnt waste time telling us what we already know this video could be 15 seconds long
imagine wheatley just looking at a crazy human breaking the laws of physics by throwing a portal behind a door, only to then fling itself out of reality and be teleported into its arms to get to glados, and all of that just to skip his monologue
I have never seen something so unhuman until I started diving deeper into the speedrunning community, there's no way that people can perform pixel perfect tricks for an hour long...
when you think that the major skip of the video has been discovered, but you're only 8 minutes into a 19 minute video, you know something really special is about to happen
I like watching these videos because they remind me that people are capable of doing insane things if they try hard enough. And speedrunning is the only place in the world that they try that hard
I LITERALLY said to myself when the door being unopenable was being explained "But, the speedrunners use source wizardry to portal right through the door or something"
This is on the levels of insanity like the 4-2 wrong warp in the original Mario Bros where something that is RTA might seem impossible, but practice makes perfect!
"This strat couldn't be used in full game runs because unlike Wheatley Skip, Wheatley Skip Skip actually skips Wheatley" Ah yes, this Wheatley skip is made of Wheatley
Doesn't this mean that the WR for the chamber after Secret Panel is technically only possible in a full game run where you use the toast skip to start the level and skip the doors slowly opening?
No - the individual level runs are usually done in challenge mode where you start at the intended starting place of the level. I guess if you’re like an ultra speedrun purist - yes you can do the level faster with the toast skip, but the community only really acknowledges challenge mode for IL runs
The parallels between this and what's happening in the mario odyssey speedrun scene are crazy! The SMO WR was a 56:28, with only 3 runners who had a 56. The level night metro had a boss with an unskippable "waiting" phase, but we found a way to clip out of bounds and grab a moon during this phase. The trick saves 7-8 seconds, and now the world record holder is grinding for a sub 56 minute run and got the first WR with this trick with a 56:19 😂small world
I would guess they name it after food because they're playing so long that they've skipped two meals and are hungry by the time they've gotten it down.
Impossible -> TAS only -> one runner does it -> high-level but viable strat
you love to see it
The life of a viable Speedrun trick lol
Sounds like a lot of the Mario Odyssey Minimum Captures run
It just takes one person to find the setup
I like to think that speedrun Chell is canon, and within moments of getting her hands on a portal gun she starts zooming across the facility, while GLaDOS and Wheatley watch in disbelief.
you don't get "DO NOT TEST" on your file for no reason
"It says here in your file you are a speedrunner. Aperture apologises for the inconvenience, for there are no compu- what the fuck are you doing"
"Aperture Science would like to remind you that there IS a limit to human capa- DID YOU JUST BECOME A PIECE OF TOAST? ....Testing with you is impossible."
"Aperture Science regrets to inform you that the next chamber is impossible to complete, I am not lying, it is still broken after the stunt you pulled last time, have fun being stuck in this chamber forev- wait, where did you go?"
@@ABVW92
"I initially wanted to kill you because of my instincts now I'm just upset at you, you're not even doing the tests!"
“cave johnson here. I’ve just received word from the QA department that the airlock doors are not entirely airtight. unfortunately, this means all testing in shafts four through six and the upper half of shaft eight will be suspended for the foreseeable future. in unrelated news, we’re now accepting applications for airlock door engineers, so fill out the appropriate form if you’re interested.”
I absolutely read that in his voice too
@@HimitsuYami lol me too
perfectly written lmao
@@HimitsuYami Yes
If you have been working on any of those levels we have a new liability release we need you to sign.
4:16 the cut off at "What the fu-" is so perfect
He can't keep getting away with it!
me when i portalbumped in portal revolution accidentally: what the fu-
STOP NAMING ROUTES AFTER FOOD
- ROUTES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE NORMAL NAMES
- HOW are we supposed to know WHAT THE ROUTE IS FOR if the route is NAMED AFTER MY BREAKFAST?
- Want a proper name? We had a convention for that. It was called "adding skip at the end"
- "i'm gonna french fry my way into lemonade to do mayonnaise" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Routers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all their fancy tools and video game knowledge (These are REAL Names of routes, done by REAL Portal 2 speedrunners):
- Toast????
- Milkshake????????
- Chorus??????????????????
"Hello, I'd like to know how to pancake please"
They have played us for absolute fools
Kryzhau loves routes being named after food confimed
Who let you out of Triple Laser?
isn't there another skip named pancake? I feel like I might be making this up but I swear
@@Buefriedthere is another pancake shot in turret sabotage, where you skip another airlock instead of replacing the turret and waiting for Wheatley to open the door
@@Buefriedalso love rain world 🌧️ ⚙️ 🐈 ⚙️ 🌧️
Wow. I think the two biggest takeaways from this video are that with time, skill, and perseverance, impossible strats become possible and that only 10.5% of Msushi's viewers are subscribed to his channel.
how tf did you see this vid 15 hours early?
the true first comment
@@mattpatt4976 2024, and people still don't know how UA-cam works. Patreon/Discord. Early link to private video.
How are you already 16h ago?
@@hen069 Early access private link
"This strat was initially called Wheatly skip skip, because it skips Wheatly skip" had me laughing for no reason
(why is this comment so popular???)
The SMO community did something similar with “Dino Skip” and “Dino Skip Skip” or “DSS”
Just you wait until you find out about Wheatley Skip Skip Skip
“unlike Wheatley skip, Wheatley skip skip actually skips Wheatley”
@@Vanex798 the meme didn't end there, as both 2dss and 3dss exist
I love skip skips in any speedrun, the whole "we worked out this skip and even named it, but now we just skip it" is hilarious.
6:40 that's gotta be the smoothest a youtuber has ever done that bit, respect
Ay wassup tabby
9:08
That one game designer in 2009 or something: “meh, who’s gonna notice that 1px gap in a door? Lets call it a day“
Speedrunners in 2019: “ah-ha!!!”
Yeah, except thatzsz grotrdzsz nothing to do with game-designrerdzsz lol, luckily just a mistake from the 3D modeler.
probably justzsz*.
@@SimoneBellomontewhy are you doing that blud
@@xbigjeffe bro talks like a homestuck troll
The fact that the modeler probably didn't notice the gap either means no one knew before it was discovered by accident much later.
1:45 saying this in a serious video essay voice made me laugh so hard for some reason
*Screen fades to black*
THIS CHAMBER IS BORING
Speed runners naming strats
Complicated name that accurately describes the strat: 👎
food: 👍
except this one actually does both lol, at least for pancake shot
was about to comment the same thing! Im seriously beginning to think that the speedrunners are being held at gunpoint and are giving the minimalest amount of food and water to survive
@@incineration5003 honestly i wish i could get such a flat pancake, mine are usually like 5 milimeters tall
BOOB:
whereas GD speedrunner cycles: jcak
This dude is second place on the leaderboard and he didn't mention himself once. What a humble legend
Speedrun communities are so kind and cute fr, like look at sr community of trackmania
@2:30 OH COME ON! You could have said "as DemonStrate demonstrated" or something like that. It was _right there!!_
(but in all seriousness, great video dude!)
I can’t wait for the next Portal 2 strat to just be named something like “Ham”. Not even like “ham skip” or “ham clip”, just “Ham”. As a proper noun. Just “Ham”.
Going ham
gonna ham my way into a pancake and do a wheatley skip skip rn
In portal 1 there's a skip that's just named egg
@@physicschaosdev Gesundheit
@@somerandomchannel2669in portal 2, theres a skip named boob
Hi, MSushi. Next time, instead of asking to subscribe, ask to soup-scribe and press the like butter. I've heard Portal 2 speedrunners love food tricks.
Golden comment, holy
B.O.O.B
toast skip
pancake shot
egg
@nameless...................... WHAT
@nameless...................... dude what
IT'S A GOOD DAY TO BE AN MSUSHI FAN. great video :D
how are you getting by undercover in another speedrunning community
yoooo its blue whaaat
@@gaspardjarrossayclerc9670 what are you talking about, bluesr is just yet another random internet person with *absolutely no speedrunning history whatsoever (especially not in any game about bugs)*
its always a great day to be an msushi fan
@@Foxyroboand he DEFINITELY loves collecting every piece of money in any video game and does NOT avoid any(especially in games about bugs)
I am now convinced that there is not a single portal 2 model that doesn't have any flaws or problems.
Great video, as always, your essays are extremely good!
I mean, it IS cave johnson
@@infernalorange8807fair
I began to believe that Valve left all these holes in the collision box SOLELY to mess with speedrunners
In my first playthrough I skipped finding PotatOS in the bird nest by flinging myself precisely over the top of the aperture logo instead of through it when the door opened, so she just randomly appeared in my hand like Wheatley does here 7:52
I love learning about speedrunning for a couple of reasons. One, I'm amazed at the lengths people will go to in order to save small amounts of time, and I'm impressed at the difficult tricks top runners can pull off. And two, I love seeing how different speedrun communities name their strats. Deep down, we're all just nerds who like to play game fast, and even though I don't run Portal myself (yet) I'm a huge fan of the food-themed strat names xD
So you're tellin me
*Wheat*ley skip, turned into pancake skip, which turned into toast skip, which was proven to be viable by a guy called Burger?
This is like a speedrun lasanga or something
r/Brandnewsentence
Waiting for my whopper, sir.
My brethren have forged these names with our blood, sweat and tears. You dare mock our naming of these "strats"?
I am bread.
I have a theory: msushi and cant even are the same person. Both use one significant color, nothing else (purple and red). Both had some head to head action in older videos (one beated the other). And again, cant even set a new record, after msushi and the other speedrunners discovered the first skip he explains in this video. And third, u never see both of them at the same time. So my theory is, that msushi and cant even are actually one person, but msushi keeps this a secret to us, bcuz this is his secret strategy to become better by challenging himself, while being a different person... (Sry if my english is bad, its not my native one)
real
"this level is just a cutscene, we cant skip it"
the advanced portal 2 speedrunners: and i took that personally
no way he made a toast skip video 💀
Thank you Sushi, not only for being an excellent runner, but am excellent documentarian of all this.
Your videos about speedrunning are just fascinating. 13 Years of work to get to an awesome skip explained by Msushi. Thank you!
6:40 oh you smooth fuck, im gonna join the 10.5% just because of that clip!
New drinking game: Watch every Msushi video and take a shot every time they say "_____ was thought impossible"
that amount of alcohol would kill you
That would kill you twice
This is life changing! Thank you MrSushi!
MY LIFE IS CHANGED
Using the Celeste song “awake” during the “wake up” segment is so clever
CELESTE MENTIONED
16:07 didn't realize you were up there on the documentary. Always wild to see a WR getting taken by someone you haven't seen before. Explains how you have access to these hilarious DM's
"This strategy is humanly impossible"
😑
"...but it saves 0.2 seconds"
😳🤯😲😯😮😦😧
its been 13 years and were still finding glitches for this game
It never ends, just because physicists have been doing physics for thousands of years doesn’t mean they’ve found all the physics, who knows if they ever will. It’s the same for speedrunning. Some old games are simple enough to be solved, but most (including portal 2) are nowhere close.
@@CantEven As a physics student, can confirm.
The portal 2 speedrunner theory
@@CantEven What is physics if not attempting to find exploits in reality?
@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK More like trying to reverse engineer the game's code
Great video!
hi burger40
Omg you’re the guy
brugruer froty
12:41 hold up! his writing is fire?
lmao I just came back and watched ur implosion skip video after not watching ur content for months, great timing!
i’ve literally been rewatching all ur videos recently i’m so excited to watch this when i get off work tn ^_^
Also thanks a bunch for having real actual non-auto-generated Closed Captions on your videos! They really help out my ADHD ass ^_^
Babe wake up. Msushi dropped new portal video
Why am I watching this, I finished Portal 2 twice- once with help, second by myself- and left pretty much forever
This guy needs a lot more attempts at speedrunning these videos. If he didnt waste time telling us what we already know this video could be 15 seconds long
imagine wheatley just looking at a crazy human breaking the laws of physics by throwing a portal behind a door, only to then fling itself out of reality and be teleported into its arms to get to glados, and all of that just to skip his monologue
4:14 “what the fu-“ Pera0culos - August 25 2016
I have never seen something so unhuman until I started diving deeper into the speedrunning community, there's no way that people can perform pixel perfect tricks for an hour long...
"We may have found our needle in the haystack, but this needle seemed much too sharp" ✏️🔥
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I love videos like this! Being able to see the cool glitches used is nice, but also seeing how they changed and evolved over time is very nice too!
6:16 *_HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!_*
"portal 2 speedrunners should stop naming things after food"
-mSUSHI
I always love when skips are found by accident
The person who performed the actual skip being a kesha fan makes so much sense
yesterday i was looking for one of your videos for the first time in like 1 month. great timing!
Love the content dude i wish i was able to do crazy stuff like this, always interesting to see the crazy things speedrunners come up with
The minute I hear "Baba is You" music, I like.
when you think that the major skip of the video has been discovered, but you're only 8 minutes into a 19 minute video, you know something really special is about to happen
moral of the story: somebody please feed the speedrunners they are starving
Thanks for another great video!! I always get so excited when I see an upload
seeing runners find in-engine cutscene skips is always great. Amazing video
Just finished portal 2, so glad that I can finally watch these amazing videos!
I like watching these videos because they remind me that people are capable of doing insane things if they try hard enough. And speedrunning is the only place in the world that they try that hard
Awesome Video!
OH MY GOD MSUSHI MY CHILDHOOD PORTAL VIDEOS FINALLY YOU HAVE POSTED AGAIN
I LITERALLY said to myself when the door being unopenable was being explained "But, the speedrunners use source wizardry to portal right through the door or something"
Moral of the story
The fear of british machines will increase our velocity
The "tas only" to "mandatory for serious wr attempts" pipeline is real
It's a good day when Msushi downloads and an even better one when the Celeste Music starts kicking in
ah, love the Baba is You music, gives good vibes, without the headaches of actually playing the game
This is on the levels of insanity like the 4-2 wrong warp in the original Mario Bros where something that is RTA might seem impossible, but practice makes perfect!
Msushi video schedule: yes.
I really love these documentary videos, please make more!
“For no logical reason whatsoever” homie has zero knowledge of source prop collision.
us toast skippers are tight
I love living in a world where there are video essays about the progression of 1 single speed running trick
"stop naming stuff after food" "no"
"This strat couldn't be used in full game runs because unlike Wheatley Skip, Wheatley Skip Skip actually skips Wheatley"
Ah yes, this Wheatley skip is made of Wheatley
Man these videos get me pumped, speedrunners are just SICK lol, how do you even find that and manage to do it?
lovin these portal vids, just found ur channel. Man I got a vid comin out where I use that same ftl music, excellent choice!
I imagine when Krzyhau discovered that hole, he was like "hey guys, look at how tight this hole is"
Ive been waiting for another upload for a while
Huge missed opportunity for Wheatly "Skip Skip Skip"
YESSS ANOTHER MSUSHI VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS :D
Yo new Msushi video time to stay up watching
You need to upload more I love this
I feel like this video was uploaded way before February of this year
After 8 hours, it paid off 10 seconds. 10 seconds in-game are worth 50 billion years IRL.
16:07 I swear he just does this to brag that he was second on the leaderboard, and I’m here for it
Doesn't this mean that the WR for the chamber after Secret Panel is technically only possible in a full game run where you use the toast skip to start the level and skip the doors slowly opening?
No - the individual level runs are usually done in challenge mode where you start at the intended starting place of the level.
I guess if you’re like an ultra speedrun purist - yes you can do the level faster with the toast skip, but the community only really acknowledges challenge mode for IL runs
I loved the Waterlessmelon part of the video, looks like he's really good at portal 2 speedrunning
I agree @FreezaiPokemon haha i wonder if he's single... 😳
@@wingulldm haha true! btw are you single?
grass
That one Valve employee who forgot to close that gap is a unknown hero.
6:42 holy hell that cta is so smooth and creative hahaha
"What the fu-"
Every pioneer speedrunner ever.
0:57 baba is you...
flag is
baba is win
you
wall is stop
rock is push
@@nameless......................Bro... Baba is you is so nostalgic, I cry every time I hear about it, bcuz I played it in my childhood too
@@nexarsji is cry
The parallels between this and what's happening in the mario odyssey speedrun scene are crazy! The SMO WR was a 56:28, with only 3 runners who had a 56. The level night metro had a boss with an unskippable "waiting" phase, but we found a way to clip out of bounds and grab a moon during this phase. The trick saves 7-8 seconds, and now the world record holder is grinding for a sub 56 minute run and got the first WR with this trick with a 56:19 😂small world
"Portal 2 speedrunners love naming things after food" ah, like the Box Out Of Bounds Skip.
I would guess they name it after food because they're playing so long that they've skipped two meals and are hungry by the time they've gotten it down.
this trick is "toasted" by the speedrunners, the trick literary lives up to it's name
"This Chamber is boring [It's just listening to Wheatley talk for over a minute]"
Bold of you to assume that's boring
BRO Msushi dropped, I can't be happier
Poor Wheatley. This was his big moment, and you left him.
2:30 "As Portal runner DemonStrate demonstrates" was right there
Love the video ✨️
(And the FLT soundtrack 🙏🙏)