10 Ways to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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  • @IDABAYAREA650I
    @IDABAYAREA650I 7 років тому +1671

    *... dont ever forget.. zombies arent the biggest threat in a Zombie Apocalypse, its People..*

    • @1otonhammer38
      @1otonhammer38 7 років тому +41

      Said the man who was tragically eaten by a Zombie. Whilst watching other people. EDIT: Too soon?

    • @mr_bear_876
      @mr_bear_876 7 років тому +22

      IDABAYAREA650I It’s Either Other People Or People Who Betray You... Edit: Is That What You Mean By People As A Huge Threat?

    • @duniaalawadi6158
      @duniaalawadi6158 7 років тому

      Steven Matthews humans are zombies and it not false usually the problem is fighting people for shelter or whatever

    • @thebulk6674
      @thebulk6674 7 років тому +5

      Why Glen why

    • @anon366
      @anon366 7 років тому

      IDABAYAREA650I because people becomes zombies

  • @dusk4819
    @dusk4819 7 років тому +217

    1. Don't go solo
    2. Go up not down (to flee)
    3. Practice room clearing (+doing drills)
    4. Learn non-verbal signals
    5. Pick appropriate weapons
    6. Have fun
    7. Armour up
    8. Always keep food and water on you
    9. Get in shape
    10. Start preparing now

  • @alphaampharos2403
    @alphaampharos2403 6 років тому +352

    The scariest day for me will be when the zombie apocalypse happens and be being really confidant then realize zombies are able to open doors.

    • @lachy6734
      @lachy6734 6 років тому +32

      Yeah or if the zombies run like faster then horses and jump on you

    • @thecheesewheel4755
      @thecheesewheel4755 6 років тому +1

      Yeah bru

    • @datgirlmeredith5370
      @datgirlmeredith5370 6 років тому +4

      Alpha Ampharos same here 😂 that's why you can lock them

    • @donovanfox7752
      @donovanfox7752 5 років тому +1

      Or sprint

    • @TheGameO47
      @TheGameO47 5 років тому

      That's why u put locks smartass

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 6 років тому +274

    Armor: wear padded pants preferably tactical trousers(military), cargo pants, or even jeans. Wear a leather jacket. Hiking boots or running shoes, and fingerless gloves

    • @consume_egg1338
      @consume_egg1338 6 років тому +4

      Killerworm99 Gaming actually your best bet with armor would be a simple hazmat suit.

    • @adudenamedfelix.182
      @adudenamedfelix.182 6 років тому +9

      And if you don't have access to either, put on a leather jacket, jeans, and steel toe boots then cover the jacket and jeans with a triple payer of duct tape.

    • @adudenamedfelix.182
      @adudenamedfelix.182 6 років тому

      *Layer

    • @lilminecraft2667
      @lilminecraft2667 6 років тому

      Killerworm99 Gaming i doubt you have all of those.

    • @s6443
      @s6443 6 років тому +6

      Killerworm99 Gaming dont forget a bat named lucille

  • @UnRec0gnizabl3
    @UnRec0gnizabl3 6 років тому +384

    why is it giving me the feeling that its going to happen? who else agrees?

  • @akashmc
    @akashmc 7 років тому +114

    I didn't know that zombies could use UA-cam... They have already disliked this video

  • @xer0143
    @xer0143 7 років тому +64

    Sneaking that TWD advertisement in there was spot on Matthew 👌🏼

  • @jade-cg1db
    @jade-cg1db 7 років тому +445

    Even if your baldness would give them easier access, your white teeth would blind them

  • @user-xz9fw6lk3p
    @user-xz9fw6lk3p 6 років тому +126

    I would easily survive, I can eat anything, I also bite back.

    • @gemmaslade1460
      @gemmaslade1460 6 років тому +4

      That is what my brother said because a canetode and he was like can I bite it back and he is14

    • @gemmaslade1460
      @gemmaslade1460 6 років тому +1

      I mean a canetode bit him

    • @nyxangelo5012
      @nyxangelo5012 5 років тому +2

      that's kinky

    • @introvertedspider4857
      @introvertedspider4857 5 років тому +3

      and actually die due to bacteria

    • @mrdanial3676
      @mrdanial3676 5 років тому

      So are you saying you're a zombie human commenting right now

  • @Shirou230
    @Shirou230 3 роки тому +5

    Here is some tips from me:
    1.stay at your home for 2-5 days to let the spread Cool down a bit
    2.learn the zombies's behavior
    3.go out side with mele weapon and one gun(emergency only)
    4.find/make stronger weapon
    5.only group up with people with 2-4 people(5-10 if all of you have great Bond an each one of you have good ability)
    6.dont stay at one place. Move every 1-5 days and if you run out of place go with a boat,map,and compas
    7.reproduce(try to repopulate the humans)
    Hope this help

  • @sw4ginc4rn4te
    @sw4ginc4rn4te 7 років тому +129

    "It could be 10 years from now, 1 year from now, or... Tomorrow" *jumpscare sound effect* 😂😂😂😂

    • @equalprox474
      @equalprox474 6 років тому

      Ana Lee or maybe Right Now.....

    • @shessomethingelse1639
      @shessomethingelse1639 6 років тому +1

      It has already happened. Since the first IPhone got published. People have been walking like zombies for almost a decade now.. With their phones

    • @acutepatootie2677
      @acutepatootie2677 6 років тому

      Thank goodness for warning me before watching the video!

    • @SimonRiley135
      @SimonRiley135 6 років тому

      Wanna team up , Ana ?

    • @cattyo112
      @cattyo112 6 років тому

      Simon Riley rip me we dont have weapons shops in my country...

  • @reritheguy6756
    @reritheguy6756 7 років тому +42

    Best way to survive the zombie apocalypse is go to Ikea. There's wifi which is always nice, there's food water and furniture, you can use sports equipment and parts of furniture as weapons, and most importantly Ikea isn't just a shop, it's a warehouse meaning it's easily defencible.

    • @rayannaeem1130
      @rayannaeem1130 7 років тому +4

      Reri the Squid Gamer they told me no

    • @ethan3052
      @ethan3052 6 років тому +3

      That is actually a very good plan! However, staying in the same place where food will slowly become inedible is not such a good plan, it’s better to stay on the run and group with other survivors

    • @MaytheOcean
      @MaytheOcean 6 років тому +1

      if it's the apocalypse, there won't be anymore wifi! there won't be anyone to run the source of power such as electricity or anything. So no one to create electricity so no wifi anymore

    • @jasminegoertler9549
      @jasminegoertler9549 6 років тому

      There would be no WiFi so electronics will be useless unless you pan on throwing them at zombies faces. And IKEA has too many places to hide

    • @Iwishihaddonethisbefore
      @Iwishihaddonethisbefore 6 років тому

      Reri, Lord of Memes hundreds of other people will also go to Ikea. This will mean that food will run out quickly and there is a much bigger chance of attracting zombies

  • @michaeljohnserica2247
    @michaeljohnserica2247 7 років тому +362

    How to survive zombie apocalypse when your a kid
    Step 1 get a tree house
    Step 2 get inside the tree house
    Step 3 throw school books at there heads

  • @GenetMJF
    @GenetMJF 6 років тому +153

    Luckily I live in Finland where the population isn't that high. I'd go north to Lapland and hide there

    • @Renegade416
      @Renegade416 6 років тому +8

      ✿MJF✿ If the zombies don't freeze over before reaching anyone first

    • @siiriturunen2630
      @siiriturunen2630 6 років тому

      Same 🇫🇮🇫🇮

    • @chiara9890
      @chiara9890 6 років тому

      suomiu

    • @panzeratom695
      @panzeratom695 6 років тому +1

      Now that’s where the entire population of Finland will go, suddenly that’s a large population.

    • @catlinthomas6773
      @catlinthomas6773 6 років тому +1

      There is a storage base in iceland greenland that holds one of every species of edible plant known to man, so id just go there and grab seeds so that i could grow food myself

  • @danielstack1798
    @danielstack1798 6 років тому +24

    Easy solution for 3 and 4,make armour out of big mac's and full coke bottles
    Pros:armour and food and drinks are always nearby
    Cons:armour is terrible and...bro,that extra weight you put on from that food is not gonna help
    How to get:raid mcdonalds

    • @insanestudios9643
      @insanestudios9643 6 років тому +1

      True it's like fast food human on the go . Lol

  • @vaeined121
    @vaeined121 7 років тому +73

    Is planting peashooters an option?

  • @bengoldberg8451
    @bengoldberg8451 7 років тому +16

    Get 3 books and a large survival kit. The books are a Boy Scout manual, the official army survival guide, and a book on edible plants with pictures.

    • @kob6912
      @kob6912 7 років тому

      No. The books are all War And Peace. Get throwin’

    • @erica3456
      @erica3456 7 років тому

      The one and only, British SAS Survival Guide covers the topics of all 3 of those books you mentioned.

    • @thecelticcrone7927
      @thecelticcrone7927 7 років тому

      The one and only ..OR...
      You can just take someone like me along. I learned from the best, my mom...she was a Holistic Botanist.

    • @Blackpheonix99
      @Blackpheonix99 7 років тому

      Honestly the army survival guide just covers the basics of what the army teaches not all of it entirely but they have a book in the states that covers all three I think it's called "the ultimate survival handbook" or something but nothin beats being taught by the pros and actually doing it before hand. And good ol fashioned prep. A bug out bag is just a good thing to have in general a singular place that you keep all your stuff.

  • @vindictotentoria8102
    @vindictotentoria8102 7 років тому +9

    Some good survival tips:
    5) Have supply with you always but make it light
    4) Keep clean at need
    3) Aim the side of the zombies head, not forehead (the side is twice softer than forehead)
    2) Practise what you need to practise (physical AND psychological)
    1) Avoid life saving for your own cost (if your loved one is infected, kill him on the spot. Don't risk it)

  • @thegoodstuff1634
    @thegoodstuff1634 6 років тому +27

    Everyone thinks they’ll be some amazing zombie apocalypse survivor, but in reality ninety nine percent of those people will be dead about a month after everything goes down.
    If it goes down.

    • @ryanspirits4597
      @ryanspirits4597 4 роки тому

      kill joy but very true 😂😂😂😂🤘☢️☣️

  • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
    @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 6 років тому +37

    *Have fun*
    "Guys let's go pretend we're some Fire Emblem characters because we're weaboos that go kills zombies"

  • @bakerzane3055
    @bakerzane3055 7 років тому +1586

    Lets be honest if you’re a zombie you will be triggered right now 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
    Edit: Thanks so much for likes also a big thanks to matt for his amazing videos that keeps on motivating us. :)

    • @RetR-ko5bi
      @RetR-ko5bi 7 років тому +10

      lol ye

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 7 років тому +27

      Anonymous Baker the only the realms triggering me is your mis-spelling of "you're"

    • @xxxgamingbroxxx554
      @xxxgamingbroxxx554 7 років тому +3

      Anonymous Baker your that guy that was like OMG I POOPED MY PANTS

    • @Duckkishcult
      @Duckkishcult 7 років тому +2

      Triggered

    • @kranny9297
      @kranny9297 7 років тому +4

      gamers in a container says the guy who said “the only the realms LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DMBArunimIshan
    @DMBArunimIshan 7 років тому +231

    A zombie already disliked the video
    Edit:300+ zombies now

    • @noob-si1ln
      @noob-si1ln 7 років тому +7

      Arunim Ishaan lol very true

    • @definitelynotthereall1405
      @definitelynotthereall1405 7 років тому +3

      Arunim Ishaan 47 zombies dislike this video than

    • @FxZHype
      @FxZHype 7 років тому +2

      67 zombies disliked!

    • @gravityx999_9
      @gravityx999_9 7 років тому +2

      72 now bro

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 7 років тому +2

      It's up to 93 zombies, I think you started something....

  • @user-xz9fw6lk3p
    @user-xz9fw6lk3p 6 років тому +101

    What happens when you turn into your elder years, 70+?

    • @Daniel-kc2sf
      @Daniel-kc2sf 6 років тому +9

      Then you start reading books

    • @lt5up3r42
      @lt5up3r42 6 років тому +5

      Oh a dead body turns to nothing in a few weeks so you'll just be alone with your teammates

    • @josephfortner7074
      @josephfortner7074 6 років тому +14

      Already dead unless you’re fit, got a trustworthy group, or a valued skill

    • @TheFlamerWolf
      @TheFlamerWolf 5 років тому

      Give them cookies

    • @introvertedspider4857
      @introvertedspider4857 5 років тому +1

      Then you die of old age if youre smart or get easly killed

  • @elioh8254
    @elioh8254 4 роки тому +6

    if the zombie apocalypse happened, Matthew would be lucky to be bald, he couldn't get his hair caught. because he has none

  • @kjh_sf
    @kjh_sf 4 роки тому +14

    Why am I being recommended this now after the COVID-19 virus, years later by UA-cam?? :/

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 7 років тому +183

    Go to Crazy Russian Hackers house???

  • @trashley-ix5xr
    @trashley-ix5xr 7 років тому +44

    How to survive the zombie apocalypse
    Be Matthew Santoro.

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 років тому

      SomebodyWow
      No,that gives them more access to your brain.

  • @familyispowerful574
    @familyispowerful574 7 років тому +168

    You're still a majestic narwal Matt if anyone says you aren't STAB THEM WITH YOU HORN OF FACTS AND LAUGH OVER THEIR CORPSE...I mean what??

  • @MikkiMagic
    @MikkiMagic 6 років тому +23

    Guys.. if you ever find yourself in a situation similar to Walking Dead S7 where the group is basically being help prisoner, GO MOBILE AND LEAVE. Seriously, there’s a whole empty world out there. And I know you might not know what’s out there but come on, there’s places like the Midwest where we have guns and ammo galore. Plus out here, there’s lots of land and not a lot of people. But I’ll be here. So beware. MY group comes first.

    • @hunterloosbrock7620
      @hunterloosbrock7620 5 років тому

      midwest FTW!

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 роки тому

      @Gerard Rietdijk 🙄

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому

      Go to an island

    • @MikkiMagic
      @MikkiMagic 4 роки тому

      @@blankblank5409 yes, an island because islands are generally filled with resources, miles upon miles of fertile land.
      (I'm being sarcastic)
      Not that it's a terrible idea, the isolation would be good, but depending on how large your group is (how many of your friends and family you want to keep alive) you'll be making a lot of supply runs. Again, not a bad thing, but less people around means less security. More people on runs means less security. Less security means bigger target.

    • @SleepysSnakes215
      @SleepysSnakes215 3 роки тому

      Good luck fighting the people thinking the exact same thing you're thinking.

  • @anonymousbosch9035
    @anonymousbosch9035 6 років тому +8

    It's rumored that the US military has a contingency protocol for a zombie epidemic...

  • @niles4656
    @niles4656 7 років тому +10

    1. Go to a gym
    2. set up treadmills facing all directions away from you
    3. sorted 😎

    • @lorekeeper8117
      @lorekeeper8117 6 років тому +1

      Niles why does that sorta make sense but the treadmills are pretty heavy

    • @fatdoink6915
      @fatdoink6915 6 років тому +1

      Wouldn't the zombies just fall over then climb over each others bodies and eventually get to you slowly?

  • @LostInSteve
    @LostInSteve 7 років тому +38

    I love zombies, but I'd be probably dead in less than a minute if an apocalypse happened

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 7 років тому +2

      LostInSteve yeah because loving them makes it hard to hurt them

    • @LostInSteve
      @LostInSteve 7 років тому +1

      Jonathan Joestar Exactly!

    • @AntiSaikotic
      @AntiSaikotic 7 років тому

      LostInSteve I hate humanity so this shouldn’t be hard

  • @arandomperson8903
    @arandomperson8903 7 років тому +295

    A game that can help you is deadrising because in the games you make your own weapons so if you have no weapons on you make your own

    • @krazyg1910
      @krazyg1910 7 років тому +53

      Best time to ride my small pink tricycle through the undead horde

    • @ellaslife8384
      @ellaslife8384 7 років тому +2

      Crow awa lol

    • @FeckinSkratcheR
      @FeckinSkratcheR 7 років тому +1

      Crafting: 100%

    • @dom-ru5cc
      @dom-ru5cc 7 років тому +1

      garchomp gamer games and more Yeah but is someone really gonna make a big sledgehammer chainsaw?

    • @arandomperson8903
      @arandomperson8903 7 років тому

      D.C. Demons i dont know you could just be creative

  • @whatthefish2082
    @whatthefish2082 5 років тому +14

    0:48
    "Experts agree"... What experts did he talk to?

  • @majakolpe4680
    @majakolpe4680 5 років тому +6

    This may be my favorite video, well, ever! Its fun, its interesting and the way you advertised that game didnt make me think “ugh another ad” it made me think “i would like to downloade that game...”. I think im ready to start preparing the zombie apocolypse!!!🤩🧟‍♂️

  • @MarkieLeesta
    @MarkieLeesta 7 років тому +35

    The world is too ready for a zombie apocalypse.

  • @TheDiamondInvader
    @TheDiamondInvader 7 років тому +99

    I guess they put the make up in the survival kit so you can get your zombie wife something lovely.

    • @21servent11
      @21servent11 7 років тому +2

      The Diamond Invader necrophillia at its finest

  • @anti-roxas850
    @anti-roxas850 7 років тому +52

    *Someone should send this video to Carl!!!*

  • @hyperplayz-sw9cx
    @hyperplayz-sw9cx 6 років тому +7

    There's another way
    1. go up a high tree
    2.get your gun
    3. Live up there
    4. One day get out...
    It kind of a way
    Tell me if anything bad happened if u follow!

  • @Ryanmiaku
    @Ryanmiaku 7 років тому +1

    One thing I love about Zombie Apocalypse survival tips: they work great for other situations, like natural disasters or large scale rioting. Any situation where you need to work harder to survive can benefit from tips like these.

  • @LoganPosthumous
    @LoganPosthumous 7 років тому +24

    Howabouts hiding in The Winchester and waiting for the whole thing to blow over?

  • @Misterrobbie1
    @Misterrobbie1 7 років тому +21

    U have the best 10 videos on youtube, hands down

  • @peter-radiantpipes2800
    @peter-radiantpipes2800 7 років тому +12

    Spears where the number one weapon throughout time in armies. Keeps your distance. Stabbing humans or zombies far more effective. Easy to use and learn. Yet no one use em on shows.

    • @Nm-oz2hy
      @Nm-oz2hy 6 років тому +1

      Peter E I wonder why

    • @fallenvoid2212
      @fallenvoid2212 6 років тому

      They used them for zombies to walk into in the walking dead

    • @fatdoink6915
      @fatdoink6915 6 років тому

      Yea try pulling that long John out of that bois chest

  • @Harryworldd
    @Harryworldd 5 років тому +5

    You line the outside of your house with running treadmills so when a zombie tries to break in it wont be able to get past

  • @peckidna9936
    @peckidna9936 6 років тому +11

    Vultures eat dead things so have a pet vulture lol

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 7 років тому +39

    There's a lot of debate on what the best zombie-killing weapons are.
    Weapons dependent on making the target bleed out or fall unconscious are bad decisions when facing down zombies, as it's likely these will have no discernible effect on them. What you want to use are weapons that disable the zombie's movement, so that even if it's unkillable, it still can't keep coming after you. This includes weapons that reliably break bones or cut off limbs on each swing or shot. Bows and spears are a no go, as are most firearms.
    Another factor to consider is that you're facing down a bio-hazardous foe. You'll want to avoid getting any part of them on you. So avoid weapons that are likely to make a huge flying mess of the zombies. That means no explosive nor motorized weapons. But blood splash is still a risk with more mundane bludgeon weapons as well, such as sledge hammers and baseball bats.
    This leaves two remaining viable options: swords and axes. But what's the best? Well, consider the possible targets. Unless you're near a military base, it's unlikely the targets will be armored. They'll be slow and relatively easy to hit. Finally, it'd actually be very easy to face off against just one at a time, even with an entire horde nearby, because zombies would likely have the worst attention and memory problems you've ever encountered and be easily distracted by loud noises, only to forget its original target was ever there to begin with. Whatever zombie-killing weapon you pick, make sure to keep it sharp and be careful when cleaning it.
    All in all, zombies are ridiculously easy to deal with. The biggest problem they cause is when people in important society-maintaining positions get turned, such as power plant workers. In any post-apocalyptic scenario, the biggest threat you'll ever face will never be zombies, but rather, other people scavenging for the same resources and being unwilling to work together for the survival of as many humans as possible. So, in a zombie apocalypse, get your group to work together well and gear up for possibly having to face off against hostile humans.

    • @bleffengaming1661
      @bleffengaming1661 6 років тому

      Oh yeah, you say the biggest threath would be other people, so why should you use a sword to fight other people when the real people might have explosives and guns?

    • @Kindrick
      @Kindrick 6 років тому +2

      The sword's just for killing zombies. You gotta prepare for the people too. That's why I said, "gear up for possibly having to face off against hostile humans."

    • @lavvycr
      @lavvycr 6 років тому +1

      Grab a 40 caliber machine gun in the top of a tank

    • @maziigotit1873
      @maziigotit1873 6 років тому +1

      You sir have earned an subscriber

    • @Lon3Ghost
      @Lon3Ghost 6 років тому +2

      How mad do you think he would be if I simply said “k”

  • @GxWatts
    @GxWatts 7 років тому +94

    Didn't you already make a video like this already?

  • @maddragon3076
    @maddragon3076 7 років тому +14

    get a cross bow, buy a house in the Woods by a lake, put up an Electric fence, learn hunting, stock up on clothes and medicine.

    • @ironicprofilepic6367
      @ironicprofilepic6367 6 років тому +1

      Crossbows will take time to reload just one bolt, electric fences will need some source of power, medicine will eventually expire, and it totally depends on where in the woods you want your house to be. Instead, keep a variety of weapons in your safe space, stock up on water, and set up your home (wherever it is) with certain defences for certain scenarios. Dig ditches around your home to prevent large groups from getting to you, make traps that will alert you of trespassers or infected, and store supplies in convenient locations should the need arise or if you need to quickly evacuate.

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 6 років тому

      Maddragon Hunting? Hunting would be useless during a zombie apocalypse as the wildlife would be infected as well. If anything it would be to learn farming.

    • @itgetsworsetm9856
      @itgetsworsetm9856 6 років тому

      yahp

    • @shnkgamingyt115
      @shnkgamingyt115 6 років тому

      canadian warfare

  • @lucian6231
    @lucian6231 6 років тому +31

    Ok...Ima start goin to gym not because my mom told me to... but because I don't want to be killed in the zombie apocolypse... 😜

  • @catiej4816
    @catiej4816 6 років тому +1

    *Some other tips*
    -Cover your body with duct tape. Avoid taping the joints, it will restrict your movement.
    -put on a wet suit. They have strong material that will not be so easy to bite through.
    -leather. Leather is a tough material as well.
    -avoid using a gun ALWAYS. They are loud, and that will attract more zombies. Use bats, batons, knives, etc. instead. They make less noise and are a bit easier to use if you don't have any experience using a gun.
    -when going up stairs, destroy the stairs behind you, so the zombies (if they can) will not be able to climb up behind you. Find other means of getting down if you do.
    -Do NOT put your trust in people outside your group. During the apocalypse it can be every man for himself, and people will get what they need one way or another.
    -travel light. Bring only the necessities, because you may have to escape quickly, and cannot afford to be weighed down by unnecessary supplies

  • @Duranivines
    @Duranivines 7 років тому +23

    When Zombies will Come and Eat him and he will make a video how to eat human easily lol

  • @swastikarya941
    @swastikarya941 7 років тому +796

    Play L4D2 and you'll understand how to survive 😂😂😂

    • @MARTINREN1231
      @MARTINREN1231 7 років тому +71

      oh you mean shoot at a general direction then pray that they will not reach you?

    • @mandyrose6439
      @mandyrose6439 7 років тому +15

      swastik arya I love left 4 dead

    • @thedream4010
      @thedream4010 7 років тому +37

      Always kill the Witch first

    • @mandyrose6439
      @mandyrose6439 7 років тому +28

      Kenshan Tolefree avoid the boomer

    • @montmurillo8291
      @montmurillo8291 7 років тому +30

      Pills here!

  • @hashslingingslasher5299
    @hashslingingslasher5299 6 років тому +64

    Katana is my prefered weapon in this scenario

    • @d0wnward_sp1ral
      @d0wnward_sp1ral 6 років тому +6

      L.E.G The New Michonne

    • @d0wnward_sp1ral
      @d0wnward_sp1ral 6 років тому

      Jackson Lundquist what's your problem...are you jealous that you don't have a katana?

    • @stevenbass5519
      @stevenbass5519 6 років тому +2

      Melee weapons, in my opinion, aren't ideal if a real world Z-apocalypse happens... You're only exposing yourself to a zombie's biohazard, which can infected you... I think quiet ranged weapon such as crossbows or even slingshot (easiest weapon to travel with and can wreak havoc for a kids's toy) will be great... If I have to use a melee weapon, a hatchet is a good option (since you can throw it) or a makeshift spear...

    • @lilibethcalledo8305
      @lilibethcalledo8305 6 років тому +1

      L.E.G I will commit suicide

    • @fatdoink6915
      @fatdoink6915 6 років тому +3

      Katana, great for getting it stuck through a zombie heart then getting killed.

  • @Kabbage69420
    @Kabbage69420 4 роки тому +1

    2:57
    that one idiot watching this in the outbreak: *slowly wipes coca cola off armor*

  • @Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow
    @Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow 4 роки тому +2

    "Zombies are terrible at climbing ladders!"
    *laughs in Elytra*

  • @KyloZach
    @KyloZach 7 років тому +5

    Well...Time to avoid some Zombie Baldos.

  • @razor5110
    @razor5110 7 років тому +83

    Don't dead open inside.

    • @ethan3052
      @ethan3052 6 років тому +3

      It’s meant to be read as don’t open dead inside

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious 6 років тому

      Animefan1012 I think they know but a ton of people have accidentally read it wrong at first.

    • @bri3708
      @bri3708 6 років тому

      Kimberly Lupercio yupp

    • @sabrinaguzman6201
      @sabrinaguzman6201 6 років тому

      Nick Hayward open inside...hmm..

    • @chromiehomie1327
      @chromiehomie1327 6 років тому

      Nick Hayward YES

  • @roquearellano5266
    @roquearellano5266 7 років тому +50

    Only true fans know that mat already did a zombie apocalypse video when he actually lived in a house

  • @respecttherager4681
    @respecttherager4681 4 роки тому +2

    Just get Sunflowers,Peashooters, Wall-nuts and the rest and watch them help.

  • @stxrk70
    @stxrk70 4 роки тому +2

    can we appreciate how mans slipped that ad in so smoothly

  • @MrFear-nj7xl
    @MrFear-nj7xl 6 років тому +39

    I guarantee that Walter white would save us from the zombie apocalypse. You know exactly why

  • @ryancuttingham3882
    @ryancuttingham3882 7 років тому +10

    More videos about pop culture creepy things and stuff like this please

  • @anotheridiot4646
    @anotheridiot4646 6 років тому +5

    My way to get good cardio:
    well it's not a good idea to get my friend (masku) mad if do it just know... *THAT LITTLE SH*T CAN RUN*

  • @recommendedforyou2936
    @recommendedforyou2936 3 роки тому +1

    A zombie apocalypse is an introverts paradise

  • @prodigalson6166
    @prodigalson6166 6 років тому +2

    Thank you! This is a great video and I always use the zombie apocalypse analogy to teach my kids how to be prepared for a disaster. It's a really fun way to prepare for a disaster, including a breakdown of society where people start rioting.
    I am a veteran of the US Army and there are real world applications to these 10 tips!
    I love the game Walking Dead no man's land and I also enjoy last day on Earth.
    Thank you for this video you can bet I am texting it to my kids. I also want to thank the creators of Walking Dead no man's land for sponsoring this video.

  • @mrtjwitdabs6949
    @mrtjwitdabs6949 7 років тому +5

    The word “zombie” has never actually been said in the walking dead.

  • @joyjoyy3
    @joyjoyy3 7 років тому +19

    CARL!

    • @teenysfashion03
      @teenysfashion03 6 років тому +1

      Jo Jo COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARL

  • @tigermemes6300
    @tigermemes6300 6 років тому +19

    1st if it happens there extremely slow and there bones break in a few hours

    • @jeffreylessard7538
      @jeffreylessard7538 5 років тому

      And unlike fools in a ml or we go into it knowing shoot them in the head and don't for the love of God see if the strange hunched over groaning person is ok....bam do those things right from the start.and pandemic level never happens

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 4 роки тому

      And there are huge amounts of flies and they could eat the zombies since they’re you know...
      *walking corpses!*

  • @neonzebra3059
    @neonzebra3059 6 років тому

    I know you had a rough time for a bit and still might be but i just wanted to say how much i appriciate you and your videos. You just make me smile so much and i just really enjoy you and your channel

  • @Tbone-bv3wg
    @Tbone-bv3wg 6 років тому +1

    When the Zombie Apocalypse does happen, this will be a VERY useful training video! Thank you Matt!!

  • @freezingfire1800
    @freezingfire1800 7 років тому +20

    So build a giant treehouse or baracade a hardware store, make a farm, have a water filtering system by a lake. Have melee weapons, and silenced guns and bunch of friends. Later make giant walls around our area and just chill after that and try to survive.
    That's my method of survival

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 7 років тому +2

      *KIO* *KKKENNN* I'm going to your house.

    • @rosefrance5685
      @rosefrance5685 6 років тому

      Limit Breaker Mark count me in

    • @Grinch556
      @Grinch556 6 років тому

      Limit Breaker Mark silenced guns aren’t truly silent

    • @ACM1PT95
      @ACM1PT95 6 років тому

      Limit Breaker Mark cool ! Do you have the budget ?

    • @freezingfire1800
      @freezingfire1800 6 років тому

      Christian Rowbotham it's the apocalypse, why would there be any stores open, just take what can.

  • @moodedits769
    @moodedits769 7 років тому +20

    I love your videos keep it up❤️✨

  • @kaiserwilhelm3933
    @kaiserwilhelm3933 7 років тому +23

    Get the Russians and their allies, the zombies have never faced an srmy of that size and strengh. Just imagine those thounds or millions of zombies fighting 15.000 Russian tanks. (And in Russia, everything is so heavily armored, that nothing can destroy it)

    • @butcanyoudothis3320
      @butcanyoudothis3320 6 років тому +2

      Kaiser Wilhelm America has the strongest military might though ..

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 6 років тому

      W H E R E I S Y O P A R E N T S but the apocalypse starts from inside, a good percentage wouldn't even be able to outrun the zombies without running out of breath

    • @bonbonandbonnet4295
      @bonbonandbonnet4295 6 років тому

      Russia and america have insane weapons and fighter jets

    • @_spt-warwolf_4575
      @_spt-warwolf_4575 6 років тому

      Yeah, but zombies aren't good in the cold, Russia has General Winter

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 6 років тому +2

    Also Hollywood and games are on our side:
    Resident Evil zombies = headshot
    World War Z zombies = infect yourself with something else
    Walking Dead zombies = wait for them to rot and decompose
    Flood from Doctor Who = avoid the water
    Flood from Halo = just have energy shielded power armour and Combat Evolved Shotgun for small infections, fire the Halo Array for Keymind level infection

    • @radiantlegend9242
      @radiantlegend9242 5 років тому

      nah bro if resident evil zombies and mutations were real there would be zero chance

  • @stromz5912
    @stromz5912 6 років тому

    kid tries to shape up
    parents: have u watched that fighting again!
    kid: no Matthew Santoro

  • @supergenius6256
    @supergenius6256 6 років тому +16

    How to survive the zombie apocalypse as Dallas: Lots and lots of medic bags

    • @fallenvoid2212
      @fallenvoid2212 6 років тому

      MrCoach101 and weapons to cut you limbs off

  • @riteshram74
    @riteshram74 7 років тому +5

    He advertised the game so well, that I didn't notice.

  • @shootergaming117SG
    @shootergaming117SG 7 років тому +4

    Love your bids matt, always makes my day, thanks :)

  • @Weaponizedbattletoaster04
    @Weaponizedbattletoaster04 Рік тому +1

    Camouflage with their guts: You’ll hardly have to fight them if they think you’re one of them

  • @whyamihere3865
    @whyamihere3865 5 років тому +1

    6:23
    Me **looks at picture**
    Also Me: "perfect!"

  • @manuelrojas1674
    @manuelrojas1674 7 років тому +5

    I need my daily dose of original content

  • @cockroach4943
    @cockroach4943 7 років тому +84

    Zombies will dislike, survivalists will like, regular people will comment

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 7 років тому +1

      4D Stuff What about a regular survivalist zombie?

    • @ninjaweretiger4273
      @ninjaweretiger4273 7 років тому

      Well I'm good I know marital arts both Shaolin Kung Fu and Bujinkan Ninjutsu. I also know survival. xD

  • @hayasakiuwu9191
    @hayasakiuwu9191 7 років тому +4

    I'm your long time subscriber so i already know u already made a video on this :)

  • @darthcaedus9130
    @darthcaedus9130 5 років тому +1

    "Legolas, 2 already."
    "Im on 17."
    "What? I wont have a pointy ear elf outscoring me."
    "19."

  • @n.kgaming5042
    @n.kgaming5042 6 років тому +1

    That intro definitely made my day😂😂😂

  • @ALFAbombA_bomb
    @ALFAbombA_bomb 7 років тому +6

    Thank you now I know how to survive

  • @corruptedplayz9892
    @corruptedplayz9892 7 років тому +4

    In Singapore gums are prohibited. So if an apocalypse happens, don’t flee to ASEAN. Just a tip :)

  • @YunisSaenz
    @YunisSaenz 7 років тому +15

    Who remember the original?

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 7 років тому +2

      Yunis1016 Saenz
      Me. Where he said keep a toothbrush right?

    • @YunisSaenz
      @YunisSaenz 7 років тому

      Jonathan Joestar yup

  • @orania8033
    @orania8033 6 років тому

    Other people have done this type of video and haven't watched it but as soon as I've seen you've done it I clicked so fast 😂😂 Much love Mattew 🖤

  • @JunkionMarnot2005
    @JunkionMarnot2005 7 років тому

    Ahhh, back to the classic Matt template. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
    Sad so many people left......but I’m still here......

  • @lorrisnzouakeu5823
    @lorrisnzouakeu5823 7 років тому +7

    This channel rocks!
    Like, comment and subscribe to his channel!
    I love promoting Matt's channel.

    • @thingstalk2159
      @thingstalk2159 7 років тому +1

      why are you promoting his channel on his video... People here are already his subs lol

  • @stevor6
    @stevor6 6 років тому +5

    i'm SCARED !

  • @zoro6278
    @zoro6278 6 років тому +21

    Well I always have zombie dreams so I can see also when I’m asleep I have this strange feeling when I dream about this

    • @franciscolupercio9963
      @franciscolupercio9963 5 років тому +2

      Same i always have zomie dreams that feel so real

    • @lunamoon1976
      @lunamoon1976 5 років тому

      Same

    • @catarinasuarez3475
      @catarinasuarez3475 5 років тому

      popking101 skrt!! Are they fast or slow (weird question lol just super paranoid for some reason)

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 роки тому

      Same I always have dreams about zombies or bombs or aliens and they always seem real but the zombies in my dreams are usually slow but some are fast

  • @tahliaroberts2296
    @tahliaroberts2296 4 роки тому +1

    Bug out bag supplies
    1.flashlight
    2.batterys
    3.underwear,bras ,pads ect
    4.soap
    5.toothbrush (bc staying clean is a big factor)
    6.a little bit of clothes that fit
    7. Rope
    8.caned food (because it takes a lot longer to go off than any other food)
    9.water bottle(s)
    10.medication
    I could have forgotten some stuff so if anyone sees this and has ideas sup

  • @mytoesitch8256
    @mytoesitch8256 7 років тому +2

    This reminds me of the beginning of the movie Zombieland when he's explaining his rules for a zombie apocalypse

  • @thingstalk2159
    @thingstalk2159 7 років тому +10

    This'll have *grave* consequences!

  • @Thirty3mad
    @Thirty3mad 7 років тому +5

    Is it still necrophilia if she's a zombie???
    *TOP TEN ANSWERS SCIENCE CAN'T ANSWER*

  • @mr_bear_876
    @mr_bear_876 7 років тому +13

    TV Shows And Movies? I Think You Forgot Videogames As Well...

  • @cosmobane6995
    @cosmobane6995 7 років тому

    "Zombies are bad at climbing"
    You may tell that to the shibito or yamibito of the Siren franchise. They can function normally as they once were

  • @maltevingborgnielsen7252
    @maltevingborgnielsen7252 6 років тому

    Thanks for making this video! now im ready for a zombie apocalypse!