German and German accent✅ French accent✅ Italian accent ✅ Russian accent✅ Japanese (fooken weeb) ✅ Chinese transition music✅ A shaolin monk and a gamer✅ Porn enthusiast ✅ Spicy meme boi ✅ What more can you ask for?
Okay so I was just looking around but I only saw the Shaolin videos. I was NOT PREPARED for the level of shenaniganery going on here. "Long story snort" freaking killed me.
Dude, don't change for anyone. If someone is offended by your humor, that's on them. You will make the rest of us laugh, and we will keep asking for more. :)
I was gonna say the same thing. It took me a while though to realize what he did :D Gotta say, im also a new "accidental viral video" sub, but his humor and personality seems great. :D
A guy with Chinese blood that lives in Germany and has an English channel that was in a Shaolin temple for 3 years and has a great a sense of humour and the first joke is about Hitler... You and I would get along, my friend...
Honestly you have this power to cure my depression with your funny jokes and editing. Unlike Spiderman or Superman you are a real person and you are my hero. Not many people can say they saved a live. Yes making someone laugh and not kill themself is saving a life.
5:18 an intellectual I see. Real shit tho this review was so good it was possibly my favourite one of ur videos so for keep up the great work rantoni banoni
time for the acg hunt. ill edit the comment when i find him EDIT: so i was watching the first half thinking to myslef: wow, he really stepped his game up this time. i might need to rewatch it to find acg, and then his head was on goat in the center of the fucking frame for 5 seconds. as a wise man once said... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. what do you mean i should just watch the video and have fun? there is no such thing as fun.
Ranton, ganz ehrlich mich interessieren 90% von den Spielen die du reviewst null, aber dein Humor und editing ist einfach der Hammer und ich Waffel mich immer weg xD
Being a Greek 16 year old, I really enjoyed this game, specifically seeing all those people, events and places I've learned so much about in school come to life.
LMAO I watched your shaolin temple video first I thought u were a hard-core training warrior then I watched this I realised your just a spicy memer also idk if I spelt shaolin wrong or right cuz I've literally only seen it like twice in a manga lol
13 hours in and loving it so far. The graphics are amazing but I cannot shake the feeling that Origins looked better. I really love the way AC has evolved. Btw Great and funny review as always.
Radek Náprstek Nah AC2 - AC Revelations and then after AC Black Flag were the best games. All after black flag were cancer, lost feeling of AC. This game feels like just a greek game or some shit not assassins creed.
This game was seriously amazing, my fav. since the Templer's games they made back in the day The underwater DLC i honestly didn't make it past 2 hours...after 40+ hours of saving the world on the normal stuff i was burnt.... Seriously though great game.. Used to hit up the King's town where he locked himself in all day and would start city wide Rome fights to pick up chicks, sadly most chicks ended up on my dagger, and no the small one....
Holy shit the amount of effort put into this video is astounding man. Made me laugh out loud multiple times. Well done!
Shmolty I thought this was a cuck free zone
Thanks man! Glad u enjoy it 😊
Hey Shmolty, is Dom
Damn you told him hahaha
Ay it's shmolty
I like how the Greek "translation" of the sections were just curses in Greek.
God I love this channel.
Auto
Yes me too Panagiotis Kavvouras
Malaka😅
Well if I remember correctly filthy Frank used the same sections except in Japanese
German and German accent✅
French accent✅
Italian accent ✅
Russian accent✅
Japanese (fooken weeb) ✅
Chinese transition music✅
A shaolin monk and a gamer✅
Porn enthusiast ✅
Spicy meme boi ✅
What more can you ask for?
Dan amazingly accurate
this man is soooooo capable
13:45 Dont forget arabic when he said sharmoot and kahba lol 😂
*He's the youtuber we do not deserve, but the youtuber we need*
MORE MEME
some say: how does this guy have a wife
me: how does this guy not have 3 wifes
Right
Correct my friend
wives*
Cuz he ain't Muslim, dem. Nigga get 4
clover harvest you can have up to 4 wives but that is not necessary, if you want to live with one you can live with one.
2:03 „You jump on a boat but no tiger“ lmao that pi reference
The most underrated channel on UA-cam.
thank you
I though you wrote 'uneducated' xD
Ranton give the man a heart!
Honestly
I whole heartedly agree
Okay so I was just looking around but I only saw the Shaolin videos. I was NOT PREPARED for the level of shenaniganery going on here.
"Long story snort" freaking killed me.
Why are you the most entertaining reviewer on the planet.
Even better than dunkey?
Straight up was gonna say this myself
@@nathantwomey9239 not even close babyyy
PotatoCato straight up baby, who is this dunkey donkey you talk about anyways
05:13 my favourite bit about this whole video
the cut outs at the end are perfect xD
Yeah same
Me too, The part where he drools though hahahaha XDDDDDDD
Literally had me crying lmaooo
1:47
"One day when Alexios was just a young B O I"
This is called legendary editing
Bro stop lying we know you a shaolin hokage just jump over that wall like you did in Crouching Tiger.
Thirsty? No problem, have a diet *spear*
LOL how this have no comment so many like s
Dude, don't change for anyone. If someone is offended by your humor, that's on them. You will make the rest of us laugh, and we will keep asking for more. :)
Exactly! But sadly, in this age, to be big star you have to be politically correct or you are branded as heretic for having different opinion
@@davidyo7598 Exactly! You can't even shout racial abuse at people in the street without people calling you bigoted. It's ridiculous.
The wtf did i just read lmao🤣🤣
@@yoosh9034 Wait.... what.... lol
@@yoosh9034 uhhh
From a BBC documentary poping up in the recommended to one of the best game reviews channels. noice
Other youtuber struggle to stretch minutes mark while this man make ultra packs overkill content videos that are well structure. pure genius
Ikr
The bounty on the head joke made me laugh *WAY* more than it should have.
Hey what are u doing here?
Same
I was gonna say the same thing. It took me a while though to realize what he did :D Gotta say, im also a new "accidental viral video" sub, but his humor and personality seems great. :D
Thomas was a good man
I know, I didn't deserve that
A guy with Chinese blood that lives in Germany and has an English channel that was in a Shaolin temple for 3 years and has a great a sense of humour and the first joke is about Hitler... You and I would get along, my friend...
Fanht floht, faraht!!!
Or whatever
WAIT HE LIVES IN GERMANY? I'm new to the channel btw. ANYWAY, WHERE DOES HE LIVE? i mean i probably get a train ticket and meet this absolute legend
@@FoxyBoxery fahnen flucht..... Verrat
@@jakubwojcik5957 hes born in germany and lives there yeeees
Johny Silverhand he aint safe from me now
"You can climb anything and by anything i mean 4 skin"
Im dead 😂😂😂😂
wafle stomper wwwtttffff that was literally foreskin he was clinging on too wttfff lmao
That triggered me since i was forcefully genital mutilated.
@@jx4219 Nobody asked, get over yourself.
@@DravicPL ok but did i ask bruh
Jx42 so was i... when i was born... it’s called circumcision...
I'm a french guy and the "Zeus ma bite" part made me sneeze my coffee.
What it mean
What does it mean
Zeus sounds a lot like suce wich means suck in baguette, so he used it to say suck my dick basicaly. The editing made this even better.
never rush your reviews there gold..... congrats on 100k subs
100K? I wish boi :D
@@RealRanton
Don't worry bro you will just keep uploading and you will get 100k and more
Not the right (there)
Ranton sometimes werden Wünsche wahr :)
Triggered Npc , 130k+ subs now. Ranton is awesome.
5:18 LEGEND
Honestly you have this power to cure my depression with your funny jokes and editing. Unlike Spiderman or Superman you are a real person and you are my hero. Not many people can say they saved a live. Yes making someone laugh and not kill themself is saving a life.
Well what else do you expect from a fucking shaolin kung fu master who speaks german
gay
I cant believe im being called gay by some dude who plays world of digimon
@@ravagethelegend6217 REKTTT
Ravage TheLegend I agree
3:50 "untill it splits like a shpagat" shpagat is split in Russian, "split like a split" *GENIUS*
XP101 in german to
Same in sweden
When you are male and mage a schpagat in Germany you hurt your balls. Not good :(
it means rope or twine in czech
Who in the name of
A L A B A M A H O T P O C K E T
God: So what language would you like to speak?
Ranton: Yes
5:18 an intellectual I see.
Real shit tho this review was so good it was possibly my favourite one of ur videos so for keep up the great work rantoni banoni
RIP Thomas
@Thomas Daniel Campbell No no you shouldn't
Ranton is like that one friend you really liked in middle school, but your mother thought he was a bad influence... Because he was...
hahahhah
Who in the name of
*A L A B A M A H O T P O C K E T*
3:40 The Javelin joke had choking 😂😂😂
Crip Killer pilum*
I didnt get it. Can you please explain it?
@@nowhy4001 Jav is a Japanese Porn
The fact that he laughed on the word Javelin twice made me laugh so hard
time for the acg hunt. ill edit the comment when i find him EDIT: so i was watching the first half thinking to myslef: wow, he really stepped his game up this time. i might need to rewatch it to find acg, and then his head was on goat in the center of the fucking frame for 5 seconds. as a wise man once said... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
what do you mean i should just watch the video and have fun? there is no such thing as fun.
😂😂😂
Food review
Here have a diet ah- SPEAR
Man i swear to you that when i was reading your comment he said that
Eduardo Alexandrias lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eduardo Alexandrias don’t forget the frAnKfUHrt fAHraT
Hello, my name is FAHNENFLUCHT, VERRAT!
5 seconds in and I'm already having trouble breathing 😂
16:05 though. Such a great scene.
1:00 😂😂😂
I love how u use Conor quotes in almost every video
Just found you because of the marching fire expansion pack and I must say. Damn lmao ur a badass
Oh you too???? Lol seems like we are members of the initiated
Yall are late
That’s how I found him too
Mom: go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid 5:13
Ranton, ganz ehrlich mich interessieren 90% von den Spielen die du reviewst null, aber dein Humor und editing ist einfach der Hammer und ich Waffel mich immer weg xD
Waffle brine shrimp cooter rot shitytit pickle rike...
oh oh okay....
Heil ranton
Duitsland - Holland 0-3 😀🇳🇱
@@Aemond2024 well its fine, I am both, German and dutch
Dude i come back to your reviews every now and then..theyre genuinely very entertaining
17:33 his laughter is stuck in my head 😖I’m going to make it my ringtone 😃
My new favorite youtuber, god this guy is great
Being a Greek 16 year old, I really enjoyed this game, specifically seeing all those people, events and places I've learned so much about in school come to life.
what a juicy review, well done Rantoni
thanks!
This is the real UA-cam, where people actually have fun while making content.
7:44 actually sounds like khabib
because he impersonated khabib
Yup
Killing it Rantoni! This was amazing, keep up the good work :)
thanks!
Liking before the video even *starts*
everytime
Appreciate that !
Ranton vid. Comes out life on pause.
You have the most impressive edit skills in all youtubers that I watch. Awesome job man,you deserve more subscribers!
6:07- i swear you are gonna make me pop a blood vessel for laughing too hard
FAX!💀😂
0:55
My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is saved.
"Oh, you thirsty here have a diet - SPEAR!!!"
LOL 😂 I'm crying 😂😂1:37
I’m never actually here for the explanation of the games I’m just here because of the Funny ass edits👌🏿👌🏿
7:30 he just absolutely styled on him.
Not playing Griechischer Wein at least once. Absolutely disgraceful!
12:20 you can find that eye in the world by killing a goat😂 it's so rare and I found it
my gf at the time found it before i did 😭
Love that laughter. 16:01 !!!
When he said "sharmoot" and "ahba" at 13:50 I fckin lost it 🤣🤣 I laughed so hard. (those words are Arabic btw)
@Nazim Dean its used typically in egypt and its better you not know it...
You're the best!!! You're literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh!! Thanks dude!
This man is the GOAT of reviews
16:05 cover your eye's 🙈
Too late...he got me
And laughed in my face ...
I absolutely love that laugh 😂😂
3:43 I got that one.
Who didn't, some lowlifes
Username checks out
I cracked when he said call the cops.. i sill cant move on😂😂
Oh mann die ganzen Einspieler ,das ist einfach nur köstlich und versüsst mir den Tag. Lange nicht mehr so gelacht! Danke Mann ^^
Finally an Odyssey review I agree with.
8:16 HAD ME WEEK 😂😂IM GREEK AND THAT MEANS VAGINA😂didnt even except that coming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jim DIY week bravo re ellina
I cracked up with the greek translations
Malaka!
Irish boys unite
LMAO I watched your shaolin temple video first I thought u were a hard-core training warrior then I watched this I realised your just a spicy memer also idk if I spelt shaolin wrong or right cuz I've literally only seen it like twice in a manga lol
Probably the funniest reviewer on UA-cam 🤣
5:08 made me laugh my ass off especially seeing how many takes it had
My dude, I like the way u do things. You seem almost like a real person in this ocean of fake people called youtubers. EZ subscribe
5:26 I laugh spit my coffee 😂😂😂
I watch a lot of utubers reviewing games and Ranton
Ranton: "or you can crouch on them to avoid scrambled eggies between the leggies."
me between wiping tears of laughter from my eyes: *hits subscribe*
UFC 229 references on point
“I’m not saying it involves ‘child labor’ but it totally does!” 😂 that got me
13 hours in and loving it so far. The graphics are amazing but I cannot shake the feeling that Origins looked better. I really love the way AC has evolved. Btw Great and funny review as always.
Radek Náprstek ya the HDR in particular is not as good
@@MrPainterboy69 Yea, but rock textures seem worse too and the grass could also be more dense but I don't wanna nitpick. It looks great overall.
Radek Náprstek Nah AC2 - AC Revelations and then after AC Black Flag were the best games. All after black flag were cancer, lost feeling of AC. This game feels like just a greek game or some shit not assassins creed.
This game was seriously amazing, my fav. since the Templer's games they made back in the day
The underwater DLC i honestly didn't make it past 2 hours...after 40+ hours of saving the world on the normal stuff i was burnt....
Seriously though great game..
Used to hit up the King's town where he locked himself in all day and would start city wide Rome fights to pick up chicks, sadly most chicks ended up on my dagger, and no the small one....
When i see a ranton video i go right to the comments and see all the love and support for him.
11:17 gay in greek
Ναι, το ξέρουμε lmao
You know the song that plays before that part
Duuuude i just discovered your channel!! Ney..i discovered GOLD!!
how the hell did you learn to pronounce arabic swears
Ahmad Jamal he is or was living in germany, even germans learn arabic swear words from all the arab and turkish people living here.
Lol he is speaking straight facts =D
@00:12 you almost had it bud, never give up!!!!
Haha your energy is infectious! Subscribed! 😅🙌🤩
Ich bepiss mich vor Lachen!!!
ich bepiss dich vor lachen
Dam this dude and filthy frank shatter boundaries with their creative comedy.
"We are born in the right generation"
Coronavirus: *ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF*
Wow... just discovered this channel a few days ago, i think is the best in the whole youtube multiverse. ever.
Such underrated channel, you deserve waaaay more subscribers, like at least 3-4 mil
12:20 AC Goat, I see what you did there. Lol!!
5:10 THANK ME LATER
Trained in shoalin and still can’t do head shoulders knees and toes great vids tho 💙💙💙😂😂
Why have i discovered you only now ?
Your videos are sick dude, it's a drug, i want more !
I dont write comments often but this is the best review I have ever watched!!! Too good!!!
Dude I loved the INTRO😂😂😂👌👏
Glad u like it Tyler!
Ranton is the best game reviewer on youtube
Thank you! That means a lot 😘
0:11 Impressive
DUDE love this game, and ya channel keep creating!
Very glad to find your channel. Nice video's😁👍
I love your sence of humor!!! That stuff is hilarious.