I was a caddie all through my teens, you hit the nail on the head with bunch of these. LOL "Nice shot, right up there by me" "Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake"
Clayton Beilfuss I have done two heads in one driving session. Different session I even broke an iron... was an old iron but still 🤷♂️ “why do we play this game?” Lol
The better part is when you have said it like 4 holes in a row and your buddy turns around to look at you in desperation hoping one of these times it actually does
Sage Fly, Great comment! Great great comment! That is so funny and so true. "Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure it opens up over there" is only something a golfer would understand. Damn, that is funny! I would have never thought to bring that comment home, but I have heard it countless times over my 50 years of golf. Hell, I've even said it myself knowing I was deep in the woods. Thanks for the good laugh!
Lorrrd, luv it~ hubby & buddies usually came to our house after 18 holes, and complain complain complain, then say "wow that was a good day! ". I was like, um sounds like .... um ... yah, u guys had fun(?!) ..... Oh and nature, the fresh air and suddenly its 102 - one buddy searching for ball by bushes and trees upset a wasp nest ... another time searching for ball one yelled "baby rattler!!! watch out!!!(not sure what they did of rattler(snake), but even small they at least rattle a little) GloriousGolf (Iam a golfWife-er, or golfWidow? ) woopwoop! (N California) oops, I mean "Ope"
My golf buddies and I enjoy the birdie juice and a few joints during our round, we call it f__ked up golf. The good news, there's always one designated driver.
As someone who grew up playing with my dad and his mens night work buddies, this video is 100% accurate. Dare i say, its to a tee. Edit: From Canada. Not sure where this is set but im sure this is just how golf is everywhere.
right, that all it is until you're a pro then they pretend its a dignified game, unless your john Daily, he plays the game how its meant to be played !
By the third hole I usually know whether I'm golfing or drinking.
Only takes a couple pars in a row !!
Sounds like my dad
Perfect comment, right in line with me.
Truth
You make it to the third hole lol I’m in the parking lot
Best 2 balls I hit are when I stepped on the sand rake. 😂😂
Best line by far
Hella dead
Holes 400 yards out and there's guys on the green, think I'm ok to hit?
Lmfao. Exactly
You wait. Then hit the ball like 30 feet in front of you
I love watching idiots in the fairway taking soooo many practice swings only to duff
Hoogla Boogla 🤕🤕 im just learning
@@paulgeorge1699 duff's drive 100 yes, waits to hit 260 yd approach
@@dudenotcool42 that was me today
I see the knee brace is off. Sounds like someone is ready for a big day out.
Dont touch the likes!😝😝😝(👁👃👁) watching u
yep game of lawn is around the corner
*The intense pressure of people waiting behind you and your one friend is needlessly searching for a lost golf ball*
"We should bring our wives next time" *wheezing*
100% accurate, but he forgot to include those old guys who hit on the cart girls lol
🤣🤣
Definitely
Bruh for real tho😂
Dude this is accurate
Lmao
I was a caddie all through my teens, you hit the nail on the head with bunch of these. LOL "Nice shot, right up there by me" "Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake"
“That’s what we’re here to do anyways, just drink”
That’s perfect
@Bryan Cry us a river mr. yellow teeth
Sabian Vorachev dude that’s not good you should probably do something about that
You watch your buddy take at least 8 shots and lose one in the woods
“Yea just put me down for a 5”
Kevin B lol someone every time 😂😂
“Yeah not using my driver don’t trust that thing. Really bad slice” don’t think I’ve ever golfed with 3 or more people and not heard that
“Don’t trust myself with that thing” same man. Same
After breaking 3 clubs in one driving range session, you don’t understand my fear of anything that isn’t an iron...
Clayton Beilfuss I have done two heads in one driving session. Different session I even broke an iron... was an old iron but still 🤷♂️
“why do we play this game?” Lol
34nimajneb they were pretty old woods and a driver for me, but how do you break an iron?
Clayton Beilfuss where there’s a will there’s a way
Chad A. If you’re not teeing up your putter you’re doing it wrong
“It would’ve been great if I hit it straight”
Always
Ive here’s that one before ha
This comment is said all too often and it pisses me off!
I refer to alcohol on the course as “swing oil”. I do like “birdie juice” though lol
All these years on the course and Ive never heard the terms “swing oil” and “birdie juice”. Damn all the lost opportunities to make someone laugh.
Swing lube
Beer is swing oil and weed is putting power.
Aiming oil
Swing lube
Every video I say “this is so damn accurate” but this one took the cake. Thanks for being my spirit animal!!!
the “bad day of golf is better than a good day at work” is scaringly accurate
“Im digging a hole down here call me Shia LeBeouf”
😂😂😂😂
These videos basically got me through this pandemic. Keep it up!
"Pandemic"
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI nah you right though haha
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI Wrong again, "plandemic" 😜
Scamdemic
You're not through it yet. No one is.
You know you got a good group of people to play golf with when every round sounds like this
Just started golfing in the hopes to get me outta this depression. So much to learn but I'm taking some of these phrases lmao
You started golf to get OUT of depression?
That is like a hyperactive kid taking speed to calm down, right?
Good Luck! It's tough but its very healing if you can detach yourself from results when learning and stay in the process
Worm burner. Best golf phrase ever.
Thomas Callahan snake raper is better
@@ethanmesch2398 what kind of a sick fuck comes up with "snake raper"? 😂😂
"Golf is a good walk spoiled" - attributed to Mark Twain. Oh, you betcha. Yah!
Yep, Mark Twain did not say that but EVERYONE who has ever played the game has :)
And I'll bet if he was alive today he would be as sick of hearing it as the rest of us.
"I'm digging a hole down here, call me Shia Lebeouf"
Also would make a great line in a rap
“The two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake.” 🤣🤣🤣 Dying!
Brought a smile to my face, miss playing with my boys, this was us before we moved away.
“ Guys who Chew tobacco “ would be a good video
Is there that many of us? I’ve been playing golf for 25 years and I don’t think I’ve ever played with anyone chewing. Smoking cigars a different story
@@frankwhite1895 I love dipping while playing
Yea dudes that dip. They be trying to talk to you and you can’t understand a FN word they say. Bc they have a mouthful of shit.
“What, did I do something wrong?” 😂😂🤣
It’s like you captured every single round of golf I have ever played
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake.....phewww."
Best line by far
"Why do we still play this game I hate golf" me every time until I hit one good shot then love it again for the time being
This is so accurate, especially the part where he says “why do I keep playing?”
This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
Watch out for the kitty doo-doo
I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
@@bobsiddoway bro that's nasty
You're gonna need a blanket and sun tan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach
“Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake”
dude this is straight fire. the way you say things so candidly is an absolute art form
The two best balls line made me spit out laughing aloud. Hilarious.
You missed, "I think it opens up over there" after a massive slice/draw.
Lmao totally. Avoid the 3 off the tee.
The better part is when you have said it like 4 holes in a row and your buddy turns around to look at you in desperation hoping one of these times it actually does
Sage Fly, Great comment! Great great comment! That is so funny and so true. "Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure it opens up over there" is only something a golfer would understand. Damn, that is funny! I would have never thought to bring that comment home, but I have heard it countless times over my 50 years of golf. Hell, I've even said it myself knowing I was deep in the woods. Thanks for the good laugh!
Only one missing is the dude who can’t find his ball cause he’s sure he hit it 100 yards further than reality.
Depth perception is an acquired skill!
Love your content man, never gets old.
Can confirm an endless cycle of groups of guys just like this are on every single golf course 😂😂😂
I worked as a golf caddy last summer and I tell you I heard all of these usually every day! Great video
*foot wedge*
“In Pretty Good Shape”
“Especially your wife, Tim” lol
Every group of golfers has a rage monster. You just invite him to have a good laugh.
*Drinks beer*
“Oh yeah now Im gonna start playing good” 😂
Only thing you’re missing is the buddy who “only chews when he’s golfing” because it helps him play better
I died laughing when he said the best 2 balls he hit were when he stepped on the landscaping rake 😂😂😂
“Especially your wife Tim” 😂
We have a Tim in our group 😂🤣
LowKey ID lol poor Tim in everyone’s group.
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe I haven’t seen it. Everything was spot on, I laughed out loud for 4 mins straight
All those pine trees...upper midwest thing
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake" that would me laughing some much my ribs hurt
I died over the "2 best balls I hit all day" joke!!!
"Im diggin a hole. Call me Shia LeBeouf"
Comedy gold
These golf videos are some of the most accurate videos on the internet. I keep 13 in the bag just so the foot wedge is legal!
That's why my husband always played Golf, to slam beers!!
"The two best balls I hit where when I walked over the sand rake" priceless
I usually roll with a bottle of something, 18 pack, 2 joints and maaaaaaaaaaaayyybe a couple of bumps to even things out. Who needs a beer angel?
Man. Where are out of? I wanna be golfin buddies!
“Ah nice shot, right up there by me.” LOL
As a cart girl, this is accurate. Love it
Super random, but my name is Josie, too! ❤ It's nice to see others cuz my given name isn't common at all.
Lorrrd, luv it~ hubby & buddies usually came to our house after 18 holes, and complain complain complain, then say "wow that was a good day! ". I was like, um sounds like .... um ... yah, u guys had fun(?!) .....
Oh and nature, the fresh air and suddenly its 102 - one buddy searching for ball by bushes and trees upset a wasp nest ... another time searching for ball one yelled "baby rattler!!! watch out!!!(not sure what they did of rattler(snake), but even small they at least rattle a little) GloriousGolf (Iam a golfWife-er, or golfWidow? ) woopwoop! (N California) oops, I mean "Ope"
We should bring the wives next time? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yea, said no guy ever! 🤣
Angela Tinsley i take my wife all the time and she drinks and i play lol
Ahh the infamous club toss. I can’t lie I’ve done a couple of those too 😂😂.
The sand trapped guy is completely accurate for me lol!!
Now that is how to enjoy golf as a amateur! Thank you!!!
The Birdie Juice!!!! Love that line 😂
So true. On the last bunker shot trying to get out you skulled it across the green into the back bunker. lol
"My distance is spot-on today, but my towards is off".
like the holes reference should have went with Stanley Yelnats though
Haha I read that in public school
I'm done playing golf... same time next week... hahahaha
Lmao the sand trap swings had me rolling. I can relate a lot to that
Honorable mention: "Your Honor, your honor."
I absolutely love these videos! And never bring the wife...Lol
"Two best balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake" Classic.
I've been playing golf for 40 years and I never heard that one.
I can't wait to use the line, "the two best balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake" Hilarious!!!!
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake." That will forever be my favorite line for a bad round of golf
These guys nailed it.
First hole , first shot, and the course record stands... LOL!
The guy stuck in the bunker is too accurate
What.... Did I do something wrong??? Best line ever on a buried putt! 😂👍
Best part about Golf...
Is finishing!!
"Not using my driver today, I don't trust myself with that thing; really bad slice"
fuck, you just described my entire round into a sentence
That’s why i carry an old ass 1 wood that has one of those super narrow faces lol i started out driving my friends even with a slight slice
Beer cart girl? No, she is the angel of beer. All hail the beer angel!
Always watched your guys adds on Facebook, finally subscribed. Keep it up guys love your content
My golf buddies and I enjoy the birdie juice and a few joints during our round, we call it f__ked up golf. The good news, there's always one designated driver.
You forgot to add chasing out the kids trying to fish the ponds there
I don't even play golf, but I got a golf ad before this video lol.
As someone who grew up playing with my dad and his mens night work buddies, this video is 100% accurate. Dare i say, its to a tee.
Edit: From Canada. Not sure where this is set but im sure this is just how golf is everywhere.
Literally died when he says "the 2 best balls i hit is when i stepped on the sand rake" 😂😂😂
Ah the trees right there.... Might hit the ol twig and berries 😂😂😂
The foot wedge bit is relatable
_im gona pretend youre not 23 and keep watching u Miles_
He's 26, dam I thought he was minimum mid 30s. Lol
17.2 Miles he said he was 23 one day, are u sure
I had to Google him. Yep he's 26.
17.2 Miles yeah I did too
I lost it at the birdie juice 🤣🤣🤣
The birdie juice was hilarious
So damn accurate. Every single part 😂
Great video!!...and I think I found most of your golf balls diving a water hazard last week. :)
Golf is just drinking and swearing far as I’m concerned.
right, that all it is until you're a pro then they pretend its a dignified game, unless your john Daily, he plays the game how its meant to be played !
clint brunke that’s why y’all suck and hate playing with hacks like that
Well, ya
The JD bushe light, fack I'm envious of that
Its actually terrifying how accurate this is
This is the most accurate golf video ever made.
"two best balls i hit today were with the sand rake" LMAO
You forgot the guy that's always trying to fix your swing
“2 best balls I hit today are when I stepped on the sand rake”