I went to the Mall of Jermania to pre-order The Candle but the dude at the game store refuses to sell to me. He says it's rated R and it's not appropriate for me. I tried to hand him my drivers license to show him I'm 24, but he called security and they carried me to the food court and threw me in a meat grinder.
i cant believe the ripple effect of ballfonder still lasts on to this day. i think if jerma didnt commit to the bit and actually put them up there a few streams ago he wouldnt have gotten such a rabid chat
he spent like 2 years hyping up his retirement just to stream loads im not complaining of course, its nice to see him be happy to be hanging out and playing games :)
As the person who started the train of exposing Jerma for the Ant Man incident, I’m so proud of this community for not allowing this psychotic poser Ant-Fan to get away with his crimes
Hearing Jerma talk about Lu BU is so nostalgic for me, my parents LOVE Dynasty Warriors, and whenever they'd talk about it they'd mention something about fighting Lu Bu
This entire video is him sitting in the cutscenes or on the map and just yapping for hours lmao, peak Jerma. Also I can't believe the edit left out the One Guy appearance!
I just woke up, and I’m still tired, and it’s nearly 2am. So when I saw this, for a half second I thought this was Ghost of Yotei and I fucking POGGED.
I love how Jerma genuinely thinks his chat alone is messed up enough to single-handedly annihilate the algorithms of any AI And god I hope he's right Also #RememberBallFondler
One of the more necessary stream edits because this game had the some of the slowest cutscenes I've ever seen. Everyone talks like they're on horse tranquilisers.
Were you paid to? Asked to? Threatened too? Was it a physical reaction? Was and is that truly how you react to me? (Given your circumstances) I can accept that.
His retirement is cancelled until he pays off all of his parking tickets
he couldn’t pay them because he was laughing too much
On top of that this guy is still in insurmountable debt to chat, right?
thats gonna take like years tho
Gambling debt
He still owes us $6 quintillion, we have all the leverage against this little man.
"No, I'm not addicted. I'll retire now, see? I can retire whenever I want; watch me do it again."
No chat, I'm not gonna go out of retirement!
He hates being retired
he is GREEN and RETIRED
@@ItsRyanHellomy man
@@ItsRyanHelloThe Oneyplays/Jerma audience overlap is real
@demon_hawkeye5269 now the audience will become double-unfunny
He is only like 40 bro my grandpa is 70 and is still reluctant to retire
There is no Easter bunny, there is no Tooth fairy, THERE IS NO RETIREMENT
Glad to see a game accomodating of Jerma's size.
Hi! I love your music.
:3
Jerma is the Brett Favre of streamers. Spiritually and mentally incapable of retiring and he scams the poor
holyyyy +2
Nice comps my friend
Truly a reference maybe a quarter of the fanbase would understand
Literally playing this on a couch barely paying attention talking to us on the phone
Petition to build another jerma
"We have the tecnology"
Upgrades people
Jerma986
if he did the chin prostethics stream, he wouldnt last a minute without laughing his ass off and wasting the bit
Yeah this is true and its honestly sad
I went to the Mall of Jermania to pre-order The Candle but the dude at the game store refuses to sell to me. He says it's rated R and it's not appropriate for me. I tried to hand him my drivers license to show him I'm 24, but he called security and they carried me to the food court and threw me in a meat grinder.
how are you still here today friend
@@roxwize Well only one of my eyeballs came out intact, so naturally I'm OK. Days bed rest, back to full strength.
@@SpongyKarma Was it an instakill move?
i cant believe the ripple effect of ballfonder still lasts on to this day. i think if jerma didnt commit to the bit and actually put them up there a few streams ago he wouldnt have gotten such a rabid chat
he spent like 2 years hyping up his retirement just to stream loads
im not complaining of course, its nice to see him be happy to be hanging out and playing games :)
2:06 I wasn't looking at the screen and thought this was Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons
holy shit what is up jermites!!!
hey man
hey dude
Yoooo
We are, and I cannot emphasize this enough, SO back
Really... Jermites on a video about Jermants.... Read the hive bro....
Nearly all of these clips are just him not advancing dialogue
jerma has a very interesting play style
So sad that jerma was eaten by an ant. Fly high Jeremy 💞🕊️🕊️
🕊🕊🕊
the infamous ligma ants.
He's not retired he's re-tired. It's gonna be a *Goodyear* chat
short for really tired
As the person who started the train of exposing Jerma for the Ant Man incident, I’m so proud of this community for not allowing this psychotic poser Ant-Fan to get away with his crimes
he ISNT retired he just LOVES to LIE
His forked tongue
single digit andy
What
28:40 @@fordakacar
I love how he starts streaming like he didn't just bury a family of four 🥰
thought long dead serial killer, Jerma, has seemingly returned from the grave. here with names to check off his list
chat was sooo chill this day. that paul rudd bit was so much fun
That's just how he sees people. Like bugs. Bugs to be smashed.
Hearing Jerma talk about Lu BU is so nostalgic for me, my parents LOVE Dynasty Warriors, and whenever they'd talk about it they'd mention something about fighting Lu Bu
that makes me feel really old
dude i'm 24 but reading this made my bones disintegrate immediately 😭😭😭
His ass is NOT retired
w
Aw man, now that's some quality Jerma.
I decided to watch the Devil May Cry explosion clip right before checking out this video. I was stunned to hear him reference it.
This entire video is him sitting in the cutscenes or on the map and just yapping for hours lmao, peak Jerma.
Also I can't believe the edit left out the One Guy appearance!
There’s a man named something close to Jacob doing something
Fuck yes he's talking about tuna mayo with pretzels again, it really is a goated combo and it's so nutritious that it helped combat my eating disorder
I cant believe jerma did 2 roman salutes at the end of the stream
tbh i could see jerma accidentally heiling while awkwardly gesturing 'my heart goes out to you all,' lol.
14:08 Lol, he is unironically considering what Vargskelethor joked about in his soul caliber 3 vod
You can't show me Jerma getting lost on a straight path in the first 2 minutes. I start shaking.
honored to have my chat message immortalized by this crazy man 25:50
Glad we got the reincarnation and jerma986 Is here. The break took longer than usual
Dang, Guan Yu is HUGE
He broke out of his enclosure again.
Jerma making goblin noises and lunging at his 12 thousand strong audience because hes never seen Titanic might be one of his funniest moments ever.
i was there live, you dont even know the shock i had hearing he lied to all of us.....
him describing swings is horrifying
By the time you get the 4th weapon the game loop is set, I'm really enjoying it
I was watching Ant Man as this was uploaded, stay away from my house Jerma.
He came out of retirement 😭
They’re edging that god damn Nancy drew stream
You guys know that guy that was green and retired? Well meet the rat king that's unretired
30 seconds is crazy
Jerma-Con at Caesars palace in vegas would be sick
when he said that people didn't know about ball fondler i felt like i got hit by a semi truck
I can't believe that Jerma could defeat an ant
Love how much he's been streaming lately
This stream really had Neo-Classic Jerma vibes
retired streamer interrupts story cutscenes to talk about his bowel movements
its so funny hes scared of swings. Did anyone else play roadkill where you walk through kids swinging and try not to get hit
the brawl midnight launch was so iconic for us men in our 30s
Jermy-chan you've returned 🥺😍
He's so right about the late 30s memory thing. It's kinda crazy to realize "damn I don't remember SHIT. "
I love how everytime i watch his vids, most of his conversation is not even about the game he plays
can’t believe he hasn’t seen Antman
WHERE IS THE NANCY DREW EDIT
DREW CREW
The tomato jeremy stream already happened when he had a nuclear meltdown in nickelodeon baseball
I just woke up, and I’m still tired, and it’s nearly 2am. So when I saw this, for a half second I thought this was Ghost of Yotei and I fucking POGGED.
Loving all the Jerma986 streams! Also Ant Andy
I love how Jerma genuinely thinks his chat alone is messed up enough to single-handedly annihilate the algorithms of any AI
And god I hope he's right
Also #RememberBallFondler
25:02 “bu-bibimibi-buhuhfuhmabuh”
Jerma unretires again to host another episode of his food podcast.
how do u have a famine with that many dead guards laying around
is this the same guy who forgot ant man had ants in it.
It is really weird seeing all of the crazy stupid stuff in this game after having seen the 'oversimplified' video on the three kingdoms.
One of the more necessary stream edits because this game had the some of the slowest cutscenes I've ever seen. Everyone talks like they're on horse tranquilisers.
He HATES retirement
jerma wants to wear pads and a helmet to swing on a swing set... he's so old
i remember playing dynasty warriors on my gameboy advance sp very different on there but was still a blast cool seeing jerma play it
"retired"
i'm still watching the red hulk ad
Were you paid to?
Asked to?
Threatened too?
Was it a physical reaction?
Was and is that truly how you react to me? (Given your circumstances)
I can accept that.
I got clickbaited into thinking he was gonna play Empires of the Undergrowth :( Such a jerma game hope he tries it
Crazy how all the comments are trying to bait jerma into retiring
1 minute is crazy
Jerms! Rejoice!
Erm… what the Jerm?
how do you not know who ballfondler is?
here we go again
i hope the unemployment era lasts forever!
Our little TikTok star is back!
wait a minute, ant man never controls ants. I didnt see that in the movie. there’s NO way i’m wrong about this
Praying that Jerma has secretly been playing Infinity Nikki all this time and will stream it soon
jerma logs say he's gonna play infinity nikki again so its likely
@ 🤞🤞
nectarine supremacy
jerma really is the type of guy to worry about kneepads and helmets while on a swing
Jerma
I don't know about you guys, but i can not relate to the teething my sink right into a succulent peach.
4 digit andy
My leg fell off
At least you have the other two
The Movie Jerma still hasn't watched
Jerma continues to be the 9-11 of our generation, we can't keep letting him get away with this 😢
3 drinks on stream Andy
Jerma is shorter than Ant-Man
7:28 "IM" 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻
Jerma thinks he can take on 10 people at once. His ego is bigger than Mr.Greens net worth
is he retired or not