there’s been over 8 billion on earth throughout the history of Gorilla Glue’s existence yet every single person has managed not to put that glue in their hair... except for her...
We are all idiots to an extent, whether you want to acknowledge it or not. But come on, how a woman in her mid 40s should know not to put adhesive in her hair. I guess not
"For those of you who aren't smart enough to know not to put Gorilla Glue all in your hair, uh-" *"I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU!"* Thanks Mr. Beast and Honey
I read an article on I think CNN online about how some people were being sympathetic while others were being critical and what not, personally I’m on the critical side because, well do I even need to explain myself?
I have to thank her because everything that she’s done to herself up to this point has made me laugh extremely hard, it is one of the best comedy skits I’ve ever got to witness live in my life! 😂 I can’t wait for the punchline of her being bald for the rest of her life!
I imagine it didn’t take a whole lot of cash for that doctors “treatment”, just a good amount of time and trial and error to figure out which reactions would break the adhesive down.
I’m 15 and I will never put gorilla glue in my hair since it’s not a hair product, I think it’s used for wood specifically but other things but not hair
@@techsupportengineer5781 thanks for pointing out that I look young cuz I never noticed 🙄 but I know I don’t look that young, I atleast look 8/9 - 13 so your just picking a random age
I feel that the one thing that doesn't get mentioned in this story... is that it really speaks to how effective Gorilla glue actually is! Not that it should, but Gorilla's new slogan could include smth like: "Gorilla Glue! It's so strong, it'll keep your hair stuck to your head for months!"
I like to think that everyone that watches your videos is someone that I could talk to even if we don’t have common interests it’s just that they are smart
The balls on her to sue the company for what she did to herself, glad she fixed it since no one should have to go through that pain, but she wrought it upon herself, but since she fixed it, I’m happy
As someone who also has curly hair, the way I fit my hair in my hat is by combing it back and putting it in a bun. After that I tuck it in the hat, sorry if I didn’t make sense.
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We are at a level that the whole world feels like a south park episode
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I haven't even watched South Park and I agree with you
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First big Ed put Mayo in his hair, now gorilla glue girl puts gorilla glue in her hair? Wonder what’s next...
A turtle puts plastic straws in its breakfast.
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@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
@@TurtleChad1 Panda agrees what A Turtle approved!!
It scares me that this women takes care of kids for a living.
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Same
Yea and since it’s a daycare that means there most likely under the age of 6
@Prayingmantis 211 yessss, since young kids do what they see people who they trust do and she’s a bad role model
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there’s been over 8 billion on earth throughout the history of Gorilla Glue’s existence yet every single person has managed not to put that glue in their hair... except for her...
There’s a first for everything
fanta exotic
Mtn dew
@@cuttleboi1339 apparently there's a first time for everyr
@@fantaexotic9665 luv u
There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity.
*cough*
Death
Cough cough
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God: "Don't worry. That will be patched out in the next update."
Is this a challenge
This is the results of following 5 Minute Crafts.
Aye I'll drink to that
Cheers bro
@@kerruo2631 drink glue?
Luke wood
No he is not the glue hair women
@@lukewood2662 yes sirrr
We are all idiots to an extent, whether you want to acknowledge it or not. But come on, how a woman in her mid 40s should know not to put adhesive in her hair. I guess not
Not that it alters your point, but 40 isn't mid-40s.
The world is basically a real life onion article now
They're gonna run out fake topics soon.
You mean to tell me Onion articles aren't real?!?!?
One day they'll swap to real stories and we wouldn't even tell the difference
Stupidity is not a virus, but it's sure is spreading like one"
- Sandy Cheeks
this quote is also spreading like a virus
@@CHKNSkratch yes you are correct
Well... There was a virus that was present in the less intelligent members of a test group.
Hello mha fan
Ah yes a female of culture
She's the type of person to get glue banned at school or anything that's actually useful or convenient
She's the reason why teachers give those bad scissors in calss
@@theraptor3485 yep and they always tell you "your not cutting it right"
It's going to get locked up at the store just like the ice cream and the tide pods now.
@@Ripebulldog the secret is to alwqys use the back of the blade
I wouldn't be surprised if she did something to get pencils banned
I hope the surgery goes well and she gets a functional new brain
Destroyed
r/rareinsults
Not even a surgery would help her brain
Even the rock outside of my house is smarter than her
She has 5 kids and doesn’t know not to use glue in her hair. Let’s take a moment of silence for her kids.
5 kids? Let’s hope that they’re smarter than her.
@@low-keydepressed1820 probably are
Hey jedi
@@low-keydepressed1820 my 1 year old hedgehog is smarter than her
@@low-keydepressed1820 man you dont have to be smart to be more intelegent than this human potato
She has merch now this shows that stupidity pays 🤢
This woman’s logic: Let’s sue a company for my own stupidity
Edit: She didn’t actually sue but you get the point i’m dumb
fanta exotic
Panda agrees!!
I love your username so much
She didn’t sue though
@@DigitalShaolin She did, or threatened to do it.
This should have been an auto tune video
“Guys just don’t put gluuu on your hair. It causes skin damage”
I mean no offense but if you put gorilla glue in your hair then it's natural selection at that point
Guess I will but dead hamsters and gorrila glue in my head to get famous
Yeah, normally they'd be maimed and men would see the signs to avoid.
Someone being retired =/= natural selection. That's not how natural selection works.
The image of Optimus in my head has changed when he said he has curly hair oh god.
Remember that he is white, which is kind of harder to imagine
@@ericshaun343 oh god does he look like yandev
@@holczy0 I hate you for even suggesting this
@@ericshaun343 hes blackwhite with an afro
@@ButtSauce666 he looks like young Bob ross
Forget gorilla glue, let's talk about that smooth ad transition.
People who donated to her surgery needs to put thier sympathy into something else
literally worse that simping for e girls
I can’t believe that some people where apparently trying to make it about race and people saying it’s okay to make “beauty” mistakes
intelligence and stupidly have nothin to do wit race 🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣😭
@@tokin_alien4132 yup, Don't matter if your Asian, European, African, Hispanic, or Caucasian y'all got brains, now Fucken use it
It's twatter what did you expect? For them to use common sense and be genuine?
"Racially charged" is a common term used on Twitter according to a BLACK UA-camr I watch.
Wait till Optimus finds out when there's a guy who thought gorilla glue girl was a fake so he gorilla glued his lips together lol
or the woman who used hair curling chemicals on her...downstairs area...
@@CrazyAlienLady051 someone actually did that?....
@@CrazyAlienLady051 really?? 😟
Natural selection needs to make a comeback
Thats it, I'm leaving humanity. I don't want to be associated with this anymore, I'm leaving to live with the lions
“They do anything for clout”
- Offset
And that's from the good book of future
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Gorilla Glue new advertisement be like: We can fix anything but humanity’s stupidity.
I’d buy it.
may you do well in the advertising field or something like that
Even I can't fix human stupidity
@@god1356 you gave us free will, bad idea, heck even creating us in the first place was a bad idea
"For those of you who aren't smart enough to know not to put Gorilla Glue all in your hair, uh-"
*"I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU!"*
Thanks Mr. Beast and Honey
Haha
Bruh after a month!?!?! And she went to social media instead of a doctor?!?!?! Bruh she might actually be less smart than the kids she teaches...
All those kids are geniuses compared to her. Seriously my little cousin knows better, and she’s 5...
She went to the ER didn't she?
@@dariuzthemacaroni1308 after the fact of posting and asking social media for help forst
@@tokin_alien4132 healthcare cost?
@@dariuzthemacaroni1308 yep here in America
So are we just going to ignore the fact that she watches other people's children?
Yep, apparently we are...
@Goku NO! GOHAN!!!! GET UP!
After this, I wouldn't let her watch over my kids. Nuh-uh, no, nay, over my dead body
This is the kind of thing I expect a child would do, Not a full grown adult
When you are in a sticky situation, who ya gonna call? That's right.......
Gorrilla Gal 💀💀💀💀
Nah fam why you do her like that💀💀💀💀
Optimus: I'm gonna make 3 videos a day
Also optimus: I'm gonna make a video twice a week
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@@fantaexotic9665 Yes.
@@fantaexotic9665 Fanta Exotic
This is like suing Walmart because you choked on one of their product
She raised 20K for a free surgery on a situation that's all her fault. She finessed y'all
She donated the 20k So who really got finessed?
@@skyesan4862 all the people that gave her money obviously
If I was that surgeon I would’ve just asked the girl to pay for supplies cause chemically removing gorilla glue from hair sounds really cool
Btw she's selling merch now honestly if you get caught wearing that your asking to get bullied
This is why we can’t have universal healthcare
Facts, someone just said idiots abusing it is one of the reasons it won't work.
@@smokedout7129 Every system will be abused. It's just a fact of life.
@@AFellowCyberman like bots in among us.
I would never want to pay for someone else’s problems.
We, as a human race, are past due of extinction from stupidity
@@Account-jn7xu and many of us will google "how to start a fire" w/o service
I read an article on I think CNN online about how some people were being sympathetic while others were being critical and what not, personally I’m on the critical side because, well do I even need to explain myself?
How you deliver the ad with the pictures is just sublime.
“You have access to children” that’s a very... interesting way to say “you’re around children a lot
There's a first for everything, and we learn from mistakes like what she did even though we are smart enough to not commit idiotic things like that
Im not the smartest guy in the world, but this lady make me feel like Tony Stark 🧠
So why are people calling her dumb? She was clearly trying to put in something that could fill in the spot where a brain is supposed to go
And this boys is how u get rich just like eren from attack on titan said "abandon humanity" just do the most brain dead things
Abandon humanity, become giant.
@@Ixe2077 become monke🙈
@@mattvillan4591 You know... isn't the fact people are acting like monkey's the reason we are where we are right now?
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!
@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. wrong...monkeys are smarter than humans
I have to thank her because everything that she’s done to herself up to this point has made me laugh extremely hard, it is one of the best comedy skits I’ve ever got to witness live in my life! 😂 I can’t wait for the punchline of her being bald for the rest of her life!
I imagine it didn’t take a whole lot of cash for that doctors “treatment”, just a good amount of time and trial and error to figure out which reactions would break the adhesive down.
Optimus is genuinely entertaining. Like he's just talking about topics and I'm excited to watch it.
I’m 15 and I will never put gorilla glue in my hair since it’s not a hair product, I think it’s used for wood specifically but other things but not hair
15? You look 6
@@techsupportengineer5781 thanks for pointing out that I look young cuz I never noticed 🙄 but I know I don’t look that young, I atleast look 8/9 - 13 so your just picking a random age
@@abbysworld05 nah, I think you look 6, you even have the grammar of a 6 year old
@@abbysworld05
Grammer 101
at least
Not atleast
This is why the school system is a joke.
@@coolman6139 you should become an English teacher so you can get a bad paycheck
man youve grown so much in under a year! congrats bro, a futures ahead my man, keep up the content
This girl has the same mentality that putting you hand on the stove would give tan
I seriously believe that you should make a podcast where you just talk about stuff like this for an hour or so.
She used gorilla glue on herself because.. oh.... OH NO......
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@@Xvim-xw8wz femalr?
@@michaelsnyman2800 yes
@@ExpertCobra-tn1vt interesting. I shall relay these findings to my superiors
@@michaelsnyman2800 true
I feel that the one thing that doesn't get mentioned in this story... is that it really speaks to how effective Gorilla glue actually is!
Not that it should, but Gorilla's new slogan could include smth like: "Gorilla Glue! It's so strong, it'll keep your hair stuck to your head for months!"
Panda is here before "A Turtle"
Mtn Dew
Honestly that surgeon is a legend for doing it for free
"the only thing i've really learned from this situation is that common sense really just isn't that common" X_X
"well it's called 'gt2b glued' so i'll just go get the gorilla glue"
bruh. idk why why that made me laugh more than i should've.
This is honestly a boondocks episode where it’ll turn into race for some reasons
Ni-
Some dude gorilla glued his lips together bcs he “wanted to prove it’s not that strong”
Wait, this is real?
@@bbqsauce890 yes it is true. Therenis a video of it
The 1 person that disliked isn’t invited to my bounce-U party
I like to think that everyone that watches your videos is someone that I could talk to even if we don’t have common interests it’s just that they are smart
I’m guessing your power got knocked out during the ice storms that hit you guys down in Ohio
fanta exotic
Cheese
Lol I'm in Ohio and I didn't get my power taken out, I just got hella snow
I actually love those ads at the end of the video for his merch
She must have been sniffing glue to think to do something like that
Optimus made that sponsorship interesting i always skip them but that was actually really good.
Apparently, people have been accusing this woman of scamming the internet and that she did this on purpose for money and followers.
I mean she might as well have
But was it worth it
@@kerruo2631 I don't think it's worth it to possibly die or get seriously harmed just to get attention
9:13 we need more cameos from 9yo Optimus
A turtle approves of this update.
yes
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I wonder what other “wonders” hold for us
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Yo this really makes me want to buy gorilla glue.
GUYS I JUST GOT AN AD FOR HRS HAIR TRANSPLANT IN THIS VIDEO.
THIS IS TOO PERFECT
The balls on her to sue the company for what she did to herself, glad she fixed it since no one should have to go through that pain, but she wrought it upon herself, but since she fixed it, I’m happy
But, i thought that she wasn't going to sue and that "TMZ lied about her"?
they needed a master physician just to invent something to disolve gorrila glue good god that glue is op
She legit finessed 20k
Optimus back at it again with the smooth sponsors!
Fun fact: You’re first until you refresh.
Panda disapprove this fact!!
Fun fact, you commented this for likes
You could've posted a more original and funny comment
fanta exotic
Fun Fact: I see this type of comment more than I see "first" comments
Ultimately, this is a learning experience for all of us.
She is the reason for the disclaimer that says don’t drink paint on the back of the paint can...
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The manscape bit had me in tears.
We're about to have to change "common sense" in the dictionary to "semi-common sense" in a bit
You know Opti creeping uh da come up when he slingin that Manscape.
When you realize she lives in the same state where you live 😨😨
Don't forget the cup dude's from Louisiana also 2 big L's for us already
@@MrHowhot cup dude? Double Gulp Slurpy?
The way that ad came in was smooth ngl. 👍
Imagine being 40 and thinking putting gorilla glue in your hair and thinking it is a good idea
Hey its good enough she realized that its a bad bad BAD idea a month after
Imagine being doomed to being forever known as the "Gorilla Glue Hair Girl" for the rest of your life
*The brand Manscaped exists*
Feminists: REEEEE!!
Someone else pointed this out, but please remember this is a grown adult that can vote and influence the future of this country.
Bring back natural selection.
As someone who also has curly hair, the way I fit my hair in my hat is by combing it back and putting it in a bun. After that I tuck it in the hat, sorry if I didn’t make sense.
The black man is confuse with her actions.
Yeah for sure man
@Goku goku😎👌
At least you can tell the glue is durable-
This just in: Gorilla glue is racist.
Ey you hit trending!
She’s not a girl, she’s 40 💀
Crazy to think people actually started the gorilla glue challenge, like what do you expect to happen?
Bruh I’m smarter when I’m sleep walking my god
Who asked
Yes
@@findgod8730 Who asked
Bruh
the first person i guess?
yeah somebody mentioned this in my communications class and everyone started talking about it. this story has become so mainstream.
The fact that the name is "Gorilla" doesnt mean its made for gorillas smh
@BullWithInternetAccess Is bull stew for bulls?
@BullWithInternetAccess No. Why dont you use some *ART ATTACK MIXTURE* ?
Congrats on the 1 mil subscibers!
fun fact: no one has yet watched the whole vid as of the time of this commet
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@@DJ_SLUM dj slum🕵🕵🕵
Optimus I’ve missed you man